History WarpThatAesop / FairyTalesAndNurseryRhymes

29th Aug '15 5:08:24 AM MelancholyUtopia
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** The grass ''is'' greener on the other side. If somebody is theatening your life when you try to get to the greener grass, you should sacrifice your siblings in order to satisfy your selfish greed.
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** The grass ''is'' greener on the other side. If somebody is theatening threatening your life when you try to get to the greener grass, you should sacrifice your siblings in order to satisfy your selfish greed.

* ''Literature/{{Pinocchio}}'': Being a bad boy will turn you into a donkey to serve your leaders for the rest of your life.
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* ''Literature/{{Pinocchio}}'': ''Literature/{{Pinocchio}}'': ** Being a bad boy will turn you into a donkey to serve your leaders for the rest of your life.
25th Jul '15 4:04:09 AM direguy
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* ''Aphrodite and the Ugly Slave Girl'', you don't deserve happiness, or beauty, because your an ugly, jerkass, and a slave that should know her place in Greek soceity.
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* ''Aphrodite and the Ugly Slave Girl'', you don't deserve happiness, or beauty, because your an ugly, ugly jerkass, and a slave that should know her place in Greek soceity.
25th Jul '15 3:36:12 AM direguy
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* ''Aphrodite and the Ugly Slave Girl'', you don't deserve happiness, or beauty, because your an ugly, jerkass, and a slave that should know her place in Greek soceity.
12th Jun '15 2:35:28 PM Silverblade2
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* ''Literature/Bluebeard'': Curiosity is bad and being married to a serial killer isn't bad as long as you don't find out.
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* ''Literature/Bluebeard'': ''Literature/{{Bluebeard}}'': Curiosity is bad and being married to a serial killer isn't bad as long as you don't find out. * ''Toads and Diamonds'', who care if you're gonna spend the rest of your days spitting diamonds as long you're married to a prince who loves you because of this curse?
12th Jun '15 3:02:16 AM Silverblade2
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* ''Literature/Bluebeard'': Curiosity is bad and being married to a serial killer isn't bad as long as you don't find out.
28th Apr '15 7:34:45 AM lalaTKG
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* ''Literature/TheFrogPrince'': In the original Brothers Grimm version of the story, the Princess was horribal to the poor frog for the entire story and the spell only broke when she threw him against a wall. However, the Prince still loved her and she got her ‘happily ever after’ because she was beautiful. Clearly the moral of the story is if you’re a Princess and pretty it doesn’t matter how much of a JerkAss you are beacause everyone will still love you.
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* ''Literature/TheFrogPrince'': In the original Brothers Grimm version of the story, the Princess was horribal horrible to the poor frog for the entire story and the spell only broke when she threw him against a wall. However, the Prince still loved her and she got her ‘happily ever after’ because she was beautiful. Clearly the moral of the story is if you’re a Princess and pretty it doesn’t matter how much of a JerkAss you are beacause everyone will still love you.
5th Apr '15 8:51:58 PM kenceo
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** TruthInTelevision, [[SlidingScaleOfIdealismVersusCynicism too]]!

** [[CassandraTruth Also]] TruthInTelevision!
1st Feb '15 3:12:19 AM MelancholyUtopia
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* ''Literature/Pinocchio'': Being a bad boy will turn you into a donkey to serve your leaders for the rest of your life.
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* ''Literature/Pinocchio'': ''Literature/{{Pinocchio}}'': Being a bad boy will turn you into a donkey to serve your leaders for the rest of your life.
1st Feb '15 3:11:46 AM MelancholyUtopia
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** The grass ''is'' greener on the other side. If somebody is theatening your life when you try to get to the greener grass, you should sacrifice your siblings in order to satisfy your selfish greed.

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* ''Literature/Pinocchio'': Being a bad boy will turn you into a donkey to serve your leaders for the rest of your life. ** Being someone's conscience sucks and will drag you into problems you put yourself into.
1st Feb '15 2:45:47 AM MelancholyUtopia
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* "Literature/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs": If you are the ‘fairest of them all’ everything will turn out alright in the end with no work on your part. That woodcutter who was ordered to kill you? Don’t worry, you’re pretty so he’ll let you go (this will probably lead to his death but who cares about him?). Break into the house belonging to seven total strangers? Don’t worry; they think you’re beautiful so you can live with them. Refuse to learn from you’re mistakes by letting the evil Queen trick you three times? Don’t worry, the first two times the Dwarfs will save you and the third time a rich, handsome prince you’ve never met will save you because him fell instantly in love with you (despite the fact he thought you’re dead when he first meets you).
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* "Literature/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs": ''Literature/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs'': If you are the ‘fairest of them all’ everything will turn out alright in the end with no work on your part. That woodcutter who was ordered to kill you? Don’t worry, you’re pretty so he’ll let you go (this will probably lead to his death but who cares about him?). Break into the house belonging to seven total strangers? Don’t worry; they think you’re beautiful so you can live with them. Refuse to learn from you’re mistakes by letting the evil Queen trick you three times? Don’t worry, the first two times the Dwarfs will save you and the third time a rich, handsome prince you’ve never met will save you because him fell instantly in love with you (despite the fact he thought you’re dead when he first meets you).

* "Literature/JackAndTheBeanstalk": In the Hogfather Susan tells the children this ‘And then Jack chopped down what was the world's last beanstalk, adding murder and ecological terrorism to the theft, enticement, and trespass charges already mentioned, and all the giant's children didn't have a daddy anymore. But he got away with it and lived happily ever after, without so much as a guilty twinge about what he had done...which proves that you can be excused for just about anything if you are a hero, because no one asks inconvenient questions.’
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* "Literature/JackAndTheBeanstalk": ''Literature/JackAndTheBeanstalk'': In the Hogfather Susan tells the children this ‘And then Jack chopped down what was the world's last beanstalk, adding murder and ecological terrorism to the theft, enticement, and trespass charges already mentioned, and all the giant's children didn't have a daddy anymore. But he got away with it and lived happily ever after, without so much as a guilty twinge about what he had done...which proves that you can be excused for just about anything if you are a hero, because no one asks inconvenient questions.’

* "Literature/TheFrogPrince": In the original Brothers Grimm version of the story, the Princess was horribal to the poor frog for the entire story and the spell only broke when she threw him against a wall. However, the Prince still loved her and she got her ‘happily ever after’ because she was beautiful. Clearly the moral of the story is if you’re a Princess and pretty it doesn’t matter how much of a JerkAss you are beacause everyone will still love you.
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* "Literature/TheFrogPrince": ''Literature/TheFrogPrince'': In the original Brothers Grimm version of the story, the Princess was horribal to the poor frog for the entire story and the spell only broke when she threw him against a wall. However, the Prince still loved her and she got her ‘happily ever after’ because she was beautiful. Clearly the moral of the story is if you’re a Princess and pretty it doesn’t matter how much of a JerkAss you are beacause everyone will still love you.

* "Literature/TheEmperorsNewClothes": [[HumansAreMorons Everyone is stupid]]. If you are clever enough to see what’s really going on then all you’ll get is DopeSlap. [[{{Hypocrisy}} When they're the real dopes]].
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* "Literature/TheEmperorsNewClothes": ''Literature/TheEmperorsNewClothes'': [[HumansAreMorons Everyone is stupid]]. If you are clever enough to see what’s really going on then all you’ll get is DopeSlap. [[{{Hypocrisy}} When they're the real dopes]].

* "Literature/{{Cinderella}}": Put up with all the abuse your family can heap on you. They only hate you because you're beautiful, but that's all right, that same beauty that earned you the enmity of your relations is sure to catch you a rich guy in the end! [[StayInTheKitchen Being a doormat and a pushover will only make you more attractive]], [[DoubleStandard and honey, you need it because God knows your looks are your only way out]].
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* "Literature/{{Cinderella}}": ''Literature/{{Cinderella}}'': Put up with all the abuse your family can heap on you. They only hate you because you're beautiful, but that's all right, that same beauty that earned you the enmity of your relations is sure to catch you a rich guy in the end! [[StayInTheKitchen Being a doormat and a pushover will only make you more attractive]], [[DoubleStandard and honey, you need it because God knows your looks are your only way out]].

* "Literature/TheThreeBillyGoatsGruff ": Give your friends[=/=]family to the monster. It will probably work out for the best. If it doesn’t, who cares? You got away and that’s all that matters.
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* "Literature/TheThreeBillyGoatsGruff ": ''Literature/TheThreeBillyGoatsGruff'': Give your friends[=/=]family to the monster. It will probably work out for the best. If it doesn’t, who cares? You got away and that’s all that matters.

* "Literature/{{Thumbelina}}": Forget about the kind old woman, who raised you as their own child, after wanting children all her life. Once people start realising how beautiful you are you don’t need family. You’ll end up getting a ‘happily ever after ending’ and the old women? Never mentioned again! It’s not like she was important or anything is it? Besides, I’m sure she’s just fine losing her only family.
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* "Literature/{{Thumbelina}}": ''Literature/{{Thumbelina}}'': Forget about the kind old woman, who raised you as their own child, after wanting children all her life. Once people start realising how beautiful you are you don’t need family. You’ll end up getting a ‘happily ever after ending’ and the old women? Never mentioned again! It’s not like she was important or anything is it? Besides, I’m sure she’s just fine losing her only family.

* "Literature/TheGingerbreadMan": If you're sentient and edible, you shouldn't try to avoid being eaten, because it's going to happen anyways. * "Literature/BeautyAndTheBeast": If your husband is abusive, stay with him! [[StockholmSyndrome You'll see him as a beautiful love of your life in no time!]] * "Literature/ThePiedPiperOfHamelin": Mass child abduction is a valid response to nonpayment of a debt.
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* "Literature/TheGingerbreadMan": ''Literature/TheGingerbreadMan'': If you're sentient and edible, you shouldn't try to avoid being eaten, because it's going to happen anyways. * "Literature/BeautyAndTheBeast": ''Literature/BeautyAndTheBeast'': If your husband is abusive, stay with him! [[StockholmSyndrome You'll see him as a beautiful love of your life in no time!]] * "Literature/ThePiedPiperOfHamelin": ''Literature/ThePiedPiperOfHamelin'': Mass child abduction is a valid response to nonpayment of a debt.

* "Literature/TheGingerbreadMan": If you're sentient and edible, you shouldn't try ''Literature/LittleRedRidingHood'': Don't talk to avoid being eaten, because it's going strangers. Otherwise a stranger will skip ahead to happen anyways. * "Literature/BeautyAndTheBeast": If your husband is abusive, stay with him! [[StockholmSyndrome You'll see him grandmother's house, eat her up, and impersonate her in hopes of eating you up as a beautiful love of your life in no time!]] * "Literature/ThePiedPiperOfHamelin": Mass child abduction is a valid response to nonpayment of a debt.well.

* ''Literature/LittleRedRidingHood'': Don't talk to strangers. Otherwise a stranger will skip ahead to your grandmother's house, eat her up, and impersonate her in hopes of eating you up as well.
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