History Tropers / Hallowell

* ''Film/ProWrestlersVsZombies'', where he played a Zombie in blue overalls, and as a wrestling fan in a [[DoctorWho Matt Smith]] T-shirt. His two daughters also appeared as wrestling fans. All received credit along with his wife (who didn't appear), though one daughter and himself were misspelled as Hallerwell and Hollowell, respectively. His brother (the one who introduced him to TV tropes) was uncredited as a fan in the opening.

8 ''YouGottaHaveBlueHair'':

* ''* RealSongThemeTune'': Tends to use "[[FinalFantasyX Otherworld]]" by [[NobuoUematsu Nobuo Uematsu]] in WWE games, backyard wrestling, and E-feds.

* ''PornStash'': Not the least bit embarrassed by it.
* ''BadassLonghair'': Subverted. Has long hair, but is hardly a badass.

* ''MilitaryAcademy'': Never attended one, but cheers for Navy in College football.
* ''TheTeetotaler'': Not completely, but drinks so rarely that he may as well be.
* ''EvenTheGuysWantHim'': Not himself, but for a heterosexual, he seems to have a crush on [[spoiler: John Barrowman]]. Then again, who wouldn't?
* ''CloudCuckooLander'': Dances at random in the middle of Wal-mart. Carries a [[Series/DoctorWho sonic screwdriver]] with him everywhere he goes. Talks about subjects that many consider taboo. Listened to [[JohnWilliams John Williams]] while working at a gas station. Openly admits to being a huge [[PowerRangers Power Rangers]] fan. Worships [[ClassicalMythology Athena]]. Yeah... also...
* ''TheCuckoolanderWasRight'': With a 9th grade education, tested in the top 1% in Social Studies, 2% in Science, and 3% in Reading/Writing Skills compared to high school seniors. Also answers most bible questions correctly despite being a non-Christian.
* ''PekingDuckChristmas'': Growing up, his Pagan family never celebrated Christmas. Averted in the last several years, as his Catholic wife has made him get involved with Christmas, even though he'd rather not.

* ''HatedHometown'': His usual answer to where he's from is "Two hours west of Pittsburgh", often omitting the name of the town and even the State. [[spoiler: Marietta, Ohio]]
** ''{{Utopia}}'': How he sees the aforementioned UsefulNotes/{{Pittsburgh}}. Being a huge sports fans helps.
* ''AwesomeDearBoy'': Played a Zombie in Film/ProWrestlersVsZombies. Up all night, freezing cold, no pay, hours of boredom, being away from his kids, and he doesn't even like Zombie movies. Why do it? Besides being in a movie at all, he got to meet and work with Roddy Piper, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Matt Hardy, and took a punch from Shane Douglas in the movie. He'd do it again in a heartbeat.
* ''GameOfNerds'': Pittsburgh Pirates fan, natch. Somewhat subverted in that he also likes Steelers & Midshipmen football, Penguins hockey, and Tottenham Hotspur football (soccer). Taken [[UpToEleven up to]] [[IncrediblyLamePun 88]] with Nascar, as he absolutely loves the science behind race cars in addition to cheering Dale Earnhardt Jr.

* ''NWordPrivileges'': Like most Tottenham Hotspur fans, identifies himself Yid or Yiddo despite being non-Jewish.

* ''GoofyPrintUnderwear'': Often wears Superman briefs when wearing a suit.

** ''{{Utopia}}'': How he sees the aforementioned UsefulNotes/{{Pittsburgh}}. Being a huge sports fans helps.

* ''OOCIsSeriousBusiness'': Averted. Normally calm and collected, if he begins raising his voice, getting angry, and generally going nuts, [[spoiler: it just means his sports team is losing]].

* ''BadassLonghair'': Mostly Averted. Has long hair, but is hardly a badass.

* ''PekingDuckChristmas'': Growing up, his Pagan family never celebrated Christmas. Averted in the last several years, as his Catholic wife has made him get involved with Christmas, even though he'd rather not.

** Not as offensive as his birth name, but in formal contexts, his title is not "Mister", it's "Reverend"

* ''DoNotCallMePaul'': Dispises his birth name with a passion. See also ''BerserkButton''

* ''DoNotCallMePaul'': Dispised his birth name with a passion. See also ''BerserkButton''

* ''TheCuckoolanderWasRight'': With a 9th grade education, tested in the top 1% in Social Studies, 2% in Science, and 3% in Reading/Writing Skills compared to high school seniors. Also answers most bible questions correctly despite being a non-Christian.

* ''Cloudcuckoolander'': Dances at random in the middle of Wal-mart. Carries a [[Series/DoctorWho sonic screwdriver]] with him everywhere he goes. Talks about subjects that many consider taboo. Listened to [[JohnWilliams John Williams]] while working at a gas station. Openly admits to being a huge [[PowerRangers Power Rangers]] fan. Worships [[ClassicalMythology Athena]]. Yeah... also...
* ''TheCuckoolanderWasRight'': With a 9th grade education, tested in the top 1% in Social Studies, 2% in Science, and 3% in math compared to high school seniors. Also answers most bible questions correctly despite being a non-Christian.

* ''EvenTheGuysWantHim'': Not himself, but for a heterosexual, he seems to have a crush on [[spoiler: John Barrowman]]. Then again, who wouldn't?

* ''EvenTheGuysWantHim'': Not himself, but for a heterosexual, he seems to have a crush on [[spoiler: John Barrowman]]

* ''TheTeetotaler'': Not completely, but drinks so rarely that he may as well be.

* ''MilitaryAcademy'': Never attended one, but cheers for Navy in College football.

* ''Neo-Paganism''