History WebVideo / JoJosBizarreAdventureAbridged

---> '''Joseph''': Guess what, everyone! We're one of the first Abridged Series' to go six episodes without a Franchise/MetalGear reference!

--> '''[[Franchise/MetalGear Colonel Campbell]]''': [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros I am]] ''[[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros not]]'' [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros kidding]].

* AnythingThatMoves: Dio, if the Comment Special is anything to go by.

* AluminumChristmasTrees: Yes, "I wanna fuck a dog in the ass," is [[Music/Blink182 an actual song lyric]].

-->'''Polnareff''' (...) [[{{CriticalResearchFailure}} I'm French! We never surrender!]]

* WaxingLyrical: As soon as Speedwagon refers to Poco as "British Literature/TomSawyer", Zeppeli and Jonathan start talking of him using lyrics from..."Tom Sawyer" by Music/{{Rush}}.

* RantInducingSlight: Doppio grows steadily more impatient and temperamental when more and more people keep dialing his number while he's expecting an important call from Diavolo. He finally blows his top upon getting yet another call from [[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIV Roman Bellic]] thinking he was calling Niko for a bowling invitation. And then he accidentally blows his top when Diavolo finally does call him.

** Don't ever tell Leone Abbacchio that there's no such thing as a world inside a mirror ("The last person who said that got '''KILLED!'''")

* AluminumChristmasTrees: Yes, "I wanna fuck a dog in the ass", is [[Music/Blink182 an actual song lyric]]

--> '''Kakyoin:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Listen. to the words. that are coming out. of my mouth. You. f**ktard!]] ''[=JoJo's=] Bizarre Adventure'' was made in the '80s, the anime was made in 1993, ''The Matrix'' was made in NINTEEN F**KING (NINETY) NINE! COMPARING ME THAT EMOTIONLESS HACK WOULD BE LIKE COMPARING SCOTT STAMP TO EDDIE VEDDER!

--> '''Jotaro:''' [[spoiler:Well...that's a first.]]

* FamousLastWords: [[WoundedGazelleGambit Mocked]], then played straight.
--> [[spoiler:'''Dio''': My only regret is that I didn't get to say [[CatchPhrase WRYY]][[KilledMidSentence --!]]]]
** Another examples is played straighter:
---> '''Polnareff''': Come on, [[spoiler: Iggy]], wake up! Come on, say it. "[[spoiler:Tonight, you. Tonight, you!]]"\\
[[spoiler:'''Iggy''': Tonight... me.]]

* YouKeepUsingThatWord: As mentioned above, Dio and Johnathan seem to consider violence to be "science".
--> '''Dio''': Better use science to see if he's dead... (''kicks the body'') Yep! He's dead!

* TakeThat: To Gangnam Style's [[DeaderThanDisco Deader Than Disco]] status in Episode 1.

An adaptation of the 1 & 2 part of the series was in production and four episodes were released, but the series was quietly cancelled after this. Antfish also gave his blessing to [[WebVideo/DiamondIsUnabridgable Diamond is Unabridgable]], the spiritual sequel of his original abridged series.

* HoldUpYourScore:

* AnachronismStew: Mentions are made of the Internet, Google, and Youtube are made in "In B.C 12, The stone mask was begining." In ancient Aztec territory. Lampshaded when Chief Steroidicus complains about "how hard it is to get a signal in the the year 12 f**king AD."

* AnachronismStew: Mentions are made of the Internet, Google, and Youtube are made in "In B.C 12, The stone mask was begining." In ancient Aztec territory. Mocked as well when Chief Steroidicus complains about how hard it is to get a signal in their time.

* AnachronismStew: Despite the OVA taking place in 1989 and being released in 1993, D'Arby somehow manages to make 9/11 jokes at Avdol and Dio lampshading the references to Film/TheMatrixRevolutions in his fight with Kakyoin.
--> '''Kakyoin:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Listen. to the words. that are coming out. of my mouth. You. f**ktard!]] [=JoJo's=] Bizarre Adventure was made in the '80s, the anime was made in 1993, the Matrix was made in NINTEEN F**KING (NINETY) NINE! COMPARING ME THAT EMOTIONLESS HACK WOULD BE LIKE COMPARING SCOTT STAMP TO EDDIE VEDDER!

* AnachronismStew: Moreso in the "In 12 BC" video where mentions are made of the Internet, Google, and Youtube. In ancient Aztec territory. Mocked as well when Chief Steroidicus complains about how hard it is to get a signal in their time.

--> '''Polnareff''': I guess I'll just.....Stay here....Getting used to [[spoiler:not moving my legs.....]]

-->''Maybe he ran out of '''steam''' and just '''rolled''' out of there.''

-->'''Bartender:''' [...] Do you know where my foot will be if you don't order a drink?
-->'''Joseph:''' ''(sigh)'' We'll have four iced teas--
-->'''Bartender:''' It will be up your ass. Just saying.

--> '''Jotaro''': So it's emo?
--> '''Kakyoin''': Wha- no, it's not emo!
--> '''Jotaro''': You said it likes to hide in hair bangs. Pretty sure that's an emo thing.
--> '''Kakyoin''': That doesn't mean it's emo!
--> '''Jotaro''': Dude, it is crying from its wrist. That is ''hard'' emo, bro.

----> [[spoiler:'''Kaiba:''' Kick his ass, Jotaro.]]

--> '''Polnareff''': Come on, [[spoiler: Iggy]], wake up! Come on, say it. "[[spoiler:Tonight, you. Tonight, you!]]"
--> [[spoiler:'''Iggy''': Tonight... me.]]

* CheeseEatingSurrenderMonkey: Averted for laughs with Polnareff, who doesn't want to run away from getting revenge on J. Geil and Hol Horse for Abdul's recent death.

* DoubleMeaning: When Polnareff laments about Abdul being dead "Just like WesternAnimation/{{the Iron Giant}}", Kakyoin points out that he survived. "He" could refer to both Abdul '''and''' the Iron Giant, since both seemingly died only to come back.