History TheReasonYouSuckSpeech / Film

31st Jan '16 7:56:32 AM Morgenthaler
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* In ''{{Waiting}}'', Mitch, who had pretty much been TheVoiceless for the whole of the movie, [[https://youtu.be/wW6v_Ag4_Nw gives one to the whole of the Shenanigan's staff at Monty's party]].
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* In ''{{Waiting}}'', ''Film/{{Waiting}}'', Mitch, who had pretty much been TheVoiceless for the whole of the movie, [[https://youtu.be/wW6v_Ag4_Nw gives one to the whole of the Shenanigan's staff at Monty's party]].
14th Jan '16 5:45:22 PM AnotherGuy
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* ''Film/{{Aliens}}'': Ripley dresses down CorruptCorporateExecutive Burke with two sentences. -->'''Ripley:''' You know, Burke, I'm not sure which species is worse. You don't see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage.
9th Jan '16 7:36:39 PM GF93
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--->'''Luke:''' I can't believe it\\ '''Yoda:''' That is why you fail
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--->'''Luke:''' I can't believe it\\ it.\\ '''Yoda:''' That is why you failfail.

--->'''Obi-Wan''': You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness!
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--->'''Obi-Wan''': ''[Distraught]'' You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness!darkness! --->'''Anakin''': I...'''I HATE YOU!''' --->'''Obi-Wan''': You were my brother, Anakin! I ''loved'' you!
2nd Jan '16 9:21:54 AM Doug86
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* The 1940 film ''Dance, Girl, Dance'' centers around a struggling ballerina named Judy (MaureenOHara) who ends up becoming the "stooge" of her frenemy's ([[ILoveLucy Lucille Ball]]) burlesque acts where she'd perform these beautiful dances in between stripteases. One night had her twirling and the usual hecklers jeering at her to frustration.
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* The 1940 film ''Dance, Girl, Dance'' centers around a struggling ballerina named Judy (MaureenOHara) who ends up becoming the "stooge" of her frenemy's ([[ILoveLucy Lucille Ball]]) (Creator/LucilleBall) burlesque acts where she'd perform these beautiful dances in between stripteases. One night had her twirling and the usual hecklers jeering at her to frustration.
12th Dec '15 10:31:30 PM Yalsaris63
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* Al Pacino again, as Tony Montana in ''[[Film/{{Scarface1983}} Scarface]]'', gives one to the rich people in the restaurant, after the embarrassing scene between him and Elvira.
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* Al Pacino again, as Tony Montana in ''[[Film/{{Scarface1983}} Scarface]]'', gives one to the rich people in the restaurant, after the embarrassing scene between him and Elvira. Not only that, he does so ''while he's drunk''.
4th Dec '15 6:16:16 PM MarchVee
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* Hilariously averted in ''Film/TheDiscreetCharmOfTheBourgeoisie'', where the "radical" swings into a speech... only to get promptly drowned out by an airplane roaring by overhead. * Andy in ''Film/TheDevilWearsPrada'' gets these [[Quotes/TheDevilWearsPrada back to back to back]]. Early in the movie her coworkers tell her that she sucks for not taking her job seriously. Later on her friends tell her that she sucks for ''taking'' her job seriously. Apparently when it comes to fashion, you are WithUsOrAgainstUs. * Taylor gives this brief one to Daniel in the first twenty minutes of ''Film/HeDiedWithAFelafelInHisHand'' --> '''Taylor''': Let's get some things straight. You're twenty-something years old, you've got no money, no job, very few prospects; you haven't been seen in the vicinity of anything that faintly resembles the opposite sex in over six months, and yet you sit here and tell us that you have something that makes the other side go 'gaga'. Well, if it makes them go so fucking gaga, then what the fuck are you doing here with us losers? ** Then later on we get this gem: ---> '''Sam''': One day, Danny, you're going to wake up old and gray, in a house full of dumb kids, living off of fish fingers, bucket bongs and social security, and it's going to hit you, like a fist, right in the middle of your stupid looking face, and you're going to wonder what happened to your life. ** Danny gets his own one, when Dirk, looking for a fight, takes everyone's casual acceptance of his homosexuality as a sign that Danny's actually a homophobe: --->'''Danny''': Dirk, this newly-installed, sophisticated gay radar of yours is picking up shit from the cosmos that just ain't fucking there. I've got my own problems to worry about! I've lived in 49 shared households in what seems as many years. My beds are foam slabs on the floor; my cupboards are stolen milk crates. I've lived with tent-dwelling bank clerks, albino moon tanners, nitrous suckers, psycho ''fucking'' drama queens, ACID EATERS, MUSHROOM FARMERS, FUCKING BROTHEL CRAWLERS, FRIDGE-PISSERS, HARDCORE SEPARATIST LESBIANS, AND OBSCURELY TIGER-SUITED JAPANESE GIRLS! AND NOW THE BEST FRIEND I'VE EVER HAD IN THE FUCKING WORLD WON'T EVEN FUCKING TALK TO ME! I'M IN A PSYCHO FUCKING NIGHTMARE FROM HELL, AND I'M FUCKING FED UP WITH IT! So I suggest, pal, that you tune in, and chill ''fucking'' out. * Dr. Herbert Bock (George C. Scott) gets a great one in ''The Hospital'': --> "Eight days ago you showed up half-stoned for a simple nephrectomy, botched it, put the patient in failure, and damn near killed him. Then, pausing only to send in your bill, you flew off on the wings of Man to an island of sun in Montego Bay. This is the third time in two years we've had to patch up your patients. The other two died. You're greedy, unfeeling, inept, indifferent, self-inflating, and unconscionably profitable. Besides that, I have nothing against you. I'm sure you play a hell of a game of golf." ** Another Paddy Chayefsky-scripted film, ''Film/{{Network}}'', has Max Schumacher (William Holden) giving one of these to Diana Christensen (Faye Dunaway) when he breaks up with her: ---> "You need me! You need me badly. Because I'm your last contact with human reality! I love you! And that painful, decaying love is the only thing between you and the shrieking nothingness you live the rest of the day. [...] It's too late, Diana. There's nothing left in you that I can live with. You're one of Howard's humanoids. If I stay with you, I'll be destroyed. Like Howard Beale was destroyed. Like Laureen Hobbs was destroyed. Like everything you and the institution of television touch is destroyed. You're television incarnate, Diana: Indifferent to suffering; insensitive to joy. All of life is reduced to the common rubble of banality. War, murder, death are all the same to you as bottles of beer. And the daily business of life is a corrupt comedy. You even shatter the sensations of time and space into split seconds and instant replays. You're madness, Diana. Virulent madness. And everything you touch dies with you. But not me. Not as long as I can feel pleasure, and pain, and love. And it's a happy ending. Wayward husband, comes to his senses, returns to his wife, with whom he's established a long, sustaining love. Heartless young woman, left alone in her arctic desolation. Music up with a swell, final commercial. And here are a few scenes from next week's show." * ''Film/BurnAfterReading'' has them in spades ("If you ever carried out your proposed threat, you would experience such a shitstorm of consequences, my friend, your empty little head would be spinning faster than the wheels of your Schwinn bicycle back there") but the crowning moment is a beautiful speech at the height of the final act from the delightful Osbourne Cox: --> '''Osbourne''': Oh yes, I know very well what you represent. You represent the idiocy of today. Yeah, you're the guy at the gym when I asked about that moronic woman. Oh yes, you see, you're one of the morons I've been fighting my whole life. My whole fucking life. But guess what... Today, I win.

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* In ''Film/PimpernelSmith'' the hero gives the entire Third Reich one: -->'''Smith''': May a dead man say a few words to you for your enlightenment? You will never rule the world, because you are doomed. All of you who have demoralized and corrupted a nation are doomed. Tonight you will take the first step along a dark road from which there is no turning back. You will have to go on and on, from one madness to another, leaving behind you a wilderness of misery and hatred. And still you will have to go on, because you will find no horizon, and see no dawn, until at last you are lost and destroyed. You are doomed, captain of murderers. And one day, sooner or later, you will remember my words... * Both used and subverted in ''Film/LayerCake'': after [[Creator/DanielCraig XXXX]] and his crew finally deliver the ecstasy pills to [[MagnificentBastard Eddie Temple]], all of them are rather surprised when the payment of three million pounds is replaced with [[spoiler: membership to a very exclusive gentleman's club]] and enforced at gunpoint. Eddie explains himself very frankly to XXXX in his office, before turning the ReasonYouSuckSpeech into a very memorable [[WeCanRuleTogether Welcome To The Business]] lecture: -->'''Eddie:''' You and [[SmugSnake Jimmy]] have caused [[SpoiledSweet my little angel Charlotte]] considerable anxiety: she's off to Arizona for a course of intense treatment. I'm keeping those pills for myself, by way of compensation. I think I'm entitled. Simple. End of. The amount of trouble you've caused the last few days.... Jimmy. [[AlasPoorVillain Poor little Jimmy.]] It would be in your interests if this thing finishes here, now, today. Understand?\\ '''XXXX:''' It doesn't matter what I do; this lot are going to come after you.\\ (Eddie turns on the intercom so the rest of the crew can hear what he says next)\\ '''Eddie:''' They're too long in the tooth to [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge rampage round the country looking for revenge.]] Look at them. Bunch of underendowed, aging fuck-pigs.\\ '''XXXX:''' You're enjoying this, aren't you?\\ '''Eddie:''' No. On the contrary; take it as a compliment... * In ''Film/FallingDown'', Det. Prendergast has the perfect statement to tell D-Fense that he had no right to commit all the violent crimes he did against his petty frustrations. -->'''Sergeant Prendergast''': Is that what this is about? Is that why my chicken dinner is drying out in the oven? You're mad because they lied to you? Listen, pal, they lie to everyone. They lie to the fish. But that doesn't give you any special right to do what you did today. * In ''PhantomOfTheParadise,'' after spending most of the film bandaging the Phantom's ego for his own purposes, the villainous record producer Swan decides to put his rebellious employee in his place by [[DrivenToSuicide driving him to suicide]] ... and then appearing to [[KickTheDog rub salt into the wound]]: -->Winslow, what a foolish thing to do. Didn't you read your contract closely? See where it says Terms of Agreement, can you ''read'' what it says? ''"This contact terminates with Swan"''. No more suicides, Winslow; you gave up your right to rest in peace when you signed this contract. * At one point in ''Film/{{Hud}}'' the title character demands to know why his father, Homer, dislikes him so much: -->'''Hud:''' All right, I'll bite, what turned you sour on me? Not that I give a damn.\\ '''Homer:''' Just that, Hud. You don't give a damn. That's all, that's the whole of it. You still don't get it, do you? You don't care about people, Hud. You don't give a damn about 'em. Oh, you got all that charm goin' for you. And it makes the youngsters want to be like you. That's the shame of it, 'cause you don't value nothin'. You don't respect nothin'. You keep no check on your appetites at all. You live just for yourself. And that makes you not fit to live with. * ''Film/BartonFink''. "[[PunctuatedForEmphasis BECAUSE! YOU! DON'T! LISTEN!]]" * The recurring line from ''Film/AKnightsTale'', "You have been weighed. You have been measured. And you have been found....wanting." * ''Film/MajorDundee'' - the title character, Major Charles Amos Dundee (Charlton Heston) and his former friend turned enemy Captain Benjamin Tyreen (Richard Harris) take turns throwing these back and forth at each other, pointing out the shortcomings that resulted in their unhappy lives and careers.

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* In the horror film ''Film/{{RSVP}}'', Professor Hal Evans (played by the late lamented Glenn Quinn) delivers one of these to AxCrazy Nick Collier: -->'''Hal:''' You know, for a big brain, Nick, you're awfully fucking stupid.\\ '''Nick:''' Smart enough to beat you.\\ '''Hal:''' ''Beat?'' Hah! Shit, boy! Did you ever stop for fucking one goddamn minute and take a good arm's length look at the fucking situation, eh? You're nothin' but a shill, my friend -- a little experiment that I've privately undertaken, that I readily admits gone a ''wee'' bit wrong. Right, question: how much bullshit do I have to fill an overly intelligent but fucking emotionally retarded kid's head with before he steps, or in Nick's case ''leaps'', with both feet ''and'' a kitchen sink, over the edge?\\ '''Jordan:''' Evidently not fucking much!\\ '''Hal:''' Just whispered fucking sweet nothings about murder and mayhem into his ear, and three semesters later, he's got his best friend stuffed into a box, man. Jesus, kid, wake the fuck up! You're not in control here. I am, always have been!

* Rufus Shinra gives one to Kadaj in ''Anime/FinalFantasyVIIAdventChildren'', ending with the following line: -->'''Rufus Shinra:''' So bring your [[EldritchAbomination Jenovas]] and your [[DarkMessiah Sephiroths]]. We'll just stop you every time.

[[folder:Uncategorized]] * ''Major Dundee'' - the title character, Major Charles Amos Dundee (Charlton Heston) and his former friend turned enemy Captain Benjamin Tyreen (Richard Harris) take turns throwing these back and forth at each other, pointing out the shortcomings that resulted in their unhappy lives and careers. * In ''PhantomOfTheParadise,'' after spending most of the film bandaging the Phantom's ego for his own purposes, the villainous record producer Swan decides to put his rebellious employee in his place by [[DrivenToSuicide driving him to suicide]] ... and then appearing to [[KickTheDog rub salt into the wound]]: -->Winslow, what a foolish thing to do. Didn't you read your contract closely? See where it says Terms of Agreement, can you ''read'' what it says? ''"This contact terminates with Swan"''. No more suicides, Winslow; you gave up your right to rest in peace when you signed this contract. * ''Film/BartonFink''. "[[PunctuatedForEmphasis BECAUSE! YOU! DON'T! LISTEN!]]" * Dr. Herbert Bock (George C. Scott) gets a great one in ''The Hospital'': --> "Eight days ago you showed up half-stoned for a simple nephrectomy, botched it, put the patient in failure, and damn near killed him. Then, pausing only to send in your bill, you flew off on the wings of Man to an island of sun in Montego Bay. This is the third time in two years we've had to patch up your patients. The other two died. You're greedy, unfeeling, inept, indifferent, self-inflating, and unconscionably profitable. Besides that, I have nothing against you. I'm sure you play a hell of a game of golf." ** Another Paddy Chayefsky-scripted film, ''Film/{{Network}}'', has Max Schumacher (William Holden) giving one of these to Diana Christensen (Faye Dunaway) when he breaks up with her: ---> "You need me! You need me badly. Because I'm your last contact with human reality! I love you! And that painful, decaying love is the only thing between you and the shrieking nothingness you live the rest of the day. [...] It's too late, Diana. There's nothing left in you that I can live with. You're one of Howard's humanoids. If I stay with you, I'll be destroyed. Like Howard Beale was destroyed. Like Laureen Hobbs was destroyed. Like everything you and the institution of television touch is destroyed. You're television incarnate, Diana: Indifferent to suffering; insensitive to joy. All of life is reduced to the common rubble of banality. War, murder, death are all the same to you as bottles of beer. And the daily business of life is a corrupt comedy. You even shatter the sensations of time and space into split seconds and instant replays. You're madness, Diana. Virulent madness. And everything you touch dies with you. But not me. Not as long as I can feel pleasure, and pain, and love. And it's a happy ending. Wayward husband, comes to his senses, returns to his wife, with whom he's established a long, sustaining love. Heartless young woman, left alone in her arctic desolation. Music up with a swell, final commercial. And here are a few scenes from next week's show." * Taylor gives this brief one to Daniel in the first twenty minutes of ''Film/HeDiedWithAFelafelInHisHand'' --> '''Taylor''': Let's get some things straight. You're twenty-something years old, you've got no money, no job, very few prospects; you haven't been seen in the vicinity of anything that faintly resembles the opposite sex in over six months, and yet you sit here and tell us that you have something that makes the other side go 'gaga'. Well, if it makes them go so fucking gaga, then what the fuck are you doing here with us losers? ** Then later on we get this gem: ---> '''Sam''': One day, Danny, you're going to wake up old and gray, in a house full of dumb kids, living off of fish fingers, bucket bongs and social security, and it's going to hit you, like a fist, right in the middle of your stupid looking face, and you're going to wonder what happened to your life. ** Danny gets his own one, when Dirk, looking for a fight, takes everyone's casual acceptance of his homosexuality as a sign that Danny's actually a homophobe: --->'''Danny''': Dirk, this newly-installed, sophisticated gay radar of yours is picking up shit from the cosmos that just ain't fucking there. I've got my own problems to worry about! I've lived in 49 shared households in what seems as many years. My beds are foam slabs on the floor; my cupboards are stolen milk crates. I've lived with tent-dwelling bank clerks, albino moon tanners, nitrous suckers, psycho ''fucking'' drama queens, ACID EATERS, MUSHROOM FARMERS, FUCKING BROTHEL CRAWLERS, FRIDGE-PISSERS, HARDCORE SEPARATIST LESBIANS, AND OBSCURELY TIGER-SUITED JAPANESE GIRLS! AND NOW THE BEST FRIEND I'VE EVER HAD IN THE FUCKING WORLD WON'T EVEN FUCKING TALK TO ME! I'M IN A PSYCHO FUCKING NIGHTMARE FROM HELL, AND I'M FUCKING FED UP WITH IT! So I suggest, pal, that you tune in, and chill ''fucking'' out. * ''Film/BurnAfterReading'' has them in spades ("If you ever carried out your proposed threat, you would experience such a shitstorm of consequences, my friend, your empty little head would be spinning faster than the wheels of your Schwinn bicycle back there") but the crowning moment is a beautiful speech at the height of the final act from the delightful Osbourne Cox: --> '''Osbourne''': Oh yes, I know very well what you represent. You represent the idiocy of today. Yeah, you're the guy at the gym when I asked about that moronic woman. Oh yes, you see, you're one of the morons I've been fighting my whole life. My whole fucking life. But guess what... Today, I win. * At one point in ''Film/{{Hud}}'' the title character demands to know why his father, Homer, dislikes him so much: -->'''Hud:''' All right, I'll bite, what turned you sour on me? Not that I give a damn.\\ '''Homer:''' Just that, Hud. You don't give a damn. That's all, that's the whole of it. You still don't get it, do you? You don't care about people, Hud. You don't give a damn about 'em. Oh, you got all that charm goin' for you. And it makes the youngsters want to be like you. That's the shame of it, 'cause you don't value nothin'. You don't respect nothin'. You keep no check on your appetites at all. You live just for yourself. And that makes you not fit to live with. * The recurring line from ''Film/AKnightsTale'', "You have been weighed. You have been measured. And you have been found....wanting." * In ''Film/FallingDown'', Det. Prendergast has the perfect statement to tell D-Fense that he had no right to commit all the violent crimes he did against his petty frustrations. -->'''Sergeant Prendergast''': Is that what this is about? Is that why my chicken dinner is drying out in the oven? You're mad because they lied to you? Listen, pal, they lie to everyone. They lie to the fish. But that doesn't give you any special right to do what you did today. * Andy in ''Film/TheDevilWearsPrada'' gets these [[Quotes/TheDevilWearsPrada back to back to back]]. Early in the movie her coworkers tell her that she sucks for not taking her job seriously. Later on her friends tell her that she sucks for ''taking'' her job seriously. Apparently when it comes to fashion, you are WithUsOrAgainstUs. * In the horror film ''Film/{{RSVP}}'', Professor Hal Evans (played by the late lamented Glenn Quinn) delivers one of these to AxCrazy Nick Collier: -->'''Hal:''' You know, for a big brain, Nick, you're awfully fucking stupid.\\ '''Nick:''' Smart enough to beat you.\\ '''Hal:''' ''Beat?'' Hah! Shit, boy! Did you ever stop for fucking one goddamn minute and take a good arm's length look at the fucking situation, eh? You're nothin' but a shill, my friend -- a little experiment that I've privately undertaken, that I readily admits gone a ''wee'' bit wrong. Right, question: how much bullshit do I have to fill an overly intelligent but fucking emotionally retarded kid's head with before he steps, or in Nick's case ''leaps'', with both feet ''and'' a kitchen sink, over the edge?\\ '''Jordan:''' Evidently not fucking much!\\ '''Hal:''' Just whispered fucking sweet nothings about murder and mayhem into his ear, and three semesters later, he's got his best friend stuffed into a box, man. Jesus, kid, wake the fuck up! You're not in control here. I am, always have been! * Rufus Shinra gives one to Kadaj in ''Anime/FinalFantasyVIIAdventChildren'', ending with the following line: -->'''Rufus Shinra:''' So bring your [[EldritchAbomination Jenovas]] and your [[DarkMessiah Sephiroths]]. We'll just stop you every time. * Both used and subverted in ''Film/LayerCake'': after [[Creator/DanielCraig XXXX]] and his crew finally deliver the ecstasy pills to [[MagnificentBastard Eddie Temple]], all of them are rather surprised when the payment of three million pounds is replaced with [[spoiler: membership to a very exclusive gentleman's club]] and enforced at gunpoint. Eddie explains himself very frankly to XXXX in his office, before turning the ReasonYouSuckSpeech into a very memorable [[WeCanRuleTogether Welcome To The Business]] lecture: -->'''Eddie:''' You and [[SmugSnake Jimmy]] have caused [[SpoiledSweet my little angel Charlotte]] considerable anxiety: she's off to Arizona for a course of intense treatment. I'm keeping those pills for myself, by way of compensation. I think I'm entitled. Simple. End of. The amount of trouble you've caused the last few days.... Jimmy. [[AlasPoorVillain Poor little Jimmy.]] It would be in your interests if this thing finishes here, now, today. Understand?\\ '''XXXX:''' It doesn't matter what I do; this lot are going to come after you.\\ (Eddie turns on the intercom so the rest of the crew can hear what he says next)\\ '''Eddie:''' They're too long in the tooth to [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge rampage round the country looking for revenge.]] Look at them. Bunch of underendowed, aging fuck-pigs.\\ '''XXXX:''' You're enjoying this, aren't you?\\ '''Eddie:''' No. On the contrary; take it as a compliment... * In ''Film/PimpernelSmith'' the hero gives the entire Third Reich one: -->'''Smith''': May a dead man say a few words to you for your enlightenment? You will never rule the world, because you are doomed. All of you who have demoralized and corrupted a nation are doomed. Tonight you will take the first step along a dark road from which there is no turning back. You will have to go on and on, from one madness to another, leaving behind you a wilderness of misery and hatred. And still you will have to go on, because you will find no horizon, and see no dawn, until at last you are lost and destroyed. You are doomed, captain of murderers. And one day, sooner or later, you will remember my words... * Hilariously averted in ''Film/TheDiscreetCharmOfTheBourgeoisie'', where the "radical" swings into a speech... only to get promptly drowned out by an airplane roaring by overhead. [[/folder]]
4th Dec '15 5:00:05 AM Morgenthaler
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* In ''GirlInterrupted'', Lisa gives Daisy one of these which is so devastatingly on-target that [[spoiler:it drives the latter to [[DrivenToSuicide hanging herself that night]].]]
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* In ''GirlInterrupted'', ''Film/GirlInterrupted'', Lisa gives Daisy one of these which is so devastatingly on-target that [[spoiler:it drives the latter to [[DrivenToSuicide hanging herself that night]].]]
3rd Dec '15 7:05:41 PM MarchVee
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Sorted a few examples

* In ''Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory'', Grandpa Joe and Charlie receive a harsh one from Wonka for not [[ReadTheFinePrint reading the fine print]] of his contract, prompting Joe to respond with a brief one himself- -->'''Grandpa Joe:''' Mr. Wonka? -->'''Wonka:''' I am extraordinarily busy, sir. -->'''Grandpa Joe:''' I just wanted to ask about the chocolate, the lifetime supply of chocolate, for Charlie. When does he get it? -->'''Wonka:''' He doesn't. -->'''Grandpa Joe:''' Why not? -->'''Wonka:''' Because he broke the rules. -->'''Grandpa Joe:''' What rules? We didn't see any rules, did we, Charlie? -->'''Wonka:''' ''[[[SuddenlyShouting Angrily]]]'' Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - ''"I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained,"'' et cetera, et cetera... ''"[[GratuitousLatin Fax mentis, incendium gloria cultum]],"'' et cetera, et cetera... ''"[[GratuitousLatin Memo bis punitor delicatum!]]"'' It's all there! Black and white, clear as crystal! You '''stole''' Fizzy-Lifting Drinks! You '''bumped''' into the ceiling, which now has to be washed and sterilized, so...'''[[MemeticMutation YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR!]]''' -->'''Grandpa Joe:''' ''[shocked]'' You're a crook... ''[furiously]'' You're a cheat and a swindler! That's what you are! [[WhatTheHellHero How can you do a thing like this?!]] Build up a little boy's hopes, and then smash all his dreams to pieces?! ''[lividly]'' [[YouMonster You're an inhuman monster!]] -->'''Wonka:''' I said '''GOOD DAY!''' * ''Film/InBruges'' provides a great example of this when Ralph Fiennes' Harry meets Eirik, the character that attempted to mug Colin Farrell earlier in the film: -->'''Eirik''': I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say.\\ '''Harry''': Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault.\\ '''Eirik''': What?\\ '''Harry''': I mean basically if you're robbing a man and you're only carrying blanks and you allow your gun to be taken off you and you allow yourself to be shot in the eye with a blank which I assume that the person has to get quite close to you then, yeah really it's all your fault for being such a poof, so why don't you stop wingeing and cheer the fuck up.\\ '''Yuri''': Eirek - I really wouldn't respond.\\ '''Eirik''': I thought you wanted the guy dead?\\ '''Harry''': I do want the guy dead, I want him fucking crucified but it don't change the fact that he stitched you up like a blind little gay boy, does it?

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* In ''Film/{{Rashomon}}'', the wife has a speech like this in the fourth and final version of the story. The thief and her husband are each about to abandon her, but she assails their sense of masculine honor and taunts them into fighting over her.

* [[spoiler:Governor Nix's]] speech at the end of ''Film/{{Tomorrowland}}'' is [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UsZrQnBNWI such a speech]] directed at the audience, lambasting societies obsession with the apocalypse and refusal to actually do anything to fix what's wrong with the world.

* In ''Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory'', Grandpa Joe and Charlie receive a harsh one from Wonka for not [[ReadTheFinePrint reading the fine print]] of his contract, prompting Joe to respond with a brief one himself- -->'''Grandpa Joe:''' Mr. Wonka? -->'''Wonka:''' I am extraordinarily busy, sir. -->'''Grandpa Joe:''' I just wanted to ask about the chocolate, the lifetime supply of chocolate, for Charlie. When does he get it? -->'''Wonka:''' He doesn't. -->'''Grandpa Joe:''' Why not? -->'''Wonka:''' Because he broke the rules. -->'''Grandpa Joe:''' What rules? We didn't see any rules, did we, Charlie? -->'''Wonka:''' ''[[[SuddenlyShouting Angrily]]]'' Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - ''"I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained,"'' et cetera, et cetera... ''"[[GratuitousLatin Fax mentis, incendium gloria cultum]],"'' et cetera, et cetera... ''"[[GratuitousLatin Memo bis punitor delicatum!]]"'' It's all there! Black and white, clear as crystal! You '''stole''' Fizzy-Lifting Drinks! You '''bumped''' into the ceiling, which now has to be washed and sterilized, so...'''[[MemeticMutation YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR!]]''' -->'''Grandpa Joe:''' ''[shocked]'' You're a crook... ''[furiously]'' You're a cheat and a swindler! That's what you are! [[WhatTheHellHero How can you do a thing like this?!]] Build up a little boy's hopes, and then smash all his dreams to pieces?! ''[lividly]'' [[YouMonster You're an inhuman monster!]] -->'''Wonka:''' I said '''GOOD DAY!'''
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* In ''Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory'', Grandpa Joe and Charlie receive a harsh one from Wonka for not [[ReadTheFinePrint reading the fine print]] of his contract, prompting Joe to respond with a brief one himself- -->'''Grandpa Joe:''' Mr. Wonka? -->'''Wonka:''' I am extraordinarily busy, sir. -->'''Grandpa Joe:''' I just wanted to ask about the chocolate, the lifetime supply of chocolate, for Charlie. When does he get it? -->'''Wonka:''' He doesn't. -->'''Grandpa Joe:''' Why not? -->'''Wonka:''' Because he broke the rules. -->'''Grandpa Joe:''' What rules? We didn't see any rules, did we, Charlie? -->'''Wonka:''' ''[[[SuddenlyShouting Angrily]]]'' Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - ''"I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained,"'' et cetera, et cetera... ''"[[GratuitousLatin Fax mentis, incendium gloria cultum]],"'' et cetera, et cetera... ''"[[GratuitousLatin Memo bis punitor delicatum!]]"'' It's all there! Black and white, clear as crystal! You '''stole''' Fizzy-Lifting Drinks! You '''bumped''' into the ceiling, which now has to be washed and sterilized, so...'''[[MemeticMutation YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR!]]''' -->'''Grandpa Joe:''' ''[shocked]'' You're a crook... ''[furiously]'' You're a cheat and a swindler! That's what you are! [[WhatTheHellHero How can you do a thing like this?!]] Build up a little boy's hopes, and then smash all his dreams to pieces?! ''[lividly]'' [[YouMonster You're an inhuman monster!]] -->'''Wonka:''' I said '''GOOD DAY!'''

* ''Film/InBruges'' provides a great example of this when Ralph Fiennes' Harry meets Eirik, the character that attempted to mug Colin Farrell earlier in the film: -->'''Eirik''': I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say.\\ '''Harry''': Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault.\\ '''Eirik''': What?\\ '''Harry''': I mean basically if you're robbing a man and you're only carrying blanks and you allow your gun to be taken off you and you allow yourself to be shot in the eye with a blank which I assume that the person has to get quite close to you then, yeah really it's all your fault for being such a poof, so why don't you stop wingeing and cheer the fuck up.\\ '''Yuri''': Eirek - I really wouldn't respond.\\ '''Eirik''': I thought you wanted the guy dead?\\ '''Harry''': I do want the guy dead, I want him fucking crucified but it don't change the fact that he stitched you up like a blind little gay boy, does it?

* In ''Film/{{Rashomon}}'', the wife has a speech like this in the fourth and final version of the story. The thief and her husband are each about to abandon her, but she assails their sense of masculine honor and taunts them into fighting over her.

* [[spoiler:Governor Nix's]] speech at the end of ''Film/{{Tomorrowland}}'' is [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UsZrQnBNWI such a speech]] directed at the audience, lambasting societies obsession with the apocalypse and refusal to actually do anything to fix what's wrong with the world.
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* [[spoiler:Governor Nix's]] speech at the end of ''Film/{{Tomorrowland}}'' is [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UsZrQnBNWI such a speech]] directed at the audience, lambasting societies obsession with the apocalypse and refusal to actually do anything to fix what's wrong with the world.
1st Dec '15 3:42:56 AM Morgenthaler
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* Though they greet each other nicely enough, the meeting between queens Mary and Elizabeth in ''MaryQueenOfScots'' soon turns so nasty that they both give each other one.
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* Though they greet each other nicely enough, the meeting between queens Mary and Elizabeth in ''MaryQueenOfScots'' ''Film/MaryQueenOfScots'' soon turns so nasty that they both give each other one.

* There are quite a few of these in ''GoodWillHunting'', but the one that deserves special mention is when Chuckie tells Will that in twenty years, if he's still living in their neighborhood and working construction, he'll kill him.
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* There are quite a few of these in ''GoodWillHunting'', ''Film/GoodWillHunting'', but the one that deserves special mention is when Chuckie tells Will that in twenty years, if he's still living in their neighborhood and working construction, he'll kill him.

* In ''ItsAWonderfulLife'', George himself gives Potter after George's father died and Potter tried to talk the directors of the Bailey Building and Loan into folding that institution.
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* In ''ItsAWonderfulLife'', ''Film/ItsAWonderfulLife'', George himself gives Potter after George's father died and Potter tried to talk the directors of the Bailey Building and Loan into folding that institution.
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*Right in the beginning of ''Film/TheMiracleWoman'', starring BarbaraStanwyck, she gives an exhilarating chew out to the members of her church: --->'''Florence Fallon''':This isn't the house of God, this is a meeting for hypocrites [...] Some of you have listened to my father for twenty years and you can't remember one word he said to you, but you will remember this! You subscribed to temperance, and I can tell you the name of you bootleggers; you pretend to be decent, and I know which of you is cheating, wives and husbands. Shall I call out your name? What are running away from, are you afraid of the truth? Is that why you got rid of my father? You are thieves, killers, adulterers, blasphemers, and liars, six days a week. And on the seventh day, you are hypocrites. Go on, get out all of you! Get out, all of you, so I can open some windows and let some fresh air into this church.
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