History Tropers / DJKing

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[[caption-width-right:160:Me in a nutshell]]


Wait, people are actually going to visit this page?

Ah crap, now I have to actually try. I'm never good with presentations, always have to compromise because I forget my lines then people give me weird faces.

. . .

Wow! you're still there. Umm, well, where to begin with you? uhh...Oh, I know! I can start by telling you my name! But that would be too generic wouldn't it? Would it?

. . .

C'mon guys! gimme a break here, I'm new to this! Bah, whatever. [[SarcasmMode I don't mind being generic, not at all]]. Well, since i'm going the whole "Generic" route, might as well bore you to a slow, creeping death with useless information you'll probably forget in seconds, right?

Right?

Anyone??

. . .

Fine, I'll just introduce myself like a normal person. This is why we can't have fun TVTropes.

! The "Generic" Introduction...
* Name: Josh
* Age: 20
* Height: 6'-something
* Race: African-American ([[TokenMinority What was]] [[BlackAndNerdy your first clue?]])
* Occupation: [[OrdinaryHighSchoolStudent Student]], Gamer, Music lover, [[StylisticSuck Amatuer Cartoonist]], [[CoolLoser all-around Loser]]
* Hometown: [[SweetHomeAlabama Al]][[DeepSouth abama]]

! About This Douche of A Character:

Wow, I made it all the way here and yet this article is STILL a stub?? For shame.

[[BlahBlahBlah What does it take for a absolute nobody to get noticed here? Am I really that unlikable? Ugh, can't stand communities like this!]]

. . .

What? I was just kidding! I love you guys!

[[TheEndOrIsIt or do I...]]

OK! well, jokes aside, I gotta finish this page, so continue reading this-a-way!

So, umm, A whole section devoted to my current life and personality. How nice. I've always wanted one of these, they look so cool and attractive!

(sigh)

Well, to kick off this dysfunctional party, [[CaptainObvious i'm a troper]] on some sort of [[GlorySeeker quest for fame and glory]]. Kind of. I guess i'm that one person who joins a Social Networking/Television & Literature Conventions website for the (less than) obvious reasons, to
[[NietzscheWannabe occupy themselves with over-the-top goals that they never seem to accomplish no matter how long they been a member of the said site.]] OK, I know that's not the most positive outlook on my time here, but who can blame me? I didn't really want to get involved with trope editing and such because I was sure it wouldn't get me anywhere, but after seeing the community for what it truly was (turns out, this community isn't full of [[JerkAss jerkasses]] that doesn't give two shits about the other guy. whaddya know.), then I thought to myself. . .

"Hey why not join in on the fun?"

Aaand that ultimately led to this troper's creation(Plus the fact he was getting ticked of the [[SpoilersOff friggin' spoilers]]).

Well, now to the stuff about [[RealLife my life outside TVTropes]](woo-hoo), I'm a [[BrilliantButLazy lazy bum who manages to turn on my brain to make cool things happen]] who really have nothing else better to do in College than [[ChekhovsLecture listen to 90-minute lectures the whole day]], [[InJoke make dumb internet jokes almost nobody gets]], draw doodles in my notebook instead of doing useful stuff (like homework), and fight starvation until payday. you know, the usual barely youthful life.

Now, onto hobbies!(Wait, I have hobbies??)

. . .

Of course I do! HA! ha ha! ha.
Well, I do have a certain knack for art and cartooning, and usually draw by hand or experiment with Flash animation, which usually ends up being [[StylisticSuck intentionally terrible at worst]] or [[SoOkayItsAverage decent at best]]. I also do a little bit of experimenting with coding and game development with [[GameEngine Game Maker]]. It makes progress, but due to [[NewTechnologyIsEvil my family's crude behavior towards anything electronics nowadays]], my learning curve hasn't been the greatest. (stupid 50s parents.)

* Age: 19

* sigh*

[[OrIsIt or do I...]]