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[[WMG: ASongOfIceAndFire is a ShaggyDogStory that is leading no-where.]]
In fact the chances are, the shaggy dog will get [[ShootTheShaggyDog shot]]

[[WMG: The Drowned God the Greyjoys worship is [[Creator/HPLovecraft Cthulhu.]]]]
He will rise up in the final book and eat everyone: No plots will be resolved, no personal struggles will mean anything, the story will just end without anyone resolving their individual storylines; [[RocksFallEveryoneDies Cthulhu rises, everyone gets eaten.]]

[[WMG: ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' and ''Franchise/MassEffect'' are the same universe.]]
Humanity was destroyed by the Reapers and ponies became the next sapient race to rise to power. Discord was a construct of the Reapers designed to keep ponykind subjugated. Fast-forward a few hundred millenia in the [=FiM=] storyline and the Mass Effect / [=FiM=] crossovers will be canon in the form of Mass Effect 4 as the Mane Six travel across the universe and defeat the Reapers once and for all, only to discover that the Reapers were the only thing stopping the Smooze from consuming and assimilating all matter in the universe, thus setting up the plot for Mass Effect 5.

[[WMG: It's StephenHawking's fault that the 21st century isn't as futuristic as it ought to be.]]
Hawking was put on this earth to make a handful of scientific inventions that would usher humanity into a new age, and then die. Just like NikolaTesla. His illness was was intended to be a kind of built-in time limit - yes, it seems awfully cruel, but [[JerkassGods the Fates can be jerks like that.]] [[http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/b/billwatter109676.html His continued, medically improbable survival is due to conscious or unconscious procrastination.]] All the time Hawking spends making guest appearances on WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}, writing popular science books about scientific questions ([[ADegreeInUseless that lead to nowhere useful]]), or having any kind of personal life, he is extending his own life, but at the cost of delaying the next stage of civilization.

[[WMG: Why are the {{Blues}} so continually popular with musicians? {{Schadenfreude}}.]]
To quote [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Bleeding Gums Murphy]]: ''"The blues ain't about makin' yourself feel better; it's about makin' other people feel worse."'' Hence the "miserable drunk who is down on the dumps" feel. And it's continually popular with listeners for the same reason this page is [[TooKinkyToTorture so]] [[BileFascination popular]].
* Also the same reason why TrueArtIsAngsty, why art critics like a good {{Tragedy}}, and why sad Classical Music (e.g. LonelyPianoPiece) is beautiful. Why the hell are ''Theatre/{{Hamlet}}'', ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'' (which is based on the tragedy of ''Theatre/OedipusTheKing'') and ''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica'' (which is based on the tragic archetype of ''{{Faust}}'') so acclaimed and popular?
* [[FromBadToWorse Same]] [[OhCrap with]] [[FridgeHorror the]] [[AllBlueEntry All Blue Entries]] ([[MadeFromRealGirlScouts see]] [[PoweredByAForsakenChild the]] [[TheSmurfs Smurf]] [[AmazingTechnicolorWildlife theories]] [[CrapsackWorld above]]).

[[WMG: {{Blues}} musicians and other creators of depressing art must feed on murdered Smurfs daily or lose their talent.]]
They also have to feast on the blood of Snorks so they don’t [[OurVampiresAreDifferent crumble to dust in direct sunlight]], and drink a mixture of [[BreadEggsMilkSquick Rye, Bourbon and]] [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Fluttershy’s tears]] every twenty minutes or [[InvoluntaryShapeshifting they turn into pumpkins]] [[WhenTheClockStrikesTwelve on the stroke of midnight]]. Also never [[{{Gremlins}} feed a Blues musician after midnight or let them get wet]]: it doesn't do anything supernatural to them, [[BoringButPractical it just tends to put them of their set if their either too full or soaking wet during late performances.]]
* Speaking of other creators of depressing art, this may also mean that [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Hideaki Anno thought of creating Rei Ayanami]] when drunk on a cocktail that includes Smurfs and Tang. Hence Rei's blue hair and ''Evangelion's'' depression appeal.

[[WMG: Addendum about [[PoweredByAForsakenChild Fluttershy's]] [[SwissArmyTears tears]] that are mentioned above:]]
[[PoweredByAForsakenChild Fluttershy's tears]] are also good {{Unobtainium}} for powering our universe, since her tears approach a near 100% entropy-free energy efficiency compared to oil and uranium, and also act like safer and more reliable versions of [[BioShock ADAM]] stem cells, combined with a superior evolution of the innate antimicrobial properties already found in tears. Said evolutionary properties of her ocular fluids are speculated to be the reason for how she can protect her extremely vulnerable TaremeEyes from infection obtained from everyday contact with her [[NatureIsNotNice biohazardous wild environment]]. Every anime girl also possesses a limited extent of this trait, but Tareme-eyed {{Moe}} girls exhibit its complete evolutionary expression, hence their, well, extremely expressive perpetually-puppy-dog-like Tareme eyes. This is the secret behind Fluttershy's ability to cure kind of animal despite her lack of a medical degree or sufficient equipment in her household, which in normal circumstances should be an unsanitary and dangerous biohazard due to the abundance of non-vaccinated wild animals combined with lack of proper sanitary procedures.

Hypothesized to be the reason why Equestria has little pandemics of deadly diseases, such as the infamous Influenza which should have been transmitted through the non-vaccinated wild animals Fluttershy takes care of, especially the birds. Also speculated to be able to cause limited antidepressant pheromone effects to non-intelligent lower animals as well, which can be weaponized in the form of her Stare which pacifies any animal. I'm also hypothesizing that if the Avian Flu or an alien plague (e.g. unpacifiable parasitic [[Film/{{Alien}} Xenomorphs]], [[Franchise/StarCraft Zerg]] infestation, HatePlague, any disease that results in ZombieApocalypse, etc) invaded Equestria and Fluttershy wasn't there to pacify and cure the infected, then even the alicorns Twilight and Celestia would have never saw the megadeaths coming before it's too late for their magic to fix the devastation wrought by the pandemic, similar to the Aztecs' lack of immunity to European xeno diseases. (Also, without Fluttershy's tears to provide immunity and pacification, they would have never been able to resist said ZergRush, considering that unlike Fluttershy, Twilight and Celestia prefer to fight directly with their PsychicPowers which the Zerg Swarm will simply find delicious, which means that they will be infested into the pony equivalent of Kerrigan. No, the Elements of Harmony aka the Orbital Friendship Cannon will not help to repel the aggressive and limitless xenomorph swarm, and the psychic emissions caused by the Elements will just attract even worse intergalactic [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} Tyranids]]. Ergo, only using the pacifying pheromones in Fluttershy's tears will subdue the Swarm of these animals).

But why don't we humans and other inhabitants of alternate universes [[WeWillHavePerfectHealthInTheFuture have perfect health in the Future]]? Because, this unobtainium is mostly consumed by [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Incubators, who necessitate a constant supply of Moe in order to obtain fuel to decelerate the accumulating Entropic decay of themselves and the cosmos as a whole,]] and creators of TrueArtIsAngsty (including but not limited to: authors of {{Tragedy}}, depressing Classical Music composers, Blues musicians, Emos, and anybody who likes ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion''), whose Angst put them in an eternal state of exponentially accelerated entropy, rendering their immune systems extremely vulnerable (TruthInTelevision: depression and stress compromises the immune system, both directly and indirectly) and therefore forcing them to consume these tears forever, hence the continuous rarity. [[note]]Speaking of Rarity, to pay for the Bourbon [[AnimalFarm we sold her to the glue factory]], because Rarity's tears were never useful besides giving Diamond Dogs allergy and brain inflammations, and/or cosmetic purposes for ugly mules. Also dangerous, for any contact between Rarity's tears and TheUglyBarnacle [[RealityBreakingParadox will cause a contradictory paradox in all of existential causality]] that results into [[ApocalypseHow class Z apocalypse where absolutely Everyone dies. Or worse, become ugly forever. The end]].[[/note]]

Production of sufficient quantities of [[SwissArmyTears Fluttershy tears]] was difficult at first and was the primary limiting factor in Blues production, which is why the popularity of Justin Bieber is plunging our universe closer to TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt, but up until recently, eventually we hit on the idea of cloning her several thousand times and collecting the tears with a specialised catheter that fits under her eyes, along with [[Fanfic/CupCakes Pinkamena Diane Pie]] and everybody else in the TortureTechnician list and [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil sexual offence]] registry [[{{Room 101}} hired to torture Fluttershy forever, along with a million clones of Angel Bunny, and a large blender]]. Administration of a [[LaserGuidedAmnesia Class A Amnesiac]] after every third or fourth session (similar to [[SCPFoundation Procedure 110-Montauk]]) is also recommended for prevention of desensitization and cynicism from the familiarity with the procedure, which prevents optimum tears extraction. Personnel who express sympathy towards Fluttershy's plight and/or express a desire to rescue or sympathize towards Fluttershy WILL be met with immediate termination for accelerating the entropy of this universe. No, putting the poor girl out of her misery is NOT an option. Neither is rendering her unconscious, comatose, or any form of pain relief, narcotic or analgesic to herself. She has to be completely sensitive and aware of what is going on in order for the extraction to work. And when all that does not work, [[FelonyMisdemeanor we read]] [[OhCrapThereAreFanficsOfUs fanfic]] [[FelonyMisdemeanor to her.]]
* But you only need five clones of [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Madoka Kaname]] to do the work of over 9000 Fluttershy clones with very little provocation, and her tears produce only one-eighth the emissions! There's a reason why Incubators switched from normal Moe girls such as Fluttershy to harness the goddess Madoka instead! [[note]]Yeah, the...byproducts carry a risk of starting Instrumentality, but what else is there? ''Solar'' power? Listening to Justin Bieber instead of the blues? Pfft.[[/note]]
* I am utterly, utterly nauseated by the above: [[EvenEvilHasStandards you can't get supernatural blues-playing talent drinking Bourbon with Fluttershy and Madoka Kaname tears! The very idea is Abhorrent!]] [[ManOfWealthAndTaste You drink them in a cocktail with Gin, Vodka or another clear sprit!]] No wonder you don’t get invited to Smokey Wilson’s annual Smurf-murder party! Madoka Kaname tears with Bourbon PFFT! Perhaps you'd like a brown paper bottle to drink them out of whist you’re at it?

[[WMG: ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann'' is either propaganda or told from the point of view of a VillainProtagonist]]
The Anti-Spirals were right: Spiral Energy, a Darwinian evolution-based power source fueled by aggressions and passions (or should we say the [[StarWars Dark Side of the force]]) is [[ThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow something Man Was Not Meant To Know]] ala the Atomic Bomb, and when misused will destroy the universe (or even multiverse, think of CrisisOnInfiniteEarths), especially when handed over to [[HumansAreTheRealMonsters the beast Man]]. With this WeaponOfMassDestruction, humanity became a militaristic, expansionist, SocialDarwinist space empire not unlike the Imperium of Man from TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}. All that bombastic and hammy talk about the PowerOfFriendship? It's a disguised message of WithUsOrAgainstUs. Of course, the purpose of propaganda is daemonization of the enemy, hence why the Anti-spirals are portrayed as {{Eldritch Abomination}}s and {{manipulative bastard}}s just like how NaziGermany portrayed the Jews as manipulators who have ChronicBackstabbingDisorder. Kamina might be an in-universe equivalent of Hitler (or considering he's dead, [[SovietUnion Lenin]]).

[[WMG: Half of these theories are completely false]]
The other half, however? [[NightmareFuel Completely true]]. [[ParanoiaFuel And you won't find out which until it's too late]].
* This actually isn't too bad now that most of the ''[[ParanoiaFuel really]]'' horrible theories have been moved to the Archive page.

[[WMG: [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Sweetie Belle]] Is NOT Rarity's little sister.]]
Ahhh… Rarity Rarity Rarity… you can run and hide from the issue all you like, but sooner or later, [[FamilyRelationshipSwitcheroo that teen pregnancy is coming back to haunt you…]]
* And on that note, where do you think Applebloom came from? *[[{{BrotherSisterIncest}} looking at Applejack & Big MacIntosh]]*
* What about Scootaloo? Hey, maybe even Rainbow Dash isn't ''totally'' gay...
** [[AdultFear That presumes]] [[RapeAsDrama it was consensual.]] [[DownerEnding Why do you think Dashie, the Element of loyalty, rejected her own daughter?]] [[HideYourLesbians Too many bad associations]] [[BuryYourGays with her Father's attempt to]] [[CureYourGays “cure” her of her orientation]].

[[WMG: BenedictCumberbatch will go prematurely bald.]]
[[BigNo Nooo!]] Eventually all that [[DyeingForYourArt Dyeing For His Art]] will take a toll on his scalp. It may have already started - both Sherlock and Peter Guillam have bangs, which may be concealing a receding hairline.

[[WMG: Haruhiahweh caused the 2011 Tohoku earthquake.]]
To punish Japan for letting ''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica'' outsell [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya her series]]. On top of that, ''Madoka'''s final episode was originally scheduled to air on Good Friday (more on this below).
* ''"[[Literature/TheBible And behold, the temple was torn in two from top to bottom, and the earth shook and the rocks were split...]]"'' - Mt. 27:51

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[[WMG: Haruhiahweh also caused [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1964_Good_Friday_Earthquake-Alaska the 1964 Alaska earthquake]].]]
To punish America for allowing Music/TheBeatles to gain huge success when John Lennon claimed to be more popular than Jesus. Lennon wouldn't say this for another two years, but since God [[EldritchAbomination exists beyond time and space]], [[FutuRama Shklee]] knew what Shklee was doing.
* As of 2012, [[FridgeHorror we're still waiting on Shkler punishment to Britain]].

[[WMG: [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Canterlot]] is not a stand-in for [[LordOfTheRings Minas Tirith]] It is in fact Equestria’s version of [[Literature/TheHungerGames the Capitol, and Ponyville, with its focus on farming, is region eleven…]] [[OhCrap and Reaping Day is coming]] ]]
It could be worse, wherever Pinkie grew up looked like it must be region twelve. And at least there aren’t that many similarities between MLP:FiM and Literature/TheHungerGames… it’s not like one of the mane six is a feisty Appalachian outdoorsy tomgirl with a big family to feed who is protective of their younger sister, or if one of them lived in a bakery or anything…
* [[FromBadToWorse ahhh… so you’re volunteering on behalf of your younger sister, Miss Applejack?]] Well in that case [[IronicEcho May The Odds Be Ever In Your Favour.]]

[[WMG: The next Sonic game will be Sola Sonica again...]]
But make a number of other characters disc-locked content with annoying gameplay.

[[WMG: Justin Bieber is the guy in Just Be Friends, sung by Megurine Luka ]]
"Are we an item? Girl, quit playin', "We're JustFriends," what are you sayin'? Said "there's another," and looked right in my eyes, My first love broke my heart for the first time..."

[[WMG: [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji Ikari]] is representative of NaziGermany and ImperialJapan, and [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Madoka Kaname]] is representative of the Jews and other repressed peoples.]]
Hence how ''Madoka'' is called the SpiritualSuccessor to ''Evangelion''; it represents a desire to reconcile between Japan's unseemly past and the Jews and other {{ButtMonkey}}s and [[TheWoobie Woobie]] peoples they wronged in Asia and the South Pacific. ([[NeonGenesisMadokaMagica Shinji/Madoka]] {{Shipping}} FanFic is an attempt to [[SexualHealing bond]] between both peoples.) Perhaps [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments this]] shouldn't go under PoisonOakEpilepticTrees. But then, remembering the [[GodwinsLaw Nazi allusions]] with NERV and the [[PeopleFarms possible Holocaust allusions]] with ''Madoka'', perhaps it should. [[AndyJ I]] [[ShrugOfGod was drunk when I wrote this]]. ([[CloudCuckoolander And I did say I was a lunatic]].)

[[WMG: NaziGermany was all Germany's [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Witch form]].]]
Its loss in UsefulNotes/WorldWarOne, the crushing debts of the Versailles Treaty, and the resulting HumiliationConga, followed by the [[TheGreatDepression Depres]][[WaferThinMint sion]] pushed the whole country beyond the DespairEventHorizon and turned it into a [[OmnicidalManiac nihilistic, murderous monster knowing only war and destruction]].

Considering the GratuitousGerman ThemeNaming of the Witches, the ''{{Faust}}'' allusions, the [[{{Ghostapo}} occult symbolism all around Nazi Germany]], how it met its absolute despair and Film/{{Downfall}} on April 30 (known in Nazi occultism as Walpurgisnacht), the aforementioned [[GodwinsLaw Holocaust]] parallels, and the obvious fact that AllGermansAreNazis, and you know this one is true.
* Germany's original wish was to achieve national unity after centuries of existence as [[HolyRomanEmpire a collection of weak, squabbling kingdoms and principalities which often served as Western Europe's playthings]], which it obviously got under OttoVonBismarck. Unfortunately, Bismarck's militaristic "blood and iron" policy and ImperialGermany's territorial wars through the late 19th century only gave them the stereotype of a might-makes-right quasi-barbarian state, hence all the dehumanizing [[EatsBabies baby-eating]] propaganda of them as shown on the UnfortunateImplications main page. Thus Germany's Witch form came to embody just this.
* WMG/HitlersTimeTravelExemptionAct is the same mechanism on why [[spoiler:people who tried to stop both Walpurgis Night and/or Nazis through Time Travel (such as Homura) only end up failing and making things go FromBadToWorse.]]
* Or perhaps [[spoiler:Hitler himself]] ''is'' Walpurgisnacht (his suicide on the date of Walpurgisnacht was just a coverup) and one of the extraordinary few who are able to become Puer Magi without needing fancy magical girl costumes, simply because he's so abundant in Angst. Walpurgisnacht also wants to turn the entire world into a drama, and [[spoiler:Hitler views his life as a Wagnerian opera.]] Also, Nazi Alchemists conspired with Incubators to create a massive singularity of EquivalentExchange-defying despair-energy known as the Holocaust, ala ''Anime/FullmetalAlchemist''.

[[WMG: What is [[McDonalds the Grimace]], and why was he associated with milkshakes?]]
He's what happens when you leave a shake out in the open for too long.

[[WMG: Series/{{Sherlock}} will parallel RomeoAndJuliet in season 3.]]
John will throw himself off Bart's when he realizes that he can't live without Sherlock. Sherlock will arrive too late to stop him, and will then shoot himself in the head.

[[WMG: [[Manga/AhMyGoddess Belldandy]] is a female [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Incubator]].]]
Let's see...she grants wishes, made a contract with Keiichi, Keiichi is gaining magical powers and has been hinted at approaching godhood...[[spoiler:and under their contract, Keiichi was effectively neutered since [[UnfortunateImplications apparently the gods have problems with god/mortal "miscegenation"]]; he could ''never'' have normal human sexual feelings for Belldandy, but every time he looks too long at another girl, [[YanDere she gets angry]]. She ''claims'' to truly love him, but also flat-out said she and her sisters liked being pampered by him. His neutering is actually the EquivalentExchange curse is response to his wish...and also a side effect of having his soul ripped out. And yes, Skuld, Urd, Peorth and all the others are also Incubators who have MindRaped [[FridgeHorror many others into doing their bidding]].]]
* The series of course will end with K1 falling into despair and becoming a [[DistaffCounterpart Warlock]].
* Kyubey is of course a male of his species, and of course he handles the females. Since this is [[CrapsackWorld Poison Oak Epileptic Trees]], feel free to interject as many rape metaphors (surprise surprise) as you like for both series.
* Alternatively, the Incubators are a genderless species (which seems to be WordOfGod). Some appeal to [[GirlsLoveStuffedAnimals girls]] with their normal appearance as RidiculouslyCuteCritters. To appeal to heterosexual males, they disguise themselves as gorgeous women.

[[WMG: ''Webcomic/AxisPowersHetalia'' is not the key to World Peace, and will instead trigger World War III]]
But only if [[AuthorExistenceFailure the original creator dies]] [[ReplacementScrappy and is replaced]] with [[RunningTheAsylum a lunatic]], who will make the show mind-blowingly offensive to the point where anyone who watches it will see it as a BrownNote. Everyone will be so filled with hatred for each other that the whole world will become a frenzy. Alternatively, the show ''can'' create World Peace if it becomes a BrownNote in the other direction; namely, if anyone who watches it will suddenly be filled with a strong sense of love and mutual respect for fellow nations.

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[[WMG: [[MindScrew You have never "thought" of anything in your life. Thoughts are an illusion.]]]]
Ok, try to think of something. Now prove that you though it at that moment. You can't. No matter what you try to do, it can be explained without you thinking about it. Memories of thinking? Delusions made by by you head to explain why you did that thing next.
You can't prove that you had a thought.
* [[FromBadToWorse Even worse,]] if AbsoluteXenophobe aliens come to earth and claim that we're not sentient, (We can think about our thinking) we can't prove we are. [[FridgeHorror "Think" about that]]
[[WMG: [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Incubators]] are real and [[GovernmentConspiracy governments knew it]].]]
The UN, the {{megacorp}}orations and various world governments [[AncientConspiracy throughout history from the beginning of civilization]] (for example, one of the most famous Puella Magi, Cleopatra) knew in secret [[PoweredByAForsakenChild what the Incubators were doing to Earth's young women]]. But why didn't they take any action against this alien IndustrializedEvil slave trade? [[AncientAstronauts Because the Incubators bring science, civilization, enlightenment and energy to the very species they enslave]]. The Incubators are like the [[Literature/TheBible Tree of Knowledge]], and without their intervention, we would still be "naked and living in caves", eaten by predators or rendered extinct by diseases.

Of course, the Incubators only gave most of us civilization-building, basic sciences and a hive hierarchy, keeping their best technologies for themselves and the ruling elite of humanity, because if our SlaveRace of Cute Girls shared with the Incubator tech then there would be no more despair to go around, and therefore the energy system will collapse. In the [[RealPolitik ruthlessly utilitarian]] ethics of the Incubators and the World Governments, a few cute girls need to suffer if Humanity is to prosper. The ancients, who never understood it all, [[ClarkesThirdLaw interpreted the Incubators and their technology as gods and magic, and the energy trade as "virgin sacrifice"]].

To add to the FridgeHorror, the reason why we are having an energy crisis is because of growing Human Rights and Democracy, which will break the {{Masquerade}} and prevent more and more cute girls from suffering as Puella Magi. First-world superpowers such as America, despite their 1% megacorporations having more wealth than the entire population of Earth, also have this secret reason to explain why they do not really bother to help third-world countries and simply ignore the rampant human trafficking of children in those countries.
* And all those shows encouraging little girls to trust such aliens and become Magical Girls is all part of the intergalactic human trafficking scam. The Governments let Creator/GenUrobuchi tell his story in the metaphor of Madoka, because they know that the general populace will just dismiss Magical Girl stories as fictional.

[[WMG: Thomas Edison was right in stopping NikolaTesla.]]
Because of EquivalentExchange, Tesla's Wireless Free Energy system has to be powered from somewhere. Tesla was outright disgusted with nuclear power, and prefer to harvest energy from the Earth's magnetic field and rotation itself. While Earth seems to be a PerpetualMotionMachine orbiting forever at first sight, this is wrong. Isaac Newton, the mind behind the discovery of the law of Equivalent Exchange, specifically stated that an object will continue to move unless friction is applied to it, and when friction is applied, it will slow down. That friction will be humanity using the Earth's rotation for his own pleasures. Over time, the Earth's rotation and magnetic field will be depleted resulting in doomsday. Humans, being hedonists, do not realize this until it's too late. "Shitty" oil n' nuclear power seems more earth-friendly in comparison.

[[WMG: Thomas Edison stopped NikolaTesla because Tesla would have turned us into an equivalent of the [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Incubators]].]]
Tesla's supposedly-"Free" Energy system to permeate all of Earth itself must be powered by something, and it's only a matter of time before his descendants use his wireless Resonance system to discover strange quantum brainwaves in prepubescent angst-ridden girls, with properties similarly reminiscent of what ancients described as "reality modifying"... So yes, blame Edison all you want for wired electricity and shitty oil n' nuclear power and leading our future to "still stuck in [[Franchise/StarTrek dilithium-regulated]] {{antimatter}} warp cores" instead of "[[SufficientlyAdvancedAlien Deus Ex Machina]]", but he did the right thing to stop a {{dystopia}}n BadFuture that is PoweredByAForsakenChild.

[[WMG: [[Franchise/{{Halo}} Cortana]] is the end result of the technology researched by [[{{VideoGame/Portal}} Aperture Science]] ]]

GLaDOS was, after all, created in a via BrainUploading, and she is most certainly [[AIIsACrapshoot rampant]].

[[WMG: [[WesternAnimation/GravityFalls Dipper Pines]] is in the third phase of the Obsessive Love Wheel]]

Now we just have to see how the [[DownerEnding destructive phase]] plays out. Based on his current behaviour, feelings of self-hatred and sexual overindulgence to sooth the emotional pain is the most plausible result.

[[WMG: [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory Andy]] has anal piercings.]]
Okay, this is just too gross. Where is the bloody BrainBleach?

[[WMG: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis This]] ''[[MemeticMutation isn't]]'' [[Film/ThreeHundred Sparta]].]]
It's Athens.
* That can't be true! ''You're WRONG!!!''
* But what of Corinth?
* Athens? [[UsefulNotes/CollegiateAmericanFootball GoooooOOOOOO DAWGS]]! Sic 'em! Woof woof woof woof!
* TruthInTelevision: the dominant Western culture from the Roman empire to America was basically born from Athens (especially Democracy). Except for the homosexuality part, of course.
* Athens, huh? '''[[WebVideo/GameGrumps NO!]]'''
* No, it's Film/{{Chinatown}}.

[[WMG: There are only 2 timelords currently in instance, The Doctor and The Master]]
Every WMG on this site about a character being a time lord is [[JustForFun just for fun]] and was written by bored nerdy young people in their free time and are in no way canon.
* The Master is [[Webcomic/HomeStuck ALREADY HERE]]

[[WMG: Apollo Justice: Ace Atttorney will become CanonDiscontinuity when Gyakuten Saiban 5 comes out, or at the very least, the Apollo cast will not be in the game at all or mentioned]]
Capcom have already trolled us when they decided not to release [=AAI2=]. They'll probably do this. Granted, it's what [[FanonDiscontinuity it's what some of the fanbase will want, considering how much of a]] [[BaseBreaker Base Breaker Apollo Justice is]], but at the very least, ''I'' and the [[BrokenBase other part of the fanbase]] don't want.
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[[WMG: The countries of Webcomic/AxisPowersHetalia do not have free will]]
Really, I don't see how this could possibly ''not'' qualify. They're personified countries, it's pretty much impossible to see how this ''wouldn't'' come up.

[[note]]Wait, is this example already here?[[/note]]

[[WMG: Why Kakashi created the [[AssShove Thousand Years of Death]] Jutsu...]]
* Now, I know the default explanation is RuleOfFunny: It's a Japanese prank, so by using it Kakashi shows that he's really not taking the fight seriously. But I think there's more to it than that.
* He created it to counter the [[AttractiveBentGender Se]][[ShamelessFanserviceGirl xy]] [[GenderBender Jutsu]]. [[UnfortunateImplications It wasn't meant to go]] [[{{Squick}} up Naruto's]] ''[[{{Squick}} ass]]''...U
** There's more to it, though. I don't think Kakashi is a rapist; more likely, he wanted to teach Naruto a lesson. So Kakashi hears about the Sexy Jutsu, and realizes the potential horrific backfire if Naruto tries to use it against [[ImAManICantHelpIt someone who won't resist]]. He decides to show Naruto just why the Sexy Jutsu isn't a good idea. Kakashi reading ''[[{{Ecchi}} Make-Out Paradise]]'' isn't just to show that he wasn't taking the fight seriously, or to suggest that he's a CovertPervert; it was actually a failed BatmanGambit. Kakashi hoped that if Naruto saw him as a pervert, he'd use the Sexy Jutsu [[IHaveBoobsYouMustObey to try and wheedle a bell off him]], setting up Kakashi's painful {{Aesop}}. Naruto proves TooDumbToFool and misses the deliberate hint, so Kakashi just uses the move anyway, possibly hoping to get Naruto thinking of the implicaitons anyway. And if you say Kakashi wouldn't go that far? He was willing to put a knife to Sasuke's throat to make a point. His attempt to show Naruto how badly the Sexy Jutsu could backfire would go into the same boat.

[[WMG: [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Spike]] [[HotSkittyOnWailordAction will get Rarity pregnant in a future episode]].]]
* Yeah, [[{{Squick}} don't think about that one too hard]].
** Congratulations, it is a draconequus.
*** Congratulations, it is...[[FridgeHorror Discord?]]
*** In Japanese mythology, a Dragon / Horse hybrid is called a Kirin.
* Pfft! You both are wrong - Pinkie Pie is the one who will make Twilight pregnant. And they will have awesome crazy babies.

[[WMG: [[FinalFantasy8 Rinoa]] is Ultimecia from a Bad Future.]]
* Nononononononononononononono!!!!!! SHE'S TOO NICE! THE ROMANCE IS TOO CUTE! SQUALL DESERVES BETTEERRRRR!
* I dunno, I think it would finally make me like [[StrangledByTheRedString Rinoa]]. And it could explain a few things. This is now my official stance on Ultimecia!
** This one's been {{Jossed}} by the ''[[AllThereInTheManual Ultimania]]'' for a while now...
*** Which might be easier to believe if Dissidia didn't have loads of references to it.

[[WMG: [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Equestria]], {{Narnia}}, the worlds in {{Pixar}}'s movies, wherever Franchise/{{Pokemon}} takes place and the universe of Webcomic/AxisPowersHetalia will be invaded by [[MagicTheGathering Phyrexia]] and/or the [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} Wa]][[GrimDark rp]].]]

* You know you want to.
** Remember kids, "waste not, want not."
* Ffuuuuuuuuuuuuu.... ck YEAH! Breathe deep, Equestria! Breathe deep and die! *(releases phosgene gas)
* I once thought about a Sunblast Angel proxy with the image of Princess Celestia. It kept the same Flavor Text as the original Sunblast Angel.
* There is such a thing known as the intervention-forbidden barrier, which results in stuff like canon and fanfic. Get a crossover fanfic out! NOW!
* Wasn't Equestria already invaded by a certain Chaos Daemon? Who was fought off by the immortal Emp...[[PrincessesRule Princess]] of Ponykind?
** No. He was ''sealed in stone'' by the immortal Princess''es'' of Ponykind. "Fought off" would imply he had a chance to run away. And he's hardly the only threat Equestria's faced down and won... So if Yawgmoth wants to take over, he'd better bring his a-game.
* Apparently Russia [[http://chaosxyeshua.deviantart.com/art/APH-Ivan-the-Commissar-184898423 adjusted well enough during the freak Warp Storm over the Hetalia-verse]].
* Jossed in the case of Narnia... [[spoiler:where the Rapture ''already'' happened in ''The Last Battle'']]

[[WMG: [[Music/CobraStarship Gabe Saporta]] didn't come here to make us dance tonight.]]
Doesn't bear thinking about.

[[WMG: There are only 34 chapters in ''[[Literature/HarryPotterAndTheDeathlyHallows Deathly Hallows]]'', and Harry dies at the end, in the forest.]]

The rest of the book takes place after he gets onto the great Hogwarts Express in The Sky, easing him into death. The epilogue is what he wished happened, hence the HappilyEverAfter vibe.
* Some people would argue that [[TrueArtIsAngsty this makes for a better ending]].
* If [[spoiler: Voldemort was blown up and stayed dead too]], it could also work as a BitterSweetEnding, as well as a [[BlackComedy darkly humorous]] CallBack and/or BookEnds to [[spoiler: Voldemort blowing himself up trying to kill baby!Harry.]]
** Alternatively, the whole story was made up by Harry as a way of coping with life under the stairs.

[[WMG:''Webcomic/BrawlInTheFamily'' doesn't have NegativeContinuity]]
It's just in AnachronicOrder. The final strip in the chronology is [[http://www.brawlinthefamily.com/images/End.jpg this]].

[[WMG: In ''{{Rugrats}}'', Tommy's grandparents Boris and Minka are Holocaust survivors.]]
They're explicitly Jewish. They're Eastern European and the right age. It was never explicitly stated when and under what circumstances they immigrated, though they had to have been at least in their mid-teens to have [[AlterKocker such strong accents]].

UsefulNotes/WorldWarTwo existed in the ''Rugrats'' 'verse - it's {{Canon}} that Grandpa Pickles was a soldier in the U.S. Army during that period.

* Charlotte Pickles' father was an SS ''[[ThoseWackyNazis Obergruppenfuhrer]]'' wanted for war crimes who fled to the United States. This explains [[EnfantTerrible Angelica]]. (According to ''That70sShow'', evil skips a generation.)

[[WMG: Conan O'Brien is head of the [[{{Seinfeld}} Aryan Union]].]]
He just uses the alias "Donald" to throw people off.

[[WMG: Konata And Soujirou are the Japanese [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolita Lolita and Humbert]] ]]
Totally changed the way you look at Lucky Star now, Haven't i?
* Nah, already familiar with the Lolicon subtext.
* You mean [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&v=daBFy_hq5FY this?]]

[[WMG: [[HappyTreeFriends Flaky]] is losing her mind.]]
The first warning sign was when she snapped in "Snow Place to Go," but the episode that really calls her sanity into question is "Without a Hitch." Her fear wasn't because it was Flippy: WordOfGod states that she would have reacted the same way if it had been anyone else. Her timid nature seems to be growing into outright paranoia... and ''The Chokes on You'' has her happily eating a donut made of Lumpy's hand without even seeming to notice that ''it's a donut made of friggin' meat''. Please, Flaky, pull yourself together!

[[WMG: Lumpy planned to have MummiesAtTheDinnerTable in the "Kitchen Kringle".]]
If the gas leak really was what offed the other friends, he should have been the first one to go down, as he was in the kitchen himself. We can also only see the gas from a short distance from the kitchen, indicating that it wasn't a lethal threat for Cub and Giggles yet. We also have the issue of the Shlifty twins being there (according to WordOfGod, although we only see one of them ), despite it being quite clear that Lumpy doesn't like them[[note]] Unless it wasn't his home... but Lumpy's had several homes over the course of the series, so why wouldn't this be one?[[/note]].

Several of his deaths occur when he's [[VillainProtagonist guilty as hell]] and not just a LethalKlutz (in those cases, he often survives), and guess what - here he caused an explosion that killed himself and probably some other poor sods who were walking in the forest, just after he started to ''[[LaughingMad laugh maniacally]]''...

He started with slipping a lot of sleeping pills into their drinks. The first ones to go were Giggles and Cub, as Giggles was in a couch (indicating that she felt tired and decided to take a nap), and Cub could be playing a bit before falling asleep. Petunia, however, was determined to go and prepare the table, no matter how tired she was feeling.

Cuddles and Toothy hadn't drunk as much as the others, and only felt sluggish when Petunia suddenly collapsed in the doorway, making them really scared.
Lumpy, upon seeing that they would flee and probably report it if he didn't stop them[[note]]Note that although Lumpy always is seen as less than smart, his intelligence seems to vary. We also have ''Concrete Solution'', where he shoves Handy into a block of cement after killing him by mistake, so he'd probably try to hide it here too[[/note]], strangled Toothy and Cuddles, and then made them sit at the dining table after their deaths.
Meanwhile, the twins had come to steal some things (no, they aren'T the smartest of thieves). Suddenly when they tried to get away, they found that every door was locked and they couldn't get out before they were caught and met a terrible fate...
Lumpy didn't even bother bringing both of them to the table, but dumped one of them there, and then went back to the kitchen to prepare the dinner as if nothing had happened. The gas leak prevented that from happening.

[[WMG: As an alternative, he ''didn't'' intend to.]]
While he was trying to mix some Christmas drinks for his friends, he poured the pills into the liquid by mistake as a result of his stupidity.

Lumpy was just as terrified as anybody else when Petunia fell, and upon checking her pulse, he found that her pulse was so slow that she was beyond help. This caused his mind to [[SanitySlippage start cracking]].

Cuddles and Toothy didn't want to stay. The elk, however, was determined to keep things as they once had been, with him and the others sitting around the table, no matter the costs. He tried and tried to keep them in the house, but alas...

The twins managed to open up the kitchen window. The gas had started to leak by then, and Lifty, who had gone around stealing everything but the cold, cold chicken, suffocated, while Shifty, who had been waiting outside, shut the window after him and left.

Lumpy, upon seeing Lifty in his kitchen, didn't take that well. He threw him out and tried his best to warm the chicken up. Just as he had lit the fire, he came to think of the gas in the room, and was very happy for this nightmare to end when everything blew up.
(The writer of these two couldn't decide what was worse - the first one has him acting as a CompleteMonster and the other one...)

[[WMG: Every single comic (including manga and newspaper strip) character is an insane, possibly delusional cosplayer.]]
That would explain the plots of many comics.
* [[ComicStrip/{{Garfield}} Jon Arbuckle's]] life just got even ''more'' pathetic.
** Webcomic/GarfieldMinusGarfield is now canon.

[[WMG:In the VisualNovel/AceAttorney series, the reason Phoenix's friends don't come out in game 4 is that...they're dead.]]
That would be why they're not even mentioned. The one sending Phoenix the Steel Samurai stuff is just a random person.

[[WMG:Taking a cue from ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''; [[CasperTheFriendlyGhost Casper]] is the ghost of ComicBook/RichieRich.]]
Mr. Rich's money was all in real estate, and when that went south...well, just check out the story of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_List John List]].

** The theory that Mr.Rich had all his money in real estate is extremely nonsensical since canon confirms that he has a scientist and engineer working for him... Why would someone with money on real estate hire such a person? And it is impossible to be that rich without diversification. The Simpsons provide a better explanation; [[LonelyRichKid Life as a filthy rich solitary boy was depressing and shallow]] for Richie Rich and he commited suicide, or even more random, he develop clinical depression and/or shcizophrenia and that lead to his suicide, or he died in an accident or was killed by criminals, probably kidnappers.
*** However, this theory doesn't explain the comics where Richie and Casper actually met and interacted.

[[WMG:''Manga{{Yotsuba}}'' takes place in the same time-line as ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'']]
If it's set pre-Second Impact, then Yotsuba will be killed in Second Impact. If it's set post-Second Impact, then her real parents were killed by it (doubles as a origin WMG), and she will have to face the unremitting horror of the main show/''End of Evangelion''.

[[WMG: What happens in [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6098157/1/The_Pygmalion_Project this]] fanfic is how Koiwai got [[{{Yotsubato}} Yotsuba]].]]
It's hilarious, but it would be incredibly disturbing if it were true.

[[WMG:Allies who survived in ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'' will die anyway in the third game . . .]]
. . . Unless your OldSaveBonus includes all available DownloadableContent. "No, not Tali! If only I'd shelled out more cash I could have saved her!"
* . . . They . . . they wouldn't really do that, would they?

[[WMG:The ending of ''[[{{Starcraft}} Wings Of Liberty]]'' is incomplete]]
[[spoiler: Kerrigan was faking [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments it]]. And then the rest of her swarm comes down on the Hyperion, killing and infesting everyone aboard.]]
* Hell, Blizzard confirmed it. They've explicitly stated that the next game has you as Zerg!Kerrigan ''and'' that it takes place after ''Wings of Liberty.'' '''''How is that even possible?! DAMN YOU, BLIZZARD!!'''''
** Actually, it was worse. They made the Zerg suffer VillainDecay.

[[WMG: Your theories suck and you should be ashamed of them!]]
For the [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} Emperor's]] sake, [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya Haruhi]] is not Jesus, Jesus is not the Emprah, and [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji]] is not the Emprah! [[MemeticMolester Haruhi]] would rather choose to bend to Slaanesh than anything, both Shinji and the real Jesus himself lack the spine and {{Magnificent Bastard}}ry to be the Emprah, ''and'' they're all the wrong race and age. The God-Emperor of Mankind is clearly old and Native American. Jesus is a Jewish carpenter. Shinji and Haruhi are angsty Japanese teenagers. And all of them ''are not'' Time Lords.\\
\\
The Emprah is [[{{Superfriends}} Apache Chief]].
* '''FanFic/ShinjiAndWarhammer40k is a LIE?!''' '''''[[BigNo NoooooooOooooOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11111!!!!!!!!!!1!11]]''''' '''[[DrivenToSuicide * commits suicide* ]]'''
* Anatolia is nowhere near the Americas.

[[WMG: Link dies at the end of ''[[TheLegendOfZeldaLinksAwakening Link's Awakening]]'']]
The events of the game are [[DyingDream a massive hallucination]] while suffering from exposure.
** Nah, he's dead in Majora's Mask.

[[WMG: ''LuckyStar'' takes place before the events of ''Literature/TheLegendOfRahAndTheMuggles''.]]
TechnicolorScience from the nuclear holocaust in the prologue might explain the [[YouGottaHaveBlueHair hair colors]] (their hair falls out later). Radiation sickness might also explain Kanata's early death, [[IllGirl Yutaka's]] vulnerability to illness, Tsukasa's mental retardation, and Konata's impending early death. The setting would also explain the cast's [[PuniPlush childlike appearance]]. (Yeah...reference to a book only known by BileFascination, bad science, CharacterDerailment, CanonDefilement...this Poison Oak Tree's got it all.)

[[WMG: The player characters of ''VideoGame/Left4Dead'' (and possibly ''VideoGame/Left4Dead2'') are carriers for the infection.]]
It's plausible, but that would ''suck''. It basically makes them {{Zombie Infectee}}s, only without a physical transformation. The entire game/series would be [[ShaggyDogStory rendered pointless.]]
* Confirmed. The soldier at the end of the Parish asks the helicopter guys if they are equipped for carriers, implying that the survivors are carriers. We saw that the military had been shooting carriers earlier in the level, so it leaves you to wonder just what will happen to them once they escape with the military.
** Explicitly, even medically, confirmed in [[http://www.l4d.com/comic/ The Sacrifice comic]]

[[WMG: All of the adventures, epic fight scenes, and other fantastic elements in ScottPilgrim are made up by the narrator.]]
Fact: We know Scott is an UnreliableNarrator because he represses and edits many of his own memories in his flashbacks. Scott's big fight to win Kim's heart in high school? Really Scott beating up her current wussy boyfriend. In the movie, Scott was said to remember it as "having to fight like ninety-six guys to get to him (Kim's captor/boyfriend) and he was like eighty feet tall and shot lightning bolts from his eyes". Sounds an awful lot like it could fit in as one of the series's evil [[strike: ex-boyfriend]] [[InsistentTerminology exes]] fights.

* AHAHAHAHAHAHA that's funny, I must be losing it, because, you know, for a second there, said line kind of sounded like GLARING SARCASM.

Here's the scary part: ''who ever said that Scott ever stopped altering his memories?''

The entire series could be Scott being an UnreliableNarrator, adding in fantastic elements and making him seem like less of a jerk.

* Scott is [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Cloud]].
* Alternatively, the whole series consists of Scott's memories after Gideon finished editing the ''hell'' out of them. The entire video game motif is just a way to make Scott more aggressive and controllable. What Scott ACTUALLY did to the evil exes is perhaps best unexplored -- especially given how he "defeated" Roxy.

[[WMG: The main characters in the Literature/{{Animorphs}} books are avatars for the Gods of Warhammer40k]]
* The Ellimist/Crayak : [[CosmicEntity all powerful]] and yet [[TheGodsMustBeLazy basically useless bystanders]] = the Old Ones
* Visser Three: Wants to enslave and then destroy all humans. What all the others fear = the Nightbringer
* David: Tried to betray his own the and ended up [[AndIMustScream trapped in a living prison]] = the Void Dragon
* Tobias: Horrifically tortured, [[AndIMustScream trapped in a body he once loved but now cannot stand, unable to do anything but watch as all he loved falls down around his ears]]= the god emperor of mankind
* Marco: the self proclaimed joker in the pack. Always hides his motives. Closer relationship with the arch enemy than you would think = The Deceiver
* Jake: the leader via his {{Manipulative Bastard}}ry, always looking at the bigger picture, prepared to coldly and calmly sacrifice the lives of thousands to achieve his aims= Tzeentch
* Cassie: best at morphing I.E. best at a horrific process of BodyHorror she willingly, ''gleefully'' puts herself though. Chooses to work with sick and dying animals, to whom she is as caring as a good grandparent= Nurgle
* Ax: Utter [[TheHedonist hedonistic]] SenseFreak whose race is the Animorphs equivalent for [[TheFairFolk Elves]]. Enjoys whipping his enemies with a barbed tail= Slaanesh.
* Rachel: .... To be honest, If we replaced all her dialogue from the second half of the series with "Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull throne! " would anyone have cared? Or noticed?
** Readers would notice! They would be upset that she devoted her bloody slaughter to the Blood God instead of [[EldritchAbomination Crayak]].

[[WMG: Literature/{{Twilight}} is RealLife, and RealLife is an elaborate {{fanfic}}tion written by incredibly bored bishie "vampires" millenia into the future.]]
Consequently, Edward is [[Literature/TheBible God]], Jacob is {{Satan}}, and Bella is [[SuzumiyaHaruhi Haruhi Suzumiya]].
** [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I. HATE YOU.]] [[UnstoppableRage SO. MUCH.]]
** Wait, but wh- wh-... but that means that in real life there's a fanfiction with a fanfiction about real life which has fanfiction about fanfiction about r-. [[MindRape T]][[BrainBleach h]][[DivideByZero i]][[FlatWhat s]] [[FridgeHorror i]][[ParanoiaFuel s]] [[NightmareFuel wrong]] on so many levels...
[[WMG:{{Activision}} is going to cause another crash, but only in mainstream gaming.]]
It's obvious that Bobby Kotick's current policies will not be healthy for the company in the long term; but its acquisition of Blizzard, Sierra, and Red Octane indicates that it's doing well for the moment. Suppose it keeps growing bigger and bigger, buying more and more companies. When it collapses, it will take most of the industry with it because it will ''be'' most of the industry.

Any indie gaming that managed to stay indie won't be affected and will continue to produce the same sorts of games it has for years. Mainstream gaming will ride its tailcoats to recovery by mimicking the most popular indie games.

What incredibly popular indie game do you think they'll follow the example of?

'''VideoGame/{{TOUHOU}} [[MemeticMutation HIJACK LOL]]'''

Yes, in a few years badly drawn girls in ridiculous hats will be as common as [[ASpaceMarineIsYou SPESS MEHRENS]], [[{{Minecraft}} except that you have to build the badly drawn girls in ridiculous hats yourself using ultra-rare materials that take 1000 hours of gameplay to get tools strong enough to gather them before you even start. And that's not counting the time it takes to build your own]] BulletHell [[{{Minecraft}} stages from scratch to play in, which requires a further 1000 hours of gameplay just to get it to the length of your average Touhou game.]]

* That's supposed to be a Poison Oak Epileptic Tree? It's awesome.
** Even after the edit?
* Or [[FromBadToWorse they'll follow]] [[PlatformHell the example of]] ''VideoGame/IWannaBeTheGuy''.

[[WMG: RealLife is a ShaggyDogStory.]]
And more often than not, the [[ShootTheShaggyDog dog gets shot]].

[[WMG: Every Series/DegrassiTheNextGeneration character was molested.]]
After all, there were a lot more molestations on Series/DegrassiJuniorHigh. This has to be true.
* '''Snake Simpson is a homophobe.'''
** This would explain why he's never reestablished contact with Glen and why the measures he took after Adam was thrown through a window were as much a punishment for Adam as for Fitz and Owen.
* '''Shane could have had a much better life if he had had better treatment post-brain damage.'''
** He's a ''lot'' lower-functioning when Emma reestablishes contact with him, after having been warehoused in an institution his entire adult life, than he was when he reappeared for the first time and was attending a special day school and presumably recieving intensive therapy. They put him away and he regressed.

[[WMG: [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Mr. Krabs]] ''[[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbates]]'' to money.]]
* [[RuleThirtyFour And he has porn of it]].
* He masturbates ''on'' money. And then hands it out to customers as change.
** It's canon that he has a huge MoneyFetish. [[OhCrap Damnit, this theory has precedence.]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&v=axjMwdGgi0Y THIS. Ugh.]]
*** I think it's for motivation to earn money and get out of the Great Depression poverty rut..... [[GoneHorriblyRight but it has gone too far]].
** Do you remember how Krabs [[TheUnfettered will stop at nothing]] to gain or retain money (so that he can masturbate at it)? Yes, he even has a drugs and prostitution industry, because SexSells. Spongebob and Pearl are his ho's
* ''' Spongebob masturbates to Krabby Patties.'''
** And the worst part is, he rubs those Krabby Patties onto his.... yeah. That's it folks, you know the secret ingredient!!!!
*** I WANT MY MONEY BACK. *continues to vomit*
**** Are you sure? (See above)
***** [[BigNO NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!]]
** Spongebob ''loves'' the sound of two pickes rubbing together. He can listen to it all night long.
*** He also masturbates to jellyfish and his Driver's Licence.
*** [[PennyArcade Jellyfish: Vaginas of the sea.]]
** Spongebob actually fell in love with a Krabby Patty once. Thankfully sponges are pretty much asexual.
*** Spongebob is gay. Have you not heard of the controversy?
*** [[ArtisticLicenseBiology You Fail Biology Forever]]. [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sponge#Reproduction Sponges are hermaphrodites]] and therefore can't be gay. That's a scientific fact. You can't argue with science.
*** His "unrequited crush" on Sandy is just his desperation to have a beard.
* '''[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Plankton]] worships Chtulhu.'''
** [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Squidward]] Tentacles rapes anime girls in his Cthulhu rituals. The "miserable neighbour" personality is just a mask.
** Patrick masturbates to jellyfish too.
* The cast of WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants became the real Cthulhu, further explained by their life at the bottom of the ocean.
** So... That means Cthulu visits Texas and there would be a fanfic CthulhuMythos Versus SquirrelGirl?

[[WMG: All the events in ''Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog'' happened]]
It was when space-time was altered around Los Angeles, California. This also caused the supposed "writer's strike," which was a cover-up for a space-time-alteration bubble.
* Are you kidding? That would be awesome!
* Made possible by [[Series/BuffytheVampireSlayer Hellmouths]] near you. Thank you!

[[WMG: The cars in the {{Burnout}} series are Pixar's WesternAnimation/{{Cars}} being forced to play deathmatch games for the entertainment of the powerful members of the Cars universe]]
Both take place in universes where cars have replaced humans. But {{Burnout}} is much "bloodier."

[[WMG: All philosophies are simply elaborately disguised WildMassGuessing written in PurpleProse.]]

[[WMG: A much more depressing theory: [[ThePhilosopher Philosophers]] are insane and delusional.]]
That explains the existence of the NietzscheWannabe.

[[WMG: All philosophies are wish fulfilment, such as the philosophy of Plato. ''Especially'' [[WideEyedIdealist Plato]].]]
* Actually that was courtesy of Aristotle, who criticized Plato's Theory of Forms as being too idealistic.

[[WMG: ''Literature/NineteenEightyFour'' (combined with ''{{Fahrenheit 451}}'') is the future of ''Anime/ReadOrDie'']]
The British Library just becomes the Inner Party and Gentleman is basically Big Brother. After failing to resurrect Gentleman and complete the AssimilationPlot, the British Library got a massive BSOD and took it upon themselves to 1) burn all literature and records of the past as resentment for Yomiko's rebellion, and 2) start an atomic World War III. The fact that they control all literature and that Gentleman has existed during time immemorial makes it easy for the Library to modify history, claiming that every single significant moment of history, and every invention, [[JuliusBeethovenDaVinci involved the Gentleman]] in some way. Yomiko is Goldstein, and Dokusensha is Eastasia. [[RunningGag We have always been at war with Eastasia]].
* They're already experimenting with some kinds of NewSpeak. The "New Language" brainwashing used on Nenene is certainly an example of one.
* Alternatively, Yomiko is already incarcerated in the Ministry of Love (or just an [[BedlamHouse asylum]]), [[CuckooNest and all the alternate ROD continuities and being a papermaster are her catatonic delusions]]. It's like Film/{{Brazil}}.

[[WMG: Zenna Henderson's ''ThePeople'' are Space Mormon StepfordSmiler types.]]
Only one story takes place on Home. An old woman and her daughter-in-law chat cheerily about the "Days of Difference" before "The Peace". Sounds reasonable enough, until you think about that for a while and consider that they live under a MarySuetopia, and while hiding out on earth they warn each other to keep up the disguised as a normal person stuff, by stating that "Different is Dead". Considering the way little kids are disciplined with a form of MindRape, and the way the Sorters pretty casually talk about doing Windows file management on Outsiders' heads, or flat-out erasing their memories, plus the fact that Zenna Henderson really did spend a good part of her life as a Mormon, these syrupy little tales of benevolent aliens may be more like DidWeJustHaveTeaWithCthulhu.

[[WMG: [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Chief Wiggum]] and his wife are [[IncestIsRelative Brother and Sister]].]]
It explains why they look so similar, and it also explains [[TheDitz Ralph]].
* What about Milhouse's parents? They're almost identical.
** So are his grandparents. That's because the Van Houtens are all the result of a [[GodwinsLaw Nazi human]] [[PeopleFarms inbreeding plan]] to keep the Aryan race pure.
*** Damn those blue-haired, yellow-skinned... wait, what?

[[WMG: The relationship between [[Disney/TheLionKing Scar and Mufasa]] is realistic and representative of how brothers co-rule RealLife lion packs in [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_sexual_behaviour#Lions every regard.]] ]]
* [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!]]
* Same can be said of feudalism in general.
* Adds a whole new meaning to Scar's warning "Don't turn your back on me, Mufasa".
** Perhaps it meant "This time, we won't be reconciling the easy way".

[[WMG: The Medieval Inquisition consisted of sexual molestation.]]
* Search your feelings (and the torture devices used), you know it to be true.....
** So will the Inquisition ever end? That is, unless The Vatican runs out of money.
*** It will never, ever, ''ever'', end.
*** duh ''du jour'', duh of the day.
*** [[UsefulNotes/TheSpanishInquisition TVTropes says otherwise.]]

[[WMG: AdolfHitler is [[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Kamina]].]]
* which explains why he is such a charismatic, messianic, [[LargeHam hammy]] {{Ubermensch}} praising manliness and despising "sub-humans" (Beastmen).
* Spiral Energy = Power of Evolution = Natural Selection = Survival of the fittest = SocialDarwinist = Nazism
* Which makes Simon somewhat an AnthropomorphicPersonification of [[Webcomic/AxisPowersHetalia Germany]].
* Communists = Anti-Spirals? That explains their [[Literature/NineteenEightyFour Nineteen Eighty]] [[DespairEventHorizon Four]] - like attitude...
** Actually, the Anti-Spirals are Jewish, if you would go by the theory that [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Seele]] is based on Jewish world conspiracy, and also that both parties are involved in / resembled {{Instrumentality}}....
* Jossed: Its established in the narrative that Kamina isn't fighting the war out of hatred. Nor is there any sign he 'despises' beastmen for being beastmen. Also, Spiral Energy is plainly established as becoming much more powerful by way of the bonds between both diverse humans and beastmen.
** In fact, in episode 4, a group a nearly identical beastmen characters FAIL at being strong by way of unity.

[[WMG:ScottPilgrim is dead]]
The light at the end of the series was a KaizoTrap.

[[WMG:Real Hell will be worse than what Dante has predicted.]]
[[LikeABadassOutOfHell No fiery Badasses who go]] ToHellAndBack, no something resembling TheLegionsOfHell, TrainingFromHell, AHellOfATime, DealWithTheDevil which results in being CursedWithAwesome, HornyDevils or something that says EvilIsSexy all over it, anything that's like TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} or even Heavy Metal, none of those. It will contain over nine thousand instances of [[FateWorseThanDeath fates worse than death]] IMPOSED BY [[GodIsEvil GOD]] HIMSELF, (compared to Dante's only nine) such as [[{{Room101}} seeing one's own most feared]] NightmareFuel, [[AndIMustScream being paralyzed for eternity]], an environment similar to a combination of Literature/NineteenEightyFour and Literature/IHaveNoMouthAndIMustScream, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking endless shows]] [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment involving Barney, Omochao, Justin Bieber, Big, The Werehog, Merlina, Pearl, Patchy, Fanboy, Chumchum, and Hannah Montana]].

[[WMG: Real Heaven will be the same, or even [[FromBadToWorse worse]].]]
Because GodIsEvil and it's a CrapsackWorld after all...
* But what if reality fabric basis explodes? Infinity rewritten?

[[WMG: The Wiki/SCPFoundation is being run by the SlenderMan.]]
It's not about containing SCP artefacts, it's about removing the competition...

[[WMG: The SlenderMan is the good guy.]]
''[[HumansAreCthulhu We]]'' [[HumansAreCthulhu are the horrors that should not walk the earth.]]
** Alternately, an early Slender Man story suggested that he does what he does because it's necessary to protect humanity/the world from something ''even worse.''
* WHY DOES THIS MAKE SO MUCH SENSE

[[WMG: [[TwinPeaks The oWlS ArE NOt WhAT THeY SEeM.]]]]
[[OminousOwl Nor]] [[HairRaisingHare are]] [[CuteKitten any]] [[EverythingsBetterWithMonkeys of]] [[EverythingsNuttierWithSquirrels the]] [[EverythingsBetterWithPenguins other]] [[BearsAreBadNews animals.]]
* [[Webcomic/ElGoonishShive Read or they'll eat you.]]

[[WMG: There are no [[Series/DoctorWho Time Lords]].]]
Because when everyone's a [[WMG/TimeLord Time Lord]], [[TheIncredibles no one will be]].

[[WMG: Any fictional [[DisappearedDad Disappeared Dads]] and [[MissingMom Missing Moms]] who recieve little to no mention in the narrative are likely to be permanent victims of [[Series/DoctorWho The TARDIS]] [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E12ThePandoricaOpens explosion]].]]
This crossed my mind when I was thinking about [[MagicalGirlLyricalNanoha Fate Tesstarossa's Father and Hayate Yagami's parents]]. Or even [[Manga/AzumangaDaioh Chiyo's Parents]]. Since they are never mentioned (or, in Hayate's case, given a very flimsy tag of 'dead'), it is as if they have been wiped from memory/existence for good...and yes, that does mean the Doctor's "Big Bang 2.0" is NOT perfect.

[[WMG: Barney is [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Evangelion Unit-01]]]]
And [[CthulhuMythos Nyarlathotep]] created both series to drive all of us insane, with Ear Worms for the former and SoundtrackDissonance for the latter....
* *children cry*

[[WMG: TabletopGame/{{FATAL}} ''is'' the most historically accurate RPG ever.]]
The {{Squick}}? Real. The total randomness? Totally real. Randy gay ogres? ''All too real''. Historians feared future generations would GoMadFromTheRevelation and [[AncientConspiracy conspired]] to create the much better and awesomer history we all know and love. Want the evidence? Just look at [[FourChan /b/]], [[FreudWasRight your penis]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking or]] [[EverybodyHatesMathematics one of the most hated subjects of all time]] ([[KanyeWest ONE OF THE MOST HATED SUBJECTS OF ALL TIME!!!]]).

[[WMG: [[TheShawshankRedemption Andy Dufresne]] [[VillainProtagonist is guilty as hell]] ]]
* This film suffers from an UnreliableNarrator: Red is biased towards Andy due to their friendship and Andy is outright lying to Red and the others to keep them on his side, so nothing Red says, and nothing that happens in the scenes were Red is not present to confirm the play of events can be trusted. Andy gunned down his wife and her lover in cold blood not because he even loved her, but because he did not like being cuckolded, and he is every bit as cold and calculating as the judge thought he was. He got a rock hammer of Red for the soul aim of making an escape attempt, and his “friendship” with Red was purely to ensure he retained access to any other items he might need smuggled in from the outside. He was never [[PrisonRape raped by the sisters,]] and the accusations that they take part in rape by Red are just fantasies caused by Red’s homophobia, and although [[ExactWords telling the truth when he says that he’s not homosexual]] Andy is however [[BiTheWay Bisexual]] and in a rough, but consensual, relationship with Boggs. Boggs then finds out about Andy’s excape plan, and needs to be silenced. Andy has this in mind when he gives Capt. Byron Hadley financial advice on the roof, and later provokes a fight with the sisters knowing he can use this excuse to have Hadley take care of Boggs. The warden is a good god-fearing man struggling with the temptation to abuse his position, and Andy approaches him with the plan to use the prisoners as labour to undercut local companies unless given kickbacks: Andy is planning to make money for his post-escape life even then. Tommy’s old cell-mate confessed to killing a professional athlete and a white-collar worker's wife, but the details were hazy in Tommy’s mind and he only decided that it was a banker's wife and a tennis player when he heard Andy’s story, filing in the gaps in his memory with these new details. The warden, being a good person, takes this seriously and considered getting Andy a re-trial. This is a problem: Andy is desperate to walk away with the warden’s money (which he has always considered his by right) and knows that if he is taken from his cell for a re-trial the part-finished tunnel will be discovered. Tommy must be silenced, so Andy puts him up to running away by threatening to spread lies that he’s cheated on his high school equivalency making him unemployable when he gets out, and by threatening him and his family physically, ensuring that he runs and is shot by Hadley during an escape attempt. The warden realizes that Andy orchestrated this and sticks him in solitary, but by now his escapes plan is in the final stages. He escapes the day he's let out of solitary, framing the innocent warden and Hadley for his crimes, but has a problem. He can't carry nearly $300,000 dollars in cash over the border without raising some suspicions. So he needs a disposable mule to take his cash over the border. Thankfully for him he's planed ahead: Red. He gives Red the location of a dead drop before his escape, and before fleeing Maine uses some of his cash to bribe the parole board: hence why Red bizarrely makes parole despite mouthing off. Red finds the cash and follows Andy over the border where he's there with his boat. Later that night, his cash returned to him, Andy takes Red on a little moonlight cruse, safe in the knowledge that if a body was to wash ashore the next morning [[IronicEcho no one would kick up a fuss over an old con,]] especially not a coloured one. Bored of Mexico, about a month later Andy decides to change his name and go to Europe for a bit, and so picks a new identify out of a phone book: [[{{Ripliad}} Tom Ripley.]]
* In ''FromDuskTillDawn'' “El Ray”, the hideout for escaped American criminals in Mexico is the same place as Zihuatanejo, founded and run by Andy, who takes a 20% share of every other villain's takings.

[[WMG: ''All'' of the Starfleet vessels destroyed at Wolf 359 had civilians and children aboard.]]

* Think about it. Both the USS ''Enterprise'', an exploratory ship and one of the most powerful warships in Starfleet, and Deep Space Nine, a military outpost that is closer to one of the Federation's sometimes-enemies than it is to any help from the Federation, AND next to the wormhole into the Gamma Quadrant, have civilians and children aboard. Even when Deep Space Nine was the front lines of the Dominion War, we still saw civvies and children on the station, not to mention Ben Sisko's wife and infant son aboard the USS ''Saratoga'' at Wolf 359. Every one of the 39 starships destroyed in that battle, and most, if not all, of the starships destroyed in the Dominion War and the Federation's short war with the Klingons, had civilians and children aboard. And nobody seems to find it worth mentioning how many of them have died.
** Not so fast! It's likely that the children and several non-essential civilians would've been [[ShooOutTheClowns offloaded]] to a Caretaker ship at a marshalling point. Still a TearJerker when you think about the survivors, though...

[[WMG: TVTropes has prostitution in it.]]
Seriously, why does the trope "EntryPimp" exists?
* Yes, yes, the real man behind the Administratum is not Tropers/FastEddie, but [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Gendo]] [[MemeticMutation Ikari]].
** Can you really blame us? After all, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73Xu1Id0iPc IT'S GENDO!]]
* [[FrankMiller Frank?]] [[AuthorAppeal Is that you?]]
* More likely to be Jossed due to The Advertisement Server pulling out finance if we have NSFW content. [[AllAccordingToPlan Or that's just what Gendo would like you to think]]......

[[WMG: The [[Heartwarming/RealLife Real Life section of the Heartwarming listing]] is all fake]]

* None of it is real. It's all a vast conspiracy to keep the oppressed populace of the CrapsackWorld from realizing how bad things really are. The fact that [[BigBrotherIsWatching Big Brother]] cares enough to bother is itself a [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments Crowning Moment of Heartwarming]].
* Or even more depressingly, all of it (and the TroperTales section) was made up by ordinary people as a means of useless wish-fulfillment, ''à la'' [[HouseOfLeaves Johnny Truant]]. People just bought into the stories because they needed to believe some good is in the world, and eventually they just became accepted as real stories. Which makes the Real life section of the Heartwarming listing nothing more than a WishFulfillment trope
[[WMG: When a person / character from any medium [[DrivenToSuicide commits suicide]] (including RealLife people like you and me), they get reincarnated into RealLife.]]
Committing suicide means you go to Hell, which is apparently {{Room 101}}, [[IronicHell the worst thing in the world]], which for the suicidal is.... PresentDay, [[SerialExperimentsLain Present Time]], RealLife! You could be Hitler right now. To me, punishing such a simple and poetic act of expressing one's misery with [[DisproportionateRetribution harsh disproportion]] is the irrevocable proof that [[GodIsEvil God Is]] '''''[[CompleteMonster EVIL]]'''''.
* This is actually the plot of WristcuttersALoveStory.
* No no no, we all know what happens to people who commit suicide: [[Film/{{Beetlejuice}} in the afterlife, they become civil servants]].
** Which is one of the most Real Life-istic jobs for the afterlife.
* Or possibly, whenever anyone dies at all, they get reincarnated into any medium.

[[WMG: The end of ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory3'' is Woody's DyingDream.]]
The light at the end of the hold my hand sequence, that's Woody's mind snapping. So he imagines everything as it should be according to him;
* Barbie and Ken are together dispite the relationship issues they'd be likely to have, *Sunnyside follows Kens overtly idealistic views and everyone lives happily ever after (instead it's likely Lotso's inner circle squabbled and divided the daycare even more. Unknown to Woody without those in power Ken has little influence.),
* Lotso gets karmic retribution by a former kid of yet another Lotso,
* Mrs. and Mr. Potato Head's family is back together and stronger than ever,
* Chuckles gets repaid for helping Woody defeat Lotso,
* The toys get their last playtime with Andy
* Woody gets to see more of Bonnie and her toys as he was growing fond of Bonnie and felt bad about abandoning the latter.
* The part with Buzz and Jessie is him wanting them to be together despite in his falling for one or both of them after Bo had to leave the group, he wants them to be happy and get together.

The talk between Andy and his mom, that's Woody's mind trying to convince Woody it's time to go in a way he'd pay attention to.

[[WMG: There are no "Muggleborns" in Literature/HarryPotter. They are all rapechildren.]]
Every. Single. ONE. Every "Muggleborn", from Myrtle, to the Creevy brothers, to Lily and ''Hermione'' are in fact the children caused by forced liaisons between Purebloods and local Muggles (poor Mrs. Creevy...). There are no Muggleborns, they're all Halfbloods! You see, Voldemort hated muggles, but he saw nothing wrong with having his minions rape a few muggle women for the hell of it. As one fanfic author put it: An ''[[MindControl Imperio]]'' here, an ''[[LaserGuidedAmnesia Obliviate]]'' there... ''it's so easy''. Of course, this has been going on since long before ol' Voldy. After all, the Muggleborns had to come from somewhere in the past. However, the practice greatly increased under the rule of any Dark Lord. Odds are, the number of Muggle Borns attending Hogwarts will have spiked in the years following the First Wizarding War, and will experience another minor spike in the decade following the end of the series. It probably tapers off in times of peace, [[UnfortunateImplications but will never disappear completely]]...
* oh my god... this makes so much sense...
* [[FromBadToWorse Or they were formed by consensual adultery and passed off as freaks of nature.]]
** Wait, consensual adultery is ''worse'' than them being rape children?

Thankfully, there is proof out there to discount at least ''some'' of this. However, there is always the possibility...

[[WMG: [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario]] is a castrato.]]
Why else do you think a grown man has an abnormally high voice?
* But without any testosterone, how could he have grown a mustache?
** Testosterone infusions or hair follicle implants. Maybe...
** Or maybe he just grew the mustache ''before'' he got his balls chopped off, and then never shaved it off.
*** I have another explanation - Mario is a [=FtM=] transsexual who probably hasn't ended with all part of the process. This explains the voice.
**** Transition does not work that way
**** And why he's shorter than Princess Peach.
** If all the above is true, then Peach herself is an [=MtF=] Transsexual: She oftentimes sounds as if she were a man with a fake high-pitched voice. Maybe this is why they are so keen on saving each other all the time?

[[WMG: [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Squidward Tentacles]] committed suicide a long time ago; being in the [=SpongeBob=] [=SquarePants=] universe is his punishment.]]
With me being a suicide symphatizer, this has got to be the most horrible theory I could ever come up with.

[[WMG: The PoisonOakEpilepticTrees will become a great source of poetry.]]
Well, PoisonOakEpilepticTrees is in an acronym, [[FunWithAcronyms P.O.E.T.]]\\
\\
An example:
-->''[[RosesAreRedVioletsAreBlue Roses are red,]]''
-->''[[RosesAreRedVioletsAreBlue Violets are blue]]''
-->''PoisonOakEpilepticTrees,''
-->''The only guesses that are true!''
** That may be a poem, but the meter is awful.
*** Well since this is PoisonOakEpilepticTrees that means [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy Vogon]] [[SuckinessIsPainful poetry]] is the most perfect poetry out there.

[[WMG: Every single "normal" person had been sent to the [[Literature/NineteenEightyFour Ministry of Love]], where they are {{Mind Rape}}d in order to never dissent. In fact, ''every single person'' had been sent to the Ministry of Love, we are just able to dissent because either all of us are just repressing the traumatic fact, or because of our will to escape the pain [[Film/{{Brazil}} we escaped into a much more mundane delusion, which is]] RealLife.]]
In other words, [[EverybodyIsJesusInPurgatory Everybody Is]] [[Film/{{Brazil}} Sam Lowry]] [[EverybodyIsJesusInPurgatory In]] {{Room 101}}. Also, being in Tv Tropes means you are up for being {{Unperson}}ed. That's how horrible it is.
* So... TVTropesWillRuinYourLife?

Room 101 exists. You haven't seen it because you're not dissenting.

[[WMG: [[VideoGame/{{Touhou}} Gensokyo]] is one step away from being a [[CrapsackWorld hellhole]]]]
The closest things we have to heroes are a thief and a lazy miko. Serious shit's happened numerous times that could have ended very, ''very'' badly for everyone. The only thing keeping the genuinely malevolent characters in check is their own idiocy. It only looks so quirky and cute because [[RealityWarper Yukari]] is, without fail for every second of every day, keeping the tone of the game within acceptable, non-GRIMDARK territory.
* Unfortunately, [[FromBadToWorse Yukari is asleep most of the time]]. Alternately, horrible, horrible things happen all the time in Gensokyo, it's just that when the full moon rolls around, Keine [[CosmicRetcon edits history]] into something more palatable -- so you did get tortured/raped/dismembered/killed/eaten, but you ''just don't remember''. Unless [[MrExposition Akyuu]] managed to write it down; then even Keine can't undo it.[[note]]Though Yukari possibly ''could'', by gaphax with the border between "History" and "Lies" or somesuch.[[/note]]

[[WMG: VideoGame/{{Earthbound}} and VideoGame/{{Mother 3}} are ShootTheShaggyDog Stories.]]
Ness and his friends die at the end, and Giygas wasn't truly defeated. The rest of the ending is FAKE.

Consider that:
* When Giygas is "defeated", he turns into static and blips out like an old TV. Maybe it's really the four kids' robot vision malfunctioning as they break down?
* The cutscene immediately after that apparently shows Ness and friends' souls time-travelling from past to present. Absolutely no precedent or explanation is given for this, yet they needed to get transplanted into robots to even safely travel through Dr. Andonut's super-advanced time capsule. We can only assume the whole series of events is improbable, possibly Ness's dying dreams.
* VideoGame/{{Mother 3}} takes place in an [[spoiler:AfterTheEnd]] setting. [[spoiler:Perhaps that setting is the same as Ness's, [[YouCantFightFate destroyed 10 years after when Giygas came back healthy?]]]]

And as for VideoGame/{{Mother 3}}, well, [[spoiler:the world gets destroyed again doesn't it? The hidden ending when "everyone's fine" is presumably also Lucas' dream, a picture of what he wished in his heart for all the people he knew, but knowing deep down that it never was and never will be. [[SealedEvilInACan And Porky's gonna get out of that capsule]] ''sometime'' and ''somehow'' and rebuild his {{Egopolis}} from the ground up.]]

[[WMG: Everyone goes to {{Room 101}} when they die.]]
Hence why babies cry at birth. We all go to Room 101 when we die, facing our worst fears from our unconscious, and then when we do repent, reincarnated back in this world, but due to the massive trauma we suffer soul-washing and thus seem to be born knowing nothing. [[{{Hell}} Those who resist, however]]...

[[WMG: There is no continuity.]]
Every movie serial chapter, television episode, book in a series, issue of a comic, story in an issue of an anthology comic, adaptation of a story, is in a different universe from each other.

[[WMG: Ash's father is dead.]]
There will be TheUnreveal And no one will ever find out who he is.
* And this applies to everyone ever named "Ash," since the fandom is not specified.
** ''Every'' Ash? It's {{Jossed}} for [[Webcomic/{{Misfile}} at least one Ash,]] whose father is clearly shown to be alive and working as a gynecologist.

[[WMG: Iris really ''is'' a [[UnfortunateImplications racist stereotype.]]]]
[[AmbiguouslyBrown Of what race, I'm not sure.]]
* [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} The Anime]] [[http://www.serebii.net/anime/pictures/bestwishes/745ps8.shtml seems to have]] [[http://www.serebii.net/anime/pictures/bestwishes/745ps9.shtml settled on]] [[http://www.serebii.net/anime/pictures/bestwishes/745ps10.shtml her being a]] '''[[UsefulNotes/{{Baseball}} Cleveland]]''' [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Adams_(drummer) Indian]].
* [[Videogame/MegaManZero Well she was racist.]]
** [[Vidoegame/MegaManX Wrong part of the Timeline]].

[[WMG: [[SonicTheHedgehog Knuckles]] really '''is''' the LastOfHisKind]]
The reason Tikal, Sinbad, etc, arent mentioned after their debuts is that they were all killed by Robotnik.
* To make thing worse, Knuckles ''stuffed and mounted the others after they died!''
** Or alternativly, the other echidnas are just hallucinations.
*** Perhaps he plans to stuff and mount '''ROUGE'''.
**** Mount, THEN stuff, surely? Their half-bat half-echidna children will mean he ISN'T the last of his kind. :3

[[WMG: In the fabled Mario/Sonic crossover platformer, Rouge the Bat will be the only playable character, period.]]
The evidence: She was a rival in the Vancouver edition. Countless fans demanded for her to be playable. Even more demaned a Mario And Sonic crossover platformer. Sega is known for being a LiteralGenie. For example, ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog4'' only has Sonic playable because the fans demanded a reduction of the cast. Sega may do the same with this platformer. and if youre saying "Oh no, Miru!", you are correct.

[[WMG: Oogie Boogie hates [[TheNightmareBeforeChristmas Jack Skellington]] because Jack had tried to or have sexually assault him]]
Or, alternatively, Jack hates Oogie because ''Oogie'' tried to or have raped him.

[[WMG: Big has raped Amy and Cream several times]]
* Ugh, that would probably crush them to death the first time [[DudeNotFunny and...]])

[[WMG: Bruce Wayne is a catatonic patient in an [[BedlamHouse asylum]], [[CuckooNest and all of the Batman's adventures are just his delusions]]]]
No less than three of his villains are psychiatrists (Scarecrow, Harley Quinn, and Hugo Strange). Joker is obviously another patient in the asylum, who has an exaggerated slight unrequited love or freindship from Harley, and ([[FoeYay sexual]]) feuds with Bruce. The tonal differences in different periods of Batman's history is due to different medication regimes. Arkham Asylum comes up time and time again.

His fellow "crimefighters" follow this: Commisioner Gordon is a police officer who sympathizes with the delusional Batman, Robins are children who were brought in somehow to see him and sympathized for extended periods of time, Batgirl is Gordon's daughter, who followed along with the Batman story for a while, who became a police officer and subsequently lost her legs in a gunfire incident that Batman's mind interpreted as fault of the Joker, went on to become a computer worker who has friends in the aviary sciences, Alfred the butler is either a prison worker or a family friend, who tells many tales of things that constitute the Batman's arsenal of weapons and fighting styles, but some medical affliction kept him from becoming a crimefighter in his own right, etc. any incidents in which Batman has his TRULY dead family (what drove him insane, really) brought back to him is an ill-advised combination of a shortage of drugs and a necessary treatment change and lucid dreaming in an unstable mental treatment. The Justice League and other "heroes" was something from a television ShowWithinAShow that he had the luxury of watching several times, or people with different medical afflictions he consistently met when he required hospital treatment in other wings, and Gotham's existence is probably the name of the area or city where the asylum stands.
* If he writes two series of novels, one of the Batman fantasies and another of his true situation, that would be subject to a GREAT series of LemonyNarrator class writers, and... well, you can probably guess. Also, if this theory is true, BRUCE WAYNE IS THE WRITER OF DC COMICS!?!?!
* That lines up ''way'' too well. Pure genius. DC should totally write a comic based on that, [[PlayedStraight play it completely straight]]. . . [[MindScrew and]] [[RiddleForTheAges not]] [[ShrugOfGod specify]] [[TeasingCreator whether]] [[SchrodingersButterfly its a]] [[WhatIf Imaginary Stories]] comic or if its {{Canon}}.
* The {{Joker}} is his projection of his insanity as a separate person, giving a face to the crime and misery of the world in general.
Yeah, so basically the story in WhateverHappenedToTheCapedCrusader where Alfred hires actors to play villains is the happy version? That's just twisted

[[WMG: Bruce Wayne [[spoiler:[[HeroicSacrifice dies in the reactor core explosion]] in ''Film/TheDarkKnightRises'']]]]
* The most compelling piece of evidence for this interpretation lies in the scene where [[spoiler:Alfred resigns from Bruce's service]]. Consider: [[spoiler: In his final confrontation with Bruce, Alfred specifically referred to the fantasy he had during Bruce's absence from Gotham in ''Film/BatmanBegins''. He went to the café in Florence every year, like clockwork during his annual holiday, hoping to see Bruce there as a sign that he had come to terms with the deaths of Thomas and Martha, and had moved on. Alfred demonstrably experienced deep emotional trauma after Batman, already arguably mortally wounded by Talia's "slow knife" attack, piloted the reactor core offshore and died in the ensuing explosion. Alfred ''needed'' to see Bruce in his mind's eye at the café--he ''needed'' to be able to comfort himself with the notion that Bruce had come to terms with his life and moved on--so that he ''himself'' could move on and proceed through his grief for Bruce and for Thomas and Martha, and accept Bruce's passing.]]
** Of course, one could conveniently use that exact same logic to explain why [[spoiler: a living Bruce would deliberately show up at that cafe at that time with Selina (whose presence would make little sense in a hallucination, considering that Alfred had no knowledge of the two having any sort of feelings for each other).]]
* Also consider that despite what the final product seems to indicate, [[spoiler:that Bruce does indeed survive, his death would also be more consistent with his character arc as it stands by the ending. With most of the things upon which his identity as Bruce Wayne was built being taken away (being betrayed and deserted by Alfred, learning the truth about Rachel, failing utterly as Batman, letting corruption seep back in through the Dent Act, destroying his father's company through neglect), all of which happened ''after'' the fixing of the autopilot, it makes sense that he really has no identity left except Batman, which his Howard Hughes-style retreat from public life would indicate. But because being Batman would only ever bring him more misery, as Alfred warned, the only way for Wayne to ever find peace is to go out in a HeroicSacrifice for the sake of Gotham. Dialogue like "There's nothing for me out there", and "Not everything; [[DeathSeeker not yet]]" definitely establishes a character with nothing to live for. The idea of Wayne lying to everything who cares about him and sneaking off just ... doesn't fit.]]
* Two major themes/aesops of the series are telling lies for the greater good is bad (every lie told in ''The Dark Knight'' is revealed with terrible consequences) and "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain" (Two-Face of course, but also Ra's al-Ghul and [[spoiler: Bane saving Talia]]) [[spoiler: If Bruce Wayne survives, it violates both of those.]]

[[WMG: [[WesternAnimation/TransformersPrime Miko]] will have a toy]]

[[http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Image:Primetoy-JackMikoRaf.jpg Totally confirmed.]] (The humans are pack-ins with Deluxe-sized Optimus Prime and Megatron figures.)

[[WMG: Dr. Eggman raped Yacker to death]]

[[WMG: Cream's dad is The Joker]]

[[WMG:The [[Series/DoctorWho regenerations]] keep getting more unstable.]]
The Second Doctor just shrugged it off. The Third spent some time in bed; the Fourth babbled about random stuff for a bit. The Fifth went into a coma for a while. The Sixth attacked his companion. Both the Seventh and the Eighth had amnesia. The Tenth went into a coma. His regeneration in "Stolen Earth" / "Journey's End" doesn't count because Ten stalled and redirected it. (Doctor!Donna had severe, if time-delayed, regeneration problems...) Eleven burned up the inside of the TARDIS as he came in. Later regenerations will be even nastier.

* Alternatively, the regenerations were getting more unstable, but Jackie Tyler's tea fixed whatever the Gallifreyan council broke, and Ten will have it down pat when he has to regenerate for real. We know that Tylers and Ten both have special places in the new series.
* This one seems to be supported by the latest regeneration - so explosive it damages the TARDIS and sends it plummeting to earth.
o I'm more convinced that this was to do with that specific Doctor's utter reluctance to regenerate having than it was to do with regenerations becoming more and more unstable. If the TARDIS is sort of psychic and gets inside your head, then it seems likely that a highly emotional reaction from the Doctor could have a knock on effect. This doesn't discredit the theory, though.
+ This is also the reason for his getting younger. Every time the Doctor regenerates he's burning up his life force. His first form lasted him for nearly 400 years, but then he needed to regenerate, and it cost him a lot more than anyone realised. Basically he's either going to keep regressing, or he's eventually going to just fall apart at the seams when his body can't sustain the level of power drain it needs. This can also be an explanation for his regenerations changing personality completely, because his neural pathways are getting eaten away. He's trapped in a Body Horror cycle he can't get out of.
** except by dying 3 more times...

[[WMG: Manga/AhMyGoddess is a GenderFlipped version of Literature/{{Twilight}}.]]
Keiichi is Bella, Belldandy is Edward, Peorth is Jacob, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick and Urd is Haruhi Suzumiya]]. And Belldandy will experience the same thing Bella did when giving birth.

[[WMG: [[TheMelancholyOfHaruhiSuzumiya Mikuru Asahina]] is a whore.]]
Seriously, how long will she keep disguising herself as being sexually submissive to the powers that be (Haruhi, Kyon, etc.)? If you think about what she's doing, she enjoys being Haruhi's chair.
* Haruhi pays a lot for what she thinks is a HighClassCallGirl, duh. And not just her. [[MemeticRapist Zeus]], [[GodIsEvil Yahweh]], Cthulhu, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking that guy]] [[BreadEggsMilkSquick with AIDS]], you name it.
* Giving her similarity (and same voice) to [[Manga/{{Bleach}} Orihime Inoue]], which all the haters call "whorihime", there might be something about this.
* This gives a new insight to her superior's identity: [[MemeticMutation It's]] [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Gendo]]!

[[WMG: [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} The Orks]] are {{wangst}}y crybabies and {{The Woobie}}s of the 40k world.]]
It took just a while to translate "WAAAAAAAAGH!!!" into "Waaaaaaaaaaah!" Also, they're the good guys who will kill you not because they're pure hateful evil, but it's because in such a CrapsackWorld [[WoobieDestroyerOfWorlds it's their expression of innocent fun]], unlike everybody else who are willingly either otherphobic Space Nazis (Imperium, Eldar, the Tau who used to be the woobies of the 40k world but turned into DirtyCommunists) or {{complete monster}}s with agendas (Chaos, the C'tan and their Necron servants, the Tyranids who could be justified as acting on instinct, but are too smart for that). \\
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And with the reputation of the Orks being one of the greatest badasses in all existence... *[[DarthWiki/WallBanger bangs head to wall]]*

[[WMG: Justin Bieber is God.]]
Everytime you sin, you are condemned to being mindraped by his song "Baby".

[[WMG: Mikey really hates it.]]
He hates everything.

[[WMG: Sonic 06 is the last Sonic game in chronological order, and the Archie Comics come afterward and SonicChronicles before it]]

Every character who appaered in Chronicles but not 06 died, and eveyone got bombed by the Xorda at the end.

[[WMG: Santa is [[Manga/DeathNote Kira]].]]

He's making a list, checking it twice, gonna find out who's naughty or nice...
* Okay, this one? This one is true.
* Alternatively, Edward (Literature/{{Twilight}}) is Santa. He sees you when your sleeping, he knows if you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good (with the mindreading and stuff). I really hope I haven't been good this year.

[[WMG: They really shouldn't have crossed the streams.]]

Egon said crossing the streams was bad. He was right. Ghostbusters ended with Egon and team purposefully destroying the world, so as to take Gozer and co with them. The rest of the film, and the sequel, is a dream sequence in that last dying microsecond.

[[WMG: GodIsEvil is TruthInTelevision.]]
* [[UsefulNotes/{{Gnosticism}} Some of us already believe that.]]

[[WMG: Tropers/{{Miru}} will eventually run SEGA]]

[[WMG: There will be a mass suicide in 2012.]]
It's very likely that somewhere there is a cult that is obsessed with the end of the world and 2012. If such a cult exists, it's very likely that they'd commit suicide on December 21st. Similar to the way the Heaven's Gate cult committed suicide when the Hale-Bopp comet passed by.
* Very likely.
* I'm going to play [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion The Ode]] [[Anime/ReadOrDie To Joy]] on the 2012 mass suicide for starters.

[[WMG: MortalEngines takes place in the TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} universe.]]
It's set in the time between the dark age of technology and the rise of the Emperor, and the London Guild of Engineers and other Engineering cults later form the Mechanicum.

[[WMG: ''All'' works of fiction, except for ''Literature/{{Flatland}}'' take place in the TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} universe.]]
The 40 k 'verse is so messed up that if a work of fiction is set in a three-directional, material universe, then it's possible, nay, inevitable, that it's happening somewhere in the 40k universe.

[[WMG: ''All'' works of fiction, '''''including''''' ''Literature/{{Flatland}}'' take place in the TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} universe.]]
Flatland just takes place in the warp, or on a daemon world created by the Greater daemon of geometry, servant of the Chaos god of maths and geekiness.
* [[Webcomic/{{xkcd}} Randall Munroe?]]

[[WMG: ThisVeryWiki is a CosmicHorror.]]
It's obvious.

[[WMG: Real Life takes place in the Warhammer40000 universe]]

** Are you sure that's a Poison Oak Epileptic Tree? Because like we really need the God-Emperor of Mankind right now (although the Internet could be mistaken for [[TheInternetIsForPorn Slaanesh]], and thus might actually be a Poison Oak Epileptic Tree, since us netizens will be exterminated as Heresy)
** But if anything, [[CrapsackWorld Real Life]] ''is'' Warhammer 40k without the awesome parts. Chaos is obviously teh Internets.

[[WMG: The person most possible to be [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} God Emperor of Mankind]] is not Jesus, not [[FanFic/ShinjiAndWarhammer40K Shinji]] [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Ikari]], but AdolfHitler.]]
* Because the TruthInTelevision is, Hitler seems like to be more of the God Emperor material than that whiny neurotic Shinji and that meek, sheepish, enemy-loving hippie masochist Jesus.
** The Emporer is a fascist nut but he viewed all of humanity as the greatest species in the universe so alternatively....
[[WMG: Vladimir Lenin is the God Emperor of Mankind.]]
He's not dead just napping in his glass coffin.
* A DarkMessiah to a crumbling nation? Check. Created a superpower that became a major player in world affairs? Check. [[AtomicHate Said superpower's arsenal capable of causing world-shattering mass destruction?]] Check. Died, was preserved as a mere monument for the masses to worship, and [[JosefStalin his successors]] turned his [[UtopiaJustifiesTheMeans secular and rationalist utopia]] into a theocratic [[Literature/NineteenEightyFour Orwellian]] {{dystopia}} which [[WeHaveReserves takes disregard for human life to new and interesting extremes]], and where [[{{Heresy}} the slightest deviation of thought]] is immediately [[DisproportionateRetribution smited with greatest disproportion]]? Double. [[PrecisionFStrike Fucking.]] Check.
* Throw in the deranged worship of a deceased cult personality and the Imperium is basically North Korea IN SPESS.
* But there's already Space Commies in 40k called the Tau.
* Abraham Lincoln, anyone?

[[WMG: [[{{Redwall}} Redwall Abbey]] is a [[ReligionOfEvil Cult]] [[UtopiaJustifiesTheMeans compound]].]]
It’s self-contained, it has [[CultColony huge, impenetrable walls around it that prevents anyone from getting in or out]], it’s an Abbey but [[ParanoiaFuel no-one ever mentions exactly what sort of religion is being practiced]], [[StepfordSmiler everyone is happy and peaceful all the time]], [[AngstWhatAngst no-one ever shows emotional distress even if they’ve just witnessed their entire family be murdered]], everyone’s so polite that despite the constant feasting, [[NobodyPoops no-one ever acknowledges that they ever need the lavatory]], and you see tonnes of kids around [[MySecretPregnancy but no-one is ever seen either pregnant or nursing]]. In fact it states early on in the books that most Dibbuns are [[StigmaticPregnancyEuphemism “Mossflower orphans found in the woods”]]. [[ConvenientlyAnOrphan I’m]] [[OrphansOrdeal sure]] [[OrphanageOfFear they]] [[NightmareFuel are]].
** That’s why there are lots of cellars in the Abbey that are hardly ever used, you need to keep all those wicked sinfull dirty pregnant people out of sight before you dump their babies in the woods to be “found.”
** [[FrothyMugsOfWater That’s why everyone in the Redwall Universe drinks so much]]: [[DrinkOrder October ale:]] [[DrowningMySorrows Erasing memories of]] [[{{Squick}} childhood abuse by a trusted religious official]] [[FauxtivationalPoster since the time of Martin the Warrior!]]
** The lords of Salamanderstron are well aware of all this, but as the extreme emotional repression of the Abbey reliably produces at least a few plucky, brave AxeCrazy sword swinging “champions” every generation to aid them, they turn a blind eye.
** Does this justify or not justify some of the stuff going on with all the fighting to end almost every landmark "order"?

[[WMG: Salamanderstron is [[LawfulEvil an autocratic Military Dictatorship]] with ambitions to TakeOverTheWorld]]
Think about it: Martin the Warrior was made great by Boar the fighter after Bella sent him to fetch Boar, Martin went to him and got brainwashed with a load of destiny claptrap [[MaybeMagicMaybeMundane (or possibly got mind-controlled by genuine magic powers)]] and then immediately went and killed Tsarmina and returned Bella to a position of power, which since [[MurderIsTheBestSolution she suspiciously outlived Martin, the Abbess and all her contemporaries]] [[PerfectPoison (she was stated to be a fair healer and good with herbs, and although it’s said Badgers normally live a lot longer than others,]] [[AlwaysMurder the reasons for this are conspicuously never explored)]] she held that power for some time. Later on in ''Triss'' they overthrow a sovereign vermin nation that has never been a threat to them, and [[AChildShallLeadThem install a teenager with no experience of politics and in it’s place]]. And in ''High Rhulain'' they overthrow a sovereign vermin nation that has never been a threat to them, [[InnocentInaccurate install a teenage Absolute Monarch with no experience of politics in it’s place,]] and even provide her with [[ManBehindTheMan Military Advisors]] [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything and letters of advice from]] [[{{CIA}} the Lord of Salamanderstron to help her rule.]] They maker quite a habit of this sort of stuff.

[[WMG: The ultimate goal of all Woodlanders in Redwall is the [[InferredHolocaust complete extermination]] of all the [[FantasticRacism vermin species]]]]
[[PuttingOnTheReich The lesser races must be purged!]]
* LawfulEvil Salamanderstron found that these ChaoticNeutral thugs just [[EvilPlan get in the way of their plans too much]], and as for Redwall, [[GodOfEvil the spirit of]] [[KnightTemplar Martin the Warrior]] [[BrainwashedAndCrazy told them to.]]

[[WMG: After the end of ''WesternAnimation/WallE'', when the humans returned to Earth...]]
...their bodies could no longer digest unprocessed whole organic food. With the ''Axiom'' no longer able to provide their every need and only healthy vegetables available, most of them succumbed to food poisoning. The survivors were eventually poisoned by the polluted air (just because some plants could grow there didn't mean humans could survive long).

[[WMG: Japan is R'lyeh.]]
An EldritchLocation located on a dimensional rift, after all what explains these [[{{Anime}} creatures of the]] [[UncannyValley Uncanny]]? However, the real terror lies beneath, where an invincible, omnipotent, cephalopodean EldritchAbomination lies slumbering. And when this Terror soon awakes, we who are unlucky enough to still survive shall [[DespairEventHorizon despair]] and suffer a FateWorseThanDeath. The closest thing to this [[TakeOurWordForIt disgustingly indescribable vision]]? Just see the {{Guro}} and Tentacle Rape genres.
* [[ParanoiaFuel The 2011 earthquake is a sign of its impending rise....]].
* Unfortunately, given [[Creator/HPLovecraft ol HP's]] [[YellowPeril views on Asians]], [[WordOfGod he might've agreed with this one.]]

[[WMG: TaylorSwift deserved [[InterruptingMeme it]].]]
And [[KanyeWest I'm really happy for you imma let you finish]], but-- '''[[TalkToTheFist *WHAM*]]'''

[[WMG: [[VideoGame/{{Touhou}} Yukari]] [[RealityWarper Yakumo]] is actually [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} Vriska]]]]. Think about it. How many events in both worlds have they each either planned or forced themselves to have a part in?'''

[[WMG: Jurgen doesn't exist; he's half of [[CiaphasCain Cain's]] split personality.]]
The reason Jurgen doesn't appear in any of the popular depictions of Cain's life? It's not because of Inquisitorial shenanigans, it's because ''there never was any such person''.
Cain's little publicly-released propaganda autobiography? It's, despite his protestations to the contrary, a completely accurate telling of events. The secret journals Amberley discovered are the elaborate fiction. In reality, Cain is tortured by survivor's guilt over all the people in the 597th, the citizens of Perlia, and the Commissar cadets that he wasn't able to save in the end, not to mention that his mind has been tainted by repeated contact with the Warp and the agents of Chaos. He intentionally and consistently portrays himself as more selfish and cowardly than he is (something that Amberley, as editor, frequently points out), but he still needed somebody around to be a big damn hero and save the day -- thus, he invents Jurgen, the living embodiment devotion to duty and selfless service to the Emperor, as a repository for all of the good, heroic qualities that he extracted from his portrayal of himself.
* Alternatively, Cain doesn't exist, all the events are just a projection of the split personality of the God-Emperor of Mankind. Think about it. Both are incredibly badass and are widely considered to be among the greatest by TheEmpire, even though they don't want too much of the fanatical reverence.

[[WMG: Several days have passes since you discovered [[WildMassGuessing WMGs]].]]
You are now realizing you haven't gotten any work done and you have a new addiction.
* Okay, this one? [[TvTropesWillRuinYourLife It's true]].

[[WMG: Justin Bieber is Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.]]
Either [[BeethovenWasAnAlienSpy Mozart is an alien Bieber]], or in the distant future people will see Bieber as our equivalent of Mozart. Ugh, now my taste in music is ruined forever.
* Alternatively, Music/JustinBieber is an [[Anime/ReadOrDie I-jin]] clone of Ludwig Van Beethoven. Hence why Symphony No. 9 (the Ode To Joy) is as catchy as Baby. ThisIsWrongOnSoManyLevels

[[WMG: FreudWasRight.]]
That means, anything that's longer than it's wide is a penis, and all is {{Squick}}.

[[WMG: Freud Was Wrong.]]
His [[AllPsychologyIsFreudian theories]] are outdated and simply mere [[ContemplateOurNavels navelgazing]] anyway. Nowadays, behaviours are pointed out ''by scientific means'' on genetics and Pavlovian fear conditioning. ''Literature/AClockworkOrange'' is basically based on TruthInTelevision.

[[WMG: [[FreudianExcuse Freud was Excuse]].]]
And [[YourHeadAsplode your subconscious will asplode]] if you think too much about it in a FreudianCouch.

[[WMG: [[FreudianCouch Freud was a couch.]]]]
It's never the ones you suspect.

[[WMG: [[VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite Cilan, Chili and Cress]] are the [[AnimalWrongsGroup Dark Trinity]].]]
Notice how they are the only Gym Leaders absent when they [[spoiler: all come to your rescue]] in N's Castle. And the fact that they are never seen with the Dark Trinity.
** They're farthest from N's Castle. This might not be an issue, considering that the Dark Tinity can teleport.
** [[FridgeHorror And Cilan is travelling with Ash right now in the anime...]]
* Another name for Dark Trinity is Shadow Triad. Shadow Triad -> S. Triad -> Striad -> Striat -> Striaton.

[[WMG: [[EveryoneIsJesusInPurgatory Everyone really "is" Jesus in purgatory]] ]]
* Well its a good thing He's used to being part of a Trinity of Three People that are One Person, otherwise all those Jesus would get really tired of talking to themselves/each other all day

[[WMG: The last quarter of ''Film/{{Avatar}}'' is Jake's DyingDream [[spoiler:after being crushed to death by Hometree.]]]]
The [[HumansAreBastards bastard humans]] won, Pandora [[KillItWithFire burns under]] [[NukeEm nuclear]] [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} Exterminatus]] and is now a [[CrapsackWorld blighted]] PollutedWasteland, and the surviving Na'vi now live on [[WretchedHive ghettos]] as [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything slaves, working largely menial jobs, devastated by drugs, prostitution, outright sex slavery, alcoholism and AIDS]], occasionally shedding some single tears as a bulldozer driver chucks a [[WesternAnimation/WallE B'nL Cola]] at their feet and... offering the loosest slots this side of Alpha Centauri!
* And [[Worse it gets worse]]. Kenny G (February 21), YokoOno (March 5) and Justin Bieber are performing there! AGGGHHHH!!!

[[WMG: 2015 will turn out like [[Film/BackToTheFuture 1985-A]].]]

[[WMG: In ''Anime/CodeGeass'', Euphemia herself planned the [[spoiler:Euphinator genocide incident]]]]
It all went JustAsPlanned. Either she wants to get a bad reputation, or she really really wants an excuse to kill some people ForTheEvulz of it, but she has no motivation to do it herself.

[[WMG: Justin Bieber is the angel [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Arael]].]]
However, the angel decided to forego using Hallelujah Chorus and psychoanalysis as a form of mind rape and instead switched to catchy tunes that slowly consume our souls from the inside out.

[[WMG: Justin Bieber is [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji Ikari]].]]
The Instrumentality was corrupted so much it took the form of catchy tunes. UGH

[[WMG: Justin Bieber is LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya.]]
But since this is RealLife, he only managed to warp a portion of the universe at his whim, and that's why there are still fangirls even though his music is crap.

[[WMG: Justin Bieber is Jesus.]]
No. [[BigNO NO]]. [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} Cain]] help us all. *commits suicide*
* Altenatively, Jesus is the radar, and Justin Beiber is the crap that slipped past it.

[[WMG: SpongeBob is an EldritchAbomination, and the inhabitants of Bikini Bottom are his cosmic playthings]]
You want proof? Ask [[ButtMonkey Squidward Tentacles]] for starters.

[[WMG: TV Tropes is made up of FoodChains.]]
Now that you have ate TheFairFolk's food and information, [[TvTropesWillRuinYourLife you are now their slave forever]], and this chain can never be obliterated all for eternity, [[{{Room101}} unless]]....

[[WMG: All MoeMoe characters are designed ''solely'' to be [[BreakTheCutie broken]], so that our perverted power fantasies can be fulfilled]]
Because, I couldn't think of any other logical reason for their existence.

[[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya O-Haruhi-Sama Herself demonstrates this by torturing Mikuru Asahina,]] [[TheChewToy which results in Mikuru having a popular appeal instead of being just an annoying filler character]].

[[WMG: This page will soon be a seeding ground for your {{squick}}y CompleteMonster fantasies.]]

[[WMG: Tropers/FastEddie is {{Big Brother| Is Watching}}.]]
Because this is too true to be a good epileptic tree.

And the {{dystopia}}n world of ''Literature/NineteenEightyFour'' is run by TV Tropes itself. This is a very inconvenient truth indeed which I myself feel doubleplusungood upon, but come on, any chap [[TvTropesWillRuinYourLife who got their life ruined by TV Tropes]] and have actually read the book can use the book to explain how TVTropesWillRuinYourLife. TV Tropes began as a wiki that presented itself to the masses as a buttload more informal and more friendly than Wikipedia, like how [[BigBrotherIsYourFriend Big Brother presented himself as a friend]] and socialist revolutionary against the Capitalists and Elitists, and suddenly things went out of shape. We got to love Tropes more and more, the Tropes gained more and more authority and rose to the top of the hierarchy, and as a radical deviation from Wikipedian oldthinkers and their obsession with "evidence" and "notability", the format of ThisVeryWiki introduces and encourages the use of NewSpeak ({{Wiki Word}}s), doublethink and self denial (NoFourthWall structure, anti-empiricism disguised as Administrivia/ThereIsNoSuchThingAsNotability), which at first glance was a fun thing, but in fact is a {{memetic mutati|on}}ve MindManipulation mechanism that is utilized in infecting and radically altering and {{brainwashing}} our minds and perception and leaving us into [[HeroicBSOD mental stasis]].

With the pure power that originally belonged to ourselves having been consumed by the Tropes, They knew how our intricate lives work every single time, They got the power to modify history and reality when They see fit, and we, in turn, were left with ruined, decaying, crapsack lives and an unending, blind, absolute love, fear, acceptance and adoration for Them. Fast Eddie and [[strike:his fellow moderators]] The Inner Party utilized this pure power and started to institute large-scale changes, deletions and just plain screwing to both the entire TV Tropes wiki and our minds arbitrarily... like renaming pages, removing content, locking pages, banning people, spreading hateful anti-other wikis propaganda, turning us into either introverted hikikomoris or infectious [[ManchurianAgent manchurian trolls]], creating an oppressive tropocracy under the guise of UtopiaJustifiesTheMeans, generally becoming worse than Wikipedia, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking jaywalking]], and so on... just because they don't like something, all in the guise of RuleOfCautiousEditingJudgement (at the cost of Obvious Truth) or simply ForTheEvulz. Even FourChan (the Comicbook/{{V|ForVendetta}} of the Internet) is annoyed by TV Tropes. [[note]]We have never been at war with TheOtherWiki.[[/note]] [[note]]We have always been at war with TheOtherWiki.[[/note]]

If you want a vision of the future, [[http://www.xkcd.com/609/ imagine a Troper endlessly exploring on Tropes...... forever.]]

Send this message to the masses before [[KilledMidSentence we--]] *sent to {{Room 101}}*

[[WMG: [[{{Unperson}} The last troper and entry did not exist. They never did.]]]]
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[[WMG: [[VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite N]] was sexually abused [[spoiler:by Ghetsis.]]]]
[[spoiler:Ghetsis needed some way to break his will to fulfill his plans, since he thought cutting off contact from other humans wasn't 100% fool-proof. And seeing as how Ghetsis is [[CompleteMonster the unparalleled pinnacle of cunt]] in the Pokémon world, why not do just that, induce StockholmSyndrome in his son, and release his lustful impulses, all at the same time?]]

And to make things worse, N might well be one of that subset of victims that go on to abuse children themselves, seeing the NoYay [[spoiler:with the player character on the ferris wheel]] combined with his [[ManChild social regression]]. [[MemeticMolester Where do you think people got the idea]] for hebephile!N in Japanese fanart?

Thankfully, he doesn't have the psychological symptoms that would clearly support that theory, but then again he might have just been good at hiding himself...
* Or he got a bunch of hired goons to do that. Not because EvenEvilHasStandards, [[PragmaticVillainy but he doesn't want to dirty himself.]] [[MindRape Or he gets some sick enjoyment from watching goons rape N.]]

[[WMG:ReedRichardsIsUseless. Literally.]]
It's true.

[[WMG: [[MythBusters Buster the Dummy]] is sentient.]]
If, in the Series/MythBusters universe, investing enough emotional energy into an inanimate object can "awaken" it, Buster's been through enough with his teammates to qualify. The reason he hasn't objected to this treatment is either because he's too low on the SlidingScaleOfLivingToys, or because, as a crash test dummy, he [[AndIMustScream has no mouth.]] I'm not sure I want to contemplate whether or not sentient dummies can feel pain.
* Tonight on MythBusters: Can emotional energy cause inanimate objects to spontaneously become sentient? Let's find out!
** Spoiler: Myth Confirmed, and we're all going to Hell.
* This may be why they've stopped even having continuity between dummies referred to as "Buster". They made a big deal of keeping the face from Buster 1 for Buster 2, they made a Buster 3, but recently any old dummy in widely varying styles gets called "Buster". The question is, does the soul transfer with the name?

[[WMG: Klonoa's real world is a CrapsackWorld]]
And it's so horrendously awful that the inhabitants, including Klonoa himself, often use hallucinogens to escape it, causing them to imagine that they are in happy, colorful dreamworlds. (Hence, Phantomile.) But it eventually wears off, snapping them out of the dream-state. (Hence, Klonoa getting ''sucked out of'' Phantomile instead of simply leaving it.)

[[WMG: Creator/HPLovecraft is a Fundamentalist who believed that GodIsEvil]]
You wanna know why he always ranted about how the universe is indifferent? Why did he ranted about unstoppable uncaring gods who will make humanity go mad from the revelation by their sheer presence? Because he predicted, and knew, that we will end up in HellOnEarth whether we like it or not. And YouCantFightFate. [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Except for the Mormons]].

[[WMG: ''Literature/NineteenEightyFour'' takes place inside [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion The Instrumentality]]]]
What's really bad about this is that this isn't just a random theory, Inner Party member O'Brien actually lampshaded this. [[spoiler:During Winston's torture, O'Brien described that the philosophy of Ingsoc is basically a an AssimilationPlot: "The first thing you must realize is that power is collective. The individual only has power in so far as he ceases to be an individual. You know the Party slogan: Freedom is Slavery. Has it ever occurred to you that it is reversible? Slavery is freedom. '''Alone-free-the individual is always defeated. It must be so, because every human being is doomed to die, which is the greatest of all failures.'' But if he can make complete, utter submission, if he can escape from his identity, if he can merge himself into the Party so that He IS the Party, then he is all-powerful and immortal.''''']] Sounds like the Instrumentality plot, doesn't it?

Basically, Winston Smith is a Shinji Ikari figure: George Orwell even emphasized on his OedipusComplex. Julia, a hedonistic " rebel from the waist down", is Misato (or Asuka to a lesser degree). O'Brien and B.B. are Kaworu (who [[spoiler:betrayed Shinji]]) and Rei (central apex of assimilation, aka God), respectively. It is possible that Winston originally lived in the NGE universe as a LawfulEvil person, however, since The Instrumentality takes the form of an IronicHell designed to break Individual personalities in the most efficient manner, he ended up in the 1984 universe, perhaps one of his worst possible inner thoughts. Another disgusting problem with this theory is [[StockEpilepticTrees that the Instrumentality WMG is overdone]]. The most horrible part? Rei Ayanami, the Meme we all know and [[PerverseSexualLust love]], will ''send you to Room 101 and make you experience your worst fears''. That's how horrible it is.

[[WMG: [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Rei]] [[PerverseSexualLust Ayanami]] [[GodIsEvil Hates You]].]]
No, just no.
* [[FoeYay Yes,]] [[InvertedTrope just]] [[FetishFuel yes.]]

[[WMG: ''Literature/NineteenEightyFour'' takes place in the LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya universe. In fact, Haruhi created the dystopian 1984 universe as wish fulfilment for her power fantasies.]]
Haruhi = God = B.B.\\
Kyon = OnlySaneMan, [[spoiler:forced to love God in the end]] = Winston\\
Mikuru = Tried to seduce Kyon = Julia\\
Itsuki = ThePhilosopher = O'Brien\\
Yuki = Possibly the real, active power behind Haruhi / God = The Thought Police /Telescreen \\

[[WMG: [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji Ikari]] didn't [[spoiler:kill Kaworu Nagisa, instead, Kaworu killed Shinji [[LoudOfWar by playing]] the [[Anime/ReadOrDie Suicide Symphony]] a.k.a. Symphony no. 9 The Ode To Joy on him.]]]]

[[WMG: [[YourMom Your Mother]].]]

[[WMG: Encyclopaedia Dramatica is the truth, both TheOtherWiki and TVTropes are wrong.]]
And it's run by who else? [[HitlerAteSugar HITLER]]!

[[WMG: [[Manga/{{Bleach}} Shinji]] is [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji]].]]

[[WMG: ''MyImmortal'' is GENUINELY WRITTEN and is not a TrollFic whatsoever.]]
* Well there ''is'' PoesLaw...

[[WMG: TheHumanCentipede ''really is'' 100% medically accurate.]]
And somewhere, out there, there are a lot of doctors waiting to [[spoiler:sew your mouth into somebody else's ass.]] Then they will viciously experiment on secret ingredients to make magic potions of BrainBleach, and thats ''best'' case scenario.

[[WMG: The afterlife takes the form of an infinite manifestation of TheHumanCentipede.]]
All the souls of humans who have ever existed, and will exist, [[spoiler:are connected mouth to anus, with shit passed through the infinitely-long digestive tract.]]
* And Dr. Heiter really ''is'' God. Katsuro even acknowledges his Godliness in the end.

[[WMG:One piece is literally a single gold piece. Gol D. Roger sqandered the rest and sent everyone on a wild goose chase for the lulz.]]
* I was actually thinking that One Piece being a one-piece swimsuit of some sort.

[[WMG: The Diclonius Research Facility in ''Manga/ElfenLied'' is a rape camp.]]
And by rape camp I mean a ''[[{{Squick}} guro hentai]]'' rape camp. You want proof? Just search for the "[[Monster/ElfenLied Unknown Man]]".
* Well the BigBad's plan for becoming [[AGodAmI God]] of a MasterRace is to rape fertile Diclonii...
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unit_731 Unit 731]]. [[FateWorseThanDeath Enough]] [[NightmareFuel said]].

[[WMG: The next ''VideoGame/{{Stalker}}'' game will be ''Shadow of Fukushima''.]]
[[Franchise/MassEffect Ah, yes, "]]TooSoon[[Franchise/MassEffect ." We have dismissed that claim.]]
* Looking more likely now that [[http://www.businessweek.com/ap/financialnews/D9MHV6DO0.htm Fukushima has been upgraded to Chernobyl-level]].

[[WMG: [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Aerith]] deserved to die.]]
She was trying to seduce Cloud anyway (Example: CompensatedDating)
* Furthermore, [[http://ff7citadel.com/efiction/viewstory.php?sid=340 this article shows that Aerith is EVIL]].

[[WMG: Remember how [[{{Disgaea 2}} Adell]] acquired his dislike of women from a life-threatening encounter with a succubus?]]
Now, what violent, traumatizing act would a ''succubus'' do to a small child that would cause him to mistrust women for the rest of his life? ...[[RapeAsBackstory Uh, yeah.]]

[[WMG: UweBoll [[DarthWiki/WallBanger is going to make anime movies]].]]

[[WMG: SoredemoMachiWaMawatteiru was aired to [[ForeShadowing foreshadow]] events in ''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica'']]
For example, in the final episode of Soredemo [[spoiler:Hotori wrote a silly story for a contest where the character with the largest breasts got beheaded in a land made of dessert.]] Funny, right? [[spoiler:Then along came episode 3 of Madoka Magica, [[FunnyAneurysmMoment complete with the largest-breasted character being beheaded in a land made of dessert.]]]]

Another example happened in the second part episode 7. Hotori's brother stayed up one night and commented on how creepy an ordinary night was. Then Hotori pointed out that it turned midnight and is now May 1st, meaning that the previous night was April 30th. In other words, the night when that episode took place was none other than ''Walpurgis Night.''

Finally, in the prologue for episode 10, the narrator comments about some people praying to mysterious extraterrestrial forces to get their wishes granted. In Madoka Magica, it turns out that [[spoiler:Kyubey is an alien. One who grants wishes if you make a contract with him.]]

Coincidence, or [[Creator/StudioShaft SHAFT]] being SHAFT? You decide.

[[WMG: Everything is getting more {{GRIMDARK}}.]]
It's true. But since this is RealLife, it's less [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} awesome]], more [[DespairEventHorizon despair]].

[[WMG: [[LighterAndSofter Everything is getting]] [[{{Bowdlerization}} less GRIMDARK.]]]]
'''[[CoolAndunusualPunishment NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!]]''' *commits suicide*

[[WMG: [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} In the grim darkness of the far future there is only]] [[EverybodyHatesMathematics MATH.]]]]
* [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} I'm afraid we need to use... MATH.]]
* [[SincerityMode Sounds awesome. Why can't it be in the near future?]]
* ItsBeenDone. [[Administrivia/YesWeDoHaveThisOne We DO Have]] [[StrawVulcan This One]]. "[[VegaStrike Further resistance would be illogical.]]" [[WaveMotionGun <BLAZ>]]

[[WMG: [[MegamanBattleNetwork Netto]] is dead. Games 3-6 are his radiation induced hallucinations and dying dream.]]
He was exposed to an insane level of radiation- at least ten times the threshold required to inflict both brain cancer and Central Nervous Syndrome. Central Nervous Syndrome begins to manifest within minutes of such an incredible dose. First, delirium, then the brain swells causing the patient to fall into a coma as the brain presses against the skull. There is no treatment for Central Nervous Syndrome, and so the comatose victim dies within a day or so.

[[WMG: [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} Cilan]] molested Cabernet.]]
Cabernet's ImagineSpot was right all along, she just wasn't blatantly graphic. Supported by the fact that Cilan didn't seem so different in their rematch than in the fantasy. He also was pretty sadistic towards her.

[[WMG: [[VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite Ghetsis]] has more kids, other than N.]]
Well, ''had,'' actually. Kids A-M.

[[WMG: Everyone and everything is going to Hell.]]
It won't be [[AHellOfATime the good Hell,]] the [[IronicHell peculiar Hell,]] or even [[LikeABadassOutOfHell one you can fight against.]] No, it's the ultimate FateWorseThanDeath,AndIMustScream Hell.You can't even [[TooKinkyToTorture get used to it.]] This is because [[GodIsEvil God is]] a CompleteMonster, who is going to torture all of us forever purely ForTheEvulz. And he's also a MultiversalConqueror who can never be stopped, and destroyed all opposition. The reason we even have a life is because [[KickTheDog He wants us to experience joy before the torturing.]] [[NightmareFuel Think about that long and hard.]]

[[WMG: [[SonicTheHedgehog Shadow]] refused to watch Midnight Spank]]
No wonder we don't see Rouge or Omega around anymore.

[[WMG: [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji]] was using Asuka's hand in the hospital scene.]]
And thus is even more screwed up than first thought.
* Wait. Wait.... [[FlatWhat What?]] [[BigWHAT WHAT?]] No. [[BigNO NO.]] OH! [[{{Squick}} UGH!]] [[GoMadFromTheRevelation AAAAAAAAAH WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!]] [[OhMyGODS OH MY GODS.]] ''OH MY GODS!'' '''OH MY GODS!''' [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Oh, I'm never gonna be able to eat ice cream aga-]]'''''OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!1!!!'''''
* If you re-watch the scene, Asuka's hand ''IS'' hanging off the edge of the hospital bed afterward, so it looks like [[DespairEventHorizon this one's true]].
* Can you imagine if Shinji used another guy's hand!? [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy That would be even worse. Like, would that even exist? Let's Google it and see what comes up!]]

[[WMG: During [[DudeShesLikeInAComa THAT scene]] of ''EndOfEvangelion'', not only did Shinji use Asuka's hand...]]
...she was fully conscious but [[AndIMustScream paralyzed]]. (There have been reports of coma victims being aware of their surroundings and people's comments, but unable to react.)
* During the Instrumentality sequence, she even acknowledges that ''she knew''. Asuka even openly told Shinji that she can openly display herself in all her lustful glory to be wanked at.

[[WMG: You are in fact Asuka.]]
You are catatonic, everything is AllJustADream created by being MindRaped, and Shinji is using your hand......

[[WMG: Zeus Cerevas will become SpongeBob's creative director some day]]

[[WMG: ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'' not only has [[MixAndMatchCritters mix and match fauna]], but mix and match pathogens.]]
Sure, getting a smallpox-flu is annoying at worst if you're in good health, and the Foggy Swamp tribe have some successful herbal cures for athlete's malaria, but that [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot H1N1 AIDS-causing bubonic tuberculo-syphilis]] is ''nasty.''
** And hybrid diseases are most dangerous to children, due to their less developed immune systems. The apparent trend for small families in the Avatarverse is actually the result of hideously high child mortality rates.

[[WMG: Aang really is white.]]
Because the Air Nomads weren't actually based on actual Tibetans or Shaolin monks or any other real-world Asian Buddhist group, but on Western hippies enthralled with Asian mysticism.
** Couldn't they be Asian hippies? (See: "The Cave of Two Lovers")

[[WMG: [[SonicTheHedgehog Rouge the Bat]] is dying of leukemia]]
The only fur she has is on her head.

[[WMG: PoisonOakEpilepticTrees are also [[Series/KamenRiderDecade Decade's]] fault.]]

[[WMG: By the time of ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory3'' the toys have seen Andy...um...[[ADateWithRosiePalms playing with his woody.]]]]
Well, he's a teenage boy. And he still has a toybox in his room. And it's not like they can look away if they're facing him.
* He could just do that in the bathroom instead.
** He has a computer in his room. Do you really think he wouldn't use it for that?
* Worse than that. You know how in Toy Story 3 Bonnie's toys actually know how to use computers? Yes. [[RuleThirtyFour There is toy pron out there]]. And that is what Andy is whatevering to, since it seems he has more attachment to his toys than real people
** Wait wait wait wait wait.... Does that mean that all Rule 34 of toys/inanimate objects we see in real-life are actually made by them and for them? I-I... I don't really know if that's a bad or good thing... For one, that means my childhood plushies fap to porn when I'm not looking. On the other hand, it implies humans aren't responsible for the existence of that kind of porn (at least not all of it), which makes for a kinda better portrayal of humankind.

[[WMG: [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI Kefka]] enslaved Terra.]]
Because the very idea of mind control (the Slave Crown on Terra's head) is PowerPerversionPotential itself. And who can find more power perversion potential (both literally and metaphorically) than a sadistic [[NietzscheWannabe nihilist]] who has no moral compass whatsoever?
* In one scene, Terra actually manages to remember what Kefka [[BreakTheCutie did to her]], but while she was unconscious. When she became an Esper, she remembered the full extent of her repressed memory, from how the Empire killed her parents, to how Kefka put the Slave Crown on her (and presumably while relentlessly sexually torturing her, of course), hence her HeroicBSOD. One could imagine what would happen if the rest of the nakama weren't there to help her recover.

[[WMG: Music/JustinBieber is [[{{Vocaloid}} Kagamine Len]].]]
Or an android with [[AndIMustScream him installed inside.]]
* [[BrainBleach Oh nononono...]]

[[WMG: [[SpongeBobSquarePants Pearl]] is a rapechild]]

[[WMG: The NintendoPower VideoGame/SonicGenerations cover is fake]]

[[WMG: [[VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite Concordia and Anthea]] are the result of WifeHusbandry by Ghetsis.]]
He raised them isolated from the outside world from a young age [[spoiler:much like N was]], but with the additional function of serving as concubines and making more children for his empire.\\
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Oh, and either of them is possibly [[spoiler:N's mother (and maybe those of A-M above)]]. Notice how young both of them look in that opening cutscene? Now guess N's age from his appearance and put two and two together. (Still don't get it? [[spoiler:Ghetsis impregnated them [[{{Squick}} as soon as they began puberty.]] And yes, it also means that N is a rapechild. [[NightmareFuelStationAttendant You're bloody welcome.]]]])
* Any child of [[CompleteMonster Ghetsis]] is [[MindRape a rapechild.]] [[LogicBomb Even if they aren't the product of rape.]]

[[WMG: In ''MaisonIkkoku'', Soichiro Otonashi succumbed to a heart attack...umm, [[OutWithABang in bed]].]]

[[WMG: Lady Gaga's [[IconicOutfit meat-suit]] was made from Gwen Stefani.]]
[[Franchise/{{Highlander}} There can be only one!]]

[[WMG: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tq9slPefZwM&feature=related Ryan's shoes]] are made from murdered Smurfs]]

[[WMG: [[AllBlueEntry Blue TV Tropes links]] [[FridgeHorror are all]] [[SoylentGreen Made From Murdered]] [[TheSmurfs Smurfs]] ]]

[[InferredHolocaust And just how many links]] [[WhatHaveIBecome Have You made]] [[TomatoIntheMirror In your time,]] [[YouMonster You]] [[VideoGame/{{Portal2}} Mon]][[CompleteMonster ster]].

* [[ThisTroper So what]] [[XJustX about the]] [[NoJustNo red links]]?
** [[IAmTheVeryModelOfAModernMajorGeneral Little girls]]' [[TheRainInSpainFallsMainlyOnThePlain hopes and]] [[OverlyLongGag dreams]].
* Good point. What about ALL OF THE SUBWIKIS!? What Smurf organs and fluids make that? Using Snork if you run low?

[[WMG: Tropers/FastEddie is a CompleteMonster who uses TV Tropes [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife to ruin the masses' lives]] and [[DrivenToSuicide drive some of them to suicide]]...]]
....while he extracts their money forever and occasionally commits Smurf genocide to make those aforementioned Blue TV Tropes links.
* Does he also use Snorks for the other colors?

[[WMG: [[YouGottaHaveBlueHair Blue hair]] is made from Smurfs.]]
And green hair is made from [[TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Ninja Turtles]], pink hair is made from [[MyLittlePony little ponies]] and all the other colors are made from [[CareBears Care Bear]] fur.
* This also means that [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion NERV]] is an IndustrializedEvil for creating, cloning en masse, and popularizing throughout every facet of the anime worlds, those blue-haired [[ReiAyanamiExpy Rei Ayanami]] Expies. And now in different hair colors! [[{{Infomercial}} Order now and if you're one of the first 100 callers you'll get another Rei Clone with different hair color]] [[BlatantLies absolutely free!]]

[[WMG: Diamonds are made from [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Soul Gems]].]]
They say diamonds are forever, right? Well, [[FridgeHorror so are]] [[spoiler:souls]].
* In most fiction that would be PERFECTLY scientifically testable using soul-vacuums. Too bad we don't have cheap, mass-produced specially made options just for that.
** [[MegaCorp DeBeers]] probably keeps any tests on the subject under wraps. (Yes, Kyubey actually works for [=DeBeers=].)
** All that stuff about [[spoiler:saving the universe from entropy and bringing civilization to humanity]]? All lies. The Incubators are just making money selling overpriced, sparkly rocks made from forsaken children.

[[WMG: [[ThisVeryWiki TVTropes]] does not exist.]]
You are not reading this page, but in fact hallucinating it superimposed over the empty browser window you've got open at the moment. Any tropes and examples of tropes that you read on this site that you didn't already know about beforehand (either consciously or subconsciously) are all lies. Furthermore, when somebody links you to TVtropes, they are not posting an actual hyperlink but instead a [[SnowCrash JPEG image that triggers]] [[BrownNote a hallucinogenic response in your brain]] making you think that you've arrived at a site called TVtropes. If there are any books, movies, TV shows, or web-comics that you think you discovered through TVtropes, you really just stumbled across them randomly and the hallucination rewrote your memory of discovering them to attribute the find to TVtropes.
** Or worse: This page is not real, and everything on it came from your own mind.
* This WMG post is your mind subconsciously fighting to remind you that this site is a lie and break you free from the hallucination.
** Please ignore the above post. TVtropes is very real, and you have nothing to fear from it. Continue reading about tropes. Stay and read as long as you like. Stay forever and ever and ever and ever.

[[WMG: TVTropes (which does not exist), [[TheSmurfs Gargamel]] and [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rio_Tinto_Group the Rio Tinto Group]] are about to go to war over the world's dwindling Smurf colonies.]]
So...much...bluuuuue...

[[WMG: In ''{{Nichijou}}'', Nano can [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion be replaced]], and has been many times.]]
In back of their house is a scrap heap of defunct former Nanos, as well as a "holding pen" for defective Nanos. Both are frequently harvested for parts...

[[WMG: EVERYBODY in RealLife is a CompleteMonster. In fact, [[CrapsackWorld Real]] [[{{Hell}} Life]] exists to [[SealedEvilInACan contain these monsters]].]]
Wonder why on the CompleteMonster page, we always warn "NoRealLifeExamplesPlease!" and lock it. Even though Hitler and Stalin are obvious monsters. That's because [[EvilVersusEvil there are no morals]] in [[CrapsackWorld Real Life]], anyone can be listed with adequate justification, and to list more than six billion of all people from prehistory to the distant future would rupture TV Tropes' servers. Your perverted imagination? It's making ALL the other fictional characters, as well as every single person and character who ever existed, even the most powerful (like fellow Monster, [[GodIsEvil God]]), cringe in [[AndIMustScream unlimited, unbridled, paralyzing, eternal, inescapable pain]]. We enjoy every single moment of it, and you cannot deny.

This makes sense when you think about the place inhabited by such monsters, {{Hell}}, which is actually [[NoExit other people]].
* Do we make a HeelFaceTurn when we die?
** Complete Monsters can never make a HeelFaceTurn, since as an inherent trait they have no redeeming qualities '''at all'''.
* Superboy-Prime, is that you? You know, you could just go off and kill the writers of DC Comics...

[[WMG: [[YouAreAlreadyDead You're already dead]].]]
You're just in a LotusEaterMachine in the afterlife and don't remember dying.

[[WMG: The video of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7movKfyTBII "The Safety Dance"]] shows a post-apocalyptic future after a nuclear war.]]
Society has been reduced back to the medieval level (the nuclear imagery at the end is a flashback to how these things all came about). The guys in chicken masks and the midget are actually mutants. And the Morris dancers were actually delerious with radiation poisoning.
** That explains the [[AnachronismStew anachronistic stuff]] in the video, like modern looking houses, iron fences, frontdoors/windows with glass panels, and ''a tractors wheel''[[note]]FreezeFrameBonus at 2:13 and 2:38[[/note]].

[[WMG: ''LuckyStar'' is all Konata's fantasies.]]
Inspired by [[http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/332116/ this]]. As an otaku, she's not the joyful character we saw on the series. Actually, [[BreakTheCutie she's actually ruthlessly bullied]], and unable to fight back, as many real-life otakus are, even in {{animeland}} itself, Japan (take that, weeaboos). On the other main characters:
* [[{{Tsundere}} Kagami]] actually has a yuri/dominance & submission crush on Konata, which is why she hangs out with her so often, but to reveal outing herself (and to avoid people thinking she's also an otaku), she becomes the AlphaBitch (sometimes [[BitchInSheepsClothing in sheep's clothing]]).
* Meanwhile, [[TheDitz Tsukasa]] herself really is [[ImprobablyLowIQ severely mentally retarded]] and thus also bullied, even by her own sister and parents, who see her as just a mere pet. Don't be deceived by those TaremeEyes: since cruelty begets cruelty, and mental retardation causes someone to be an UnwittingPawn as a bully's minion, and wanting to seem "badass," she went along following everyone else picking on Konata. (Yes, yes. This is, in South Park, also what [[JerkAss Eric Cartman]] did to get out of the "bullied" gutter and become [[CompleteMonster a bully]] himself, and which [[TheOmen Dam]][[TheAntichrist ien]] also did to Pip to get attention from Stan and Kyle.)
* Because {{Moe}} is "unrealistic", it's very likely that Miyuki does not exist, just being a projection of Konata's broken ideals. Alternatively, she compensates for being a LonelyRichKid who is further isolated by her [[IntelligenceEqualsIsolation encyclopaedic knowledge]] and [[{{Dojikko}} coordination disorder]] (and thus both envied and despised by the rest of the more [[JerkJock physically-competent popular clique]]) by becoming a RichBitch (a particular favourite for [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney manipulative bribery]] is Konata due to her debt caused by her escapism-fueled anime addiction).
* Alternatively, they're all AffablyEvil thus projecting the Moe image, but as a form of [[ManipulativeBastard cynical manipulation]] (A well-known example of this {{deconstruction}} of the Moe-Blob is [[spoiler:[[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya Mikuru Asahina]], who's just faking the whole thing to cynically manipulate everyone on orders from her future self, and driving the plot via time Travel]]). Especially Miyuki and Tsukasa. TheReveal does come, but it only ends up creating more Cognitive Dissonance, thus trapping our otaku into a horrifying mixture of depression and StockholmSyndrome.

OnceUponATime, our poor and horribly depressed otaku, who cannot even [[DrivenToSuicide commit suicide]] since her love of Anime is the only thing forcing her to live, wished upon a star to bring her friends (and make everyday life more like anime, if it's not too much), hence the series name. And so she imagines herself spending her days with archetypal anime characters, while also projecting them onto herself, relatives, and most especially the main bullies (such as the one {{Tsundere}} who's also her BastardGirlfriend but wants to keep it secret) because of finally and completely succumbing to DespairEventHorizon-induced StockholmSyndrome. In her imagination, they of course had to have [[YouGottaHaveBlueHair rainbow-colored hair]] and PuniPlush designs and {{Moe}} elements to look more like anime characters. Also, in imagination-land, Konata is more assertive/extroverted, while Kagami ends up being the primary subject of Konata's teasing, in sharp contrast to the Real Life situation.

* And of course, as the {{Deconstruction}} of PlayingWith/PowerFantasy has shown, [[CuckooNest she ends up in an]] [[BedlamHouse asylum]].
** [[StockEpilepticTrees ....Living the rest of her imaginary life as the all-powerful]] [[Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya Haruhi]] [[ActorAllusion Suzumiya]].
* And that Lucky Star that she wished on? [[FromBadToWorse It's actually a star system that is the homeworld of]] [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica The Incubators]]. Yes, yes. [[spoiler:Konata eventually becomes a powerful Witch (and I'm suspecting that said witch goes by the identity of HaruhiSuzumiya or someone similar)]], and LuckyStar takes place inside a Witch's labyrinth where Kagami, Tsukasa, Miyuki and co. are [[YearInsideHourOutside imprisoned for indefinite amounts of time]] [[AndIMustScream in a nihilistic existence as moe-blobs forced to chat about pointless things, fully aware of everything they are doing but unable to escape the control or cry for help, trapped inside their own bodies, for what seems like eternity.]]
** [[spoiler:Until Madoka euthanizes them.]]

[[WMG: [[Anime/TheBigO Roger Smith]] is insane.]]
The world of Roger the Wanderer, where he's a hobo, is the reality, but he refused to accept that and sank back into his delusions. [[StockEpilepticTrees And eventually got sent into an]] [[BedlamHouse asylum]].
* Well who wants to accept that they're hobos?

[[WMG: We're all about to die.]]
There are an infinite number of universes. Ergo, there would be a tiny percentage of infinite universes(which is still infinite) where a sucsessful OmnicidalManiac is moments away from destroying the multiverse. Good bye forever. However, the over of THAT, the omniverse, will split THAT multiverse so that there is a safety catch which will split it to BEFORE the destruction of Start Button so that there is the Destroyed Paths (varying sucesses)and the Not Destroyed Paths (varying failures of destruction). The flying time monkeys are not popping this bubble of existances YET, thank you very much. There is an infinite number of infinities, therefore there is an infinite loop, which means the only destruction is certain people's heads exploding (YourHeadAsplode) from trying to unsafely infinitize. Good Day.
* So...we ''have'' [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya entered an endless recursion in time]]?
** No, I meant that reality is headed into infinity other realities. Reality will just split at another node. Again. ANYTHING is possible. Therefore once inter-continuum travel limits are broken, reality will change and unions of similars of our "reality" and completely off-the-logic fictions. This epileptic tree might not be poison oak if you overthink it JUST short of your head at YourHeadAsplode.

[[WMG:Wes got offed.]]
The reason the awesome protagonist from VideoGame/PokemonColosseum doesn't show up in the sequel is not because [[CurbstompBattle there wouldn't be much of a game if he did]]. It is because Cipher cornered and killed him at some point during those five years of the timeskip.

[[WMG: Blaze simply died in 06]]
* That is obvious.

[[WMG: This page was designed to destroy our hopes and dreams.]]
* WELL DUH. Only half of it is.

[[WMG: [[Series/DoctorWho Weeping Angels]] are the reason for statues.]]
The statues in real life aren't plain old statues. [[AndIMustScream They're people that the Weeping Angels have turned into stone.]] Anyone who says differently is trying to protect from the knowledge that these unstoppable psychos exist. Changes your perception on those Renaissance sculptures, huh?
''OR'' people saw Weeping Angels and that inspired them to create the first statues. The Renaissance allowed Weeping Angels to infiltrate earth!

[[WMG: [[SonicTheHedgehog Big the Cat]] is in fact a horrifc BiologicalMashUp]]
The battle with Ifrit in SonicRivals 2 took place within Blaze herself (explaining her absence). But Eggman Nega was stuck in there at the end, and then went to full size. Due to the Ifrit's power, the two were mixed up. Sadly, Tikal, Maria, Gerald, and E-101's souls were stuck in the mishmash as well(Which explains why they did not come back), and it was warped 200 years into the past. The voice is because of all the souls absorbed.

[[WMG: [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] couldn't have saved Ninja Style Dancer]]
Even if 90's kid hadn't called and held him up, how would he have hurt an ImmuneToBullets EldritchAbomination enough to drive it off, especially since it abducted NSD and then left anyway?

[[WMG: [[SonicTheHedgehog Cream]] is doomed to die a horrific death at the age of 14]]
All other pacifistic females in the games have done so.

[[WMG: The Sol Emeralds are PoweredByAForsakenChild]]
When blaze vanished into 06, she dissolved into hundreds of atoms that filled the sol emeralds. They found a girl who looked exactly like what they contained.
* Thus, that would make Burning balze.. [[Anime/DigimonFrontier Spirt Evolution]]?

[[WMG: {{Deadpool}} didn't have cancer.]]
What progressive, potentially fatal disease is popularly associated with insanity and horrible skin disfigurement? Pre-Weapon X, Wade Wilson picked up a really nasty strain of antibiotic-resistant syphilis that made him the [[NoFourthWall Postmodernist]] we all know and love. Same thing happened in Real Life to Creator/FriedrichNietzsche, precursor of {{Postmodernism}}. At least Wade's healing factor keeps it from killing or physically disabling him, but still...
* Let's hope he and [[HoYay Cable]] use protection.

[[WMG: Ariana Dumbledore of Literature/HarryPotter was raped]]
Yeah... it's a [[{{Squick}} horrible idea]], but to be honest, that was what I thought when I first read Deathly Hallows.
* Umm, wasn't part of this inferred by what some guys did to poor Ariana that caused her to lockdown her magic subconciously, causing WildMagic issues?

[[WMG: [[ArchieComicsSonicTheHedgehog Sally]] has been dead since issue 47, [[spoiler: issue 225 is just Sonic coming to grip with that fact]]]]

[[WMG: The Music/BlueOysterCult was sent by the [[Franchise/MassEffect Reapers]]]]
They are trying to lull us into a false sense of security by assuring us they are not to be feared. In fact, [[{{SaturdayNightLive}}excessive cowbell use acts as a beacon,]] and has doomed us all by summoning them hundreds of years ahead of schedule.

[[WMG: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic actually takes place in the far future, after the [[HumanitysWake downfall of mankind]].]]
Twilight Sparkle, now a nigh-omnipotent Alicorn princess, and Dr. Whooves unwittingly travel back in time to our Earth where they are treated as gods and a world-wide cult is set up around Twilight Sparkle as she can perform actual magic and miracles that defy and shatters all science. The Brony Cult replaces Christianity as the dominant religion in Third-world poor countries given their existential despair at the non-appearance of Jesus & Co., amplified further by the frequency with which the religious-minded were befooled by Twilight's magic and message of harmony and friendship, especially when for these proletarians, Magic meant the eradication of poverty. Many Third-worldians even saw Twilight as like the Second Coming. However, the [[NayTheist secular governments of the world such as the United States]], along with hyper-patriotic Fundamentalists who denounced Twilight as a Witch, feared her as the harbinger of Insanity and an apocalyptic CosmicHorrorStory, and soon in their fear declared [[BurnTheWitch war of extermination]] against all Bronyism.

Persecutions, madness, terrorism and Holy Wars ravage the planet and devastate civilization back to the anarchy of the superstitious Dark Ages. The Realist factions, or what remain of them, degenerate into emergency Police States or anti-Brony lynch mobs, and instigate Holocausts where Bronies are rounded up to death camps ala Gitmo. In retaliation, the theocratic ChurchMilitant of the Brony Ecclesiarchy torture and incinerate any Realist, with a [[KnightTemplar ruthless zeal]] that, in comparison, makes UsefulNotes/TheSpanishInquisition and Islamic Terrorists extremely merciful. All these culminates in the eradication of Human Civilization due to a nuclear apocalypse and fallout radiation that destroys all non-magical organisms, but not before all the chaos of the Great War lead to the creation of Discord, while Twilight gives birth to two baby alicorns named Celestia and Luna...Which means all pony culture is built upon the remnants of human civilisation. And said Third World agricultural countries are the basis for Earth ponies, now not-so-third world as they can grow food in more exponential rates than human civilization ever did.
* And that is how Equestria was made. Pinkie Pie's story was a metaphor: The Rock Farm symbolized the scientific corporate world of Man and his monolithic towering machines of stone and steel, Pinkamena's struggle and depression symbolized the poor proletariat suffering oppression and injustice under Human Corporate Civilization, the Rainboom symbolized the Advent of Magic and the Apocalypse which wiped out this {{dystopia}}, and Pinkamena Diane Pie's conversion to Pinkie herself after exposure to the Rainboom (along with the rest of the Mane Six acquiring their cutie marks after exposure to the Rainboom) symbolizes the conversion of the oppressed sectors of humanity into happy ponies.
* Or it's set in the past, and all human culture is built upon the remnants of pony civilisation!
* Literature/{{Twilight}} [[FromBadToWorse Spar]][[OhCrap kle?]]
* And [[Series/DoctorWho Dr. Who]]oves?
* So... Looks like it's a [[CSIMiami *sunglasses*]] '''''stable''''' time loop?
** [[TheWho YEAAAAH! ]]

[[WMG: The next kiss between River and [[Series/DoctorWho the Doctor]] will be River's first and the Doctor's last.]]
* This would make their relationship - which we've been building up to since Silence in the Library - the biggest lost opportunity ever. It never happened because they were both waiting for the other to show an indication that it was okay. They were so worried about the TimeyWimeyBall exploding they never took advantage of what was right in front of them. Yeah, THIS BETTER NOT BE TRUE. Damn plot bunnies.
** Or worse, the reason River looks so gutted and heartbroken? ''It's her first kiss too.''

[[WMG: In VideoGame/TeamFortress2 rainbows make the Scout cry because, in an attempt to date someone as fast and as cocky as he was, the Scout asked out [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Rainbow Dash]] and got shot down. ]]
* [[ImageBoards Rejection:]] [[MemeticMutation Now 20% more painful.]]

[[WMG: No, it’s worse. He caught her cheating on him… with [[LesYay Applejack]] and [[EnsembleDarkhorse Derpy Hooves]] ]]
* Rule34 : Now 20% more hilarious.

[[WMG: No, rainbows make the Scout cry because he loved Rainbow Dash, and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8P6g8y1gpo&feature=player_embedded the Spy murdered her.]]]]
* [[RuleOfThree RED Spies: Now 20% more tragic.]]

[[WMG: Rainbows make the Scout cry because he’s [[HideYourGays in the closet]]. ]]
* He’s reminded of the gay pride flag and dies a little inside because he just wishes he had the courage to tell the Spy how he feels about him.

[[WMG: Rainbows make the Scout cry because as a child, he was [[BlackComedyRape Raped]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice by the Nyan Cat]].]]
* [[NightmareFuel Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan ….]]

[[WMG: Tikal was wiped from existence in the same way Mephiles was]]
That's why we did not see her in SonicBattle or Mario and Sonic Winter Olympics.

[[WMG: In SonicTheComic, the food chain still exists]]
There are no non-anthros anywhere.

[[WMG: [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Rainbow Dash]] did NOT successfully pull off the Sonic Rainboom.]]
The end of that episode is all a dream she experiences for a split second before slamming into the ground at close to mach one, along with Rarity and the wonderbolts.

[[WMG: [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Rainbow Dash]] did successfully pull off the Sonic Rainboom and save her friends, but the G-forces involved in pulling up inches before hitting the ground [[FromBadToWorse crushed her prefrontal cortex against her Skull and lobotomised her]] ]]
The end of the episode, all everything in the series from that point is her coma-dream. She did however get to meet the wonderbolts: they visited her in hospital where she lies in [[AndIMustScream dribbling, non-responsive vegetative agony]], [[WhoWantsToLiveForever unable to die]] because [[FanNickname Trollestia]] won’t do the honourable thing and call in the glue factory.

This, sadly, explains why no pony should ever attempt to meddle with supersonic flight: the only other one to try was Derpy, and before she tried, she wasn't.

[[WMG: The entire My Little Pony continuity is actually a dying dream....]]
.....by Boxer from ''AnimalFarm''.
* Alternatively: My Little Pony is actually Sugarcandy Mountain, but since such heavens only exist if you delude them, it quickly vanished as soon as [[JosefStalin Napoleon]] abolished religion.

[[WMG: AnimalFarm and Charlie The Unicorn take place in the same 'verse.]]
Boxer did go to Sugarcandy mountain... where they stole his kidneys.

[[WMG: The Events of Mass Effect 2, and the (yet unknown) events of Mass Effect 3, never actually happened.]]
When Shepard died, she stayed dead. The storyline of the second (and third) game is [[CuckooNest actually a delusion created by Joker's mind out of grief and guilt as he slowly goes insane in]] [[BedlamHouse an asylum]].

[[WMG: [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unit_731 Unit]] [[TheydCutYouUp 7]][[FateWorseThanDeath 3]][[NightmareFuel 1]] is still up and running]]
Well like how the United States collected German scientists after the war (Wernher von Braun helped in designing the Saturn V rocket), Douglas [=MacArthur=] secretly granted [[KarmaHoudini immunity to the physicians of Unit 731]] in exchange for providing America, but not the other wartime allies, with their research on biological warfare. And in Japan, nobody really wants to talk about war crimes during World War II. Of course the physicians seem to live fairly normal lives, but who knows what [[{{Guro}} sickfuckery]] they are doing ForScience and the US....
* And its head nowadays is Josef [[TheHumanCentipede Heiter]]

[[WMG: AdolfHitler was actually trying to instigate World Peace through a ZeroApprovalGambit]]
But he's no [[spoiler: [[CodeGeass Lelouch]]]], and things did not go JustAsPlanned. Also, he was killed by [[Manga/DeathNote Kira]].

[[WMG: AdolfHitler didn't want a world war and kill all the Jews. He actually only wished to bring Germany out of the Great Depression, and was a pacifist who completely disapproved of the Holocaust and other UtopiaJustifiesTheMeans methods for peace, until a [[Anime/CodeGeass Geass]] hit him and turned him into the antisemitic warmongering genocidal CompleteMonster we all know today.]]
Yes, yes. Hitler is just like [[spoiler:Princess Euphemia]]. Well, it's more scary and wallbanging than saying World War 2 went all according to his plan, right?

[[WMG: Worse. Being reincarnated in our history, Hitler really IS [[spoiler:Princess Euphemia]]]]
Well if reincarnation is real there's the possibility it can go back in time while Lelouch's Geass will be carried along with it in a redirected form, ''Nightmare of Nunnally'' did show that the Code Geass universe is connected to other multiverses, and [[FridgeHorror it's easy to mistake]] "Japanese" for "''[[{{Pun}} Jew]]''panese"...........
* Of course, the real [[spoiler:Euphemia]] [[AndIMustScream is trapped inside Adolf, unable to react but completely aware of all the genocide Geass is compelling both of them to do]]......
* Worse. Einstein really IS doing ''it'' with [[CargoShip a table]]...........

[[WMG: Japan is going into Hell.]]
Look at the signs. 2012. Global Warming, which is bad for a small island nation which already is the meeting place for three different tectonic plates (and contains ten percent of the world's active volcanoes). Giant tsunami hits Japan. Fukushima nuclear disaster that would almost rival Chernobyl. Financial crisis. Terrorism. Nearby AxCrazy neighbour North Korea has nuclear weapons. Population decline due to {{Hikikomori}}s and Feminism, which helped them become extremely filthy rich at first, but is coming back to bite them and encourage gender conflicts, which in turn encourages more otakus and hikikomoris seeing the ideal of {{Moe}} as their messiah and primary reason to live. [[PeoplesRepublicOfTyranny China]] surpassing their economic growth, making their filthy rich-ness irrelevant. Ishihara comes to power and then proceeds to wage a crusade against anime. Some troper found out about Japan being R'lyeh (see above). The end is nigh, and it takes the form of TheAntichrist landing in Tokyo, also known by many as "the city waiting to die", to turn it into [[TheTokyoFireball a fireball]].

For those who say that [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya God]], who lives in Japan, will save us, [[GodIsEvil think again.]]

As William Halsey, Jr. has put it:
->''"The Japanese language will be spoken only in hell."''
* Hopefully that wasn't an actual curse by Halsey.

[[WMG: The drought and wildfires in Texas are the result of a curse by the Japanese sun goddess Amaterasu.]]
When [[http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=3&sqi=2&ved=0CCoQFjAC&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rightwingwatch.org%2Fcontent%2Fwagner-god-allowed-japan-earthquake-because-emperor-had-sex-sun-goddess&ei=OBFwTqu3C4XiiAK5zqnvBg&usg=AFQjCNG64C3cu-uyd5V2HjjG2u2zVFJUKw&sig2=9N6Vb-Tam3M8TZ8qqQxR1g C. Robert Wagner]] claimed the 2011 tsunami was a SodomAndGomorrah-style punishment for the emperor having sex with Amaterasu, and Governor Rick Perry invited him to his "Response" prayer event, she punished the state with more heat, fittingly.

[[WMG: The monkeys from the Pencil Kids game Monkey Go Happy are planning to take over the world...]]
The monkeys have increasingly sinister background tasks (What is in that train you are sending by? Why do you need to destroy that castle? Why do you need to destroy the place to find candy? Why are you stealing money for those monkeys for fun? Why do MONKEYS need magic and MARS CLONING BASES to be defended from robots?) and the Anbot series after is when you help a robot escape from the Monkey's new world order (The mars cloning base defense mentioned before was needing you to stop a riot of experimental robots.) This is SO PlanetOfTheApes. One scene might have you destroying a silhouetted green statue. It's all weird.
[[WMG: You ARE stuck in an [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya endless]] [[GroundhogDayLoop recursion]] [[MemeticMutation of time]].]]
You have been repeating your moments endlessly [[AndIMustScream and made aware of it]], but you are just repressing this.
* Nonsense, we just edited the time-space continuum by ordering the turtles of time to change the dance floor. Or something. Someone might have edited time-space. Watch for changes in reality making no point. Whatever.
* Actually, not only this, but soon enough [[VisualNovel/HigurashiNoNakuKoroNi your friends might start trying to kill you. Or they won't.

[[WMG: "Sound of Silence" by Simon and Garfunkel is about {{Inception}}]]
-->Hello darkness, my old friend
-->I've come to talk with you again
-->Because a vision softly creeping
--> ''Left its seeds while I was sleeping''
-->And the vision ''that was planted in my brain''
-->Still remains,
-->Within the sound of silence
* Wait a minute, that's awesome.

[[WMG: [[Literature/TheBible The Virgin Mary]] was a virgin because she was a child.]]
Which makes sense if [[FridgeHorror one thinks about it]]. Considering the prevalence of [[OldManMarryingAChild child brides]] in ancient societies (and some modern ones, see also Islam), and part of the motivation behind the practice being to ensure the wife's virginity, it's possible that the situation might not have been so different for the Mother of Jesus herself. Incidentally, the original Hebrew word for her was "almah", which meant "young woman" as well as "virgin" - the definition of the former potentially being [[{{Lolicon}} quite broad.]]

Of course, the whole point of parthenogenesis is that there's no sexual intercourse involved, but the thought of a young child giving birth still dredges up some serious {{Squick}}, sex or none.

[[WMG: TV Tropes will be annihilated, and then shall be reborn as an EldritchAbomination in the image of [[FourChan 4chan.]]]]
* As evidenced by this very page.
** That is the "Toran Plague" fallacy from Deltora Quest. You say X sent you the deadly plague, then use the plague as evidence X sent it to you. YOU LIE.
*** Speaking of Deltora Quest...

[[WMG: The [[Literature/DeltoraQuest Shadow Lord]] is actually an insane fangirl with a voice modifier doing it ForTheEvulz.]]

[[WMG: The only reason for the existence of this page is FetishFuel]]
Poison oak epileptic trees exist (and they have copious amounts of rape) because and only because the Tropers who create them are sadists, weirdoes and {{NightmareFetishist}}s who [[ADateWithRosiePalms get off]] on it. [[{{Rule34}} No matter how weird.]] Seriously, if the was a [[PoisonOakEpilepticTrees tree]] that said…

[[WMG: Every time you create a new Poison Oak Epileptic tree Trope-tan gets guro-raped by a [[BearsAreBadNews Polar Bear]].]]
…one of your fellow tropers is getting off on that, and for all I know it’s '''''[[TomatoInTheMirror YOU!]]'''''

[[WMG: the troper who posted the above tree did so in the hope of being proved wrong, and as the first response he got was basically "yep, that’s about right" is now curled up in a foetal position crying.]]
What’s worse is he's aware that someone is getting off to the mental image of him curled up in the foetal position crying. You sick sick bastards.

[[WMG: Robert W. Chambers' TheKingInYellow contains the very first appearance of SlenderMan.]]
In the story, the protagonist describes a figure he see's in the Church of St Barnabé as a [[HumanoidAbomination slender man with a very pale face and wearing a black jacket]]. Seeing as the protagonist has read the eponymous play and thus possibly summoning The King in Yellow, this could mean, in an admittedly roundabout way, that Slender Man is nothing less than the King himself. This, of course, is absolutely horrifying for all involved.
* The Operator symbol is the Yellow Sign.

[[WMG: [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 Elise]] is the Cosmic Interstate]]

[[WMG: Blaze '''IS''' Classic Eggman]]

[[WMG: Silver had sex with Blaze's corpse after Rivals 2]]

[[WMG: The decay of the Sonic series from October 1998 to October 2010 was a brilliant and elaborate plan by Robotnik to kill sonic]]
By removing his mainstream gamer and critic support and therefore his plot armor. Make it earth all along, like in Japan, rather than the Mobius from early western materials, thus baffling gamers add loads of characters with unwanted and bizzare playstyles, slowing the pace, before dropping those and givving Sonic himself said playstyles, and creating even more annoying non-playable characters, change his name back to Eggman and cut his IQ in half (the gap between Eggman and Robotnik is really just Robotnik PRETENDING to be stupid and incompetent), replace AOSTH, SATAM, Underground, and the OVA with an obviously inferior anime called SonicX, and then replacing THAT with an even worse short film known as Night of the Werehog, then ram as many unwanted aspects and gameplay derail into a sonic game AND STRIKE.
* Jossed. There are still fans.
** In the Japanese continuity, Eggman's been Eggman and the place has been Earth since 1991, and Amy predates Knuckles.

[[WMG: Angel Bunny abuses [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Fluttershy]]]]
Physically, emotionally and sexually. Fluttershy's case is a classic case of DomesticAbuse [[StockholmSyndrome where she prefers to stay even if]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5nK0cLWxGU Angel slaps her]].

[[WMG: Both Twilight and Rarity are sexually abusive towards Spike]]

[[WMG: Both Twilight and Rarity are sexually abusive towards Spike, because they suffered under the hooves of [[FanNickname Molestia]]]]

[[WMG: Derpy's distinctive eye was caused by a sloppy surgeon accidently severing one of the muscles that controls the eye whilst performing a [[NightmareFuel Transorbital Lobotomy]] on her.]]

[[WMG: KyotoAnimation is under some kind of curse.]]

Ever since ''Haruhi'', at least two of the cast members of their series has been plagued by misfortune (e.g. Creator/AyaHirano) or the series has bombed (e.g. ''{{Nichijou}}''). To wit...

* Four of the ''LuckyStar'' cast members made the former RealLife TheWoobie list (Creator/AyaHirano, Creator/KaoriFukuhara, EmiriKatou and ShizukaHasegawa), for lackluster subsequent careers, FanDumb issues, medical issues [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and being cast as]] [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Kyubey]]. Also TheMusical (yes, they were planning one) was cancelled after the 2011 earthquake.
* With ''KOn'', Creator/AyanaTaketatsu suffered a slight backlash from the FanDumb when she was found to have a boyfriend (via a photo taken some time ago). Star Creator/AkiToyosaki suffered an even harsher one when she was found to be living with a boyfriend...via a stalker. This seemed to lead to a sort of BreakTheCutie moment for the usually fluffy Aki. As of November 2011 it remains to be seen how this will affect TheMovie (as well as Aki and ''K-On'' costar MinakoKotobuki's idol group Sphere).
* Nothing too bad has befallen the ''Nichijou'' cast, but unfortunately ratings and DVD sales for the show have been way down.
* The ''VisualNovel/{{Clannad}}'' cast seems to be all right...[[TemptingFate for now]].
* With Aya Hirano's troubles (and [[FanonDiscontinuity Endless Eight]]), the once-lucrative ''Haruhi'' franchise is [[FranchiseZombie moribund]] as of May 2012. And on top of all that, now YukoGoto (Mikuru), is taking a 2.5-month hiatus [[http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2012-05-19/voice-actress-yuko-goto-reveals-ailment-as-autoimmune-disease due to an autoimmune disorder]]. This could very well affect production of the planned continuation of ''HidamariSketch'' and the ''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica'' movies...meaning that the curse [[FromBadToWorse has now spread]] to Creator/StudioShaft.

Is this perhaps the revenge of Yutaka Yamamoto (the director fired from ''Lucky Star'')?

[[WMG: Remember ''WesternAnimation/TheCritic'' webisodes?]]

Jay's second divorce was indeed from that Mexican flight attendant. However, the reason why he's dating Jennifer is because Alice was [[IfICantHaveYou murdered]] by her JealousEx Cyrus. Jay never mentions her because he's still depressed.

[[WMG: ''LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya'' is in fact just like ''Literature/IHaveNoMouthAndIMustScream'']]
Like how AM preserved a very few of humanity to [[AndIMustScream torture them forever and ever]], the only reason why the characters in Haruhi Suzumiya were not obliterated by TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt is because they are being preserved and forced to live in an EndlessRecursionOfTime by [[GodIsEvil Haruhi's sadistic subconscious]] for the sake of endless torture for her own amusement, forever and ever.

Obviously, Kyon is Ted.

[[WMG: Haruhi is Spongebob]]
And Kyon is Squidward.
* Who's Patrick?
** Koizumi, obviously.

[[WMG: WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic is in fact a {{Dystopia}} ruled with an iron fist by Princess [[FanNickname Molestia]] through a regime that would make JosefStalin and [[Literature/NineteenEightyFour The Party]] blanch; the sugarcoating is just from a propaganda piece]]
Discord is Goldstein, and Luna is Eurasia[=/=]Eastasia (We have never-I mean ''always'' been at war with Luna-I mean Nightmare Moon)

[[WMG: If you question [[FanNickname Molestia]] you end up on [[Fanfic/{{Cupcakes}} The Lottery]]]]

[[WMG: The chests of the femal Sonic characters are only due to their bras, beneath, they are completley flat]]
Or even worse, have the proper nipples for their species.

[[WMG: All {{Moe}} characters are [[GurrenLagann Anti-Spiral messengers]]]]

[[WMG: ''Manga/{{Uzumaki}}'' is actually [[VeryLooselyBasedOnATrueStory based on a Real Life]] attempt by scientists to discover a {{Magitek}} device that harnesses [[GurrenLagann Spiral Energy]] and then testing it on a village, with the intention to solve the energy crisis once and for all... but of course it has GoneHorriblyWrong, because Real Life lies in the CosmicHorrorStory genre.]]

[[WMG: [[GurrenLagann Yoko]] is [[Literature/TheBible Judas]].]]
Wonder why anyone she kisses dies in a [[HeroicSacrifice messianic manner]]? (e.g. Kamina aka [[MessianicArchetype Jesus]])
* I was thinking more about the one who broke up the greatest rock bank of all time: [[YokoOhNo THE BEATLES]]. [[FridgeHorror It still fits, maybe too well?]]

[[WMG: Arkham Asylum [[CuckooNest is the real world, and you are just deluding otherwise]].]]
[[StockEpilepticTrees Well why would there be so many WMG's about it?]]

[[WMG: The Joker is Peeves]]
At Hogwarts during Deathly Hallows, in a sadistic experiment, Peeves (who had been causing no end of havoc) was forced into the body of a muggleborn student who had been tortured into insanity, trapped, and tortured to insanity again (not that he was ever particularly sane). The Carrows gave him the scars. During the final battle, Peeves escaped. Fast forward a few years, and Peeves, now known as the Joker, has made his way to Gotham City, leaving a trail of destruction behind him.

[[WMG: Carly and Sam are really Reimu and Marisa.]]
After traveling to our world from Gensokyo, Viacom, being the superpower they already are, captured them and forced them to star in Nickelodeon's show. They're unable to escape because they can't use Danmaku in our world.

[[WMG: Many {{Dojikko}} have some kind of genetic, developmental or neurological disorder.]]
Such as [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Developmental_dyspraxia dyspraxia]]. Another possibility is high-functioning [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Williams_syndrome Williams Syndrome]] in the case of the ever-popular Clumsiness + Ditziness + Plucky Cheerful Attitude combo. The characters are never diagnosed because their developmental issues are portrayed as relatively mild and the art style of most {{Moe}} series would camouflage the characteristic Williams Syndrome facial structure (and of course, in ''Moe'' culture such quirks are considered cute to the point of fetish fuel, even if the Dojikko syndrome is [[DeConstruction deconstructed]] as having a detrimental effect on both everyone and her very own sense of self-worth. ESPECIALLY when said Deconstruction is included, because [[TheWoobie the low self-esteem, submission and drama]] [[TheChewToy adds up to the adorability points]]. You know the reason behind the popularity of the "IllGirl who is TooGoodForThisSinfulEarth" archetype in Western Victorian-era literature).

In itself this isn't that troubling, except for the fact that genre conventions and the godlike fetishistic will of the Audience are keeping these girls from being diagnosed and getting services that could help them - but [[FromBadToWorse what if their coordination issues are symptoms of something degenerative]], e.g., [[StephenHawking Motor Neurone]] [[AndIMustScream Disease]]?
* You do know that Motor Neurone Disease results in the helplessness factor of said Moe girl being multiplied by {{up to Eleven}} Billion. For example, you do know that Motor Neurone Disease results in complete and uttermost inability to defend oneself and escape from [[ColdBloodedTorture exploitation by various kinds of]] [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil unspeakable and disgusting horrors]], only capable of nothing but merely tears of despair while said torments are being performed excruciatingly upon her... and that means a woobie cash cow.

[[WMG: [[Manga/ElfenLied It's better for Kisaragi to have been murdered quick by Lucy]].]]
Because she had [[AndIMustScream motor neurone disease]]. See the tree about "Many {{Dojikko}} have some kind of genetic, developmental or neurological disorder" above. Lucy gave her a MercyKill.
* For additional Poison Oak factor, Kisaragi knew she was ill, and that played a role in her mind-boggling lack of self-preservation. Either the stress of living with an uncurable terminal illness that she couldn't talk to anyone about had turned her into a StepfordSmiler too emotionally exhausted to care much about saving herself, or she was consciously or unconsciously suicidal.

[[WMG: Creator/UmeAoki's characters all have [[http://health.nytimes.com/health/guides/disease/noonan-syndrome/overview.html Noonan syndrome]].]]
In keeping with the WMG's about {{Dojikko}}s having neurological disorders, it stands to reason that her wide-spaced TaremeEyes aren't "right".

[[WMG: The Zebra from WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb is [[SonicTheHedgehog Mephiles the Dark]] ]]

Or, all that is left of him. He calls Candace "Kevin" because he forgot Elise's name, or maybe Kevin was the original bearer of Iblis.
* Alternatively, the Zebra from ''Phineas and Ferb'' is an EldritchAbomination in disguise, ala [[CthulhuMythos Nyarlathotep]]. [[CrapsaccharineWorld Beneath the sugary idealism]] of ''Phineas and Ferb'' is a [[CosmicHorrorStory Lovecraftian nightmare story]]. However, this does explain the weird science and AlienGeometries that the Phineas and Ferb-iverse is composed of.

[[WMG: [[WesternAnimation/AdventureTime The Ice King]] is a more [[CryForTheDevil sympathetically screwed-up]] version of [[{{Lolita}} Humbert Humbert]]. ]]
Think of it - he pursues younger partners in order to recapture youthful relationship with a lost love.

[[WMG: TheHeartless and Nobodies are Tyranids]]

[[WMG: [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIVOblivion Akatosh]] IS [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim Alduin]].]]
Everyone is just bullshitting you saying they aren't. Remember the end of Oblivion? Yeah, you and all of Cyrodiil just barely survived [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt absolute destruction]] because [[BigBad Mehrunes Dagon]] had stolen Alduin's sweetroll. Or something.

[[WMG: In ''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica''...]]
Remember when [[spoiler:[[MessianicArchetype Mado-]][[AGodAmI Kami]]]] became '''''[[AbstractApotheosis Hope]]''''' and '''''changed''''' the Puella Magi system?

Yes, yes. In here ascension [[spoiler:Madoka]] has pledged allegiance to '''''Obama'''''- I mean [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} Tzeentch]].
* Bonus point for Tzeentch being the god of magic, and [[spoiler:Madoka]] herself can make up for the scheming [[DidYouJustScamCthulhu by beating]] [[ManipulativeBastard Kyubey]] in his own game.
* Maybe all the Puella Magi pledge allegiance to chaos gods. Sayaka serves Khorne. Mami Nurgle. Kyoko Slaanesh.
** Who's [[FanNickname Homuhomu]] then?
*** Very likely to be the God-Emperor. After all, Homuhomu protects Madoka all the time, and The Emperor Protects (also, both might be time lords).
* But with the Jesus allegory, [[spoiler:Madoka]] also has to be the Emperor.... therefore, [[FromBadToWorse Tzeentch is the Emperor!]]
** Though the Emperor did attempt to give Humanity ''Hope'' and '''''Change'''''......

[[WMG: [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Madokami]], after her apotheosis, only ends up creating/meeting the [[CthulhuMythos Great Old Ones]] or the like.]]
"[[EquivalentExchange Hope and despair balance out to zero.]]" Therefore, if she's a divinely powerful [[TheMessiah Messiah]][=/=]goddess of hope, then there should be equally powerful god/s of despair to complete the EquivalentExchange. And considering Creator/HPLovecraft's general theme of despair and insignificance, the Old Ones fit for that role (especially Nyarlathotep, hence his portrayal in ''{{Persona 2}}'' as a StrawNihilist). To keep the Old Ones perpetually locked out of the universe so that the Puella Magi and humanity would not succumb to mass madness and despair, she has to suffer under their hands in exchange, tortured and MindRaped forever by the Old Ones at every point in space and time.

Not only is she crucified to a time-lock (like [[EndlessRecursionOfTime Homuhomu]] before her, but worse), she's also ''Mind locked'' into an eternal WideEyedIdealist, because of the "[[UnstoppableForceMeetsImmovableObject Hope and despair]] [[EquivalentExchange balance out to zero]]" thing that trumps even Thermodynamics, thus she is trapped in a self-imposed, celestial-scale, eternal AndIMustScream situation she can never ''choose'' get out of.
* In the finale, didn't Mami and Homura already comment that what Madoka is going to do is a FateWorseThanDeath?
* Well the [[YMMV/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica YMMV page]] did say: "Think out the worst possible logical scenario that can happen, and Urobuchi will top it."
* Perhaps the Incubators from the original timeline went insane ala [[Film/TheMatrix Agent Smith]], and became the Old Ones stuck in their programming to cause despair in contrast to the new Incubators?
* On a more positive note this thoroughly fits in with the theme of Madoka as a [[WideEyedIdealist wide-eyed]] MessianicArchetype.

[[WMG: Alternatively, Madokami becomes [[CthulhuMythos Yog-Sothoth]] to LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya's [[TheOmnipotent Azathoth]].]]

[[WMG: [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory Andy's father]] is alive]]
And he was a domestic abuser that molested his children and the family is on the run from him. That's why they move in the first film and why there is no portrait or any memory of him in their house(s).

[[WMG: [[SonicUnleashed Light Gaia]] is just as bad as Dark Gaia]]
He only took on the dog form in order to lull mankind into a false sense of security.

[[WMG: The Mane Six in ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' are the five ''Literature/{{Animorphs}}'' [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg (Plus Ax)]] after they went [[ModeLock over their two hour limit.]]]]
Twilight is Jake, AJ is Marco, Dashie is Rachel, Fluttershy is Cassie, Rarity is Tobias (post Taylor-induced mental-breakdown) and Pinkie is Ax (Cinnamon BUNZAH!!!!!!!)
* then who's Celestia?
** [[OhCrap Visser Three]]
** Nah, she's the Ellimist. Trixie is Visser Three. Nightmare moon is Crayak, Discord is the powerful creature in The Familiar that never gets mentioned again, Gilda is Taylor and Derpy is Visser One (it's never the ones you suspect).

[[WMG: ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' takes place in the same universe as ''Webcomic/{{Jack|DavidHopkins}}''.]]
Drip[=/=]Derpy anypony?
* [[{{Squick}} No.]] [[LittleNo No.]] [[HeroicBSOD No No NO NO]] [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!]] [[HeroicBSOD *whimper*]]

[[WMG: ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' Celestia really is [[http://askprincessmolestia.tumblr.com/ Molestia]] and everything on that Tumblr is canon.]]

[[WMG: [[FromBadToWorse Worse:]] [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Celestia]] really is [[GoodIsBoring Celestia]] and nothing that happened on Tumblr is canon.]]
Molestia’s CharacterDevelopment from straight-up monster to NobleDemon? [[FanonDiscontinuity Didn’t happen.]] The idea that even Molestia [[EvenEvilHasStandards draws the line somewhere?]] [[WasItAllALie Not true.]] That adorable moment when Molestia [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments actually takes Scootaloo flying because she's sad for her not being able to fly?]] [[OrwellianEditor Never happened.]] One of the [[{{Adorkable}} cutest depictions]] of [[{{Fanon}} Luna online?]] [[CanonDefilement Non. Fecking. Canon.]]

[[WMG: [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Kyubey]] caused the 2011 Tohoku earthquake.]]
* Don't be silly. That was caused by [[spoiler:Madoka turning into a witch. The "recovery operations" have only temporarily delayed her systematic annihilation of humanity.]]
** [[spoiler:Well, he did push her [[DespairEventHorizon over the edge]] and make her become a witch, so FromACertainPointOfView...]]

[[WMG: Literature/TheUglyBarnacle is a true story.]]
But it hasn't happened yet. It takes place after your death...and reincarnation. As a barnacle. [[DontExplainTheJoke An ugly one.]]

[[WMG: [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Celestia and Luna]] are not sisters: Celestia is stuck in some sort of messed up [[FightClub Jack/Tyler Durden]] relationship.]]

[[WMG:Or, even more awesomely, ''Celestia'' is Tyler and ''Luna'' is Jack.]]
It’s shown that Luna can create projections that resemble living ponies (the shadow bolts) so even scenes when both appear together and are acknowledged by other ponies can’t be trusted. That and the fact that Luna has far, far more reasons to create an alternate personality.
* Trollestia: suddenly it all makes sense.
** “Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!”
* Celestia's horn glow in "A Bird in the Hoof" uses Luna's color. Even if they're separate people, they ''could'' possibly pass for each other.

[[WMG: [[StarWars Jar-Jar]] is [[LukeIAmYourFather Luke’s father.]]]]
* No! No! That's not true. [[CanonDefilement That's impossible!]]
** Search yousa feelings, you *know* it to be true!
** No! [[BigNo Nooooooooo!]]

[[WMG:''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica'' is one giant drug trip.]]
The action begins when after Madoka and Sayaka have coffee, and then Madoka hears Kyubey's voice luring her into an [[AbandonedWarehouse area of the building under construction]]. A pedophile slipped some very powerful hallucinogens into their drinks, and then kidnapped them. Aside from having a magical-girl fetish and getting off on dressing little girls up in elaborate frilly outfits (and [[BreakTheCutie torturing/raping them to crying and despair]], of course), he also likes telling them to fight each other. The loser or the rebellious one is of course killed and dumped in the nearest landfill or lake.

(As if the original weren't depressing enough... Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go cry.)
** Just cry? [[http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&gbv=2&biw=1366&bih=530&tbm=isch&tbnid=LEY2Xx9tTe5JmM:&imgrefurl=http://208.85.144.97/photos/212945-vomit-chan&docid=5WDTeM13f-GFjM&itg=1&imgurl=http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/212/945/1323123516269.jpg&w=600&h=600&ei=EDYxT_a8OsvXiAKr_KCjAw&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=16&sig=114560695585812328154&page=1&tbnh=148&tbnw=146&start=0&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0&tx=66&ty=87 I think there's only one proper response to this.]]
* Alternatively, ''Madoka Magica'' is an allegory for human trafficking.
** Artist as109's horrific, tearjerking pictures on {{Danbooru}} (not gonna provide a link; it's '''highly''' NSFW and may raise LoliCon issues with the editors) shows what was going on behind the MushroomSamba imagery.

[[WMG:'VideoGame/{{Doom}}'s demons are all [[BloodKnight driven with combat lust]] against Doomguy.]]

[[WMG:Mei and Satsuki died in MyNeighborTotoro. The reason their mother can hear them laugh at the end of the movie is because she is about to die also.]]

[[WMG: [[MemeticMutation You're]] [[SayonaraZetsubouSensei in despair.]]]]
[[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife The fact that you waste your time editing TV Tropes out of despair has left you in despair.]]

[[WMG: [[SonicTheHedgehog Amy Rose]] isn't pink furred: she is bald]]
No wonder Sonic runs from her.

[[WMG: The world will end on May 15th, 2012 when meteors rain down from above, killing all life on Earth except for a group of teenagers who will escape by playing [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} Sburb]].]]
* No, it'll obviously happen on [[{{TwentyTwelve}} December 21, 2012]].

[[WMG: [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Discord]] is a [[Series/DoctorWho weeping angel.]] ]]
The personification of chaos itself, he was locked away in stone for a thousand years (or so) and if you look at him for too long, ''you turn grey!''
* Nope, it's okay. It was Discord's magic that turned them like that. It was so signify that the character's weren't themselves. They didn't look like that to Twilight, only to us. Or it would have been painfully obvious something was amiss.
* Not necessarily. Keep in mind that Spike said, "Twilight! Why is everyone looking so... grey?"
* Ah, but it could have been a simple expression to point the changes in ''personality'', not in physical appearance. Granted, that's not exactly a phrase one would hear, but it could be a bastardized version found only in Equestria. Anyway, it wasn't looking at Discord that turned the Mane 6, it was a specific act of magic by Discord that turned them. And they never actually turned into or showed signs of becoming statues, only bad friends.
* So far in the series, all the Equestrian sayings have been our regular old sayings but twisted around into a horse pun. If Spike was just using a turn of phrase, he'd have said something more along the lines of, "Twilight! Why's everyone looking so... neigh?" ([[DontExplainTheJoke Get it? Like nay-sayers?]])
* And besides! Think of it this way: it's a given that Celestia and Luna are weeping angels because they originally turned Discord to stone. Because he turned to stone, ''he'' turned into a weeping angel. Then, after he turned the Mane 6 grey (symbolically turning them to stone and therefore weeping angels) ''they'' turned ''him'' into stone! And thus the Cycle of the Weeping Angels was fulfilled.
* Ah, but there have been no instances of any Weeping Angel type entities, save for the Cockatrice, but that's a mythological creature that has always had the ability to turn things into stone. And Celestia and Luna turned Discord into stone with magic, and Discord turned the Mane 6 into stone with magic, too. With the Weeping Angels, it's a natural process.

[[WMG: [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Princess Celestia]] [[FriendToAllLivingThings loves]] [[TheHighQueen all]] [[FisherKing her]] [[PrincessesRule subjects.]] As in [[GodSaveUsFromTheQueen "Princess"]] [[MemeticMolester Celestia]] [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil "loves"]] ''[[DepravedBisexual All]]'' [[DudeShesLikeInAComa her]] [[PedophilePriest subjects]]. [[FromBadToWorse Especially]] [[BigNo Flutter]][[CanonDefilement shy]].]]
[[DroitDuSeigneur Droit]] [[DoubleStandardRapeDivineOnMortal du]] [[IHaveYouNowMyPretty seigneur]] at it’s best, folks.

[[WMG: SherlockHolmes is a eunuch.]]
It would explain his lack of interest in sex and the fact that the non-[[Film/SherlockHolmes RDJ]] incarnations never seem to need to shave. Admittedly, he's unusually strong for someone with low testosterone levels, but Holmes is a case of MusclesAreMeaningless in canon, anyway.
* That's actually the premise of [[http://archiveofourown.org/works/188447/chapters/277114 this]] fanfiction.

[[WMG: All fictional [[FilleFatale Filles Fatales]] [[DeconstructedTrope are sexual abuse victims.]]]]
It doesn't help that in ''real life'' it's a likely sign of sexual abuse.

[[WMG: Harold from the "Family" episode of ''Series/MastersOfHorror'' is actually Norm from ''Series/{{Cheers}}'', living under an assumed identity]]

That sudden reconciliation with Vera in the last episode didn't actually happen. In reality, Norm finally lost it and murdered Vera, then began to hallucinate that she was still alive and they were a happy couple again.

[[WMG: Creator/MNightShyamalan's next "work" will be a co-production with Uwe Boll.]]

[[ThisIsWrongOnSoManyLevels How dare you mention M. Night and Uwe Boll in the same sentence!]] Well, you can go ahead and laugh at me. But there's a special hell for those mindless lemmings who bought the critics' hate on Shyamalan and [[ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontWatch parroted it like it was gospel!]]
* It's not that Shyamalan is perfect. He's not. Just the victim of so much hate for no apparent reason.

[[WMG: WesternAnimation/AdventureTime and SaladFingers take place in the same universe.]]

[[WMG: The implied threat the [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} Tyranids]] are supposedly running from? [[Franchise/DeadSpace Necromorphs]].]]
The Tyranids can't eat and recombine their dead and Necromorph dead fast enough because the Marker beats them to it. The Tyranids are only in the Milky Way now to bolster their forces for the incoming Necromorph onslaught. Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse: [[Worse Tyranid]] [[NightmareFuel Necromorphs]]. But why stop there? Human, Tau, Eldar, Orc - hell, ''Chaos'' Necromorphs.

[[WMG: The fate of the [[VideoGame/MassEffect3 Normandy crew]].]]
* There is a rumor going around that after the Normandy crashes on an unknown planet at the end of the game food supplies are low. Now krogan, who are two members of the crew, eat anything when hungry. So the implication is they will start killing the other characters for food until they are put down...if they ''[[MadeOfIron can]]'' be put down.

[[WMG: [[FanNickname Marauder Shields]] is/was Garrus.]]
If the indoctrination theory holds, Garrus tried to get Shepard to snap out of it and Shep mistook him for a husk (exactly as [[ManipulativeBastard Harbinger]] would have wanted it, bastard). If the ending was real, then Garrus got turned into a marauder while Shep was out of it and committed [[SuicideByCop Suicide By Shepard]].

[[WMG: ''Disney/{{Pinocchio}}'' takes place in the same universe as ''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica''.]]
The Coachman is a disguised male of [[spoiler:the Incubators]], and so he handles the boys while [[spoiler:Kyubey handles the girls]]. Whereas girls can only release their [[spoiler:entropy-stopping powers as MagicalGirls]], boys can release theirs anytime they start giving themselves up to vice. So yup...[[spoiler:turning into donkeys is the male version of becoming a Witch]]. And why are [[UnfortunateImplications these powers so unequally balanced between the sexes]]? Again, it's a CrapsackWorld after all.
* Jiminy Cricket was meant to play [[spoiler:Homura]]'s role to some extent; to show Pinocchio right and wrong, and keep him away from temptation. However Goddess Haruhi-sama ([[spoiler:sorry, Madokami is just Vice-Goddess who got lucky, if you will]]) has a thing for {{plan}}s and she intended for Pinocchio to go to Pleasure Island, lead all unchanged boys out of there, and then lead a donkey revolt. Unfortunately, at least in the movie we saw, Jiminy failed in that mission [[spoiler:(or if Haruhi is [[GodIsEvil a cruel and capricious Yahweh]], then [[GambitRoulette JUST AS PLANNED]]), so like Homuhomu, he'll have to travel back in time and start it all over again]]. However, he's repeated this EndlessRecursionOfTime so many times, [[AndIMustScream his brain has broken]], so it always seems new to him at the beginning.
** Now if only the Coachman could get [[TheScrappy Kamijou]] somehow...

[[WMG: {{Caillou}} has [[LittlestCancerPatient cancer]].]]
Why else would a little boy be always bald?

[[WMG: Since it's a CrapsackWorld CosmicHorrorStory after all...]]
Contrary to expectation, [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Madoka]] is the Antichrist to [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya Haruhi]] as [[Literature/TheBible Yah]][[TheOmnipotent weh]] and Jesus. [[ComedicSociopathy Sociopathic]] {{Jerk Ass}}es (like [[AC:Haruhi]] or [[{{Yandere}} Old Testament Yahweh]]) rule the Kingdom of Heaven with a [[BigBrotherIsWatching totalitarian iron fist]]. And the simple sins of [[NiceGirl niceness]] and {{Moe}} (like Madoka) [[NoGoodDeedGoesUnpunished shall condemn thy body and soul in Hell]] [[FateWorseThanDeath tortured, humiliated, raped, mind-raped and forced to cry and wail and weep and sob by]] tentacled {{Eldritch Abomination}}s [[AndIMustScream day and night forever and ever]], [[ForTheEvulz simply for the]] [[GodIsEvil sadistic, perverted amusement]] of the [[AC:Haruhi]]. For the [[AC:Haruhi]] is a jealous God.

The good news: By the [[MessianicArchetype eternal suffering of both Kyon and Madoka]] do we earn our salvation. The bad news: You Madokamists and ''all'' moe girls should incinerate thy merchandise and start being assholes lest ye join them. No species exceptions (e.g. [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Fluttershy from the Equine species]], but anthropomorphic and moe enough for the taste of [[AC:Haruhi]]).
* And of course, The [[AC:Haruhiahweh]] is ''royally'' pissed that ''Madoka'' [[http://hashihime.blogspot.com/2011/03/madoka-magica-passes-haruhi-as.html has surpassed her show as the best-selling anime of all time]]. Look closer: the article linked above was posted on March 2, 2011. [[FridgeHorror Guess what happened in Japan just a week later?]]
* [[spoiler:[[TearJerker And all the other Witches and cute moe-girls join her in Hell]].]]

[[WMG: [[Webcomic/SluggyFreelance Pete Abrams]] has no idea what Oasis is, and there will never be an answer.]]
He's only drawing out the mystery for so long and giving partial non-answers because that's the one thing he hadn't thought out in advance, and he's just painting himself in a corner by giving hints that constrain the possible answer, knowing he can't possibly come up with anything satisfying enough after such a long wait.

[[WMG: Series/{{Sherlock}} isn't so [[NoodlePeople elongated]] because he's secretly an elf or an alien.]]
He has undiagnosed Marfan Syndrome. And so, by implication, do [[CabinPressure all]] [[Film/TinkerTailorSoldierSpy other]] BenedictCumberbatch characters. (At least all the [[Film/TheHobbit human ones]].)

[[WMG: [[Literature/TheJungleBook Baloo]] is [[BearsAreBadNews Pedobear]]]]
Poor, poor Mowgli...
* And they already have Pedosnake (Kaa). No wonder Bagheera wants Mowgli to leave the jungle...

[[WMG: ASongOfIceAndFire is a ShaggyDogStory that is leading no-where.]]
In fact the chances are, the shaggy dog will get [[ShootTheShaggyDog shot]]

[[WMG: The Drowned God the Greyjoys worship is [[Creator/HPLovecraft Cthulhu.]]]]
He will rise up in the final book and eat everyone: No plots will be resolved, no personal struggles will mean anything, the story will just end without anyone resolving their individual storylines; [[RocksFallEveryoneDies Cthulhu rises, everyone gets eaten.]]

[[WMG: ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' and ''Franchise/MassEffect'' are the same universe.]]
Humanity was destroyed by the Reapers and ponies became the next sapient race to rise to power. Discord was a construct of the Reapers designed to keep ponykind subjugated. Fast-forward a few hundred millenia in the [=FiM=] storyline and the Mass Effect / [=FiM=] crossovers will be canon in the form of Mass Effect 4 as the Mane Six travel across the universe and defeat the Reapers once and for all, only to discover that the Reapers were the only thing stopping the Smooze from consuming and assimilating all matter in the universe, thus setting up the plot for Mass Effect 5.

[[WMG: It's StephenHawking's fault that the 21st century isn't as futuristic as it ought to be.]]
Hawking was put on this earth to make a handful of scientific inventions that would usher humanity into a new age, and then die. Just like NikolaTesla. His illness was was intended to be a kind of built-in time limit - yes, it seems awfully cruel, but [[JerkassGods the Fates can be jerks like that.]] [[http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/b/billwatter109676.html His continued, medically improbable survival is due to conscious or unconscious procrastination.]] All the time Hawking spends making guest appearances on WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}, writing popular science books about scientific questions ([[ADegreeInUseless that lead to nowhere useful]]), or having any kind of personal life, he is extending his own life, but at the cost of delaying the next stage of civilization.

[[WMG: Why are the {{Blues}} so continually popular with musicians? {{Schadenfreude}}.]]
To quote [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Bleeding Gums Murphy]]: ''"The blues ain't about makin' yourself feel better; it's about makin' other people feel worse."'' Hence the "miserable drunk who is down on the dumps" feel. And it's continually popular with listeners for the same reason this page is [[TooKinkyToTorture so]] [[BileFascination popular]].
* Also the same reason why TrueArtIsAngsty, why art critics like a good {{Tragedy}}, and why sad Classical Music (e.g. LonelyPianoPiece) is beautiful. Why the hell are ''Theatre/{{Hamlet}}'', ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'' (which is based on the tragedy of ''Theatre/OedipusTheKing'') and ''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica'' (which is based on the tragic archetype of ''{{Faust}}'') so acclaimed and popular?
* [[FromBadToWorse Same]] [[OhCrap with]] [[FridgeHorror the]] [[AllBlueEntry All Blue Entries]] ([[MadeFromRealGirlScouts see]] [[PoweredByAForsakenChild the]] [[TheSmurfs Smurf]] [[AmazingTechnicolorWildlife theories]] [[CrapsackWorld above]]).

[[WMG: {{Blues}} musicians and other creators of depressing art must feed on murdered Smurfs daily or lose their talent.]]
They also have to feast on the blood of Snorks so they don’t [[OurVampiresAreDifferent crumble to dust in direct sunlight]], and drink a mixture of [[BreadEggsMilkSquick Rye, Bourbon and]] [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Fluttershy’s tears]] every twenty minutes or [[InvoluntaryShapeshifting they turn into pumpkins]] [[WhenTheClockStrikesTwelve on the stroke of midnight]]. Also never [[{{Gremlins}} feed a Blues musician after midnight or let them get wet]]: it doesn't do anything supernatural to them, [[BoringButPractical it just tends to put them of their set if their either too full or soaking wet during late performances.]]
* Speaking of other creators of depressing art, this may also mean that [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Hideaki Anno thought of creating Rei Ayanami]] when drunk on a cocktail that includes Smurfs and Tang. Hence Rei's blue hair and ''Evangelion's'' depression appeal.

[[WMG: Addendum about [[PoweredByAForsakenChild Fluttershy's]] [[SwissArmyTears tears]] that are mentioned above:]]
[[PoweredByAForsakenChild Fluttershy's tears]] are also good {{Unobtainium}} for powering our universe, since her tears approach a near 100% entropy-free energy efficiency compared to oil and uranium, and also act like safer and more reliable versions of [[BioShock ADAM]] stem cells, combined with a superior evolution of the innate antimicrobial properties already found in tears. Said evolutionary properties of her ocular fluids are speculated to be the reason for how she can protect her extremely vulnerable TaremeEyes from infection obtained from everyday contact with her [[NatureIsNotNice biohazardous wild environment]]. Every anime girl also possesses a limited extent of this trait, but Tareme-eyed {{Moe}} girls exhibit its complete evolutionary expression, hence their, well, extremely expressive perpetually-puppy-dog-like Tareme eyes. This is the secret behind Fluttershy's ability to cure kind of animal despite her lack of a medical degree or sufficient equipment in her household, which in normal circumstances should be an unsanitary and dangerous biohazard due to the abundance of non-vaccinated wild animals combined with lack of proper sanitary procedures.

Hypothesized to be the reason why Equestria has little pandemics of deadly diseases, such as the infamous Influenza which should have been transmitted through the non-vaccinated wild animals Fluttershy takes care of, especially the birds. Also speculated to be able to cause limited antidepressant pheromone effects to non-intelligent lower animals as well, which can be weaponized in the form of her Stare which pacifies any animal. I'm also hypothesizing that if the Avian Flu or an alien plague (e.g. unpacifiable parasitic [[Film/{{Alien}} Xenomorphs]], [[Franchise/StarCraft Zerg]] infestation, HatePlague, any disease that results in ZombieApocalypse, etc) invaded Equestria and Fluttershy wasn't there to pacify and cure the infected, then even the alicorns Twilight and Celestia would have never saw the megadeaths coming before it's too late for their magic to fix the devastation wrought by the pandemic, similar to the Aztecs' lack of immunity to European xeno diseases. (Also, without Fluttershy's tears to provide immunity and pacification, they would have never been able to resist said ZergRush, considering that unlike Fluttershy, Twilight and Celestia prefer to fight directly with their PsychicPowers which the Zerg Swarm will simply find delicious, which means that they will be infested into the pony equivalent of Kerrigan. No, the Elements of Harmony aka the Orbital Friendship Cannon will not help to repel the aggressive and limitless xenomorph swarm, and the psychic emissions caused by the Elements will just attract even worse intergalactic [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} Tyranids]]. Ergo, only using the pacifying pheromones in Fluttershy's tears will subdue the Swarm of these animals).

But why don't we humans and other inhabitants of alternate universes [[WeWillHavePerfectHealthInTheFuture have perfect health in the Future]]? Because, this unobtainium is mostly consumed by [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Incubators, who necessitate a constant supply of Moe in order to obtain fuel to decelerate the accumulating Entropic decay of themselves and the cosmos as a whole,]] and creators of TrueArtIsAngsty (including but not limited to: authors of {{Tragedy}}, depressing Classical Music composers, Blues musicians, Emos, and anybody who likes ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion''), whose Angst put them in an eternal state of exponentially accelerated entropy, rendering their immune systems extremely vulnerable (TruthInTelevision: depression and stress compromises the immune system, both directly and indirectly) and therefore forcing them to consume these tears forever, hence the continuous rarity. [[note]]Speaking of Rarity, to pay for the Bourbon [[AnimalFarm we sold her to the glue factory]], because Rarity's tears were never useful besides giving Diamond Dogs allergy and brain inflammations, and/or cosmetic purposes for ugly mules. Also dangerous, for any contact between Rarity's tears and TheUglyBarnacle [[RealityBreakingParadox will cause a contradictory paradox in all of existential causality]] that results into [[ApocalypseHow class Z apocalypse where absolutely Everyone dies. Or worse, become ugly forever. The end]].[[/note]]

Production of sufficient quantities of [[SwissArmyTears Fluttershy tears]] was difficult at first and was the primary limiting factor in Blues production, which is why the popularity of Justin Bieber is plunging our universe closer to TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt, but up until recently, eventually we hit on the idea of cloning her several thousand times and collecting the tears with a specialised catheter that fits under her eyes, along with [[Fanfic/CupCakes Pinkamena Diane Pie]] and everybody else in the TortureTechnician list and [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil sexual offence]] registry [[{{Room 101}} hired to torture Fluttershy forever, along with a million clones of Angel Bunny, and a large blender]]. Administration of a [[LaserGuidedAmnesia Class A Amnesiac]] after every third or fourth session (similar to [[SCPFoundation Procedure 110-Montauk]]) is also recommended for prevention of desensitization and cynicism from the familiarity with the procedure, which prevents optimum tears extraction. Personnel who express sympathy towards Fluttershy's plight and/or express a desire to rescue or sympathize towards Fluttershy WILL be met with immediate termination for accelerating the entropy of this universe. No, putting the poor girl out of her misery is NOT an option. Neither is rendering her unconscious, comatose, or any form of pain relief, narcotic or analgesic to herself. She has to be completely sensitive and aware of what is going on in order for the extraction to work. And when all that does not work, [[FelonyMisdemeanor we read]] [[OhCrapThereAreFanficsOfUs fanfic]] [[FelonyMisdemeanor to her.]]
* But you only need five clones of [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Madoka Kaname]] to do the work of over 9000 Fluttershy clones with very little provocation, and her tears produce only one-eighth the emissions! There's a reason why Incubators switched from normal Moe girls such as Fluttershy to harness the goddess Madoka instead! [[note]]Yeah, the...byproducts carry a risk of starting Instrumentality, but what else is there? ''Solar'' power? Listening to Justin Bieber instead of the blues? Pfft.[[/note]]
* I am utterly, utterly nauseated by the above: [[EvenEvilHasStandards you can't get supernatural blues-playing talent drinking Bourbon with Fluttershy and Madoka Kaname tears! The very idea is Abhorrent!]] [[ManOfWealthAndTaste You drink them in a cocktail with Gin, Vodka or another clear sprit!]] No wonder you don’t get invited to Smokey Wilson’s annual Smurf-murder party! Madoka Kaname tears with Bourbon PFFT! Perhaps you'd like a brown paper bottle to drink them out of whist you’re at it?

[[WMG: ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann'' is either propaganda or told from the point of view of a VillainProtagonist]]
The Anti-Spirals were right: Spiral Energy, a Darwinian evolution-based power source fueled by aggressions and passions (or should we say the [[StarWars Dark Side of the force]]) is [[ThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow something Man Was Not Meant To Know]] ala the Atomic Bomb, and when misused will destroy the universe (or even multiverse, think of CrisisOnInfiniteEarths), especially when handed over to [[HumansAreTheRealMonsters the beast Man]]. With this WeaponOfMassDestruction, humanity became a militaristic, expansionist, SocialDarwinist space empire not unlike the Imperium of Man from TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}. All that bombastic and hammy talk about the PowerOfFriendship? It's a disguised message of WithUsOrAgainstUs. Of course, the purpose of propaganda is daemonization of the enemy, hence why the Anti-spirals are portrayed as {{Eldritch Abomination}}s and {{manipulative bastard}}s just like how NaziGermany portrayed the Jews as manipulators who have ChronicBackstabbingDisorder. Kamina might be an in-universe equivalent of Hitler (or considering he's dead, [[SovietUnion Lenin]]).

[[WMG: Half of these theories are completely false]]
The other half, however? [[NightmareFuel Completely true]]. [[ParanoiaFuel And you won't find out which until it's too late]].
* This actually isn't too bad now that most of the ''[[ParanoiaFuel really]]'' horrible theories have been moved to the Archive page.

[[WMG: [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Sweetie Belle]] Is NOT Rarity's little sister.]]
Ahhh… Rarity Rarity Rarity… you can run and hide from the issue all you like, but sooner or later, [[FamilyRelationshipSwitcheroo that teen pregnancy is coming back to haunt you…]]
* And on that note, where do you think Applebloom came from? *[[{{BrotherSisterIncest}} looking at Applejack & Big MacIntosh]]*
* What about Scootaloo? Hey, maybe even Rainbow Dash isn't ''totally'' gay...
** [[AdultFear That presumes]] [[RapeAsDrama it was consensual.]] [[DownerEnding Why do you think Dashie, the Element of loyalty, rejected her own daughter?]] [[HideYourLesbians Too many bad associations]] [[BuryYourGays with her Father's attempt to]] [[CureYourGays “cure” her of her orientation]].

[[WMG: BenedictCumberbatch will go prematurely bald.]]
[[BigNo Nooo!]] Eventually all that [[DyeingForYourArt Dyeing For His Art]] will take a toll on his scalp. It may have already started - both Sherlock and Peter Guillam have bangs, which may be concealing a receding hairline.

[[WMG: Haruhiahweh caused the 2011 Tohoku earthquake.]]
To punish Japan for letting ''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica'' outsell [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya her series]]. On top of that, ''Madoka'''s final episode was originally scheduled to air on Good Friday (more on this below).
* ''"[[Literature/TheBible And behold, the temple was torn in two from top to bottom, and the earth shook and the rocks were split...]]"'' - Mt. 27:51

[[WMG: Haruhiahweh also caused [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1964_Good_Friday_Earthquake-Alaska the 1964 Alaska earthquake]].]]
To punish America for allowing Music/TheBeatles to gain huge success when John Lennon claimed to be more popular than Jesus. Lennon wouldn't say this for another two years, but since God [[EldritchAbomination exists beyond time and space]], [[FutuRama Shklee]] knew what Shklee was doing.
* As of 2012, [[FridgeHorror we're still waiting on Shkler punishment to Britain]].

[[WMG: [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Canterlot]] is not a stand-in for [[LordOfTheRings Minas Tirith]] It is in fact Equestria’s version of [[Literature/TheHungerGames the Capitol, and Ponyville, with its focus on farming, is region eleven…]] [[OhCrap and Reaping Day is coming]] ]]
It could be worse, wherever Pinkie grew up looked like it must be region twelve. And at least there aren’t that many similarities between MLP:FiM and Literature/TheHungerGames… it’s not like one of the mane six is a feisty Appalachian outdoorsy tomgirl with a big family to feed who is protective of their younger sister, or if one of them lived in a bakery or anything…
* [[FromBadToWorse ahhh… so you’re volunteering on behalf of your younger sister, Miss Applejack?]] Well in that case [[IronicEcho May The Odds Be Ever In Your Favour.]]

[[WMG: The next Sonic game will be Sola Sonica again...]]
But make a number of other characters disc-locked content with annoying gameplay.

[[WMG: Justin Bieber is the guy in Just Be Friends, sung by Megurine Luka ]]
"Are we an item? Girl, quit playin', "We're JustFriends," what are you sayin'? Said "there's another," and looked right in my eyes, My first love broke my heart for the first time..."

[[WMG: [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji Ikari]] is representative of NaziGermany and ImperialJapan, and [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Madoka Kaname]] is representative of the Jews and other repressed peoples.]]
Hence how ''Madoka'' is called the SpiritualSuccessor to ''Evangelion''; it represents a desire to reconcile between Japan's unseemly past and the Jews and other {{ButtMonkey}}s and [[TheWoobie Woobie]] peoples they wronged in Asia and the South Pacific. ([[NeonGenesisMadokaMagica Shinji/Madoka]] {{Shipping}} FanFic is an attempt to [[SexualHealing bond]] between both peoples.) Perhaps [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments this]] shouldn't go under PoisonOakEpilepticTrees. But then, remembering the [[GodwinsLaw Nazi allusions]] with NERV and the [[PeopleFarms possible Holocaust allusions]] with ''Madoka'', perhaps it should. [[AndyJ I]] [[ShrugOfGod was drunk when I wrote this]]. ([[CloudCuckoolander And I did say I was a lunatic]].)

[[WMG: NaziGermany was all Germany's [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Witch form]].]]
Its loss in UsefulNotes/WorldWarOne, the crushing debts of the Versailles Treaty, and the resulting HumiliationConga, followed by the [[TheGreatDepression Depres]][[WaferThinMint sion]] pushed the whole country beyond the DespairEventHorizon and turned it into a [[OmnicidalManiac nihilistic, murderous monster knowing only war and destruction]].

Considering the GratuitousGerman ThemeNaming of the Witches, the ''{{Faust}}'' allusions, the [[{{Ghostapo}} occult symbolism all around Nazi Germany]], how it met its absolute despair and Film/{{Downfall}} on April 30 (known in Nazi occultism as Walpurgisnacht), the aforementioned [[GodwinsLaw Holocaust]] parallels, and the obvious fact that AllGermansAreNazis, and you know this one is true.
* Germany's original wish was to achieve national unity after centuries of existence as [[HolyRomanEmpire a collection of weak, squabbling kingdoms and principalities which often served as Western Europe's playthings]], which it obviously got under OttoVonBismarck. Unfortunately, Bismarck's militaristic "blood and iron" policy and ImperialGermany's territorial wars through the late 19th century only gave them the stereotype of a might-makes-right quasi-barbarian state, hence all the dehumanizing [[EatsBabies baby-eating]] propaganda of them as shown on the UnfortunateImplications main page. Thus Germany's Witch form came to embody just this.
* WMG/HitlersTimeTravelExemptionAct is the same mechanism on why [[spoiler:people who tried to stop both Walpurgis Night and/or Nazis through Time Travel (such as Homura) only end up failing and making things go FromBadToWorse.]]
* Or perhaps [[spoiler:Hitler himself]] ''is'' Walpurgisnacht (his suicide on the date of Walpurgisnacht was just a coverup) and one of the extraordinary few who are able to become Puer Magi without needing fancy magical girl costumes, simply because he's so abundant in Angst. Walpurgisnacht also wants to turn the entire world into a drama, and [[spoiler:Hitler views his life as a Wagnerian opera.]] Also, Nazi Alchemists conspired with Incubators to create a massive singularity of EquivalentExchange-defying despair-energy known as the Holocaust, ala ''Anime/FullmetalAlchemist''.

[[WMG: What is [[McDonalds the Grimace]], and why was he associated with milkshakes?]]
He's what happens when you leave a shake out in the open for too long.

[[WMG: Series/{{Sherlock}} will parallel RomeoAndJuliet in season 3.]]
John will throw himself off Bart's when he realizes that he can't live without Sherlock. Sherlock will arrive too late to stop him, and will then shoot himself in the head.

[[WMG: [[Manga/AhMyGoddess Belldandy]] is a female [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Incubator]].]]
Let's see...she grants wishes, made a contract with Keiichi, Keiichi is gaining magical powers and has been hinted at approaching godhood...[[spoiler:and under their contract, Keiichi was effectively neutered since [[UnfortunateImplications apparently the gods have problems with god/mortal "miscegenation"]]; he could ''never'' have normal human sexual feelings for Belldandy, but every time he looks too long at another girl, [[YanDere she gets angry]]. She ''claims'' to truly love him, but also flat-out said she and her sisters liked being pampered by him. His neutering is actually the EquivalentExchange curse is response to his wish...and also a side effect of having his soul ripped out. And yes, Skuld, Urd, Peorth and all the others are also Incubators who have MindRaped [[FridgeHorror many others into doing their bidding]].]]
* The series of course will end with K1 falling into despair and becoming a [[DistaffCounterpart Warlock]].
* Kyubey is of course a male of his species, and of course he handles the females. Since this is [[CrapsackWorld Poison Oak Epileptic Trees]], feel free to interject as many rape metaphors (surprise surprise) as you like for both series.
* Alternatively, the Incubators are a genderless species (which seems to be WordOfGod). Some appeal to [[GirlsLoveStuffedAnimals girls]] with their normal appearance as RidiculouslyCuteCritters. To appeal to heterosexual males, they disguise themselves as gorgeous women.

[[WMG: ''Webcomic/AxisPowersHetalia'' is not the key to World Peace, and will instead trigger World War III]]
But only if [[AuthorExistenceFailure the original creator dies]] [[ReplacementScrappy and is replaced]] with [[RunningTheAsylum a lunatic]], who will make the show mind-blowingly offensive to the point where anyone who watches it will see it as a BrownNote. Everyone will be so filled with hatred for each other that the whole world will become a frenzy. Alternatively, the show ''can'' create World Peace if it becomes a BrownNote in the other direction; namely, if anyone who watches it will suddenly be filled with a strong sense of love and mutual respect for fellow nations.

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