History TheReasonYouSuckSpeech / FIlm

* In ''HarryPotterandtheOrderofthePhoenix'':, after enduring the Cruciatis curse, Harry tells Voldemort that it is he who is the weak one, and that he feels ''sorry'' for him.

* Film/CitizenKane get's the same lecture three times from three different people: IJustWantToBeLoved is a TragicDream if you truly believe ItsAllAboutMe. Does Kane understand or accept it? No.

* ''[[WesternAnimation/VeggieTales Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie]]'': Khalil lays a big one on Jonah.

* Andy in ''TheDevilWearsPrada'' gets these [[Quotes/TheDevilWearsPrada back to back to back]].

* Film/CitizenKane get's the same lecture three times from three different people: IJustWantToBeLoved is a TragicDream if you truly believe ItsAllAboutMe. Do Kane understand or accept it? No.

* ''[[VeggieTales Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie]]'': Khalil lays a big one on Jonah.

---> '''Leland:''' You talk about the people as if you own them, as though they belong to you. As long as I can remember, you've talked about "giving the people their rights," as if you could make them a present of liberty as a reward for services rendered! Remember the Working Man? You used to write an awful lot about the Working Man, and he's turning into something called "Organized Labour." You're not going to like that one little bit when you find out that it means your Working Man expects something as his right, not as your gift! Charley, when your precious underpriveleged really get together... ''oh boy,'' that's going to add up to something bigger than your priveleges. I don't know what you'll do- sail away to a desert island probably and lord it over the monkeys. You don't care about anything except you. You just want to persuade people that you love 'em so much that they ought to love you back. Only you want love on your own terms. Something to be played your way, according to your rules.

---> '''Susan:''' Love! You don't love anybody! Me or anybody else! You want to be loved - that's all you want! "I'm Charles Foster Kane. Whatever you want - just name it and it's yours! Only love me! Don't expect me to love you."

---> '''Boss Jim Gettys:''' You're the greatest fool I've ever known, Kane. If it was anybody else, I'd say what's going to happen to you would be a lesson to you. Only you're going to need more than one lesson. And you're going to get more than one lesson.

---> '''Leland:''' You don't care about anything except you. You just want to persuade people that you love 'em so much that they ought to love you back. Only you want love on your own terms. Something to be played your way, according to your rules.

* CitizenKane get's the same lecture three times from three different people: IJustWantToBeLoved is a TragicDream if you truly believe ItsAllAboutMe. Do Kane understand or accept it? No.

** --> '''Susan:''' ''Love! You don't love anybody! Me or anybody else! You want to be loved - that's all you want! I'm Charles Foster Kane. Whatever you want - just name it and it's yours! Only love me! Don't expect me to love you''
** --> '''Boss Jim Gettys:''' ''You're the greatest fool I've ever known, Kane. If it was anybody else, I'd say what's going to happen to you would be a lesson to you. Only you're going to need more than one lesson. And you're going to get more than one lesson.''
** --> '''Leland:''' ''You don't care about anything except you. You just want to persuade people that you love 'em so much that they ought to love you back. Only you want love on your own terms. Something to be played your way, according to your rules.''

* In ''{{Waiting}}'', Mitch, who had pretty much been TheVoiceless for the whole of the movie, gives [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG7ut2A6I5Y this one to the whole of the Shenanigan's staff at Monty's party.]]
** Way before then, Serena delivers one to {{Jerkass}} Monty infront of their friends after the latter takes a low blow:
-->'''Monty:''' Correct me if I'm wrong, but haven't I've been inside you?
-->'''Serena:''' Oh no Monty. Oh Monty.
-->'''Monty:''' Oh me.
-->'''Serena:''' You wanna brag about your sexual conquests, ya big stud you? You know what? Ok, Fine. Let's talk about it. Let me describe Monty's amazing sexual prowess. He'd barrel into me with that pathetic excuse of a child's penis and it would end so quickly, so abruptly, I wouldn't even have time to feel any sort of morbid accidental amusement towards his "technique", which was basically him seizuring on top of me about, Oh, 'bout forty five seconds, while I lay there trying not laugh.. or cry.
-->'''Dean:''' Ouch.
-->'''Serena:''' Is there any wonder why you still date girls in highschool? They're the only ones left. They don't know any better.
-->'''Monty:''' Okay okay alright. [[CompletelyMissingThePoint First of all, for the record, I always had an orgasm when we had sex]]. Secondly, everybody knows that I'm orally fixating and you can't deny that I played your vagina like a violin.
-->'''Serena:''' Oh, as if that some how negates the fact that once we got past foreplay, you turned into the little engine that couldn't hold his load.
-->'''Monty:''' Oh what the fuck ever. If I was that bad, then why were you at my house every night? I mean all I had to do was call and say "Hey I'm horny" and then fucking poof, as if by some fucking slut magic, you would appear. Now why is that?
-->'''Serena:''' Because at first, I really liked spending time with you. I thought you were a genuinely interesting guy to be around.
-->'''Monty:''' Very true.
-->'''Serena:''' Eventually it all wore thin and I realized that your personality is one short punctuated joke after another, much like our sex life and oh Monty, do you remember why we stopped dating?
-->'''Monty:''' Yeah I do. Because you were old news. I was looking at other girls and I was getting bored, basically that was why.
-->'''Serena:''' Yeah, yeah all that and the fact that I dumped you.
-->'''Calvin:''' Wait I thought you said you dumped-
-->'''Monty:''' Shut up, Cal. Alright I was just trying to let you down easy but this is bullshit because we both know that you enjoyed having sex with me.
-->'''Serena:''' The only real pleasure that I ever got from having sex with you came from making fun of it later with my friends. Tell him, Amy.
-->'''Amy:''' It's true, we laughed a lot at your expense.
-->'''Serena:''' So you know how when your walking past a group of people, you hear them laughing, you sometimes get that paranoid self-conscious feeling? Maybe they're laughing about you when they're really not? Well, in your case, they really are.
-->[blows a kiss and walks away]

* In ''Rashomon'', the wife has a speech like this in the fourth and final version of the story. The thief and her husband are each about to abandon her, but she assails their sense of masculine honor and taunts them into fighting over her.

** However, Del goes on to deliver a very [[Heartwarming/{{Ptitle5vg54n226fv8}} heartfelt]] [[IAmWhatIAm rebuttal]].

-->'''Angus:''' ''...Thank God.''

* The title character of ''Angus'' delivers an incredible one to JerkJock Rick in the movie's unequivocal CrowningMomentOfAwesome:

--> '''Mia''': Yeah, yeah I am but some day I might just grow out of that but you...you will never stop being a jerk.

-->'''Grinch:''' I could ''hang myself'' with all the bad Christmas neckties I've found in the dump!

*** Personally I think he paid for his lack of ''peripheral'' vision.

*** Another [[Awesome/StarWars Crowning Moment Of Awesome]] for Vader of course, along with saving Luke above, god... I wanted to choke Motti too.

--> [[spoiler: '''Xenos:''' I, who for the 1,000 have manipulated their ancestors like puppets. I killed their dragons and they blamed each other. I know how they think. I know how they feel. They are but weak humans. And they can do nothing!]]

* ''{{Outland}}''. The CorruptCorporateExecutive gives one of these to [[SeanConnery Marshall O'Neil]], who later admits that maybe the reason he's sticking his neck out is to find if he really is as worthless as everyone thinks he is.

* ''ThereWillBeBlood'': Daniel Plainview pulls a disproportionately savage one on Eli Sunday how he is a total failure compared to his brother, because he acted pious and self-righteous while demanding things, while he brother merely sold Daniel the land he needed to start drilling for oil. And because he had that land he was able to drill the oil out of the land Eli is now desperately trying to sell to him, making it totally worthless. He then goes on to demonstrate how he made that land useless by using a metaphor involving [[MemeticMutation milkshakes and really long straws]].