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* OmniscientMoralityLicense: In ''Majora's Mask Abridged'', Link tells Tael that because he can just turn back time, it doesn't matter what horrible acts he commits because he can just undo it at a moments notice.
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* OmniscientMoralityLicense: In ''Majora's Mask Abridged'', Link tells Tael Tatl that because he can just turn back time, it doesn't matter what horrible acts he commits because he can just undo it at a moments notice.
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* OmniscientMoralityLicense: In ''Majora's Mask Abridged'', Link tells Tael that because he can just turn back time, it doesn't matter what horrible acts he commits because he can just undo it at a moments notice.
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* HeroismIncentive: Link tries to convince Xana to let him use his whiteness again by offering him a Scooby Snack, prompting Xana to become pissed:
-->Xanauzumaki (Offscreen): I'M NOT A FUCKING DOG!
-->Xanauzumaki (Offscreen): I'M NOT A FUCKING DOG!
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* HeroismIncentive: Link tries to convince Xana to let him use his whiteness again by offering him a Scooby Snack, prompting Xana to become pissed:
-->Xanauzumaki (Offscreen): I'M NOT A FUCKING DOG!
-->Xanauzumaki (Offscreen): I'M NOT A FUCKING DOG!
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* HeroismIncentive: Link tries to convince Xana to let him use his whiteness again by offering him a Scooby Snack, prompting Xana to become pissed:
-->Xanauzumaki (Offscreen): I'M NOT A FUCKING DOG!
-->Xanauzumaki (Offscreen): I'M NOT A FUCKING DOG!
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->'''Link:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Sarcastic comment!\\]]
'''Navi:''' [[TooDumbToLive Blatant stupidity!\\]]
'''Rauru:''' [[MemeticMolester Sexual innuendo!\\]]
'''Sheik:''' [[PaperThinDisguise Generic female voice!\\]]
'''Navi:''' [[TooDumbToLive Blatant stupidity!\\]]
'''Rauru:''' [[MemeticMolester Sexual innuendo!\\]]
'''Sheik:''' [[PaperThinDisguise Generic female voice!\\]]
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->'''Link:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Sarcastic comment!\\]]
comment!]]\\
'''Navi:''' [[TooDumbToLive Blatantstupidity!\\]]
stupidity!]]\\
'''Rauru:''' [[MemeticMolester Sexualinnuendo!\\]]
innuendo!]]\\
'''Sheik:''' [[PaperThinDisguise Generic femalevoice!\\]]voice!]]\\
'''Navi:''' [[TooDumbToLive Blatant
'''Rauru:''' [[MemeticMolester Sexual
'''Sheik:''' [[PaperThinDisguise Generic female
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->'''Link:''' Sarcastic comment!\\
'''Navi:''' Blatant stupidity!\\
'''Rauru:''' Sexual innuendo!\\
'''Sheik:''' Generic female voice!\\
'''Navi:''' Something about muffins!
'''Navi:''' Blatant stupidity!\\
'''Rauru:''' Sexual innuendo!\\
'''Sheik:''' Generic female voice!\\
'''Navi:''' Something about muffins!
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->'''Link:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Sarcastic comment!\\
comment!\\]]
'''Navi:''' [[TooDumbToLive Blatantstupidity!\\
stupidity!\\]]
'''Rauru:''' [[MemeticMolester Sexualinnuendo!\\
innuendo!\\]]
'''Sheik:''' [[PaperThinDisguise Generic femalevoice!\\
voice!\\]]
'''Navi:''' [[BrickJoke Something aboutmuffins!muffins!]]
'''Navi:''' [[TooDumbToLive Blatant
'''Rauru:''' [[MemeticMolester Sexual
'''Sheik:''' [[PaperThinDisguise Generic female
'''Navi:''' [[BrickJoke Something about
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** Also, Link from ''Ocarina of Time Abridged'' gives one to Navi.
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** Also, Link from ''Ocarina of Time Abridged'' gives one to Navi. [[TooDumbToLive As expected, she doesn't listen.]]
** He gives a less level-headed one to Darunia, [[InsultBackfire which backfires.]]
** Link also gives an epic one to Tatl in ''Majora's Mask Abridged.'' [[DrivenToSuicide Tatl didn't take it at all well.]]
** Link gives another to Fi, who is ultimately unfazed by it.
** He gives a less level-headed one to Darunia, [[InsultBackfire which backfires.]]
** Link also gives an epic one to Tatl in ''Majora's Mask Abridged.'' [[DrivenToSuicide Tatl didn't take it at all well.]]
** Link gives another to Fi, who is ultimately unfazed by it.
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* ObliviousToLove: Almost every version of Link has no idea Zelda lusts after him. The notable exceptions are TwilightPrincess Link [[spoiler: [[SmoochOfVictory who screws her after Gannondorf is defeated,]]]] and [[spoiler: SpiritTracks Link, who promises to have sex with her if she keeps fighting.]] Note that both were painfully unaware of Zelda’s attraction for most of their shared screentime.
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* ObliviousToLove: Almost every version of Link has no idea Zelda lusts after him. The notable exceptions are TwilightPrincess Link [[spoiler: [[SmoochOfVictory who screws her after Gannondorf Ganondorf is defeated,]]]] and [[spoiler: SpiritTracks Link, who promises to have sex with her if she keeps fighting.]] Note that both were painfully unaware of Zelda’s attraction for most of their shared screentime.]]
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* PlotDeviceAllAlong: You know that {{Hammerspace}} Midna has? The one from cannon? [[spoiler: That ability to store Link’s personal items in another dimension doubles as protection against the [[InfinityMinusOneSword Master Sword]].]]
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* PlotDeviceAllAlong: You know that {{Hammerspace}} Midna has? The one from cannon? canon? [[spoiler: That ability to store Link’s personal items in another dimension doubles as protection against the [[InfinityMinusOneSword Master Sword]].]]
* SassyBlackWoman: Telma. ''[[UpToEleven With a vengeance.]]''
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* WhyWontYouDie: Said by Ciela, after she acquires the hammer and learns she can’t kill Link with it.
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* WhyWontYouDie: Said by Ciela, after she acquires the hammer and learns she can’t kill Link with it. [[spoiler: She kept wailing him on his head, which apparently has no effect.]]
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* CowardlyLion: TwilightPrincess Link, which, as Midna points out, is why he’s the best person to wield the Triforce of Courage. Despite being traumatized by pretty much everything he encounters, he just keeps going.
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''Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda'' series is one of the more popular sources for material for AbridgedSeries on Website/YouTube. For example, [[http://www.youtube.com/user/adamwestslapdog adamwestslapdog]] has already finished an abridged series based on ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Ocarina of Time]]'', and is currently working on one for ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendofZeldaMajorasMask Majora's Mask]]''. [[http://www.youtube.com/user/xanauzumaki xanauzumaki]] has already completed abridged series for three ''Zelda'' games, ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess Twilight Princess]]'', ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Ocarina of Time]]'' and ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendofZeldaMajorasMask Majora's Mask]]''. And [[http://www.youtube.com/user/tauberpa tauberpa]] has abridged ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker Wind Waker]]'', ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendofZeldaPhantomHourglass Phantom Hourglass]]'' ''and'' ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendofZeldaSpiritTracks Spirit Tracks]]'', and is just now working on abridging ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess Twilight Princess]]''. Just like other abridged series, these point out weird plot-points of the original work and add some pop-culture references as well.
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''Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda'' series is one of the more popular sources for material for AbridgedSeries on Website/YouTube. For example, [[http://www.youtube.com/user/adamwestslapdog adamwestslapdog]] has already finished an abridged series based on ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Ocarina of Time]]'', and is currently working on one for ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendofZeldaMajorasMask Majora's Mask]]''. [[http://www.youtube.com/user/xanauzumaki xanauzumaki]] has already completed abridged series for three ''Zelda'' games, ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess Twilight Princess]]'', ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Ocarina of Time]]'' and ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendofZeldaMajorasMask Majora's Mask]]''. And [[http://www.youtube.com/user/tauberpa tauberpa]] has abridged ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker Wind Waker]]'', ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendofZeldaPhantomHourglass Phantom Hourglass]]'' ''and'' Hourglass]]'', ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendofZeldaSpiritTracks Spirit Tracks]]'', and is just now working on abridging Tracks]]'' ''and'' ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess Twilight Princess]]''.Princess]]'', and is just now working on abridging ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaSkywardSword Skyward Sword]]''. Just like other abridged series, these point out weird plot-points of the original work and add some pop-culture references as well.
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* InconsistentTerminology: Chancelor Cole is ‘’not’’ a leprechaun.
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--> '''Link:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext I’m the ''fucking'' the]] ''[[ItMakesSenseInContext fucking]]'' [[ItMakesSenseInContext wolf.]]
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* ArtisticLicense: Frequently lampshaded and complained about by SpiritTracks Link.
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* CardCarryingVillain: Midna, Gannondorf, Cole...
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* InconsistentTerminology: Chancelor Cole is ‘’not’’ a leprechaun.
* InsaneTrollLogic: [[WhyWontYouDie Why won’t Link die?!?]] Because Ciela keeps hitting his head.
* KickTheDog: Gannondorf has en entire speech dedicated to this.
* InsaneTrollLogic: [[WhyWontYouDie Why won’t Link die?!?]] Because Ciela keeps hitting his head.
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* PerverseSexualLust: All versions of Zelda for Link.
--> '''SkywardSword Zelda:''' Wow. I have some strange fantasies. I should probably see somebody about that.
* PlotDeviceAllAlong: You know that {{Hammerspace}} Midna has? The one from cannon? [[spoiler: That ability to store Link’s personal items in another dimension doubles as protection against the [[InfinityMinusOneSword Master Sword]].]]
* PrecisionFStrike: Usually Link.
** Most notably TwilightPrincess Link, right before he TookALevelInBadass.
--> '''Link:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext I’m the ''fucking'' wolf.]]
* RedemptionRejection: Midna. Right until the very end.
--> '''SkywardSword Zelda:''' Wow. I have some strange fantasies. I should probably see somebody about that.
* PlotDeviceAllAlong: You know that {{Hammerspace}} Midna has? The one from cannon? [[spoiler: That ability to store Link’s personal items in another dimension doubles as protection against the [[InfinityMinusOneSword Master Sword]].]]
* PrecisionFStrike: Usually Link.
** Most notably TwilightPrincess Link, right before he TookALevelInBadass.
--> '''Link:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext I’m the ''fucking'' wolf.]]
* RedemptionRejection: Midna. Right until the very end.
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* WrongGenreSavvy: Zelda keeps expecting Midna to pull a HeelFaceTurn, but she never does, and [[spoiler: almost invades Hyrule thanks to Zelda’s misplaced trust.]]
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* StalkerWithACrush: Illia. Her repeated rape attempts are one of Link's many traumas.
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* AllWomenAreLustful: Every incarnation of Zelda, no matter how old she is, wants Link. [[ObliviousToLove He rarely notices.]]
--> '''Tetra:''' YES! Tetra one, fantasies- well, twenty-seven. But I still have that one!
--> '''Tetra:''' YES! Tetra one, fantasies- well, twenty-seven. But I still have that one!
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* TheDogBitesBack: Midna spends the entire series tormenting Link at every opportunity, and when she leaves she brags to Zelda about how the only person who might be able to stop the invasion of Hyrule she’s now planning has successfully had a deep fear of her instilled in him. Midna returns, Zelda fears the impending invasion, and- [[spoiler: Link, what are you doing with that rock?]]
--> '''Link:''' THERE! [[spoiler: Now you can never come back,]] you EVIL, HORRIBLE, INSUFFERABLE BITCH!
--> '''Link:''' THERE! [[spoiler: Now you can never come back,]] you EVIL, HORRIBLE, INSUFFERABLE BITCH!
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* ObliviousToLove: Almost every version of Link has no idea Zelda lusts after him. The notable exceptions are TwilightPrincess Link [[spoiler: [[SmoochOfVictory who screws her after Gannondorf is defeated,]]]] and [[spoiler: SpiritTracks Link, who promises to have sex with her if she keeps fighting.]] Note that both were painfully unaware of Zelda’s attraction for most of their shared screentime.
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* [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes Why Did It Have To Be Squirrels?]]: TwilightPrincess Link has a deep rooted fear of squirrels, due to his hilariously traumatic past.
* WhyWontYouDie: Said by Ciela, after she acquires the hammer and learns she can’t kill Link with it.
* WhyWontYouDie: Said by Ciela, after she acquires the hammer and learns she can’t kill Link with it.
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* IdiotHero / TooDumbToLive: Link. Every other character in the series has good reason to call him a dumbass.
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* LecherousLicking: [[AmbiguouslyGay Ghirahim]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext to Link's hair.]]
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* DrivenToSuicide: [[spoiler: Link's therapist due to dealing with Link's phobias.]]
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* TookALevelInBadass: Link in Twilight Princess Abridged after [[Farore, disguising herself as Link's deceased therapist, gives him a pep-talk.]]
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* TookALevelInBadass: Link in Twilight Princess Abridged after [[Farore, [[spoiler:Farore, disguising herself as Link's deceased therapist, gives him a pep-talk.]]
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* TookALevelInBadass: Link in Twilight Princess Abridged after [[Farore, disguising herself as Link's deceased therapist, gives him a pep-talk.]]
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*AdaptationalVillainy: Midna in Twilight Princess was an anti-hero who TookALevelInKindness over the course of the game. Here? She's a CardCarryingVillain who would drown a sack of kittens if given the chance.
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* PerverseSexualLust: Apparently, Zelda likes [[Film/SpiderMan Tobey Maguire in tight, revealing spandex]] a lot...
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* GenreSavvy: In episode 10 of Twilight Princess, Link says that if nothing happens, they'll be fine. Immediately after, he waits for something to happen. In the entire opening, [[WrongGenreSavvy nothing happens, and Link starts doubt anything's coming.]] [[spoiler: Then, during the Opening Theme, Rusl confronts Link.]]
[[spoiler:[[LampshadeHanging Link's reaction? "AUGH! I KNEW IT!!"]]
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* FridgeLogic: This little rage-filled gem from Spirit Tracks Abridged.
-->'''Link:''' ALRIGHT! Who here knows where that [[PrecisionFStrike BASTARD]] lokomo is?! I swear, if no one speaks, I'm going to go ''POSTAL'' ON THEIR ASS! NOW START TALKING!!
-->'''Random Bystander:''' What's a lokomo-
-->'''Link:''' '''SHUT UP!!!'''
-->'''Link:''' ALRIGHT! Who here knows where that [[PrecisionFStrike BASTARD]] lokomo is?! I swear, if no one speaks, I'm going to go ''POSTAL'' ON THEIR ASS! NOW START TALKING!!
-->'''Random Bystander:''' What's a lokomo-
-->'''Link:''' '''SHUT UP!!!'''
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* AustralianAccent: "What in the name of Crocodile Dundee is goin' on here?"
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** Don't call Midna a hero [[spoiler: Zant learned that the hard way.]]
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** Don't ''EVER'' call Midna a hero hero. [[spoiler: Zant learned that the hard way.]]]]
* BigNo: Whenever Link is reminded of how annoying fairies are, but most notably, this:
-->'''[[spoiler:Xanauzamaki's Navi]]''' Yaay! Cameo!
-->'''Link: '''NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!'''
* BigNo: Whenever Link is reminded of how annoying fairies are, but most notably, this:
-->'''[[spoiler:Xanauzamaki's Navi]]''' Yaay! Cameo!
-->'''Link: '''NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!'''
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* FridgeLogic: This little rage-filled gem from Spirit Tracks Abridged.
-->'''Link:''' ALRIGHT! Who here knows where that [[PrecisionFStrike BASTARD]] lokomo is?! I swear, if no one speaks, I'm going to go ''POSTAL'' ON THEIR ASS! NOW START TALKING!!
-->'''Random Bystander:''' What's a lokomo-
-->'''Link:''' '''SHUT UP!!!'''
-->'''Link:''' ALRIGHT! Who here knows where that [[PrecisionFStrike BASTARD]] lokomo is?! I swear, if no one speaks, I'm going to go ''POSTAL'' ON THEIR ASS! NOW START TALKING!!
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-->'''Link:''' '''SHUT UP!!!'''
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** Don't call Midna a hero [[spoiler: Zant learned that the hard way.]]
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->''"Each Kokiri has his or her own guardian fairy. However, there is one boy who does not have a fairy ... because he's a sick little weirdo."''
-->-- '''Deku Tree''', Adamwestlapdog's ''Ocarina of Time Abridged''
->'''Link:''' Sarcastic comment!\\
'''Navi:''' Blatant stupidity!\\
'''Rauru:''' Sexual innuendo!\\
'''Sheik:''' Generic female voice!\\
'''Navi:''' Something about muffins!
-->-- Xanauzumaki's ''Ocarina of Time Abridged''
''Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda'' series is one of the more popular sources for material for AbridgedSeries on Website/YouTube. For example, [[http://www.youtube.com/user/adamwestslapdog adamwestslapdog]] has already finished an abridged series based on ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Ocarina of Time]]'', and is currently working on one for ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendofZeldaMajorasMask Majora's Mask]]''. [[http://www.youtube.com/user/xanauzumaki xanauzumaki]] has already completed abridged series for three ''Zelda'' games, ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess Twilight Princess]]'', ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Ocarina of Time]]'' and ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendofZeldaMajorasMask Majora's Mask]]''. And [[http://www.youtube.com/user/tauberpa tauberpa]] has abridged ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker Wind Waker]]'', ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendofZeldaPhantomHourglass Phantom Hourglass]]'' ''and'' ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendofZeldaSpiritTracks Spirit Tracks]]'', and is just now working on abridging ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess Twilight Princess]]''. Just like other abridged series, these point out weird plot-points of the original work and add some pop-culture references as well.
[[folder:adamestslapthedog's Abridged Series]]
!![[http://www.youtube.com/user/adamwestslapdog adamwestslapdog]]'s version provides examples of the following tropes:
* AccidentalMisnaming:
** Tatl is not happy with being called "Navi".
** Ingo and Talon say they aren't Luigi and Mario... but they are in the flashback...
* AliensStealCattle: In ''Majora's Mask''. The cow is Earth's most precious resource.
* AllWomenLoveShoes: Navi has some despite having no feet at all.
* AlreadyMetEveryone:
-->'''Link:''' Hey, are all you sages just gonna turn out to be all the people I met as a kid?\\
'''Princess Ruto:''' Yeah, probably.
* AlreadyUndoneForYou: Lampshaded in the Fire Temple and averted in the Forest Temple.
* AntiVillain: Ganondorf at first; he just committed crimes [[spoiler:in order to avoid guards getting released.]] [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext He only actually starts being malevolent when he believes he had truly become evil after injuring Link with a glow-in-the-dark baseball,]] and found out he was related to UsefulNotes/RichardNixon.
* ApocalypseHow: The Halloween special ends with the possessed Skull-Kid destroying the world. Then recovering to find himself to be all alone.
* ArmorIsUseless: Well, Link's fireproof suit is useless, since he just painted it red to [[TooDumbToLive camouflage him from the flames]].
* ArtifactOfDoom:
** Majora's Mask
** Skull-Kid's Halloween costume.
* AustralianAccent: "What in the name of Crocodile Dundee is goin' on here?"
* AxCrazy: [[{{Fanboy}} Uncle Fanboy]], after a second filler episode in a row was released.
* BerserkButton:
** Never call Tatl "Navi". Like Navi, she doesn't have any patience with morons like Link. Link, of course, refuses to learn that his new partner's name is Tatl.
--->'''Link:''' Then you should have gone before you left!
** Uncle Fanboy can't stand filler episodes.
* BigNo: At the end of the opening dream sequence.
* BlackComedyRape: Opening dream sequence and episode 6 (twice).
-->'''Link:''' I mean he didn't have a penis so technically he didn't stick anything anywhere but it was the fact he was trying frightened me.
* BrainBleach: Episode 5 after looking into [=AdamWestsLapdog=]'s room.
-->'''Link:''' Ah! My virgin eyes!
* BrickJoke:
** In the last episode of [=OoT=], Ganondorf [[spoiler:recognises the room he's been banished to as the room seen in episode five]].
** Single-episode variant in episode 2 of MajorasMask. Link spends a few minutes near the beginning obsessing over the dead tree in the tunnel (you know the one), and how it "looks so sad". Tatl finally snaps him out of it, and they proceed through the first three-day cycle. They eventually get to the clock tower, where [[CardCarryingVillain Skull Kid]] prompts them to look up, and the episode ends with:
--->'''Link:''' Holy sweet zombie Jesus, look at the moon! It's got a face! And it looks so sad...
* BlatantLies:
-->'''Man on Flying Carpet:''' I am not this ''great'' [[OsamaBinLaden Bin Laden]] that you speak of. I am... American businessman. Osama... Erm... Smith. See! I drive American Mustang. (''holds up scroll with strange symbols'') And look: English.
* CallBack: In episode 8.
-->'''Ganondorf:''' What are you screaming for, boy?\\
'''Link:''' Oh, sorry, I got confused for a while and thought this was episode one.
* CallingYourAttacks:
** Every single action in the Ganondorf vs. Link fight.
** Spinny attack!
* CatchPhrase: As with many abridged series, there are a number of these.
** Ouch, my groin!
** ''It looks so sad...''
** Navi, You So Crazy!
* CharacterFilibuster / AuthorFilibuster: The line between the abridger and Link in regards to a cancelled show about a floating head detective (he defended it on the grounds of of awesomeness) is blurred.
* ChildhoodMarriagePromise
* UsefulNotes/ChildsPlay: adamwestslapdog promised to make a whole "Party, Party, Party" song if people donated enough. Enough was raised... but he has admitted several times that he's lazy.
* Creator/ChuckNorris: [[spoiler: One of the masks in ''Majora's Mask'' turns Link into him.]]
* CoolAndUnusualPunishment: Cliff Richard music.
* CurseCutShort: Played Straight and Parodied.
* CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon: Navi threatens her partner quite a lot (and sometimes does make her threats true)
* DangerouslyGenreSavvy: The Deku Princess knows that the palace guards won't be enough to stop the Hero of Time, so she calls in a number of other (increasingly large) forces to help, concluding with [[StarWars the Galactic Empire]]. [[spoiler:Link still wins.]]
* DeadpanSnarker: Navi, and especially Tatl. Link's idiocy is just snark fodder.
* DeathByIrony: Parodied with Volvagia.
-->'''Link:''' So a country-singing dragon had it's head smashed in with a giant hammer... How ironic.
* DifficultySpike: According to Link, mastering ''VideoGame/GuitarHero'' on medium is impossible unless you have a tarantula trained to press the buttons.
* DoubleEntendre: Episode two
-->'''Deku Tree:''' I want you... inside me.\\
'''Navi:''' Don't you think you could have worded that a little bit better?
* DreadfulMusician: Darunia
* DumbassHasAPoint: Though rarely, Link does sometimes get things right.
* EmbarrassingNickname: Malon decides to call Link Snotball and Zelda does it as well.
* {{Fanboy}}s: They get mentioned some times.
* {{Filler}}: There are some filler episodes and they are lampshaded:
-->'''Rauru:''' Stop mentioning the filler episode or else the fanboys will get enraged.
* FlashbackEcho: Lampshaded
-->'''Link:''' Oh, because this is just a memory. And in memories, the last two words of every sentence get said three times ... three times ... three times.
* FireAndBrimstoneHell: Tatl states the reason Link can't be dead is because when he dies, he'll "end up in a place with a lot more fire and brimstone." [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Link wonders why he'd end up in a fire and brimstone factory.]]
* GoingCommando: Purely a comfort thing for Link.
* GlobalWarming: Parodied in the intro of episode 10 of Majora's Mask.
-->''This episode is brought to you by UsefulNotes/AlGore.''
* {{Hammerspace}}: Lampshaded when Link asks where he's been keeping all his coins.
* IdiotHero: For starters, Link thought the Deku Tree just had a funny last name instead of an actual tree. The biggest example of Link being an idiot is in the second to last episode where Sheik has something '''very''' important to tell Link and Zelda appears in his place... and Link tells her to wait because Sheik will be back any moment to tell him the important thing. Then after Ganondorf kidnaps Zelda his brain starts working and he decides [[spoiler:that after Sheik vanished, Zelda appeared who was then kidnapped by Ganon... which means Sheik was Ganon all along!]] [[FridgeBrilliance Which does make some sense.]]
* IDontLikeTheSoundOfThatPlace:
** The guard at the gate warns Link that they did not name the "Death Mountain" like that without a reason.
** He was worried about the Shadow Temple but Sheik lies and says it's full of white rabbits.
* IfYouDieICallYourStuff: Episode 14. "I call dibs on his CD player."
* InnocentInnuendo: [[LaughingMad The]] [[SlasherSmile Happy]] [[AxCrazy Mask]] [[TalkativeLoon Salesman]] plays with his massive organ. [[spoiler:The instrument, of course.]] [[spoiler:[[DoubleSubversion And later he'll show you his penis.]]]]
* InsaneTrollLogic:
** Link and his "fire-proof" suit reasoning and his stealth suit in ''Majora's Mask''.
** Princess Ruto using a mailbox to get a letter to her father from inside Lord Jabu Jabu.
* InsurmountableWaistHeightFence: Episode 10 of ''Majora's Mask'' has its field day with this.
* IRegretNothing: Apart from dying.
* LiteralMinded:
** When Dark Link is mentioned, Link thinks about a black version of him, looking like Creator/MrT. [[spoiler:But instead he turns out to be the link from the [[WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfZelda animated show]].]]
** Upon getting the hook shot and mistaking it for a mini-rocket launcher:
--->'''Navi:''' I think it's actually a hook shot.\\
'''Link:''' Oh please, who would ever want to shoot a hook?
* LockedDoor: Who needs keys when you have a giant hammer?
%%* LoveAtFirstSight
* MacGuffin:
** The medallions which you got in the game are parodied for being that by being called "oversized novelty coins".
** Also the sacred stones, which Zelda wants for no reason other than they look pretty.
* MinorFlawMajorBreakup:
** Link almost stayed with Saria before his adventure even began but run away after Saria asked if he would want to watch Creator/WhoopiGoldberg movies with him.
--->'''Saria:''' Why does no-one likes Whoopi Goldberg except me?
** He also assumes Nabooru has man hands as soon as he picks up the Silver Gauntlets.
* MusicForCourage: Played with, since it's Ganondorf who played the uplifting music after Zelda complained that he was playing dark music for twenty minutes.
* NiceJobBreakingItHero:
** Link with setting the Deku Tree on fire and the entire forest, accidentally kills the pet Dodongo, killing Lord Jabu Jabu, accidentally steals Epona because he can't get off and causes the ranch to go bankrupt, leaves the Gorons to die in the Fire Temple, and leaves some bombs in the volcano which causes it to erupt and sets fire to the entire town of Kakariko Village.
** In ''Majora's Mask'', Link attacks Majora with a snot bubble -- right before he was going to make a FaceHeelTurn -- causing him to continue with destroying the world, goes on a Goron race to get a bottle and causes a rock-slide crushing a scientist who had cured all diseases but he went out to play with his daughter before he wrote it down. He also managed to "rescue" a fish from drowning at the Great Bay. He also killed the Skeleton King who makes it quite clear that sunlight is his one weakness after he said he and his unbeatable army would help kill Skullkid.
* NonMammalMammaries: Lampshaded in a dialogue which used to be the page quote.
* OffscreenMomentOfAwesome: Invoked in the first minutes of episode six of Majora's Mask with a big battle being announced but not shown since [[spoiler:"obviously though, a fight scene as spectacular like this could never appear in such a low-budged internet video such as this."]]. We only get to see a shot of a monkey riding a bicycle.
* OnlySaneMan: Navi plays this role, with Tatl taking over for ''Majora's Mask''.
* PaperThinDisguise: Navi immediately recognizes who Sheik is but is shot down by Link.
* PerverseSexualLust: Apparently, Zelda likes [[Film/SpiderMan Tobey Maguire in tight, revealing spandex]] a lot...
* PokeThePoodle: Pre-time skip Ganondorf runs on this, his most evil crime being stealing a glow-in-the-dark baseball.
* PrecisionFStrike: Subverted twice, both by Link.
-->'''Link:''' Son of a bi--\\
'''Narrator:''' Meanwhile two seconds earlier at the exact same location.\\
'''Link:''' Son of a biscuit.
* PublicServiceAnnouncement: Parodied, King Zora warns us that we shouldn't eat adventurers because being a WombLevel could be unhealthy. Paraphrased a well known ''[[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Sonic Sez]]'' clip.
* {{Pun}}: There are some very bad ones, with possibly the most triumphant being the one involving ''Film/{{Saw}}'' in episode 16 of ''Ocarina of Time''. The creator apologized for this one.
* PunctuatedForEmphasis:
-->'''Link:''' (''on The Legend of Zelda TV series'') Can't! Resist! Dorkiness!
* PunnyName: In the original. Tatl the fairy has a brother named Tael. If you put them together you get [[spoiler:Tael Tatl]].
* RuleOfThree: See FlashbackEcho above.
* RunningGag: Link still believing that Tatl is in fact Navi.
* SchizoTech: Aside from the actual occasions of this in the original games, a lot of things from our modern world has found their way into the FantasyCounterpartCulture.
* SelectiveObliviousness: Link is stupid but he does have his smart moments. He openly ignores anything Zelda says that implies she isn't his girlfriend.
-->'''Zelda:''' I'm going to throw you in the dungeon.\\
'''Link:''' Aw, you're so sweet. Did you hear that, Navi? She's giving us a room.
* SelfDeprecation: Lots, mainly his editing, voiceacting, and catchphrases.
* {{Sidequest}}: In ''Ocarina of Time'', Young Link is not willing to do these after [[{{Squick}} what happened during the Sun Song's quest]].
* SpoiledBrat: Zelda
* {{Squick}}: In-universe, on various occasions.
-->'''Link:''' If I wasn't a plant I'd be vomiting right now.
* SuspiciouslySpecificDenial: Episode 2
-->'''Link:''' Not like there's a dungeon or anything inside you.\\
'''Deku Tree:''' Yeah... And if I did -- which I don't -- it probably wouldn't have multiple floors and basements... also other monsters.
* TakeThat: [[AbridgedSeriesTropes As usual]] with this type of series. Some "victims" include Creator/WhoopiGoldberg, Cliff Richard, Franchise/{{Halo}} 3 and UsefulNotes/RichardNixon. Though probably not as much as the [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames CD-i]] games.
* TemptingFate: Happens a lot.
** Episode 2: Deku Tree: "I have a really good feeling about this." Then Link sets him on fire.
* TennisBoss: Just like the game, Link beats [[spoiler:Ganondorf's phantom Bannondorf this way.]] Though Link only beat him because he plays Wii tennis.
* TheyCalledMeMad: Danpe
* ThisLoserIsYou: Uncle Fanboy
* TooDumbToLive: A number of characters.
** But Link is the biggest example.
--->'''Navi:''' How you've managed to survive this long is a mystery to me.
** When Link breaks into Hyrule castle, the guards mistake him for a walking, talking hedge.
* UnfortunateNames: Our hero's full name is [[Music/LinkinPark Link Inpark]].
-->'''Link:''' Mom was a fan, alright?
* ViolationOfCommonSense:
** Link gets faster to Ganondorf by running backwards. This is lampshaded by Navi. [[TruthInTelevision Truth in Abridged Series]]: Ocarina's backwards running animation indeed makes him go faster (though not as fast as Epona).
** There's a mailbox inside Lord Jabu Jabu. It's lampshaded by Link.
* WellExcuseMePrincess: Zelda, taken to extremes.
-->'''Zelda:''' (''first line'') Hey, assface, how'd you get past my guards?
* WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway: According to Rauru, it's the gayest superpower ever.
* WhosLaughingNow: People called Dande mad for digging up graves for an underground race course, but then Link visits him. Subverted since Navi immediately points out that it's still completely insane.
* YankTheDogsChain: ''Majora's Mask'', episode 12. Link guesses that the next temple is through the zombie fort and learns they're in opposite directions... and then that the key to the temple is in the boss chamber in the fort.
* YouHaveToBurnTheWeb: Unfortunately, the Deku Tree (and the rest of the Kokiri Forest) also happened to be flammable.
* YouShallNotPass:
-->'''Biggoron:''' My name is Biggoron, guardian of this temple and I say: none shall pass. Especially any heroes of time who stole the sword from me in the last series.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:xanauzumaki's Abridged Series]]
!!''[[http://www.youtube.com/user/xanauzumaki xanauzumaki]]'''s version provides examples of the following tropes:
* ADateWithRosiePalms:
** Link from ''Ocarina of Time Abridged'' is known to be a chronic masturbator.
** And in a deleted ''Twilight Princess Abridged'' scene, so is Dangoro.
* AllMenArePerverts: Midna seems to think so.
%%* AndYourRewardIsClothes
* ArtShift: While the episodes consist mainly of footage from Let's Plays, some scenes are animated using Adobe Flash.
* AscendedExtra: Shad went from being a minor character in ''Twilight Princess Abridged'' to being the narrator of ''Ocarina of Time Abridged''.
* AuthorAvatar: Link, in either series. Also, Midna.
* AxCrazy: Link can be this at times.
* BerserkButton:
** Do NOT correct Midna when she confuses Fused Shadows with Mirror Shards. You WILL regret it.
** Also, if Ilia sees something bad has happened to Epona, even if it's just a tiny scratch, you won't hear the end of it.
--->'''Ilia:''' I AM NOT FRICKIN' OVERREACTING, YOU FAT SACK OF LARD!
** And do NOT say anything bad about muffins in front of Navi. ''Seriously!'' Don't. Diss. Muffins. In front of. Navi. Dark Link realised that the hard way, and Ganondorf discovered that destroying his tower with Navi's new friend, the muffin vendor, still inside was a ''really'' bad idea.
* BlahBlahBlah: Mido's taunt aimed directly at Link:
--> "Myeh myeh myeh myeh! Myeh myeh myeh myeh myeh sword and shield myeh myeh myeh!"
* BystanderSyndrome: The Sages in ''Twilight Princess Abridged'', when they don't want to deal with Ganondorf, decide to make him someone else's problem.
* TheCameo: Tauberpa voices the 3rd giant in ''Majora's Mask Abridged Series''.
* CatchPhrase: Pretty much everyone has their own catchphrase they say at least once an episode.
--> '''TP!Link:''' Oh, sorry, did you say something? I was thinking about boobs.\\\
'''Navi:''' Yay, muffins!\\\
'''Ganondorf:''' OH GOD, I'M ON FIRE!\\\
'''Sheik:''' Ninja!\\\
'''Skullkid:''' I don't know, Mask. I don't think this is a good idea.\\
'''Majora's Mask:''' Yes, it is.\\
'''Skullkid:''' Huh. I never thought of it that way.
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}:
** Navi. Big time. To quote another Zelda abridged series: Navi, you so crazy!
** Don't forget about Zant!
** Tetra from ''Wind Waker Super Abridged''.
* CompensatingForSomething: Ganondorf has a really tiny penis, doesn't he?
* CueTheFlyingPigs: In Episode 8 of ''Ocarina of Time Abridged'', [[spoiler: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngzMKUDaI30&t=8m29s Navi comes up with a legitimately good idea.]]]] [[CutawayGag Cut away]] to Hell, which has now literally frozen over.
* CurbstompBattle: An enraged Navi versus Dark Link and later, [[spoiler:Ganon]]. Navi wins. [[spoiler:Twice]].
* CurseCutShort: After the Zora King takes a LONG time to move out of the way.
-->'''Link:''' Son of a bi-- (''cut to Shad'')\\
'''Shad:''' After cleverly censoring the word "bitch" with this scene transition...
* DirtyOldMan:
** Mayor Bo. AND HOW.
** Also Rauru.
* DirtyOldWoman: Kotake
* DreadfulMusician: Link, in any season. Midna and Epona really don't like his singing.
* EmbarrassingFirstName: Flat the ghost from ''Majora's Mask Abridged''.
-->'''Link:''' (''laughs'') Have you ever considered--\\
'''Flat:''' And if you respond with 'Have you ever considered breast implants' I'll impale your head on a dirty pipe.\\
'''Link:''' (''laughs'') Your name is easily mock-able.
* EvenTheGuysWantHim: It's hard to find any male character who DOESN'T want to have sex with Link.
* EvilSoundsDeep: Majora
* {{Expy}}: Rauru is basically Mayor Bo 2.0.
* FateWorseThanDeath: This...
-->'''Happy Mask Salesman:''' And remember, if you fail me again I won't just kill you, I'll rape you.\\
'''Link:''' WHAT!\\
'''Happy Mask Salesman:''' [[MindRape Mentally]].\\
'''Link:''' Oh... Well I guess--\\
'''Happy Mask Salesman:''' And physically.\\
'''Link:''' WHY!?\\
'''Happy Mask Salesman:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice At the same time.]]\\
'''Link:''' [[BigNo NOOOOOOOO!!!]]
* FunnySchizophrenia: Zant. Just ask his 27 multiple personalities.
-->'''Midna:''' Let me go, Zant!\\
'''Zant:''' Don’t even bother struggling, Midna. You’re outnumbered.\\
'''Midna:''' What do you mean, outnumbered? There’s two of us and only one of you.\\
'''Zant:''' Ah, but that’s where you’re wrong. There’s the two of you versus me and my twenty-seven multiple personalities!\\
'''Voices in Zant's head:''' That’s right, you tell her!\\
Hey, shut up and get back in my head!\\
Why don’t you shut up and get back in MY head?!\\
We have the same head, stupid!\\
You’re stupid!\\
No, you’re stupid!\\
No you’re stupid!\\
Zant, dinner’s almost ready.\\
Mom! Shut up, I’m in the middle of something right now!\\
AND IF YOU INTERRUPT ME AGAIN I’M GOING TO SLICE YOU OPEN AND FEAST ON YOUR ENTRAILS, AND THEN I’LL SLIT YOUR THROAT AND DRINK THE BLOOD FROM YOUR VEINS!\\
And sing a song about cultural equality! "It’s a small world after all, It’s a small world after all--"\\
STOP SINGING!\\
And don’t tell me to shut up! You shut up!\\
No YOU shut up!\\
EVERYBODY, JUST SHUT UP!\\
'''Midna:''' (''beat'') I can’t tell whether that was incredibly funny or just plain terrifying.
* ForTheEvulz: Why Majora likes hitting Tael even after he's told Link and Tatl about where to find the Four Giants.
* GoForTheEye: "An eyeball boss. What a surprise." There are so many eyeball bosses in the Zelda series, that one episode includes a montage consisting of nothing ''but'' them.
* GrossUpCloseUp: Saria's arm.
* GrumpyOldMan:
** Several of the elderly characters in this series, who are senile and want Link to "get off my lawn!" For example, the Goron elduhz.
** Koume is a Grumpy Old Woman.
* IfYouDieICallYourStuff: Ilia says this in episode 2 of ''Twilight Princess Abridged''.
* Indian Store Owner:
** Or Asian Store Owner in this case -- Renado talks like that because the author "can't do a good Jamaican accent".
** One of the Gorons in ''Ocarina of Time Abridged'' also talks like this.
* LarynxDissonance: Xana does the voices for all the characters -- even the female ones!
* LemonyNarrator: ''Twilight Princess Abridged'' has one.
* TheLoad:
** Navi
** The Sages from ''Twilight Princess Abridged'' aren't very helpful, either.
* TheMadHatter: Zant. Even more so than in the original.
* ManOfAThousandVoices
* MotivationalLie: One of the Twinrova sisters convinces an Iron Knuckle to fight Link by saying that Link called it stupid... and that it looked fat in its armor.
* MeatOVision: While in Jabu-Jabu's body, Navi mistakes an ElectricJellyfish for -- you guessed it -- a muffin.
* MushroomSamba: Those Magic Beans can really mess up the mind, man.
* NerdsAreVirgins: Will Shad EVER manage to land a woman?
* NeverTrustATrailer: When encountering Fyrus, Link expects the epic showdown that he saw in a trailer for the actual game... [[spoiler: and then the battle itself ends up being completely anticlimactic.]]
* NiceJobBreakingItHero: When Zora's Domain is frozen over in ''Twilight Princess Abridged'', Link thinks that using a giant flaming boulder from Death Mountain will melt the ice. It actually does that... and ends up wiping out the Zora race in the process. Rutela, obviously, is not pleased.
* OnlySaneMan: Joe the Deku Scrub.
* PaperThinDisguise: Link pretty much knows who Sheik is about ten seconds after her introduction.
-->'''Navi:''' Spoiler alert!\\
'''Link:''' Navi, you were supposed to say it before I said her name.
* PatchworkMap: Lampshaded in episode 11 of ''Twilight Princess Abridged''.
-->'''Link:''' What the hell? The desert is located right next to Lake Hylia?\\
'''Auru:''' Hell yeah!\\
'''Link:''' Is it even geographically possible for those two completely different climates to be located right next to each other without any kind of natural transition at all?\\
'''Auru:''' Well, in the land of Hyrule it is! In fact, if you walk through a door in Zora's Domain and keep walkin' for about two meters, you'll end up in a snowy mountain region!\\
'''Link:''' What the hell is wrong with the geography of this game?\\
'''Auru:''' Look, kid... there's a lot of things wrong with this game besides the geography.
* {{Pun}}:
** Lord Fizzytexture, the Soda Demon, is also called [[spoiler: The Devil Incarbonate]].
** Also, at the Shadow Temple, Link encounters Lord Fizzytexture [[spoiler: in its "fizz-ical" form]].
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech:
** Midna gives a really big one at the end of ''Twilight Princess Abridged''.
** Also, Link from ''Ocarina of Time Abridged'' gives one to Navi.
* RealityWarper: The Happy Mask Salesman
-->'''Happy Mask Salesman:''' Reality is my bitch, and I keep my pimp hand strong.
* RememberedICouldFly:
** To get from the Hyrule Castle dungeon to Princess Zelda's room, Midna suggests navigating through the sewers and traversing the rooftops, and Link actually does all this... only for Midna to remember at the last minute that she could have teleported him there and saved him all the trouble.
--->'''Link:''' I... hate you... so much...
** There are also a few episodes of ''Ocarina of Time Abridged'' where Navi suddenly remembers that she could actually fly.
* SassyBlackWoman: In a deleted ''Twilight Princess Abridged'' scene, Telma is depicted as this.
* SeinfeldianConversation: If Link starts talking, there's a good chance that the heroes will fall into one of these until somebody, usually the OnlySaneMan, yells at them to shut up. It rarely works for long.
* SelfDeprecation
* ShoutOut:
** The guy sitting on the magic carpet in the middle of the Haunted Wasteland selling Bombchus is implied to be the ancestor of Coro, the guy with the afro in Faron Woods who sells Link a Lantern and Lantern Oil in ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess Twilight Princess]]''.
** A flashback in Episode 3 of ''Majora’s Mask Abridged'' has a ShoutOut to the Cabbage Salesman from ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''.
--->'''Tatl:''' Skull Kid, I don’t think you should be recklessly cartwheeling like that.\\
'''Skull Kid:''' You can’t tell me what to do! Ha ha! (''crash offscreen'') Oh, shit.\\
'''Cabbage Salesman:''' (''offscreen'') MY CABBAGES!!!\\
'''Skull Kid:''' I am SO sorry.\\
'''Cabbage Salesman:''' Nowhere I go is safe! NOWHERE!
* SociopathicHero: ''Ocarina of Time Abridged'' Link, in a nutshell.
* SpidersAreScary: Link is really freaked out by these eight-legged crawlies.
* SpotlightStealingSquad: Mayor Bo and/or Zant, in any episode they're in. They even make an appearance in ''Ocarina of Time Abridged'' too. Mayor Bo appears as either himself or Rauru, and Zant makes an appearance as the voice in Princess Zelda's head!
* StalkerWithACrush:
** Saria. Trust me, you do ''not'' want to know what she made that ocarina from.
** Also, Colin.
* StrawMisogynist: Link from ''Twilight Princess Abridged''.
* TemptingFate: Link from ''Twilight Princess Abridged''. ALL THE TIME.
* ThatCameOutWrong
-->'''Majora's Mask:''' You think I'm afraid of you because you're a dick? I eat dicks for breakfast!\\
'''Link:''' Um...\\
'''Majora's Mask:''' ...That didn't come out right.
* ThatsWhatSheSaid: What could very well be Darunia's CatchPhrase.
* TokenWhite: [[spoiler: Xana.]]
-->'''Ganondorf:''' Oh my god! He's so white! I'm going blind!
* TooDumbToLive:
** Navi
** Also, Tael.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Navi likes muffins. a lot.
* TheUnintelligible: The Moblin leader... well, at least to Link and Midna. Everyone else can clearly understand what he's saying, though.
* UnsoundEffect:
** Clang, clang.
** Poof.
--->'''Zant:''' That wasn't epic at all.
* VocalDissonance: Epona's voice is... surprisingly deep for a female horse. [[Main/LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]] by Link in ''Ocarina of Time Abridged''.
* VoiceOfTheLegion:
** Navi once:
--->'''Navi: HE SPOKE BLASPHEMY!'''
** And later...
--->'''Tael: THAT CUPCAKE BITCH DESERVES TO DIE!'''
* WeaksauceWeakness: "You can't harm the invincible Majora! [...] Aaaagh! Bubbles! My one weakness!"
* AWizardDidIt:
** Fairies can't be killed by traditional means! Why? Magic!
** Link would normally not be able to survive a fall down a giant hole at the beginning of ''Majora's Mask Abridged'', but that flower broke his fall. What is that flower made of? Magic!
--->'''Skull Kid:''' I guess magic really ''is'' the answer to everything!
* {{Yandere}}: Saria. She made an ocarina out of ''[[spoiler:one of her ribs]]''.
-->'''Saria:''' [[spoiler:Its okay! Girls have an extra rib anyways!]]
* YankTheDogsChain: When Link asks random game characters for the location of the Hidden Village, the Hero's Shade is excited, rejoicing that after thirteen episodes he'll finally have his time in the spotlight... but then Link decides to ask someone else instead.
* YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe: Courtesy of the Deku Tree.
-->'''Link:''' Seriously, can you quit it with the old English? No-one talks like that anymore.\\
'''Deku Tree:''' Screweth you.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:tauberpa's Abridged Series]]
!!''[[http://www.youtube.com/user/tauberpa tauberpa]]'''s version provides examples of the following tropes:
* AndCallHimGeorge: ... with a J. Zant's reaction to Link in ''Twilight Princess Abridged''. [[spoiler:At least, until Episode 17, when Zant calls him George... without a J.]]
* BerserkButton:
** Do NOT burn Link's socks. Gohma found that out the hard way.
** And for the last time, Chancellor Cole is NOT a leprechaun!
* CatchPhrase:
** It's hero time!
** Hiiiii, Tetra!
* CovertPervert: Tetra
* CurseCutShort:
-->'''King of Red Lions:''' Link, you have to stop watching [[WesternAnimation/ThunderCats such bullsh]]-- (''intro begins'')
* EmoTeen: Prince Komali.
* IdiotHero / TooDumbToLive: Link. Every other character in the series has good reason to call him a dumbass.
* {{Leitmotif}}:
** The Rito postman's unofficial theme is "Please Mr. Postman". The characters can't help but sing it whenever he's around, much to his annoyance.
** The evil train's theme seems to be "Crazy Train".
* TakeThat: One episode of ''Phantom Hourglass Abridged'' is a massive one against WMG.
[[/folder]]
----
-->-- '''Deku Tree''', Adamwestlapdog's ''Ocarina of Time Abridged''
->'''Link:''' Sarcastic comment!\\
'''Navi:''' Blatant stupidity!\\
'''Rauru:''' Sexual innuendo!\\
'''Sheik:''' Generic female voice!\\
'''Navi:''' Something about muffins!
-->-- Xanauzumaki's ''Ocarina of Time Abridged''
''Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda'' series is one of the more popular sources for material for AbridgedSeries on Website/YouTube. For example, [[http://www.youtube.com/user/adamwestslapdog adamwestslapdog]] has already finished an abridged series based on ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Ocarina of Time]]'', and is currently working on one for ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendofZeldaMajorasMask Majora's Mask]]''. [[http://www.youtube.com/user/xanauzumaki xanauzumaki]] has already completed abridged series for three ''Zelda'' games, ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess Twilight Princess]]'', ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Ocarina of Time]]'' and ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendofZeldaMajorasMask Majora's Mask]]''. And [[http://www.youtube.com/user/tauberpa tauberpa]] has abridged ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker Wind Waker]]'', ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendofZeldaPhantomHourglass Phantom Hourglass]]'' ''and'' ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendofZeldaSpiritTracks Spirit Tracks]]'', and is just now working on abridging ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess Twilight Princess]]''. Just like other abridged series, these point out weird plot-points of the original work and add some pop-culture references as well.
[[folder:adamestslapthedog's Abridged Series]]
!![[http://www.youtube.com/user/adamwestslapdog adamwestslapdog]]'s version provides examples of the following tropes:
* AccidentalMisnaming:
** Tatl is not happy with being called "Navi".
** Ingo and Talon say they aren't Luigi and Mario... but they are in the flashback...
* AliensStealCattle: In ''Majora's Mask''. The cow is Earth's most precious resource.
* AllWomenLoveShoes: Navi has some despite having no feet at all.
* AlreadyMetEveryone:
-->'''Link:''' Hey, are all you sages just gonna turn out to be all the people I met as a kid?\\
'''Princess Ruto:''' Yeah, probably.
* AlreadyUndoneForYou: Lampshaded in the Fire Temple and averted in the Forest Temple.
* AntiVillain: Ganondorf at first; he just committed crimes [[spoiler:in order to avoid guards getting released.]] [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext He only actually starts being malevolent when he believes he had truly become evil after injuring Link with a glow-in-the-dark baseball,]] and found out he was related to UsefulNotes/RichardNixon.
* ApocalypseHow: The Halloween special ends with the possessed Skull-Kid destroying the world. Then recovering to find himself to be all alone.
* ArmorIsUseless: Well, Link's fireproof suit is useless, since he just painted it red to [[TooDumbToLive camouflage him from the flames]].
* ArtifactOfDoom:
** Majora's Mask
** Skull-Kid's Halloween costume.
* AustralianAccent: "What in the name of Crocodile Dundee is goin' on here?"
* AxCrazy: [[{{Fanboy}} Uncle Fanboy]], after a second filler episode in a row was released.
* BerserkButton:
** Never call Tatl "Navi". Like Navi, she doesn't have any patience with morons like Link. Link, of course, refuses to learn that his new partner's name is Tatl.
--->'''Link:''' Then you should have gone before you left!
** Uncle Fanboy can't stand filler episodes.
* BigNo: At the end of the opening dream sequence.
* BlackComedyRape: Opening dream sequence and episode 6 (twice).
-->'''Link:''' I mean he didn't have a penis so technically he didn't stick anything anywhere but it was the fact he was trying frightened me.
* BrainBleach: Episode 5 after looking into [=AdamWestsLapdog=]'s room.
-->'''Link:''' Ah! My virgin eyes!
* BrickJoke:
** In the last episode of [=OoT=], Ganondorf [[spoiler:recognises the room he's been banished to as the room seen in episode five]].
** Single-episode variant in episode 2 of MajorasMask. Link spends a few minutes near the beginning obsessing over the dead tree in the tunnel (you know the one), and how it "looks so sad". Tatl finally snaps him out of it, and they proceed through the first three-day cycle. They eventually get to the clock tower, where [[CardCarryingVillain Skull Kid]] prompts them to look up, and the episode ends with:
--->'''Link:''' Holy sweet zombie Jesus, look at the moon! It's got a face! And it looks so sad...
* BlatantLies:
-->'''Man on Flying Carpet:''' I am not this ''great'' [[OsamaBinLaden Bin Laden]] that you speak of. I am... American businessman. Osama... Erm... Smith. See! I drive American Mustang. (''holds up scroll with strange symbols'') And look: English.
* CallBack: In episode 8.
-->'''Ganondorf:''' What are you screaming for, boy?\\
'''Link:''' Oh, sorry, I got confused for a while and thought this was episode one.
* CallingYourAttacks:
** Every single action in the Ganondorf vs. Link fight.
** Spinny attack!
* CatchPhrase: As with many abridged series, there are a number of these.
** Ouch, my groin!
** ''It looks so sad...''
** Navi, You So Crazy!
* CharacterFilibuster / AuthorFilibuster: The line between the abridger and Link in regards to a cancelled show about a floating head detective (he defended it on the grounds of of awesomeness) is blurred.
* ChildhoodMarriagePromise
* UsefulNotes/ChildsPlay: adamwestslapdog promised to make a whole "Party, Party, Party" song if people donated enough. Enough was raised... but he has admitted several times that he's lazy.
* Creator/ChuckNorris: [[spoiler: One of the masks in ''Majora's Mask'' turns Link into him.]]
* CoolAndUnusualPunishment: Cliff Richard music.
* CurseCutShort: Played Straight and Parodied.
* CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon: Navi threatens her partner quite a lot (and sometimes does make her threats true)
* DangerouslyGenreSavvy: The Deku Princess knows that the palace guards won't be enough to stop the Hero of Time, so she calls in a number of other (increasingly large) forces to help, concluding with [[StarWars the Galactic Empire]]. [[spoiler:Link still wins.]]
* DeadpanSnarker: Navi, and especially Tatl. Link's idiocy is just snark fodder.
* DeathByIrony: Parodied with Volvagia.
-->'''Link:''' So a country-singing dragon had it's head smashed in with a giant hammer... How ironic.
* DifficultySpike: According to Link, mastering ''VideoGame/GuitarHero'' on medium is impossible unless you have a tarantula trained to press the buttons.
* DoubleEntendre: Episode two
-->'''Deku Tree:''' I want you... inside me.\\
'''Navi:''' Don't you think you could have worded that a little bit better?
* DreadfulMusician: Darunia
* DumbassHasAPoint: Though rarely, Link does sometimes get things right.
* EmbarrassingNickname: Malon decides to call Link Snotball and Zelda does it as well.
* {{Fanboy}}s: They get mentioned some times.
* {{Filler}}: There are some filler episodes and they are lampshaded:
-->'''Rauru:''' Stop mentioning the filler episode or else the fanboys will get enraged.
* FlashbackEcho: Lampshaded
-->'''Link:''' Oh, because this is just a memory. And in memories, the last two words of every sentence get said three times ... three times ... three times.
* FireAndBrimstoneHell: Tatl states the reason Link can't be dead is because when he dies, he'll "end up in a place with a lot more fire and brimstone." [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Link wonders why he'd end up in a fire and brimstone factory.]]
* GoingCommando: Purely a comfort thing for Link.
* GlobalWarming: Parodied in the intro of episode 10 of Majora's Mask.
-->''This episode is brought to you by UsefulNotes/AlGore.''
* {{Hammerspace}}: Lampshaded when Link asks where he's been keeping all his coins.
* IdiotHero: For starters, Link thought the Deku Tree just had a funny last name instead of an actual tree. The biggest example of Link being an idiot is in the second to last episode where Sheik has something '''very''' important to tell Link and Zelda appears in his place... and Link tells her to wait because Sheik will be back any moment to tell him the important thing. Then after Ganondorf kidnaps Zelda his brain starts working and he decides [[spoiler:that after Sheik vanished, Zelda appeared who was then kidnapped by Ganon... which means Sheik was Ganon all along!]] [[FridgeBrilliance Which does make some sense.]]
* IDontLikeTheSoundOfThatPlace:
** The guard at the gate warns Link that they did not name the "Death Mountain" like that without a reason.
** He was worried about the Shadow Temple but Sheik lies and says it's full of white rabbits.
* IfYouDieICallYourStuff: Episode 14. "I call dibs on his CD player."
* InnocentInnuendo: [[LaughingMad The]] [[SlasherSmile Happy]] [[AxCrazy Mask]] [[TalkativeLoon Salesman]] plays with his massive organ. [[spoiler:The instrument, of course.]] [[spoiler:[[DoubleSubversion And later he'll show you his penis.]]]]
* InsaneTrollLogic:
** Link and his "fire-proof" suit reasoning and his stealth suit in ''Majora's Mask''.
** Princess Ruto using a mailbox to get a letter to her father from inside Lord Jabu Jabu.
* InsurmountableWaistHeightFence: Episode 10 of ''Majora's Mask'' has its field day with this.
* IRegretNothing: Apart from dying.
* LiteralMinded:
** When Dark Link is mentioned, Link thinks about a black version of him, looking like Creator/MrT. [[spoiler:But instead he turns out to be the link from the [[WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfZelda animated show]].]]
** Upon getting the hook shot and mistaking it for a mini-rocket launcher:
--->'''Navi:''' I think it's actually a hook shot.\\
'''Link:''' Oh please, who would ever want to shoot a hook?
* LockedDoor: Who needs keys when you have a giant hammer?
%%* LoveAtFirstSight
* MacGuffin:
** The medallions which you got in the game are parodied for being that by being called "oversized novelty coins".
** Also the sacred stones, which Zelda wants for no reason other than they look pretty.
* MinorFlawMajorBreakup:
** Link almost stayed with Saria before his adventure even began but run away after Saria asked if he would want to watch Creator/WhoopiGoldberg movies with him.
--->'''Saria:''' Why does no-one likes Whoopi Goldberg except me?
** He also assumes Nabooru has man hands as soon as he picks up the Silver Gauntlets.
* MusicForCourage: Played with, since it's Ganondorf who played the uplifting music after Zelda complained that he was playing dark music for twenty minutes.
* NiceJobBreakingItHero:
** Link with setting the Deku Tree on fire and the entire forest, accidentally kills the pet Dodongo, killing Lord Jabu Jabu, accidentally steals Epona because he can't get off and causes the ranch to go bankrupt, leaves the Gorons to die in the Fire Temple, and leaves some bombs in the volcano which causes it to erupt and sets fire to the entire town of Kakariko Village.
** In ''Majora's Mask'', Link attacks Majora with a snot bubble -- right before he was going to make a FaceHeelTurn -- causing him to continue with destroying the world, goes on a Goron race to get a bottle and causes a rock-slide crushing a scientist who had cured all diseases but he went out to play with his daughter before he wrote it down. He also managed to "rescue" a fish from drowning at the Great Bay. He also killed the Skeleton King who makes it quite clear that sunlight is his one weakness after he said he and his unbeatable army would help kill Skullkid.
* NonMammalMammaries: Lampshaded in a dialogue which used to be the page quote.
* OffscreenMomentOfAwesome: Invoked in the first minutes of episode six of Majora's Mask with a big battle being announced but not shown since [[spoiler:"obviously though, a fight scene as spectacular like this could never appear in such a low-budged internet video such as this."]]. We only get to see a shot of a monkey riding a bicycle.
* OnlySaneMan: Navi plays this role, with Tatl taking over for ''Majora's Mask''.
* PaperThinDisguise: Navi immediately recognizes who Sheik is but is shot down by Link.
* PerverseSexualLust: Apparently, Zelda likes [[Film/SpiderMan Tobey Maguire in tight, revealing spandex]] a lot...
* PokeThePoodle: Pre-time skip Ganondorf runs on this, his most evil crime being stealing a glow-in-the-dark baseball.
* PrecisionFStrike: Subverted twice, both by Link.
-->'''Link:''' Son of a bi--\\
'''Narrator:''' Meanwhile two seconds earlier at the exact same location.\\
'''Link:''' Son of a biscuit.
* PublicServiceAnnouncement: Parodied, King Zora warns us that we shouldn't eat adventurers because being a WombLevel could be unhealthy. Paraphrased a well known ''[[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Sonic Sez]]'' clip.
* {{Pun}}: There are some very bad ones, with possibly the most triumphant being the one involving ''Film/{{Saw}}'' in episode 16 of ''Ocarina of Time''. The creator apologized for this one.
* PunctuatedForEmphasis:
-->'''Link:''' (''on The Legend of Zelda TV series'') Can't! Resist! Dorkiness!
* PunnyName: In the original. Tatl the fairy has a brother named Tael. If you put them together you get [[spoiler:Tael Tatl]].
* RuleOfThree: See FlashbackEcho above.
* RunningGag: Link still believing that Tatl is in fact Navi.
* SchizoTech: Aside from the actual occasions of this in the original games, a lot of things from our modern world has found their way into the FantasyCounterpartCulture.
* SelectiveObliviousness: Link is stupid but he does have his smart moments. He openly ignores anything Zelda says that implies she isn't his girlfriend.
-->'''Zelda:''' I'm going to throw you in the dungeon.\\
'''Link:''' Aw, you're so sweet. Did you hear that, Navi? She's giving us a room.
* SelfDeprecation: Lots, mainly his editing, voiceacting, and catchphrases.
* {{Sidequest}}: In ''Ocarina of Time'', Young Link is not willing to do these after [[{{Squick}} what happened during the Sun Song's quest]].
* SpoiledBrat: Zelda
* {{Squick}}: In-universe, on various occasions.
-->'''Link:''' If I wasn't a plant I'd be vomiting right now.
* SuspiciouslySpecificDenial: Episode 2
-->'''Link:''' Not like there's a dungeon or anything inside you.\\
'''Deku Tree:''' Yeah... And if I did -- which I don't -- it probably wouldn't have multiple floors and basements... also other monsters.
* TakeThat: [[AbridgedSeriesTropes As usual]] with this type of series. Some "victims" include Creator/WhoopiGoldberg, Cliff Richard, Franchise/{{Halo}} 3 and UsefulNotes/RichardNixon. Though probably not as much as the [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames CD-i]] games.
* TemptingFate: Happens a lot.
** Episode 2: Deku Tree: "I have a really good feeling about this." Then Link sets him on fire.
* TennisBoss: Just like the game, Link beats [[spoiler:Ganondorf's phantom Bannondorf this way.]] Though Link only beat him because he plays Wii tennis.
* TheyCalledMeMad: Danpe
* ThisLoserIsYou: Uncle Fanboy
* TooDumbToLive: A number of characters.
** But Link is the biggest example.
--->'''Navi:''' How you've managed to survive this long is a mystery to me.
** When Link breaks into Hyrule castle, the guards mistake him for a walking, talking hedge.
* UnfortunateNames: Our hero's full name is [[Music/LinkinPark Link Inpark]].
-->'''Link:''' Mom was a fan, alright?
* ViolationOfCommonSense:
** Link gets faster to Ganondorf by running backwards. This is lampshaded by Navi. [[TruthInTelevision Truth in Abridged Series]]: Ocarina's backwards running animation indeed makes him go faster (though not as fast as Epona).
** There's a mailbox inside Lord Jabu Jabu. It's lampshaded by Link.
* WellExcuseMePrincess: Zelda, taken to extremes.
-->'''Zelda:''' (''first line'') Hey, assface, how'd you get past my guards?
* WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway: According to Rauru, it's the gayest superpower ever.
* WhosLaughingNow: People called Dande mad for digging up graves for an underground race course, but then Link visits him. Subverted since Navi immediately points out that it's still completely insane.
* YankTheDogsChain: ''Majora's Mask'', episode 12. Link guesses that the next temple is through the zombie fort and learns they're in opposite directions... and then that the key to the temple is in the boss chamber in the fort.
* YouHaveToBurnTheWeb: Unfortunately, the Deku Tree (and the rest of the Kokiri Forest) also happened to be flammable.
* YouShallNotPass:
-->'''Biggoron:''' My name is Biggoron, guardian of this temple and I say: none shall pass. Especially any heroes of time who stole the sword from me in the last series.
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[[folder:xanauzumaki's Abridged Series]]
!!''[[http://www.youtube.com/user/xanauzumaki xanauzumaki]]'''s version provides examples of the following tropes:
* ADateWithRosiePalms:
** Link from ''Ocarina of Time Abridged'' is known to be a chronic masturbator.
** And in a deleted ''Twilight Princess Abridged'' scene, so is Dangoro.
* AllMenArePerverts: Midna seems to think so.
%%* AndYourRewardIsClothes
* ArtShift: While the episodes consist mainly of footage from Let's Plays, some scenes are animated using Adobe Flash.
* AscendedExtra: Shad went from being a minor character in ''Twilight Princess Abridged'' to being the narrator of ''Ocarina of Time Abridged''.
* AuthorAvatar: Link, in either series. Also, Midna.
* AxCrazy: Link can be this at times.
* BerserkButton:
** Do NOT correct Midna when she confuses Fused Shadows with Mirror Shards. You WILL regret it.
** Also, if Ilia sees something bad has happened to Epona, even if it's just a tiny scratch, you won't hear the end of it.
--->'''Ilia:''' I AM NOT FRICKIN' OVERREACTING, YOU FAT SACK OF LARD!
** And do NOT say anything bad about muffins in front of Navi. ''Seriously!'' Don't. Diss. Muffins. In front of. Navi. Dark Link realised that the hard way, and Ganondorf discovered that destroying his tower with Navi's new friend, the muffin vendor, still inside was a ''really'' bad idea.
* BlahBlahBlah: Mido's taunt aimed directly at Link:
--> "Myeh myeh myeh myeh! Myeh myeh myeh myeh myeh sword and shield myeh myeh myeh!"
* BystanderSyndrome: The Sages in ''Twilight Princess Abridged'', when they don't want to deal with Ganondorf, decide to make him someone else's problem.
* TheCameo: Tauberpa voices the 3rd giant in ''Majora's Mask Abridged Series''.
* CatchPhrase: Pretty much everyone has their own catchphrase they say at least once an episode.
--> '''TP!Link:''' Oh, sorry, did you say something? I was thinking about boobs.\\\
'''Navi:''' Yay, muffins!\\\
'''Ganondorf:''' OH GOD, I'M ON FIRE!\\\
'''Sheik:''' Ninja!\\\
'''Skullkid:''' I don't know, Mask. I don't think this is a good idea.\\
'''Majora's Mask:''' Yes, it is.\\
'''Skullkid:''' Huh. I never thought of it that way.
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}:
** Navi. Big time. To quote another Zelda abridged series: Navi, you so crazy!
** Don't forget about Zant!
** Tetra from ''Wind Waker Super Abridged''.
* CompensatingForSomething: Ganondorf has a really tiny penis, doesn't he?
* CueTheFlyingPigs: In Episode 8 of ''Ocarina of Time Abridged'', [[spoiler: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngzMKUDaI30&t=8m29s Navi comes up with a legitimately good idea.]]]] [[CutawayGag Cut away]] to Hell, which has now literally frozen over.
* CurbstompBattle: An enraged Navi versus Dark Link and later, [[spoiler:Ganon]]. Navi wins. [[spoiler:Twice]].
* CurseCutShort: After the Zora King takes a LONG time to move out of the way.
-->'''Link:''' Son of a bi-- (''cut to Shad'')\\
'''Shad:''' After cleverly censoring the word "bitch" with this scene transition...
* DirtyOldMan:
** Mayor Bo. AND HOW.
** Also Rauru.
* DirtyOldWoman: Kotake
* DreadfulMusician: Link, in any season. Midna and Epona really don't like his singing.
* EmbarrassingFirstName: Flat the ghost from ''Majora's Mask Abridged''.
-->'''Link:''' (''laughs'') Have you ever considered--\\
'''Flat:''' And if you respond with 'Have you ever considered breast implants' I'll impale your head on a dirty pipe.\\
'''Link:''' (''laughs'') Your name is easily mock-able.
* EvenTheGuysWantHim: It's hard to find any male character who DOESN'T want to have sex with Link.
* EvilSoundsDeep: Majora
* {{Expy}}: Rauru is basically Mayor Bo 2.0.
* FateWorseThanDeath: This...
-->'''Happy Mask Salesman:''' And remember, if you fail me again I won't just kill you, I'll rape you.\\
'''Link:''' WHAT!\\
'''Happy Mask Salesman:''' [[MindRape Mentally]].\\
'''Link:''' Oh... Well I guess--\\
'''Happy Mask Salesman:''' And physically.\\
'''Link:''' WHY!?\\
'''Happy Mask Salesman:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice At the same time.]]\\
'''Link:''' [[BigNo NOOOOOOOO!!!]]
* FunnySchizophrenia: Zant. Just ask his 27 multiple personalities.
-->'''Midna:''' Let me go, Zant!\\
'''Zant:''' Don’t even bother struggling, Midna. You’re outnumbered.\\
'''Midna:''' What do you mean, outnumbered? There’s two of us and only one of you.\\
'''Zant:''' Ah, but that’s where you’re wrong. There’s the two of you versus me and my twenty-seven multiple personalities!\\
'''Voices in Zant's head:''' That’s right, you tell her!\\
Hey, shut up and get back in my head!\\
Why don’t you shut up and get back in MY head?!\\
We have the same head, stupid!\\
You’re stupid!\\
No, you’re stupid!\\
No you’re stupid!\\
Zant, dinner’s almost ready.\\
Mom! Shut up, I’m in the middle of something right now!\\
AND IF YOU INTERRUPT ME AGAIN I’M GOING TO SLICE YOU OPEN AND FEAST ON YOUR ENTRAILS, AND THEN I’LL SLIT YOUR THROAT AND DRINK THE BLOOD FROM YOUR VEINS!\\
And sing a song about cultural equality! "It’s a small world after all, It’s a small world after all--"\\
STOP SINGING!\\
And don’t tell me to shut up! You shut up!\\
No YOU shut up!\\
EVERYBODY, JUST SHUT UP!\\
'''Midna:''' (''beat'') I can’t tell whether that was incredibly funny or just plain terrifying.
* ForTheEvulz: Why Majora likes hitting Tael even after he's told Link and Tatl about where to find the Four Giants.
* GoForTheEye: "An eyeball boss. What a surprise." There are so many eyeball bosses in the Zelda series, that one episode includes a montage consisting of nothing ''but'' them.
* GrossUpCloseUp: Saria's arm.
* GrumpyOldMan:
** Several of the elderly characters in this series, who are senile and want Link to "get off my lawn!" For example, the Goron elduhz.
** Koume is a Grumpy Old Woman.
* IfYouDieICallYourStuff: Ilia says this in episode 2 of ''Twilight Princess Abridged''.
* Indian Store Owner:
** Or Asian Store Owner in this case -- Renado talks like that because the author "can't do a good Jamaican accent".
** One of the Gorons in ''Ocarina of Time Abridged'' also talks like this.
* LarynxDissonance: Xana does the voices for all the characters -- even the female ones!
* LemonyNarrator: ''Twilight Princess Abridged'' has one.
* TheLoad:
** Navi
** The Sages from ''Twilight Princess Abridged'' aren't very helpful, either.
* TheMadHatter: Zant. Even more so than in the original.
* ManOfAThousandVoices
* MotivationalLie: One of the Twinrova sisters convinces an Iron Knuckle to fight Link by saying that Link called it stupid... and that it looked fat in its armor.
* MeatOVision: While in Jabu-Jabu's body, Navi mistakes an ElectricJellyfish for -- you guessed it -- a muffin.
* MushroomSamba: Those Magic Beans can really mess up the mind, man.
* NerdsAreVirgins: Will Shad EVER manage to land a woman?
* NeverTrustATrailer: When encountering Fyrus, Link expects the epic showdown that he saw in a trailer for the actual game... [[spoiler: and then the battle itself ends up being completely anticlimactic.]]
* NiceJobBreakingItHero: When Zora's Domain is frozen over in ''Twilight Princess Abridged'', Link thinks that using a giant flaming boulder from Death Mountain will melt the ice. It actually does that... and ends up wiping out the Zora race in the process. Rutela, obviously, is not pleased.
* OnlySaneMan: Joe the Deku Scrub.
* PaperThinDisguise: Link pretty much knows who Sheik is about ten seconds after her introduction.
-->'''Navi:''' Spoiler alert!\\
'''Link:''' Navi, you were supposed to say it before I said her name.
* PatchworkMap: Lampshaded in episode 11 of ''Twilight Princess Abridged''.
-->'''Link:''' What the hell? The desert is located right next to Lake Hylia?\\
'''Auru:''' Hell yeah!\\
'''Link:''' Is it even geographically possible for those two completely different climates to be located right next to each other without any kind of natural transition at all?\\
'''Auru:''' Well, in the land of Hyrule it is! In fact, if you walk through a door in Zora's Domain and keep walkin' for about two meters, you'll end up in a snowy mountain region!\\
'''Link:''' What the hell is wrong with the geography of this game?\\
'''Auru:''' Look, kid... there's a lot of things wrong with this game besides the geography.
* {{Pun}}:
** Lord Fizzytexture, the Soda Demon, is also called [[spoiler: The Devil Incarbonate]].
** Also, at the Shadow Temple, Link encounters Lord Fizzytexture [[spoiler: in its "fizz-ical" form]].
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech:
** Midna gives a really big one at the end of ''Twilight Princess Abridged''.
** Also, Link from ''Ocarina of Time Abridged'' gives one to Navi.
* RealityWarper: The Happy Mask Salesman
-->'''Happy Mask Salesman:''' Reality is my bitch, and I keep my pimp hand strong.
* RememberedICouldFly:
** To get from the Hyrule Castle dungeon to Princess Zelda's room, Midna suggests navigating through the sewers and traversing the rooftops, and Link actually does all this... only for Midna to remember at the last minute that she could have teleported him there and saved him all the trouble.
--->'''Link:''' I... hate you... so much...
** There are also a few episodes of ''Ocarina of Time Abridged'' where Navi suddenly remembers that she could actually fly.
* SassyBlackWoman: In a deleted ''Twilight Princess Abridged'' scene, Telma is depicted as this.
* SeinfeldianConversation: If Link starts talking, there's a good chance that the heroes will fall into one of these until somebody, usually the OnlySaneMan, yells at them to shut up. It rarely works for long.
* SelfDeprecation
* ShoutOut:
** The guy sitting on the magic carpet in the middle of the Haunted Wasteland selling Bombchus is implied to be the ancestor of Coro, the guy with the afro in Faron Woods who sells Link a Lantern and Lantern Oil in ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess Twilight Princess]]''.
** A flashback in Episode 3 of ''Majora’s Mask Abridged'' has a ShoutOut to the Cabbage Salesman from ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''.
--->'''Tatl:''' Skull Kid, I don’t think you should be recklessly cartwheeling like that.\\
'''Skull Kid:''' You can’t tell me what to do! Ha ha! (''crash offscreen'') Oh, shit.\\
'''Cabbage Salesman:''' (''offscreen'') MY CABBAGES!!!\\
'''Skull Kid:''' I am SO sorry.\\
'''Cabbage Salesman:''' Nowhere I go is safe! NOWHERE!
* SociopathicHero: ''Ocarina of Time Abridged'' Link, in a nutshell.
* SpidersAreScary: Link is really freaked out by these eight-legged crawlies.
* SpotlightStealingSquad: Mayor Bo and/or Zant, in any episode they're in. They even make an appearance in ''Ocarina of Time Abridged'' too. Mayor Bo appears as either himself or Rauru, and Zant makes an appearance as the voice in Princess Zelda's head!
* StalkerWithACrush:
** Saria. Trust me, you do ''not'' want to know what she made that ocarina from.
** Also, Colin.
* StrawMisogynist: Link from ''Twilight Princess Abridged''.
* TemptingFate: Link from ''Twilight Princess Abridged''. ALL THE TIME.
* ThatCameOutWrong
-->'''Majora's Mask:''' You think I'm afraid of you because you're a dick? I eat dicks for breakfast!\\
'''Link:''' Um...\\
'''Majora's Mask:''' ...That didn't come out right.
* ThatsWhatSheSaid: What could very well be Darunia's CatchPhrase.
* TokenWhite: [[spoiler: Xana.]]
-->'''Ganondorf:''' Oh my god! He's so white! I'm going blind!
* TooDumbToLive:
** Navi
** Also, Tael.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Navi likes muffins. a lot.
* TheUnintelligible: The Moblin leader... well, at least to Link and Midna. Everyone else can clearly understand what he's saying, though.
* UnsoundEffect:
** Clang, clang.
** Poof.
--->'''Zant:''' That wasn't epic at all.
* VocalDissonance: Epona's voice is... surprisingly deep for a female horse. [[Main/LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]] by Link in ''Ocarina of Time Abridged''.
* VoiceOfTheLegion:
** Navi once:
--->'''Navi: HE SPOKE BLASPHEMY!'''
** And later...
--->'''Tael: THAT CUPCAKE BITCH DESERVES TO DIE!'''
* WeaksauceWeakness: "You can't harm the invincible Majora! [...] Aaaagh! Bubbles! My one weakness!"
* AWizardDidIt:
** Fairies can't be killed by traditional means! Why? Magic!
** Link would normally not be able to survive a fall down a giant hole at the beginning of ''Majora's Mask Abridged'', but that flower broke his fall. What is that flower made of? Magic!
--->'''Skull Kid:''' I guess magic really ''is'' the answer to everything!
* {{Yandere}}: Saria. She made an ocarina out of ''[[spoiler:one of her ribs]]''.
-->'''Saria:''' [[spoiler:Its okay! Girls have an extra rib anyways!]]
* YankTheDogsChain: When Link asks random game characters for the location of the Hidden Village, the Hero's Shade is excited, rejoicing that after thirteen episodes he'll finally have his time in the spotlight... but then Link decides to ask someone else instead.
* YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe: Courtesy of the Deku Tree.
-->'''Link:''' Seriously, can you quit it with the old English? No-one talks like that anymore.\\
'''Deku Tree:''' Screweth you.
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!!''[[http://www.youtube.com/user/tauberpa tauberpa]]'''s version provides examples of the following tropes:
* AndCallHimGeorge: ... with a J. Zant's reaction to Link in ''Twilight Princess Abridged''. [[spoiler:At least, until Episode 17, when Zant calls him George... without a J.]]
* BerserkButton:
** Do NOT burn Link's socks. Gohma found that out the hard way.
** And for the last time, Chancellor Cole is NOT a leprechaun!
* CatchPhrase:
** It's hero time!
** Hiiiii, Tetra!
* CovertPervert: Tetra
* CurseCutShort:
-->'''King of Red Lions:''' Link, you have to stop watching [[WesternAnimation/ThunderCats such bullsh]]-- (''intro begins'')
* EmoTeen: Prince Komali.
* IdiotHero / TooDumbToLive: Link. Every other character in the series has good reason to call him a dumbass.
* {{Leitmotif}}:
** The Rito postman's unofficial theme is "Please Mr. Postman". The characters can't help but sing it whenever he's around, much to his annoyance.
** The evil train's theme seems to be "Crazy Train".
* TakeThat: One episode of ''Phantom Hourglass Abridged'' is a massive one against WMG.
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