History Webcomic / SexyLosers

** Downplayed in one "...And That's The Story" strip. A pervert on a train reaches up a woman's skirt to grab her vagina, but finds out too late that [[UnsettlingGenderReveal she's a post-op transsexual]] who threatens to cry rape unless he gives her a handjob. The Unbelievably Fertile Woman is standing across from them at the time and is impregnated by the ejaculation.

Formerly known as ''The Thin H Line'', ''Sexy Losers'' is an adult {{webcomic}} by [[PenName Clay (a.k.a. Hard)]] that began in 1999. Drawn in an {{animesque}} style, it followed the antics of several different characters. They include a {{hentai}} [[{{fangirl}} artist]], a [[ILoveTheDead necrophiliac]], a compulsive masturbator (and his equally compulsive masturbating sister), a bored housewife [[ParentalIncest trying to seduce her son]], a group of scientists developing bizarre sex aids, several porn stars, and a [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking couple of stage magicians]]. It was the highest scoring entry on the List Of Potentially Offensive Webcomics, having been awarded six "toilets" [[BrokeTheRatingScale out of a possible five]]. Its biggest claim to fame was its popularizing [[MemeticMutation "fap" and "shlick"]][[note]]often spelled "schlick" elsewhere[[/note]] as onomatopoeiae for male and female masturbation. It's notable in that the graphic art and themes is not the ''point'', but a vehicle for both comedy and serious discussion.

** Downplayed in one "...And That's The Story" strip. A pervert on a train reaches up a woman's skirt to grab her vagina, but finds out too late that [[UnsettlingGenderReveal she's a pre-op transsexual]] who threatens to cry rape unless he gives her a handjob. The Unbelievably Fertile Woman is standing across from them at the time and is impregnated by the ejaculation.

* LawOfInverseFertility: The storylines of "...And That's The Story" consist of a woman having some strange event happen to her (such as a man masturbating in an airplane's bathroom, causing his semen to fall on her while she was in a nudist colony) which apparently caused her to get pregnant since she's explaining the event to her son. Fittingly, her name is tagged as "Unbelievably Fertile Woman".

%%* DepravedBisexual: Rumiko Shibata.

Formerly known as ''The Thin H Line'', ''Sexy Losers'' is an adult {{webcomic}} by [[PenName Clay (a.k.a. Hard)]] that began in 1999. Drawn in an {{animesque}} style, it followed the antics of several different characters. They include a {{hentai}} [[{{fangirl}} artist]], a [[ILoveTheDead necrophiliac]], a [[ADateWithRosiePalms compulsive masturbator]] (and his equally compulsive masturbating sister), a bored housewife [[ParentalIncest trying to seduce her son]], a group of scientists developing bizarre sex aids, several porn stars, and a [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking couple of stage magicians]]. It was the highest scoring entry on the List Of Potentially Offensive Webcomics, having been awarded six "toilets" [[BrokeTheRatingScale out of a possible five]]. Its biggest claim to fame was its popularizing [[MemeticMutation "fap" and "shlick"]][[note]]often spelled "schlick" elsewhere[[/note]] as onomatopoeiae for male and female masturbation. It's notable in that the graphic art and themes is not the ''point'', but a vehicle for both comedy and serious discussion.

%%* BlankFaceOfShame: Kenta's face is almost always drawn in this style, and most of the time he indeed finds himself in embarassing situations due to him living with his horny mum...

%%* SlapstickKnowsNoGender: Poor Chie Sakamachi...SPLORSH.

%%* ThoseTwoGuys: Touro's nameless friends.

The series can be found [[https://www.sexylosers.com here]] ({{NSFW}} with a semi-SFW filter page.)

As of 2011, the series has been reborn as ''The Thin H Line'' again as a tumblr feed/blog. The comics are listed [[https://thinhline.tumblr.com/list here]]. (Again, most comics are {{NSFW}}.) As of 2020, Clay has started infrequently posting new content on the original site, including the Mother's Little Helper arc.

In accordance with site rules, '''please do not directly link NSFW pages.'''

%%* TooKinkyToTorture: '''Shiuji'''. In fact, [[UpToEleven too kinky to murder]] would be more accurate.

* YetAnotherChristmasCarol: Mike goes through one of these, focusing on the past and present of his history of treating others as sex objects rather than human beings, with the message that he will [[DyingAlone die alone and unloved]]. He completely fails to get it.

** "Mother's Little Helper", a planned nine-part story, also set during a single day started in September 2016 ended in May 2022.

** "Mother's Little Helper", a planned nine-part story, also set during a single day started in September 2016 and still isn't finished, with the seventh part published in November 2020.

Formerly known as ''The Thin H Line'', ''Sexy Losers'' was an adult {{webcomic}} by [[PenName Clay (a.k.a. Hard)]] that began in 1999. Drawn in an {{animesque}} style, it followed the antics of several different characters. They include a {{hentai}} [[{{fangirl}} artist]], a [[ILoveTheDead necrophiliac]], a [[ADateWithRosiePalms compulsive masturbator]] (and his equally compulsive masturbating sister), a bored housewife [[ParentalIncest trying to seduce her son]], a group of scientists developing bizarre sex aids, several porn stars, and a [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking couple of stage magicians]]. It was the highest scoring entry on the List Of Potentially Offensive Webcomics, having been awarded six "toilets" [[BrokeTheRatingScale out of a possible five]]. Its biggest claim to fame was its popularizing [[MemeticMutation "fap" and "shlick"]][[note]]often spelled "schlick" elsewhere[[/note]] as onomatopoeiae for male and female masturbation. It's notable in that the graphic art and themes is not the ''point'', but a vehicle for both comedy and serious discussion.

The series can be found [[http://www.sexylosers.com here]] ({{NSFW}} with a semi-SFW filter page.)

As of 2011, the series has been reborn as ''The Thin H Line'' again as a tumblr feed/blog. The comics are listed [[http://thinhline.tumblr.com/list here]]. (Again, most comics are {{NSFW}}.)

* IncestantAdmirer: Kenta's Horny Mom, who wants her son in the worst way. It's later {{Gender Flipp}}ed in #241 (NSFW) which turns things very dark very quickly.

%%* GenderFlip: #241 (NSFW), an inversion of Kenta's Horny Mom. It's a good demonstration of the {{Double Standard}}.

%%* ParentalIncest: Kenta's mom wants this with her son. Poor Kenta isn't as enthused as his mom is about the whole thing.

* SuicideAsComedy: There's a running gag of people being unwilling to go through with it when they realize Shiunji will rape their corpses. Also, one girl tries to ''fake'' suicidal tendencies so Shiuji will be interested in her, then realizes she has no easy way out of the situation.

->''"And that's the story of how you were born!"''

%%* BedTrick: Literature/HarryPotter uses this to get in bed with Hermione Granger. [[spoiler:Then it gets worse.]]

* ShoutOut: In strip #11, Touru is trying to psych himself up by saying "[[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion I mustn't run away, I mustn't run away...]]".

* SuicideAsComedy: There's a running gag of people being unwilling to go through with it when they realize Shiuji will rape their corpses. Also, one girl tries to ''fake'' suicidal tendencies so Shiuji will be interested in her, then realizes she has no easy way out of the situation.

* HypocriticalHumor: In #226, the scientists make a male sex robot and say the female scientist Dr. Kaori Tsudanuma is going to test it out. She is offended at the suggestion and tells them off that she's not desperate enough to want that...and then the next panel is her [[NotSoDifferent apparently using a vibrator]].

* WebcomicTime: The resolution of "Shiuji and the Suicide Girl", set during a single day, started in 2004 and ended in 2011.

* ArtEvolution: Early comics were in black-and-white, and less detailed.

* AllMenArePerverts ''and'' AllWomenAreLustful

* AssShove: Often the ''least'' offensive joke in a strip.
* AttractiveBentGender: #230 (NSFW.) [[HilarityEnsues Hilarity Ensued]] when this strip was ripped off many times, most notably by ''Maxim''.
* AuthorGuestSpot: #15, [[https://www.sexylosers.com/comic/083/ #83]] (SFW apart from offensive dialogue), and #156.

* BedTrick: Literature/HarryPotter uses this to get in bed with Hermione Granger. [[spoiler:Then it gets worse.]]

* BigNo: In #205 (NSFW), this was Natsuki's [[spoiler:death scream.]]
* BlankFaceOfShame: Kenta's face is almost always drawn in this style, and most of the time he indeed finds himself in embarassing situations due to him living with his horny mum...
* BreakingTheFourthWall: But only in crossovers. In both cases so far, it's involved an [[TakeThatAudience insult to the readership]] and its presumed horniness.

* CaptainErsatz: ARPA-01 is a stand-in for [[Manga/{{Chobits}} Chii]], as well as an opportunity to make UsefulNotes/{{Commodore 64}} jokes.
* TheChikan: He accidentally feels up a transgender woman, who ''forces him to continue''..and then the ''real'' punchline is [[spoiler: the Ridiculously Fertile Woman [[MeaningfulBackgroundEvent in the foreground]] got pregnant]].
* ClipShow: Parodied; it shows events that never actually happened on the strip.
* ComicallyMissingThePoint: Cuckolded Husband.
* ContinuityCreep:
** Even extends to seemingly unconnected RunningGags - if WordOfGod (through the site's navigation) is to be believed, the strips with the punchline at the bottom of this page all feature the same woman.
* {{Crossover}}: ''Tang's Weekly Comics'' and ''Webcomic/GhastlysGhastlyComic''.
* CutAndPasteComic: Occasionally.
* DepravedBisexual: Rumiko Shibata.
* DoubleStandard: Lampshaded in #241 (probably SFW, but so borderline we won't link it anyways.)
** DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnMale: Tying in with BlackComedyRape, this is played straight with the "Kenta's Horny Mom" strips, where the mother lusts after her son... but is then [[LampshadeHanging lampshaded]] with a GenderSwap, to point out just how wrong it really is... and appropriately titled "Gender Incrimination."

* EyepatchOfPower: The Suicide Girl.

* GenderFlip: #241 (NSFW), an inversion of Kenta's Horny Mom. It's a good demonstration of the {{Double Standard}}.

* GirlsLove: Rumiko/Natsuki arc culminated in [[spoiler:[[BuryYourGays Natsuki's death]]]]. Madame X/Chie never got anywhere (yet?). Yeah, the author has been neglecting that side of sexual life. (And openly lampshades it.)

* GraveRobbing: How [[spoiler: Shiunji]] finds a girlfriend. When he's done, though, he puts her back..."Whenever you break up with someone, you feel like part of you has died..."

* HeterosexualLifePartners: Jon & Al.
* {{Homage}}: Too many to count.

* InterruptedSuicide: Yuuko Ishida, AKA The Suicide Girl.
* ItRunsInTheFamily: Mike's sister is also a compulsive masturbator.
** Shiunji's father is a necrophiliac.
** Miho comes from a proud family of coprophiles.

* LosingYourHead: "I am certain that at some point in the future, I will be prosecuted for this comic in a court of law."
* ManIFeelLikeAWoman: Parodied in one of the "science" stories.
* TheMovie: Sadly, [[AprilFools no]].
* NakedFirstImpression: #130.

* NotWhatItLooksLike: No matter how often he finds his wife in bed with his best friend, the Cuckolded Husband believes this immediately, and runs with their lame excuse until they wish they'd never said it.

* OutWithABang: A rare female example, [[spoiler: Natsuki's death.]]
* ParentalIncest: Kenta's mom wants this with her son. Poor Kenta isn't as enthused as his mom is about the whole thing.
* {{Parody}}: Again, too many to count.
* PetitePride: Natsuki in strip #141.

* TheRant: Parodied in [[http://smc.comicgenesis.com/d/20010902.html this]] ''Sunday Morning Coffee'' guest strip.
* {{Salaryman}}: Mr. Shibata.

* SexBot: ARPA-series.

* SirSwearsALot: Swearing Friend.
* SlapstickKnowsNoGender: Poor Chie Sakamachi...SPLORSH.
* SmokingHotSex: A couple of times. Even with a tentacle monster.
* StatusQuoIsGod: The Madame X storyline.
** Or, for that matter, all of them. WordOfGod is that "everyone is locked into their own perversions", which might be part of why the comic has apparently stalled and died.
*** Anyone accomplishing anything would kill the joke (according to Clay), so no, Chie would never get to have normal sex, Kenta's mom will never bed her son, Touru will never get Madame X to have sex with him, Mike's roommate will never learn to live with Mike's habit or move out, etc.

* TakeThat: #231, a dig at ''Webcomic/{{Megatokyo}}''.

* ThoseTwoGuys: Touro's nameless friends.
** Swearing Guy at least gets to be OnlyKnownByTheirNickname, at least in a meta sense.
* TooKinkyToTorture: '''Shiuji'''. In fact, [[UpToEleven too kinky to murder]] would be more accurate.
* UnsettlingGenderReveal GenderFlipped in a strip where a gay man picks up a guy in a restaurant, and shocked to find out that he is actually a she.

* AuthorGuestSpot: #15, [[http://sexylosers.com/083.html #83]] (SFW apart from offensive dialogue), and #156.

* GirlOnGirlIsHot: When Rumiko begins an affair with a 18-year-old girl, her husband is [[http://sexylosers.com/147.html delighted]]. Later, he [[http://sexylosers.com/148.html installs video cameras in her room.]] (Both links technically SFW.)

*** and later inverted in a (work safe) [[http://sexylosers.com/g081.html guest comic]] when it is revealed [[spoiler: her parents are both crossdressers, who are upset with her because she isn't.]]

* SkewedPriorities: #270 has the scientists develop a new condom designed to stimulate the G-spot. The woman trying it is ''shattered'' by the experience[[note]]she reports having 17 orgasms, is ''still'' shaking and twitching, barely able to stand, and is so out of it that she hasn't noticed that she's still naked[[/note]], but the man wearing it reported a slight decrease in sensitivity, so the experiment's a failure.

* SkewedPriorities: #270 has the scientists develop a new condom designed to stimulate the G-spot. The woman trying it is rendered ecstatic from its use, but the man wearing it reported a slight decrease in sensitivity, so the experiment's a failure.

* TheChikan: He accidentally feels up a transgender woman, who ''forces him to continue''..and then the ''real'' punchline is that the encounter [[spoiler: was the Ridiculously Fertile Woman [[MeaningfulBackgroundEvent in the foreground]], who got pregnant]].