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8th Apr '12 1:28:21 AM Oreochan
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* BabyGotBack: Occurs at least once a story, in his Literotica stuff.
26th Jan '12 11:25:19 AM EnemyMayan
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'''Pinata''' is the internet screen name of ''Mythology101Cycle'' author Jeremy Frost. He has written several poems, a few short stories and a little bit of FanFiction under this name while [[DevelopmentHell waiting for the first Mythology 101 book to finally be completed. Which it isn't yet]]. He is also a regular contributor to ''HonorableHogwarts'', and is known by Pinata there too.

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'''Pinata''' is the internet screen name of ''Mythology101Cycle'' ''DarthWiki/Mythology101Cycle'' author Jeremy Frost. He has written several poems, a few short stories and a little bit of FanFiction under this name while [[DevelopmentHell waiting for the first Mythology 101 book to finally be completed. Which it isn't yet]]. He is also a regular contributor to ''HonorableHogwarts'', and is known by Pinata there too.



** ''No Man's Land'' is going to deal pretty heavily with this trope, as well.



** Also stated to be the main reason he fell so madly in love with the subject of ''Cinemark 18 May 2003'', who had a {{Nerdgasm}} when he asked her whether she had seen ''TheMatrixReloaded''.



* BiggusDickus



* GirlOnGirlIsHot: Some of his stories don't even have male characters.



* MostWritersAreWriters: A dark take on this in ''The Ghost Writer''. May or may not also apply to ''TheSexStar'', since Lynn is a journalist.



** Pinata has been quoted as saying that he'd like to see a Sex Star DrinkingGame where people take shots (or, alternatively, [[StripPoker remove articles of clothing]]) every time they catch a StarWars reference.

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** Pinata has been quoted as saying that he'd like to see a Sex Star DrinkingGame where people take shots (or, alternatively, [[StripPoker remove articles of clothing]]) every time they catch a StarWars reference. There are also quotes from {{Terminator}} and EvilDead.
10th Jan '12 10:52:50 AM EnemyMayan
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* ''TheSexStar'': WebSerialNovel written for {{Literotica}}, currently on Chapter 12.

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* ''TheSexStar'': WebSerialNovel written for {{Literotica}}, currently on Chapter 12.13.



* ''The Ghost Writer'': The third, and final, Literotica Halloween contest entry. A [[HighOctaneNightmareFuel serious horror story]] that just happens to have sex in it, rather than {{PWP}} like the other two. Drew a comparison to StephenKing in a user-posted comment.

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* ''The Ghost Writer'': The third, and final, Literotica Halloween contest entry. A [[HighOctaneNightmareFuel serious horror story]] that just happens to have sex in it, rather than {{PWP}} like the other two. [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Drew a comparison comparison]] to StephenKing in a user-posted comment.



* ''Happy Holidays, Damn It!'' (work in progress): Being written for Literotica's Winter Holidays Contest 2011. Quite possibly the first story ever entered in that contest to be submitted to the Erotic Horror section.

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* ''Happy Holidays, Damn It!'' (work in progress): Being written It!'': Written for Literotica's Winter Holidays Contest 2011. Quite possibly the first story ever entered in that contest to be submitted to the Erotic Horror section.2011, but delayed until January by repeated rejections (see BreakingTheFourthWall below).




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* ''Cinemark 18 May 2003'': Poem posted to Literotica as well as numerous other sites, including [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=6ykuwwiwx85b87wcc7xkfu02&page=8#191 right here on TV Tropes]]. Not erotic in nature.
* ''No Man's Land'' (work in progress): New WebSerialNovel idea. Horny aliens wipe out the male population of Earth so they can have the women for themselves. It's basically ''FallingSkies'' as a porno.



** Also applies to Mary in ''Happy Holidays, Damn It!''



* AuthorTract: ''Happy Holidays, Damn It!'' is about punishing a Christian girl for pushing her religion down everyone's throats by saying "Merry Christmas" instead of "Happy Holidays".

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* AuthorTract: ''Happy Holidays, Damn It!'' is about punishing a Christian girl for pushing her religion down everyone's throats by saying "Merry Christmas" instead of "Happy Holidays". For extra bonus points, the girls punishing her are explicitly stated to be witches, invoking the author's own pagan beliefs.



* BreakingTheFourthWall: ''Happy Holidays, Damn It!'' was rejected three times with the message "Does your story contain an underage character?". The ages of the characters are never specifically stated, so there was no reason to assume anyone was underage, but the Literotica admins still did. This led Pinata to include a pithy remark directed at them about how all the characters are legal in parentheses -- directly in the middle of the story's text. The story was approved.



* DistractedByTheSexy: Kaitlyn is still wearing her [[AbsoluteCleavage slingshot bikini]] when the cops come to the house to investigate a neighbor's report of gunshots at the end of ''The Ghost Writer''. This has such an effect on the cops that they fail to notice that the sliding glass back door is shattered.
** Of course, it's implied that Kaitlyn may have some MindRape-oriented powers as well... maybe she hypnotized them or something.



* MindRape: ''Candy For Candy'' is a mind-control story.

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* MindRape: ''Candy For Candy'' is a mind-control story. It's also implied that Kaitlyn might be able to do this to her victims in ''The Ghost Writer''.



* RazorFloss: Kaitlyn's hair in ''The Ghost Writer'', as it [[HalfTheManHeUsedToBe turns out]].



** Pinata has been quoted as saying that he'd like to see a Sex Star DrinkingGame where people take shots every time they catch a StarWars reference.

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** Pinata has been quoted as saying that he'd like to see a Sex Star DrinkingGame where people take shots (or, alternatively, [[StripPoker remove articles of clothing]]) every time they catch a StarWars reference.
16th Nov '11 10:48:34 AM EnemyMayan
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Update: I've left TV Tropes now. I was willing to put up with my favorite trope names being changed to less fun things, and even though it left a bad taste in my mouth not even the deletion of the IJBM forum could drive me away... but the campaign to "[[CensorshipTropes clean up]]" the TroperTales section is too much. As with other sites that have been invaded by MoralGuardians, I'm jumping off the ship before it sinks.

I had some good times here. I'll miss most of you. If anyone chose to watch this page, I'm truly honored that you felt I was worth that much attention, and hope that I made it worth your while.

If you agree with me about the censorship, put a RedLink to WritersAgainstTvTropes somewhere on your contributor page. Trying to make it a blue link would just get it slapped down by a mod, so a red link makes a much more effective statement... the page should never actually be created.

Vitals: Male, 31, American, single, pagan

Occupation: [[{{DevelopmentHell}} unpublished author]], Official Candy Container for {{PLATTER}}

If anyone's interested, I'm registered with the TroperDatingService.

Removed the disclaimer. Yes, it was my CrowningMomentOfFunny, but now that the Rape The Dog page has been [[DeaderThanDead completely and utterly done away with]] it had a [[BerserkButton red link]] in it.

I'm still pissed off at the name change. [[HypocriticalHumor You guys really crossed the Moral Event Horizon by doing that.]]

Page updated. Now with [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome FOLDERS!]]

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[[folder:Vandalism Section]]
Vandalize my page here. Comments from other tropers are welcome in this folder, even negative comments ([[SincerityMode seriously, be honest with me]]). Comments from other tropers in other sections of the page will be [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill tortured, raped, murdered and set on fire]].

Pleasant day {{PLATTER}} compatriot! Tropers/RedWren dropping in to say hi.

Your page isn't a virgin anymore; try not to call me ok? - @/{{Kino}}
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[[folder:Pages Created]]
* AccidentalAimingSkills
* {{Balligomingo}}
* ConvertedFanboy
* HalfTheManHeUsedToBe
* ''HonorableHogwarts''
* ''LegendaryWings''
* ''Mythology101Cycle''
* PregnantBadass
* ''RaisingTheBar''
* TerseTalker
* WhiteShirtOfDeath
* [[YoureDrinkingBreastMilk You're Drinking Breast Milk]]
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[[folder:Tropes that apply to this user]]
* AfraidOfNeedles
* AwesomenessByAnalysis (See below)
* BadassBookworm: I know four different ways to kill a man with my bare hands. I ''learned them all from books''.
* BrilliantButLazy: Probably why my [[Mythology101Cycle novel]] is in DevelopmentHell. If I stopped procrastinating on it, it'd be published in no time.
* CharacterTics: I may or may not have something in the Asperger's/Tourette's family. I certainly make a lot of involuntary movements, and I also say [[VerbalTic "cunt"]] a lot more than is probably advisable.
* ChivalrousPervert
* CloudCuckoolander
* TheCombatPragmatist: To a certain extent... I have honor-related qualms about most forms of [[DirtyCoward ranged combat]], but biting, eye gouging and groin kicks are standard practice for me.
* ADarkerMe ([[http://z12.invisionfree.com/Honorable_Hogwarts/index.php?showuser=13 This guy]]. He's my main RPG character, and the perfect example of a WellIntentionedExtremist... the thing is, he's largely based on me.
* DisContinuity
** Silver -- and ''only'' silver -- can kill a werewolf. Therefore, [[{{HarryPotter}} Remus Lupin]] is still alive... ''Avada Kedavra'' only knocked him unconscious.
* EthicalSlut: And then some.
* FanFic: Yes, I write them. Both the erotic and non-erotic varieties.
* {{Fetish}}: Several, actually...
** Breastmilk: Not sure why, other than that it looks really awesome (and, obviously, sexy) squirting out.
** BritishAccents: Again, not sure why. Women just sound really hot when they talk like [[{{Leverage}} Sophie Devereaux]].
** [[{{Meganekko}} Glasses]]: You heard me. What's wrong with that?
** [[SensualSpandex Spandex]]: Looking at it more than wearing it, which is good because [[HighOctaneNightmareFuel nobody wants to see me in spandex]].
* FleetingPassionateHobbies
** Actual hobbies: Soccer, skateboarding, {{Lego}}, [=HTML=], bowling, karate, [[DanceBattler capoeira]], Muay Thai, [[LeParkour parkour]], fencing, and currently knife throwing.
** Works the same way with websites: Left the [[http://swfanon.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page Star Wars Fanon Wiki]] for UrbanDead, Urban Dead for HonorableHogwarts, Honorable Hogwarts for NationStates, Nation States for TVTropes and then the cycle repeated itself.
* GlassCannon: If you hit me first, I'm likely down for the count. If I block or dodge your first attack, say your prayers.
* HatesBeingTouched: At least, when I'm not expecting it. And/or you're not a hot chick. If you're a hot chick, you can touch me whenever, wherever and however you want.
* HonestyIsTheBestPolicy: To the point where someone trying to be subtle and/or tactful with me [[BerserkButton pisses me off]]. Ladies, don't drop little hints and expect me to get them. You've gotta come right out and say what you're thinking.
* HotBlooded: And then some.
* LonersAreFreaks
* MrImagination
* NeatFreak: Actually, only about my hands. Everything else can be as dirty as it wants, as long as I don't have to ''touch'' it.
* NotAMorningPerson
* NotGoodWithPeople: Because, you know, HumansAreBastards.
* {{Parabombing}}: On {{Fora}}, I'm known as "The Dark Lord of the Parentheses" ([[DontExplainTheJoke it's]] a StarWars ShoutOut).
* PermaStubble: I've got a ridiculously low pain threshold, so I can't use anything sharper than an electric razor. It leaves stubble behind, and since the stubble actually looks pretty {{Badass}} I'm not complaining.
* {{Polyamory}}: I fully embrace it. Maybe there should be a section for [[EthicalSlut people like me]] on the TroperDatingService...
* RidiculouslyCuteCritter: My cat usually provokes an "aww" from people meeting her for the first time.
* RollingUpdates: Every single YKTTW I make. So don't say I didn't warn you, if I forget to add the tag.
* SlidingScaleOfIdealismVersusCynicism: I'm on the cynical side as far as [[{{DisproportionateRetribution}} what I want to see happen to villains]]. [[{{SwordOfTruth}} Terry Goodkind]] put it best with "Pity for the guilty is treason to the innocent".
* SophisticatedAsHell
* [[StarvingArtist Starving Author]]: Or GiftedlyBad, depending on who you ask. Some people can't appreciate good {{Narm}}.
* StripPoker: I absolutely ''love'' it.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Margherita pizza. Tiramisu counts as well, if we're counting desserts.
** The weird thing about this is, I'm Irish.
* YourMileageMayVary
** Loved the [[{{Heroes}} Villains Arc]].
** Thought the [[{{HarryPotter}} Battle of Hogwarts]] was the [[{{WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome}} least awesome thing ever]], and that Harry is now officially TheChick.
** Thinks [[{{Lost}} John Locke]] should die and stay dead.
** Admittedly I've not gotten to ''Naked Empire'' yet, but to me [[{{SwordOfTruth}} The Sword Of Truth]] has so far been a case of SomeAnvilsNeedToBeDropped.
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[[folder:Tropes that apply to this user's writing]]
* ActionGirl: Around 90% of my female characters. The other 10% are [[GirlWithPsychoWeapon even]] [[EldritchAbomination scarier]].
* AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs: Holy crap, do I use this a lot.
* {{Anvilicious}}: I'm not very good at subtlety. Probably why I write [[{{Camp}} "grindhouse books"]].
* AscendedFanboy: Several examples in my work.
* AssholeVictim: Without this trope, I would have nothing to write about.
* AuthorAppeal: My stories always seem to feature [[GirlOnGirlIsHot lesbian sex]], the characters usually tend toward [[EthicalSlut non-monogamous lifestyles]], breastmilk and lactation are used as FetishFuel and my protagonists tend to take [[CruelAndUnusualDeath a hard line]] against the villains.
* {{Badass}}: Every single character I've ever written.
* BlackAndGrayMorality: If there's a recurring [[AnAesop Aesop]] in my work, it's "Thou Shalt ''Absolutely'' Kill".
* CaptainErsatz: Usually to inflict death on someone else's character who deserved but never got it.
* CrossesTheLineTwice: What I'm going for. Usually, anyway. If something is meant to be taken seriously, [[EmotionalTorque you'll know it]].
* CruelAndUnusualDeath: The [[{{Gorn}} bloodier]], the better.
* DarkIsNotEvil: You probably already figured out this was here before seeing it listed.
* EthicalSlut: Most of my characters are like me in this regard.
* ExoticEquipment: One of the most fun tropes to play with.
* ExploitationFilm: You could call what I write "exploitation books".
* GirlOnGirlIsHot: And happens a ''lot'' in anything that I'm writing.
* {{Gorn}}: My goal is to have at least one book critic refer to at least one of my works as "the bloodiest book ever written".
* HighOctaneNightmareFuel: I write a lot of horror. People tell me I do it quite well.
* {{HSQ}}: As much as possible.
* ImAHumanitarian: A commonly recurring trope among my villains. True of a couple of heroic characters as well.
* LikeYouWouldReallyDoIt: Trust me, I would. I ''don't'' always, but I would.
* NarmCharm: Basically what I'm shooting for.
* {{Reincarnation}}: If you see a character named Nick, Nicholas, Nikolai, [[GenderBender Nikki, Nikita or Nicolette]], it's the same guy as everyone else with those names. In an early work, he states that he's died 429 times.
* ShoutOut: At least 5 or 6 times a book.
* {{Squick}}: If you ''don't'' get squicked reading my work, you're unsquickable.
* TitleDrop: Tends to happen a lot. Usually an unintentional and/or unavoidable thing.
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[[folder:PerverseSexualLust]]
* PerverseSexualLust:
** [[{{StarWars}} Princess Leia]]. The first half-hour or so of ''Return of the Jedi'' caused me to grow up a lot more quickly than I otherwise would have.
** [[{{DieAnotherDay}} Miranda Frost.]] Not quite sure why she's my favorite BondGirl... maybe it's the [[{{DarkActionGirl}} way she handles a sword]]. Maybe it's because EvilIsSexy. Or maybe it's the accent.
** [[Series/{{TheAvengers}} Miss Emma Peel]]. Nobody ever wore a SpyCatsuit better. Also, that British accent again... gets me every time.
** [[{{Frasier}} Daphne Moon]]. Sexiest voice EVER, and also the closest thing ''{{Frasier}}'' had to a MsFanService.
** [[{{MacGyver}} Penny Parker]]. Before she was a [[{{DesperateHousewives}} Desperate Housewife]], Teri Hatcher was [[{{MacGyver}} MacGyver's]] MsFanService. If only she had been on there more often...
** [[{{TwentyFour}} Kim Bauer]]. Yes, I know she's almost universally reviled by fans... but I kinda miss her.
** [[{{Charmed}} Phoebe and Paige Halliwell]]. Okay, all four sisters, but specifically those two, preferably in a LesYay situation.
** [[{{TheKingOfFighters}} Mai Shiranui]]. Probably because she was the first animated character whose ass I ever caught a glimpse of, though {{Gainaxing}} probably has a lot to do with it too.
** [[{{Primeval}} Abby Maitland]]. Again, the British accent has something to do with it. Also, she parades around in her underwear OnceAnEpisode in the first season.
** [[{{XMen}} Psylocke]]. The reasons should be pretty much obvious, though the specific style of outfit worn has a ''lot'' to do with it.
** [[{{BuffyTheVampireSlayer}} Jenny Calendar]]. Never has the Van Halen song "Hot For Teacher" been more appropriate.
** [[{{HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse}} Teela]]. Don't tell me I'm the only one who did unspeakable things to her action figure.
** [[{{TwoAndAHalfMen}} Rose]]. Since there's no link, from ''Two And A Half Men''. Yes, I know she's a stalker, but if she handcuffed herself naked to my fridge I'd take advantage of the convenient location and spend the rest of the day licking various foods off of her body.
** [[{{Series.Heroes}} Claire Bennett.]] Maybe it's the [[{{FetishFuel}} cheerleader outfit]]. Maybe the {{Wangst}} causes me to have protective feelings toward her. Or maybe it's PowerPerversionPotential... she can take a ''lot'' of punishment.
** [[{{Tekken}} Nina Williams]]. A character in a fighting video game who wears a ''purple'' (it's my favorite color) SpyCatsuit? Awesome.
** [[{{ER}} Samantha Taggart]]. [[{{HelloNurse}} Hello, nurse!]]
** [[{{GreysAnatomy}} Lexie Grey]].
** [[{{EllaEnchanted}} Ella of Frell]]. ''Anne Hathaway'' has to obey any command she's given? I'm surprised there's not more X-rated FanFic. Update: I'm currently writing one.
** [[{{TrueBlood}} Sookie Stackhouse]]. MsFanService is the ''main character''? And she's played by Anna [[{{BattlestarGalactica}} Frackin']] Paquin? This is awesome.
** [[RizzoliAndIsles Maura Isles]]. It's ridiculous [[GeekyTurnOn how much]] [[{{Adorkable}} I have in common with this character]].
** [[TheGoodGuys Samantha]]. For the same reasons as Dr. Isles, but she's more [[PaleSkinnedBrunette my]] [[{{Meganekko}} type]] physically as well.
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[[folder:Disliked Tropes]]
* AdaptationDecay: Since I'm a writer myself, I guess maybe I take it personally even though it's happening to other people's work.
* BadassDecay
** {{Chickification}}
*** FalseActionGirl
* TheCape
** IfYouKillHimYouWillBeJustLikeHim
** StupidGood
*** [[XWingSeries Iella Wessiri]]
*** HarryPotter
*** [[NoOrdinaryFamily Jim Powell]]
** SlaveToPR
** ThouShaltNotKill
* ClingyJealousGirl / CrazyJealousGuy: A major dealbreaker for me, both in my real-life relationships and in my ability to identify with fictional characters.
* GratuitousFrench: Speak French? I'd rather masturbate with a cheese grater.
* KarmaHoudini
* KillTheCutie: I'm going to go ahead and invoke my last name here. Frost's law: You do '''NOT''' kill off the hottest character on the show.
** [[TropesAreNotBad Exception]]: Unless you're having her get reincarnated as someone even hotter.
* MoralGuardians
** {{Bowdlerization}}
** {{Disneyfication}}
* NoBisexuals
* SexIsEvil
* {{Shipping}}: Since it excludes other characters besides the ones being shipped from the bedroom. Monogamy is overrated.
* WillTheyOrWontThey: Let's just say TheyDo and get it over with.
* {{Yandere}}: This character type [[NightmareFuel scares the fucking hell out of me]], [[TropesAreNotGood and not in a good way]].
* YourCheatingHeart: Seriously, if you're old enough to have sex, you're old enough to share. They taught us how to share in preschool, remember?
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[[folder:Stuff I Like]]
* [[TwentyFour 24]]
* {{Alien}}
* AmericanGothic
* {{Angel}}
* BadDudes
* TheBelgariad
* BlueBloods
* BostonLegal
* BreakingBad
* BuffyTheVampireSlayer
* BurnNotice
* {{Cell}}
* {{Centipede}}
* {{Charmed}}
* {{Contra}}
* TheCrazies
* {{Daybreakers}}
* DieHard
* {{Dollhouse}}
* {{Doom}}
* DragMeToHell
* EmersonLakeAndPalmer
* {{ER}}
* {{Evanescence}}
* FearItself
* {{Firefly}}
* FromDuskTillDawn
* TheGoodGuys
* {{Grindhouse}}
* TheGrudge
* {{Haven}}
* {{Hellcats}}
* HonorableHogwarts
* HowIMetYourMother
* {{It}}
* JamesBond
* JRRTolkien
* KingCrimson
* TheLeagueOfExtraordinaryGentlemen
* LegendaryWings
* {{Ludo}}
* MagicTheGathering
* TheMatrix
* {{Metallica}}
* TheMiddle
* ModernFamily
* MrBrooks
* NationStates
* NewJediOrder
* {{Nikita}}
* PinkFloyd
* {{Portishead}}
* ThePractice
* {{Predator}}
* RaisingTheBar
* {{RED}}
* ReservoirDogs
* TheRing
* RizzoliAndIsles
* RoleModels
* SarahMcLachlan
* {{Serenity}}
* TheSimpsons
* SinCity
* {{Speed}}
* StarWars
* {{Tekken}}
* ThirteenGhosts
* TheThrawnTrilogy
* TrueBlood
* TVTropes
* UrbanDead
* TheUsualSuspects
* {{Watchmen}}
* Wolfenstein3D
* XMen
* XWingSeries
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Update: I've left TV Tropes now. I was willing to put up with my favorite trope names being changed to less fun things, '''Pinata''' is the internet screen name of ''Mythology101Cycle'' author Jeremy Frost. He has written several poems, a few short stories and even though it left a bad taste in my mouth not even the deletion little bit of the IJBM forum could drive me away... but the campaign to "[[CensorshipTropes clean up]]" the TroperTales section is too much. As with other sites that have been invaded by MoralGuardians, I'm jumping off the ship before it sinks.

I had some good times here. I'll miss most of you. If anyone chose to watch
FanFiction under this page, I'm truly honored that you felt I was worth that much attention, and hope that I made it worth your while.

If you agree with me about
name while [[DevelopmentHell waiting for the censorship, put a RedLink first Mythology 101 book to WritersAgainstTvTropes somewhere on your finally be completed. Which it isn't yet]]. He is also a regular contributor page. Trying to make it a blue link would just get it slapped down ''HonorableHogwarts'', and is known by a mod, so a red link makes a much more effective statement... the page should never actually Pinata there too.

Much of his work can
be created.

Vitals: Male, 31, American, single, pagan

Occupation: [[{{DevelopmentHell}} unpublished author]], Official Candy Container for {{PLATTER}}

If anyone's interested, I'm registered with the TroperDatingService.

Removed the disclaimer. Yes, it was my CrowningMomentOfFunny, but now
found on {{Literotica}}.

Works
that the Rape The Dog page has been [[DeaderThanDead completely and utterly done away with]] it had a [[BerserkButton red link]] in it.

I'm still pissed off at
were written under the name change. [[HypocriticalHumor You guys really crossed the Moral Event Horizon by doing that.]]

Page updated. Now with [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome FOLDERS!]]

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[[folder:Vandalism Section]]
Vandalize my page here. Comments from other tropers are welcome in this folder, even negative comments ([[SincerityMode seriously, be honest with me]]). Comments from other tropers in other sections of the page will be [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill tortured, raped, murdered and set on fire]].

Pleasant day {{PLATTER}} compatriot! Tropers/RedWren dropping in to say hi.

Your page isn't a virgin anymore; try not to call me ok? - @/{{Kino}}
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[[folder:Pages Created]]
Pinata:

* AccidentalAimingSkills
* {{Balligomingo}}
* ConvertedFanboy
* HalfTheManHeUsedToBe
* ''HonorableHogwarts''
* ''LegendaryWings''
* ''Mythology101Cycle''
* PregnantBadass
* ''RaisingTheBar''
* TerseTalker
* WhiteShirtOfDeath
* [[YoureDrinkingBreastMilk You're Drinking Breast Milk]]
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[[folder:Tropes that apply to this user]]
* AfraidOfNeedles
* AwesomenessByAnalysis (See below)
* BadassBookworm: I know four different ways to kill a man with my bare hands. I ''learned them all from books''.
* BrilliantButLazy: Probably why my [[Mythology101Cycle novel]] is in DevelopmentHell. If I stopped procrastinating on it, it'd be published in no time.
* CharacterTics: I may or may not have something in the Asperger's/Tourette's family. I certainly make a lot of involuntary movements, and I also say [[VerbalTic "cunt"]] a lot more than is probably advisable.
* ChivalrousPervert
* CloudCuckoolander
* TheCombatPragmatist: To a certain extent... I have honor-related qualms about most forms of [[DirtyCoward ranged combat]], but biting, eye gouging and groin kicks are standard practice
''TheSexStar'': WebSerialNovel written for me.
{{Literotica}}, currently on Chapter 12.
* ADarkerMe ([[http://z12.invisionfree.com/Honorable_Hogwarts/index.php?showuser=13 This guy]]. He's my main RPG character, ''Jason Frost and the perfect example of a WellIntentionedExtremist... Muggle-born Revolt'' (work in progress): {{Prequel}} FanFic to ''HonorableHogwarts'', showing what the thing is, he's largely based on me.
[[OriginalCharacter OCs]] were doing during the timeframe of ''HarryPotterAndTheDeathlyHallows''. In the Potterverse, TheRevolutionWillNotBeCivilized.
* DisContinuity
** Silver --
''Sea Dog Cemetery'': {{PWP}} story written for Literotica's Halloween contest in 2011.
* ''Candy For Candy'': Another Literotica Halloween contest entry. Pinata ''loves'' Halloween.
* ''The Ghost Writer'': The third,
and ''only'' silver -- can kill a werewolf. Therefore, [[{{HarryPotter}} Remus Lupin]] is still alive... ''Avada Kedavra'' only knocked him unconscious.
* EthicalSlut: And then some.
* FanFic: Yes, I write them. Both the erotic and non-erotic varieties.
* {{Fetish}}: Several, actually...
** Breastmilk: Not sure why, other than that it looks really awesome (and, obviously, sexy) squirting out.
** BritishAccents: Again, not sure why. Women just sound really hot when they talk like [[{{Leverage}} Sophie Devereaux]].
** [[{{Meganekko}} Glasses]]: You heard me. What's wrong with that?
** [[SensualSpandex Spandex]]: Looking at it more than wearing it, which is good because
final, Literotica Halloween contest entry. A [[HighOctaneNightmareFuel nobody wants serious horror story]] that just happens to see me in spandex]].
* FleetingPassionateHobbies
** Actual hobbies: Soccer, skateboarding, {{Lego}}, [=HTML=], bowling, karate, [[DanceBattler capoeira]], Muay Thai, [[LeParkour parkour]], fencing, and currently knife throwing.
** Works the same way with websites: Left the [[http://swfanon.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page Star Wars Fanon Wiki]] for UrbanDead, Urban Dead for HonorableHogwarts, Honorable Hogwarts for NationStates, Nation States for TVTropes and then the cycle repeated itself.
* GlassCannon: If you hit me first, I'm likely down for the count. If I block or dodge your first attack, say your prayers.
* HatesBeingTouched: At least, when I'm not expecting it. And/or you're not a hot chick. If you're a hot chick, you can touch me whenever, wherever and however you want.
* HonestyIsTheBestPolicy: To the point where someone trying to be subtle and/or tactful with me [[BerserkButton pisses me off]]. Ladies, don't drop little hints and expect me to get them. You've gotta come right out and say what you're thinking.
* HotBlooded: And then some.
* LonersAreFreaks
* MrImagination
* NeatFreak: Actually, only about my hands. Everything else can be as dirty as it wants, as long as I don't
have to ''touch'' it.
* NotAMorningPerson
* NotGoodWithPeople: Because, you know, HumansAreBastards.
* {{Parabombing}}: On {{Fora}}, I'm known as "The Dark Lord of the Parentheses" ([[DontExplainTheJoke it's]] a StarWars ShoutOut).
* PermaStubble: I've got a ridiculously low pain threshold, so I can't use anything sharper
sex in it, rather than an electric razor. It leaves stubble behind, and since the stubble actually looks pretty {{Badass}} I'm not complaining.
* {{Polyamory}}: I fully embrace it. Maybe there should be a section for [[EthicalSlut people
{{PWP}} like me]] on the TroperDatingService...
other two. Drew a comparison to StephenKing in a user-posted comment.
* RidiculouslyCuteCritter: My cat usually provokes an "aww" from people meeting her ''Candy Everybody Wants'' (work in progress): Due to heavy user demand on Literotica for a sequel to ''Candy For Candy'', Pinata is working to produce one.
* ''Happy Holidays, Damn It!'' (work in progress): Being written for Literotica's Winter Holidays Contest 2011. Quite possibly
the first time.
* RollingUpdates: Every single YKTTW I make. So don't say I didn't warn you, if I forget
story ever entered in that contest to add the tag.
* SlidingScaleOfIdealismVersusCynicism: I'm on the cynical side as far as [[{{DisproportionateRetribution}} what I want to see happen to villains]]. [[{{SwordOfTruth}} Terry Goodkind]] put it best with "Pity for the guilty is treason
be submitted to the innocent".
Erotic Horror section.
* SophisticatedAsHell
* [[StarvingArtist Starving Author]]: Or GiftedlyBad, depending on who you ask. Some people can't appreciate good {{Narm}}.
* StripPoker: I absolutely ''love'' it.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Margherita pizza. Tiramisu counts as well, if we're counting desserts.
** The weird thing about this is, I'm Irish.
* YourMileageMayVary
** Loved the [[{{Heroes}} Villains Arc]].
** Thought the [[{{HarryPotter}} Battle
''Ella Inseminated'' (work in progress): X-rated version of Hogwarts]] was the [[{{WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome}} least awesome thing ever]], and that Harry is now officially TheChick.
** Thinks [[{{Lost}} John Locke]] should die and stay dead.
** Admittedly I've not gotten to ''Naked Empire'' yet, but to me [[{{SwordOfTruth}} The Sword Of Truth]] has so far been
''EllaEnchanted'', being written for (what else?) Literotica. Not a case of SomeAnvilsNeedToBeDropped.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Tropes
contest entry.

! Tropes
that apply to Pinata's work:

* AbsoluteCleavage: Kaitlyn's slingshot bikini at the end of ''The Ghost Writer''. WordOfGod assures us that
this user's writing]]
is going to be a part of the CostumePorn in ''Candy Everybody Wants'' as well.
* ActionGirl: Around 90% Anything he's written taking place in the HarryPotter universe contains at least one example. ''TheSexStar'' contains four actual girls and two {{Hermaphrodite}} characters who ''might'' fit the bill.
* {{Adorkable}}: At least three characters in ''The Sex Star'', Sabrina in ''The Ghost Writer'' and two
of my female characters. The his characters on ''HonorableHogwarts'' are at least ''intended'' to be this.
* AllLoveIsUnrequited: A major recurring theme in his poetry. He even has a poem called "Unrequited".
* AllMenArePerverts: Applies to his {{Literotica}} stuff in a ''BIG'' way.
* AllWomenAreLustful: DoubleSubverted. There are characters in ''The Sex Star'' that need aphrodisiacs to get them really going, but once they get going they get ''[[AnythingThatMoves going]]''. Also pops up in some of his
other 10% stories where women are [[GirlWithPsychoWeapon even]] [[EldritchAbomination scarier]].
* AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs: Holy crap, do I use this a lot.
wary of/uninterested in sex, but then enjoy it once they start having it.
* {{Anvilicious}}: I'm not ''Happy Holidays, Damn It!'', but in a [[CrossesTheLineTwice very good at subtlety. Probably why I write [[{{Camp}} "grindhouse books"]].
funny way]].
* AscendedFanboy: Several AnythingThatMoves: Too many examples in my work.
to list. Even ''The Sex Star'' by itself has too many individual characters to whom this applies.
* AssholeVictim: Without this trope, I would have nothing to write about.
Pulled off a couple of times in ''The Ghost Writer'', and a few times in ''The Sex Star''. Also Jason's typical M.O. on ''HonorableHogwarts''.
* AuthorAppeal: My stories always seem to feature [[GirlOnGirlIsHot lesbian sex]], In massive quantities, as is the characters usually tend toward [[EthicalSlut non-monogamous lifestyles]], breastmilk and lactation are used as FetishFuel and my protagonists tend case with anyone who writes erotica.
* AuthorTract: ''Happy Holidays, Damn It!'' is about punishing a Christian girl for pushing her religion down everyone's throats by saying "Merry Christmas" instead of "Happy Holidays".
* BabyGotBack: Occurs at least once a story, in his Literotica stuff.
* BitchInSheepsClothing: Has occurred a few times. Usually leads
to take [[CruelAndUnusualDeath a hard line]] against the villains.
AssholeVictim.
* {{Badass}}: Every single BiTheWay: Any female character I've ever written.
who's not an example of AnythingThatMoves is probably this. Averted with most ([[HoYay but not all]]) male characters.
* BittersweetEnding: ''The Ghost Writer'', unless of course you consider it a DownerEnding.
* BlackAndGrayMorality: If there's By way of ItsNotRapeIfYouEnjoyedIt.
* BlackAndWhiteBeauty: See also AuthorAppeal. This guy definitely has
a recurring [[AnAesop Aesop]] "type".
* BondOneLiner: In Chapter 12 of ''The Sex Star'', and at the end of ''The Ghost Writer''. A couple of them have occurred on ''HonorableHogwarts'' as well.
* BoundAndGagged: Played ''with'', but never played straight. Characters are often bound, but never gagged. Pinata has been quoted as saying, "I like looking at women's faces too much to ruin them with masks, gags or blindfolds."
* BrainBleach: Trust us, you're gonna need it. Especially if you read his stuff on Literotica.
* BrainyBrunette: Considering the number of brunettes
in my work, his work (see also BlackAndWhiteBeauty), it's "Thou Shalt ''Absolutely'' Kill".
not surprising that this trope occurs quite often.
* BuxomIsBetter: Try and find a story on Literotica that ''doesn't'' play with this trope.
* CaptainErsatz: Usually It's not uncommon for him to inflict death base his {{Literotica}} characters on someone else's character who deserved but never got it.
women he's lusted after in RealLife, often giving the characters the same first names as their real-life counterparts.
* CrossesTheLineTwice: What I'm going for. Usually, anyway. If something is meant CatholicSchoolgirlsRule: Candy's trick-or-treat costume in ''Candy For Candy''; ''Happy Holidays, Damn It!'' takes place at an all-girls' school where the students wear uniforms like this, too.
* ClusterFBomb
* CostumePorn: Everything he's posted
to be taken seriously, [[EmotionalTorque you'll know it]].
Literotica except for ''The Sex Star'' (in which the characters aren't wearing ''anything'') has this.
* CountryMatters
* CruelAndUnusualDeath: The [[{{Gorn}} bloodier]], usual manner in which people are offed in ''The Sex Star'', ''The Ghost Writer'' and ''Honorable Hogwarts''. NobodyDies in his other Literotica stories.
* DarkerAndEdgier: Considering
the better.
* DarkIsNotEvil: You
way that CerebusSyndrome applies to ''The Sex Star'', and the way that {{Gorn}} and HighOctaneNightmareFuel apply to ''The Ghost Writer'', it's probably already figured out this was here before seeing it listed.
safe to say that his stuff on Literotica is at least intended to be Darker and Edgier than the other stories on the site.
** This is true of his poetry, too... non-limerick, completely serious pieces of raw, unbridled emotion with F-words in them.
* DeadpanSnarker: He loves doing this. The protagonist of ''The Ghost Writer'' is even a FirstPersonSnarker.
* EmotionalTorque: Turned UpToEleven in his poetry, although he also knows how to make a character's death scene awesomely tragic when writing fiction (as evidenced in ''The Sex Star'', as well as with certain characters on ''Honorable Hogwarts'').
* EthicalSlut: Most Pinata is one himself, so this is a common enough trope in his work.
* TheFairFolk: The subject
of my characters are ''The Ghost Writer'', though it reads almost like me in this regard.
* ExoticEquipment: One
a CosmicHorrorStory at times and is therefore an even darker interpretation of the most fun tropes to play with.
"evil fae" than usual.
* ExploitationFilm: You could call what I write "exploitation books".
{{Fanservice}}
* GirlOnGirlIsHot: And happens a ''lot'' in anything that I'm writing.
FetishFuel
* GettingCrapPastTheRadar: See also {{Gorn}}.
* GoodBadGirl
* {{Gorn}}: My goal The deaths in ''The Ghost Writer'' are extremely graphic, especially considering Literotica's usual stance against such things. Also, as is noted on its trope page, ''HonorableHogwarts''.
* {{Goth}}: Francesca in ''Sea Dog Cemetery'', according
to have at least one book critic refer WordOfGod.
* HalfTheManHeUsedToBe: Happens
to at least one of my works as "the bloodiest book ever written".
* HighOctaneNightmareFuel: I write a lot of horror. People tell me I do it quite well.
* {{HSQ}}: As much as possible.
* ImAHumanitarian: A commonly recurring trope among my villains. True of a couple of heroic
the characters in ''The Ghost Writer'', as well.
well as a couple on ''Honorable Hogwarts''.
* LikeYouWouldReallyDoIt: Trust me, I would. I ''don't'' always, ImmodestOrgasm
* IntentionalNightmareFuel: ''The Ghost Writer''. Also, the [[TheGrudge Saeki]] arc on ''HonorableHogwarts'' and the HellIsThatNoise segments of each greenhouse scene in ''The Sex Star''.
* KickTheSonOfABitch: As is also the case when he writes under his real name, villains are ''not'' treated kindly in this guy's work.
* LesYay: [[GirlOnGirlIsHot And then some]].
** [[BeyondTheImpossible And then some more on top of that]].
* MindRape: ''Candy For Candy'' is a mind-control story.
* PrecisionFStrike: Done in at least three of his poems.
* RapeAsDrama: It's now officially GratuitousRape in ''The Sex Star''.
* ReallyGetsAround
* ReallySevenHundredYearsOld
* ShoutOut: ''The Ghost Writer'' contains Shout Outs to both TVTropes and TheOtherWiki; ''Sea Dog Cemetery'' takes place at, and therefore exists as a ShoutOut to, Busch Gardens theme park in Williamsburg, Virginia; ''The Sex Star'' is ReferenceOverdosed.
** Pinata has been quoted as saying that he'd like to see a Sex Star DrinkingGame where people take shots every time they catch a StarWars reference.
* SpankTheCutie
* {{Stripperific}}: As is common in erotica. See also CostumePorn.
* SureWhyNot: His response to being asked whether he was going to write a sequel to ''Candy For Candy''.
* TakeThat: He's proven to be pretty thick-skinned when it comes to ''constructive'' criticism,
but I would.
* NarmCharm: Basically what
if you offer him [[JerkWithAHeartOfJerk unconstructive]] criticism, be prepared for an ArmorPiercingInsult or two.
** Example: One of the people who commented on ''Candy For Candy'' posted simply "lame..."; his response was "Since you're already [[RalphWiggum monosyllabic]],
I'm shooting for.
* {{Reincarnation}}: If
not going to pick on you see a character named Nick, Nicholas, Nikolai, [[GenderBender Nikki, Nikita or Nicolette]], it's too much. [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Retards have it bad enough already]].
* {{Troperiffic}}: Comes from
the same guy as everyone else with those names. In an early work, he states fact that he's died 429 times.
* ShoutOut: At least 5 or 6 times
a book.
* {{Squick}}: If you ''don't'' get squicked reading my work, you're unsquickable.
* TitleDrop: Tends to happen a lot. Usually an unintentional and/or unavoidable thing.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:PerverseSexualLust]]
* PerverseSexualLust:
** [[{{StarWars}} Princess Leia]]. The first half-hour or so of ''Return of the Jedi'' caused me to grow up a lot more quickly than I otherwise would have.
** [[{{DieAnotherDay}} Miranda Frost.]] Not quite sure why she's my favorite BondGirl... maybe it's the [[{{DarkActionGirl}} way she handles a sword]]. Maybe it's because EvilIsSexy. Or maybe it's the accent.
** [[Series/{{TheAvengers}} Miss Emma Peel]]. Nobody ever wore a SpyCatsuit better. Also, that British accent again... gets me every time.
** [[{{Frasier}} Daphne Moon]]. Sexiest voice EVER, and also the closest thing ''{{Frasier}}'' had to a MsFanService.
** [[{{MacGyver}} Penny Parker]]. Before she was a [[{{DesperateHousewives}} Desperate Housewife]], Teri Hatcher was [[{{MacGyver}} MacGyver's]] MsFanService. If only she had been on there more often...
** [[{{TwentyFour}} Kim Bauer]]. Yes, I know she's almost universally reviled by fans... but I kinda miss her.
** [[{{Charmed}} Phoebe and Paige Halliwell]]. Okay, all four sisters, but specifically those two, preferably in a LesYay situation.
** [[{{TheKingOfFighters}} Mai Shiranui]]. Probably because she was the first animated character whose ass I ever caught a glimpse of, though {{Gainaxing}} probably has a lot to do with it too.
** [[{{Primeval}} Abby Maitland]]. Again, the British accent has something to do with it. Also, she parades around in her underwear OnceAnEpisode in the first season.
** [[{{XMen}} Psylocke]]. The reasons should be pretty much obvious, though the specific style of outfit worn has a ''lot'' to do with it.
** [[{{BuffyTheVampireSlayer}} Jenny Calendar]]. Never has the Van Halen song "Hot For Teacher" been more appropriate.
** [[{{HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse}} Teela]]. Don't tell me I'm the only one who did unspeakable things to her action figure.
** [[{{TwoAndAHalfMen}} Rose]]. Since there's no link, from ''Two And A Half Men''. Yes, I know she's a stalker, but if she handcuffed herself naked to my fridge I'd take advantage of the convenient location and spend the rest of the day licking various foods off of her body.
** [[{{Series.Heroes}} Claire Bennett.]] Maybe it's the [[{{FetishFuel}} cheerleader outfit]]. Maybe the {{Wangst}} causes me to have protective feelings toward her. Or maybe it's PowerPerversionPotential... she can take a ''lot'' of punishment.
** [[{{Tekken}} Nina Williams]]. A character in a fighting video game who wears a ''purple'' (it's my favorite color) SpyCatsuit? Awesome.
** [[{{ER}} Samantha Taggart]]. [[{{HelloNurse}} Hello, nurse!]]
** [[{{GreysAnatomy}} Lexie Grey]].
** [[{{EllaEnchanted}} Ella of Frell]]. ''Anne Hathaway'' has to obey any command she's given? I'm surprised there's not more X-rated FanFic. Update: I'm currently writing one.
** [[{{TrueBlood}} Sookie Stackhouse]]. MsFanService is the ''main character''? And she's played by Anna [[{{BattlestarGalactica}} Frackin']] Paquin? This is awesome.
** [[RizzoliAndIsles Maura Isles]]. It's ridiculous [[GeekyTurnOn how much]] [[{{Adorkable}} I have in common with this character]].
** [[TheGoodGuys Samantha]]. For the same reasons as Dr. Isles, but she's more [[PaleSkinnedBrunette my]] [[{{Meganekko}} type]] physically as well.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Disliked Tropes]]
* AdaptationDecay: Since I'm a writer myself, I guess maybe I take it personally even though it's happening to other people's work.
* BadassDecay
** {{Chickification}}
*** FalseActionGirl
* TheCape
** IfYouKillHimYouWillBeJustLikeHim
** StupidGood
*** [[XWingSeries Iella Wessiri]]
*** HarryPotter
*** [[NoOrdinaryFamily Jim Powell]]
** SlaveToPR
** ThouShaltNotKill
* ClingyJealousGirl / CrazyJealousGuy: A major dealbreaker for me, both in my real-life relationships and in my ability to identify with fictional characters.
* GratuitousFrench: Speak French? I'd rather masturbate with a cheese grater.
* KarmaHoudini
* KillTheCutie: I'm going to go ahead and invoke my last name here. Frost's law: You do '''NOT''' kill off the hottest character on the show.
** [[TropesAreNotBad Exception]]: Unless you're having her get reincarnated as someone even hotter.
* MoralGuardians
** {{Bowdlerization}}
** {{Disneyfication}}
* NoBisexuals
* SexIsEvil
* {{Shipping}}: Since it excludes other characters besides the ones being shipped from the bedroom. Monogamy is overrated.
* WillTheyOrWontThey: Let's just say TheyDo and get it over with.
* {{Yandere}}: This character type [[NightmareFuel scares the fucking hell out of me]], [[TropesAreNotGood and not in a good way]].
* YourCheatingHeart: Seriously, if you're old enough to have sex, you're old enough to share. They taught us how to share in preschool, remember?
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Stuff I Like]]
* [[TwentyFour 24]]
* {{Alien}}
* AmericanGothic
* {{Angel}}
* BadDudes
* TheBelgariad
* BlueBloods
* BostonLegal
* BreakingBad
* BuffyTheVampireSlayer
* BurnNotice
* {{Cell}}
* {{Centipede}}
* {{Charmed}}
* {{Contra}}
* TheCrazies
* {{Daybreakers}}
* DieHard
* {{Dollhouse}}
* {{Doom}}
* DragMeToHell
* EmersonLakeAndPalmer
* {{ER}}
* {{Evanescence}}
* FearItself
* {{Firefly}}
* FromDuskTillDawn
* TheGoodGuys
* {{Grindhouse}}
* TheGrudge
* {{Haven}}
* {{Hellcats}}
* HonorableHogwarts
* HowIMetYourMother
* {{It}}
* JamesBond
* JRRTolkien
* KingCrimson
* TheLeagueOfExtraordinaryGentlemen
* LegendaryWings
* {{Ludo}}
* MagicTheGathering
* TheMatrix
* {{Metallica}}
* TheMiddle
* ModernFamily
* MrBrooks
* NationStates
* NewJediOrder
* {{Nikita}}
* PinkFloyd
* {{Portishead}}
* ThePractice
* {{Predator}}
* RaisingTheBar
* {{RED}}
* ReservoirDogs
* TheRing
* RizzoliAndIsles
* RoleModels
* SarahMcLachlan
* {{Serenity}}
* TheSimpsons
* SinCity
* {{Speed}}
* StarWars
* {{Tekken}}
* ThirteenGhosts
* TheThrawnTrilogy
* TrueBlood
* TVTropes
* UrbanDead
* TheUsualSuspects
* {{Watchmen}}
* Wolfenstein3D
* XMen
* XWingSeries
[[/folder]]
[[{{Tropers.EnemyMayan}} user here]].
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** [[{{TheAvengers}} Miss Emma Peel]]. Nobody ever wore a SpyCatsuit better. Also, that British accent again... gets me every time.

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** [[{{TheAvengers}} [[Series/{{TheAvengers}} Miss Emma Peel]]. Nobody ever wore a SpyCatsuit better. Also, that British accent again... gets me every time.




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Update: I've left TV Tropes now. I was willing to put up with my favorite trope names being changed to less fun things, and even though it left a bad taste in my mouth not even the deletion of the IJBM forum could drive me away... but the campaign to "[[CensorshipTropes clean up]]" the TroperTales section is too much. As with other sites that have been invaded by MoralGuardians, I'm jumping off the ship before it sinks.

I had some good times here. I'll miss most of you. If anyone chose to watch this page, I'm truly honored that you felt I was worth that much attention, and hope that I made it worth your while.

If you agree with me about the censorship, put a RedLink to WritersAgainstTvTropes somewhere on your contributor page. Trying to make it a blue link would just get it slapped down by a mod, so a red link makes a much more effective statement... the page should never actually be created.
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* HonestyIsTheBestPolicy: To the point where someone trying to be subtle and/or tactful with me [[BerserkButton pisses me off]]. Ladies, don't drop little hints and expect me to get them. You've gotta come right out and say what you're thinking.


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* PermaStubble: I've got a ridiculously low pain threshold, so I can't use anything sharper than an electric razor. It leaves stubble behind, and since the stubble actually looks pretty {{Badass}} I'm not complaining.


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Pleasant day {{PLATTER}} compatriot! Tropers/RedWren dropping in to say hi.
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