History ShutUpHannibal / LiveActionTV

'''Dalek:''' ''[{{beat}}]'' [[AC:[[NotSoDifferent You would make a good Dalek.]]]]

* ''Series/PrisonBreak'': After Mahone's HeelFaceTurn his son is killed out of retribution. Mahone captures the man who did it, gets insanely brutal in torturing him until he calls Mahone's wife and apologizes, then leads him to a dock tied to a bunch of weights. The killer starts a speech to Mahone about how [[NotSoDifferent they aren't any different]], only for Mahone to push him into the water after just a few words.

-->'''Harold:''' How can you be so certain, Ms. Groves, that the Machine does not wish for you to be presicely where you are?

* ''{{Series/Firefly}}'':

-->'''Freedman''': You're a victim too, Flagg. But you're such an unbelievable example of [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar walking fertilizer]], it's hard for me to care.

** In "Recap/{{Serenity}}", where [[spoiler:Dobson]] is holding a gun to River's head, the Fed starts in on what he's going to do if anyone moves. Mal, who is just heading aboard the ship, ends the speech by shooting him in the head. [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Without even breaking stride]].

-->'''Illyria:''' Do you know what you were [[TimeAbyss when I was young]]? You were the muck at our feet! We called you the Ooze That Eats Itself. You were pretty at night. You sparkled, and you ''[[HumansAreSmelly stank]]!'' You ''still'' stink of it!\\
Angel: Will you just shut up for once?!\\
'''Illyria:''' ''(confused)'' What?!\\

* ''Series/{{Hannibal}}'': [[spoiler: Jack Crawford]] gives a good [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown one]] to [[spoiler: [[TropeNamer Hannibal Lector]]. Not only for comeuppance for their last fight, but deceiving everyone into thinking Will Graham was a delusional murderer, imprisoning one of his trainees (whose arm he also amputated) in a well, turning a member of his BSU team into a cross-sectional display, encouraging his terminally ill wife into committing suicide, taunting Jack at her funeral with a condolences note, then attempting to manipulate Jack during their next fight by [[TranquilFury constantly commenting on her death]]. It wouldn't be surprising if tricking him into eating people may have also played a part in it]]. The fact he literally set it to the tune of Rossini's "The Thieving Magpie" makes it all the more satisfying.

* ''Series/{{Angel}}'': In the final episode when Hamilton gains the upper hand over the vampire, he begins to boast about how he is part of the Senior Partners, ending with: "My blood is filled with their ancient power!" Angel picks himself up, and smiles almost pitying at him before saying [[spoiler:"Can you pick out the one word there you probably shouldn't have said?" and proceeding to drink from him, gaining a massive power boost.]] And then, with his GameFace still on, he gets another perfect one-liner after draining him. "Wow, you really are full of it." ''(licks his finger)''. There is one final one at the end of their fight, when Hamilton boasts: "We are legion. We are forever." Angel breaks Hamilton's grip, and proceeds to pound him saying "Then I guess forever, just got a hell of a lot shorter" [[spoiler: ending it with one final punch that [[MegatonPunch break's Hamilton's neck]]]].

** One of her boyfriends picks up on it too. Recurring human villain Ethan Rayne walks away while delivering a lecture on why Buffy can't kill him. He walks straight into Riley, who arrests him.
** A villain to newly minted villain when Willow cuts Warren's excuses short, saying "Bored now." before flaying him alive and leaving him to die in the dirt.
** Buffy's speech to the [[EliteMooks Turok-Han]] before fighting it. Notably, the Turok isn't even capable of speech, but it represents [[BigBad the First]], and in any case, the speech is more for the sake of raising morale among the Potentials, who are bearing witness.

* ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'': Had an EvilVsEvil variant with two Borg cubes hailing Species 8472 in one of the shortest (and [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments funniest]]) teaser openings ever:

** Another Perp of the Week tried to intimidate Caine with a WeAreEverywhere speech. Cain replies calmly that since the perp's demonstrated himself as a known threat, everyone he's even remotely related to in any way has become a person of interest. Cue huge PerpWalk montage.

** In a crossover with ''Series/CSINewYork'', a psychopath, after going on a killing spree in two states, thanks Mac for "looking after him" [[FreudianExcuse when no one else would]]. Mac tells him to shove it, saying that many people have had worse lives and didn't turn out evil.

-->'''Morden:''' What do you want?
-->'''Vir:''' I'd like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that [[DealWithTheDevil some favors come with too high a price]]. I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave like this. ''[grins and wiggles fingers]'' Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?

-->'''Cannibal:''' ''(to Booth)'' You don't understand; it's a spiritual right to share the life force...\\

-->'''Bones:''' ''I've noticed that very few people are scary once they've been poked in the eye.''

-->'''The First:''' I’m not a demon, little girl. I am something you cannot even ''conceive''. The First Evil. Beyond sin, beyond death. I am the thing the darkness fears. You’ll never see me but I am ''everywhere''. Every being, every thought, every drop of hate -
-->'''Buffy:''' All right, I ''get'' it. ''You're evil''. Do we have to chat about it all day?

-->"Looks good, doesn't it? They're trapped in here. Terrified, meat for the beast, and there's nothing they can do but wait. That's all they've been doing for days, waiting to be picked off, having nightmares about monsters that can't be killed. But I don't believe in that. I always find a way. I'm the thing that monsters have nightmares about. And right now, you and me are gonna show 'em why.

** "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS21E5PlanetOfFire Planet of Fire]]" features this wonderful exchange when Peri first encounters the Master:

** In the final episode, when [[spoiler:Cheese is making a speech about how the Prop Joe and Marlo had had "their time" and now it is his time to take over. Well, he would have got to that part had Slim Charles not decided to make "his time" quite short]].
** Also well done much earlier, when Omar, a stick-up man who robs drug dealers ([[WouldNotShootACivilian but has never harmed anyone not involved in the drug game]]) is testifying at the trial of a drug enforcer accused of murdering a state's witness. [[AmoralAttorney Drug Lawyer]] Levy tries to first undermine Omar's credibility by hinting that he's only testifying to get out of some other charge, (which is untrue) then attempts to paint Omar as an amoral parasite who feeds off the violence, death, and corruption of the drug world. Omar shuts him down by casually pointing out that description applies to Levy too:

** In episode 6 of "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS1E8TheReignOfTerror The Reign of Terror]]", Robespierre is arrested. He is about to make a speech when he is shot in the jaw.

'''Peri''': So what? I'm Perpugilliam Brown and I can shout just as loud as you can.

** "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS25E1RemembranceOfTheDaleks Remembrance of the Daleks]]" the Doctor gets one of the greatest examples yet:

** "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS25E4TheGreatestShowInTheGalaxy The Greatest Show in the Galaxy]]" where galactic explorer [[SmugSnake Captain Cook]] is [[SmallNameBigEgo bragging about all the planets he's been to]] while his werewolf associate tries to kill the Doctor:

** There's another funny one in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS26E2GhostLight Ghost Light]]" when Josiah Smith is explaining how he will rule the British Empire after he's assassinated Queen Victoria:

'''Dalek''': ''[{{beat}}]'' [[AC:[[NotSoDifferent You would make a good Dalek.]]]]
** Another example is in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E7TheLongGame The Long Game]]", when the Ninth Doctor is captured by the Editor of an evil news channel, secretly controlling the thoughts of every single human.

** The first confrontation with the Dalek Emperor in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E13ThePartingOfTheWays The Parting of the Ways]]" ends in a particularly epic one. When the Dalek Emperor begins a monologue about how he survived the Time War, the Doctor interrupts him with a flat "I get it", after which all the Daleks furiously state how he should never ever interrupt their Emperor. The Doctor's response:
--->'''The Doctor''': I think you're forgetting something. I'm the Doctor and if there is one thing I can do, it's talk. I've got five billion languages and you've got no way of stopping me. So if there is anybody who's going to shut up IT'S YOU!
** The Headmaster, Mr. Rocastle, delivers a good one to Son of Mine in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E9TheFamilyOfBlood The Family of Blood]]". Son of Mine responds with his own "Shut up, Hannibal", before producing a gun and killing Mr. Philips, who had accompanied Rocastle outside.

** A non-verbal villain-on-villain one occurs in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E17E18TheEndOfTime The End of Time]]". [[spoiler:The Master is gloating about how his Turn-Every-Human-Into-The-Master machine can now be used as a Transform-The-Returned-Time-Lords-Into-The-Master machine... and upon hearing this, Rassilon silently uses his [[GreenLanternRing Glowing Metal Gauntlet]] to undo the machine's effect, returning every human to their original state.]]

-->'''Picard''': But you will still be in this place. Forever, alone, immortal. (Armus begins growling) That's your real fear, never to die. Never again to be united with those who left you here. (Armus begins screaming) I'm not taking you anywhere.

'''Omar:''' [[Awesome/TheWire I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. 'Sall in the game, though, right?]]

'''Omar:''' [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome I've got the shotgun, you've got the briefcase. It's all in the game though]].

* ''Series/{{Angel}}'': In the final episode when Hamilton gains the upper hand over the vampire, he begins to boast about his own awesomeness, ending with: "The power of the Senior Partners runs through my blood!" Angel picks himself up, and smiles almost pitying at him before saying [[spoiler:"Can you pick out the one word you probably shouldn't have said?" and proceeding to drink from him, gaining a massive power boost.]] And then, with his GameFace still on, he gets another perfect one-liner after draining him. "Wow, you really are full of it." ''(licks his finger)''. There is one final one at the end of their fight, when Hamilton boasts: "We are legion. We are forever." Angel breaks Hamilton's grip, and proceeds to pound him saying "Then I guess forever, just got a hell of a lot shorter" [[spoiler: ending it with one final punch that [[MegatonPunch break's Hamilton's neck]]]].

** Cox's therapist gave him a BreakThemByTalking after Cox constantly made fun of him instead of listening. It went about something like why Cox is how he is and how pathetic and sad he really is behind his JerkassFacade. Dr. Cox replied with crying like a baby in an overly sarcastic manner, saying "Give me a break" and leaving.

*** [[CrowningMomentofAwesome "You have fruit punch mouth."]]

*** Especially good as he was trying to hypnotize her at the time. [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome It is also the only time the Master ever fails to hypnotize a human being straight out]], and no reason for this is ever given. Apart from the fact that she can shout just as loud as he can.

'''The Doctor:''' Powerful! Crush the lesser races! Conquer the galaxy! Unimaginable power! [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Unlimited rice pudding!]] Et cetera, et cetera!

** In "Recap/{{Serenity}}", where [[spoiler:Dobson]] is holding a gun to River's head, the Fed starts in on what he's going to do if anyone moves. Mal, who is just heading aboard the ship, ends the speech by shooting him in the head. [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Without even breaking stride]].

* ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'': Had an EvilVsEvil variant with two Borg cubes hailing Species 8472 in one of the shortest (and [[CrowningMomentOfFunny funniest]]) teaser openings ever:

** Jessie, the [[spoiler: anti-anti-christ]] tells the Demon who is possessing his mom to sit down and shut up, who was in the process of telling him that everyone he ever knew lied to him. This is after Sam tried telling the truth. After Sam tells him the truth, Jessie banishes the demon from his mother. Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome for the little guy too.

'''Omar:''' [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome I've got the shotgun, you've got the briefcase. It's all in the game though]].