History WarpThatAesop / MyLittlePonyFriendshipisMagic

** You're not a massive {{Hypocrite}} for calling someone else for endangering the well-being of others, when you literally do this, like all the time, and [[KarmaHoudini never get called out on it or even care]] as long as [[ItsAllAboutMe you get your way in the end]].

* All it takes to be, and be seen as, a good person is to befriend someone influental and popular like Twilight Sparkle. You could be an [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS5E5TanksForTheMemories eco-terrorist]], an [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS3E11KeepCalmAndFlutterOn uncaring world destroying monster]], a [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS5E25TheCutieRemarkPart1 town-wide Joseph Stalin]], or an [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyEquestriaGirls otherworldly invader who planned to brainwash teens into child soldiers to attack her homeworld]]. It doesn't matter. Just make that one friend and you're good to go (an apology is nice, but not necessary). You'll be treated ''much'' better than the [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E5GriffonTheBrushOff childhood friend who yelled at the cute one and lost her temper]]or the [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E6BoastBusters loudmouth stage magician who told a lie]]. Well, until [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS5E8TheLostTreasureOfGriffonstone their]] [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS6E6NoSecondPrances turns]] to make friends, anyway, but they'll have to prove themselves by saving a life or enduring scorn to the point of attempting suicide first and won't be given a second chance until [[ChurchOfHappyology show an interest in your religious-like beliefs of friendship]].

** Consider the [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E6BoastBusters arrogant and somewhat-of-a-liar performer]], whose only acts of evil were when [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS3E5MagicDuel she was unknowingly corrupted by an amulet she bought because she was merely jealous of your skills]], to be a toxic influence over [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS5E1TheCutieMapPart1 the dictator that created a cult she actually had no intention of following]] and eventually [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS5E25TheCutieRemarkPart1 tried to change history for her own ends out of revenge over you]], and not the other way around.

** Adding to the above, that your school demands other races accept and embrace the beliefs of the pony chosen MasterRace ''on threat of imprisonment'' totally isn't savage racism worthy of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwwWFaSJ--s this leitmotif]].

** Your friends are totally right when they roll their eyes at your panicking and act like that you're completely overreacting when your mentor thrusts the ruling of an entire kingdom onto you and your friends out of the blue and expects you to take over in only a few days without giving you time to properly prepare.

** "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS6E17TheTimesTheyAreAChangeling A changeling can change]]" was meant ''literally''. A different race can only be perceived as "good" if they change to look more aesthetically pleasing to ''you''. [[WebOriginal/JonTron Ugly people never win!]] [[WesternAnimation/FoodFight That's the moral of the story!]]

** [[SlaveRace Ethnic slavery]] is a-okay and fun for the whole family, and a [[Film/TheMaskOfZorro and a true nobleman would never look a servant in the eye]]. See also: Spike.

** You and your band of villainous companions should ''totally'' betray your boss who's clearly demonstrated he's more powerful than all of you combined, even with only a fraction of his power, by hiding his ancient relic needed he needs to reach his full might and plotting to use it against him without considering [[OnlyICanMakeItGo if it'll work in anyone else's hands]]. [[SarcasmMode What are the chances of him discovering your betrayal, possibly through his crystal ball that allows him to see literally everything, and making you suffer for it?]]

** You and your band of villainous companions should ''totally'' betray your boss who's clearly demonstrated he's more powerful than all of you combined even with only a fraction of his power by hiding the item needed for him to reach his full might and plotting to use it against him. [[SarcasmMode What are the chances of him discovering your betrayal, possibly through his crystal ball that allows him to see literally everything, and making you suffer for it?]]

** "Starlight The Hypnotist"
* Developing a sudden phobia [[SeriesContinuityError you've never had before]] means it's just time to go to the local crackpot for help. It's definitely not a sign of deteriorating mental health that might require professional help before it worsens, or anything like that.
* The best person to go to for psychiatric help is the local sociopath who, even after several years of [[KarmaHoudini freebies]] and [[EasilyForgiven zero consequences]] for repeated negative behavior, still struggles with the most basic concepts of right and wrong and ''still'' thinks using MindRape is the best way to deal with problems even though [[AesopAmnesia literally every terrible thing she's ever done and all the pain she's inflicted on others was the result of this mentality]]. You certainly shouldn't get help from a professional, or your friends, or your mentor, or your parents...
* Someone so mentally broken they are [[AbsurdPhobia afraid of ladybugs]] is absolutely the kind of person you want to see running a school full of children!
* When someone's new hobby is a clear lapse into the bad destructive behavior that used to define their existence, not only should you not be the slightest bit alarmed but you should actually encourage this new hobby. Especially if it is your self-appointed duty to mentor this person and keep them from returning to the terrible behavior they used to do.

** Someone with a (lets be honest here) ''crippling'' learning disability who cannot memorize even simple facts unless they are presented in a heavily specialized way is a perfect candidate for what essentially amounts to ''Air Force Fighter Pilot''. Since when do such people need to memorize things like flight patterns, orders, or safety regulations anyways, and it's not like they're doing a job where said things are integral necessities to completing the mission where lives could be at risk, right?

** That said, when the first (and only time) you were ''[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS4E1PrincessTwilightSparklePart1 actually placed in a position of authority]]'' and chose to shirk said duty so you could instead go on an adventure with your friends effectively leaving all of Equestria and it's citizens in an undefended leaderless panic, you are fully justified in being upset that you no longer have any administrative responsibilities beyond waving to crowds.