History Tearjerker / JakeAndAmir

--> '''Amir:''' [[BlatantLies Got laid last night!]]

-->'''Jake:''' I dislike being with you.

* As one of the last episodes, "Song of You" is kind of a bummer, from the [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption sheer futility]] of Amir's attempt to impress Jake with a song he wrote for him to his inarticulate attempt to express how crushed he is by this ("I just wanna do shit that makes me smile of you!"), which leads Jake to conclude that his intelligence is actually deteriorating, to the inevitable conclusion:

* "Song of You" is kind of a bummer, from the [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption sheer futility]] of Amir's attempt to impress Jake with a song he wrote for him to his inarticulate attempt to express how crushed he is by this ("I just wanna do shit that makes me smile of you!") to the inevitable conclusion:

* "Song of You" is kind of a bummer, from the [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption sheer futility]] of Amir's attempt to impress Jake with a song to his inarticulate attempt to express how crushed he is by this ("I just wanna do shit that makes me smile of you!") to the inevitable conclusion:

-->'''Amir:''' -[[SelectiveObliviousness my guitar won't fit]]. Exactly right.

* "Song of You" is kind of a bummer, from the [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption sheer futility]] of Amir's attempt to impress Jake with a song to his inarticulate attempt to express how crushed he is by this ("I just wanna do shit that makes me smile of you!"), to the inevitable conclusion:

* "Song of You" is kind of a bummer, from the [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption sheer futility]] of Amir's attempt to impress Jake with a song to his inarticulate attempt to express how crushed he is by this ("I just wanna do shit that makes me smile of you!"), to the inevitable ending:

* "Song of You."

-->''Jake:''' I dislike being with you.

-->'''Jake:''' Why do you want [your father's] affection? It sounds like he's a terrible person.

-->'''Jake:''' No, he doesn't. How could he possibly mean well?

-->'''Amir:''' ''(subdued)''He means well.

-->'''Amir:''' He means well.

* "Date Night" (alternatively known as "Amir Faces the Harsh Reality of Dating"), an episode which pulls back from the show's usual format and gives us some insight into Amir's life outside the office. On a date which is clearly going badly, he offers the girl 500 dollars on the condition that she leave immediately and never see him again, meaning to test her commitment. She leaves without hesitation and he laments, "Nobody's ever not taken the cash." The rest of the video depicts him walking silently and miserably home, eating fast food in a lonely apartment [[StalkerShrine decorated with pictures of Jake]] and crying by himself. The last few seconds shift to the usual office setting with Amir sitting across from Jake, at the point where an episode would typically begin.

-->'''Amir:''' ''[[PleaseDontLeaveMe Then stay!]]'' Then stay.

--> '''Amir:''' [[BlatantLies Got laid last night.]]

* In "The Last Jake and Amir Episode Ever!", Jake and Amir, [[spoiler:clearing out their desks after being fired from [=CollegeHumor=], lament not going more simple with the web series idea and impulsively [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall shoot the script for the early episode "Beer" with a digital camera]]. The exchange is intercut with footage from the actual episode representing the footage they're filming. [[WhoWouldWantToWatchUs The two then decide that it's not very good and abandon the idea of filming more]], [[DownerEnding leaving their future uncertain]]. The lighting of the scene, taking place after-hours, is unsettlingly somber in contrast to the typical setting of the office by day.]]

* In "The Last Jake and Amir Episode Ever!", Jake and Amir, [[spoiler:clearing out their desks after being fired from [=CollegeHumor=], lament not going more simple with the web series idea and impulsively [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall shoot the script for the early episode "Beer" with a digital camera]]. The exchange is intercut with footage from the actual episode representing the footage they're filming. [[WhoWouldWantToWatchUs The two then decide that it's not very good and abandon the idea of filming more]], [[DownerEnding leaving their future uncertain]]. The lighting of the scene, taking place after-hours, is particularly somber when compared to the typical setting of the office by day.]]

* In "The Last Jake and Amir Episode Ever!", Jake and Amir, [[spoiler:clearing out their desks after being fired from [=CollegeHumor=], lament not going more simple with the web series idea and impulsively [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall shoot the script for the early episode "Beer" with a digital camera]]. The exchange is intercut with footage from the actual episode representing the footage they're filming. [[WhoWouldWantToWatchUs The two then decide that it's not very good and abandon the idea of filming more]], [[DownerEnding leaving their future uncertain]].]]

* "Date Night" (alternatively known as "Amir Faces the Harsh Reality of Dating"), an episode which pulls back from the show's usual format and gives us some insight into Amir's life outside the office. On a date which is clearly going badly, he offers the girl 500 dollars on the condition that she leave immediately and never see him again, meaning to test her commitment. She leaves without hesitation and he laments, "Nobody's ever not taken the cash." The rest of the video depicts him walking silently and miserably home, eating fast food in his apartment and crying alone. The last few seconds shift to the usual office setting with Amir sitting across from Jake, at the point where an episode would typically begin.

* In "The Last Jake and Amir Episode Ever!", Jake and Amir, [[spoiler:clearing out their desks after being fired from [=CollegeHumor=], lament not going more simple with the web series idea and impulsively [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall shoot the script for the early episode "Beer" with a digital camera]]. The exchange is intercut with footage from the actual episode representing the footage they're filming. [[WhoWouldWantToWatchUs The two then decide that it's not very good and abandon the idea of making it into a web series]], [[DownerEnding leaving their future uncertain]].]]

* In "The Last Jake and Amir Episode Ever!", Jake and Amir, [[spoiler:clearing out their desks after being fired from [=CollegeHumor=], impulsively [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall shoot the script for the early episode "Beer" with a digital camera]]. The exchange is intercut with footage from the actual episode representing the footage they're filming. [[WhoWouldWantToWatchUs The two then decide that it's not very good and abandon the idea of making it into a web series]], [[DownerEnding leaving their future uncertain]].]]

** The last exchange of the show:
--->'''Jake:''' So what's next?
--->'''Amir:''' [[spoiler:[[MeaningfulEcho Dinner tonight?]]]]

* In the last episode of the finale, Jake and Amir, [[spoiler:clearing out their desks after being fired from [=CollegeHumor=], impulsively [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall shoot the script for the early episode "Beer" with a digital camera]]. The exchange is intercut with footage from the actual episode representing the footage they're filming. [[WhoWouldWantToWatchUs The two then decide that it's not very good and abandon the idea of making it into a web series]], [[DownerEnding leaving their future uncertain]].]]
** The last line of the show:

--->'''Amir:''' [[spoiler:[[MeaningfulEcho Dinner tonight?]]]]