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[[WMG:Similar to above, Stuart McCormick and Mr. Testaburger are cousins (possibly even siblings).]]
The episode "Death" featured a [[https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Mr._McCormick?so=search character named Mr. McCormick]] who was the first person to throw himself at the New York TV's headquarters. Though not confirmed, we can assume this Mr. McCormick is a relative of the other McCormicks. Looking at Mr. McCormick himself, however, he looks more like a prototypical design of Mr. Testaburger. In fact, Stuart and Mr. Testaburger themselves do actually look kinda alike, both in their facial hair and even clothing. Therefore, it's possible that Mr. Testaburger is Mr. McCormick, and that "Testaburger" is actually his wife's surname, which he adopted to disassociate himself from his disowned alcoholic relative. This would also mean Wendy and Kenny are cousins, and it could indicate why they have almost never interacted, as Mr. Testaburger doesn't want his daughter to associate with his disowned relative's son.

* If the future of him being a drunken hobo in Return of COVID is truly the canon future, Dr. Mephesto will find him and decide to bribe him with money into being a test subject for an experiment. This will lead to Cartman being turned into a baby with no memories of his past life and another married couple will take him in to RaiseHimRightThisTime. Bonus if Kyle or Yentl take in a baby Cartman to raise him into a better kid.

* If the future of him being a homeless hobo in Return of COVID is truly the canon future, Dr. Mephesto will find him and decide to bribe him with money into being a test subject for an experiment. This will lead to Cartman being turned into a baby with no memories of his past life and another married couple will take him in to RaiseHimRightThisTime. Bonus if Kyle or Yentl take in a baby Cartman to raise him into a better kid.

* He is still around because he is a kid and couldn't start a new life. His parents don't care enough to find him because they can weaponize his death and believe their own truths, anyways. Everybody knows he lives with one of his friends, that's why nobody cared when he "died".

It's been established in canon that kenny's parents did so before he was born and that's why he's immortal, and everyone forgets his death. Same with Jason's. It would explain why Jason has been shown alive in episodes since he died and nobody has mentioned it. It also fits the characterization for his parents, especially his dad, getting involved in crazy cult/conspiracy things like Qanon.

** Cartman goes down the path of becoming a deranged derelict.

The Season 26 finale shows Mr. Garrison "[[{{Trumplica}} slipping back into bad habits]]", though he does seem to grow out of it (again) at the end, and the episode before this one mentions Joe Biden. As such, whether Garrison goes back to being a {{Trumplica}} just in time for said specials, or whether he quits politics for good and the focus is on Biden (or maybe even somebody else entirely), there should be enough material for a spoof on the election. To avoid a repeat of Season 20 (in which the outcome of the season's storyline was gambled on the outcome of the 2016 election and lost), the 7th special would air in early November (just before the election results) and will act as if either candidate could win, while the 8th one would air in late November or even December, with the storyline being planned out after the election results had come through. That way, the second half of "The Election Special" won't be scrambled like the last few episodes of Season 20 were.

Considering that Trump's victory threw off much of Season 20's plotline and resulted in multiple plot threads being left with no conclusion, I highly think that Trey and Matt will include plenty of insults towards [[AcceptablePoliticalTargets Donald Trump]], even moreso if [[EvilIsPetty Trump]] complains about ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' on Twitter.

* They both have pretty similar backgrounds and ethics. They also stand up for what they think is right. Fighting together for a good cause (or against Cartman) would make sense for them.
** It would also not be too weird if the Testaburger's and Broflovski's start to be friends and hang out, given that they are both upper middle class, snobby, and the same age, making Wendy and Kyle spend time with each other by default.

* Kyle will look at his track record with girls and how healthy Tweek and Craig are, and will try to figure out if he is straight to begin with.

* She never pursued a relationship even though she wants one, and she gets clearly fed up with Eric, so she will start to date somebody without his permission or blessing.
** Cartman trying to sabotage this relationship could be a [[BeyondRedemption potential last straw for Liane]]. Liane's had to put up with a lot from Cartman. But him driving them into the poor house, refusing to apologize or atone for it, and sabotaging an attempt at happiness would prove to Liane that Cartman is nothing but a parasite that won't change.

[[WMG: Kyle will get a girlfriend]]
Since it was confirms in "Deep Learning" that the children are dating again, Kyle may finally get a girlfriend; Kyle's girlfriend could be Heidi, Yentl, or another girl entirely. Given that Kyle has children in the new future, Kyle's girlfriend may become his wife who gave birth to his kids.

[[WMG: Trey and Matt planned a redemption episode for Chef, but Hayes' death made it impossible]]
* The ending of "Return of Chef" was the Super Adventure Club resurrecting Chef Darth Vader-style. Based on this, Trey and Matt were preparing for a ''Return Of the Jedi''-type of RedemptionQuest in case Isaac Hayes would leave the Church of Scientology and come back to the show. Sadly, Isaac Hayes' death made that impossible.

Since it was confirms in "Deep Learning" that the children are dating again, Kyle may finally get a girlfriend; Kyle's girlfriend could be Heidi, Yentl, or another girl entirely. Given that Kyle has children in the new future, Kyle's girlfriend may become his wife who gave birth to his kids.

** It would also not be too weird if the Testaburger's and Broflovski's start to be friends and hang out, given that they are both upper middle class, snobby, and the same age, making Wendy and Kyle spend time with each other by default.

** Seems likely. He's already been an eco-terrorist several times. A rather sucessful one, actually (''[[SouthParkS6E4FunWithVeal Fun With Veal]]'', ''[[Recap/SouthParkS9E13FreeWillzyx Free Willzyx]]'', ''[[Recap/SouthParkS13E11WhaleWhores Whale Whores]]'', and he briefly [[Recap/SouthParkS8E8DoucheAndTurd belonged to PETA]], (which in the South Park universe, at least, is indisputably an eco-terrorist organization).

* Her angry attitude isn't because of her headgear, or the fact she sees the world as literal "turds" like Stan when he turned 10, or because she has constant PMS. It's {{Gaynst}}.

It was established in "[[Recap/SouthParkS14E13CoonVsCoonAndFriends Coon vs. Coon and Friends]]" that Cartman does not like "organic crap", and he and Cthulhu destroyed every Whole Foods in the country at the time. Now that South Park actually has a Whole Foods, we have a potential motivating factor for Cartman to get fed up with South Park's ongoing PC attitude.

When Kyle learns of this tragedy on the news as well as his father's involvement in it he decide that he is beyond redemption at this point and exposes his identity as Skankhunt42 to the rest of the town. This angers Sheila so much that she decides to divorce him, not to mentioned makes him an outcast by the rest of the town. Likewise, the girls will feels very awful for how they treated the boys and will get back together with them. Kyle will also tell everyone about the Dark Army being responsible for the trolls, the gender wars, and for getting President Garrison elected president. Likewise Cartman will learn of Heidi's involvement with the Dark Army and form an EnemyMine with Kyle, so he can get a chance to kill Heidi himself because she dumped him. Together, Kyle and Cartman unite the town to fight Whiterose and the Dark Army.

Kyle refuses and threatens to expose Abrams for everything he did, only for Abrams to retort back that by trying to expose he will also expose his dad the infamous troll Skankhunt42, thus destroying his family. Afraid of what JJ Abrams might do to his family he keeps quiet. However Kyle’s dad will overhear this conversation and believing Kyle is planning to expose him as the troll and will try to frame Kyle as the troll like he did with Ike. When noticing his dad trying to frame him as the troll, Kyle mentality snaps and murders his dad and destroy his house. Kyle will then come to believe that humanity is a lost cause beyond redemption and will join JJ Abrams in destroying the world to rebuild it under their control.

* Kenny: BornAgainImmortality, explicitly confirmed in "[[Recap/SouthParkS14E11Coon2Hindsight The Coon And Friends Trilogy]]."

* Bradley: "Mint and berries yet with a satisfying tasty crunch". [[spoiler:Explicitly confirmed in "[[Recap/SouthParkS14E11Coon2Hindsight The Coon And Friends Trilogy]]]]."

Up until ''City People'', the McCormicks were the poorest people, but after Liane quit her job to be a full time mom and lost her house in the process, the Cartmans took over that spot. Eric will find out and be royally pissed.

[[WMG: The episode "[=DiKimble=]'s Hot Dogs" will bring about a conclusion to the StoryArc of Cartman and Liane living in the hot dog stand]]

* Cartman screwing his friends over for the last time, meaning that they completely cut him out of their lives. He screwed them over in the "Streaming Wars" two-parter, and he screwed Butters over in "[=DiKimble=]'s Hot Dogs" to the point that Butters fought back. As such, when Cartman end up homeless, nobody will want to take him in, not even Butters.
* Cartman is too lazy and selfish to do anything with his life (despite having a penchant for elaborate money-making schemes), which "[=DiKimble=]'s Hot Dogs" expands upon; Cartman wants to earn enough money to move out of the hot dog stand by getting a job at the same place Butters did. He quits after ''one day'' and spends the rest of the episode trying to manipulate Butters out of the money he made through hard work. Because of this, Cartman would not get a job in the future, leaving him as a BasementDweller until Liane finally kicks him out.

[[WMG: Kenny is rich now. ]]
* Or at least he does have a lot more money after DikinBaus. Butters surely would've paid him out, especially after Cartman's speech about Kenny living in filth, which was why he sponsored them in the first place.

* She never pursued a relationship even though she wants one, and she gets clearly fed up with Eric, so she will start to date somebody without his permission or blessing.

These three things mostly set the path to Cartman's fate in the future. However, there are still a couple of things that have not been explored yet, such as Cartman not meeting his future wife in this timeline and Cartman becoming an alcoholic (whether he became one before or after he ended up homeless remains to be seen). It has also not been fully explained how the rest of the people Cartman knows cut him out of their lives, but there may well be a future episode that showcases this.

[[WMG: Liane will have a boyfriend.]]

These three things mostly set the path to Cartman's fate in the future. However, there are still a couple of things that have not been explored yet, such as Cartman not meeting his future wife in this timeline and Cartman becoming an alcoholic (whether he became one before or after he ended up homeless remains to be seen). It has also not been fully explained how the rest of the people Cartman knows cut him out of their lives, but there may well be a future episode that showcases this.

* Bebe: [[GagBoobs Her breasts]], they can [[Recap/SouthParkS6E10BebesBoobsDestroySociety make everyone obsessed with them and even talk!]]

* Mostly confirmed. Cartman ''does'' go into business like Butters does...but he's so lazy that he quits after one day and manipulates Butters into financially backing the hot dog stand so he can spend the money on himself. Cartman and Liane do get their house back at the end of the episode, but only after Cartman spruced it up and Butters sold it to give them the house back.

[[WMG: The episode "[=DiKimble=]'s Hot Dogs will bring about a conclusion to the StoryArc of Cartman and Liane living in the hot dog stand]]
From the teaser trailer, Cartman gets jealous of Butters receiving his first ever paycheck, wanting one as well. Given the premise and the title, Cartman may end up selling the many hot dogs in the hot dog stand he now lives in, with the episode ending with Cartman making enough money to finally move out of the hot dog stand and avoid a repeat of the "Streaming Wars" two-parter. Of course, the "Cartman ends up homeless" aspect of the "Post COVID" two-parter could still happen afterwards, but it will probably be for a different reason.

He's the only member of the [=McCormick=] family that isn't permanently covered in dirt. Considering the filthy house he lives in and the state of his bedroom, he likely has to put in extra effort to keep himself as clean as he does, even if that effort doesn't extend to his bedroom. It's also possible that he wears the parka to protect his body from dirt.

Because Kenny has died countless times, and been to both Heaven and Hell, he knows that Mormons are the only people who go to Heaven. So after one of his early trips to Hell, he made sure to nominally convert. However, since God himself is a Buddhist, he rarely performs shit tests to see if the new arrivals are sincere. The times Kenny's gone to Hell, such as in the movie, were because St. Pete was actually doing his job that day and found out Kenny wasnt living up to Mormon values. (Anybody who's had a job for a long time can tell you that you inevitably get lazy after a while)

Considering ''South Park'' is the king of recent events, there's gotta be at least one.

[[WMG: Season 26 will make a joke about the death of Technoblade]]

Because Kenny has died countless times, and been to both Heaven and Hell, he knows that Mormons are the only people who go to Heaven. So after one of his early trips to Hell, he made sure to nominally convert. However, since God himself is a Buddhist, he rarely performs shit tests to see if the new arrivals are sincere. The times Kenny's gone to Hell, such as in the movie, were because St. Pete was actually doing his job that day and found out Kenny wasnt living up to Mormon values. (Anybody who's had a job for a long time can tell you that you inevitably get lazy after a while)

Up until ''City People'', the McCormicks were the poorest people, but after Liane quit her job to be a full time mom and lost her house in the process, the Cartmans took over that spot. Eric will find out and be royally pissed.

Since it was announces that Season 26 will premiere in February, it would be a great opportunity for an episode to focus on Valentine's Day.

[[WMG: Season 26 will gave an episode revolving around Valentine's Day]]