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* ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'': Mr Kornada pulls this during the sentencing phase of his trial.
-->'''The Mayor:''' [The robots] believe in second chances. They want every human to have the opportunity for redemption.\\
'''Mr Kornada:''' Those robots have the right idea.\\
'''The Mayor:''' And they believe the path to redemption is through hard work and service to others.\\
'''Mr Kornada:''' Rotten machines. They should all be destroyed.
-->'''The Mayor:''' [The robots] believe in second chances. They want every human to have the opportunity for redemption.\\
'''Mr Kornada:''' Those robots have the right idea.\\
'''The Mayor:''' And they believe the path to redemption is through hard work and service to others.\\
'''Mr Kornada:''' Rotten machines. They should all be destroyed.
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* ''Webcomic/FriendshipIsDragons'': Rainbow Dash and Rarity wonder what to do about the Alicorn Amulet, with Dash being for keeping it for herself, and Rarity opting to crush it underhoof. The DM responds by saying that the Alicorn Amulet is "inde--", thinks better of it, and amends it to "in the perfect position for Rarity to destroy it".
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-->'''Gabe:''' I have an idea.\\
'''Tycho:''' We're not going to murder anyone.\\
'''Gabe:''' I don't have any ideas.
-->'''Gabe:''' I have an idea.\\
'''Tycho:''' We're not going to murder anyone.\\
'''Gabe:''' I don't have any ideas.
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* ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater'':
** In response to a rant from White Mage about [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech his manifold personality flaws, interpersonal inabilities and grievous moral bankruptcies]], Black Mage [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne objects to only one of those points and insists that he has friends.]] After a BeatPanel, presumably one where he's thinking about [[WithFriendsLikeThese the people he spends time with on a daily basis]], he amends this to ''a'' friend, and even that still gets him called out.
--->'''White Mage:''' What you ''have'' is a highly dysfunctional relationship based exclusively on abuse.\\
'''Black Mage:''' [[EvilCannotComprehendGood Right, a friend.]]
** At a point where the Light Warriors appear entirely boned, Red Mage tries to find the silver lining for [[AxCrazy Black Mage]]:
--->'''RM:''' Look at the bright side, Black Mage. You can die in peace now that [[spoiler:Sarda]] absorbed all of your evil.\\
[stab]\\
'''RM:''' Most of your evil.\\
[stab]\\
'''RM:''' Some of your-\\
[stab]\\
'''RM:''' (muffled by a knife directly in his face) Ah'll thud ub now.
* [[http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2014/9/28/how-to-discuss-your-feelings.html Scott and one of his coworkers]] in ''Webcomic/BasicInstructions''.
-->'''Coworker:''' I don't envy your cat. She's dependent on someone else's whims, and she has no freedom.\\
'''[[PointyHairedBoss Mullet Boss]]:''' You two'll have to work this Saturday.\\
'''Scott:''' Why?\\
'''[[MeanBoss Mullet Boss]]:''' Because you want to keep your jobs.\\
'''Coworker:''' I envy your cat.
* In ''Webcomic/CucumberQuest'', [[http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/archive/page-146/ Cucumber tries to nickname Princess Nautilis, and backtracks.]]
* Adding to the humorous {{U|nresolvedSexualTension}}ST of Viana and Thomas in ''Webcomic/DeerMe'':
-->'''Thomas:''' I'm moving out.\\
'''Viana:''' No, you can't go! I need you! (''beat'') Toooo... offset the cost of rent here.\\
'''Velvet:''' (''smirking'') Mh-hmmm...
* ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'': Susan [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2013-02-05 tries to clarify things.]]
* ''Webcomic/EscapeFromHeaven'': In "[[https://escapefromheavencomic.tumblr.com/post/112851136727/scanners-down-so-heres-teen-comix-1 Teen Comix 1]]", a kid walks around wearing a shirt that reads "No Fear"... until he runs across someone whose shirt reads "What if they made ''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Simpsons]]'' porn illegal?" The shirt changes to read "One Fear".
* ''Webcomic/ExterminatusNow'': In [[http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2012-03-05/comic/the-bookend-of-unimaginable-power/reaching-consensus/ this strip]], Virus insists that they absolutely ''have'' to report Eastwood's theft of a forbidden relic to Command. Eastwood points out that he used Virus's ID to get in, meaning that Virus is implicated.
-->'''Virus:''' So it's agreed we're not reporting to Command.
* ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'':
** [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20051017 When the traveling show is being asked to put on a royal command performance,]] but they don't want to stick around, Abner suggests putting on a more... risque... show (''The Socket Wench of Prague'') in the hopes of being run out of town.
--->'''Master Payne:''' Say... now ''that's'' a good plan.\\
'''Circus worker:''' Sir -- there's a note from the palace. The prince wants a specific show. ''The Socket Wench of Prague.''\\
'''Master Payne:''' Okay - ''not'' so good plan.\\
'''Circus worker:''' "P.S. Tart it up."\\
'''Master Payne:''' Downright ''terrible'' plan.\\
'''Abner:''' ALL ''RIGHT!''
** When Gil [[https://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20081029 loses control of his automatic cage in a crowd]], Krosp establishes the cage just wants to catch someone, and won't hurt them if it does, and shoves a small child towards it. Zeetha is horrified, but Krosp points out no one was hurt. Behind him, Gil gets walloped by the child's mother, and he amends this to "well, no one important".
* ''Webcomic/Homestuck2'': When Jane, who has become a racist authoritarian since the original ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'', goes off on a rant about [[FantasticRacism how trolls are inherently cruel and barbarous]], Jake asks for some clarification:
-->'''Jake:''' Could I have that once more sans the raci - I mean, in LaymansTerms?
* In ''Webcomic/{{Misfile}}'', on [[http://www.misfile.com/misfile/2013-03-15 Ash's 18th birthday]]:
-->'''Rumisiel:''' It's your last day to do anything REALLY wild and have it wiped from your record. You should go all kinds of crazy today. I was thinking...\\
'''Ash's Dad:''' ''*glares*''\\
'''Rumisiel:''' You know, it's probably tomorrow in Japan already. Today is as good a day as any to start acting like a responsible adult.
* ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'':
** After abandoning the party when they go to rescue his bard, Roy has a change of heart.
--->'''Roy:''' Well, that's gonna change now. Thanks for setting me straight, Dad. I'm gonna pack up my gear and go rescue Elan!\\
(''Durkon runs by screaming in terror'')\\
'''Roy:''' I'm gonna pack up my gear and go rescue the entire rest of the party!
** Also, in a different strip:
--->'''Vaarsuvius:''' But now we must defend ourselves against two highly skilled legal professionals--\\
'''Lawyer:''' Kitty kitty! Hello, kitty kitty! Hello!\\
'''Vaarsuvius:''' ONE highly skilled legal professional and one man in a very expensive suit.
** After the gang catches on to Xykon's KansasCityShuffle in the attack on Azure City:
--->'''[[BlindSeer Sangwaan]]:''' (''pointing at apparently-empty space'') He's coming straight at us!\\
'''Belkar:''' [[OhCrap Crap]], he has Invisibility??\\
(''Sangwaan is chomped by Xykon's invisible dragon and flung into the distance'')\\
'''Belkar:''' Crap, he has Greater Invisibility??[[note]]For those unfamiliar with ''D&D'': The basic Invisibility spell breaks if you attack someone while under its effect. The upgraded Greater Invisibility lacks this flaw.[[/note]]
** In a flashback to Durkon's childhood:
--->'''Young Durkon:''' I, uh... I need ta know tha answer ta a question Ma willnae answer.\\
'''Thirden:''' Is this about sex? Please let it be about anything other than sex.\\
'''Young Durkon:''' How did Ma get hurt? An' how did me pa die?\\
'''Thirden:''' ...So how about that '''''sex''''', huh?
* ''Webcomic/{{Paranatural}}'':
** When Max first wakes up after the whole Ghost Train debacle, [[http://www.paranatural.net/comic/chapter-5-page-3 it takes him a minute to remember his filter.]]
--->'''Max's Dad:''' Oh ho! The [[{{Pun}} son rises]]! How'd you sleep, li'l guy?\\
'''Max:''' Mmn. Briefly. I feel like I got [[CargoShip hit on by a train]]. Hit by a train.
** Max tries to comfort PJ over being a ghost. Because Max is [[DeadpanSnarker not that good at being comforting]], this [[https://www.paranatural.net/comic/chapter-4-page-54 goes through a few iterations]].
--->'''Max:''' SO MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE SUCH A BAD ATTITUDE ABOUT HAVING DIED—\\
'''PJ:''' w-what whoa\\
'''Max:''' G-GHOSTS ARE COOL. I WISH I WAS DEAD\\
'''PJ:''' keep trying\\
'''Max:''' YOU'RE GOOD, AND NOT BAD.\\
'''PJ:''' [[WorldOfSnark Thank you Max, that's relatively inoffensive of you.]]
* In ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'', while Hannerlore is helping Marigold deal with the large amount of money she's made through streaming, she suggests that Marigold could hire a business manager. At that point RobotGirl Momo comes in to remind Mar of her schedule and tell her how various things she's organized are going. Hanners corrects her suggestion to say that what Marigold ''should'' do is pay the business manager she already has.
* ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'':
** An unusually cheerful example appears [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20090204.html toward the end of Book Ten:]]
--->'''TAG:''' Success.\\
'''Captain Tagon:''' Hah! We're back in the fight!\\
'''Ennesby:''' The fight is over, sir.\\
'''Captain Tagon:''' Hah! The fight's over, and we're still standing!
** Another one [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2009-12-02 here]]:
--->'''Ebbirnoth:''' And Lieutenant Pibald here is a '''genius.'''\\
'''Pibald:''' I didn't say anything smart. I was just whining.\\
'''Ebbirnoth:''' And Lieutenant Pibald here is an idiot-savant.
** [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2012-01-11 When Tagon has to fire Nick:]]
--->'''Tagon:''' Turn in your uniform and issued weapons and armor to Chief Warrant Officer Thurl. Go have a nice, long life where nobody shoots at you.\\
'''Nick:''' I'm going back to Mall-One to see Liz.\\
''[pause as Tagon remembers all the problems they had at Mall-One]''\\
'''Tagon:''' Keep the weapons and one set of armor. If somebody does shoot at you, ''shoot back''.
** Schlock amends one of his own statements:
--->'''Murtagh:''' Maybe that's what we're looking at...artificial organisms that have been running amok for millions of years.\\
'''Ebbirnoth:''' Oh. Yeah, and we've got an example of that right here. It's what Sergeant Schlock is.\\
'''Schlock:''' I have not been running amok. [beat] Okay, but not for that long.
* ''Webcomic/SkinHorse'':
** After [[https://skin-horse.com/comic/and-a-simple/ Tip's first client interaction]] goes badly:
--->'''Sweetheart''': Sorry friend. That could have gone better. Tip doesn't really have the training for field work. Or the shoes. Sometimes I wonder if being our token human has cracked him even more. When you come to, I'll see that you only deal with the other members of our t--\\
'''Unity''': Sweetheart! Praise me! I punched out these monkeys ''real good!''\\
'''Sweetheart''': [[OnlySaneMan With me]]. You will only deal with me.
** And again when Tip's reaction to her saying "This is a job for Tip" means it becomes "This is a job for Tip, supervised by me."
** And Queen Elana of the Florida Zombies, [[https://skin-horse.com/comic/prefer-him-out/ at the end]] of "The Dreadful Future":
--->'''Elana''': You make a good point. In the balance, you did more good than harm.\\
'''Unity''': Y'hear that? I made a good point!\\
'''Elana''': Let us part as friends.\\
'''Unity''': Everybody! I made a good point! Would you sign a statement re: me making a good point? I will frame that sucker.\\
'''Elana''': Let us part as friends who don't see each other that often.
* During Undine's first encounter with Heartful Punch in ''Webcomic/SleeplessDomain'', Undine briefly mentions what she believes to be a rogue Magical Girl but, not ready to speak of it, tries to change what she's talking about to unfortunate effect.
-->'''Undine:''' ...Then maybe sh--it's gone after all. For now.\\
''[Heartful Punch snorts]''\\
'''Heartful Punch:''' [[HehHehYouSaidX Sorry, you said "shits".]]
* In ''Webcomic/{{Tweep}}'', regarding [[http://www.tweep.com/comic/?date=08-16-04 embarrassing yearbook pictures:]]
-->'''Jack:''' Now, before you do anything, just remember... we've got witnesses. I mean, "company."
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* ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater'':
** In response to a rant from White Mage about [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech his manifold personality flaws, interpersonal inabilities and grievous moral bankruptcies]], Black Mage [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne objects to only one of those points and insists that he has friends.]] After a BeatPanel, presumably one where he's thinking about [[WithFriendsLikeThese the people he spends time with on a daily basis]], he amends this to ''a'' friend, and even that still gets him called out.
--->'''White Mage:''' What you ''have'' is a highly dysfunctional relationship based exclusively on abuse.\\
'''Black Mage:''' [[EvilCannotComprehendGood Right, a friend.]]
** At a point where the Light Warriors appear entirely boned, Red Mage tries to find the silver lining for [[AxCrazy Black Mage]]:
--->'''RM:''' Look at the bright side, Black Mage. You can die in peace now that [[spoiler:Sarda]] absorbed all of your evil.\\
[stab]\\
'''RM:''' Most of your evil.\\
[stab]\\
'''RM:''' Some of your-\\
[stab]\\
'''RM:''' (muffled by a knife directly in his face) Ah'll thud ub now.
* [[http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2014/9/28/how-to-discuss-your-feelings.html Scott and one of his coworkers]] in ''Webcomic/BasicInstructions''.
-->'''Coworker:''' I don't envy your cat. She's dependent on someone else's whims, and she has no freedom.\\
'''[[PointyHairedBoss Mullet Boss]]:''' You two'll have to work this Saturday.\\
'''Scott:''' Why?\\
'''[[MeanBoss Mullet Boss]]:''' Because you want to keep your jobs.\\
'''Coworker:''' I envy your cat.
* In ''Webcomic/CucumberQuest'', [[http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/archive/page-146/ Cucumber tries to nickname Princess Nautilis, and backtracks.]]
* Adding to the humorous {{U|nresolvedSexualTension}}ST of Viana and Thomas in ''Webcomic/DeerMe'':
-->'''Thomas:''' I'm moving out.\\
'''Viana:''' No, you can't go! I need you! (''beat'') Toooo... offset the cost of rent here.\\
'''Velvet:''' (''smirking'') Mh-hmmm...
* ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'': Susan [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2013-02-05 tries to clarify things.]]
* ''Webcomic/EscapeFromHeaven'': In "[[https://escapefromheavencomic.tumblr.com/post/112851136727/scanners-down-so-heres-teen-comix-1 Teen Comix 1]]", a kid walks around wearing a shirt that reads "No Fear"... until he runs across someone whose shirt reads "What if they made ''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Simpsons]]'' porn illegal?" The shirt changes to read "One Fear".
* ''Webcomic/ExterminatusNow'': In [[http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2012-03-05/comic/the-bookend-of-unimaginable-power/reaching-consensus/ this strip]], Virus insists that they absolutely ''have'' to report Eastwood's theft of a forbidden relic to Command. Eastwood points out that he used Virus's ID to get in, meaning that Virus is implicated.
-->'''Virus:''' So it's agreed we're not reporting to Command.
* ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'':
** [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20051017 When the traveling show is being asked to put on a royal command performance,]] but they don't want to stick around, Abner suggests putting on a more... risque... show (''The Socket Wench of Prague'') in the hopes of being run out of town.
--->'''Master Payne:''' Say... now ''that's'' a good plan.\\
'''Circus worker:''' Sir -- there's a note from the palace. The prince wants a specific show. ''The Socket Wench of Prague.''\\
'''Master Payne:''' Okay - ''not'' so good plan.\\
'''Circus worker:''' "P.S. Tart it up."\\
'''Master Payne:''' Downright ''terrible'' plan.\\
'''Abner:''' ALL ''RIGHT!''
** When Gil [[https://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20081029 loses control of his automatic cage in a crowd]], Krosp establishes the cage just wants to catch someone, and won't hurt them if it does, and shoves a small child towards it. Zeetha is horrified, but Krosp points out no one was hurt. Behind him, Gil gets walloped by the child's mother, and he amends this to "well, no one important".
* ''Webcomic/Homestuck2'': When Jane, who has become a racist authoritarian since the original ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'', goes off on a rant about [[FantasticRacism how trolls are inherently cruel and barbarous]], Jake asks for some clarification:
-->'''Jake:''' Could I have that once more sans the raci - I mean, in LaymansTerms?
* In ''Webcomic/{{Misfile}}'', on [[http://www.misfile.com/misfile/2013-03-15 Ash's 18th birthday]]:
-->'''Rumisiel:''' It's your last day to do anything REALLY wild and have it wiped from your record. You should go all kinds of crazy today. I was thinking...\\
'''Ash's Dad:''' ''*glares*''\\
'''Rumisiel:''' You know, it's probably tomorrow in Japan already. Today is as good a day as any to start acting like a responsible adult.
* ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'':
** After abandoning the party when they go to rescue his bard, Roy has a change of heart.
--->'''Roy:''' Well, that's gonna change now. Thanks for setting me straight, Dad. I'm gonna pack up my gear and go rescue Elan!\\
(''Durkon runs by screaming in terror'')\\
'''Roy:''' I'm gonna pack up my gear and go rescue the entire rest of the party!
** Also, in a different strip:
--->'''Vaarsuvius:''' But now we must defend ourselves against two highly skilled legal professionals--\\
'''Lawyer:''' Kitty kitty! Hello, kitty kitty! Hello!\\
'''Vaarsuvius:''' ONE highly skilled legal professional and one man in a very expensive suit.
** After the gang catches on to Xykon's KansasCityShuffle in the attack on Azure City:
--->'''[[BlindSeer Sangwaan]]:''' (''pointing at apparently-empty space'') He's coming straight at us!\\
'''Belkar:''' [[OhCrap Crap]], he has Invisibility??\\
(''Sangwaan is chomped by Xykon's invisible dragon and flung into the distance'')\\
'''Belkar:''' Crap, he has Greater Invisibility??[[note]]For those unfamiliar with ''D&D'': The basic Invisibility spell breaks if you attack someone while under its effect. The upgraded Greater Invisibility lacks this flaw.[[/note]]
** In a flashback to Durkon's childhood:
--->'''Young Durkon:''' I, uh... I need ta know tha answer ta a question Ma willnae answer.\\
'''Thirden:''' Is this about sex? Please let it be about anything other than sex.\\
'''Young Durkon:''' How did Ma get hurt? An' how did me pa die?\\
'''Thirden:''' ...So how about that '''''sex''''', huh?
* ''Webcomic/{{Paranatural}}'':
** When Max first wakes up after the whole Ghost Train debacle, [[http://www.paranatural.net/comic/chapter-5-page-3 it takes him a minute to remember his filter.]]
--->'''Max's Dad:''' Oh ho! The [[{{Pun}} son rises]]! How'd you sleep, li'l guy?\\
'''Max:''' Mmn. Briefly. I feel like I got [[CargoShip hit on by a train]]. Hit by a train.
** Max tries to comfort PJ over being a ghost. Because Max is [[DeadpanSnarker not that good at being comforting]], this [[https://www.paranatural.net/comic/chapter-4-page-54 goes through a few iterations]].
--->'''Max:''' SO MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE SUCH A BAD ATTITUDE ABOUT HAVING DIED—\\
'''PJ:''' w-what whoa\\
'''Max:''' G-GHOSTS ARE COOL. I WISH I WAS DEAD\\
'''PJ:''' keep trying\\
'''Max:''' YOU'RE GOOD, AND NOT BAD.\\
'''PJ:''' [[WorldOfSnark Thank you Max, that's relatively inoffensive of you.]]
* In ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'', while Hannerlore is helping Marigold deal with the large amount of money she's made through streaming, she suggests that Marigold could hire a business manager. At that point RobotGirl Momo comes in to remind Mar of her schedule and tell her how various things she's organized are going. Hanners corrects her suggestion to say that what Marigold ''should'' do is pay the business manager she already has.
* ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'':
** An unusually cheerful example appears [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20090204.html toward the end of Book Ten:]]
--->'''TAG:''' Success.\\
'''Captain Tagon:''' Hah! We're back in the fight!\\
'''Ennesby:''' The fight is over, sir.\\
'''Captain Tagon:''' Hah! The fight's over, and we're still standing!
** Another one [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2009-12-02 here]]:
--->'''Ebbirnoth:''' And Lieutenant Pibald here is a '''genius.'''\\
'''Pibald:''' I didn't say anything smart. I was just whining.\\
'''Ebbirnoth:''' And Lieutenant Pibald here is an idiot-savant.
** [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2012-01-11 When Tagon has to fire Nick:]]
--->'''Tagon:''' Turn in your uniform and issued weapons and armor to Chief Warrant Officer Thurl. Go have a nice, long life where nobody shoots at you.\\
'''Nick:''' I'm going back to Mall-One to see Liz.\\
''[pause as Tagon remembers all the problems they had at Mall-One]''\\
'''Tagon:''' Keep the weapons and one set of armor. If somebody does shoot at you, ''shoot back''.
** Schlock amends one of his own statements:
--->'''Murtagh:''' Maybe that's what we're looking at...artificial organisms that have been running amok for millions of years.\\
'''Ebbirnoth:''' Oh. Yeah, and we've got an example of that right here. It's what Sergeant Schlock is.\\
'''Schlock:''' I have not been running amok. [beat] Okay, but not for that long.
* ''Webcomic/SkinHorse'':
** After [[https://skin-horse.com/comic/and-a-simple/ Tip's first client interaction]] goes badly:
--->'''Sweetheart''': Sorry friend. That could have gone better. Tip doesn't really have the training for field work. Or the shoes. Sometimes I wonder if being our token human has cracked him even more. When you come to, I'll see that you only deal with the other members of our t--\\
'''Unity''': Sweetheart! Praise me! I punched out these monkeys ''real good!''\\
'''Sweetheart''': [[OnlySaneMan With me]]. You will only deal with me.
** And again when Tip's reaction to her saying "This is a job for Tip" means it becomes "This is a job for Tip, supervised by me."
** And Queen Elana of the Florida Zombies, [[https://skin-horse.com/comic/prefer-him-out/ at the end]] of "The Dreadful Future":
--->'''Elana''': You make a good point. In the balance, you did more good than harm.\\
'''Unity''': Y'hear that? I made a good point!\\
'''Elana''': Let us part as friends.\\
'''Unity''': Everybody! I made a good point! Would you sign a statement re: me making a good point? I will frame that sucker.\\
'''Elana''': Let us part as friends who don't see each other that often.
* During Undine's first encounter with Heartful Punch in ''Webcomic/SleeplessDomain'', Undine briefly mentions what she believes to be a rogue Magical Girl but, not ready to speak of it, tries to change what she's talking about to unfortunate effect.
-->'''Undine:''' ...Then maybe sh--it's gone after all. For now.\\
''[Heartful Punch snorts]''\\
'''Heartful Punch:''' [[HehHehYouSaidX Sorry, you said "shits".]]
* In ''Webcomic/{{Tweep}}'', regarding [[http://www.tweep.com/comic/?date=08-16-04 embarrassing yearbook pictures:]]
-->'''Jack:''' Now, before you do anything, just remember... we've got witnesses. I mean, "company."
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