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Hilarity Ensues is now a redirect to Played For Laughs per TRS.


''Ansem Retort'' is a BlackComedy SpriteComic wherein characters from the ''Franchise/KingdomHearts'' series move into a RealityTVShowMansion. HilarityEnsues.

'''Warning''': ''Ansem Retort'' may be considered offensive to Buddhists, orphans, homeless, fat people, [[BigApplesauce New Yorkers]], midgets, anyone affiliated with RealityTV, Oprah, Dr. Phil, Muslims, Catholics, Mexicans, Dick Cheney, the Republican party, the Green party, the Democratic party, {{God}}, {{Yaoi Fangirl}}s, the 1927 New York Yankees, the Special Olympics, the Jewish, [[Franchise/StarWars Sith]] [[EvenEvilHasStandards Lords]], [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Jewish Sith Lords]], British royalty, the US military, Jesus, Jimmy Carter, Santa Claus, the victims of Hurricane Katrina, Walt Disney, the population of Florida, the country of Tibet, Keanu Reeves, fans of the movie ''Film/HighSchoolMusical 2'', ComicBook/IronMan, Music/OzzyOsbourne, children whose parents are divorced, New Jersey, the Cable-Satellite Public Affairs Network, gays, pro-life supporters, and pretty much anybody who '''can''' be offended...[[MyFriendsAndZoidberg Oh, and Canada.]]

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''Ansem Retort'' is a BlackComedy SpriteComic wherein characters from the ''Franchise/KingdomHearts'' series move into a RealityTVShowMansion. HilarityEnsues.

RealityTVShowMansion.

'''Warning''': ''Ansem Retort'' may be considered offensive to Buddhists, orphans, homeless, fat people, [[BigApplesauce New Yorkers]], midgets, anyone affiliated with RealityTV, Oprah, Dr. Phil, Muslims, Catholics, Mexicans, Dick Cheney, the Republican party, the Green party, the Democratic party, {{God}}, {{Yaoi Fangirl}}s, the 1927 New York Yankees, the Special Olympics, the Jewish, [[Franchise/StarWars Sith]] [[EvenEvilHasStandards Lords]], [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Jewish Sith Lords]], British royalty, the US military, Jesus, Jimmy Carter, Santa Claus, the victims of Hurricane Katrina, Walt Disney, the population of Florida, the country of Tibet, Keanu Reeves, fans of the movie ''Film/HighSchoolMusical 2'', ComicBook/IronMan, Music/OzzyOsbourne, children whose parents are divorced, New Jersey, the Cable-Satellite Public Affairs Network, gays, pro-life supporters, and pretty much anybody who '''can''' be offended... [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg Oh, oh, and Canada.]]
Canada]].

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** How the comic ended.


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* OrphanedSeries: The creator stopped updating the comic in 2012.

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* HaveIMentionedIAmGay: Marluxia has never done anything gay other than be the butt of the gay jokes.
** He sorta got better in Season 8.

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* HaveIMentionedIAmGay: Marluxia has never done anything gay other than be the butt of the gay jokes.
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jokes. He sorta got better in Season 8.


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* HollywoodBoardGames: What more proof do you need that {{jerkass}} Zexion and AxCrazy Axel are best PalsWithJesus (albeit one whose FatalFlaw is being addicted to porn) is that they hang out and play ''TabletopGame/{{Pictionary}}'' together?
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-->This is the friend I was talking about: Yuffie Kisa...[[StreetFighter ChunLi..Ryu.]]

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-->This is the friend I was talking about: Yuffie Kisa...[[StreetFighter [[Franchise/StreetFighter ChunLi..Ryu.]]
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Ill Girl has been cut per TRS decision. Examples are moved to Delicate And Sickly when appropriate.


* [[IllGirl Ill Boy]]: Riku. Axel and Zexion infected him with AIDS to make him the poster boy for AIDS Aid.
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Up To Eleven is a defunct trope


** Goes UpToEleven when Axel feeds Sora [[spoiler: the fetus of his and Aerith's child!]]

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** Goes UpToEleven Exaggerated when Axel feeds Sora [[spoiler: the fetus of his and Aerith's child!]]



* GilliganCut: Several, but the most memorable is probably the one where Aerith claims that during her [[spoiler:bachelorette party]], that she and the other people there intend to "[[UpToEleven out-crazy Axel]]!" Cut to a news reporter with an airplane in the background, along with pictures of Axel and Zexion, saying "We repeat, the hijackers have been identified!"

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* GilliganCut: Several, but the most memorable is probably the one where Aerith claims that during her [[spoiler:bachelorette party]], that she and the other people there intend to "[[UpToEleven out-crazy Axel]]!" "out-crazy Axel!" Cut to a news reporter with an airplane in the background, along with pictures of Axel and Zexion, saying "We repeat, the hijackers have been identified!"



** More like [[UpToEleven Laser-Guided Cluster-Bomb]] Amnesia.

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** More like [[UpToEleven Laser-Guided Cluster-Bomb]] Cluster-Bomb Amnesia.
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Wiki/ namespace clean up.


--> Wiki/TVTropes was actually [[JustForFun/TimeLord right about something!]]

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--> Wiki/TVTropes Website/TVTropes was actually [[JustForFun/TimeLord right about something!]]
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You Keep Using That Word is only about characters being called out In Universe for misusing a word.


* YouKeepUsingThatWord: Early on Axel complains about Marluxia's "feminism."
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--> Wiki/TVTropes was actually right about something!

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--> Wiki/TVTropes was actually [[JustForFun/TimeLord right about something!something!]]
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TRS cleanup


* SomethingCompletelyDifferent: This is the story where '''Andrew Jackson Fucks Shit Up!'''
-->'''Andrew Jackson:''' Some motherfuckers always trying to ice skate uphill!
** Larxene Goes To Places.
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Everythings Better With Monkeys is no longer a trope


-->'''Ansem''': ''Back at Creator/{{FOX}}, we had this great idea for the next plot line. It had [[EverythingsBetterWithMonkeys monkeys]] and samurai, crazy stuff. Long story short: big chemical spill.''

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-->'''Ansem''': ''Back at Creator/{{FOX}}, we had this great idea for the next plot line. It had [[EverythingsBetterWithMonkeys monkeys]] monkeys and samurai, crazy stuff. Long story short: big chemical spill.''
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-->'''Zexion''': ''We trained this [[EverythingsBetterWithMonkeys monkey]] to bite your face off.''

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-->'''Zexion''': ''We trained this [[EverythingsBetterWithMonkeys monkey]] to bite your face off.''
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** And apparantly, the only other person to reach this state was [[Webcomic/EightBitTheater Black Mage]].

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** And apparantly, apparently, the only other person to reach this state was [[Webcomic/EightBitTheater Black Mage]].



* ForTheEvulz: The motivation for easily a majority of the actions on this show is "evil for evil's sake". Axel used this as an arguement for why Zex should finance his wedding: to steal tax dollars just to prove he could.

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* ForTheEvulz: The motivation for easily a majority of the actions on this show is "evil for evil's sake". Axel used this as an arguement argument for why Zex should finance his wedding: to steal tax dollars just to prove he could.



* HaveIMentionedIAmGay: Marluxia never done anything gay other then be the butt of the gay jokes.

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* HaveIMentionedIAmGay: Marluxia has never done anything gay other then than be the butt of the gay jokes.



-->'''Sora''': Man, if I had a nickel every time a roommate commited a crime against humanity...\\

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-->'''Sora''': Man, if I had a nickel every time a roommate commited committed a crime against humanity...\\



-->'''Darth Maul''':That's some parodoxical $#!@ right there!

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-->'''Darth Maul''':That's some parodoxical paradoxical $#!@ right there!



-->'''Joshua''':This some parodoxical shit right here.

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-->'''Joshua''':This some parodoxical paradoxical shit right here.

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