History Webvideo / NonePiece

-->'''Luffy''': [[NeverGoingBAckToPrison I won't go back to prison, my butthole can't take that abuse]]!

--->'''Suzaku:''' "Luffy! [[Anime/DragonBallZ What does the scouter say about his suck level!]]"\\
'''Luffy:''' "[[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged It's one thousand and six!]]"\\
'''Lelouch:''' "IT'S ON THE WRONG EAR, YOU IDIOT!"

--> '''Lelouch:''' "Now, Suzaku, what did we learn from all this?"\\
'''Suzaku:''' "NOTHING!"\\
'''Lelouch:''' "See! He ''can'' learn!"\\
'''Death The Kid:''' "Whatever."

* WhamLine: In Episode "5" after Usopp explains that Kaya's parents [[NoodleIncident were killed by pillows]].

** Also in episode eight:

* NeverLearntToRead: Luffy, when he tries to read the disclaimer for Episode 3.

* AbusiveParents: Luffy claims that his parents gave him the first name "Monkey" because they hated him. Later, Zoro has the same explanation for why his first name is "Zolo".

* CutenessProximity: In Episode 3, Luffy completely ignores Captain Morgan's death threat by watching a video of a baby harp seal on his {{IPhony}} and gushing over it. He even names the seal Mr. Fuzzy-Flippers.

* BigOlEyebrows: Luffy and Zoro start getting these from time to time starting in Episode 4 whenever the script needs them to be upset but the source video isn't cooperating.
** [[spoiler:Kaya]] gets them in Episode "5".

--> '''Capt. Morgan''': Were you ''wearin' ''the purple suit?\\
'''Helmeppo''': Ye–\\
'''Capt. Morgan''': Then you deserved it!

* CampGay: Helmeppo, with a lisp to boot.

'''Morgan''': Well you're definitely not cut out to be captain then, huh? ''[beat]'' Carry on, Lieutenant.\\
'''Officer''': I'm a corporal\\

'''Morgan''': ''[raises his axe-hand]''\\
'''Officer''': ''[in his head]'' WorthIt. ''[cue Luffy distracting them both]''

-->''*Still-frame with absurdly complex equation pops up*''\\

* DudeNotFunny: Invoked by Mohji and his spastic colon. He dares Luffy, Zoro, and Nami to make jokes about it. They only stare at him in horror.

* FateWorseThanDeath: Apparently being married to Nami:
--> '''Nami''': Best honeymoon ever.\\

'''Nami''': ''(laughs)'' Oh, pay him no mind. ''(lowers her voice)'' Unless you wanna die. ''(makes raspberry noises with her tongue)''\\
'''Luffy''': ''(gun appears next to his head)'' '''DO IT!'''

'''Luffy''': [[TemptingFate So long as I don't get roped into anything stupid.]]\\

''*Draws a circle around Luffy and Zoro a la sports instant replay*''\\

* LoveAtFirstSight: Zoro falls in love with [[WebVideo/CodeMENT C.C.]] when he first sees her in episode five.

** Animal crackers are "THE SNACK FOOD OF THE GODS!".

-->'''Luffy''': She snuck up on us, like a- like a-\\

'''Luffy''': CODY! Don't you ''ever'' say that word ''again''!\\

'''Luffy''': ''EVER!!!''

'''Luffy''': Boy!? I'm 45 years old, lad!\\

* OohMeAccentsSlipping: Luffy occasionally starts to sound like [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Peter Griffin]].

-->'''Luffy:''' Oh my god Cody, you'll never guess what I'm lookin' at. They're filming The Hangover 2 over here.

Basically this series successfully combines AbridgedSeries with WebAnimation/YouTubePoop, is what we're saying.

* AmusingInjuries: In episode 2, Nami breaks her ankle, and cusses a blue streak. She's voiced by a guy doing an awful falsetto.

* BigNever: The de-canonized Episode 5, when [[WebVideo/CodeMENT Lelouch]] is losing at beer pong.

'''High-pitched narrator''': "You've just got to carry the three."\\

* TheyFightCrime: Luffy and Shanks in episode 3.

* NiceHat: "I am rubber and you are fat; don't you dare ''touch'' my hat!"

''None Piece'' is a AbridgedSeries of ''Franchise/OnePiece'' by Creator/PurpleEyesWTF, who also created ''WebVideo/CodeMENT''. It can be found [[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL072C7B6DD9506FBB here.]] In comparison to most other Abridged Series, it employs extremely slick editing, a minimum of pop-culture shout-outs and self-referential humor, and [[DarkComedy disturbingly hilarious]] [[CrossingTheLineTwice jokes]] with [[SurrealHumor rarely a beginning or end]] or [[PostModern even an explanation at all]].

* BadassBeard[=/=]BadassMoustache: Luffy and Zoro have a [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext battle of the beards]] at the end of episode four. [[spoiler:Zoro wins.]]

* RealityEnsues: In a rare change of pace for this series, the effects of Zoro's blood loss in Episode 4 are played semi-realistically. As he bleeds out, he becomes more and more delirious to the point where he's too busy hallucinating to notice he's about to get stabbed.

* ContinuityNod: Coby mentions that his best bet is to become a marine, which alludes to the actual series.

* EverythingIsBetterWithSpinning: Sure takes care of lions
--> '''Luffy''': You've been a very bad kitty! Spin you dumb animal! Spin until you are dead!

* SoundEffectBleep
** Played with in one line of episode 4. Averted in the rest of that episode.

'''Luffy''': [[Creator/JohnnyDepp JOHNNY DEPP]] IS NOT THAT BAD!\\

-->'''Kuro''': Well, you know what ''I'' care about?\\

'''Kuro''': They are '''so''' fucking on to us!

* CrowningMomentOfIndifference:
--> '''Zoro:''' "DUDE! THEY GOT CODY!"\\
'''Luffy:''' (watching his [[BrandX IPony 2]]) "Oh no. They got Cody."

* NoodleIncident: "And that's when I discovered they were human bones! Ahahahahahaha!"