History Tropers / CombustibleLemons14

Well hello there.
Now ... [[NoSocialSkills How do I do this?]]
Perhaps Tropes will help me explain the complex creature that is myself.

* {{Adorkable}}: My crippling awkwardness sometimes leads to this. Or so I have been told. [[CloudCuckooLander Other times ... ]] Also, I sometimes speak quickly and incoherently in a falsetto about puppies or DoctorWho or something like that, and make little noises for no reason and spin around in circles and skip around ''and'' basically when I'm not acting like a grumpy thirty-year old, I act like a hyperactive, sugar-crazy five year old. And some people find that endearing, apparently.
* BadassBookworm: If you'd just met me, you probably wouldn't guess I liked books. You know, disregarding the stack of 500-page books I'd probably have in front of me...
* BigEater: To the point where it gets scary. I once ate six tacos and thirteen mini tortilla cups filled with ceviche (a seafood dish) in one sitting. ''And I was still hungry''.
* BerserkButton: [[GrammarNazi grammatical errors]], [[AlphaBitch Alpha Bitches]], [[DoctorWho people referring to the character as Doctor Who, or abbreviating the word Doctor]], people correcting me, people making fun of my [[NoSocialSkills social ineptitude], people discriminating against me, people assuming that they know what I'm going to say, people who have no authority over me commanding me to do something...
* ButtMonkey: In my group, I tend to be this.
* CloudCuckooLander: Ninety percent of the time, ''I'' don't even know what I'm talking about.
* CuteClumsyGirl: Sometimes. Due to my tendency to walk like a duck with Parkinson's that is lacking a leg, I am the clumsy one of my group.
* DismissingACompliment: Due to my [[NoSocialSkills lack of social astuteness]] and tendency to overthink everything.
* DiggingYourselfDeeper: Every single time. If I accidentally offend someone, there is exactly a [[HomeStuck negative 1.025]] chance that I will be able to rectify the situation on my own.
* DitzyGenius: While I'm good at math, have an extensive vocabulary, study science and psychology in my free time, can multiply large numbers in my head in seconds, I tend to be lacking in the area of common sense.
* EmoTeen: Sometimes I just cannot be bothered to expend energy to care - possibly due to my perpetual laziness - and I tend to be a bit ''melodramatic''.
* FanFiction: I stopped writing it myself, but I tend to read it ... a lot. A lot more than is good for my health.
* GrammarNazi: Use the incorrect form of "your". I dare you.
* Geek: [[StarTrek HISlaH]].
* GeekyTurnOn: Don't just make a DoctorWho reference in [[StarTrek Klingon]] and not expect me to be attracted to you.
* GoodWithNumbers
* HairTriggerTemper: I get offended by literally nothing.
* HormoneAddledTeenager: I disparage them, but tend to develop infatuations a lot.
* InnocentlyInsensitive: Most of my supposed "bitchiness" comes from me not even realizing what I'm saying. Seriously. You literally need to tell me why what I am saying is offensive. [[DitzyGenius And sometimes I still won't understand.]]
* InsufferableGenius: I can come across as such at times. It's mostly unintentional, however.
* {{Jerkass}} : I can be a real ''bitch'' at times, whether intentional or not.
** JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Sometimes, I suppose, I ThrowTheDogABone.
* LadySwearsALot: I'm not a fucking lady. But yeah, I'm either [[ClusterFBomb swearing excessively]] or going on a [[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness grandiose tangent about entropy utilizing words such as utilization and necessitate and extrapolation and ligature]].
* MotorMouth: I tend to go on tangents, once talking to my mom for ''two hours straight''.
* NoInsideVoice: I am very possibly a slight hard of hearing, therefore I tend to shout a lot.
* NoSocialSkills: Due to not having friends for a large percent of the time. I frequently unintentionally hurt others' feelings, and say things that cause others to look at me oddly.
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: I tend to verge on this at points, leading to confusion as to my actual age, because what teenager just casually discusses "retrograde pyelograms"? [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder Me, that's who.]]
* SophisticatedAsHell: In casual every day conversations, antiquated terminology is sometimes amalgamated with obscenities.
* ShuttingUpNow: If I haven't been [[MegatonPunch MegatonPunch'd]] yet, this is how I save myself from the situations I somehow find myself in.
* {{Tumblr}}: [[http://combustible-lemons14.tumblr.com Yup. Along with a lot of the characteristics typical of the site's frequenters.]]
* {{Tomboy}}: If it weren't for the hair, you'd probably think I was a boy. In fact, despite the hair, you'll probably think I'm a boy if you meet me.
* WiseBeyondTheirYears: Frequently referred to as such, and others sometimes think I am older than I am.

* BeeserkButton: [[GrammarNazi grammatical errors]], [[AlphaBitch Alpha Bitches]], [[DoctorWho people referring to the character as Doctor Who, or abbreviating the word Doctor]], people correcting me, people making fun of my [[NoSocialSkills social ineptitude], people discriminating against me, people assuming that they know what I'm going to say, people who have no authority over me commanding me to do something...

* BadassBookworm: If you'd just met me, you probably wouldn't guess I liked books. You know, disregarding the stack of 500-page books I'd probably have in front of me.

* Beserk Button: [[GrammarNazi grammatical errors]], [[AlphaBitch Alpha Bitches]], [[DoctorWho people referring to the character as Doctor Who, or abbreviating the word Doctor]], people correcting me, people making fun of my [[NoSocialSkills social ineptitude]...

* [[Fridge/HomestuckBetaKids]][[Fridge/HomestuckAlphaKids]][[Fridge/HomestuckExiles]][[Fridge/HomestuckGuardians][[Fridge/JackNoir]][[Fridge/HomestuckTrolls]][[Fridge/HomestuckEldritchAbominations]][[Fridge/HomestuckCherubs]][[Fridge/MidnightCrew]][[Fridge/HomestuckFridgeHorror]]

* [[Fridge/HomestuckBetaKids]]
* [[Fridge/HomestuckAlphaKids Alpha Kids]]
* [[Fridge/HomestuckExiles Exiles]]
* [[Fridge/HomestuckGuardians Guardians]]
* [[Fridge/JackNoir Jack Noir]]
* [[Fridge/HomestuckTrolls Trolls (And Alternia)]]
* [[Fridge/HomestuckEldritchAbominations Eldritch Abominations (Horrorterrors, Lord English, Doc Scratch, etc.)]]
* [[Fridge/HomestuckCherubs Cherubs]]
* [[Fridge/MidnightCrew Midnight Crew (And The Felt)]]
* [[Fridge/HomestuckFridgeHorror Fridge Horror]]

* [[Fridge/HomestuckBetaKids Beta Kids]]

* {{Catchphrase}}: A lot, most of which are [[MadLibsCatchphrase Mad Libs Catchphrases]].
** "Because that's apparently a thing that can happen now." And variations.
*** "That was not a thing that happened."
*** "Well, that happened" or "That was totally a thing that happened."
** "Done on so many levels." And variations.
** Anything involving the numbers [[HomeStuck 413, 612 and 1025]].
** I say "I don't know" so often it might as well be a catchphrase.
** Also [[FlatWhat "What."]]
** Seeing as I frequent {{Tumblr}}, "Oh my goodness. I can't!" [[RunningGag And variations]].
** [[ASongOfIceAndFire "WINTER IS COMING'']]
** ''Anything'' that even slightly references DoctorWho, Homestuck, TheBigBangTheory or any of the other [[HomeStuck 612]] fandoms I am a part of.

* {{Catchphrase}}:

** "Because of course ___ "

* {{Adorkable}}: My cripplingly social awkwardness sometimes leads to this. Or so I have been told. [[CloudCuckooLander Other times ... ]] Also, I sometimes speak quickly and incoherently in a falsetto about puppies or DoctorWho or something like that, and make little noises for no reason and spin around in circles and skip around ''and'' basically when I'm not acting like a grumpy thirty-year old, I act like a hyperactive, sugar-crazy five year old.

** "Because things like that apparently happen" And variations.

** "Because that's apparently a thing that can happen now."
** "That was not a thing that happened."
** "Well, that happened" or "That was totally a thing that happened."

* Videogame/{{BioShockInfinite}}

* BioShockInfinite

* BioshockInfinite

* CaptainSparklez

([[NoInsideVoice OH DEAR LORD.]] [[ASongOfIceAndFire WINTER IS COMING.]] [[NoInsideVoice THIS ISN'T EVEN ALL OF THEM, JUST THE ONES THAT I CAN REMEMBER THAT HAVE TROPES.]])

* {{Adorkable}}: My cripplingly social awkwardness sometimes leads to this. [[CloudCuckooLander Other times ... ]] Also, I sometimes speak quickly and incoherently in a falsetto about puppies or DoctorWho or something like that, and make little noises for no reason and spin around in circles and skip around ''and'' basically when I'm not acting like a grumpy thirty-year old, I act like a hyperactive, sugar-crazy five year old.

* Beserk Button: {{Twilight}}, OneDirection, FiftyShadesOfGrey, [[GrammarNazi grammatical errors]], [[AlphaBitch Alpha Bitches]]...

* [[H20 - Just Add Water H20JustAddWater]]

* H20JustAddWater

* HomeStuck

* WebVideo/{{DailyGrace}}

* WebVideo/{{KidsReact}}

* WebOriginal/{{KidsReact}}

* DailyGrace

* MostPopularGirlsInSchool

* WebOriginal/{{React}}

* TheSuiteLifeOfZackAndCody

* {{Tangled)

* [[VideoGame/Portal]]

* {{Portal}}

* BarelyPolitical

* CharlieInTheChocolateFactory

* 21JumpStreet