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4th May '16 9:49:08 AM TheOneWhoTropes
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* God and Satan are [[VisualNovel/UminekoNoNakuKoroNi Bernkastel and Lambdadelta]].

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* God and Satan are [[VisualNovel/UminekoNoNakuKoroNi [[VisualNovel/UminekoWhenTheyCry Bernkastel and Lambdadelta]].
11th Apr '16 10:11:31 AM erforce
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* If God is all-knowing and all-powerful, it shouldn't be a problem. Maybe its something like BruceAlmighty-if you end up answering all the prayers, they'll screw each other over.

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* If God is all-knowing and all-powerful, it shouldn't be a problem. Maybe its something like BruceAlmighty-if ''Film/BruceAlmighty''--if you end up answering all the prayers, they'll screw each other over.
21st Mar '16 12:36:58 PM abkpark
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* Except, it's called Lorentz ''contraction'', not lengthening. Fast things look elongated only in Star Trek. Following this, Good wouldn't exist everywhere, he would be in a tiny dot.
19th Mar '16 7:02:04 AM bookworm6390
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[[WMG: The Angel of the LORD in the Old Testament is Jesus!]]
Both accept worship, both are recognized as God by the people they show up to, and the Angel of the LORD is never around when Jesus is around. Since neither wears corrective lenses, we don't have to account for that! Seriously, as a Christian, I'd like better WMG's on this page. Anyone want to discuss why the demons reacted to Jesus the way they did? To make this really WMG, I'll posit that Jesus actually went back in time after His Ascension to do all the stuff that would require a physical body. This would explain why Jacob successfully wrestled with God. He was only using human level strentgh and not using any supernatural abilities. Other than when He gave Jacob a limp.
16th Feb '16 12:21:53 PM erforce
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*** I find that really hard to believe, if the alternative is an eternity of being tormented by demons and fire, I'll take non-existence any day. Think of it as an ultimate coup de grace. Ask [[{{Dogma}} Azrael]] for example.

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*** I find that really hard to believe, if the alternative is an eternity of being tormented by demons and fire, I'll take non-existence any day. Think of it as an ultimate coup de grace. Ask [[{{Dogma}} [[Film/{{Dogma}} Azrael]] for example.



[[WMG: {{Dogma}} is the real interpretation of the Bible.]]

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[[WMG: {{Dogma}} ''Film/{{Dogma}}'' is the real interpretation of the Bible.]]
21st Jan '16 7:14:37 PM nombretomado
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Expanding on this, it is possible to determine that the Antichrist is some sort of fear-monger with a lot of weight behind his or her words. Therefore, I have narrowed down the identity of the Antichrist to either GlennBeck, Creator/{{Fox News|Channel}} as a whole, or his personal favorite, StephenColbert after BecomingTheMask at his March to Keep Fear Alive.

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Expanding on this, it is possible to determine that the Antichrist is some sort of fear-monger with a lot of weight behind his or her words. Therefore, I have narrowed down the identity of the Antichrist to either GlennBeck, Creator/{{Fox News|Channel}} as a whole, or his personal favorite, StephenColbert Creator/StephenColbert after BecomingTheMask at his March to Keep Fear Alive.
8th Jan '16 7:05:27 PM Discar
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The Bible says yahweh did them, but yahweh likes to take credit for things he didn't do. We know that each of the plagues reresent one of the Egyptian Gods, which has mistakenly been taken as a TakeThat or OurGodsAreGreater when actually the Egyptian God were pissed at Pharoh and the other Egyptians that were abusing the Hebrews. Yahweh struck a deal with them to let his people go, and you know the rest of the story.

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The Bible says yahweh did them, but yahweh likes to take credit for things he didn't do. We know that each of the plagues reresent one of the Egyptian Gods, which has mistakenly been taken as a TakeThat or OurGodsAreGreater OurGodsAreDifferent when actually the Egyptian God were pissed at Pharoh and the other Egyptians that were abusing the Hebrews. Yahweh struck a deal with them to let his people go, and you know the rest of the story.



The reason He claims [[OurGodsAreGreater he is the one and only god]] is because [[GodIsDead they're no longer there.]] TheVerse of the Bible is essentially a second attempt at running the world. Going by this, Satan/the Serpent could be a reincarnation of Loki. Both are [[AffablyEvil affable]] [[TricksterArchetype troublemakers]], [[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation depending how you see them.]] However they both become enormous threats, related to the end of the world.

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The reason He claims [[OurGodsAreGreater [[OurGodsAreDifferent he is the one and only god]] is because [[GodIsDead they're no longer there.]] TheVerse of the Bible is essentially a second attempt at running the world. Going by this, Satan/the Serpent could be a reincarnation of Loki. Both are [[AffablyEvil affable]] [[TricksterArchetype troublemakers]], [[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation depending how you see them.]] However they both become enormous threats, related to the end of the world.
27th Dec '15 2:56:50 PM Willbyr
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[[AC: Literature/TheBible]]
27th Dec '15 2:56:27 PM Willbyr
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[[WMG: The Bible has some {{DarthWiki/Wall Banger}}s.]]
* Even if that is the case, the Bible [[SeriousBusiness is so sensitive]] there's no way we'd be allowed to mention any.
20th Dec '15 5:28:32 AM Morgenthaler
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* Fools! The real reason for the sole existence for Hell is RuleOfCool! Think about it. InfernalTropes, TheLegionsOfHell, LikeABadassOutOfHell, ToHellAndBack, AHellOfATime, and so on....

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* Fools! The real reason for the sole existence for Hell is RuleOfCool! Think about it. InfernalTropes, TheLegionsOfHell, LikeABadassOutOfHell, ToHellAndBack, AHellOfATime, and so on....
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