History Tropers / FarseerLolotea

* HugeGuyTinyGirl: Is on the short side of average and built like [[TheLegendOfKorra Korra]]. Her husband is a foot taller and built like [[{{Metalocalypse}} Nathan Explosion]].

* EeriePaleSkinnedBrunette: Off-black hair, very pale olive complexion, can pull off the {{goth}} look rather well.

* Avatwihard: Any Steam Crew (q.v.) so [[DieForOurShip irrational]] in their [[RonTheDeathEater defense of the pairing]] as to sound suspiciously like a sparkle enthusiast (q.v.) of the most [[{{Fandumb}} rabid]] sort.

* Avatwihard: Any Steam Crew (q.v.) so [[DieForOurShip irrational in their]] [[RonTheDeathEater defense of the pairing]] as to sound suspiciously like a sparkle enthusiast (q.v.) of the most [[{{Fandumb}} rabid]] sort.

* Lagrimmaze: Orgrimmar.  I'm about as fond of it as I am of Stormwind.

Old enough to know better, young enough to say "why the hell not?" Has several minor autoimmune conditions and the bad habits of ranting, being brutally candid, and giving a damn at inconvenient moments. Lives in TheOtherRainforest, and can testify that it's overrated. Was a [[CreepyChild seriously]] [[TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior messed-up]] [[NightmareFuelColoringBook little girl]].  Is probably either trying to write, or playing something [[http://www.wowpedia.org/Exodar_draenei tall]] and [[http://www.wowpedia.org/Darkspear_tribe blue]] on ''WorldOfWarcraft'' (or occasionally, something [[http://telarapedia.com/wiki/Bahmi tall and blue]] on ''{{Rift}}''), at any given moment.

Moderates the [[http://community.livejournal.com/badficgraveyard/profile Bad Fiction Graveyard]] and the [[http://community.livejournal.com/argus_scrolls/profile Argus Scrolls]] at [=LiveJournal=].   [[http://www.wowpedia.org/ Wowpedia]] Bookkeepers team member; also regularly edits several other wikis.   [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1543873/Farseer_Lolotea Fan fiction author,]] of sorts; contributor to the ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum by way of [[http://gc-dms.livejournal.com/546.html one mission]] so far.   (Hey, I'm ''working'' on it!)

* DoesNotLikeShoes: Has [[JustifiedTrope tiny, high-arched feet with unusually wide toes and narrow heels]] that make finding a proper fit (especially in any style that can be taken seriously) difficult.

* DoesNotLikeShoes: Has [[JustifiedTrope tiny, oddly-shaped feet]] that make finding a proper fit (especially in any style that can be taken seriously) difficult.

* HugeGuyTinyGirl: On the short side of average and built like [[TheLegendOfKorra Korra]]. Her husband is a foot taller and built like [[{{Metalocalypse}} Nathan Explosion]].

* HugeGuyTinyGirl: On the short side of average and of medium build. Her husband is a foot taller and built like [[{{Metalocalypse}} Nathan Explosion]].

* Caitlín (pronounced "Kathleen," more-or-less): A well-written EthicalSlut or GoodBadGirl character. A reference to PoulAnderson character Caitlín Mulryan.

* Caitlín (pronounced "Kathleen," more-or-less): A well-written EthicalSlut or GoodBadGirl character. (It's a reference to a PoulAnderson character.)

* Caitlín (pronounced "Kathleen," more-or-less): A well-written EthicalSlut or GoodBadGirl character.

* Caitlín (pronounced Kathleen): A well-written EthicalSlut or GoodBadGirl character.

** The [[OfficialCouple current canon pairing]] is the "Steam 'Ship." If I'm in a snarky mood, it may instead be "[[StrangledByTheRedString High]]-[[RomanticPlotTumor Pressure]] Steam." Its supporters (provided they're not Avatwihards) are "Steam Crew."

* EyesOfGold: Light brown with a decided hint of orange, anyway.

* EyesOfGold: Well, tawny brown, anyway.

* Cute Stick: The opposite of the more commonly-referenced "ugly stick." [[CuteMonsterGirl Monster girls]] and [[DishingOutDirt geomancers]] tend to get [[ProgressivelyPrettier hit]] with it; actual results may vary.

* Cute Stick: The opposite of the more commonly-referenced "ugly stick." Often used for [[ProgressivelyPrettier beating]] [[CuteMonsterGirl monster girls]] and [[DishingOutDirt geomancers]]; actual results may vary.

* Cute Stick: The opposite of the more commonly-referenced "ugly stick." Often used for beating [[CuteMonsterGirl monster girls]] and [[DishingOutDirt geomancers]]; actual results may vary.

* Fluzball, Fuzzbucket, Skitten: A [[PantheraAwesome cat as a hunter pet]], or a [[VoluntaryShapeshifting druid in cat form]]. By extension, [[CuteKitten any cat]]. (As in: "You've got that fluzball on passive, right? Maybe one of the druids should go skitten and scout around. And why is there a fuzzbucket on top of my monitor when I'm trying to raid?")

* CordonBleughChef: Thinks chipotle pepper improves certain cookie recipes. Has actually [[BetterThanItSounds been complimented on the result]].

** The [[OfficialCouple current canon pairing]] is the "Steam 'Ship." If I'm in a snarky mood, it may instead be "[[StrangledByTheRedString High]]-[[RomanticPlotTumor Pressure]] Steam." Its supporters (those of them who ''aren't'' Avatwihards, anyway) are "Steam Crew."

** The [[OfficialCouple current canon pairing]] is the "Steam 'Ship," and its supporters are the "Steam Crew" (provided that they're not Avatwihards). If I'm in a snarky mood, it may instead be "[[StrangledByTheRedString High]]-[[RomanticPlotTumor Pressure]] Steam."

** The [[OfficialCouple current canon pairing]] is the "Steam 'Ship," and its supporters are "Steam Crew." If I'm in a snarky mood, it may instead be "[[StrangledByTheRedString High]]-[[RomanticPlotTumor Pressure]] Steam."

* Splatter: Anything that's trying to be horror media...but which, thanks to creators apparently going for {{gorn}} and {{squick}} more than bone-chilling terror, ends up being reminiscent of a Troma film. I'm looking at you, Graham Masterton.

* YaoiFangirl[=/=]YuriFangirl: Downplayed; quietly [[{{Shipping}} 'ships]] [[WorldOfWarcraft Asric/Jadaar]] and [[{{Rift}} Uriel/Kira]], on account of actually liking their respective dynamics.

* JoClayton Weird: A descriptive phrase for a fantasy setting that deviates just enough from the [[StandardFantasySetting classic model]] to be obviously original. Named for the late author of (among others) the ''{{Duel of Sorcery}}'' and ''Dancer's Rise'' trilogies, as both are set in a setting that fits.

* {{Talislanta}} Weird, [[JackVance Vance Weird]]: Describes fantasy settings that are at least Jo Clayton weird if not Tékumel weird, but have more of a [[TheWonderland whimsical twist]] than is common to either.

* Tékumel Weird: Describes fantasy settings that go significantly beyond "Jo Clayton weird." Named for the ''{{Empire of the Petal Throne}}'' setting.

* HugeGuyTinyGirl: On the short side of average and of medium build. Married to a man who's a foot taller and built like [[{{Metalocalypse}} Nathan Explosion]].

* YaoiFangirl[=/=]YuriFangirl: Downplayed; quietly [[{{Shipping}} 'ships]] [[WorldOfWarcraft Asric/Jadaar]] and [[{{Rift}} Uriel/Kira]].