History TheReasonYouSuckSpeech / Film

28th Nov '16 5:04:45 PM Hedging
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-->'''Wonka:''' ''now looking at him and'' ''[[[SuddenlyShouting Angrily]]]'' Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - ''"I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained,"'' et cetera, et cetera... ''"[[GratuitousLatin Fax mentis, incendium gloria cultum]],"'' et cetera, et cetera... ''"[[GratuitousLatin Memo bis punitor delicatum!]]"'' It's all there! Black and white, clear as crystal! You '''stole''' Fizzy-Lifting Drinks! You '''bumped''' into the ceiling, which now has to be washed and sterilized, so...'''[[MemeticMutation YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR!]]'''

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-->'''Wonka:''' ''now looking at him and'' ''[[[SuddenlyShouting Angrily]]]'' Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - ''"I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained,"'' et cetera, et cetera... ''"[[GratuitousLatin Fax mentis, incendium gloria cultum]],"'' et cetera, et cetera... ''"[[GratuitousLatin Memo bis punitor delicatum!]]"'' delicatum!]]"''[[note]] Loosely translated, this description means, "By signing this contract, I shall forfeit all rights to the lifetime supply of chocolate if I break any rules during the tour, because I know that all misdeeds result in a penalty and the loss will teach me an important lesson for the future.[[/note]]. It's all there! Black and white, clear as crystal! You '''stole''' Fizzy-Lifting Drinks! You '''bumped''' into the ceiling, which now has to be washed and sterilized, so...'''[[MemeticMutation YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR!]]'''
16th Nov '16 6:00:06 PM nombretomado
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* Randal delivers a great one at the end of ''{{Clerks}}'', aimed straight at Dante, who's spent most of the day {{Wangst}}ing, and puts in a little for himself as well.

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* Randal delivers a great one at the end of ''{{Clerks}}'', ''Film/{{Clerks}}'', aimed straight at Dante, who's spent most of the day {{Wangst}}ing, and puts in a little for himself as well.
5th Oct '16 5:26:59 PM JamesAustin
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* In ''Film/KnockKnock2015'', Creator/KeanuReeves's character gives an ''absolutely hilarious'' one to his tormentors near the end of the film.

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* In ''Film/KnockKnock2015'', ''Film/{{Knock Knock|2015}}'', Creator/KeanuReeves's character gives an ''absolutely hilarious'' one to his tormentors near the end of the film.
5th Oct '16 4:03:34 PM JamesAustin
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* In ''Film/KnockKnock'', Creator/KeanuReeves's character gives an ''absolutely hilarious'' one to his tormentors near the end of the film.

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* In ''Film/KnockKnock'', ''Film/KnockKnock2015'', Creator/KeanuReeves's character gives an ''absolutely hilarious'' one to his tormentors near the end of the film.
3rd Oct '16 10:39:08 AM falcon2484
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--> "Believe it or not, you make perfect sense to me. I ''should'' hang. I'm a hypocrite. I ask for sincerity and I lie. I denounce the system as I embrace it. I want money and power and prestige. I want ratings and success. And I don't give a damn about you, or the world. That's the truth. For that I could say I'm sorry, but I won't. Why should I? I mean who the hell are you anyways you...audience? You're on me every night like a pack of wolves because you can't stand facing what you are and what you've made! Yes, the world is a terrible place. Yes, cancer and garbage disposals will get you. Yes, a war is coming. Yes, the world is shot to hell and you're all goners. Everything's screwed up and you like it that way, don't you? You're fascinated by the gory details. You're mesmerized by your own fear. You revel in...in floods, car accidents, unstoppable diseases. You're happiest when others are in pain. That's where I come in, isn't it? I'm here to lead you by the hands through the dark forest of your own hatred and anger and humiliation. I'm providing a public service! You're so scared. You're like a little child under the covers. You're afraid of the boogeyman but you can't live without him. Your fear, your own lives have become your entertainment. Next month, millions of people are going to be listening to this show and you'll have nothing to talk about! Marvelous technology is at our disposal, and instead of reaching up to new heights, we're gonna see how far ''down'' we can go! How deep into the muck we can immerse ourselves! What do you wanna talk about, hmmm? Baseball scores? Your pet? Orgasms? You're pathetic. I despise each and every one of you. You've got nothing, absolutely nothing. No brains, no power, no future, no hope, no God. The only thing you believe in is me. What are you if you don't have me? I'm not afraid, see! I come in here every night, I make my case, I make my point, I say what I believe in! I tell you what you are! I have to! I have no choice! You frighten me! I come in here every night, I tear into you, I abuse you, I insult you, and you just keep coming back for more! What's wrong with you, why do you keep calling? I don't wanna hear anymore, stop talking! GO AWAY! Bunch of yellow-bellied, spineless, bigoted, quivering, drunken, insomniatic, paranoid, disgusting, perverted, voyeuristic, little obscene phone callers, that's what you are. Well to hell with you! I don't need your fear and your stupidity, you don't get it! It's wasted on you! Pearls before swine. If one person out there had any idea what I'm talking about...I... ''[Hits the button to take another caller]'' Ralph!"

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--> "Believe it or not, you make perfect sense to me. I ''should'' hang. I'm a hypocrite. I ask for sincerity and I lie. I denounce the system as I embrace it. I want money and power and prestige. I want ratings and success. And I don't give a damn about you, or the world. That's the truth. For that I could say I'm sorry, but I won't. Why should I? I mean who the hell are you anyways you...audience? You're on me every night like a pack of wolves because you can't stand facing what you are and what you've made! Yes, the world is a terrible place. Yes, cancer and [[ItMakesSenseInContext garbage disposals will get you.you]]. Yes, a war is coming. Yes, the world is shot to hell and you're all goners. Everything's screwed up and you like it that way, don't you? You're fascinated by the gory details. You're mesmerized by your own fear. You revel in...in floods, car accidents, unstoppable diseases. You're happiest when others are in pain. That's where I come in, isn't it? I'm here to lead you by the hands through the dark forest of your own hatred and anger and humiliation. I'm providing a public service! You're so scared. You're like a little child under the covers. You're afraid of the boogeyman but you can't live without him. Your fear, your own lives have become your entertainment. Next month, millions of people are going to be listening to this show and you'll have nothing to talk about! Marvelous technology is at our disposal, and instead of reaching up to new heights, we're gonna see how far ''down'' we can go! How deep into the muck we can immerse ourselves! What do you wanna talk about, hmmm? Baseball scores? Your pet? Orgasms? You're pathetic. I despise each and every one of you. You've got nothing, absolutely nothing. No brains, no power, no future, no hope, no God. The only thing you believe in is me. What are you if you don't have me? I'm not afraid, see! I come in here every night, I make my case, I make my point, I say what I believe in! I tell you what you are! I have to! I have no choice! You frighten me! I come in here every night, I tear into you, I abuse you, I insult you, and you just keep coming back for more! What's wrong with you, why do you keep calling? I don't wanna hear anymore, stop talking! GO AWAY! Bunch of yellow-bellied, spineless, bigoted, quivering, drunken, insomniatic, paranoid, disgusting, perverted, voyeuristic, little obscene phone callers, that's what you are. Well to hell with you! I don't need your fear and your stupidity, you don't get it! It's wasted on you! Pearls before swine. If one person out there had any idea what I'm talking about...I... ''[Hits the button to take another caller]'' Ralph!"
3rd Oct '16 10:35:20 AM falcon2484
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* An epic example in ''Talk Radio''. After verbally abusing his ex-wife on his radio talk show, causing her to flee the studio, Barry Champlain takes a call from an anti-semitic caller who tells him that all Jews like himself will one day hang for their "crimes." In response, Barry gives the following, which not only beats up his audience but ''himself'', making it an example of a "The Reason ''I'' Suck" speech as well:
--> "Believe it or not, you make perfect sense to me. I ''should'' hang. I'm a hypocrite. I ask for sincerity and I lie. I denounce the system as I embrace it. I want money and power and prestige. I want ratings and success. And I don't give a damn about you, or the world. That's the truth. For that I could say I'm sorry, but I won't. Why should I? I mean who the hell are you anyways you...audience? You're on me every night like a pack of wolves because you can't stand facing what you are and what you've made! Yes, the world is a terrible place. Yes, cancer and garbage disposals will get you. Yes, a war is coming. Yes, the world is shot to hell and you're all goners. Everything's screwed up and you like it that way, don't you? You're fascinated by the gory details. You're mesmerized by your own fear. You revel in...in floods, car accidents, unstoppable diseases. You're happiest when others are in pain. That's where I come in, isn't it? I'm here to lead you by the hands through the dark forest of your own hatred and anger and humiliation. I'm providing a public service! You're so scared. You're like a little child under the covers. You're afraid of the boogeyman but you can't live without him. Your fear, your own lives have become your entertainment. Next month, millions of people are going to be listening to this show and you'll have nothing to talk about! Marvelous technology is at our disposal, and instead of reaching up to new heights, we're gonna see how far ''down'' we can go! How deep into the muck we can immerse ourselves! What do you wanna talk about, hmmm? Baseball scores? Your pet? Orgasms? You're pathetic. I despise each and every one of you. You've got nothing, absolutely nothing. No brains, no power, no future, no hope, no God. The only thing you believe in is me. What are you if you don't have me? I'm not afraid, see! I come in here every night, I make my case, I make my point, I say what I believe in! I tell you what you are! I have to! I have no choice! You frighten me! I come in here every night, I tear into you, I abuse you, I insult you, and you just keep coming back for more! What's wrong with you, why do you keep calling? I don't wanna hear anymore, stop talking! GO AWAY! Bunch of yellow-bellied, spineless, bigoted, quivering, drunken, insomniatic, paranoid, disgusting, perverted, voyeuristic, little obscene phone callers, that's what you are. Well to hell with you! I don't need your fear and your stupidity, you don't get it! It's wasted on you! Pearls before swine. If one person out there had any idea what I'm talking about...I... ''[Hits the button to take another caller]'' Ralph!"
30th Aug '16 8:49:19 AM Njein
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'''Bud Fox''': Gordon.
-->'''Gekko''': You sandbagged me on Bluestar. I guess you think you taught the teacher a lesson, that the tail can wag the dog, huh? Let me clue you in, pal. The ice is melting right underneath your feet.\\
''[Gekko suddenly sucker punches Bud and grabs him by the collar, punching him several times in the process.]''
-->'''Gekko:''' Think you could have got this far this fast with anybody else, huh? You think you'd be dicking someone like Darien? No. You'd be cold-calling widows and dentists to buy 20 shares of some fucking dog-shit stock. I took you in. '''A NOBODY!''' I opened doors for you. I showed you how the system works. The value of information, how to '''GET IT!''' Fulham Oil, Brant Resources, Geodynamics. And this is how you fucking '''PAY ME BACK''', you cockroach!\\
''[One of the punches knocks Bud to the grass, who is struggling to get up]''
-->'''Gekko''': '''''[[SuddenlyShouting I GAVE YOU DARIEN! I GAVE YOU YOUR MANHOOD, I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING!]]'''''\\
''[Gekko tosses a handkerchief to Bud, who cleans his lip after being punched several times in the face]''
-->'''Gekko''': You could have been one of the great ones, Buddy. I look at you, and I see myself. Why?\\

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'''Bud Fox''': Gordon.
-->'''Gekko''':
Gordon.\\
'''Gekko''': ''[chuckles smugly]''
You sandbagged me on Bluestar. Bluestar? I guess you think you taught the teacher a lesson, that the tail can wag the dog, huh? Let me clue you in, pal. The ice is melting right underneath your feet.\\
''[Gekko suddenly sucker punches Bud and grabs him by the collar, punching him several times in the process.]''
-->'''Gekko:''' Think
collar.]'' Did you think you could have got this far this fast with anybody else, huh? You think you'd be dicking someone like Darien? No. You'd be cold-calling widows and dentists to buy 20 shares of some fucking dog-shit stock. I took you in. ''[hits Bud a 2nd time]'' '''A NOBODY!''' ''[hits him again]'' I opened doors for you. I showed you how the system works. The value of information, how to '''GET IT!''' Fulham Oil, Brant Resources, Geodynamics. And this is how you fucking '''PAY ME BACK''', you cockroach!\\
''[One of the punches
''pay me back'', '''you cockroach!''' ''[The 4th hit knocks Bud to the grass, who is struggling grass. Bud struggles to get up]''
-->'''Gekko''':
up.]'' '''''[[SuddenlyShouting I GAVE YOU DARIEN! I GAVE YOU YOUR MANHOOD, I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING!]]'''''\\
EVERYTHING!]]''''' ''[Gekko calms down, then tosses a handkerchief to Bud, who cleans Bud to wipe off the blood on his lip after being punched several times in the face]''
-->'''Gekko''':
lips.]'' You could have been one of the great ones, Buddy. I look at you, and I see myself. Why?\\
27th Aug '16 6:54:33 PM contrafanxxx
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-->'''Oberhauser:''' My wounds will heal. What about yours? Look around you, James. Look. This is what's left of your world. Everything you ever stood for, everything you believed in, a ruin.\\

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-->'''Oberhauser:''' --->'''Oberhauser:''' My wounds will heal. What about yours? Look around you, James. Look. This is what's left of your world. Everything you ever stood for, everything you believed in, a ruin.\\
27th Aug '16 6:53:03 PM contrafanxxx
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** ''Film/{{Spectre}}'':
*** [[spoiler: Blofeld]] gives Bond a very harsh one in the climax, consider how he was behind all of Bond's miseries since ''Film/CasinoRoyale2006''.
-->'''Oberhauser:''' My wounds will heal. What about yours? Look around you, James. Look. This is what's left of your world. Everything you ever stood for, everything you believed in, a ruin.\\
'''Bond:''' Why are we here? Did you miss me?\\
'''Oberhauser:''' No. But I know someone who does.\\
''[Oberhauser breathes into the glass, creating water droplets. He then forms a heart, indicating that he's taken Madeline hostage]''\\
'''Bond:''' Where is she?\\
'''Oberhauser:''' That's for you to find out. ''[Activates a timer]'' In three minutes, this building will be demolished. I can get out easily. Now, you have a choice. '''''[[SadisticChoice Die trying to save her, or save yourself and live with the pain]].'''''\\
'''Bond:''' ''You're bluffing.''\\
'''Oberhauser:''' Am I? ''[snickers [[SmugSnake smugly]]]'' I've really put you through it, haven't I? [[CainAndAbel That's brothers for you.]] '''[[SmugSnake They always know which buttons to press!]]'''
24th Aug '16 1:49:07 PM Hedging
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-->'''Wonka:''' I am extraordinarily busy, sir.

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-->'''Wonka:''' (''Not even looking at him; calmly but somewhat snappily'') I am extraordinarily busy, sir.



-->'''Wonka:''' ''[[[SuddenlyShouting Angrily]]]'' Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - ''"I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained,"'' et cetera, et cetera... ''"[[GratuitousLatin Fax mentis, incendium gloria cultum]],"'' et cetera, et cetera... ''"[[GratuitousLatin Memo bis punitor delicatum!]]"'' It's all there! Black and white, clear as crystal! You '''stole''' Fizzy-Lifting Drinks! You '''bumped''' into the ceiling, which now has to be washed and sterilized, so...'''[[MemeticMutation YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR!]]'''

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-->'''Wonka:''' ''now looking at him and'' ''[[[SuddenlyShouting Angrily]]]'' Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - ''"I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained,"'' et cetera, et cetera... ''"[[GratuitousLatin Fax mentis, incendium gloria cultum]],"'' et cetera, et cetera... ''"[[GratuitousLatin Memo bis punitor delicatum!]]"'' It's all there! Black and white, clear as crystal! You '''stole''' Fizzy-Lifting Drinks! You '''bumped''' into the ceiling, which now has to be washed and sterilized, so...'''[[MemeticMutation YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR!]]'''
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