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[[WMG: Vriska is [[Series/SouthPark Eric Cartman]].]]

* Alternatively, Harold Hill … is ''AndrewHussie''. And the entire comic is set up to warn us of the insidious dangers of ''pool''!

[[WMG: [[SoylentGreen POST-SCRATCH FRUIT GUSHERS ARE GRUBS]]!!!]]

All the references and homages along the way haven't been just for laughs, they are the entire point of Homestuck. The only things that really matter are John, who is a reincarnation of [[NicolasCage Cameron Poe]], and the bunny. The other kids? The trolls? The paradox clones? SBURB? The creation of alternate universes? Lord English? [[TimeyWimeyBall The weird time shit?]] All the other plot elements that don't make sense? [[RedHerring Red herrings]], all of them.

[[CaptianObvious Davesprite did that.]] Meaning, he's having some really dark thoughts going through his mind while he's floating in the battlefield, alone, doomed to die in some way, shape or form. Thanks to the skip, he's going to have a ''loooooooooot'' of time to himself for that kind of thing.

[[WMG: Little Debbie is really Fefari.]]

They shall form a single being: an amorpheus mass of blackness and screaming faces from the various Jack Noirs. And it will be known as the [[ComicBook/HawkMan Jack-snarl]].

Let's look at it, shall we? First of all, the symbol of Sburb is a spirograph, which by design is made up of spirals. It's also associated with the colour green, as seen in the Spirograph, the block-house symbol, and the First Guardians, and Spiral Energy is green. It can create matter through alchemisation and deploying objects. ''Homestuck'' uses a prominent genetics motif in the Pesterchum initials and Ectobiology, while Spiral Energy is the force behind evolution and genetics are reflected in the names of Lord '''Genome''' and his generals. Additionally, the kids are making use of Spiral Energy - when John "did the windy thing", the Breeze manifested in a giant spiral, and then later, ''air drills''. Rose, through her attempts to break the system, is ROW ROW FIGHTING THE POWER. And the Dersites, being black, smooth, hairless, and with white highlights, resemble Anti-Spirals, a fitting role for those who oppose the kids and Skaia, which is a well of Spiral Energy. The reason that Sburb targets its meteors at the players and their home planets is more than a coincidence; it's to prevent Spiral Nemesis by taking out the number of potential users. Eventually, on the future Earth, the remnants of humanity, having moved underground, will form a civilisation, and the technology used in Sburb will be used to create the Gunmen, another invention that allows Spiral Races to use Spiral Energy. Of the carapace creatures who took up residence on Earth, the Prospitians, as the guardians of Skaia, may have adapted Sburb's methods of harnessing Spiral Energy to create the Gunmen, however, since we never see any in ''Gurren Lagann'' they were probably driven to extinction by the Beastmen. Meanwhile the Derseites, refusing to compromise their plans of destroying Skaia, seal away their consciousness and become the first Anti-Spirals. Lord Genome is in charge of Skaiainet and was responsible for coding Sburb. He will also eventually use Ectobiology to create the Beastmen by combining the paradox slime from humans and animals. And, going with an above theory, Bro is not the reincarnation of Kamina, but Kamina (and, by extension, the Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann) is the reincarnation of Bro.

[[WMG: Bro's puppet fetish will lead to the Sex Puppets of {{Transmetropolitan}}.]]

[[WMG: aG is an {{Expy}} of [[CodeGeass Lelouch]].]]

* [[{{Hoodwinked}} I knew it. Never trust a bunny.]]

[[WMG:The Trolls are related to the [[DGrayMan Noah Family]]]]

* [[BoardJames Motherfucker Mike]] is a {{Gender Flip}}ed reincarnation of Vriska, being an immoral, obnoxious powergamer who will stop at nothing to win. I have no idea who Board James himself was, though.

[[WMG: Okay then: CHERUBS are powered by [[GurrenLagann Spiral Energy]].]]

Whereas Beta!Bro and (initially) Beta!Dave wore KaminaShades, Hussie will this time take the retroactive ShoutOut one step further: Alpha!Bro will either initially wear or eventually obtain [[TengenToppaGurrenLagann five-point star shades like Simon's]]. I'm guessing this [[JustForFun because why the hell not?]]

[[WMG: Sburb is powered by [[GurrenLagann Spiral Energy]], and ''Homestuck'' is a prequel to ''Gurren Lagann''.]]

[[WMG: Andrew Hussie has read UminekoNoNakuKoroNi.]]

[[WMG: Homestuck will end like TheSopranos]]
This one is fairly self-explanitory. Homestuck will end with a flash depicting the main characters (or at least the ones that are left) together, and, right as a character's in the middle of something, bam! Cut to black out of nowhere.

... is not simply because tempo and Time are effectively the same. It's also because to turn back time, they have to play [[TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime the Song]] [[TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask of Time]].

They shall form a single being: an amorpheus mass of blackness and screaming faces from the various Jack Noirs. And it will be known as the [[HawkMan Jack-snarl]].

This is why people consistently reference ''piloting'' Derse's moon into the Furthest Ring instead of "letting it float on momentum out there and hoping it doesn't crash into squiddles" despite no shown intent of using time powers to minimize Furthest Ring timespace weirdness. They activate automatically on a bunch of spiky buildings (probably the taller structures at the points of the pentagon seen when looking at the moon) in case of the moon being knocked out of orbit to avoid crashing into anything on accident.

Come on, it's [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/VideoGame/Touhou obvious]]! He's [[SuperStrength ridiculously strong]](Which Onis are known for), he [[ImprobablyFemaleCast isn't in the games because he's a male]](But it doesn't make sense because blah), and the Horns are, well, [[ShapedLikeItself the horns]].

[[WMG: Hussie's Ancestor is JossWhedon]]

* The implications of this are ''staggering''. Hussie the character is the son of Charles Dutton, the First Son of Skaia. Assuming that this makes Dutton the "Dad" figure, a constant placeholder between Ancestor and Descendant who remains between Scratches, that means that Dutton's father- that is, Skaia itself, the setting equivalent to God- is, in reality, JossWhedon. Which really explains quite a bit, when you think about it.

A sadistic game that results in the deaths of entire universes for no adequately explained reason? One that seems to enjoy recruiting children as it's players? Face it, Homestuck is {{Bokurano}} minus the constant soul crushing despair and giant robots.

[[WMG: Sburb is The System from {{Bokurano}}.]]

Cage, McConaughey, Cosby, etc.

* Eridan is reincarnated as WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic, who, like him, is an effeminate, bespectacled, gun-toting IneffectualSympatheticVillain [[{{Kickassia}} who nonetheless can present a threat if he needs to]] who has a rivalry with Karkat/The Nerd.

[[WMG:Skaia, 'crucible of unlimited creative potential', is the Imaginary World from ''ProblemSleuth'']]

Lord English is meant to represent a wooden pool cue, correct? And the MSPaintAdventures multiverse is full of stumps that make people kill themselves.

[[WMG: Bilious Slick is [[IrregularWebcomic Head Paradox]]]]

** It will probably be that Problemsluth hammer that has never been mentioned again, or that regular hammer that is still in John's strife card. Because neither of those things stopped being things that were mentioned.

[[WMG: Hussie may have said we won't be seeing ProblemSleuth and co. in Homestuck...]]
...but not that we wouldn't see any alternate-session counterparts. We may end up seeing suspiciously similar Prospitians with the initials PS, AD, and PI who ''aren't'' destined to become their private eye personas from the ''ProblemSleuth'' comic.