History TheReasonYouSuckSpeech / Film

19th Oct '17 1:47:50 PM ironballs16
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* Kat to Patrick at the end of ''Film/TenThingsIHateAboutYou''. Well, more like a The Reason You Suck ''Poem''.

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* Kat to Patrick at the end of ''Film/TenThingsIHateAboutYou''. Well, more like a The Reason You Suck ''Poem''.''Poem'', [[spoiler: though subverted at the end, when the 10th thing she hates about him is that she doesn't hate him]].
19th Oct '17 1:41:43 PM ironballs16
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--> "So that's the why you see all this time we've spent together? That's weird, man. I though you were the only guy in the world who got me and had my back... the only person who'd take a bullet for me, 'cause I assumed [[HeterosexualLifePartners you felt the same way I feel about you]]. Then, all of a sudden, one day, you're like, "I'm moving. Bye." Do you know what that's been like for me? I'm looking at a future that just sucks, because you're not gonna be in it anymore. And you're not even throwing me over for a life that means something to you. It's just a stupid, hollow existence you think you should embrace because you're getting old or something, because it's the kind of life everyone else goes after. You're a fucking drone, dude. ... But now what the fuck am I gonna do for the rest of my life? I mean, shit, really wish you would've told me this when I first met you, that one day you were gonna bail on our friendship, because if I had known you were just gonna flake on me a few decades later... I wouldn't have bothered with your ass in the first place. ... Oh, then, man, you must love this guy, 'cause he's the biggest pussy I ever met. The dude who lives his life according to everyone else's standards. "I got to go to Florida 'cause that's what's expected of me." And the fuckin' insane part is, he ain't even that crazy about the chick he's marrying in Florida, never mind the fact that he's got a perfectly good chick right here in Jersey who he's nuts about, and even Anne fuckin' Frank could see she's nuts about him. God knows why. And she likes you for who you are, man. She ain't trying to stuff you into a box you'll never fit into. Not to mention the fact that she's carrying your hideous fucking CHUD of a kid. Jesus, if you had any sense whatsoever, you'd fucking stop trying to bray it up with the rest of the sheep, and live life the way it makes sense for you, you fucking ass!"

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--> "So that's the why you see all this time we've spent together? That's weird, man. I though you were the only guy in the world who got me and had my back... the only person who'd take a bullet for me, 'cause I assumed [[HeterosexualLifePartners you felt the same way I feel about you]]. Then, all of a sudden, one day, you're like, "I'm moving. Bye." Do you know what that's been like for me? I'm looking at a future that just sucks, because you're not gonna be in it anymore. And you're not even throwing me over for a life that means something to you. It's just a stupid, hollow existence you think you should embrace because you're getting old or something, because it's the kind of life everyone else goes after. You're a fucking drone, dude. ... But now what the fuck am I gonna do for the rest of my life? I mean, shit, really wish you would've told me this when I first met you, that one day you were gonna bail on our friendship, because if I had known you were just gonna flake on me a few decades later... I wouldn't have bothered with your ass in the first place. ... Oh, then, man, you must love this guy, 'cause he's the biggest pussy I ever met. The dude who lives his life according to everyone else's standards. "I got to go to Florida 'cause that's what's expected of me." And the fuckin' insane part is, he ain't even that crazy about the chick he's marrying in Florida, never mind the fact that he's got a perfectly good chick right here in Jersey who he's nuts about, [[BrickJoke and even Anne fuckin' Frank Frank]] could see she's nuts about him. God knows why. And she likes you for who you are, man. She ain't trying to stuff you into a box you'll never fit into. Not to mention the fact that she's carrying your hideous fucking CHUD of a kid. Jesus, if you had any sense whatsoever, you'd fucking stop trying to bray it up with the rest of the sheep, and live life the way it makes sense for you, you fucking ass!"
19th Oct '17 1:40:40 PM ironballs16
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--> "So that's the why you see all this time we've spent together? That's weird, man. I though you were the only guy in the world who got me and had my back... the only person who'd take a bullet for me, 'cause I assumed you felt the same way I feel about you. Then, all of a sudden, one day, you're like, "I'm moving. Bye." Do you know what that's been like for me? I'm looking at a future that just sucks, because you're not gonna be in it anymore. And you're not even throwing me over for a life that means something to you. It's just a stupid, hollow existence you think you should embrace because you're getting old or something, because it's the kind of life everyone else goes after. You're a fucking drone, dude. ... But now what the fuck am I gonna do for the rest of my life? I mean, shit, really wish you would've told me this when I first met you, that one day you were gonna bail on our friendship, because if I had known you were just gonna flake on me a few decades later... I wouldn't have bothered with your ass in the first place. ... Oh, then, man, you must love this guy, 'cause he's the biggest pussy I ever met. The dude who lives his life according to everyone else's standards. "I got to go to Florida 'cause that's what's expected of me." And the fuckin' insane part is, he ain't even that crazy about the chick he's marrying in Florida, never mind the fact that he's got a perfectly good chick right here in Jersey who he's nuts about, and even Anne fuckin' Frank could see she's nuts about him. God knows why. And she likes you for who you are, man. She ain't trying to stuff you into a box you'll never fit into. Not to mention the fact that she's carrying your hideous fucking CHUD of a kid. Jesus, if you had any sense whatsoever, you'd fucking stop trying to bray it up with the rest of the sheep, and live life the way it makes sense for you, you fucking ass!"

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--> "So that's the why you see all this time we've spent together? That's weird, man. I though you were the only guy in the world who got me and had my back... the only person who'd take a bullet for me, 'cause I assumed [[HeterosexualLifePartners you felt the same way I feel about you.you]]. Then, all of a sudden, one day, you're like, "I'm moving. Bye." Do you know what that's been like for me? I'm looking at a future that just sucks, because you're not gonna be in it anymore. And you're not even throwing me over for a life that means something to you. It's just a stupid, hollow existence you think you should embrace because you're getting old or something, because it's the kind of life everyone else goes after. You're a fucking drone, dude. ... But now what the fuck am I gonna do for the rest of my life? I mean, shit, really wish you would've told me this when I first met you, that one day you were gonna bail on our friendship, because if I had known you were just gonna flake on me a few decades later... I wouldn't have bothered with your ass in the first place. ... Oh, then, man, you must love this guy, 'cause he's the biggest pussy I ever met. The dude who lives his life according to everyone else's standards. "I got to go to Florida 'cause that's what's expected of me." And the fuckin' insane part is, he ain't even that crazy about the chick he's marrying in Florida, never mind the fact that he's got a perfectly good chick right here in Jersey who he's nuts about, and even Anne fuckin' Frank could see she's nuts about him. God knows why. And she likes you for who you are, man. She ain't trying to stuff you into a box you'll never fit into. Not to mention the fact that she's carrying your hideous fucking CHUD of a kid. Jesus, if you had any sense whatsoever, you'd fucking stop trying to bray it up with the rest of the sheep, and live life the way it makes sense for you, you fucking ass!"
4th Oct '17 1:12:56 PM Malady
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* ''MurderByDeath'': Lionel Twain to all his detective gusts after revealing [[spoiler: He was his own murderer]]:

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* ''MurderByDeath'': ''Film/MurderByDeath'': Lionel Twain to all his detective gusts after revealing [[spoiler: He [[spoiler:He was his own murderer]]:



--> '''Sarah:''' Why don't you hit a titty bar with your buddy ''Vance''?
--> '''Hitch:''' (confused) That's your source?
--> '''Sarah:''' You buried yourself, Alex.
--> '''Hitch:''' Then you weren't listening.
--> '''Sarah:''' I heard every word! You're a scam artist! You trick women into getting-
--> '''Hitch:''' Into getting out of ''their own way'', so that great guys like Albert Brenneman have a fighting chance! (is motioned to leave by the host) Okay, no, no, no, no, I want everybody to take a good look at this right now! Because this, this right here, this is exactly why falling in love is so GOD DAMN HARD! (as he's escorted out) And Vance Munsen is a pig! And I refused to work with him! You need to get your facts right! It's because of jerks like him that I even have a job!...''Had'' a job! (leaves)
--> '''Sara:''' (crying but trying to hide it) Can you believe that guy?
--> '''Casey:''' Actually, I do.

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--> '''Sarah:''' Why don't you hit a titty bar with your buddy ''Vance''?
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''Vance''?\\
'''Hitch:''' (confused) That's your source?
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source?\\
'''Sarah:''' You buried yourself, Alex.
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Alex.\\
'''Hitch:''' Then you weren't listening.
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listening.\\
'''Sarah:''' I heard every word! You're a scam artist! You trick women into getting-
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getting-\\
'''Hitch:''' Into getting out of ''their own way'', so that great guys like Albert Brenneman have a fighting chance! (is motioned to leave by the host) Okay, no, no, no, no, I want everybody to take a good look at this right now! Because this, this right here, this is exactly why falling in love is so GOD DAMN HARD! (as he's escorted out) And Vance Munsen is a pig! And I refused to work with him! You need to get your facts right! It's because of jerks like him that I even have a job!...''Had'' a job! (leaves)
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(leaves)\\
'''Sara:''' (crying but trying to hide it) Can you believe that guy?
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guy?\\
'''Casey:''' Actually, I do.
4th Oct '17 9:22:21 AM TargetmasterJoe
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--->'''Wayne''': I came here to show you that not everyone in Gotham's afraid of you.\\
'''Falcone''': Only those who know me, kid. Look around you: you'll see two councilmen, a union official, a couple off-duty cops, and a judge. (Pulls a gun at Bruce) Now, I wouldn't have a second's hesitation of blowing your head off right here and right now in front of 'em. Now, that's power you can't buy! That's the power of fear.\\
'''Wayne''': I'm not afraid of you...\\
'''Falcone''': ... because you think you got nothing to lose. But you haven't thought it through. You haven't thought about your lady-friend down at the D.A.'s office. You haven't thought about your old butler. Bang! ([[WeaponForIntimidation pulls the trigger but no shots comes out]]) People from your world have so much to lose. Now, you think because your mommy and your daddy got shot, you know about the ugly side of life, but you don't. You've never tasted desperate. You're Bruce Wayne, the Prince of Gotham - you'd have to go a thousand miles to meet someone who didn't know your name. So don't come down here with your anger trying to prove something to yourself. This is a world you'll never understand, and you always fear what you don't understand.

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--->'''Wayne''': --->'''Wayne:''' I came here to show you that not everyone in Gotham's afraid of you.\\
'''Falcone''': '''Falcone:''': Only those who know me, kid. Look around you: you'll see two councilmen, a union official, a couple off-duty cops, and a judge. (Pulls a gun at Bruce) Now, I wouldn't have a second's hesitation of blowing your head off right here and right now in front of 'em. Now, that's power you can't buy! That's the power of fear.\\
'''Wayne''': '''Wayne:''': I'm not afraid of you...\\
'''Falcone''': ...'''Falcone:''' ... because you think you got nothing to lose. But you haven't thought it through. You haven't thought about your lady-friend down at the D.A.'s office. You haven't thought about your old butler. Bang! ([[WeaponForIntimidation pulls the trigger but no shots comes out]]) People from your world have so much to lose. Now, you think because your mommy and your daddy got shot, you know about the ugly side of life, but you don't. You've never tasted desperate. You're Bruce Wayne, the Prince of Gotham - you'd have to go a thousand miles to meet someone who didn't know your name. So don't come down here with your anger trying to prove something to yourself. This is a world you'll never understand, and you always fear what you don't understand.
1st Oct '17 11:37:29 PM WillBGood
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'''Gekko''': ''[chuckles smugly]'' You sandbagged me on Bluestar? I guess you think you taught the teacher a lesson, that the tail can wag the dog, huh? Well, let me clue you in, pal. The ''ice'' is melting right underneath your feet. ''[Gekko suddenly sucker punches Bud and grabs him by the collar.]'' Did you think you could have got this far this fast with anybody else, huh? You think you'd be dicking someone like Darien? No. You'd be cold-calling widows and dentists to buy 20 shares of some fucking dog-shit stock. I took you in. ''[hits Bud a 2nd time]'' '''A NOBODY!''' ''[hits him again]'' I opened doors for you. I showed you how the system works. The value of information, how to '''GET IT!''' Fulham Oil, Brant Resources, Geodynamics. And this is how you fucking ''pay me back'', '''you cockroach!''' ''[The 4th hit knocks Bud to the grass. Bud struggles to get up.]'' '''''[[SuddenlyShouting I GAVE YOU DARIEN! I GAVE YOU YOUR MANHOOD, I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING!]]''''' ''[Gekko calms down, then tosses a handkerchief to Bud to wipe off the blood on his lips.]'' You could have been one of the great ones, Buddy. I look at you, and I see myself. Why?\\

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'''Gekko''': ''[chuckles smugly]'' You sandbagged me on Bluestar? I guess you think you taught the teacher a lesson, that the tail can wag the dog, huh? Well, let me clue you in, pal. The ''ice'' is melting right underneath your feet. ''[Gekko suddenly sucker punches Bud and grabs him by the collar.]'' Did you think you could have got this far this fast with anybody else, huh? You think you'd be dicking someone like Darien? No. You'd be cold-calling widows and dentists to buy 20 shares of some fucking dog-shit stock. I took you in. ''[hits Bud a 2nd time]'' '''A NOBODY!''' ''[hits him again]'' I opened doors for you. I showed you how the system works. The value of information, how to '''GET IT!''' Fulham Oil, Brant Resources, Geodynamics. And this is how you fucking ''pay me back'', '''you cockroach!''' ''[The 4th hit knocks Bud to the grass. Bud struggles to get up.]'' '''''[[SuddenlyShouting I GAVE YOU DARIEN! I GAVE YOU YOUR MANHOOD, I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING!]]''''' ''[Gekko calms down, then tosses a handkerchief to Bud to wipe off the blood on his lips.]'' You could have been one of the great ones, Buddy. I look at you, and I see myself. Why?\\Why?
1st Oct '17 11:34:30 PM WillBGood
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-->'''Lt. Barney Greenwald:''' And now we come to the man who *should've* stood trial. The Caine's favorite author. The Shakespeare whose testimony nearly sunk us all. Tell 'em, Keefer!\\

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-->'''Lt. Barney Greenwald:''' And now we come to the man who *should've* ''should've'' stood trial. The Caine's favorite author. The Shakespeare whose testimony nearly sunk us all. Tell 'em, Keefer!\\



* Noni finally lets [[StageMom her mother]] have it in Film/BeyondTheLights after her mother proves that she cares more about Noni's success and career than what Noni desires or needs.

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* Noni finally lets [[StageMom her mother]] have it in Film/BeyondTheLights ''Film/BeyondTheLights'' after her mother proves that she cares more about Noni's success and career than what Noni desires or needs.
29th Sep '17 7:26:01 AM Njein
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'''Gekko''': ''[chuckles smugly]'' You sandbagged me on Bluestar? I guess you think you taught the teacher a lesson, that the tail can wag the dog, huh? Let me clue you in, pal. The ice is melting right underneath your feet. ''[Gekko suddenly sucker punches Bud and grabs him by the collar.]'' Did you think you could have got this far this fast with anybody else, huh? You think you'd be dicking someone like Darien? No. You'd be cold-calling widows and dentists to buy 20 shares of some fucking dog-shit stock. I took you in. ''[hits Bud a 2nd time]'' '''A NOBODY!''' ''[hits him again]'' I opened doors for you. I showed you how the system works. The value of information, how to '''GET IT!''' Fulham Oil, Brant Resources, Geodynamics. And this is how you fucking ''pay me back'', '''you cockroach!''' ''[The 4th hit knocks Bud to the grass. Bud struggles to get up.]'' '''''[[SuddenlyShouting I GAVE YOU DARIEN! I GAVE YOU YOUR MANHOOD, I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING!]]''''' ''[Gekko calms down, then tosses a handkerchief to Bud to wipe off the blood on his lips.]'' You could have been one of the great ones, Buddy. I look at you, and I see myself. Why?\\
'''Bud''': I don't know. I guess I realized I'm just Bud Fox. As much as I wanted to be Gordon Gekko, I'll always be Bud Fox.

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'''Gekko''': ''[chuckles smugly]'' You sandbagged me on Bluestar? I guess you think you taught the teacher a lesson, that the tail can wag the dog, huh? Let Well, let me clue you in, pal. The ice ''ice'' is melting right underneath your feet. ''[Gekko suddenly sucker punches Bud and grabs him by the collar.]'' Did you think you could have got this far this fast with anybody else, huh? You think you'd be dicking someone like Darien? No. You'd be cold-calling widows and dentists to buy 20 shares of some fucking dog-shit stock. I took you in. ''[hits Bud a 2nd time]'' '''A NOBODY!''' ''[hits him again]'' I opened doors for you. I showed you how the system works. The value of information, how to '''GET IT!''' Fulham Oil, Brant Resources, Geodynamics. And this is how you fucking ''pay me back'', '''you cockroach!''' ''[The 4th hit knocks Bud to the grass. Bud struggles to get up.]'' '''''[[SuddenlyShouting I GAVE YOU DARIEN! I GAVE YOU YOUR MANHOOD, I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING!]]''''' ''[Gekko calms down, then tosses a handkerchief to Bud to wipe off the blood on his lips.]'' You could have been one of the great ones, Buddy. I look at you, and I see myself. Why?\\
'''Bud''': I don't know. I guess I realized I'm just Bud Fox. As much as I wanted to be Gordon Gekko, I'll always be Bud Fox.
Why?\\
24th Sep '17 12:39:42 AM MarcusSLazarus
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* In ''Film/FreakyFriday2003'', Tess Colemanm, while in the body of her daughter Anna, confronts Anna's teacher Elton Bates about his dismissive treatment of 'Anna', realising during the confrontation that Bates is actually being so harsh to Anna because he asked Tess to the prom and she turned him down, leading to him taking his anger out on Tess's daughter; after informing him to end this vendetta or he will be reported to the school board for penalizing an innocent student out of some petty sense of revenge, she concludes by noting "''And by the way, Elton? She had a boyfriend, and you were weird''."
21st Sep '17 5:55:45 PM GarrulousTiger
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* The 1954 teenage social-guidance film ''Habit Patterns'' features an example that lasts throughout most of the short, with the female narrator constantly berating and shaming the protagonist, Barbara, for her bad habits.
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