History UsefulNotes / FlyingSpaghettiMonster

2nd Apr '15 4:22:02 PM Willbyr
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->- ''Tales of Zenith''

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Pastafarian beliefs are presented both on [[http://www.venganza.org/ Henderson's website]], where he is described as a prophet, and in Literature/TheGospelOfTheFlyingSpaghettiMonster. The central belief is that an [[{{InvisibleMonsters}} invisible and undetectable]] Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. {{Pirates}} are revered as the original Pastafarians, and Pastafarians assert that [[LiesDamnedLiesAndStatistics a steady decline in the number of pirates has resulted in a significant rise in global temperature]]. Pastafarians celebrate every Friday as a holy day; this is the holiest of Pastafarian holidays, which include Ramendan, Pastover, and [[ShapedLikeItself Holiday]]. Pastafarians have also vastly popularized International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Oh, and they believe Heaven has a beer volcano and a stripper factory. Hell has those things, too, but the beer is stale, the strippers have sexually transmitted diseases, [[CursedWithAwesome and you are punished with wings on your back]] [[BlessedWithSuck that make it impossible for you to lie down comfortably]].

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Pastafarian beliefs are presented both on [[http://www.venganza.org/ Henderson's website]], where he is described as a prophet, and in Literature/TheGospelOfTheFlyingSpaghettiMonster. The central belief is that an [[{{InvisibleMonsters}} [[InvisibleMonsters invisible and undetectable]] Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. {{Pirates}} are revered as the original Pastafarians, and Pastafarians assert that [[LiesDamnedLiesAndStatistics a steady decline in the number of pirates has resulted in a significant rise in global temperature]]. Pastafarians celebrate every Friday as a holy day; this is the holiest of Pastafarian holidays, which include Ramendan, Pastover, and [[ShapedLikeItself Holiday]]. Pastafarians have also vastly popularized International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Oh, and they believe Heaven has a beer volcano and a stripper factory. Hell has those things, too, but the beer is stale, the strippers have sexually transmitted diseases, [[CursedWithAwesome and you are punished with wings on your back]] [[BlessedWithSuck that make it impossible for you to lie down comfortably]].



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5th Mar '15 10:38:03 PM N1KF
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Pastafarian beliefs are presented both on [[http://www.venganza.org/ Henderson's website]], where he is described as a prophet, and in ''TheGospelOfTheFlyingSpaghettiMonster''. The central belief is that an [[{{InvisibleMonsters}} invisible and undetectable]] Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. {{Pirates}} are revered as the original Pastafarians, and Pastafarians assert that [[LiesDamnedLiesAndStatistics a steady decline in the number of pirates has resulted in a significant rise in global temperature]]. Pastafarians celebrate every Friday as a holy day; this is the holiest of Pastafarian holidays, which include Ramendan, Pastover, and [[ShapedLikeItself Holiday]]. Pastafarians have also vastly popularized International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Oh, and they believe Heaven has a beer volcano and a stripper factory. Hell has those things, too, but the beer is stale, the strippers have sexually transmitted diseases, [[CursedWithAwesome and you are punished with wings on your back]] [[BlessedWithSuck that make it impossible for you to lie down comfortably]].

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Pastafarian beliefs are presented both on [[http://www.venganza.org/ Henderson's website]], where he is described as a prophet, and in ''TheGospelOfTheFlyingSpaghettiMonster''.Literature/TheGospelOfTheFlyingSpaghettiMonster. The central belief is that an [[{{InvisibleMonsters}} invisible and undetectable]] Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. {{Pirates}} are revered as the original Pastafarians, and Pastafarians assert that [[LiesDamnedLiesAndStatistics a steady decline in the number of pirates has resulted in a significant rise in global temperature]]. Pastafarians celebrate every Friday as a holy day; this is the holiest of Pastafarian holidays, which include Ramendan, Pastover, and [[ShapedLikeItself Holiday]]. Pastafarians have also vastly popularized International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Oh, and they believe Heaven has a beer volcano and a stripper factory. Hell has those things, too, but the beer is stale, the strippers have sexually transmitted diseases, [[CursedWithAwesome and you are punished with wings on your back]] [[BlessedWithSuck that make it impossible for you to lie down comfortably]].



See also ''Literature/TheGospelOfTheFlyingSpaghettiMonster''.

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See also ''Literature/TheGospelOfTheFlyingSpaghettiMonster''.
Literature/TheGospelOfTheFlyingSpaghettiMonster.
23rd Jan '15 10:25:00 AM SorcerorNobody
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It should be noted that, while Pastafarianism originated as satire, it is also a legitimate religion with only one absolutely core tenet, which is the rejection of dogma.[[note]]In other words, religious beliefs are fine as long as they are acknowledged as being beliefs by the believer, rather than being treated as fact.[[/note]] As such, being Pastafarian does not require that one actually believes in the existence of the FSM or any of the purported historical details; indeed, it's entirely possible to be both Pastafarian and almost any other 'standard' religion -- it is not synonymous with atheism.
6th Jan '15 11:29:03 AM frogpatrol
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For its origins, see the manga Manga/FrankenFran. Yes, this means the FSM has made it to Japan.

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For its origins, see the manga Manga/FrankenFran.''Manga/FrankenFran''. Yes, this means the FSM has made it to Japan.
6th Jan '15 11:28:27 AM frogpatrol
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is the deity of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or Pastafarianism. Created in 2005 by Oregon State physics graduate Bobby Henderson, it was originally intended as a [[{{Satire}} satirical protest]] against the decision by the Kansas State Board of Education to require the teaching of intelligent design as an alternative to evolution in public schools.

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The Flying '''Flying Spaghetti Monster Monster''' (FSM) is the deity of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or Pastafarianism. Created in 2005 by Oregon State physics graduate Bobby Henderson, it was originally intended as a [[{{Satire}} satirical protest]] against the decision by the Kansas State Board of Education to require the teaching of intelligent design as an alternative to evolution in public schools.
17th Oct '14 6:15:44 PM Tdarcos
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-> '''Prayer Supervisor:''' Yeah, FSM, what is it?
-> '''Flying Spaghetti Monster:''' God has taken two weeks off, and has put me in charge.
-> '''Prayer Supervisor:''' So? God had the Invisible Pink Unicorn substitute last month, and Satan the month before.
-> '''Flying Spaghetti Monster:''' I am the all powerful Flying Spaghetti Monster, you will bow down to me.
-> '''Prayer Supervisor:''' Aw knock it off, FSM, don't get all holier than Thou on me, I knew you back when you were a can of Spaghettios at the A&P in Milwaukee.
->- ''Tales of Zenith''
31st Jul '14 1:14:22 PM onyx902
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Pastafarian beliefs are presented both on [[http://www.venganza.org/ Henderson's website]], where he is described as a prophet, and in ''The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster''. The central belief is that an [[{{InvisibleMonsters}} invisible and undetectable]] Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. {{Pirates}} are revered as the original Pastafarians, and Pastafarians assert that [[LiesDamnedLiesAndStatistics a steady decline in the number of pirates has resulted in a significant rise in global temperature]]. Pastafarians celebrate every Friday as a holy day; this is the holiest of Pastafarian holidays, which include Ramendan, Pastover, and [[ShapedLikeItself Holiday]]. Pastafarians have also vastly popularized International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Oh, and they believe Heaven has a beer volcano and a stripper factory. Hell has those things, too, but the beer is stale, the strippers have sexually transmitted diseases, [[CursedWithAwesome and you are punished with wings on your back]] [[BlessedWithSuck that make it impossible for you to lie down comfortably]].

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Pastafarian beliefs are presented both on [[http://www.venganza.org/ Henderson's website]], where he is described as a prophet, and in ''The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster''.''TheGospelOfTheFlyingSpaghettiMonster''. The central belief is that an [[{{InvisibleMonsters}} invisible and undetectable]] Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. {{Pirates}} are revered as the original Pastafarians, and Pastafarians assert that [[LiesDamnedLiesAndStatistics a steady decline in the number of pirates has resulted in a significant rise in global temperature]]. Pastafarians celebrate every Friday as a holy day; this is the holiest of Pastafarian holidays, which include Ramendan, Pastover, and [[ShapedLikeItself Holiday]]. Pastafarians have also vastly popularized International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Oh, and they believe Heaven has a beer volcano and a stripper factory. Hell has those things, too, but the beer is stale, the strippers have sexually transmitted diseases, [[CursedWithAwesome and you are punished with wings on your back]] [[BlessedWithSuck that make it impossible for you to lie down comfortably]].
13th May '14 1:05:41 PM LBHills
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Pastafarian beliefs are presented both on [[http://www.venganza.org/ Henderson's website]], where he is described as a prophet, and in ''The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster''. The central belief is that an [[{{InvisibleMonsters}} invisible and undetectable]] Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. {{Pirates}} are revered as the original Pastafarians, and Pastafarians assert that [[LiesDamnedLiesAndStatistics a steady decline in the number of pirates has resulted in a significant rise in global temperature]]. Pastafarians celebrate every Friday as a holy day; this is the holiest of Pastafarian holidays, which include Ramendan, Pastover, and [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Holiday]]. Pastafarians have also vastly popularized International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Oh, and they believe Heaven has a beer volcano and a stripper factory. Hell has those things, too, but the beer is stale, the strippers have sexually transmitted diseases, [[CursedWithAwesome and you are punished with wings on your back]] [[BlessedWithSuck that make it impossible for you to lie down comfortably]].

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Pastafarian beliefs are presented both on [[http://www.venganza.org/ Henderson's website]], where he is described as a prophet, and in ''The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster''. The central belief is that an [[{{InvisibleMonsters}} invisible and undetectable]] Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. {{Pirates}} are revered as the original Pastafarians, and Pastafarians assert that [[LiesDamnedLiesAndStatistics a steady decline in the number of pirates has resulted in a significant rise in global temperature]]. Pastafarians celebrate every Friday as a holy day; this is the holiest of Pastafarian holidays, which include Ramendan, Pastover, and [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin [[ShapedLikeItself Holiday]]. Pastafarians have also vastly popularized International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Oh, and they believe Heaven has a beer volcano and a stripper factory. Hell has those things, too, but the beer is stale, the strippers have sexually transmitted diseases, [[CursedWithAwesome and you are punished with wings on your back]] [[BlessedWithSuck that make it impossible for you to lie down comfortably]].
2nd Jan '14 7:52:48 PM Emp
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[[caption-width-right:320:Needs MOAR sauce.[[caption-width-right:265: The [[IncrediblyLamePun sauciest]] deity around.]]
4th Oct '13 2:40:11 AM ArtFever
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