History Tropers / Mezzamine

27th Apr '13 12:51:22 PM Mezzamine
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!!Warning! The following article contains huge amounts of text on account of the author not knowing the meaning of brevity. Continue at your own risk.

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[[AC:Describe {{Mezzamine}} here.]]

It's a kind of flooring. I prefer linoleum myself...Oh, wait, Mezza''mine''? Oh, never mind then.

Let's see. I'm 16, male, and very much a slave to the internet ([[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife including this very wiki]]), and at least partially scarred because of it (thank you, [[HighOctaneNightmareFuel goatse]]).

I'm currently taking my AS levels (Maths, Further Maths, English and Psychology). and then hope to continue on to Oxbridge. Like you care.

Oh yeah, and I'm half [[FrenchJerk French]], half [[BritishStuffiness English]]. Go ahead, make a joke about tea drinking [[CheeseEatingSurrenderMonkeys surrender monkeys]]. I don't mind. Hell, I don't even ''like'' tea. Love cheese though.

My interests seem to be a mixture of socially acceptable things mixed with pasttimes that would utterly destroy any scrap of social status I managed to aquire should it ever reach the ears of the douches. You know the people I mean.

Tropes used in the vicinity of this Troper (Trope is a funny word. Trope trope trope):

* AffablyEvil. Or EvillyAffable. Or just evil.
* AxCrazy - pity / good thing I'm too weak to hurt anyone.
* ArchiveBinge - I go on a lot of these. Damn Webcomics. Currently halfway through DinosaurComics
* CheeseEatingSurrenderMonkeys - See above. And I probably would surrender. I like living, thank you.
* ClusterFBomb - I tend to utilise these when in friendly company. As anyone whose watched me play {{Prototype}} will testify.
* DeadpanSnarker - Me some of the time. Sarcasm is fun!
* EldritchAbomination - Cthullhu is my role model.
* Everyone Looks Sexier If French - Hah! I'll leave this one to the anonymity of the internet.
* FrenchJerk - Yeah. If I was in a movie, I'd definitely be the evil villain. No stupid over complex death traps though. Just brains. And maybe a few bullets.
* IncrediblyLamePun - I tend to make a lot of these. When a friend told me he'd found money in the wash, I remarked that this made him a money launderer. *groan*.
* InsufferableGenius - Some people see me as one of these. I don't blame them. I like being right.
* Mood Whiplash - Depending on when you talk to me, I might be sarcastic, hyper, silent, angry or sleeping. Sometimes more than one simultaneously.
* RageAgainstTheHeavens - Blasphemy is fun! Try it in church, kids!
* SarcasmMode - See DeadpanSnarker
* SlidingScaleOfIdealismVersusCynicism - And I am ''far'' on the cynical side.

Wow, you really read this far? [[HypocriticalHumour You really have no life, do you?]]

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