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* Although Booker [=DeWitt=], is simply an ordinary human with no means of harming Songbird (thus shooting down any in-universe chance of a satisfying FinalBattle against the latter), the likes of VideoGame/{{Bayonetta}}, Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann, VideoGame/MegaManX, Anime/{{Voltron}}, [[VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance Raiden]], ComicBook/TheAvengers, and the Franchise/JusticeLeagueOfAmerica would obviously run circles around Songbird. Especially the ones who regularly fight and destroy tougher enemies than him.

* While not as heavily requested as one might first think, and certainly not as much as some of the other match-ups that have been listed up above on this page like Goku vs. Superman 3 or Goku vs. Saitama, every so often there has been a small but dedicated contingent of Death Battle fans who have asked to see Screwattack make Beerus vs. Mewtwo on more than on one occasion in the comment section, which is a ''horrendously'' bad idea given the immense, nigh-unfathomable power gap between the two of these characters - even more so than the aforementioned Frieza vs. Mewtwo. Besides that, the single similarity that they really share is being large and imposing dark-purple anthropomorphic cat people, which is hardly grounds to sufficiently justify creating this match-up. Other than a rather light thematic connection, Beerus is simply too overpowered, too fast, and with too many specialized techniques to his name as the seventh universe's God of Destruction for Mewtwo to even remotely stand a chance against. Even if one wants to argue that Mewtwo's mental abilities are far superior to Beerus and would be effective on him because Beerus has shown no sophisticated defense in shielding himself from mind powers, given his past, it's been made obvious that Beerus is not one to mess around with so clearly inferior opponents whom are beneath him. He would destroy him in less than a second. This is, after all, the same character who can tap a finger and shatter half a planet, fly through deep space, and erase you from existence with a single spoken word, and that Beerus can void out energy attacks means Mewtwo has no conventional means outside MindRape to challenge Beerus. If Beerus wants you dead, ''you're dead'', no ifs, ands, or buts about it. This is a one-sided CurbstompBattle of the highest degree, and even given some of the previous stomp battles Death Battle has done, nothing could compare to the sheer stupidity if this battle actually somehow made it to the show.

* While not as heavily requested as one might first think, and certainly not as much as some of the other match-ups that have been listed up above on this page like Goku vs. Superman 3 or Goku vs. Saitama, every so often there has been a small but dedicated contingent of Death Battle fans who have asked to see Screwattack make Beerus vs. Mewtwo on more than on one occasion in the comment section, which is a ''horrendously'' bad idea given the immense, nigh-unfathomable power gap between the two of these characters, even more so than the aforementioned Frieza vs. Mewtwo. Besides that, the single similarity that they really share is being large and imposing dark-purple anthropomorphic cat people, which is hardly grounds to sufficiently justify creating this match-up. Other than a rather light thematic connection, Beerus is simply too overpowered, too fast, and with too many specialized techniques to his name as the seventh universe's God of Destruction for Mewtwo to even remotely stand a chance against. Even if one wants to argue that Mewtwo's mental abilities are far superior to Beerus and would be effective on him because Beerus has shown no sophisticated defense in shielding himself from mind powers, given his past, it's been made obvious that Beerus is not one to mess around with so clearly inferior opponents whom are beneath him. He would destroy him in less than a second. This is, after all, the same character who can tap a finger and shatter half a planet, fly through deep space, and erase you from existence with a single spoken word, and that Beerus can void out energy attacks means Mewtwo has no conventional means outside MindRape to challenge Beerus. If Beerus wants you dead, ''you're dead'', no ifs, ands, or buts about it. This is a one-sided CurbstompBattle of the highest degree, and even given some of the previous stomp battles Death Battle has done, nothing could compare to the sheer stupidity if this battle actually somehow made it to the show.

* While not as heavily requested as one might first think, and certainly not as much as some of the other match-ups that have been listed up above on this page like Goku vs. Superman 3 or Goku vs. Saitama, every so often there has been a small but dedicated contingent of Death Battle fans who have asked to see Screwattack make Beerus vs. Mewtwo on more than on one occasion in the comment section, which is a ''horrendously'' bad idea given the immense, nigh-unfathomable power gap between the two of these characters, even more so than the aforementioned Frieza vs. Mewtwo. Besides that, the only similarity that they really share is being large and imposing dark-purple anthropomorphic cat people, which is hardly grounds to sufficiently justify creating this match-up. Other than a rather light thematic connection, Beerus is simply too overpowered, too fast, and with too many specialized techniques to his name as the seventh universe's God of Destruction for Mewtwo to even remotely stand a chance against. Even if one wants to argue that Mewtwo's mental abilities are far superior to Beerus and would be effective on him because Beerus has shown no sophisticated defense in shielding himself from mind powers, given his past, it's been made obvious that Beerus is not one to mess around with so clearly inferior opponents whom are beneath him. He would destroy him in less than a second. This is, after all, the same character who can tap a finger and shatter half a planet, fly through deep space, and erase you from existence with a single spoken word, and that Beerus can void out energy attacks means Mewtwo has no conventional means outside MindRape to challenge Beerus. If Beerus wants you dead, ''you're dead'', no ifs, ands, or buts about it. This is a one-sided CurbstompBattle of the highest degree, and even given some of the previous stomp battles Death Battle has done, nothing could compare to the sheer stupidity if this battle actually somehow made it to the show.

* While not as heavily requested as one might first think, and certainly not as much as some of the other match-ups that have been listed up above on this page like Goku vs. Superman 3 or Goku vs. Saitama, every so often there has been a small but dedicated contingent of Death Battle fans who have asked to see Screwattack make Beerus vs. Mewtwo on more than on one occasion in the comment section, which is a ''horrendously'' bad idea given the immense, nigh-unfathomable power gap between the two of these characters, even more so than the aforementioned Frieza vs. Mewtwo. Besides that, the only similarity that they really share is being large and imposing dark-purple anthropomorphic cat people, which is hardly grounds to sufficiently justify creating this match-up. Other than a rather light thematic connection, Beerus is simply too overpowered, too fast, and with too many specialized techniques to his name as the seventh universe's God of Destruction for Mewtwo to even remotely stand a chance against. Even if one wants to argue that Mewtwo's mental abilities are far superior to Beerus and would be effective on him because Beerus has shown no sophisticated defense in shielding himself from mind powers, given his past, it's been made obvious that Beerus is not one to mess around with clearly inferior opponents that are beneath him. He would destroy him in less than a second. This is, after all, the same character who can tap a finger and shatter half a planet, fly through deep space, and erase you from existence with a single spoken word, and that Beerus can void out energy attacks means Mewtwo has no conventional means outside MindRape to challenge Beerus. If Beerus wants you dead, ''you're dead'', no ifs, ands, or buts about it. This is a one-sided CurbstompBattle of the highest degree, and even given some of the previous stomp battles Death Battle has done, nothing could compare to the sheer stupidity if this battle actually somehow made it to the show.

* While not as heavily requested as one might first think, and certainly not as much as some of the other match-ups that have been listed up above on this page like Goku vs. Superman 3 or Goku vs. Saitama, every so often there has been a small but dedicated contingent of Death Battle fans who have asked to see Screwattack make Beerus vs. Mewtwo on more than on one occasion in the comments section, which is a ''horrendously'' bad idea given the immense, nigh-unfathomable power gap between the two of these characters, even more so than the aforementioned Frieza vs. Mewtwo. Besides that, the only similarity that they really share is being large and imposing dark-purple anthropomorphic cat people, which is hardly grounds to sufficiently justify creating this match-up. Other than a rather light thematic connection, Beerus is simply too overpowered, too fast, and with too many specialized techniques to his name as the seventh universe's God of Destruction for Mewtwo to even remotely stand a chance against. Even if one wants to argue that Mewtwo's mental abilities are far superior to Beerus and would be effective on him because Beerus has shown no sophisticated defense in shielding himself from mind powers, given his past, it's been made obvious that Beerus is not one to mess around with clearly inferior opponents that are beneath him. He would destroy him in less than a second. This is, after all, the same character who can tap a finger and shatter half a planet, fly through deep space, and erase you from existence with a single spoken word, and that Beerus can void out energy attacks means Mewtwo has no conventional means outside MindRape to challenge Beerus. If Beerus wants you dead, ''you're dead'', no ifs, ands, or buts about it. This is a one-sided CurbstompBattle of the highest degree, and even given some of the previous stomp battles Death Battle has done, nothing could compare to the sheer stupidity if this battle actually somehow made it to the show.

* While not as heavily requested as one might first think, and certainly not as much as some of the other match-ups that have been listed up above on this page like Goku vs. Superman 3 or Goku vs. Saitama, every so often there has been a small but dedicated contingent of Death Battle fans who have asked to see Screwattack make Beerus vs. Mewtwo on more than on one occasion in the comments section, which is a ''horrendously'' bad idea given the immense, nigh-unfathomable power gap between the two characters, even more so than the aforementioned Frieza vs. Mewtwo. Besides that, the only similarity that they really share is being large and imposing dark-purple anthropomorphic cat people, which is hardly grounds to sufficiently justify creating this match-up. Other than a rather light thematic connection, Beerus is simply too overpowered, too fast, and with too many specialized techniques to his name as the seventh universe's God of Destruction for Mewtwo to even remotely stand a chance against. Even if one wants to argue that Mewtwo's mental abilities are far superior to Beerus and would be effective on him because Beerus has shown no sophisticated defense in shielding himself from mind powers, given his past, it's been made obvious that Beerus is not one to mess around with clearly inferior opponents that are beneath him. He would destroy him in less than a second. This is, after all, the same character who can tap a finger and shatter half a planet, fly through deep space, and erase you from existence with a single spoken word, and that Beerus can void out energy attacks means Mewtwo has no conventional means outside MindRape to challenge Beerus. If Beerus wants you dead, ''you're dead'', no ifs, ands, or buts about it. This is a one-sided CurbstompBattle of the highest degree, and even given some of the previous stomp battles Death Battle has done, nothing could compare to the sheer stupidity if this battle actually somehow made it to the show.

* Ignoring the fact that outside his magic plot device Saitama has precisely zero feats would put him anywhere near Goku's level after Episode 12, Episode 39, and all of the power boosts he got during the Goku Black Saga as well as his improvised mastery of Ultra Instinct during the Tournament of Power, this fight is completely pointless until we know the true extent Saitama's to strength (whether or not he truly can punch with half the force of a big bang like some of his more militant fanboys claim he can) and would just start a flame war worse than Goku vs. Superman 2. No one wins. And there are far more interesting match-ups.

* Ignoring the fact that outside his magic plot device Saitama has precisely zero feats would put him anywhere near Goku's level after Episode 12, Episode 39, and all of the power boosts he got during the Goku Black Saga as well as his improvised mastery of Ultra Instinct during the Tournament of Power, this battle is completely pointless until we know the true extent Saitama's full power (whether or not he really can punch with half the force of a big bang like some of his more militant fanboys claim he can) and would just start a flame war worse than Goku vs. Superman 2. No one wins. And there are far more interesting match-ups.

* Ignoring the fact that outside his magic plot device Saitama has precisely zero feats would put him anywhere near Goku's level after Episode 12, Episode 39, and all of the power boosts he got during the Goku Black Saga as well as his improvised mastery of Ultra Instinct during the Tournament of Power, this fight is completely pointless until we know the true extent Saitama's full power (whether or not he really can punch with half the force of a big bang like some of his more militant fanboys claim he can) and would just start a flame war worse than Goku vs. Superman 2. No one wins. And there are far more interesting match-ups.

* Ignoring the fact that outside his magic plot device Saitama has precisely zero feats would put him anywhere near Goku's level after Episode 12, Episode 39, and all of the power boosts he got during the Goku Black Saga as well as his improvised mastery of Ultra Instinct during the Tournament of Power, this fight is completely pointless until we know the true extent Saitama's full power (whether or not he really can punch with half the force of a big bang like some of his fans claim he can) and would just start a flame war worse than Goku vs. Superman 2. No one wins. And there are far more interesting match-ups.

* Ignoring the fact that outside his magic plot device Saitama has precisely zero feats would put him anywhere near Goku's level after Episode 12, Episode 39, and all of the power boosts he got during the Goku Black Saga, this fight is completely pointless until we know the true extent Saitama's full power (whether or not he really can punch with half the force of a big bang like some of his fans claim he can) and would just start a flame war worse than Goku vs. Superman 2. No one wins. And there are far more interesting match-ups.

'''VideoGame/JustShapesAndBeats' square protagonist''' vs. other RythymGame protagonists

* That's just asking for bronies to hate them, to say nothing about how ironic that would be.

* On paper, this sounds like an awesome fight between two MadeOfIron {{Vertical Scrolling|Shooter}} ShootEmUp ships from MS-DOS games. In practice, it would be a ''[[CurbStompBattle complete stomp]]'' in Trent's favour thanks to his strongest ship loadouts having the weapons advantage (lasers/plasma tear through Raptor's shields, ''far stronger'' side and complementary weapons, rear weapon provides consistent reliable side coverage while the Raptor has to swap its primary weapon to do so), defensive advantage (regenerating shields tank the Raptor's attacks, while Raptor cannot regenerate shields and loses weaponry at critical health) and mobility advantage over the Raptor's strongest loadouts. Trent has also dealt with far more dangerous enemies than the Raptor Merc has. A better opponent for Trent would be the player from ''VideoGame/JetsNGuns''.

* On paper, this sounds like an awesome fight between two MadeOfIron {{Vertical Scrolling|Shooter}} ShootEmUp ships from MS-DOS games. In practice, it would be a ''[[CurbStompBattle complete stomp]]'' in Trent's favour thanks to his strongest ship loadouts having the weapons advantage (lasers and plasma tear through the Raptor's shields), defensive advantage (regenerating shields can tank what the Raptor can throw at it, while the Raptor cannot regenerate its shields and even loses weaponry if damaged at low health) and mobility advantage (much faster in comparison) over the Raptor's strongest loadouts. Trent has also dealt with far more dangerous enemies than the Raptor Merc. A better opponent for Trent would be the player from ''VideoGame/JetsNGuns''.

* At first, a fight between these red [[OneManArmy One-Man Armies]] sounds cool, but Zero wins, hands down. Unlike Tirek (or Twilight), Zero isn't UnskilledButStrong, has no magic to drain, fights more skilled enemies than Tirek, survived a ColonyDrop as strong as the one that wiped out the dinosaurs (that's equivalent to 100,000,000,000,000 tons of TNT, and the biggest explosion Tirek has caused was microscopic in comparison), caused two apocalyptic events, can counter SuperSpeed (he stops time), and killed an ''immortal''.

* '''Anything''' involving characters from ''VideoGame/EternalFighterZero''
** In its source material, said characters generally have little to no combat capabilities, let alone proper training. While Michiru and Mai are notable exceptions, they're both weaksauce compared to guys like [[VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance Raiden]], [[VideoGame/MegaManX Zero]], [[VideoGame/DevilMayCry Dante]], and VideoGame/{{Bayonetta}}.

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** In its source material, said characters generally have little to no combat capabilities, let alone proper training. While Michiru and Mai are notable exceptions, they're both weaksauce compared to guys like [[VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance Raiden]], [[VideoGame/MegaManX Zero]], [[VideoGame/DevilMayCry Dante]], and [[VideoGame/{{Bayonetta}}]].

A few things to keep in mind:
* Remember that they should have at least some common factor, even if they are jokes.
* The other rules don't apply as much here, given that the joke battles are just that, though it would be nice if you could suggest one that's calculable.
* Usual rules of Death Battle apply here.

** [[WMG/DeathBattleBattleRoyaleAndTeamBattleSuggestions Battle Royales/Team Battles