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[-Please keep different breeds of OurElvesAreDifferent™ separate lest FantasticRacism occurs. If your elves have defects like [[HornedHumanoid horns]], [[FourFingeredHands four fingers]], and FacialMarkings, [[WesternAnimation/TheDragonPrince they aren't returnable]]. -]
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[-Please keep different breeds of OurElvesAreDifferent™ separate lest FantasticRacism occurs. If your elves have defects like [[HornedHumanoid horns]], [[FourFingeredHands four fingers]], and FacialMarkings, [[FacialMarkings facial markings]], [[WesternAnimation/TheDragonPrince they aren't returnable]]. -]
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* '''ChristmasElves''': Want to see how it's all done at the North Pole? In Santa's workshop, you can see how all of the magic of Christmas happens with the Christmas Elves. See them make their toys, bake cookies and sing their merry songs. They love doing it with no breaks. Anyone who doesn't like doing it has nowhere to go, [[HappinessIsMandatory so they may as well put on a happy smile, do a merry jig and get back to work!]] No, really, they ''like'' getting the whip! It keeps them motivated!
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* '''ChristmasElves''': Want to see how it's all done at the North Pole? In [[ChristmasTown Santa's workshop, workshop]], you can see how all of the magic of Christmas happens with the Christmas Elves. See them make their toys, bake cookies and sing their merry songs. They love doing it with no breaks. Anyone who doesn't like doing it has nowhere to go, [[HappinessIsMandatory so they may as well put on a happy smile, do a merry jig and get back to work!]] No, really, they ''like'' getting the whip! It keeps them motivated!
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* '''Wood Elves''': Are you a [[{{Romanticism}} Romantic]] who just wants to get away from Modernity and Indistry? Try our tree-hugging Wood Elves™! Enjoy your stay at our HiddenElfVillage™ and participate in their humble community. [[EverybodyHasLotsOfSex Expand the gene pool during the Fertility Festival]]. Bake cookies in their tree houses. Visit the shaman and learn [[GreenThumb Plant Magic]]! With our Wood Elves™, you'll have every GreenAesop diatribe memorized in your head within the week!
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* '''Wood Elves''': Are you a [[{{Romanticism}} Romantic]] who just wants to get away from Modernity and Indistry? Industry? Try our tree-hugging Wood Elves™! Enjoy your stay at our HiddenElfVillage™ and participate in their humble community. [[EverybodyHasLotsOfSex Expand the gene pool during the Fertility Festival]]. Bake cookies in their tree houses. Visit the shaman and learn [[GreenThumb Plant Magic]]! With our Wood Elves™, you'll have every GreenAesop diatribe memorized in your head within the week!
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[[caption-width-right:350:An elf for every [[ColourCodedForYourConvenience color]] and occasion.]]
From the makers of TropeCo/OurAngelsAreDifferent™ and TropeCo/AllTrollsAreDifferent™ comes a new line of magical creatures that can help your humans bring culture and art to these magic-infested wilds. It's OurElvesAreDifferent™!
* '''High Elves''': You want TropeCo/TheBeautifulElite™ to be better than you in every possible way? Why not make them all stronger, faster and immortal too? Yes, with High Elves™ you can fill your ruling class with impossibly beautiful men and women sculpted from marble and gifted in all manner of warfare and the arts. You want to win every argument? Simply agree with everything the High Elves have to say and you'll be right every time! You CantArgueWithElves, so why fight it?
* '''Wood Elves''': Are you a [[{{Romanticism}} Romantic]] who just wants to get away from Modernity and Indistry? Try our tree-hugging Wood Elves™! Enjoy your stay at our HiddenElfVillage™ and participate in their humble community. [[EverybodyHasLotsOfSex Expand the gene pool during the Fertility Festival]]. Bake cookies in their tree houses. Visit the shaman and learn [[GreenThumb Plant Magic]]! With our Wood Elves™, you'll have every GreenAesop diatribe memorized in your head within the week!
* '''Sea Elves''': Come spend your summer vacation at the sunny beaches and the coral-encrusted UnderwaterCity of the Sea Elves™! They've got [[OurMermaidsAreDifferent mermaids]], dolphin-rides, [[ProngsOfPoseidon lightning-embued tridents]] and the best sushi this side of {{Wutai}}!
* '''Snow Elves''': Are the other elves too sissy and invasive? You want a real survivor? The Snow Elves™ are the elves for you. Visit them in the GrimUpNorth as they wrestle bears, hunt mammoths, hike mountains, cross the ocean by freezing it with [[AnIcePerson Ice Magic]] and enjoy the strongest honeymeade you will ever taste at their Longhouse lodge and ski resort!
* '''ChristmasElves''': Want to see how it's all done at the North Pole? In Santa's workshop, you can see how all of the magic of Christmas happens with the Christmas Elves. See them make their toys, bake cookies and sing their merry songs. They love doing it with no breaks. Anyone who doesn't like doing it has nowhere to go, [[HappinessIsMandatory so they may as well put on a happy smile, do a merry jig and get back to work!]] No, really, they ''like'' getting the whip! It keeps them motivated!
* '''SpaceElves''': Did you think that humans were the ones who invented space travel? You wish. For your ScienceFantasy story, try our new line of SpaceElves™! With SpaceElves™, humans can go farther than they ever have before because they couldn't have done ''anything'' without the help of elves of any kind! Nope. Humans need the Elves. They just know science more. SpaceElves™: Elves ''[[RecycledINSPACE IN SPACE!]]''
* '''Dark Elves''': You want your elves with some edge? Do you find other elves insufferable and unrelatable? Is your world a DarkFantasy story? Try our Dark Elves! With Dark Elves, you can wallow in [[DarkerAndEdgier Grimdark]] with their {{Goth}} fashion, nihilistic philosophers and DeathMetal ballads as they swear their loyalties to the nearest EvilOverlord. Join TheDarkSide; they ''also'' have cookies!
[-Please keep different breeds of OurElvesAreDifferent™ separate lest FantasticRacism occurs.-]
[[caption-width-right:350:An elf for every [[ColourCodedForYourConvenience color]] and occasion.]]
From the makers of TropeCo/OurAngelsAreDifferent™ and TropeCo/AllTrollsAreDifferent™ comes a new line of magical creatures that can help your humans bring culture and art to these magic-infested wilds. It's OurElvesAreDifferent™!
* '''High Elves''': You want TropeCo/TheBeautifulElite™ to be better than you in every possible way? Why not make them all stronger, faster and immortal too? Yes, with High Elves™ you can fill your ruling class with impossibly beautiful men and women sculpted from marble and gifted in all manner of warfare and the arts. You want to win every argument? Simply agree with everything the High Elves have to say and you'll be right every time! You CantArgueWithElves, so why fight it?
* '''Wood Elves''': Are you a [[{{Romanticism}} Romantic]] who just wants to get away from Modernity and Indistry? Try our tree-hugging Wood Elves™! Enjoy your stay at our HiddenElfVillage™ and participate in their humble community. [[EverybodyHasLotsOfSex Expand the gene pool during the Fertility Festival]]. Bake cookies in their tree houses. Visit the shaman and learn [[GreenThumb Plant Magic]]! With our Wood Elves™, you'll have every GreenAesop diatribe memorized in your head within the week!
* '''Sea Elves''': Come spend your summer vacation at the sunny beaches and the coral-encrusted UnderwaterCity of the Sea Elves™! They've got [[OurMermaidsAreDifferent mermaids]], dolphin-rides, [[ProngsOfPoseidon lightning-embued tridents]] and the best sushi this side of {{Wutai}}!
* '''Snow Elves''': Are the other elves too sissy and invasive? You want a real survivor? The Snow Elves™ are the elves for you. Visit them in the GrimUpNorth as they wrestle bears, hunt mammoths, hike mountains, cross the ocean by freezing it with [[AnIcePerson Ice Magic]] and enjoy the strongest honeymeade you will ever taste at their Longhouse lodge and ski resort!
* '''ChristmasElves''': Want to see how it's all done at the North Pole? In Santa's workshop, you can see how all of the magic of Christmas happens with the Christmas Elves. See them make their toys, bake cookies and sing their merry songs. They love doing it with no breaks. Anyone who doesn't like doing it has nowhere to go, [[HappinessIsMandatory so they may as well put on a happy smile, do a merry jig and get back to work!]] No, really, they ''like'' getting the whip! It keeps them motivated!
* '''SpaceElves''': Did you think that humans were the ones who invented space travel? You wish. For your ScienceFantasy story, try our new line of SpaceElves™! With SpaceElves™, humans can go farther than they ever have before because they couldn't have done ''anything'' without the help of elves of any kind! Nope. Humans need the Elves. They just know science more. SpaceElves™: Elves ''[[RecycledINSPACE IN SPACE!]]''
* '''Dark Elves''': You want your elves with some edge? Do you find other elves insufferable and unrelatable? Is your world a DarkFantasy story? Try our Dark Elves! With Dark Elves, you can wallow in [[DarkerAndEdgier Grimdark]] with their {{Goth}} fashion, nihilistic philosophers and DeathMetal ballads as they swear their loyalties to the nearest EvilOverlord. Join TheDarkSide; they ''also'' have cookies!
[-Please keep different breeds of OurElvesAreDifferent™ separate lest FantasticRacism occurs.-]
