History Tropers / Melloncollie

I AM A HUGE MENTALLY HANDICAPPED PRICK WHO DESERVES A SLOW, PAINFUL DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am a horror. Amongst horrors, must I dwell.

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'''VANDALS'''

''GUNSOU-SAAAAAAAN'' - Tropers/{{Pirka}}

Your page has now been vandalised by Tropers/TomoeMichieru. Hiiii...

This is the third time that [[EnglishIvy I've]] vandalized your page, because you keep nuking the thing. (glares)

Go mellon. Kick that finals ass. ((Elmer36919))
* I think I did, my grades came out alright :)
** IReadThatAs: "Go mellon! Kick the final ass!" - {{Aryn}}

I hope you don't mind, but I indexed your page for you. - Tropers/{{Mapi}}
* Thankee.

I've found myself agreeing with melloncollie a few times, I'm not sure what to make of it, but I guess it's better than agreeing with Hitler - Tropers/{{Noimporta}}

* Thanks for the help with the {{Zatoichi}} page. Heaven knows it needed more stuff. -{{Ryumaru}}

Hey mellon-pellon! I just wanted to let you know that you are one of my favorite people on TV Tropes! - Tropers/{{Galeros}}

Listen all y'all it's sabotage! Don't stop being awesome! [waii] - Tropers/{{goodtimesfreegrog}}

That's what I get for slacking off on making new pages, I guess. :| - Tropers/EnglishIvy

-Infiltrates your page- Tuefel

Mellon, we still need to get married! I'm waiting for our honeymoon :3 --[[OuttaTheBLAM your future bride]]

Okay vandal, vandal... FOR GODS SAKE PEOPLE I LACK SUBTLETY!!! - Tropers/{{Brutal}}

Great batting average in the "makes sense" department - Tropers/{{Korgmeister}}

Itty bitty baby, itty bitty boat. - Tropers/WanderlustWarrior

O HAI - Tropers/{{Schitzo}}

Your avatars of puppies and stuff are ADORABLE and make me OMOCHIKAERI - Tropers/{{Solstace}}

"Stonewall Jackson, Sherman, and Grant in [[NeonGenesisEvangelion plugsuits]]! Oh fuck yeah." - [[{{Parable}} Leaving this here until you get a quote page.]]

WHY THE BUBASTIS. SADNESS IS NOW INHERENT IN MY FORM.

Here's to you. - {{Tropers/Kraken}}

Nice to see that you've been so active at helping to [[strike:[[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife suck hapless victims into]]]] [[TVTropesWillEnhanceYourLife provide an enhanced experience for visitors to this site]]. -@/{{The Ginkei}}

You have obtained my approval, not only because you exceed my age. --{{Tropers/Morgulion}}

[[AffablyEvil Polite vandalism]] from a [[FourTemperamentEnsemble melancholic]] troper. Don't forget to vandalize my page. Have a nice melancholic day. -- {{Tropers/Belfagor}}
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<<|TheContributors|>>

[[folder: Things I need to remember]]
* AoNoExorcist
* blue eyes ward off evil eyes
* BrotherhoodOfTheWolf
* TheCatReturns
* CliveBarkersUndying
* Crécy - by WarrenEllis
* CrossGen
* TheDifferenceEngine
* DogSoldiers
* Dragon Wheels
* Fight Star
* TheFiveStarStories
* EventHorizon
* History 173, 174
* HundredStories
* Job: A Comedy of Justice
* KojiWakamatsu
* TheLastWinter
* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13000540780A89781000&page=1#1 magic thread]]
* TheMasterAndMargarita
* TheMetamorphosisOfPrimeIntellect
* Misericorde
* MurderMysteries
* Philosophy 6
* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13006086500A85708700&page=15#367 Russian]]
* Spenger's Fish Grotto
* TasogareOtomeXAmnesia
* WhiteSunOfTheDesert
* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=3a682k6npdtbxfl2l0lfo6p2&page=3#61]]
* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=ppnwo56ougvnm6sl10swzt6z&page=5809#145202]]
* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=ppnwo56ougvnm6sl10swzt6z&page=6229#155713]]
* [[http://www.scifiscripts.com/scripts/wtchmn.txt]]
* [[http://community.livejournal.com/watchfic_dir/175230.html]]
* [[http://spam-monster.livejournal.com/813.html?thread=2983981#t2983981]]
* [[http://spam-monster.livejournal.com/813.html?thread=2883117#t2883117]]
* [[http://spam-monster.livejournal.com/2938.html?thread=7943546#t7943546]]
* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSEYXWmEse8
* England/Britain: Maintain the balance of power so that no other power could threaten its thalassocracy, and more importantly, the home islands.
* France: Expand its borders to more defensible frontiers: The Rhine in the east, the Alps in the southeast, and the Pyrenees in the southwest.
* Prussia/Imperial Germany: Carve out a position as a great power (18th century), Gain supremacy in Germany and avenge Napoleon's humiliation (19th century), Become top dog (early 20th century)
* Habsburgs: Gain political hegemony in Europe, through primarily diplomatic means.
* Imperial Russia: GAIN A WARM-WATER PORT.
* Ottoman Empire: Make good on claims to be the successor of the Roman Empire.
* {{Versus}}

[[/folder]]

http://myanimelist.net/profile/melloncollie

'''Responsible for:'''

Tropes:
* AcidTripDimension
* BrokenBoobs
* DeathByGluttony
* DeepFriedDeliciousness
* DelinquentHair [[hottip: *: YKTTW starter]]
* GenericEthnicCrimeGang [[hottip: *: many thanks to {{Camacan}}]]
* GraveRobbing
* TheIndexIsWatchingYou
* RapePillageAndBurn
* SqueakingCarpet
* RealMenEatMeat
* WeirdWest
* WolverineClaws
* {{Yubitsume}} [[hottip: *: (YKTTW starter)]]

People:
* GreenDay
** ''AmericanIdiot''
* JackNicholson
* RobertDeNiro

Works:

[[AC: Comics]]
* ''Comicbook/TheSurrogates''

[[AC: Film]]
* ''[[CarlitosWay Carlito's Way]]''
* ''GangsOfNewYork''
* ''TheMothmanProphecies''
* ''OnceUponATimeInMexico''
* ''OnceUponATimeInTheWest''
* ''PaleRider''
* ''SympathyForLadyVengeance''
* ''SympathyForMrVengeance''
* ''TheYakuza''

[[AC: Literature]]
* ''Literature/{{Anthem}}''
* ''IslandOfTheBlueDolphins''
* ''ManyWaters''
* ''TheMysteriousStranger''
* ''[[{{ptitle7sw0etss}} Nim's Island]]''
* ''ThePrince''
* ''TheProphecyOfTheStones''
* ''ASwiftlyTiltingPlanet''
* ''TalesFromDimwoodForest''
* ''TheThiefLord''
* ''TheThiefOfAlways''
* ''TheTrumpetOfTheSwan''
* ''TheUnicornChronicles''
* ''AWindInTheDoor''
* ''TheWishGiver''
* ''TheWitchesOfBailiwick''

[[AC: Manga & Anime]]
* ''[=~ Ayakashi: Samurai Horror Tales ~=]''
* ''InnocentVenus''
* ''TekkonKinkreet''

[[AC: Manhwa]]
* Characters/TheBreaker

[[AC: Theatre]]
* ''TheHistoryOfTheDevil''

[[AC: Webcomics]]
* ''Webcomic/DeadWinter''
* ''Webcomic/{{Fishbones}}''
* ''Webcomic/KnightsErrant''

Liveblogs:
* ''TheLongHalloween'' (archived)
* ''The Seduction of Our Children'' (archived)
* ''Whatever Happened to Good and Evil?'' (archived)

Stuff that makes me {{squee}}:
* [[MostWonderfulSound "KIII]][[AngelDensetsu EEEEE!!"]]
* {{bifauxnen}}
* ClintEastwood
* ''TheGodfather''
* ''KeroroGunsou''. [[MostWonderfulSound Kukuku]]...
* [[{{Hellsing}} krieg!]]
* ''{{Macbeth}}'', and by extension ''{{Scarface}}''
* [[NeonGenesisEvangelion plugsuits]]
* NiccoloMachiavelli
* QuentinTarantino
* [[TheRoaringTwenties Prohibition]] [[color:white: because it wouldn't be bootlegging without Prohibition]]
* [[CutenessProximity samoyeds and stoats]]
* [[DressedToKill Suits. Oh god, suits.]]
* TakehitoKoyasu
* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=ppnwo56ougvnm6sl10swzt6z&page=910#22740 Tuefel]]
* TwoPlusTwoMakesFive
* {{ubermensch}}en
* ''{{Watchmen}}''
* [[Anime/{{Hellsing}} Yasushi Ishii]] [[hottip: *: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r73aZlbwYGM]]
* [[http://spam-monster.livejournal.com/4155.html?thread=12620603#t12620603 READ THIS]]

* [[hottip: Signed, Schwarzwald: I've lived my life as a newspaper reporter. I uncover the truth and write my articles. But then I learned, all too well, that a mere reporter like myself can't ever get to the truth in this city... it's nearly impossible. And it's unsure! No one here is even interested in learning the truth - a truth that must be known. But I want to know! I want to learn what must be known! Even without the events of 40 years ago, I think man would still be a creature that fears the dark. He doesn't face that fear, he averts his eyes from it and acts as if he doesn't have any memories of his past. But, 40 years is both a short time and yet, a long time. Man's fear has withered. And even time itself tries to wither the desire to know the truth. Is it a crime to try and learn the truth? Is it a sin to search for those things which you fear. My purpose in this world is knowledge, and the dissemination of it. And it is I who is to restore the fruits of my labor to the entire world. Fear... It is something vital to us puny creatures. The instant man stop fearing is the instant the species reaches a dead end, only to sink to pitable lows, only to sit and wait apathetically for extinction. Humans who lose the ability to think become creatures whose existance has no value. Wake up! Don't be afraid of knowledge! Think, you humans who are split into two worlds, unless you want the gulf between humans to expand into oblivian, you must think!]]

* StrangeDays

* GangstaStyle Wheellock Pistols

* [[http://spam-monster.livejournal.com/4155.html?thread=11558971#t11558971 The Birds]]

* Otto/Konrad/Felix (Ritter) [[hottip: *: von Schultz, Schilling, Schroder, Siegert, Richter]]

* [[CloneWars Grievous]] and {{BFG}}s and [[TwinThreesomeFantasy clones]], oh my :D

* ''DeadWinter''
* ''KnightsErrant''

''Look upon [[http://www.youtube.com/user/mllncllie my]] [[http://melodramaticfool00.deviantart.com/ works]], ye Mighty, and despair!''

** Thank you TvTropes, for introducing me to [[http://etherati.livejournal.com/8531.html#cutid1 etherati]].
** [[http://spam-monster.livejournal.com/813.html?thread=799277 METATEXTUAL]] [[http://community.livejournal.com/watchfic_dir/212369.html IRONY FEEDBACK]]
** [[http://spam-monster.livejournal.com/2938.html?thread=6179194#t6179194]]
** [[http://spam-monster.livejournal.com/813.html?thread=2784813]]

''Look upon [[http://www.youtube.com/user/mllncllie my]] [[http://melodramaticfool00.deviantart.com/ works]], ye Mighty, and despair!''

http://myanimelist.net/profile/melloncollie

http://merron-chan.tumblr.com/

** [[http://community.livejournal.com/watchfic_dir/ Search engine]]

* Otto/Konrad/Felix (Ritter) [[hottip: *: von Schultz, Schilling, Schroder, Richter]]