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This account has been moved. I am now Aramil. But just if you find this, I'll describe myself.

Once upon a time, there was a 6-year-old who was very smart and logical. His mom and dad loved him very much. He was very well behaved. One day, his Uncle Chris came down with his grandparents to his house from South Dakota. They were visiting for Christmas. When he got his Christmas presents, there was a big, heavy one in a box, wrapped in sky blue wrapping paper. He opened the big blue box and in it was a grey plastic box with purple buttons that read "POWER" and "RESET." There were a bunch of smaller grey boxes that seemed to fit into it. A certain smaller box caught his attention. It read, "THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: A Link to the Past." As soon as Uncle Chris showed him how to set it in, he threw away his intelligence, his common sense, and every friend he had made in the first grade. His grandparents always looked at him as not as good as his sister, but did he care? No way! He had Mario, Link, and Samus! He was addicted, often reducing his parents to yelling at him, throwing away his grades, his future, and enjoying every bonus stage along the way.

I play video games. And more video games. Lots and lots of video games.
* {{The Legend of Zelda}}
** Ocarina of Time is my favorite video game of all time. Nothing will ever take this down from its #1 spot. It's the best game ever. No debate.
** Link to the Past is the first video game I ever played. I have a special place in my heart for it.
** The original is really good also.
* {{Final Fantasy}}
** I go by the Japanese titles to avoid confusion.
** My favorite FF game is the first, but Final Fantasy V is my second favorite, despite the popular opinion. Final Fantasy III for PS1 is my third favorite.
** I like Final Fantasy games with a job system.
* {{Castlevania}}
** {{Super Castlevania IV}} is my second favorite video game of all time. Mess with it and you will get some serious trolling from me.
** Dracula X is my second favorite.
** {{Casltevania II: Simon's Quest}} is my third favorite.
* Sonic the Hedgehog
** Sonic 06 wasn't that bad. The camera is the thing that I didn't like.
** Shadow the Hedgehog is my second favorite Sonic game.
** I like the Knuckles stages in Sonic Adventure and Sonic Adventure 2.
** My favorite Sonic game is a tie between Sonic 3 with Knuckles and Sonic CD.
** Sonic Adventure was awesome also.
* Shenmue
** The original for the Dreamcast was awesome. Don't mess with it.
* Jet Set Radio
** Dreamcast, again. I love skating games. My only complaint was that you could control what trick you did. They changed that is Jet Set Radio: Future.
* Phantasy Star
** Phantasy Star Online was my favorite.
** Phantasy Star II is my second favorite.
* Diddy Kong Racing
** It's just bitchin'.
* F-ZERO
** I had it for Super Nintendo.
* Metroid
** Super Metroid
** Metroid II: Return of Samus
** Metroid Prime: Hunters

My favorite consoles:
* Super Nintendo. It doesn't have the limitations of the NES, it's got just as good as a library, and it just reminds me of my childhood.
* Sega Dreamcast. If anyone wants to fuck with it, in ANY way, they will face the wrath of Aramil. I swear to God. This is my favorite console. It was ahead of its time, it was the first 128-bit console, it was the first online console, and it's just... bitchin'.

I troll only when people's opinions piss me off. Like the other day, I found a Call of Duty forum where they were talking about how "retarded Zelda was. The controls are stupid, you can't shoot anything, and have you seen his hat?" Yeah. They got some serious [[InternetBackdraft Internet Backdraft]] from me and my gamer friends.

Tropes that apply to me:
* [[StraightGay Straight Gay]]
* [[CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass Crouching Moron Hidden Badass]].
** When people start to piss me off, I will turn into Cthulhu and everyone stops talking.
** Also, I normally fail at life, trip over flat surfaces, and... yeah. Then I play Castlevania. I've beat Dracula X in one sitting.
* [[InternetBackdraft Internet Backdraft]]
** The fact that I like Castlevania: Dracula X, Final Fantasy V, and Shadow the Hedgehog, much more the fact that I don't dislike Sonic 06.
* [[CatchPhrase Catch Phrase]].
** I always say "bitchin."
* {{Buddhism}}
* [[VocalDissonance Vocal Dissonance]]
** A lot of my friends (Razziliox) thought my voice sounded significantly higher than it should be.

Fuck this. MAKE YOURSELF A GOD DAMNED CONTRIBUTOR PAGE, N'C! ~ @/GameSpazzer
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** Super {{Super Castlevania IV IV}} is my second favorite video game of all time. Mess with it and you will get some serious trolling from me.



** Casltevania II: Simon's Quest is my third favorite.

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* Vocal Dissonance

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This account has been moved. I am now Aramil. But just if you find this, I'll describe myself.

Once upon a time, there was a 6-year-old who was very smart and logical. His mom and dad loved him very much. He was very well behaved. One day, his Uncle Chris came down with his grandparents to his house from South Dakota. They were visiting for Christmas. When he got his Christmas presents, there was a big, heavy one in a box, wrapped in sky blue wrapping paper. He opened the big blue box and in it was a grey plastic box with purple buttons that read "POWER" and "RESET." There were a bunch of smaller grey boxes that seemed to fit into it. A certain smaller box caught his attention. It read, "THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: A Link to the Past." As soon as Uncle Chris showed him how to set it in, he threw away his intelligence, his common sense, and every friend he had made in the first grade. His grandparents always looked at him as not as good as his sister, but did he care? No way! He had Mario, Link, and Samus! He was addicted, often reducing his parents to yelling at him, throwing away his grades, his future, and enjoying every bonus stage along the way.

I play video games. And more video games. Lots and lots of video games.
*The Legend of Zelda
**Ocarina of Time is my favorite video game of all time. Nothing will ever take this down from its #1 spot. It's the best game ever. No debate.
**Link to the Past is the first video game I ever played. I have a special place in my heart for it.
**The original is really good also.

*Final Fantasy
**I go by the Japanese titles to avoid confusion.
**My favorite FF game is the first, but Final Fantasy V is my second favorite, despite the popular opinion. Final Fantasy III for PS1 is my third favorite.
**I like Final Fantasy games with a job system.

*Castlevania
**Super Castlevania IV is my second favorite video game of all time. Mess with it and you will get some serious trolling from me.
**Dracula X is my second favorite.
**Casltevania II: Simon's Quest is my third favorite.

*Sonic the Hedgehog
**Sonic 06 wasn't that bad. The camera is the thing that I didn't like.
**Shadow the Hedgehog is my second favorite Sonic game.
**I like the Knuckles stages in Sonic Adventure and Sonic Adventure 2.
**My favorite Sonic game is a tie between Sonic 3 with Knuckles and Sonic CD.
**Sonic Adventure was awesome also.

*Shenmue
**The original for the Dreamcast was awesome. Don't mess with it.

*Jet Set Radio
**Dreamcast, again. I love skating games. My only complaint was that you could control what trick you did. They changed that is Jet Set Radio: Future.

*Phantasy Star
**Phantasy Star Online was my favorite.
**Phantasy Star II is my second favorite.

*Diddy Kong Racing
**It's just bitchin'.
*F-ZERO
**I had it for Super Nintendo.

*Metroid
**Super Metroid
**Metroid II: Return of Samus
**Metroid Prime: Hunters

My favorite consoles:
*Super Nintendo. It doesn't have the limitations of the NES, it's got just as good as a library, and it just reminds me of my childhood.
*Sega Dreamcast. If anyone wants to fuck with it, in ANY way, they will face the wrath of Aramil. I swear to God. This is my favorite console. It was ahead of its time, it was the first 128-bit console, it was the first online console, and it's just... bitchin'.

I troll only when people's opinions piss me off. Like the other day, I found a Call of Duty forum where they were talking about how "retarded Zelda was. The controls are stupid, you can't shoot anything, and have you seen his hat?" Yeah. They got some serious [[InternetBackdraft Internet Backdraft]] from me and my gamer friends.

Tropes that apply to me:
*[[StraightGay Straight Gay]]
*[[CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass Crouching Moron Hidden Badass]].
**When people start to piss me off, I will turn into Cthulhu and everyone stops talking.
**Also, I normally fail at life, trip over flat surfaces, and... yeah. Then I play Castlevania. I've beat Dracula X in one sitting.
*Internet Backdraft
**The fact that I like Castlevania: Dracula X, Final Fantasy V, and Shadow the Hedgehog, much more the fact that I don't dislike Sonic 06.
*[[CatchPhrase Catch Phrase]].
**I always say "bitchin."
*[[Buddhism Buddhist]]
*Vocal Dissonance
**A lot of my friends (Razziliox) thought my voice sounded significantly higher than it should be.

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