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8th Mar '15 4:46:41 PM nombretomado
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[[WMG: This film takes place in the {{Stargate}} universe.]]
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[[WMG: This film takes place in the {{Stargate}} universe.Franchise/StargateVerse.]]
25th Oct '14 8:52:28 PM ChutneyProphet
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[[WMG: The reason Corben is so lonely is that in the future, all women go for extremely feminine/metrosexual guys like Ruby Rhod and Baby Ray, while manly men like Bruce Willis are seen as unattractive.]]
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[[WMG: The reason Corben Korben is so lonely is that in the future, all women go for extremely feminine/metrosexual guys like Ruby Rhod and Baby Ray, while manly men like Bruce Willis are seen as unattractive.]]
25th Oct '14 8:49:52 PM ChutneyProphet
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[[WMG: The reason Corben is so lonely is that in the future, all women go for extremely feminine/metrosexual guys like Ruby Rhod and Baby Ray, while manly men like Bruce Willis are seen as unattractive. Leeloo, being from the past, is immune to this and thus is (eventually) into him.]]
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[[WMG: The reason Corben is so lonely is that in the future, all women go for extremely feminine/metrosexual guys like Ruby Rhod and Baby Ray, while manly men like Bruce Willis are seen as unattractive. ]] Leeloo, being from thousands of years in the past, is immune to this and thus is (eventually) into falls for him.]]
25th Oct '14 8:49:09 PM ChutneyProphet
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[[WMG: The reason Corben is so lonely is that in the future, all women go for extremely feminine/metrosexual guys like Ruby Rhod and Baby Ray, while manly men like Bruce Willis are seen as unattractive. Leeloo, being from the past, is immune to this and thus is (eventually) into him.]]
4th Feb '14 1:32:34 PM AFP
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* Alternately, General Staedert may have been under the Dark Planet's employ, similar to Zorg, and the black slime was indicative of the Dark Planet working his direct mojo on them. Hence the General's TooDumbToLive moment. He literally didn't have a choice in the matter.

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[[WMG: Dallas has not had to deal with a long line of would-be armed robbers at his door]] The huge pile of guns are all from the same guy, who tries (and fails) to rob Dallas on a daily basis. He's just too strung out and stupid, and Dallas is too awesome and badass, for it to ever work.
15th Dec '13 8:00:10 PM pittsburghmuggle
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[[WMG: This film takes place in the WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} universe.]] Wacky aliens? Check. Casual Interstellar Travel? Check. New York being built over Old New York? In-process check.
15th Dec '13 12:57:11 AM pittsburghmuggle
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[[WMG:Father Cornelius was asleep at the switch.]] He either had been ignoring the signs of the evil arising again or simply didn't believe it. That's why the government is informed when it's almost too late.
9th Mar '13 9:29:16 PM TitoMosquito
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[[WMG: This film takes place in the stargate universe.]]
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* And Ruby is one of them! Remember when he's making out with the stewardess, he says he's never "felt this way" about a human before. He's a Mangalore in disguise who turned out to be a MinioNWithAnFInEvil, after being ostracized for his high-pitched voice, because the Mangalores believe EvilSoundsDeep. So he used his high voice to start a successful singing and DJ career.
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* And Ruby is one of them! Remember when he's making out with the stewardess, he says he's never "felt this way" about a human before. He's a Mangalore in disguise who turned out to be a MinioNWithAnFInEvil, MinionWithAnFInEvil, after being ostracized for his high-pitched voice, because the Mangalores believe EvilSoundsDeep. So he used his high voice to start a successful singing and DJ career.
10th Jan '13 9:11:00 AM washington214
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** Explains why he's so much more terrified of them than anybody else. As a traitor to his race, they'd do a lot worse to him than the other civillians.
21st Jun '12 7:09:21 AM Kooshmeister
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[[WMG: The black slime that comes out of people is their inner evil liquefied.]] Okay so General Staedert, when killed by the evil planet, has this black goop that trickles down his forehead. Later, Zorg, while on the phone with the thing, has the same thing happen to him (but survives). My theory is that it is the "badness" in them being made physical and drawn forth from their bodies towards the source of all the universe's evil - the Dark Planet. That this can apparently happen just by being on the phone with the thing is pretty terrifying. Both Zorg and Staedert seem in a weird kind of pained trance when it is happening, too, and Zorg seems very emotionally and physically drained after the phone call, so even if you survive it, the experience seems none too pleasant. If this theory is correct, it explains why Zorg had more of it than Staedert; we've all done something bad in our lives, and Staedert, a career military general of high rank, likely did some morally questionable things in his time (an idea supported by how readily he seemed to want to "shoot first" when the Dark Planet manifests - evil begets evil, as Cornelius says), but still doesn't leak as much "evil" as Zorg does despite being right in the Dark Planet's presence. Imagine how much Zorg would've oozed forth if he'd swapped places with Staedert!
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\n* And Ruby is one of them! Remember when he's making out with the stewardess, he says he's never "felt this way" about a human before. He's a Mangalore in disguise who turned out to be a MinioNWithAnFInEvil, after being ostracized for his high-pitched voice, because the Mangalores believe EvilSoundsDeep. So he used his high voice to start a successful singing and DJ career. [[WMG: The black slime that comes out of people General Staedert and Zorg is their inner evil liquefied.]] Okay so General Staedert, when killed by the evil planet, has this black goop that trickles down his forehead. Later, Zorg, while on the phone with the thing, has the same thing happen to him (but survives). My theory is that it It is the "badness" in them being made physical and drawn forth from their bodies towards the source of all the universe's evil - the Dark Planet. That this can apparently happen just by being on the phone with the thing is pretty terrifying. Both Zorg and Staedert seem in a weird kind of pained trance when it is happening, too, and Zorg seems very emotionally and physically drained after the phone call, so even if you survive it, the experience seems none too pleasant. If this theory is correct, it This also explains why Zorg had more of it than Staedert; Staedert: we've all done something bad in our lives, and Staedert, a career military general of high rank, likely did some morally questionable things in his time (an idea supported by how readily he seemed to want to "shoot first" when the Dark Planet manifests - evil begets evil, as Cornelius says), but still doesn't leak as much "evil" as Zorg does despite being right in the Dark Planet's presence. Imagine how much Zorg would've oozed forth if he'd swapped places with Staedert! presence.
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