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-->'''Strong Bad''': Alright, big pretend killer man. Tell me the most awesome story you have with plenty of super cool senseless violence!\\
'''Heavy''': When I was boy, I was at camp, being trained in many ways of combat.\\
'''Max''': Assassination camp for kids?! Oh, this is gonna be good!\\
'''Heavy''': There was sparrow, sitting on fence. [[SnowMeansDeath Snow falls quietly around me.]] Without notice, another boy jumps from behind tree and kills sparrow with throwing knife! The boy runs away.\\
'''Max''': And then...?\\
'''Heavy''': I pick up sparrow and hear his last breath before digging him tiny grave...\\
'''Tycho''': (''quietly cries into his hands'')\\
'''Strong Bad''': [[EveryoneHasStandards That's not even a little bit funny, man]].\\
'''Heavy''': (''sincerely'') No. It's not.

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-->'''Strong Bad''': Bad:''' Alright, big pretend killer man. Tell me the most awesome story you have with plenty of super cool senseless violence!\\
'''Heavy''': '''Heavy:''' When I was boy, I was at camp, being trained in many ways of combat.\\
'''Max''': '''Max:''' Assassination camp for kids?! Oh, this is gonna be good!\\
'''Heavy''': '''Heavy:''' There was sparrow, sitting on fence. [[SnowMeansDeath Snow falls quietly around me.]] Without notice, another boy jumps from behind tree and kills sparrow with throwing knife! The boy runs away.\\
'''Max''': '''Max:''' And then...?\\
'''Heavy''': '''Heavy:''' I pick up sparrow and hear his last breath before digging him tiny grave...\\
'''Tycho''': '''Tycho:''' (''quietly cries into his hands'')\\
'''Strong Bad''': Bad:''' [[EveryoneHasStandards That's not even a little bit funny, man]].\\
'''Heavy''': '''Heavy:''' (''sincerely'') No. It's not.

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* Heavy tells a tale about how he dug a grave for a sparrow during his stay in an assassin's camp as a child. Tycho is reduced to tears.
-->'''Strong Bad''': Alright big pretend killer man. Tell me the most awesome story you have with plenty of super cool senseless violence!\\

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* Heavy tells a tale about how [[BruiserWithASoftCenter he dug a grave for a sparrow sparrow]] during his stay in an assassin's camp as a child. Tycho is reduced to tears.
tears, and even [[HeroicComedicSociopath Max]] looks outright ''crushed'' to hear how it ended.
-->'''Strong Bad''': Alright Alright, big pretend killer man. Tell me the most awesome story you have with plenty of super cool senseless violence!\\



'''Max''': Assassination camp for kids, oh this is gonna be good!\\

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'''Max''': Assassination camp for kids, oh kids?! Oh, this is gonna be good!\\



'''Tycho''': *Crying.*\\

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'''Tycho''': *Crying.*\\(''quietly cries into his hands'')\\



'''Heavy''': No, it's not...
* Heavy's references to being sent to a work camp if he fails. HarsherInHindsight after ''Meet The Director'', which revealed he actually spent time in one as a child in 1941. He was only able to leave with his mother and sisters by killing all the guards and setting the place on fire.
* If you win the Iron Curtain in the middle of a game, Heavy murmurs "Goodbye, my love" and hugs her gently before leaving the table, dejected. Happily, you can give her back to him in VideoGame/TeamFortress2.

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'''Heavy''': No, it's not...
(''sincerely'') No. It's not.
* Heavy's references to being sent to a work camp if he fails. HarsherInHindsight after ''Meet The Director'', which revealed he actually spent time in one as a child in 1941. He was only able to leave with his mother and sisters by killing all the guards and setting burning the place on fire.
to the ground.
* If you win the Iron Curtain in the middle of a game, Heavy murmurs "Goodbye, my love" and hugs her gently before leaving the table, dejected. Happily, you can give her back to him in VideoGame/TeamFortress2.
''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''.
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'''Strong Bad''': That's not even a little bit funny, man.\\

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'''Strong Bad''': [[EveryoneHasStandards That's not even a little bit funny, man.man]].\\
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* Heavy tells a tale about how he dug a grave for a sparrow during his stay in an assassin's camp as a child. Tycho is reduced to tears.
-->'''Strong Bad''': Alright big pretend killer man. Tell me the most awesome story you have with plenty of super cool senseless violence!\\
'''Heavy''': When I was boy, I was at camp, being trained in many ways of combat.\\
'''Max''': Assassination camp for kids, oh this is gonna be good!\\
'''Heavy''': There was sparrow, sitting on fence. [[SnowMeansDeath Snow falls quietly around me.]] Without notice, another boy jumps from behind tree and kills sparrow with throwing knife! The boy runs away.\\
'''Max''': And then...?\\
'''Heavy''': I pick up sparrow and hear his last breath before digging him tiny grave...\\
'''Tycho''': *Crying.*\\
'''Strong Bad''': That's not even a little bit funny, man.\\
'''Heavy''': No, it's not...
* Heavy's references to being sent to a work camp if he fails. HarsherInHindsight after ''Meet The Director'', which revealed he actually spent time in one as a child in 1941. He was only able to leave with his mother and sisters by killing all the guards and setting the place on fire.
* If you win the Iron Curtain in the middle of a game, Heavy murmurs "Goodbye, my love" and hugs her gently before leaving the table, dejected. Happily, you can give her back to him in VideoGame/TeamFortress2.

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