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* {{Chess}} : Kings are more important then anybody. Common people are CannonFodder

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* {{Chess}} TabletopGame/{{Chess}} : Kings are more important then anybody. Common people are CannonFodder
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** It's okay to see nonwhite people as abominations, odds are that your right anyways!

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** It's okay to see nonwhite people as abominations, odds are that your you're right anyways!
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**If someone is different than you, you should PURGE THEM WITH THE HOLY PROMETHIUM IN THE NAME OF THE GOD EMPEROR!
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** ''[[MageTheAscension Mage: the Ascension]]'': [[ItsAllAboutMe anyone who disagrees with your personal philosophy, however reasonable they might seem, belongs to the vast herd of sheeple who are pulling the world down into its spiritual death]]. [[HypocriticalHumour This especially applies to other people who are capable of doing the exact same thing you can do]]. [[ScienceIsBad The worst offenders are those who insist reality is orderly and understandable with enough study]].

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** ''[[MageTheAscension ''[[TabletopGame/MageTheAscension Mage: the Ascension]]'': [[ItsAllAboutMe anyone who disagrees with your personal philosophy, however reasonable they might seem, belongs to the vast herd of sheeple who are pulling the world down into its spiritual death]]. [[HypocriticalHumour This especially applies to other people who are capable of doing the exact same thing you can do]]. [[ScienceIsBad The worst offenders are those who insist reality is orderly and understandable with enough study]].
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* ''Monopoly'': Essentially taking over entire cities and driving other people to bankruptcy is OK if you get cash out of it!

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* ''Monopoly'': ''{{Monopoly}}'': Essentially taking over entire cities and driving other people to bankruptcy is OK if you get cash out of it!
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* ''{{Warhammer 40000}}'': If you work hard enough, even f you must make sacrifices, you can prevail

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* ''{{Warhammer 40000}}'': If you work hard enough, even f if you must make sacrifices, you can prevail



* ''7th Sea'': Most pirates were noble, free-thinking heroes, some women need to be locked up for the greater safety, and the Spanish Inquisition was protecting us from evil, extra-dimensional monsters.

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* ''7th Sea'': ''SeventhSea'': Most pirates were noble, free-thinking heroes, some women need to be locked up for the greater safety, and the Spanish Inquisition was protecting us from evil, extra-dimensional monsters.
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** Evolutionists and surgeons are ''EVIL''!
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** ''HunterTheVigil'': taking up arms against evil will lead to two things - your early death and large piles of bullet-filled good supernaturals who were simply too arrogant to tell you about the bad ones.

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** ''HunterTheVigil'': ''TabletopGame/HunterTheVigil'': taking up arms against evil will lead to two things - your early death and large piles of bullet-filled good supernaturals who were simply too arrogant to tell you about the bad ones.
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*{{Battleship}}: The world's navies are essentially flailing around, shooting blind.
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** It's okay to see nonwhite people as abominations, odds are that your right anyways!
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** Your entire life consists of following crazy ideologues long enough to be killed for no apparent reason.


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* {{Stratego}}: You're only allowed to kill people if you outrank them.
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** There's lots you can learn, if you kill, and maim, and burn!

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** There's lots you can learn, if you kill, and maim, and burn!
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*** Looks like the inteded Aesop.
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* ''MagicTheGathering'': Not only ScienceIsBad and rational attitude will turn you into a MadScientist and then into an EldritchAbomination, but also no matter how much you try, [[HardWorkHardlyWorks planeswalkers will always be better than you]].
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** That's ''way'' too good an aesop to come from a world where people regularly blow their own planets up just to be sure.

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** That's ''way'' too good an aesop to come from a world where people regularly blow up their own planets up just to be sure.

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* ''[[SoBadItsHorrible F.A.T.A.L.]]'': women are dumber than men and as such exist solely to provide victims for the nonstop rape (which, incidentally, will have no negative consequences for the perpetrator and only a few minor problems for the victim), and the entire basis of every civilisation ever has been the trade in sex slaves, even in societies where slavery, by and large, didn't actually exist.

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* ''[[SoBadItsHorrible F.A.T.A.L.]]'': ''{{FATAL}}'': women are dumber than men and as such exist solely to provide victims for the nonstop rape (which, incidentally, will have no negative consequences for the perpetrator and only a few minor problems for the victim), and the entire basis of every civilisation ever has been the trade in sex slaves, even in societies where slavery, by and large, didn't actually exist.


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** The best thing that can happen in life is for someone to accidentally kill everyone in the world, including you. This goes double if you're female.
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** Infernals: Making a DealWithTheDevil is perfectly reasonable if you intend to screw over the Devil and become a ''better'' Devil.
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*** And that improvement in social status generally means a sex change.
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** ''[[MageTheAscension Mage: the Ascension]]'': anyone who disagrees with your personal philosophy, however reasonable they might seem, belongs to the vast herd of sheeple who are pulling the world down into its spiritual death. [[HypocritycalHumour This especially applies to other people who are capable of doing the exact same thing you can do]]. [[ScienceIsBad The worst offenders are those who insist reality is orderly and understandable with enough study]].

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** ''[[MageTheAscension Mage: the Ascension]]'': [[ItsAllAboutMe anyone who disagrees with your personal philosophy, however reasonable they might seem, belongs to the vast herd of sheeple who are pulling the world down into its spiritual death. [[HypocritycalHumour death]]. [[HypocriticalHumour This especially applies to other people who are capable of doing the exact same thing you can do]]. [[ScienceIsBad The worst offenders are those who insist reality is orderly and understandable with enough study]].
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** ''Mage: the Ascension:'' anyone who disagrees with your personal philosophy, however reasonable they might seem, belongs to the vast herd of sheeple who are pulling the world down into its spiritual death. This especially applies to other people who are capable of doing the exact same thing you can do. The worst offenders are those who insist reality is orderly and understandable with enough study.

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** ''Mage: ''[[MageTheAscension Mage: the Ascension:'' Ascension]]'': anyone who disagrees with your personal philosophy, however reasonable they might seem, belongs to the vast herd of sheeple who are pulling the world down into its spiritual death. [[HypocritycalHumour This especially applies to other people who are capable of doing the exact same thing you can do. do]]. [[ScienceIsBad The worst offenders are those who insist reality is orderly and understandable with enough study.study]].
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** [[TruthInTelevision The political situation of pre-WW1 Europe was majorly fucked up.]]
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*** The only way to improve your social status is start out at the bottom and make your way to the other side, no matter how many you have to kill.
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** And you can get out of prison, no matter what you've done, if you have the right piece of paper. And if you're running low on money you can sell that piece of paper to somebody else so they'll always be able to get out of prison too.
** Taxes may or may not be imposed on you each year.
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*** Exactly. For W40K, that's a warped Aesop.

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*** Exactly. For W40K, [[{{Warhammer 40000}} W40K]], that's a warped Aesop.

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** That's ''way'' too good an aesop to come from a world where people regularly blow their own planets up just to be sure.

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** That's ''way'' too good an aesop to come from a world where people regularly blow their own planets up just to be sure. sure.
*** Exactly. For W40K, that's a warped Aesop.
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** You will be sent to prison totally at random.
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** That's ''way'' too good an aesop to come from a world where people regularly blow their own planets up just to be sure.
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** White always goes before Black. That's just how it is, don't question it.
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* {{Chess}} : Kings are more important then anybody. Common people are CannonFodder
* {{Diplomacy}}: It is necessary to betray your friends to succeed in life.
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*{{Traveller}} : It is the destiny of the human race to conquer large portions of the galaxy. Three times. In achieving this humanity will gain tremendous wealth, exploit thousands of planets and submit itself to an intersteller oligarchy. Such goals are laudable and enhance the glory of TheEmperor.

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