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2nd May '16 6:25:33 AM DreamerCynist2
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** Learning will only result in death.
21st Apr '16 8:03:44 PM undyingembers
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* ''TabletopGame/Shadowrun'': Criminals are the most moral people in the world and are the only ones who can be counted on to save the world and change history. Everyone else is just a slave to the MegaCorps.

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* ''TabletopGame/Shadowrun'': ''TabletopGame/{{Shadowrun}}'': Criminals are the most moral people in the world and are the only ones who can be counted on to save the world and change history. Everyone else is just a slave to the MegaCorps.
21st Apr '16 8:03:08 PM undyingembers
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* ''TabletopGame/Shadowrun'': Criminals are the most moral people in the world and are the only ones who can be counted on to save the world and change history. Everyone else is just a slave to the MegaCorps.
15th Apr '16 9:01:51 AM MyFinalEdits
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* ''TabletopGame/{{FATAL}}'': women are dumber than men and as such exist solely to provide victims for the nonstop rape (which, incidentally, will have no negative consequences for the perpetrator and only a few minor problems for the victim), and the entire basis of every civilisation ever has been the trade in sex slaves, even in societies where slavery, by and large, didn't actually exist.

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* ''TabletopGame/{{FATAL}}'': women ''TabletopGame/{{FATAL}}'':
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are dumber than men and as such exist solely to provide victims for the nonstop rape (which, incidentally, will have no negative consequences for the perpetrator and only a few minor problems for the victim), and the entire basis of every civilisation ever has been the trade in sex slaves, even in societies where slavery, by and large, didn't actually exist.



* ''TabletopGame/{{Paranoia}}'': [[strike: He who shafts first, shafts best]] You have not been cleared for this information, citizen. Please report for termination. [[DissonantSerenity Have a pleasant daycycle. The Computer is your friend.]]

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* ''TabletopGame/{{Paranoia}}'': [[strike: He who shafts first, shafts best]] ''TabletopGame/{{Paranoia}}'':
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You have not been cleared for this information, citizen. Please report for termination. [[DissonantSerenity Have a pleasant daycycle. The Computer is your friend.]]



* ''Sorry'': It's okay to be a total bastard if the rules make you do it.
** And when you're being a total bastard, [[EasilyForgiven you're guaranteed to be forgiven if you apologize]], [[BlatantLies no matter how utterly insincere that apology is]]

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* ''Sorry'': It's okay to be a total bastard if the rules make you do it.
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it. And when you're being a total bastard, [[EasilyForgiven you're guaranteed to be forgiven if you apologize]], [[BlatantLies no matter how utterly insincere that apology is]]
13th Apr '16 1:33:03 PM phantomreader42
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** And when you're being a total bastard, [[EasilyForgiven you're guaranteed to be forgiven if you apologize]], [[BlatantLies no matter how utterly insincere that apology is]]



* TabletopGame/{{Battleship}}: The world's navies are essentially flailing around, shooting blind.

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* TabletopGame/{{Battleship}}: The world's navies are essentially flailing around, shooting blind.blind, and too dumb to get out of the way.
16th Jan '16 7:38:43 AM Morgenthaler
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* ''{{Exalted}}'': anything you want to do is entirely justified by the fact that it's you who wants to do it.

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* ''{{Exalted}}'': ''TabletopGame/{{Exalted}}'': anything you want to do is entirely justified by the fact that it's you who wants to do it.



* ''MagicTheGathering'': Not only ScienceIsBad and rational attitude will turn you into a MadScientist and then into an EldritchAbomination, but also no matter how much you try, [[HardWorkHardlyWorks planeswalkers will always be better than you]].

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* ''MagicTheGathering'': ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering'': Not only ScienceIsBad and rational attitude will turn you into a MadScientist and then into an EldritchAbomination, but also no matter how much you try, [[HardWorkHardlyWorks planeswalkers will always be better than you]].



* ''SeventhSea'': Most pirates were noble, free-thinking heroes, some women need to be locked up for the greater safety, and the Spanish Inquisition was protecting us from evil, extra-dimensional monsters.

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* ''SeventhSea'': ''TabletopGame/SeventhSea'': Most pirates were noble, free-thinking heroes, some women need to be locked up for the greater safety, and the Spanish Inquisition was protecting us from evil, extra-dimensional monsters.



* {{Traveller}} : It is the destiny of the human race to conquer large portions of the galaxy. Three times. In achieving this humanity will gain tremendous wealth, exploit thousands of planets and submit itself to an intersteller oligarchy. Such goals are laudable and enhance the glory of TheEmperor.
* {{Stratego}}: You're only allowed to kill people if you outrank them.

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* {{Traveller}} TabletopGame/{{Traveller}} : It is the destiny of the human race to conquer large portions of the galaxy. Three times. In achieving this humanity will gain tremendous wealth, exploit thousands of planets and submit itself to an intersteller oligarchy. Such goals are laudable and enhance the glory of TheEmperor.
* {{Stratego}}: TabletopGame/{{Stratego}}: You're only allowed to kill people if you outrank them.
12th Oct '15 1:16:49 PM Underachiever
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* ''TabletopGame/{{BattleTech}}'': You remember that old saying about how those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it? Well, good news -- turns out that people ''never'' learn from history and we won't ever have to face the embarrassment of widespread peace!
21st Jun '15 2:44:00 AM Morgenthaler
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* ''{{Diplomacy}}'': It is necessary to betray your friends to succeed in life.

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* ''{{Diplomacy}}'': ''TabletopGame/{{Diplomacy}}'': It is necessary to betray your friends to succeed in life.
8th May '15 3:05:38 PM MelancholyUtopia
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* ''{{Exalted}}: anything you want to do is entirely justified by the fact that it's you who wants to do it.

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* ''{{Exalted}}: ''{{Exalted}}'': anything you want to do is entirely justified by the fact that it's you who wants to do it.
8th May '15 3:05:08 PM MelancholyUtopia
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* TabletopGame/{{Chess}} : Kings are more important then anybody, despite being to all extents and purposes a rubbish piece. Queens can pretty much do whatever they like move-wise. But being female, the game can't possibly revolve around them. And as for common people, they are CannonFodder.

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* TabletopGame/{{Chess}} : ''TabletopGame/{{Chess}}'': Kings are more important then anybody, despite being to all extents and purposes a rubbish piece. Queens can pretty much do whatever they like move-wise. But being female, the game can't possibly revolve around them. And as for common people, they are CannonFodder.



* {{Diplomacy}}: It is necessary to betray your friends to succeed in life.

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* {{Diplomacy}}: ''{{Diplomacy}}'': It is necessary to betray your friends to succeed in life.



* TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons: genocide is the easiest path to personal enlightenment, but it's OK because most of those you're killing are born evil and as such you're entirely justified in slaughtering them.
** The Drow: [[UnfortunateImplications Black people are evil. Black skin is a curse]].

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* TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons: ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'': genocide is the easiest path to personal enlightenment, but it's OK because most of those you're killing are born evil and as such you're entirely justified in slaughtering them.
** The Drow: ''The Drow'': [[UnfortunateImplications Black people are evil. Black skin is a curse]].
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