History WarpThatAesop / MarvelFilms

* ''Film/XMenFirstClass'': TheBlackDudeDiesFirst, because the deaths of Nazis and traitors don't count.

* ''WarpThatAesop/DoctorStrange2016''

* ''WarpThatAesop/DoctorStrange''

** Wasn't that half of the plot of ''ComicBook/CivilWar''?

** A master sorcerer's life may not have the greatest amount of amenities, but you do get a sweet palace bed.

* it's okay to steal the intellectual property from a major corporation-[[PayEvilUntoEvil hey, they're probably evil anyway.]]
** If you try to save some poor uninformed veterans from being the victims of irresponsible experimentation you will be transformed into a giant mutant lizard.
** [[JustForFun/TelevisionIsTryingToKillUs Resisting arrest is okay if you're in a hurry. Don't worry, the police will let you go.]]
** It's okay to break a promise you made to your girlfriend's father on his deathbed to protect his daughter [[ILetGwenStacyDie That one is guaranteed to backfire soon]].
** Or, looking at it from another angle: it's okay to use a deathbed promise to guilt-trip a boy into promising he'll stay away from the girlfriend he genuinely loves. Doubly so if that girlfriend, whose happiness you are destroying, is your own daughter. I mean, since when has your daughter's a) heart and b) ability to control her own life ever mattered?

** Anyone who prioritises the safety of the multiverse over the lives of five people whose potential deaths are entirely due to their own actions is a heartless bastard and should be ignored.

** Rather than giving the fatally-injured BigBad a MercyKill, just leave him lying there in his own ship's fire so he can die in complete agony. Because that's what heroes do.

** A Sorcerer's life may not have the greatest amount of amenities, but you do get a sweet palace bed if you have high rank.

** If an alternate version of yourself hijacks your body to go serial killing, have a heart and absolve them of responsibility.

** If an alternate version of yourself hijacks your body to go serial killing, have a heart and let them off the hook.

! ''Film/TheAmazingSpiderMan'':

! Spider-Man
* ''Film/SpiderMan1'': Just wait. Eventually, she'll get to falling for you.
* ''Film/SpiderMan2'': Missed your chance the first time? Just wait, these things go in cycles.
** Alternately: [[ScienceIsBad technology wired]] [[CyberneticsEatYourSoul into your brain]] will not ''only'' lead to complete insanity, but also being powerful enough to beat the hero into a pulp.
** A ''real'' superhero must be on call 24/7 non stop and not even take a short break to eat a hot dog and let the ''actual'' police catch simpler criminals like purse snatchers and muggers (because the NY police can't catch a cold or....something??) and if they do they're [[SuperDickery dicks]] who don't care enough for the public.
** The actual police are hilariously incompetent. This isn't even the CompetenceZone principle, because that's age: this is that when the main vigilante superhero (i.e. protagonist) decides he needs time away, the actual police will seemingly fail simple arrests and crime will increase by ''75%''.
** If your experiment fails with horrific consequences, the best thing to do is to repeat it on a larger scale.
* ''Film/SpiderMan3'': With great power, you may shove people's faces into trains and dance at a professional level to annoy your ex.
** Relationship problems are caused by parasitic aliens. Furthermore, if someone offers you baked goods, accepting them makes you evil.
** Killing an EldritchAbomination, yelling at the landlord, dressing in black clothes and getting emo hair, and wanting to show off to your ex makes you a bad person. Good people are good all the time!
** Never be even mildly upset with the state of the people and things around you no matter how bad it is, it may turn you into a Mass Murdering (albeit alien symbiote controlled) madman.
** No matter how many times you save an ''entire city'' or rescue countless numbers of people there, don't do anything bad in public--''not....even....ONCE''--because if you do the city will form a AngryMob and instantly demand that you be automatically arrested for your indiscretion or mistake, or even ''killed''
** Having a sick child makes it okay for someone to break the law, and you should totally forgive them even if they (supposedly) killed your uncle by accident and continue to unnecessarily terrorize innocent citizens.
** Technically, the film ''did'' show other examples, unrelated to Sandman, of why Peter's angry behavior was a problem. '''UNFORTUNATELY''' it backfired, since [[spoiler: they mostly involved him out of costume, doing all sorts of embarrassing things that seem completely alien to Spider-Man films]]; the result being that the audience hated it just as much as the characters!
* ''Film/TheAmazingSpiderMan'': it's okay to steal the intellectual property from a major corporation-[[PayEvilUntoEvil hey, they're probably evil anyway.]]

* ''Film/{{Doctor Strange|2016}}'':
** Road safety is for muggles who can't transcend the physical realm.
** If you try to negotiate with your enemy, they will kill you. There's a reason every hero before you prefers to fight (or dance like a dork).
** Possession of an artifact that can solve world hunger, reverse property damage and save lives is forbidden, even during a period when alien invasions and terrorist attacks are happening faster than a team of superheroes can anticipate.
** Using an artifact beyond its intended use (or for mundane tasks generally) is contemptible and you absolutely deserve sorcerers coming after you.

** [[EvilutionaryBiologist Evolutionary biologists]] are '''evil!'''...actually, [[BadPeopleAbuseAnimals that one kind of tracks]].

** So, you spent ''decades'' creating the perfect alien society? [[spoiler: Doesn't matter; you just learned that [[DisproportionateRetribution a few of its' civilians beat people up and sell dope]]. ''[[EarthShatteringKaboom They ALL must die]]''.]]

** So, you spent ''decades'' creating the perfect alien society? [[spoiler: Doesn't matter; you just learned that [[DisproportionateRetribution a few of its' civilians beat people up and sold dope]]. ''[[EarthShatteringKaboom They must die]]''.]]