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Tropers: Mezzamine

Warning! The following article contains huge amounts of text on account of the author not knowing the meaning of brevity. Continue at your own risk.

This has nothing to do with anything. I just really fucking like that picture.

Describe Mezzamine here.

It's a kind of flooring. I prefer linoleum myself...Oh, wait, Mezzamine? Oh, never mind then.

Let's see. I'm 16, male, and very much a slave to the internet (including this very wiki), and at least partially scarred because of it (thank you, goatse).

I'm currently taking my AS levels (Maths, Further Maths, English and Psychology). and then hope to continue on to Oxbridge. Like you care.

Oh yeah, and I'm half French, half English. Go ahead, make a joke about tea drinking surrender monkeys. I don't mind. Hell, I don't even like tea. Love cheese though.

My interests seem to be a mixture of socially acceptable things mixed with pasttimes that would utterly destroy any scrap of social status I managed to aquire should it ever reach the ears of the douches. You know the people I mean.

Tropes used in the vicinity of this Troper (Trope is a funny word. Trope trope trope):

Affably Evil. Or Evilly Affable. Or just evil.
Ax Crazy - pity / good thing I'm too weak to hurt anyone.
Archive Binge - I go on a lot of these. Damn Webcomics. Currently halfway through Dinosaur Comics
Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys - See above. And I probably would surrender. I like living, thank you.
Cluster F-Bomb - I tend to utilise these when in friendly company. As anyone whose watched me play Prototype will testify.
Deadpan Snarker - Me some of the time. Sarcasm is fun!
Eldritch Abomination - Cthullhu is my role model.
Everyone Looks Sexier If French - Hah! I'll leave this one to the anonymity of the internet.
French Jerk - Yeah. If I was in a movie, I'd definitely be the evil villain. No stupid over complex death traps though. Just brains. And maybe a few bullets.
Incredibly Lame Pun - I tend to make a lot of these. When a friend told me he'd found money in the wash, I remarked that this made him a money launderer. *groan*.
Insufferable Genius - Some people see me as one of these. I don't blame them. I like being right.
Mood Whiplash - Depending on when you talk to me, I might be sarcastic, hyper, silent, angry or sleeping. Sometimes more than one simultaneously.
Rage Against the Heavens - Blasphemy is fun! Try it in church, kids!
Sarcasm Mode - See Deadpan Snarker
Sliding Scale of Idealism Versus Cynicism - And I am far on the cynical side.