History Tropers / DJKing

C'mon guys! gimme a break here, I'm new to this! Bah, whatever. [[SarcasmMode I don't mind being generic, not at all]]. Well, since i'm going the whole "Generic" route, [[SarcasmMode might as well bore you to a slow, creeping death with useless information you'll probably forget in seconds, right]]?

C'mon guys! gimme a break here, I'm new to this! Bah, whatever. I don't mind being generic, [[BlatantLies not at all]]. Well, since i'm going the whole "Generic" route, [[SarcasmMode might as well bore you to a slow, creeping death with useless information you'll probably forget in seconds, right]]?

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[[NietzscheWannabe occupy themselves with over-the-top goals that they never seem to accomplish no matter how long they been a member of the said site.]] OK, I know that's not the most positive outlook on my time here, but who can blame me? I didn't really want to get involved with trope editing and such because I was sure it wouldn't get me anywhere, but after seeing the community for what it truly was (turns out, this community isn't full of [[JerkAss jerkasses]] that doesn't give two shits about the other guy. whaddya know.), then I thought to myself...

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* Occupation: [[OrdinaryHighSchoolStudent Student]], [[OneOfUs Gamer, Music lover]], [[StylisticSuck Amatuer Cartoonist]], [[CoolLoser all-around Loser]]

* sigh*

Like anyone REALLY wants to learn about this random nobody's uneventful life. Well, to kick off this dysfunctional party, [[CaptainObvious i'm a troper]] on some sort of [[GlorySeeker quest for fame and glory]]. Kind of. I guess i'm that one person who joins a Social Networking/Television & Literature Conventions website for the (less than) obvious reasons, to

* Occupation: [[OrdinaryHighSchoolStudent Student]], [[OneOfUs Gamer, Music lover]], [[StylisticSuck Amatuer Cartoonist]], [[ThisLoserIsYou all-around Loser]]

Ah crap, now I have to actually try. I'm never good with presentations, always have to compromise because I forget my lines.

[[BlahBlahBlah What does it take for a absolute nobody to get noticed here?? Ugh, can't stand communities like this!]]

OK! well, jokes aside, I gotta finish this page so continue reading this-a-way!

So, umm, A whole section devoted to my current life and personality? how nice. I've always wanted one of these, they look so cool like anyone wants to learn about this random nobody's uneventful life. Well, for starters, [[CaptainObvious i'm a troper]] on some sort of [[GlorySeeker quest for fame and glory]]. Kind of. I guess i'm that one person who joins a Social Networking/Television & Literature Conventions website for the (less than) obvious reasons, to

Well, about [[RealLife my life outside TVTropes]], I'm a [[BrilliantButLazy lazy yet competent]] College Freshman who really have nothing else better to do at school than [[ChekhovsLecture listen to 90-minute lectures the whole day]], [[InJoke make inside jokes almost nobody gets]], draw doodles in my notebook instead of taking notes, and fight starvation until payday. you know, the usual school life.

I have a certain knack for art and cartooning, and usually draw by hand or experiment with Flash animation, which usually ends up being [[StylisticSuck intentionally terrible]] or [[SoOkayItsAverage decent at best]]. I also do a little bit of experimenting with coding and game development with [[GameEngine Game Maker]]. It makes progress, but due to [[NewTechnologyIsEvil my family's crude behavior towards anything electronics nowadays]], my learning curve hasn't been the greatest.

Wow, I made it all the way here and yet this article is STILL a stub?? [[BlahBlahBlah What does it take for a absolute nobody to get noticed here?? Ugh, can't stand communities like this!]] Nah, just kidding! I love you guys, [[OrIsIt or do I?]] Ok, jokes aside, I gotta finish this page!

So, A whole section devoted to my current life and personality, how nice, like anyone wants to learn about this random nobody's uneventful life. Well, for starters, [[CaptainObvious i'm a troper]] on a [[GlorySeeker quest for fame and glory]]. just that average person who joins a Social Networking/Television & Literature Encyclopedia website for the obvious reasons, to
[[NietzscheWannabe occupy themselves with over-the-top goals that they never seem to accomplish no matter how long they been a member of the said site.]] I know that's not the most positive outlook on my time here, but who can blame me? I didn't really want to get involved with trope editing and such because I was sure it wouldn't get me anywhere, but after seeing the community for what it truly was (turns out, this community isn't full of [[JerkAss jerkasses]] that doesn't give two shits about the other guy), I thought to myself, "Hey why not join in on the fun?" and that ultimately led to this troper's creation(Plus the fact he was getting ticked of the [[SpoilersOff friggin' spoilers]]).

Ah crap, now I have to actually try.

Oh well, where to begin with you? uhh...Oh, I know! I can start by telling you my name! But that would be too generic wouldn't it? Would it?

C'mon gimme a break here! I'm new to this! Bah, whatever. I don't mind being generic, [[BlatantLies not at all]]. Well, since i'm going the whole "Generic" route, [[SarcasmMode might as well bore you to a slow, creeping death with useless information you'll probably forget in seconds, right]]?

C'mon gimme a break here! I'm new to this!Bah, I don't mind being generic, [[BlatantLies not at all]]. Well, since i'm going the whole "Generic" route, [[SarcasmMode might as well bore you to a slow, creeping death with useless information you'll probably forget in seconds, right]]? [[AloneInACrowd Right? Anyone?]]

C'mon gimme a break here! I'm new to this!
Bah, I don't mind being generic, [[BlatantLies not at all]]. Well, since i'm going the whole "Generic" route, [[SarcasmMode might as well bore you to a slow, creeping death with useless information you'll probably forget in seconds, right]]? [[AloneInACrowd Right? Anyone?]]

Oh well, where to begin with you? uhh...Oh, I know! I can start by telling you my name!

That would be too generic wouldn't it? Would it? C'mon gimme a break here! I'm new to this!

Wait, people are actually going to visit this page? ah crap, now I have to actually try. Oh well, where to begin with you? Oh I know, I can start by telling you my name! but that would be too generic wouldn't it? Bah, I don't mind, [[BlatantLies not at all]]. Well, since i'm going the whole "Generic" route, [[SarcasmMode might as well bore you to a slow, creeping death, right]]? [[AloneInACrowd Right? Anyone?]] Fine, I'll just introduce myself like a normal person:

Wait, people are actually going to visit this page? ah crap, now I have to actually try. Oh well, where to begin with you? Oh I know, I can start by telling you my name! but that would be too generic wouldn't it? Bah, I don't mind, [[BlatantLies not at all]]. Well, since i'm going the whole "[[TheGenericGuy Generic]]" route, [[SarcasmMode might as well bore you to death, right]]? [[AloneInACrowd Right? Anyone?]] Fine, I'll just introduce myself like a normal person:

* Height: 6'1"
* Race: African-[[PhenotypeStereotype American]] ([[TokenMinority Wha was]] [[BlackAndNerdy your first clue?]])
* Occupation: [[OrdinaryHighSchoolStudent Student]], [[OneOfUs Gamer, Music Enthusiast]], [[StylisticSuck Amatuer Cartoonist]], [[ThisLoserIsYou All Around Loser]]

* Race: African-[[PhenotypeStereotype American]] ([[TokenMinority Wha was]][[BlackAndNerdy your first clue?]])

* Race: African-[[PhenotypeStereotype American]] ([[TokenMinority What]] [[BlackAndNerdy was]] [[MistakenNationality your]] [[EthnicScrappy first clue?]])

Wow, I made it all the way here and yet this article is STILL a stub?? [[BlahBlahBlah What does it take for a absolte nobody to get noticed here?? Ugh, can't stand communities like this!]] [[IWasJustJoking Nah, just kidding!]] I love you guys, [[OrIsIt or do I?]] [[ScareChord dum Dum DUUM!]] Ok, jokes aside, I gotta finish this page!

So, A whole section devoted to my current life and personality, how nice, like anyone wants to learn about this random nobody's uneventful life. Well, for starters, [[CaptainObvious i'm a troper]] on a [[GlorySeeker quest for fame and glory]]. just that average person who joins a Social Networking/Television & Literature Encyclopedia website for the obvious reasons, to occupy themselves with over-the-top goals that they never seem to accomplish no matter how long they been a member of the said site. I know that's not [[NietzscheWannabe the most positive outlook on my time here]], but who can blame me? I didn't really want to get involved with trope editing and such because I was sure it wouldn't get me anywhere, but after seeing the community for what it truly was (turns out, this community isn't full of [[JerkAss jerkasses]] that doesn't give two shits about the other guy), I thought to myself, "Hey why not join in on the fun?" and that ultimately led to this troper's creation(Plus the fact he was getting ticked of the [[SpoilersOff friggin' spoilers]]).

Well, about [[RealLife my life outside TVTropes]], I'm a [[BrilliantButLazy lazy yet competent]] College Freshman who really have nothing else better to do at school than [[ChekhovsLecture listen to 90-minute lectures the whole day]], [[InJoke make inside jokes almost nobody gets]], draw doodles in my notebook instead of taking notes, and eat the [[EvenTheRatsWontTouchIt prison-grade mush]] we have to call lunch. you know, the usual school life.

Outside school has me [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking ditching curfew, minor shoplifting, and loitering]]. I have a certain knack for art and cartooning, and usually draw by hand or experiment with Flash animation, which usually ends up being [[StylisticSuck intentionally terrible]] or [[SoOkayItsAverage decent at best]]. I also do a little bit of experimenting with coding and game development with [[GameEngine Game Maker]]. It makes progress, but due to [[NewTechnologyIsEvil everyone's crude behavior towards anything elctronic nowadays]], my learning curve has been slowed to a crawl.

* Weight: 182 lbs ([[SelfDeprecation Fatass...]])

* Occupation: [[OrdinaryHighSchoolStudent Student]], [[OneOfUs Gamer/Game Developer]], Music Enthusiast, [[StylisticSuck Amatuer Cartoonist]], [[ThisLoserIsYou All Around Loser]]
* Hometown: [[SweetHomeAlabama Al]][[DeepSouth ab]][[TheCity ama]]

Outside school has me [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking ditching curfew, minor shoplifting, and loitering]]. I have a certain knack for art and cartooning, and usually draw by hand or experiment with Flash animation, which usually ends up being [[StylisticSuck intentionally terrible]] or [[SoOkayItsAverage decent at best]]. I also do a little bit of experimenting with coding and game development with [[GameEngine Game Maker]]. It makes progress, but due to [[NewTechnologyIsEvil everyone's crude behavior towards anything elctronic nowadays]], my learning curve has been slowed to a crawl.

Well, about [[RealLife my life outside TVTropes]], I'm a [[BrilliantButLazy lazy yet competent]] College Freshhman who really have nothing else better to do at school than [[ChekhovsLecture listen to 90-minute lectures the whole day]], [[InJoke make inside jokes almost nobody gets]], draw doodles in my notebook instead of taking notes, and eat the [[EvenTheRatsWontTouchIt prison-grade mush]] we have to call lunch. you know, the usual school life.

Well, about [[RealLife my life outside TVTropes]], I'm a [[BrilliantButLazy lazy yet competent]] high school Senior who really have nothing else better to do at school than [[ChekhovsLecture listen to 90-minute lectures the whole day]], [[InJoke make inside jokes almost nobody gets]], draw doodles in my notebook instead of taking notes, and eat the [[EvenTheRatsWontTouchIt prison-grade mush]] we have to call lunch. you know, the usual school life.

Outside school has me [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking ditching curfew, minor shoplifting, and loitering]]. I have a certain knack for art and cartooning, and usually draw by hand or experiment with Flash animation, which usually ends up being [[StylisticSuck intentionally terrible]] or [[SoOkayItsAverage decent at best]]. I also do a little bit of experimenting with coding and game development with [[GameEngine Game Maker]]. It makes progress, but due to [[ScienceIsBad everyone's crude behavior towards anything Tech-Savvy nowadays]], my learning curve has been severely hampered.

[[caption-width-right:160:Me in A nutshell]]

So, A whole section devoted to my current life and personality, how nice, like anyone wants to learn about this random nobody's uneventful life. Well, for starters, [[CaptainObvious i'm a troper]] on a [[GlorySeeker quest for fame and glory]]. just that average person who joins a Social Networking/Television Encyclopedia website for the obvious reasons, to occupy themselves with over-the-top goals that they never seem to accomplish no matter how long they been a member of the said site. I know that's not [[NietzscheWannabe the most positive outlook on my time here]], but who can blame me? I didn't really want to get involved with trope editing and such because I was sure it wouldn't get me anywhere, but after seeing the community for what it truly was (turns out, this community isn't full of [[JerkAss jerkasses]] that doesn't give two shits about the other guy), I thought to myself, "Hey why not join in on the fun?" and that ultimately led to this troper's creation(Plus the fact he was getting ticked of the [[SpoilersOff friggin' spoilers]]).

* Age: 18

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* Weight: 207 lbs ([[SelfDeprecation Fatass...]])

--> "We're all fucked. It helps to remember this."

* Race: African-[[PhenotypeStereotype American]] ([[TokenMinority What]] [[BlackAndNerdy was]] [[MistakenNationality your]] [[EthnicScrappy first clue?]]}

* Age: 17
* Height: 5'11"
* Weight: 183 lbs ([[SelfDeprecation Fatass...]])

Well, about [[RealLife my life outside TVTropes]], I'm a [[BrilliantButLazy lazy yet competent]] high school Junior who really have nothing else better to do at school than [[ChekhovsLecture listen to 90-minute lectures the whole day]], [[InJoke make inside jokes almost nobody gets]], draw doodles in my notebook instead of taking notes, and eat the [[EvenTheRatsWontTouchIt prison-grade mush]] we have to call lunch. you know, the usual school life.