History TearJerker / PokerNight2

-->'''Claptrap:''' A tie?! That's like kissing your sister!
-->'''Ash:''' ...My sister's dead.
-->'''Brock:''' Mine too...
-->'''Sam:''' (sadly) I had a sister once... She was erased in a temporal anomaly...
-->'''Claptrap:''' ...Awkward...

* A bit of an [[ActuallyPrettyFunny admittedly pretty funny]] [[PlayerPunch fuck you to the player]] if you choose to raise, some times Sam will say "Hey! I thought we were friends!". To which Max replies "It's playing computer poker by itself Sam. It doesn't have friends." Even the most extroverted of players will feel a little bad about themselves after hearing that.

* A bit of an [[ActuallyPrettyFunny admittedly pretty funny]] [[PlayerPunch fuck you to the player]] if you choose to raise, some times Sam will say "Hey! I thought we were friends". To which Max replies "It's playing computer poker by itself Sam. It doesn't have friends." Even the most extroverted of players will feel a little bad about themselves after hearing that.

* Brock tries to remind GLaDOS of Cave Johnson, stating that Rusty told him that he used to hang out with the original Team Venture. GLaDOS can find no trace of him in her files, stating someone or something redacted all traces of Cave...then she begins to wonder why she feels sad.

-->Ash: [[spoiler: (reading the engraving on the ring) My life's an open book. (looks down, quietly, and puts the ring back in his pocket) ]]

-->Ash: [[spoiler: [reading the engraving on the ring] My life's an open book. [looks down, quietly, and puts the ring back in his pocket] ]]

-->'''Claptrap:''' A tie?! That's like making out with your sister!
-->'''Ash:''' My sister's dead.

-->Ash: [[spoiler: [reading the engraving on the ring] My life's an open book. [looks down, quietly, and puts the ring back in his pocket]]]

-->Ash: [[spoiler]][reading the engraving on the ring] My life's an open book. [looks down, quietly, and puts the ring back in his pocket]]]

* Ash's stories about fiannce Wendy and how it ends.

** Or maybe [[spoiler:she really wasn't lying about deleting her, along with everything else about Cave Johnson.]]

** [[spoiler: [[HopeSpot Maybe little Caroline is in there, too?]]]]

* Brock tries to remind GLaDOS of Cave Johnson, stating that Rusty told him that he used to hang out with the original Team Venture. GLaDOS can find no trace of him in her files, stating someone or something redacted all traces of Cave...then she begins to wonder why she feels sad

-->'''Brock:''' Mine too...