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* The problem is that Dan, being Dan, wouldn't know what to do with her once he had her.
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[[WMG: Dan was once a librarian.]]
Re-watching the episode "Dan Vs. Mall Santa" his resume also lists "Library services".
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[[WMG: Everyone that Dan faced will do a VillainTeamUp against Dan.]]
Extra points if Dan doesn't remember and/or they yell [[SkywardScream DAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!]]
Extra points if Dan doesn't remember and/or they yell [[SkywardScream DAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!]]
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[[WMG: Dan ''will'' end up with Hortense]]
Everything he said about Jeremiah Burger at the end will come true.
Everything he said about Jeremiah Burger at the end will come true.
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* Oooh ... so close.
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[[WMG: Dan is Squee Casil]]
To begin with, this could easily be the same universe as JohnnyTheHomicidalManiac. The wolfman exists, every bizarre conspiracy is real, and rule of funny is a law of nature. Besides, both series take place in the same geographic area. The way I figure it, Squee grew up nasty and prone to lashing out at random people/things partly because of Nny’s influence, and partly because of snapping under the stress of being born a karmic punching bag. He’s short because his parents never fed him properly, and the horrific childhood that scarred that therapist was Squee’s normal life. He shies away from killing, though, because who wants to be too much like as horrifyingly (if amusingly) miserable as Nny? I can’t explain the name change—might be a nickname from college, might be the result of a hilarious anecdote involving the legal system.
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[[WMG: Dan's parents will appear]]
They will be a KnightOfCerebus and bring about the darkest episode in the series.
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[[WMG: Elise will get ADayInTheLimelight]]
She'll need to get revenge on someone/something as part of a mission, and enlist Dan's help.
[[WMG: Hortense will reappear]]
The episode will be a non-stop HeartwarmingMoment.
She'll need to get revenge on someone/something as part of a mission, and enlist Dan's help.
[[WMG: Hortense will reappear]]
The episode will be a non-stop HeartwarmingMoment.
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** The fact that he tries to go on an actual date with an actual woman in "The Barber" seems to confirm this, as well as his short-lived relationship with Hortense in "Burgerphile".
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Dan's '''always angry.''' '' '''ALL THE TIME.''' '' One would assume it runs in the family.
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Dan's '''always angry.''' '' '''ALL always angry. ALL THE TIME.''' '' TIME. One would assume it runs in the family.
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* I can TOTALLY see that: Instead of Dan swearing revenge on something, Chris swears revenge on Dan. Or, Chris snaps and Dan has to spend the episode taking him down so he doesn't nuke the moon or something. Fun!
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* I can TOTALLY see that: Instead of Dan swearing revenge on something, Chris swears revenge on Dan. Or, Chris snaps and Dan has to spend the episode taking him down so he doesn't nuke the moon or something. Fun! \n
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* I can TOTALLY see that: Instead of Dan swearing revenge on something, Chris swears revenge on Dan. Or, Chris snaps and Dan has to spend the episode taking him down so he doesn't nuke the moon or something. Fun!
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[[WMG: Chris will completely snap in a future episode]]
And it won't be pretty. ''AT ALL''.
And it won't be pretty. ''AT ALL''.
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* More likely is that he's drawing unemployment, or that he has some other form of income (family money of some kind? ''I'd'' pay him to stay away from reunions ...).
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*** Actually, Ted is just a tomboyish nickname for Theodaora
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[[WMG: Dan is secretly an English teacher.]]
As mentioned above, Dan does have an English degree, and he does get money from an ATM in "The Bank", so maybe he picked up some sort of job without telling anybody, possibly due to paranoia. He could just be constantly fired due to anger issues, but somehow keeps finding a job, which explains why he'll be broke one minute ("I want my money back!" "That was MY money."), and be able to afford an apartment, cat food, etc.
As mentioned above, Dan does have an English degree, and he does get money from an ATM in "The Bank", so maybe he picked up some sort of job without telling anybody, possibly due to paranoia. He could just be constantly fired due to anger issues, but somehow keeps finding a job, which explains why he'll be broke one minute ("I want my money back!" "That was MY money."), and be able to afford an apartment, cat food, etc.
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[[WMG: Dan is/was [[WeirdALYankovic Skipper Dan]].]]
He's clearly familiar with Shakespeare, and his anger towards the world could easily be caused by one too many soul-crushing days as a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride, adrift on a (possibly artificial) lake with nothing but annoying tourists and his own crushed dreams.
He's clearly familiar with Shakespeare, and his anger towards the world could easily be caused by one too many soul-crushing days as a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride, adrift on a (possibly artificial) lake with nothing but annoying tourists and his own crushed dreams.
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[[WMG: Dan is part Neanderthal]]
Note his sharp teeth, short stature and aversion to vegetables. Neanderthals were almost exclusively carnivores, and their short stature was a result of adaptation to cold climates. This also explains his rather pale skin.
Note his sharp teeth, short stature and aversion to vegetables. Neanderthals were almost exclusively carnivores, and their short stature was a result of adaptation to cold climates. This also explains his rather pale skin.
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** Ted's a weird name for a girl, though... Maybe Dan's been the way he is all his life, and Ted was also bitter about life after going through it as a girl named Ted, and they sort of bonded over their mutual loathing of everything. Of course, a relationship like that would be doomed to failure simply because there was just no way for the two of them to avoid pissing each other off, and eventually it reached a breaking point.
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[[WMG: Dan and Elise are cousins .]]
Think about it. Elise's mom said Dan's deviled eggs taste like her mother's and that she's dead. Dan got the recipe from his grandma on her death bed. I donit think either of their families is close knit so it makes sense.
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[[WMG: Dan and Elise are cousins .cousins.]]
Think about it. Elise's mom said Dan's deviled eggs taste like her mother's and that she's dead. Dan got the recipe from his grandma on her death bed. Idonit don't think either of their families is close knit knit, so it makes sense.
Think about it. Elise's mom said Dan's deviled eggs taste like her mother's and that she's dead. Dan got the recipe from his grandma on her death bed. I
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He is short and angry at the world for no particular reason.\\
All he needs is a Cap'n Crunch hat and he's set.
All he needs is a Cap'n Crunch hat and he's set.
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thank about it. Elise's mom said dan's devild eggs taste like her mothers and that she's dead.
dan got the resipe from his grandma on her death bed. and i dont thank ether ther famliys are close knit so it makes sence
dan got the resipe from his grandma on her death bed. and i dont thank ether ther famliys are close knit so it makes sence
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[[WMG: Dan's last name is [[{{Iji}} Kataiser.]]]]
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[[WMG: Dan's last name is [[{{Iji}} [[VideoGame/{{Iji}} Kataiser.]]]]
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[[WMG: Dan and Elise are cousins .]]
thank about it. Elise's mom said dan's devild eggs taste like her mothers and that she's dead.
dan got the resipe from his grandma on her death bed. and i dont thank ether ther famliys are close knit so it makes sence
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[[WMG: Ted is Dan]]
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the person with this theory Forgot a important fact When he or she formulated it
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* Considering that Primarchs are somewhat modified clones of the Emperor it would have to be by adoption
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I messed up on it the last time
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[[WMG: Ted was Dan.]]
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Dan is part Native American
The reason he is able to afford his rent and food is because the money gets for being a registered part of the tribe.
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[[WMG: Dan is the reincarnation of NapoleonBonaparte]]
He is short and angry at the world for no particular reason.\\
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He is short and angry at the world for no particular reason.\\
All he needs is a Cap'n Crunch hat and he's set.
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To any tropers that watch Den Vs. and have heard of \"Ted\" did you know that it\'s a girl name too?
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[[WMG: Ted was Dan.]]
Not Dan Dan, Impostor Dan. Dan knew that Ted was an identity thief, but decided to keep his enemies close. Of course, this is Dan, so Ted eventually got far enough away that he could come back. Alternatively,
[[WMG: Ted was a girl.]]
Not just any girl, but Dan's first girlfriend. This little tale takes place before Dan was the Dan we know today, even before he knew Chris. This takes place in highschool. Teddy and Dan were juniors (That's important later) and had been going out for since mid-sophomore year. Just before the end of junior year, Teddy broke up with Dan and started going out with one of Dan's friends. Dan had to watch them all of senior year, and grew very cold. His other friends left him,[[JerkAss seeing what he was becoming,]] and Dan went on alone. Dan met Chris in college, and, when asked about his other friends, said that he had a friend named Ted. Chris never met Teddy or as we know him, Ted. Dan has always had Ted on his revenge list, In fact, Ted was the first name on the list. Dan will eventually take his vengeance on the girl that scorned him, but that episode won't happen for a very long time.
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[[WMG: Ted is the one who chopped the tree down in the ''Vs Washington'' episode.]]
He may be stalking Dan, and personally setting up several of the more unexplainable instances that have occured.
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[[WMG: Dan and [[KingOfTheHill the Hills]] are somehow related.]]
In the episode, ''Master of Puppets'', Bobby did the exact same kind of skyward scream ("Date Niiiight!!!"). Another similarity: Bobby is CampStraight while Dan is AmbiguouslyGay. And you could argue that he has Cotton's temper.
In the episode, ''Master of Puppets'', Bobby did the exact same kind of skyward scream ("Date Niiiight!!!"). Another similarity: Bobby is CampStraight while Dan is AmbiguouslyGay. And you could argue that he has Cotton's temper.
