History WMG / Archer

[[WMG: Lana has the power to make anyone who has sex with her irresistibly attractive]]
Pam was desperate for someone, anyone, to have sex with her, but they all found her hideous. Since Lana threw her a bone out of pity, she's had some sort of sexual contact with pretty much the entire cast, apart from Ray and Krieger: she had drunken sex with Cyril, a threesome with Malory and that German guy, and of course her (still ongoing as of the end of Season 3) friends-with-benefits arrangement with Archer. She hasn't had sex with Carol/Cheryl yet, but as the above WMG says, it's only a matter of time...
** Also, during and after his relationship with Lana, Cyril managed to get Carol/Cheryl, Scatterbrain Jane and Malory into bed. Plus Trinette seemed to have a soft spot for him [[spoiler:right up until the candy bar incident.]]

[[WMG:Archer has a superhuman HealingFactor]]

[[WMG: George Spelvin is Cyril's estranged father]]

[[WMG: All ISIS agents are skimming potentially millions from their operations accounts]]

[[WMG: Conway Stern will return in season four]]
As his helicopter flies off, he yells "You haven't seen the last of Conway Stern! Which is not my real name!", so he might be a BigBad of season four, or at least the second one if Bionic Barry manages to get back from the International Space Station.
** [[spoiler:"Legs" reveals that Krieger replaced Conway's severed hand with a bionic hand a la ''Franchise/StarWars''.]]
** [[spoiler: He reappears in "Three to Tango" in season six, which reveals that he was working for the CIA and was trying to sell fake plans to China.]]

[[WMG: The show will go through CerebusSyndrome in season four]]
In the same way ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'' did with seasons 3 and 4 with keeping comedy the primary focus but making it just as heartbreaking as they could. With [[spoiler:Archer's fiance dying, possible biological father dying and the fiance coming back as a robot and leaving him for Barry, her murderer]], [[TemptingFate just think of what they'll do to him.]]
** '''Jossed''': The main focus of the show is still humour, and the comedy-to-drama ratio is roughly the same, if not ''less'' serious, than in Seasons 2 and 3.

[[WMG: ''WesternAnimation/BobsBurgers'' will end after the crossover episode.]]
[[http://insidetv.ew.com/2012/08/06/archer-bobs-burger-crossover-h-jon-benjamin/ There's going to be a crossover]] with ''WesternAnimation/BobsBurgers'', which will be like ''Film/TheBourneIdentity'', where Archer, as Bob, is cooking burgers when he's attacked by thugs and dispatches them, then figures out why he's so good at killing people.

Since this is like ''Film/TheBourneIdentity'' and Archer has been brainwashed into thinking he's Bob, there's not much further ''WesternAnimation/BobsBurgers'' can go after this.
** It could be that Archer is merely another in a long series of homeless men told that his name is Bob Belcher and he owns a failing burger joint. By now, there could well have been five more.

[[WMG: Woodhouse is Archer's father.]]
[[{{Jossed}} Except he never met Malory before she showed up in his bar in Tangier, Morocco, and he'd been living there for months if not years before that.]]
** A Q&A promo brought the possibility that the above could be a lie, and that he is Archer's father. It is, however, jossed because ''Once Bitten'' made sure to show that Woodhouse was incapacited when Archer met his real dad.
*** Archer was delirious at that point, so there's no way to know if the man was his real father or just part of a hallucination.
*** Mallory never treats Woodhouse like a former lover, only as a lowly servant (she treats him better than Sterling does, but that's a low bar to pass and she still treats him like crap). Compare how she treats Woodhouse with how she acts around Nikolai or Len Trexxler. Note that she has never used his first name.

[[WMG: Cheryl has multiple personality disorder.]]
She's unhinged or completely insane in most episodes, but has shown random flashes of being extremely manipulative and intelligent, like getting Pam kidnapped in her place in "El Secuestro" and her TheReasonYouSuckSpeech to Lana in "Once Bitten" which she can't remember giving.

[[WMG:[[spoiler:Jakov isn't really dead]]]]
[[spoiler:He escaped the safehouse and disappeared to avoid Barry finding him again.]]
* [[spoiler:Plus the last words on his deathbed videotape were "...and so you see, things are not always as they appear to be..." or words to that effect.]]
** Adam Reed confirmed in an interview that [[spoiler:Jakov]] has indeed been KilledOffForReal.

[[WMG: WhoseLineIsItAnyway was the cause of [[spoiler: Lana's pregnancy.]]]]
Aisha Tyler, Lana's voice actress, will become the new host of the U.S. Whose Line reboot, which will supposedly take up a lot of her time. Archer's crew therefore decided to [[spoiler: have Lana get pregnant in case they need to [[PutOnABus put her on a bus]] because of Aisha's schedule or just reduce her screentime.]] As stated above, Pam is now primed to replace Lana in the field as well.
** '''{{Jossed}}''': Even after [[spoiler:her pregnancy]], she was never PutOnABus.

[[WMG: Captain Murphy will eventually be rebuilt into the Barbeaubot.]]
He will attempt to avenge his death due to Archer's stupidity with his na-na's full of justice. Either that or freeze Archer in carbonite.
** And there go my nipples again.

[[WMG: The GAZ M-24 Volga took the role of the Lada Riva/VAZ 2101 in North America]]
We've seen several M-24s in New York, yet no Ladas.

In RealLife, the Volga was never sold directly in the US (only Latin America), while the VAZ 2101, a license copy of the Fiat 124, was first sold in Canada as a buget, no-frills car in 1974, and replaced by the Lada Riva/1500 in 1980.

The M-24 was introduced in 1968, and was sold in Europe, Indonesia, Latin America.

[[WMG: Archer and Barry will have an epic showdown.]]
* And it will result in the death of an ISIS member. Possibly Cyril.

[[WMG: Archer was raped as a child.]]
In his snake-venom induced series of flashbacks, we're shown that as a child, Arched absolutely LOVED Alligators, with them decorating his pajamas and such. Then the man claiming to be his father gives him a plushie alligator for his birthday; but of course in the present, Alligators and Crocodiles are his two greatest fears. Considering how much of his childhood he seems to have repressed, especially the scenes from that episode, it wouldn't be a stretch to suggest that the real reason he's terrified of Alligators and Crocodiles is due to their strong connection of his repressed memory of being raped. Crocodiles are similar enough to Alligators that Archer's mind just connected both to his trauma.

[[WMG: Pam's cocaine habit is going to get progressively worse for her as Archer Vice goes on.]]

As of episode 4 of Archer Vice, Pam is getting ProgressivelyPrettier due to the [[UnfortunateImplications rapid weight loss brought about by eating cocaine]]. Unfortunately, that doesn't mean it'll stop there. It's highly plausible that one or even more of the following will happen to Pam later on:
1) She'll keep losing weight to the point of being dangerously thin;
2) She'll go batshit insane due to the cocaine;
3) She'll become violently ill to the point of dying.
After all, you can't have your audience getting curious and thinking that consuming raw cocaine ''en masse'' is a good thing, [[SomeAnvilsNeedToBeDropped right?]]
* As of episode 12, the cocaine is starting to visibly take its toll.
* Well she switched to coca leaves in the final episodes and the characters themselves are on fence over whether its better. Seasons over though and she seems as Pam as Pam can be. Let's go with '''{{Jossed}}'''.

[[WMG: Chet Manley was the intern at ISIS]]

In "Movie Star", Cheryl mentions that in college, she was snooping on a football player, and when he came back to his dorm room without her realising it, she stabbed him with a pair of scissors, severing a tendon. She also claims not to recall actually stabbing him or where the scissors came from.

[[WMG: Krieger has secretly been implanting cybernetics in the ISIS staff]]
* Including bionic eardrums for Sterling.
** Then why does Archer still have tinnitus?
*** Because Krieger's a ''really bad'' MadScientist?
** But not including Lana, who denies having robot hands and refuses to let Krieger implant them.
** Supported by the fact that Krieger is able to control Ray's limbs with a remote control, forcing him to goosestep and heil against his will, something that wouldn't be possible if Krieger had only repaired the signal to Ray's legs.

[[WMG: Season 6 or 7 will have a Jaws/Killer Croc Expy as Archer's Archenemy]]
* Since Archer hates Crocodiles and Alligators, a mutated Alligator/Crocodile man would be a perfect foe. Even better if it turned out to be a former bully or someone Archer himself mistreated or supposedly killed.

[[WMG: Barry's "master plan" for getting revenge on Archer involves Abigene.]]

[[WMG: Krieger has become a Dr. Manhattan-type mutant]]

[[WMG: Krieger is dead, and one of his fellow clones is now impersonating him]]

[[WMG: Len Trexler is Sterling's father]]
Trexler really went out of his way to make Archer feel welcome at [=ODIN=], despite the fact that he's a rather risky asset to say the least. While Lana was originally picked for the job, Trexler might have wanted Archer to join his agency too, to reveal the truth, and allow him to get some distance from his mother. Trexler and [=ODIN=] in general wanted Lana to join simply because she's a good agent.
** He probably tried to make Archer feel welcome because he knew it was a possibility.

[[WMG: Archer was originally going to go deaf at the end of Season 5]]

[[WMG: The Camorra will be antagonists in season six]]
The Swiss Guards captain that they would take notice of Archer killing several of their hired guns in ''Papal Chase''.

[[WMG: The unused portions of Archer's ImagineSpot will be used in season six.]]
Because it would be a shame if they didn't use them some way or another.
** Seemingly '''Jossed''': We're most of the way through Season 6, none of them have been used so far, and most of them are related to the ''Vice'' storyline making them unusable anyway.

[[WMG: If Barry is still alive, he will be destroyed like one of the Franchise/{{Terminator}}s.]]
Either he will be crushed by a hydraulic press like the original T-800 in ''Film/TheTerminator'' or be frozen, then shot and fall backwards into a vat of molten iron like the T-1000 in ''Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay''. Or, he will be lowered into a vat of molten iron while giving a thumbs up, or more likely the finger, to Archer.

[[WMG: At some point, the characters will need emergency services and the only available phone will be Ray's]]

[[WMG: Much or all of "Nellis" was AllJustADream]]

[[WMG: At some point Archer and Cheryl will get back together.]]
* Yes this is written post Pocket Listing but there's hints this could happen. Both are clinically insane. The two really hit it off near the end of season five. Sooner or later Lana will cross even Archer's MoralEventHorizon and he'll leave her. Cheryl seemed to be singing about wanting Archer back throughout season five. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And both really really love tigers.]]

[[WMG: The current version of Krieger's Virtual Girlfriend is not only the {{Reincarnation}} of her mother [[spoiler:but everytime Krieger kills her she reincarnates everytime]]]]

[[WMG: Cheryl wanted to get pregnant with Conway's baby...]]
...so she could abort it. Since she doesn't want to give birth, and she said that she'd like to adopt a baby simply to abandon it at a mall. Considering she also hates children to an extreme degree, it makes sense that she would probably do this.

[[WMG: The next (7th) season is seemingly the [[spoiler: next season of Archer: Vice]]]]
Drastic Voyage Pt. II (Season 6, essentially) ended with [[spoiler: the team failing the fly-or-fall mission given to them by the CIA, which is implied that the reason they dolled out bat-shit insane mission for them to operate on was for them to ultimately fail, and disband them forever for whatever reason. The group finds themselves out on a dusty highway trying to get a ride. Most of them proclaim to give up, but Archer starts to rally them, saying to hell with the CIA, they would get back into the spy-game whether they liked it or not. Someone points out how there all broke, and they would need money to continue on. Archer says:]]
--> "I have some thoughts about that..."
[[spoiler: And proceeds to don his Vice-sunglasses.]]
* [[spoiler:And possibly use Ron's new White Plains Cadillac dealership.]]
* {{Jossed}}. [[spoiler: They're now in LA working at a Private Investigation firm run by Cyril.

[[WMG: Ray will eventually become a cyborg]]

[[WMG: "Fugue and Riffs" was a delayed reaction to [[spoiler:Jackov's death]]]]

[[WMG: Lana will have some TakeThatScrappy moments in the next season]]
It will hopefully offset how bitchy she turned in the last season and might win back some more displeased fans.

[[WMG: Ray's robotic hand was originally made for Lana.]]
[[http://www.coh2.org/file/8304/jazz-hands.gif He already had a pair of black man hands made but not for Conway.]]

[[WMG: Ray dies of sepsis between the end of Season Six and the start of Season Seven.]]
[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_D5v9tWTfAg This clip]] has come out, and Ray is nowhere to be seen. Now, it could be nothing, or it could be that everyone's favorite gay cyborg is no more.
* {{Jossed}}. Ray appears in season 7, with seemingly nothing changed about him.

[[WMG: Ray will die, but Krieger will bring him back... As a zombie!]]

[[WMG: Krieger has prosopagnosia]]

[[WMG: Woodhouse has gone to work for Charles and Rudi]]
At the end of "Midnight Ron", Woodhouse laments that he wishes he could just run away (from Archer's abuse), but who would take him in? Charles and Rudi might. Considering that they were gunning for Archer they were awfully nice to Woodhouse, even when they tied him up and left him. Which, scarily, is kinder than Archer is towards him even on a good day! Better still, they're in the drug trade and thus could obtain heroin for him. They would also let him have (and keep) new clothes. Malory is actually the one who pays Woodhouse, not Sterling, and with ISIS's troubles she is mostly dependent on Ron for money. Woodhouse's salary was probably one of the first things she cut (if not eliminated entirely), which would hinder his ability to buy heroin.


[[WMG: We were led to believe that WesternAnimation/BobsBurgers was just Sterling Archer's delusion but actually both shows were imagined by Louise Belcher A.K.A [[WesternAnimation/GravityFalls Mabel Pines]]]]

[[WMG: In the opening scene of Season 7, one of Alan Shapiro’s guards is actually [[spoiler:the dead guy in the pool.]]]]
* One of the guards looked exactly like [[spoiler:Archer]] with a moustache, and it’s highly unlikely that they’d be [[spoiler:killing off their main character]] when they’re planning more seasons.
* unlikely, look closer and you'll realize that exact guard has a different chin than him

* Damn
* Phrasing
* Yuuup
* Nooope
* Lanaaaaaa
* Danger zone
* Gram...Pa.

[[WMG: Everyone (except Kruiger) at the Fuiggis Agency is a robot doppelganger is a robot]]

[[WMG: The kidnappers in El Secuestro were sent by Carol's brother.]]
* He may have had their parents killed as well
** That doesn't make sense. Her brother controls her trust fund, and she said she has to ask him for money ([[NonIdleRich which explains why she has a job]]), so it wouldn't benefit him to kill her. Plus, they weren't going to kill her, they wanted to ransom her back - one of them specifically said she was worth more alive than dead, if she was even worth anything to them dead, so he's not profiting from her kidnapping or death, he's losing money. Their parents also died in a car accident when the chauffeur had a stroke (she actually says she was joking that they were murdered ''right after she said they were murdered''), so involvement on his part is pretty much impossible.\\
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So, no, he had no involvement.
** In his appearance in "The Sea Tunt", he is genuinely concerned at her rather crazy behavior, although it's actually a ploy to have her declared insane (but it's still very nonviolent and he does seem rather genuine, and it would appear to be wildly out of character for him to actually harm her). He also reveals he's penniless, which is why he tried to steal her inheritance, but ''was'' genuinely sorry about it.
** According to her confession in "White Elephant", she hired the kidnappers herself.

[[WMG: Rip Riley is Sterling's father.]]
* [[{{Jossed}} Not unless he's 15.]]
** Because if there's one thing that you can count on in Archer, it's that time is normally and reliable.
*** Aside from only being about ten to fifteen years older than Archer, Rip only knowing Malory for 15 years (when Archer would have been 20) still josses it.

[[WMG: Pam and Carol/Cheryl will become lovers.]]
Pam is Bi, and Carol/Cheryl is something, and i could see the show making those two close yet dysfunctional friends in to lovers

It will hopefully offset [[TookALevelInJerkass how bitchy she turned]] [[SeasonalRot in the last season]] and might win back some more displeased fans.

* {{Jossed}}. Ray appears in the opening episode of season 7, with seemingly nothing changed about him.

At some point Bill Cipher decided that in order to stop her interfering with his EvilPlan he would freeze her in suspended animation with the delusion that she never lived in Gravity Falls and was just an ordinary little girl with a normal, loving (albeit dysfunctional family). However her subconscious thought back, deep down she new that this was not real so she subconsciously started destroying the illusion by introducing hints that things weren't right like [[PaintingTheMedium a change in]] [[ArtShift animation styles]] or [[AmbiguousTimePeriod it becoming increasingly difficult]] [[AnachronismStew to tell what time period it is]]. When none of this worked she resorted to having her imaginary dad spontaneously change appearance and personality then have him abandon her so he wouldn't be a distraction. now that that she has figured all this out all of that SpyDrama stuff is just to keep her entertained while she thaws out.

The guy looks exactly like Archer with a moustache and [[LockedIntoStrangeness grey hairs on his temples]]. Basically, an older Archer.
* And Malory said nothing at the time because she was still trying to maintain the lie about Sterling's father.

From what we see of Sterling's childhood his interaction with his mother is either neglect or abuse, however throughout the show they have moments of love pass between them. then think about how he treats people around him, he is an abusive prick but for the most part would be lost without them, but Woodhouse the only character Sterling has power over is either neglected or abused for a wrong doing, this is how Sterling was taught to show affection. and if any resolve is gonna come about Sterling's daddy issues its probably gonna be from his relationship with Woodhouse and not from his relationship with his Mother.`

[[WMG: In the opening episode of Season 7, Katya is [[spoiler:the fake “Veronica Deane”.]]]]
* They have the same voice actress, and similar accents, and even look pretty similar.

[[WMG: The fake Veronica Dean is actually Katya Kazanova in disguise]]
* While it's still very early in the season and her body was mostly concealed, they do both have very fat lips, same general body type, same voice actress and a mole wouldn't be too hard to fake.

[[WMG: [[spoiler:The fake “Veronica Deane”]] in the opening episode of Season 7 is actually Katya.]]

[[WMG: [[spoiler:The dead guy in the pool]] in the opening scene of season 7 is actually one of Alan Shapiro’s guards.]]

[[http://insidetv.ew.com/2012/08/06/archer-bobs-burger-crossover-h-jon-benjamin/ There's going to be a crossover]] with ''Series/BobsBurgers'', which will be like ''Film/TheBourneIdentity'', where Archer, as Bob, is cooking burgers when he's attacked by thugs and dispatches them, then figures out why he's so good at killing people.

[[WMG: ''Series/BobsBurgers'' will end after the crossover episode.]]

[[WMG: ''BobsBurgers'' will end after the crossover episode.]]
[[http://insidetv.ew.com/2012/08/06/archer-bobs-burger-crossover-h-jon-benjamin/ There's going to be a crossover]] with ''BobsBurgers'', which will be like ''Film/TheBourneIdentity'', where Archer, as Bob, is cooking burgers when he's attacked by thugs and dispatches them, then figures out why he's so good at killing people.

* And Malory said nothing because she was still trying to maintain the lie about Sterling's father.

[[WMG: We were led to believe that WesternAnimation/{{BobsBurgers}} was just Sterling Archers delusion but actually both shows were imagined by Louise Belcher A.K.A [[WesternAnimation/GravityFalls Mabel Pines]]]]