History Tropers / Pinata

* BabyGotBack: Occurs at least once a story, in his Literotica stuff.

'''Pinata''' is the internet screen name of ''Mythology101Cycle'' author Jeremy Frost. He has written several poems, a few short stories and a little bit of FanFiction under this name while [[DevelopmentHell waiting for the first Mythology 101 book to finally be completed. Which it isn't yet]]. He is also a regular contributor to ''HonorableHogwarts'', and is known by Pinata there too.

** Pinata has been quoted as saying that he'd like to see a Sex Star DrinkingGame where people take shots (or, alternatively, [[StripPoker remove articles of clothing]]) every time they catch a StarWars reference.

* ''TheSexStar'': WebSerialNovel written for {{Literotica}}, currently on Chapter 12.

* ''The Ghost Writer'': The third, and final, Literotica Halloween contest entry. A [[HighOctaneNightmareFuel serious horror story]] that just happens to have sex in it, rather than {{PWP}} like the other two. Drew a comparison to StephenKing in a user-posted comment.

* ''Happy Holidays, Damn It!'' (work in progress): Being written for Literotica's Winter Holidays Contest 2011. Quite possibly the first story ever entered in that contest to be submitted to the Erotic Horror section.

* AuthorTract: ''Happy Holidays, Damn It!'' is about punishing a Christian girl for pushing her religion down everyone's throats by saying "Merry Christmas" instead of "Happy Holidays".

* MindRape: ''Candy For Candy'' is a mind-control story.

** Pinata has been quoted as saying that he'd like to see a Sex Star DrinkingGame where people take shots every time they catch a StarWars reference.

Update: I've left TV Tropes now. I was willing to put up with my favorite trope names being changed to less fun things, and even though it left a bad taste in my mouth not even the deletion of the IJBM forum could drive me away... but the campaign to "[[CensorshipTropes clean up]]" the TroperTales section is too much. As with other sites that have been invaded by MoralGuardians, I'm jumping off the ship before it sinks.

I had some good times here. I'll miss most of you. If anyone chose to watch this page, I'm truly honored that you felt I was worth that much attention, and hope that I made it worth your while.

If you agree with me about the censorship, put a RedLink to WritersAgainstTvTropes somewhere on your contributor page. Trying to make it a blue link would just get it slapped down by a mod, so a red link makes a much more effective statement... the page should never actually be created.

Vitals: Male, 31, American, single, pagan

Occupation: [[{{DevelopmentHell}} unpublished author]], Official Candy Container for {{PLATTER}}

If anyone's interested, I'm registered with the TroperDatingService.

Removed the disclaimer. Yes, it was my CrowningMomentOfFunny, but now that the Rape The Dog page has been [[DeaderThanDead completely and utterly done away with]] it had a [[BerserkButton red link]] in it.

I'm still pissed off at the name change. [[HypocriticalHumor You guys really crossed the Moral Event Horizon by doing that.]]

Page updated. Now with [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome FOLDERS!]]

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[[folder:Vandalism Section]]
Vandalize my page here. Comments from other tropers are welcome in this folder, even negative comments ([[SincerityMode seriously, be honest with me]]). Comments from other tropers in other sections of the page will be [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill tortured, raped, murdered and set on fire]].

Pleasant day {{PLATTER}} compatriot! Tropers/RedWren dropping in to say hi.

Your page isn't a virgin anymore; try not to call me ok? - @/{{Kino}}
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[[folder:Pages Created]]
* AccidentalAimingSkills
* {{Balligomingo}}
* ConvertedFanboy
* HalfTheManHeUsedToBe
* ''HonorableHogwarts''
* ''LegendaryWings''
* ''Mythology101Cycle''
* PregnantBadass
* ''RaisingTheBar''
* TerseTalker
* WhiteShirtOfDeath
* [[YoureDrinkingBreastMilk You're Drinking Breast Milk]]
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[[folder:Tropes that apply to this user]]
* AfraidOfNeedles
* AwesomenessByAnalysis (See below)
* BadassBookworm: I know four different ways to kill a man with my bare hands. I ''learned them all from books''.
* BrilliantButLazy: Probably why my [[Mythology101Cycle novel]] is in DevelopmentHell. If I stopped procrastinating on it, it'd be published in no time.
* CharacterTics: I may or may not have something in the Asperger's/Tourette's family. I certainly make a lot of involuntary movements, and I also say [[VerbalTic "cunt"]] a lot more than is probably advisable.
* ChivalrousPervert
* CloudCuckoolander
* TheCombatPragmatist: To a certain extent... I have honor-related qualms about most forms of [[DirtyCoward ranged combat]], but biting, eye gouging and groin kicks are standard practice for me.
* ADarkerMe ([[http://z12.invisionfree.com/Honorable_Hogwarts/index.php?showuser=13 This guy]]. He's my main RPG character, and the perfect example of a WellIntentionedExtremist... the thing is, he's largely based on me.
* DisContinuity
** Silver -- and ''only'' silver -- can kill a werewolf. Therefore, [[{{HarryPotter}} Remus Lupin]] is still alive... ''Avada Kedavra'' only knocked him unconscious.
* EthicalSlut: And then some.
* FanFic: Yes, I write them. Both the erotic and non-erotic varieties.
* {{Fetish}}: Several, actually...
** Breastmilk: Not sure why, other than that it looks really awesome (and, obviously, sexy) squirting out.
** BritishAccents: Again, not sure why. Women just sound really hot when they talk like [[{{Leverage}} Sophie Devereaux]].
** [[{{Meganekko}} Glasses]]: You heard me. What's wrong with that?
** [[SensualSpandex Spandex]]: Looking at it more than wearing it, which is good because [[HighOctaneNightmareFuel nobody wants to see me in spandex]].
* FleetingPassionateHobbies
** Actual hobbies: Soccer, skateboarding, {{Lego}}, [=HTML=], bowling, karate, [[DanceBattler capoeira]], Muay Thai, [[LeParkour parkour]], fencing, and currently knife throwing.
** Works the same way with websites: Left the [[http://swfanon.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page Star Wars Fanon Wiki]] for UrbanDead, Urban Dead for HonorableHogwarts, Honorable Hogwarts for NationStates, Nation States for TVTropes and then the cycle repeated itself.
* GlassCannon: If you hit me first, I'm likely down for the count. If I block or dodge your first attack, say your prayers.
* HatesBeingTouched: At least, when I'm not expecting it. And/or you're not a hot chick. If you're a hot chick, you can touch me whenever, wherever and however you want.
* HonestyIsTheBestPolicy: To the point where someone trying to be subtle and/or tactful with me [[BerserkButton pisses me off]]. Ladies, don't drop little hints and expect me to get them. You've gotta come right out and say what you're thinking.
* HotBlooded: And then some.
* LonersAreFreaks
* MrImagination
* NeatFreak: Actually, only about my hands. Everything else can be as dirty as it wants, as long as I don't have to ''touch'' it.
* NotAMorningPerson
* NotGoodWithPeople: Because, you know, HumansAreBastards.
* {{Parabombing}}: On {{Fora}}, I'm known as "The Dark Lord of the Parentheses" ([[DontExplainTheJoke it's]] a StarWars ShoutOut).
* PermaStubble: I've got a ridiculously low pain threshold, so I can't use anything sharper than an electric razor. It leaves stubble behind, and since the stubble actually looks pretty {{Badass}} I'm not complaining.
* {{Polyamory}}: I fully embrace it. Maybe there should be a section for [[EthicalSlut people like me]] on the TroperDatingService...
* RidiculouslyCuteCritter: My cat usually provokes an "aww" from people meeting her for the first time.
* RollingUpdates: Every single YKTTW I make. So don't say I didn't warn you, if I forget to add the tag.
* SlidingScaleOfIdealismVersusCynicism: I'm on the cynical side as far as [[{{DisproportionateRetribution}} what I want to see happen to villains]]. [[{{SwordOfTruth}} Terry Goodkind]] put it best with "Pity for the guilty is treason to the innocent".
* SophisticatedAsHell
* [[StarvingArtist Starving Author]]: Or GiftedlyBad, depending on who you ask. Some people can't appreciate good {{Narm}}.
* StripPoker: I absolutely ''love'' it.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Margherita pizza. Tiramisu counts as well, if we're counting desserts.
** The weird thing about this is, I'm Irish.
* YourMileageMayVary
** Loved the [[{{Heroes}} Villains Arc]].
** Thought the [[{{HarryPotter}} Battle of Hogwarts]] was the [[{{WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome}} least awesome thing ever]], and that Harry is now officially TheChick.
** Thinks [[{{Lost}} John Locke]] should die and stay dead.
** Admittedly I've not gotten to ''Naked Empire'' yet, but to me [[{{SwordOfTruth}} The Sword Of Truth]] has so far been a case of SomeAnvilsNeedToBeDropped.
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[[folder:Tropes that apply to this user's writing]]
* ActionGirl: Around 90% of my female characters. The other 10% are [[GirlWithPsychoWeapon even]] [[EldritchAbomination scarier]].
* AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs: Holy crap, do I use this a lot.
* {{Anvilicious}}: I'm not very good at subtlety. Probably why I write [[{{Camp}} "grindhouse books"]].
* AscendedFanboy: Several examples in my work.
* AssholeVictim: Without this trope, I would have nothing to write about.
* AuthorAppeal: My stories always seem to feature [[GirlOnGirlIsHot lesbian sex]], the characters usually tend toward [[EthicalSlut non-monogamous lifestyles]], breastmilk and lactation are used as FetishFuel and my protagonists tend to take [[CruelAndUnusualDeath a hard line]] against the villains.
* {{Badass}}: Every single character I've ever written.
* BlackAndGrayMorality: If there's a recurring [[AnAesop Aesop]] in my work, it's "Thou Shalt ''Absolutely'' Kill".
* CaptainErsatz: Usually to inflict death on someone else's character who deserved but never got it.
* CrossesTheLineTwice: What I'm going for. Usually, anyway. If something is meant to be taken seriously, [[EmotionalTorque you'll know it]].
* CruelAndUnusualDeath: The [[{{Gorn}} bloodier]], the better.
* DarkIsNotEvil: You probably already figured out this was here before seeing it listed.
* EthicalSlut: Most of my characters are like me in this regard.
* ExoticEquipment: One of the most fun tropes to play with.
* ExploitationFilm: You could call what I write "exploitation books".
* GirlOnGirlIsHot: And happens a ''lot'' in anything that I'm writing.
* {{Gorn}}: My goal is to have at least one book critic refer to at least one of my works as "the bloodiest book ever written".
* HighOctaneNightmareFuel: I write a lot of horror. People tell me I do it quite well.
* {{HSQ}}: As much as possible.
* ImAHumanitarian: A commonly recurring trope among my villains. True of a couple of heroic characters as well.
* LikeYouWouldReallyDoIt: Trust me, I would. I ''don't'' always, but I would.
* NarmCharm: Basically what I'm shooting for.
* {{Reincarnation}}: If you see a character named Nick, Nicholas, Nikolai, [[GenderBender Nikki, Nikita or Nicolette]], it's the same guy as everyone else with those names. In an early work, he states that he's died 429 times.
* ShoutOut: At least 5 or 6 times a book.
* {{Squick}}: If you ''don't'' get squicked reading my work, you're unsquickable.
* TitleDrop: Tends to happen a lot. Usually an unintentional and/or unavoidable thing.
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[[folder:PerverseSexualLust]]
* PerverseSexualLust:
** [[{{StarWars}} Princess Leia]]. The first half-hour or so of ''Return of the Jedi'' caused me to grow up a lot more quickly than I otherwise would have.
** [[{{DieAnotherDay}} Miranda Frost.]] Not quite sure why she's my favorite BondGirl... maybe it's the [[{{DarkActionGirl}} way she handles a sword]]. Maybe it's because EvilIsSexy. Or maybe it's the accent.
** [[Series/{{TheAvengers}} Miss Emma Peel]]. Nobody ever wore a SpyCatsuit better. Also, that British accent again... gets me every time.
** [[{{Frasier}} Daphne Moon]]. Sexiest voice EVER, and also the closest thing ''{{Frasier}}'' had to a MsFanService.
** [[{{MacGyver}} Penny Parker]]. Before she was a [[{{DesperateHousewives}} Desperate Housewife]], Teri Hatcher was [[{{MacGyver}} MacGyver's]] MsFanService. If only she had been on there more often...
** [[{{TwentyFour}} Kim Bauer]]. Yes, I know she's almost universally reviled by fans... but I kinda miss her.
** [[{{Charmed}} Phoebe and Paige Halliwell]]. Okay, all four sisters, but specifically those two, preferably in a LesYay situation.
** [[{{TheKingOfFighters}} Mai Shiranui]]. Probably because she was the first animated character whose ass I ever caught a glimpse of, though {{Gainaxing}} probably has a lot to do with it too.
** [[{{Primeval}} Abby Maitland]]. Again, the British accent has something to do with it. Also, she parades around in her underwear OnceAnEpisode in the first season.
** [[{{XMen}} Psylocke]]. The reasons should be pretty much obvious, though the specific style of outfit worn has a ''lot'' to do with it.
** [[{{BuffyTheVampireSlayer}} Jenny Calendar]]. Never has the Van Halen song "Hot For Teacher" been more appropriate.
** [[{{HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse}} Teela]]. Don't tell me I'm the only one who did unspeakable things to her action figure.
** [[{{TwoAndAHalfMen}} Rose]]. Since there's no link, from ''Two And A Half Men''. Yes, I know she's a stalker, but if she handcuffed herself naked to my fridge I'd take advantage of the convenient location and spend the rest of the day licking various foods off of her body.
** [[{{Series.Heroes}} Claire Bennett.]] Maybe it's the [[{{FetishFuel}} cheerleader outfit]]. Maybe the {{Wangst}} causes me to have protective feelings toward her. Or maybe it's PowerPerversionPotential... she can take a ''lot'' of punishment.
** [[{{Tekken}} Nina Williams]]. A character in a fighting video game who wears a ''purple'' (it's my favorite color) SpyCatsuit? Awesome.
** [[{{ER}} Samantha Taggart]]. [[{{HelloNurse}} Hello, nurse!]]
** [[{{GreysAnatomy}} Lexie Grey]].
** [[{{EllaEnchanted}} Ella of Frell]]. ''Anne Hathaway'' has to obey any command she's given? I'm surprised there's not more X-rated FanFic. Update: I'm currently writing one.
** [[{{TrueBlood}} Sookie Stackhouse]]. MsFanService is the ''main character''? And she's played by Anna [[{{BattlestarGalactica}} Frackin']] Paquin? This is awesome.
** [[RizzoliAndIsles Maura Isles]]. It's ridiculous [[GeekyTurnOn how much]] [[{{Adorkable}} I have in common with this character]].
** [[TheGoodGuys Samantha]]. For the same reasons as Dr. Isles, but she's more [[PaleSkinnedBrunette my]] [[{{Meganekko}} type]] physically as well.
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[[folder:Disliked Tropes]]
* AdaptationDecay: Since I'm a writer myself, I guess maybe I take it personally even though it's happening to other people's work.
* BadassDecay
** {{Chickification}}
*** FalseActionGirl
* TheCape
** IfYouKillHimYouWillBeJustLikeHim
** StupidGood
*** [[XWingSeries Iella Wessiri]]
*** HarryPotter
*** [[NoOrdinaryFamily Jim Powell]]
** SlaveToPR
** ThouShaltNotKill
* ClingyJealousGirl / CrazyJealousGuy: A major dealbreaker for me, both in my real-life relationships and in my ability to identify with fictional characters.
* GratuitousFrench: Speak French? I'd rather masturbate with a cheese grater.
* KarmaHoudini
* KillTheCutie: I'm going to go ahead and invoke my last name here. Frost's law: You do '''NOT''' kill off the hottest character on the show.
** [[TropesAreNotBad Exception]]: Unless you're having her get reincarnated as someone even hotter.
* MoralGuardians
** {{Bowdlerization}}
** {{Disneyfication}}
* NoBisexuals
* SexIsEvil
* {{Shipping}}: Since it excludes other characters besides the ones being shipped from the bedroom. Monogamy is overrated.
* WillTheyOrWontThey: Let's just say TheyDo and get it over with.
* {{Yandere}}: This character type [[NightmareFuel scares the fucking hell out of me]], [[TropesAreNotGood and not in a good way]].
* YourCheatingHeart: Seriously, if you're old enough to have sex, you're old enough to share. They taught us how to share in preschool, remember?
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[[folder:Stuff I Like]]
* [[TwentyFour 24]]
* {{Alien}}
* AmericanGothic
* {{Angel}}
* BadDudes
* TheBelgariad
* BlueBloods
* BostonLegal
* BreakingBad
* BuffyTheVampireSlayer
* BurnNotice
* {{Cell}}
* {{Centipede}}
* {{Charmed}}
* {{Contra}}
* TheCrazies
* {{Daybreakers}}
* DieHard
* {{Dollhouse}}
* {{Doom}}
* DragMeToHell
* EmersonLakeAndPalmer
* {{ER}}
* {{Evanescence}}
* FearItself
* {{Firefly}}
* FromDuskTillDawn
* TheGoodGuys
* {{Grindhouse}}
* TheGrudge
* {{Haven}}
* {{Hellcats}}
* HonorableHogwarts
* HowIMetYourMother
* {{It}}
* JamesBond
* JRRTolkien
* KingCrimson
* TheLeagueOfExtraordinaryGentlemen
* LegendaryWings
* {{Ludo}}
* MagicTheGathering
* TheMatrix
* {{Metallica}}
* TheMiddle
* ModernFamily
* MrBrooks
* NationStates
* NewJediOrder
* {{Nikita}}
* PinkFloyd
* {{Portishead}}
* ThePractice
* {{Predator}}
* RaisingTheBar
* {{RED}}
* ReservoirDogs
* TheRing
* RizzoliAndIsles
* RoleModels
* SarahMcLachlan
* {{Serenity}}
* TheSimpsons
* SinCity
* {{Speed}}
* StarWars
* {{Tekken}}
* ThirteenGhosts
* TheThrawnTrilogy
* TrueBlood
* TVTropes
* UrbanDead
* TheUsualSuspects
* {{Watchmen}}
* Wolfenstein3D
* XMen
* XWingSeries
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** [[{{TheAvengers}} Miss Emma Peel]]. Nobody ever wore a SpyCatsuit better. Also, that British accent again... gets me every time.

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Your page isn't a virgin anymore; try not to call me ok? - @/{{Kino}}

** [[{{GreysAnatomy}} Lexie Grey]]. [[XJustX Just Lexie Grey]].

** LawfulStupid

* CharacterTics: I may or may not have something in the Asperger's/Tourette's family. I certain make a lot of involuntary movements, and I also say [[VerbalTic "cunt"]] a lot more than is probably advisable.

* TheMatrixTrilogy

Vandalize my page here. Comments from other tropers are welcome in this folder, even negative comments (seriously, be honest with me). Comments from other tropers in other sections of the page will be [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill raped, murdered and set on fire]].

* AuthorAppeal: My stories always seem to feature lesbian sex, the characters usually tend toward non-monogamous lifestyles, breastmilk and lactation are used as FetishFuel and my protagonists tend to take [[CruelAndUnusualDeath a hard line]] against the villains.

* CrossesTheLineTwice: What I'm going for.

* LikeYouWouldReallyDoIt: Trust me, I would.

** Glasses: You heard me. What's wrong with that?

* YuriFanboy

* CruelAndUnusualDeath: The [[{{Gorn bloodier]], the better.

* TitleDrop: Tends to happen a lot. Usually an unintentional thing.

Pages created:

Tropes that apply to this user (TooMuchInformation warning):

* AuthorAppeal (For [[GirlOnGirlIsHot some reason]], everything I write winds up having lesbians in it)

* BadassBookworm (I know four different ways to kill a man with my bare hands. I ''learned them all from books''.)

* TheCombatPragmatist (To a certain extent... I have honor-related qualms about most forms of [[DirtyCoward ranged combat]], but biting, eye gouging and groin kicks are standard practice for me.)

* FanFic (Yes, I write them. Both the erotic and non-erotic varieties.)
* {{Fetish}} (Several, actually...)

* GlassCannon (If you hit me first, I'm likely down for the count. If I block or dodge your first attack, say your prayers.)
* HotBlooded (And then some.)
* KissingCousins (I made out with my cousin once. We didn't go any farther than that. To be fair, she was doing her best to be MsFanservice that day.)

* NeatFreak (Actually, only about my hands. Everything else can be as dirty as it wants, as long as I don't have to ''touch'' it.
* NightmareFuelStationAttendant (If you don't get {{Squicked}} reading my work, you're unsquickable.)
* NotGoodWithPeople (Because, you know, HumansAreBastards.)
* {{Parabombing}} (On {{Fora}}, I'm known as "The Dark Lord of the Parentheses" ([[DontExplainTheJoke it's]] a StarWars ShoutOut)).
* PerverseSexualLust:
** [[{{StarWars}} Princess Leia]]. The first half-hour or so of ''Return of the Jedi'' caused me to grow up a lot more quickly than I otherwise would have.
** [[{{DieAnotherDay}} Miranda Frost.]] Not quite sure why she's my favorite BondGirl... maybe it's the [[{{DarkActionGirl}} way she handles a sword]]. Maybe it's because EvilIsSexy. Or maybe it's the accent.
** [[{{TheAvengers}} Miss Emma Peel]]. Nobody ever wore a SpyCatsuit better. Also, that British accent again... gets me every time.
** [[{{Frasier}} Daphne Moon]]. Sexiest voice EVER, and also the closest thing ''{{Frasier}}'' had to a MsFanService.
** [[{{MacGyver}} Penny Parker]]. Before she was a [[{{DesperateHousewives}} Desperate Housewife]], Teri Hatcher was [[{{MacGyver}} MacGyver's]] MsFanService. If only she had been on there more often...
** [[{{TwentyFour}} Kim Bauer]]. Yes, I know she's almost universally reviled by fans... but I kinda miss her.
** [[{{Charmed}} Phoebe and Paige Halliwell]]. Okay, all four sisters, but specifically those two, preferably in a LesYay situation.
** [[{{TheKingOfFighters}} Mai Shiranui]]. Probably because she was the first animated character whose ass I ever caught a glimpse of, though {{Gainaxing}} probably has a lot to do with it too.
** [[{{Primeval}} Abby Maitland]]. Again, the British accent has something to do with it. Also, she parades around in her underwear OnceAnEpisode in the first season.
** [[{{XMen}} Psylocke]]. The reasons should be pretty much obvious, though the specific style of outfit worn has a ''lot'' to do with it.
** [[{{BuffyTheVampireSlayer}} Jenny Calendar]]. Never has the Van Halen song "Hot For Teacher" been more appropriate.
** [[{{HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse}} Teela]]. Don't tell me I'm the only one who did unspeakable things to her action figure.
** [[{{TwoAndAHalfMen}} Rose]]. Since there's no link, from ''Two And A Half Men''. Yes, I know she's a stalker, but if she handcuffed herself naked to my fridge I'd take advantage of the convenient location and spend the rest of the day licking various foods off of her body.
** [[{{Series.Heroes}} Claire Bennett.]] Maybe it's the [[{{FetishFuel}} cheerleader outfit]]. Maybe the {{Wangst}} causes me to have protective feelings toward her. Or maybe it's PowerPerversionPotential... she can take a ''lot'' of punishment.
** [[{{Tekken}} Nina Williams]]. A character in a fighting video game who wears a ''purple'' (it's my favorite color) SpyCatsuit? Awesome.
** [[{{ER}} Samantha Taggart]]. [[{{HelloNurse}} Hello, nurse!]]
** [[{{GreysAnatomy}} Lexie Grey]]. [[XJustX Just Lexie Grey]].
** [[{{EllaEnchanted}} Ella of Frell]]. ''Anne Hathaway'' has to obey any command she's given? I'm surprised there's not more X-rated FanFic. Update: I'm currently writing one.
** [[{{TrueBlood}} Sookie Stackhouse]]. MsFanService is the ''main character''? And she's played by Anna [[{{BattlestarGalactica}} Frackin']] Paquin? This is awesome.
** [[RizzoliAndIsles Maura Isles]]. It's ridiculous [[GeekyTurnOn how much I have in common with this character]].
* {{Polyamory}} (I fully embrace it. Maybe there should be a section for [[EthicalSlut people like me]] on the TroperDatingService...)
* RidiculouslyCuteCritter (My cat usually provokes an "aww" from people meeting her for the first time.
* RollingUpdates (Every single YKTTW I make. So don't say I didn't warn you, if I forget to add the tag.)
* SlidingScaleOfIdealismVersusCynicism (I'm on the cynical side as far as [[{{DisproportionateRetribution}} what I want to see happen to villains]]. [[{{SwordOfTruth}} Terry Goodkind]] put it best with "Pity for the guilty is treason to the innocent".
* StripPoker (I absolutely ''love'' it.)

Pinata forgets to check his discussion page. Don't take it personally, he ForgetsToEat too. Pinata may cause Windows Vista to crash. Pinata is not [=Y2K=] compliant. Pinata should be [[{{Gremlins}} kept away from water and sunlight]]. [[StockBritishPhrases For fuck's sake]], do ''not'' [[SchmuckBait feed Pinata after midnight]]. Pinata [[SnakesOnAPlane has had it with all these]] motherfucking [[{{MyHovercraftIsFullOfEels}} eels on this motherfucking hovercraft]]. Pinata is [[NoodleIncident ashamed of what he did for a Klondike bar]]. Pinata [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial has never]] had [[RapeTheDog inappropriate relations]] with TropeyTheWonderDog. [[PaleSkinnedBrunette Pale Skinned Brunettes]] should be [[PerverseSexualLust kept away from Pinata at all costs]]. [[HappyFunBall Do not taunt Pinata]].

And if that didn't scare you off, Pinata is registered with the TroperDatingService.

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* BloodyHilarious
* ''BreakingBad''
* Characters/Lost
* ColdOpen
* DarthWiki/DethroningMomentOfSuck
* ''DragMeToHell''
* {{GIRL}}
* GoryDiscretionShot
* HadakaApron
* HandicappedBadass
* ''TheHangover''
* ''[[HarpersIsland Harper's Island]]''
* TheJoyOfX
* LeeroyJenkins
* ''LegacyOfTheForce''
* ''{{Leverage}}''
* MemeticBadass
* {{Pinata}} (obviously)
* SexyBack
* StripPoker
* ''{{Taken}}''
* TooCoolToLive
* ''TrueBlood''
* ''XWingSeries''

* AllMenArePerverts
* AuthorAppeal (For some reason, everything I write winds up having lesbians in it)

Vitals: Male, 30, American, single, pagan

Tropes that apply to this user:

*BrilliantButLazy: Probably why my [[Mythology101Cycle novel]] is DevelopmentHell. If I stopped procrastinating on it, it'd be published in no time.

*TheCombatPragmatist (To a certain extent... I have honor-related qualms about most forms of ranged combat, but biting, eye gouging and groin kicks are standard practice for me.)

**[[SensualSpandex Spandex]]: Looking at it more than wearing it, which is good because nobody wants to see me in spandex.

*{{Parabombing}} (On {{Fora}}, I'm known as "The Dark Lord of the Parentheses" (it's a StarWars ShoutOut)).

**[[{{Primeval}} Abby Maitland]]. Again, the British accent has something to do with it. Also, she parades around in her underwear once an episode (though from what I hear from UK viewers who are a season ahead of me, this sadly stops later on).

**[[{{EllaEnchanted}} Ella of Frell]]. ''Anne Hathaway'' has to obey any command she's given? I'm surprised there's not more X-rated FanFic.