History WebVideo / AskANinja

29th Nov '15 10:24:08 AM AuraXtreme
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* NoodleIncident[=/=]LogicBomb: "The day after I was born, I had to take a 5000 question pass-or-die test! It took me three times."
26th Nov '15 2:49:48 PM AuraXtreme
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--> '''Ninja:''' That is disrespectful use of glitter!
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--> '''Jeff:''' What do you think of this? --> '''Ninja:''' This is it? That's the whole thing? You just made that last night, didn't you? The glue's not even dry! Is that fish still alive? That is disrespectful use of glitter!
21st Nov '15 4:14:30 PM AuraXtreme
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* FourthWallMailSlot - The premise of the show.
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* FourthWallMailSlot - FourthWallMailSlot: The premise of the show.show. * FullFrontalAssault: mentioned in "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwjWzUBV6dM Buying A Gui]]" -->'''Ninja''': [Dark matter] is the strongest, blackest sewing material I've found, ''but'' it's also 90% theoretical, so you're gonna want to use a lot of it, because, uh, you know, you want the gui to actually exist. Nothing undercuts an assassination like showing up naked! Little [[UnusualEuphemism ninja sword]] hanging out.

-->''Question'': If a ninja kills a man in the forest and there's no one else there, does he make a sound?\\ ''Answer'': If a ninja does anything, ''anywhere'', he doesn't make a sound. And if he ''does'' make a sound, it's probably going to be the last sound you ever hear.
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-->''Question'': -->'''Question''': If a ninja kills a man in the forest and there's no one else there, does he make a sound?\\ ''Answer'': '''Answer''': If a ninja does anything, ''anywhere'', he doesn't make a sound. And if he ''does'' make a sound, it's probably going to be the last sound you ever hear.
8th Nov '15 11:39:31 AM ading
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* AffablyEvil: The Ninja. -->''Thanks for your question! I look forward to killing'' you ''soon!''
13th Mar '15 6:32:13 AM Meneth
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* NoodleImplements: --> '''Ninja:''' That is disrespectful use of glitter!
26th Jan '15 12:21:53 PM Meneth
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* WhoDares: -->'''Jeff:''' WHO DARES LOOK FORWARD TO KILLING ME SOON? -->'''Ninja:''' Uh, that would be me. I thought I was pretty clear about that. I made a t-shirt and everything.
26th Jan '15 12:15:23 PM Meneth
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* MasterOfDisguise: --> '''Ricardo, Portugal:''' Can a ninja be a supermarket cashier? --> '''Ninja:''' Are you kidding? We are masters of disguise! I have hidden behind the ''nametag'' of a supermarket cashier. "Hello, my name is PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!"

---> '''Ninja:''' A ninja is not a one trick pony, we are an infinite trick pony. And it's not regular pony hair, it's like little snakes. And it's not even a real pony, it's a ninja inside a pony. And then we sneak out one of the oversized ears and we punch you while you're feeding the pony bacon. Ponies love bacon, not a lot of people know that
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---> --> '''Ninja:''' A ninja is not a one trick pony, we are an infinite trick pony. And it's not regular pony hair, it's like little snakes. And it's not even a real pony, it's a ninja inside a pony. And then we sneak out one of the oversized ears and we punch you while you're feeding the pony bacon. Ponies love bacon, not a lot of people know that
22nd Jan '14 9:14:18 AM Tuckerscreator
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''Answer'': If a ninja does anything, ''anywhere'', he doesn't make a sound. HE'S A NINJA!
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''Answer'': If a ninja does anything, ''anywhere'', he doesn't make a sound. HE'S A NINJA!And if he ''does'' make a sound, it's probably going to be the last sound you ever hear.
12th Oct '13 5:24:21 PM Tuckerscreator
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* ShroudedInMyth/ MemeticBadass: PlayedForLaughs. Ninja often makes ridiuclously hyperbolic statements about himself and other ninjas. He also claims that ChuckNorris is an ally of them.

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* ShroudedInMyth/ MemeticBadass: PlayedForLaughs. Ninja often makes ridiuclously ridiculously hyperbolic statements about himself and other ninjas. He also claims that ChuckNorris is an ally of them.
12th Oct '13 5:04:46 PM BibsDibs
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* ShoutOut: To the equally funny Dr. McNinja webcomic, when he recieves a letter saying, "I heard that if I light myself on fire, ninjas can't get me." The response was a sarcastic "Yes" and as an aside, the ninja whispered into a voice recorder, "Don't bother killing Dave, he's taking care of that himself."
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* ShoutOut: To the equally funny [[Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja Dr. McNinja webcomic, webcomic]], when he recieves a letter saying, "I heard that if I light myself on fire, ninjas can't get me." The response was a sarcastic "Yes" and as an aside, the ninja whispered into a voice recorder, "Don't bother killing Dave, he's taking care of that himself."
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