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** May 26, 2010: An 18-year-old man sues his mother for [[BornUnlucky draining an $8,000 college fund awarded to him in a lead poisoning settlement when he was 16]]. Brown doesn't hesitate to interrogate the defendant about where the money went, and she claims [[ItsAllAboutMe she spent it on a new car after hers broke down when they were moving]], and tries to argue that this purchase ultimately benefited the plaintiff. Brown points out [[LogicalFallacy the obvious fallacy]] that it couldn't have benefited the plaintiff ''that much'' if he (and all but one of his siblings) was already old enough to drive, and then explains that [[UsefulNotes/StayingOutOfLegalTrouble she was supposed to obtain permission from a probate court to use the money in this manner]]. The defendant's stepdaughter then testifies as a witness for the plaintiff, alleging that [[Main/FromBadToWorse a fraud investigation was underway for a credit card opened in her name with the defendant's address and phone number]], causing Brown to chastise the defendant for [[Main/OnlyInItForTheMoney taking advantage of her own children to make money for herself]] and laments that [[Main/PutOnAPrisonBus she deserves to go to jail for these offenses]]. Needless to say, he awards the plaintiff $8,000.

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** May 26, 2010: An 18-year-old man sues his mother for [[BornUnlucky draining an $8,000 college fund awarded to him in a lead poisoning settlement when he was 16]]. Brown doesn't hesitate to interrogate the defendant about where the money went, and she claims [[ItsAllAboutMe she spent it on a new car after hers broke down when they were moving]], and tries to argue that this purchase ultimately benefited the plaintiff. Brown points out [[LogicalFallacy [[UsefulNotes/LogicalFallacies the obvious fallacy]] that it couldn't have benefited the plaintiff ''that much'' if he (and all but one of his siblings) was already old enough to drive, and then explains that [[UsefulNotes/StayingOutOfLegalTrouble she was supposed to obtain permission from a probate court to use the money in this manner]]. The defendant's stepdaughter then testifies as a witness for the plaintiff, alleging that [[Main/FromBadToWorse a fraud investigation was underway for a credit card opened in her name with the defendant's address and phone number]], causing Brown to chastise the defendant for [[Main/OnlyInItForTheMoney taking advantage of her own children to make money for herself]] and laments that [[Main/PutOnAPrisonBus she deserves to go to jail for these offenses]]. Needless to say, he awards the plaintiff $8,000.
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* Main/AccentInterest: Brown has a ''very'' distinctive Tennessean accent.
* Main/AllJustAPrank:
** At least two cases have been confirmed to be faked by [[Main/FriendlyScheming the parties involved]] in order to [[Main/GetRichQuickScheme make some quick cash]]: [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SQyfyIljttM A 1999 case about a painting damaged at a rock concert]], and [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bpOk20BpqXU a 2006 case about transvestite strippers hired for a bachelor party]]. In both instances, Brown ruled in favor of the plaintiff for the full amount they asked for, based on [[Main/OverlyPrePreparedGag the strength of their fabricated evidence]].
** A [[Main/SubvertedTrope Subverted]] example from the February 14, 2000 episode: The plaintiff sues her former friend, alleging that she damaged her property during a fight they had in the aftermath of a daytime talk show appearance. The plaintiff claims that, to get onto the show, they faked a story about the defendant sleeping with her boyfriend, only to find out shortly after the taping ended that [[Main/OpenSecret the defendant actually]] ''[[Main/OpenSecret did]]'' [[Main/OpenSecret sleep with him]]. Brown is '''immediately''' skeptical of this story, pointing out that if all three of them were so eager to fake that story to get onto the talk show, then [[Main/CryingWolf what was to stop them from faking]] ''[[Main/CryingWolf this]]'' [[Main/CryingWolf story to get onto his show?]] He ultimately [[Main/TheCon accuses them of trying to squeeze free money out of him]] and dismisses the case.

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* Main/AccentInterest: AccentInterest: Brown has a ''very'' distinctive Tennessean accent.
* Main/AllJustAPrank:
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** At least two cases have been confirmed to be faked by [[Main/FriendlyScheming [[FriendlyScheming the parties involved]] in order to [[Main/GetRichQuickScheme [[GetRichQuickScheme make some quick cash]]: [[https://m.youtube.[[https://youtube.com/watch?v=SQyfyIljttM A 1999 case about a painting damaged at a rock concert]], and [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bpOk20BpqXU a 2006 case about transvestite strippers hired for a bachelor party]]. In both instances, Brown ruled in favor of the plaintiff for the full amount they asked for, based on [[Main/OverlyPrePreparedGag [[OverlyPrePreparedGag the strength of their fabricated evidence]].
** A [[Main/SubvertedTrope [[SubvertedTrope Subverted]] example from the February 14, 2000 episode: The plaintiff sues her former friend, alleging that she damaged her property during a fight they had in the aftermath of a daytime talk show appearance. The plaintiff claims that, to get onto the show, they faked a story about the defendant sleeping with her boyfriend, only to find out shortly after the taping ended that [[Main/OpenSecret [[OpenSecret the defendant actually]] ''[[Main/OpenSecret did]]'' [[Main/OpenSecret sleep with him]]. Brown is '''immediately''' skeptical of this story, pointing out that if all three of them were so eager to fake that story to get onto the talk show, then [[Main/CryingWolf what was to stop them from faking]] ''[[Main/CryingWolf this]]'' [[Main/CryingWolf story to get onto his show?]] He ultimately [[Main/TheCon accuses them of trying to squeeze free money out of him]] and dismisses the case.



* NoListeningSkills: The first case on the July 19, 2010 episode involved a woman suing her witness’ friend over the sale of a used car after the engine dies 5 hours later, but her testimony RAPIDLY falls apart when she admits to calling her witness when the oil light came on a couple of hours later, [[Main/TooDumbToLive continued to drive the car anyway]], and then called her witness again when the engine died 3 hours later. The defendant claims that, at pickup, he tried to tell the plaintiff that the car needed an oil change immediately because it had sat unused for a year, but she quickly brushed it off and [[Main/EasilyDistracted was more preoccupied with tuning the radio]] and [[Main/PhoneaholicTeenager chatting on her cell phone]] over anything he said. Cue the testimony from the plaintiff’s witness, and she proceeds to ''[[Main/NotHelpingYourCase back up everything the defendant said]]'', and adds that before the plaintiff drove off, the defendant told her what he '''tried''' to tell the plaintiff, and she relayed this information to the plaintiff when she called her about the oil light a couple of hours later. Brown is ''genuinely baffled'' at how the plaintiff refused to listen to '''anybody''' and not only ruined the engine as a result, but also [[Main/EpicFail brought in a witness that validated the defendant’s testimony]]. To the surprise of absolutely no one, he dismisses the case.

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* NoListeningSkills: The first case on the July 19, 2010 episode involved a woman suing her witness’ friend over the sale of a used car after the engine dies 5 hours later, but her testimony RAPIDLY falls apart when she admits to calling her witness when the oil light came on a couple of hours later, [[Main/TooDumbToLive continued to drive the car anyway]], and then called her witness again when the engine died 3 hours later. The defendant claims that, at pickup, he tried to tell the plaintiff that the car needed an oil change immediately because it had sat unused for a year, but she quickly brushed it off and [[Main/EasilyDistracted [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny was more preoccupied with tuning the radio]] and [[Main/PhoneaholicTeenager chatting on her cell phone]] over anything he said. Cue the testimony from the plaintiff’s witness, and she proceeds to ''[[Main/NotHelpingYourCase back up everything the defendant said]]'', and adds that before the plaintiff drove off, the defendant told her what he '''tried''' to tell the plaintiff, and she relayed this information to the plaintiff when she called her about the oil light a couple of hours later. Brown is ''genuinely baffled'' at how the plaintiff refused to listen to '''anybody''' and not only ruined the engine as a result, but also [[Main/EpicFail brought in a witness that validated the defendant’s testimony]]. To the surprise of absolutely no one, he dismisses the case.
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* TheAnnouncer: [[VoiceOfDramatic Ben Patrick Johnson]] in seasons 1-7, then Rolonda Watts for the remainder of the run.

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* TheAnnouncer: [[VoiceOfDramatic Ben Patrick Johnson]] Johnson in seasons 1-7, then Rolonda Watts for the remainder of the run.
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* Main/ClusterFBomb:
** October 20, 1998: A woman sues her ex-boyfriend for assault, but fails to adequately explain how someone like him (who walks with a cane) could possibly have the physical prowess to cause the injuries she claims he did, while the defendant alleges that she’s hot-tempered and any hit to her was done in self-defense. When it becomes clear that Brown is about to dismiss the case, the plaintiff suddenly [[Main/MicDrop throws her mic to the ground]], [[Main/ScrewThisImOuttaHere begins to storm out]], and then cusses out both the defendant and Brown before Holly finishes dragging her out of the courtroom, prompting Brown to slyly remark “[[Main/NotHelpingYourCase ma'am, I think you're illustrating his point now!]]”
** February 11, 2010: A defendant being sued for a hit-and-run accident with a rental car gets yelled at by Brown for claiming to have nothing to do with it [[Main/CaughtOnTape despite overwhelming evidence that he has a history of crashing rental cars]]. When Brown says that he’ll send the evidence over to the district attorney, the defendant proceeds to cuss him out, [[Main/ScrewThisImOuttaHere storm out]], and then [[Main/TooDumbToLive makes a censored threat towards Brown]] before exiting the courtroom.

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* Main/ClusterFBomb:
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** October 20, 1998: A woman sues her ex-boyfriend for assault, but fails to adequately explain how someone like him (who walks with a cane) could possibly have the physical prowess to cause the injuries she claims he did, while the defendant alleges that she’s hot-tempered and any hit to her was done in self-defense. When it becomes clear that Brown is about to dismiss the case, the plaintiff suddenly [[Main/MicDrop [[MicDrop throws her mic to the ground]], [[Main/ScrewThisImOuttaHere [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere begins to storm out]], and then cusses out both the defendant and Brown before Holly finishes dragging her out of the courtroom, prompting Brown to slyly remark “[[Main/NotHelpingYourCase “[[NotHelpingYourCase ma'am, I think you're illustrating his point now!]]”
** February 11, 2010: A defendant being sued for a hit-and-run accident with a rental car gets yelled at by Brown for claiming to have nothing to do with it [[Main/CaughtOnTape despite overwhelming evidence that he has a history of crashing rental cars]]. When Brown says that he’ll send the evidence over to the district attorney, the defendant proceeds to cuss him out, [[Main/ScrewThisImOuttaHere storm out]], and then [[Main/TooDumbToLive [[TooDumbToLive makes a censored threat towards Brown]] before exiting the courtroom.



* DidntThinkThisThrough: One of the most ridiculous cases in the show’s history happened on the September 23, 1998 episode, in which a jilted bride sues her ex-boyfriend for wedding expenses, while he countersues for harassment. It quickly becomes apparent that the defendant never had any interest in marrying the plaintiff and repeatedly told her this, but when presented with [[Main/CaughtOnTape evidence that he applied for a marriage license with her and attended the wedding rehearsal]], his defense is that [[Main/TooDumbToLive he did these things because he thought she’d finally leave him alone about marrying her]]. Nevertheless, the tables quickly turn on the plaintiff when it’s revealed that her and the defendant weren’t even living together in the time leading up to the wedding ''and'' she hadn’t met any of the defendant’s family members, and once she admits that ''she didn’t even visit the defendant’s new address '''a single time before the wedding''''', [[Main/RageBreakingPoint Brown declares that he’s had enough]] and dismisses both cases.
* Main/EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: The earliest-taped episodes of the first season, which resurfaced on Creator/PlutoTV in 2021, featured a number of differences compared to the rest of the series: Brown had an [[Main/OlderThanTheyLook undyed gray mustache]], Holly introduced Brown as “the honorable Joe Brown, judge presiding” instead of the familiar “the honorable Judge Joe Brown presiding”, and Jacque offered commentary going '''into''' commercial in addition to the usual commentary coming out of commercial.
* Main/EpicFail: The May 18, 1999 episode featured a case where a woman sues her ex-husband for breaking her camera during a child pickup in front of their children’s school, claiming that he deliberately assaulted her and [[Main/CaughtOnTape she has the tape to prove it]]. The defendant alleges that the plaintiff was actually the aggressor in this situation, and not only was she ''not'' supposed to pick the kids up at that time and location, but he only broke the camera because [[Main/PsychoExGirlfriend she kept taunting him, repeatedly refused to back away from him, and then started to hit him]], prompting him to act in self-defense. The tape is played, and it proves that ''[[Main/NotHelpingYourCase everything said by the defendant was true]]''. Brown is '''genuinely amazed''' that the plaintiff was [[Main/TooDumbToLive stupid enough to bring in evidence that validated the defendant’s testimony]], and promptly dismisses the case. To add insult to injury, the humiliated plaintiff claims that [[Main/NeverMyFault it was her current husband’s stupid idea to even file the case to begin with]], then [[Main/TheExitIsThatWay tries exiting through the wrong door]] and [[Main/FlippingTheBird cusses at Holly]] when she corrects her.

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* DidntThinkThisThrough: One of the most ridiculous cases in the show’s history happened on the September 23, 1998 episode, in which a jilted bride sues her ex-boyfriend for wedding expenses, while he countersues for harassment. It quickly becomes apparent that the defendant never had any interest in marrying the plaintiff and repeatedly told her this, but when presented with [[Main/CaughtOnTape [[CaughtOnTape evidence that he applied for a marriage license with her and attended the wedding rehearsal]], his defense is that [[Main/TooDumbToLive [[TooDumbToLive he did these things because he thought she’d finally leave him alone about marrying her]]. Nevertheless, the tables quickly turn on the plaintiff when it’s revealed that her and the defendant weren’t even living together in the time leading up to the wedding ''and'' she hadn’t met any of the defendant’s family members, and once she admits that ''she didn’t even visit the defendant’s new address '''a single time before the wedding''''', [[Main/RageBreakingPoint [[RageBreakingPoint Brown declares that he’s had enough]] and dismisses both cases.
* Main/EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: The earliest-taped episodes of the first season, which resurfaced on Creator/PlutoTV in 2021, featured a number of differences compared to the rest of the series: Brown had an [[Main/OlderThanTheyLook [[OlderThanTheyLook undyed gray mustache]], Holly introduced Brown as “the honorable Joe Brown, judge presiding” instead of the familiar “the honorable Judge Joe Brown presiding”, and Jacque offered commentary going '''into''' commercial in addition to the usual commentary coming out of commercial.
* Main/EpicFail: EpicFail: The May 18, 1999 episode featured a case where a woman sues her ex-husband for breaking her camera during a child pickup in front of their children’s school, claiming that he deliberately assaulted her and [[Main/CaughtOnTape [[CaughtOnTape she has the tape to prove it]]. The defendant alleges that the plaintiff was actually the aggressor in this situation, and not only was she ''not'' supposed to pick the kids up at that time and location, but he only broke the camera because [[Main/PsychoExGirlfriend [[PsychoExGirlfriend she kept taunting him, repeatedly refused to back away from him, and then started to hit him]], prompting him to act in self-defense. The tape is played, and it proves that ''[[Main/NotHelpingYourCase ''[[NotHelpingYourCase everything said by the defendant was true]]''. Brown is '''genuinely amazed''' that the plaintiff was [[Main/TooDumbToLive [[TooDumbToLive stupid enough to bring in evidence that validated the defendant’s testimony]], and promptly dismisses the case. To add insult to injury, the humiliated plaintiff claims that [[Main/NeverMyFault [[NeverMyFault it was her current husband’s stupid idea to even file the case to begin with]], then [[Main/TheExitIsThatWay [[TheExitIsThatWay tries exiting through the wrong door]] and [[Main/FlippingTheBird [[FlippingTheBird cusses at Holly]] when she corrects her.



** May 20, 1999: A woman sues her son and daughter-in-law for an unpaid loan, but it quickly becomes obvious that [[Main/ObnoxiousInLaws she doesn’t particularly care for her daughter-in-law]]. This gets cranked up to eleven when the defendants [[Main/CaughtOnTape play back a half-dozen answering machine messages]] where the plaintiff drops numerous [[Main/ClusterFBomb Cluster F-Bombs]], [[Main/TrashTalk repeatedly insults her daughter-in-law]], [[Main/BlackMail threatens to tell the daughter-in-law’s parents about the abortion she paid for]], claims that her son was having an affair, and [[Main/ConvictedByPublicOpinion threatens to ruin the couple’s reputation within the community they live in]]. Brown is ENRAGED that the plaintiff would try to sabotage her son’s marriage just because of her personal beef with her daughter-in-law, and points out to the defendants that they ''very easily'' could’ve won a countersuit for harassment had they filed one. Nevertheless, [[Main/LawfulGood he puts his personal feelings towards the plaintiff aside]] and awards her the $1,250 she proved the defendants owed.
** May 26, 2010: An 18-year-old man sues his mother for [[Main/BornUnlucky draining an $8,000 college fund awarded to him in a lead poisoning settlement when he was 16]]. Brown doesn’t hesitate to interrogate the defendant about where the money went, and she claims [[Main/ItsAllAboutMe she spent it on a new car after hers broke down when they were moving]], and tries to argue that this purchase ultimately benefitted the plaintiff. Brown points out [[Main/LogicalFallacy the obvious fallacy]] that it couldn’t have benefitted the plaintiff ''that much'' if he (and all but one of his siblings) was already old enough to drive, and then explains that [[UsefulNotes/StayingOutOfLegalTrouble she was supposed to obtain permission from a probate court to use the money in this manner]]. The defendant’s stepdaughter then testifies as a witness for the plaintiff, alleging that [[Main/FromBadToWorse a fraud investigation was underway for a credit card opened in her name with the defendant’s address and phone number]], causing Brown to chastise the defendant for [[Main/OnlyInItForTheMoney taking advantage of her own children to make money for herself]] and laments that [[Main/PutOnAPrisonBus she deserves to go to jail for these offenses]]. Needless to say, he awards the plaintiff $8,000.

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** May 20, 1999: A woman sues her son and daughter-in-law for an unpaid loan, but it quickly becomes obvious that [[Main/ObnoxiousInLaws [[ObnoxiousInLaws she doesn’t particularly care for her daughter-in-law]]. This gets cranked up to eleven when the defendants [[Main/CaughtOnTape [[CaughtOnTape play back a half-dozen answering machine messages]] where the plaintiff drops numerous [[Main/ClusterFBomb [[ClusterFBomb Cluster F-Bombs]], [[Main/TrashTalk [[TrashTalk repeatedly insults her daughter-in-law]], [[Main/BlackMail threatens to tell the daughter-in-law’s parents about the abortion she paid for]], claims that her son was having an affair, and [[Main/ConvictedByPublicOpinion [[ConvictedByPublicOpinion threatens to ruin the couple’s reputation within the community they live in]]. Brown is ENRAGED that the plaintiff would try to sabotage her son’s marriage just because of her personal beef with her daughter-in-law, and points out to the defendants that they ''very easily'' could’ve won a countersuit for harassment had they filed one. Nevertheless, [[Main/LawfulGood he puts his personal feelings towards the plaintiff aside]] aside and awards her the $1,250 she proved the defendants owed.
** May 26, 2010: An 18-year-old man sues his mother for [[Main/BornUnlucky [[BornUnlucky draining an $8,000 college fund awarded to him in a lead poisoning settlement when he was 16]]. Brown doesn’t hesitate to interrogate the defendant about where the money went, and she claims [[Main/ItsAllAboutMe [[ItsAllAboutMe she spent it on a new car after hers broke down when they were moving]], and tries to argue that this purchase ultimately benefitted benefited the plaintiff. Brown points out [[Main/LogicalFallacy [[LogicalFallacy the obvious fallacy]] that it couldn’t have benefitted benefited the plaintiff ''that much'' if he (and all but one of his siblings) was already old enough to drive, and then explains that [[UsefulNotes/StayingOutOfLegalTrouble she was supposed to obtain permission from a probate court to use the money in this manner]]. The defendant’s stepdaughter then testifies as a witness for the plaintiff, alleging that [[Main/FromBadToWorse a fraud investigation was underway for a credit card opened in her name with the defendant’s address and phone number]], causing Brown to chastise the defendant for [[Main/OnlyInItForTheMoney taking advantage of her own children to make money for herself]] and laments that [[Main/PutOnAPrisonBus she deserves to go to jail for these offenses]]. Needless to say, he awards the plaintiff $8,000.
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** May 20, 1999: A woman sues her son and daughter-in-law for an unpaid loan, but it quickly becomes obvious that [[Main/ObnoxiousInLaws she doesn’t particularly care for her daughter-in-law]]. This gets cranked Main/UpToEleven when the defendants [[Main/CaughtOnTape play back a half-dozen answering machine messages]] where the plaintiff drops numerous [[Main/ClusterFBomb Cluster F-Bombs]], [[Main/TrashTalk repeatedly insults her daughter-in-law]], [[Main/BlackMail threatens to tell the daughter-in-law’s parents about the abortion she paid for]], claims that her son was having an affair, and [[Main/ConvictedByPublicOpinion threatens to ruin the couple’s reputation within the community they live in]]. Brown is ENRAGED that the plaintiff would try to sabotage her son’s marriage just because of her personal beef with her daughter-in-law, and points out to the defendants that they ''very easily'' could’ve won a countersuit for harassment had they filed one. Nevertheless, [[Main/LawfulGood he puts his personal feelings towards the plaintiff aside]] and awards her the $1,250 she proved the defendants owed.

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** May 20, 1999: A woman sues her son and daughter-in-law for an unpaid loan, but it quickly becomes obvious that [[Main/ObnoxiousInLaws she doesn’t particularly care for her daughter-in-law]]. This gets cranked Main/UpToEleven up to eleven when the defendants [[Main/CaughtOnTape play back a half-dozen answering machine messages]] where the plaintiff drops numerous [[Main/ClusterFBomb Cluster F-Bombs]], [[Main/TrashTalk repeatedly insults her daughter-in-law]], [[Main/BlackMail threatens to tell the daughter-in-law’s parents about the abortion she paid for]], claims that her son was having an affair, and [[Main/ConvictedByPublicOpinion threatens to ruin the couple’s reputation within the community they live in]]. Brown is ENRAGED that the plaintiff would try to sabotage her son’s marriage just because of her personal beef with her daughter-in-law, and points out to the defendants that they ''very easily'' could’ve won a countersuit for harassment had they filed one. Nevertheless, [[Main/LawfulGood he puts his personal feelings towards the plaintiff aside]] and awards her the $1,250 she proved the defendants owed.



* LadyLooksLikeADude: The defendant on the November 8, 2004 episode was a 24-year-old lesbian [[Main/TeenagePregnancy who had been a teen mom]], and she brought in her masculine-looking girlfriend as a witness. Brown remarked that [[Main/ScrewPolitenessImASenior the defendant wanted her witness to be “the father to [her] child” and that she was “supposed to be a man”]], prompting the witness to angrily jump out of her seat and [[Main/UpToEleven pull up her top to show that she was wearing a bra underneath]].

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* LadyLooksLikeADude: The defendant on the November 8, 2004 episode was a 24-year-old lesbian [[Main/TeenagePregnancy who had been a teen mom]], and she brought in her masculine-looking girlfriend as a witness. Brown remarked that [[Main/ScrewPolitenessImASenior the defendant wanted her witness to be “the father to [her] child” and that she was “supposed to be a man”]], prompting the witness to angrily jump out of her seat and [[Main/UpToEleven pull up her top to show that she was wearing a bra underneath]].underneath.
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Man barked and Was arrested

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** ca. 2009 amidst an argument a man barked at Brown who then had the man arrested.
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** November 8, 2004: In a seemingly cut-and-dry case about a mother who loaned her 24-year-old daughter $1,030 for rent, the daughter turns out to be '''easily''' the most disrespectful defendant in the history of the show, if not ''any'' court show ever: She proceeds to [[Main/NoIndoorVoice scream at the top of her lungs for nearly the entire episode]], [[Main/RapidFireInterrupting interrupt the plaintiff and Brown at every available opportunity]], repeatedly mock Holly and the Main/StudioAudience, and drop a series of [[Main/ClusterFBomb Cluster F-Bombs]] over the course of the half-hour. Things go Main/FromBadToWorse when [[Main/OnlyInItForTheMoney she brags about how her mother and the welfare state pay for everything she has]], then promptly [[Main/TheHypocrite criticizes her mother for only caring about money]]. And then when Brown offers a [[Main/HappinessInSlavery slave mentality]] analogy to the way she behaves, the defendant interjects that [[Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint she was descended from Panamanians who weren’t enslaved]] and [[Main/ItsAllAboutMe doesn’t care about what happens to other black people]], then she repeatedly whines that [[Main/GetItOverWith Brown should just end the case already]]. Brown '''somehow''' [[Main/DissonantSerenity stays surprisingly calm the entire time]], but ultimately gets the last laugh when he [[Main/TakeThat boosts the plaintiff’s award to $2,580]] and [[SugarWiki/CrowningMomentOfAwesome offers to send the plaintiff a tape of the episode to convince Child Protective Services that the custody of her daughter’s child should be transferred from the defendant to her]].

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** November 8, 2004: In a seemingly cut-and-dry case about a mother who loaned her 24-year-old daughter $1,030 for rent, the daughter turns out to be '''easily''' the most disrespectful defendant in the history of the show, if not ''any'' court show ever: She proceeds to [[Main/NoIndoorVoice scream at the top of her lungs for nearly the entire episode]], [[Main/RapidFireInterrupting interrupt the plaintiff and Brown at every available opportunity]], repeatedly mock Holly and the Main/StudioAudience, and drop a series of [[Main/ClusterFBomb Cluster F-Bombs]] over the course of the half-hour. Things go Main/FromBadToWorse when [[Main/OnlyInItForTheMoney she brags about how her mother and the welfare state pay for everything she has]], then promptly [[Main/TheHypocrite criticizes her mother for only caring about money]]. And then when Brown offers a [[Main/HappinessInSlavery slave mentality]] analogy to the way she behaves, the defendant interjects that [[Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint she was descended from Panamanians who weren’t enslaved]] enslaved and [[Main/ItsAllAboutMe doesn’t care about what happens to other black people]], then she repeatedly whines that [[Main/GetItOverWith Brown should just end the case already]]. Brown '''somehow''' [[Main/DissonantSerenity stays surprisingly calm the entire time]], but ultimately gets the last laugh when he [[Main/TakeThat boosts the plaintiff’s award to $2,580]] and [[SugarWiki/CrowningMomentOfAwesome offers to send the plaintiff a tape of the episode to convince Child Protective Services that the custody of her daughter’s child should be transferred from the defendant to her]].
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** A [[Main/SubvertedTrope Subverted]] example from the February 14, 2000 episode: The plaintiff sues her former friend, alleging that she damaged her property during a fight they had in the aftermath of a daytime talk show appearance. The plaintiff claims that, to get onto the show, they faked a story about [[Main/YourCheatingHeart the defendant sleeping with her boyfriend]], only to find out shortly after the taping ended that [[Main/OpenSecret the defendant actually]] ''[[Main/OpenSecret did]]'' [[Main/OpenSecret sleep with him]]. Brown is '''immediately''' skeptical of this story, pointing out that if all three of them were so eager to fake that story to get onto the talk show, then [[Main/CryingWolf what was to stop them from faking]] ''[[Main/CryingWolf this]]'' [[Main/CryingWolf story to get onto his show?]] He ultimately [[Main/TheCon accuses them of trying to squeeze free money out of him]] and dismisses the case.

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** A [[Main/SubvertedTrope Subverted]] example from the February 14, 2000 episode: The plaintiff sues her former friend, alleging that she damaged her property during a fight they had in the aftermath of a daytime talk show appearance. The plaintiff claims that, to get onto the show, they faked a story about [[Main/YourCheatingHeart the defendant sleeping with her boyfriend]], boyfriend, only to find out shortly after the taping ended that [[Main/OpenSecret the defendant actually]] ''[[Main/OpenSecret did]]'' [[Main/OpenSecret sleep with him]]. Brown is '''immediately''' skeptical of this story, pointing out that if all three of them were so eager to fake that story to get onto the talk show, then [[Main/CryingWolf what was to stop them from faking]] ''[[Main/CryingWolf this]]'' [[Main/CryingWolf story to get onto his show?]] He ultimately [[Main/TheCon accuses them of trying to squeeze free money out of him]] and dismisses the case.



** May 20, 1999: A woman sues her son and daughter-in-law for an unpaid loan, but it quickly becomes obvious that [[Main/ObnoxiousInLaws she doesn’t particularly care for her daughter-in-law]]. This gets cranked Main/UpToEleven when the defendants [[Main/CaughtOnTape play back a half-dozen answering machine messages]] where the plaintiff drops numerous [[Main/ClusterFBomb Cluster F-Bombs]], [[Main/TrashTalk repeatedly insults her daughter-in-law]], [[Main/BlackMail threatens to tell the daughter-in-law’s parents about the abortion she paid for]], [[Main/YourCheatingHeart claims that her son was having an affair]], and [[Main/ConvictedByPublicOpinion threatens to ruin the couple’s reputation within the community they live in]]. Brown is ENRAGED that the plaintiff would try to sabotage her son’s marriage just because of her personal beef with her daughter-in-law, and points out to the defendants that they ''very easily'' could’ve won a countersuit for harassment had they filed one. Nevertheless, [[Main/LawfulGood he puts his personal feelings towards the plaintiff aside]] and awards her the $1,250 she proved the defendants owed.

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** February 11, 2010: A defendant being sued for a hit-and-run accident with a rental car gets yelled at by Brown for claiming to have nothing to do with it [[Main/CaughtOnTape despite overwhelming evidence that he has a history of crashing rental cars]]. When Brown says that he’ll send the evidence over to the district attorney, the defendant proceeds to cuss him out, [[Main/ScrewThisImOuttaHere storm out]], and then [[Main/WhatAnIdiot makes a censored threat towards Brown]] before exiting the courtroom.

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* Main/FrivolousLawsuit: The October 29, 1998 episode featured a woman suing her ex-husband for failing to return her $500 camcorder; it is quickly revealed that [[Main/UnableToSupportAWife the plaintiff is paying her ex-husband alimony]] because he is [[Main/CareerEndingInjury disabled due to an incurable diagnosis of Crohn’s disease]]. The defendant files [[Main/ComicallySmallDemand a countersuit for]] '''[[Main/ComicallySmallDemand $47]]''', claiming that he felt the plaintiff should have paid $12 for their daughter’s dance lessons and $35 for their daughter’s Judaism class, and he’s holding onto the camcorder until she reimburses him for these payments. Brown [[Main/BerserkButton COMPLETELY EXPLODES at the defendant]] for having the gall to file such a frivolous countersuit when it was ''technically'' the plaintiff’s money to begin with, since '''[[Main/WorseWithContext she’s]]''' [[Main/WorseWithContext the one paying him $1,000 a month because he isn’t bringing in his own income]]. Brown then finishes off the case by [[Main/TakeThat doubling the plaintiff’s award to $1,000]] out of spite towards the defendant.



* NoListeningSkills: The first case on the July 19, 2010 episode involved a woman suing her witness’ friend over the sale of a used car after the engine dies 5 hours later, but her testimony RAPIDLY falls apart when she admits to calling her witness when the oil light came on a couple of hours later, [[Main/TooDumbToLive continued to drive the car anyway]], and then called her witness again when the engine died 3 hours later. The defendant claims that, at pickup, he tried to tell the plaintiff that the car needed an oil change immediately because it had sat unused for a year, but she quickly brushed it off and [[Main/EasilyDistracted was more preoccupied with tuning the radio]] and [[Main/PhoneaholicTeenager chatting on her cell phone]] over anything he said. Cue the testimony from the plaintiff’s witness, and she proceeds to ''[[Main/NotHelpingYourCase back up everything the defendant said]]'', and adds that before the plaintiff drove off, the defendant told her what he '''tried''' to tell the plaintiff, and she relayed this information to the plaintiff when she called her about the oil light a couple of hours later. Brown is ''genuinely baffled'' at how the plaintiff refused to listen to '''anybody''' and not only ruined the engine as a result, but also [[Main/EpicFail brought in a witness that validated the defendant’s testimony]]. To the surprise of absolutely no one, he dismisses the case.
-->'''Jacque''': “Somewhere along the way, the plaintiff lost her own witness. [[Main/HumiliationConga Everyone but the plaintiff agreed that she wasn’t a good listener.]] She can’t save her, case dismissed.”



* PutOnAPrisonBus: One of the WILDEST cases in the show’s history from circa 2004 involved a plaintiff suing his aunt for his belongings after she evicted him, while the aunt countersues for the money she paid for the plaintiff’s education. Within minutes, [[Main/WhatAnIdiot the plaintiff nonchalantly admits to being a pothead who deals drugs in order to pay his bills without seeking a full-time job]], culminating in an [[Main/SuddenlyShouting outright shouting match]] between the plaintiff, the defendant, and the defendant’s boyfriend over his laziness. The defendant then reveals that [[Main/FromBadToWorse she’s been withholding the part-time income brought in by both the plaintiff and her boyfriend in her welfare forms]], then [[Main/EvilAllAlong spending the welfare money intended for her 6 children on both the plaintiff and her boyfriend instead]]. As another shouting match begins to break out, Brown yells over the litigants that they shouldn’t reveal any more information since they’re probably going straight to jail with [[Main/DidntThinkThisThrough what they’ve already confessed on national television]], dismissing both cases.

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* PutOnAPrisonBus: One of the WILDEST cases in the show’s history from circa 2004 involved a plaintiff suing his aunt for his belongings after she evicted him, while the aunt countersues for the money she paid for the plaintiff’s education. Within minutes, [[Main/WhatAnIdiot [[Main/TooDumbToLive the plaintiff nonchalantly admits to being a pothead who deals drugs in order to pay his bills without seeking a full-time job]], culminating in an [[Main/SuddenlyShouting outright shouting match]] between the plaintiff, the defendant, and the defendant’s boyfriend over his laziness. The defendant then reveals that [[Main/FromBadToWorse she’s been withholding the part-time income brought in by both the plaintiff and her boyfriend in her welfare forms]], then [[Main/EvilAllAlong spending the welfare money intended for her 6 children on both the plaintiff and her boyfriend instead]]. As another shouting match begins to break out, Brown yells over the litigants that they shouldn’t reveal any more information since they’re probably going straight to jail with [[Main/DidntThinkThisThrough what they’ve already confessed on national television]], dismissing both cases.



** May 20, 2011: A couple who leased an apartment to the defendant sues him for property damage after he trashed the apartment, but he claims that the landlords are actually slumlords who left the apartment in such poor condition to begin with. The defendant attempts to vocally rebuff Brown grilling him for how implausible his version of the story is, but in the process, [[Main/WhatAnIdiot he blurts out “that was out of resentment”, effectively admitting that he damaged the apartment himself]]. Brown then RIDICULES the defendant for self-incriminating himself because he couldn’t keep his mouth shut and [[Main/TakeThat awards the plaintiffs the $5,000 maximum]].

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** May 20, 2011: A couple who leased an apartment to the defendant sues him for property damage after he trashed the apartment, but he claims that the landlords are actually slumlords who left the apartment in such poor condition to begin with. The defendant attempts to vocally rebuff Brown grilling him for how implausible his version of the story is, but in the process, [[Main/WhatAnIdiot [[Main/TooDumbToLive he blurts out “that was out of resentment”, effectively admitting that he damaged the apartment himself]]. Brown then RIDICULES the defendant for self-incriminating himself because he couldn’t keep his mouth shut and [[Main/TakeThat awards the plaintiffs the $5,000 maximum]].
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* DidntThinkThisThrough: One of the most ridiculous cases in the show’s history happened on the September 23, 1998 episode, in which a jilted bride sues her ex-boyfriend for wedding expenses, while he countersues for harassment. It quickly becomes apparent that the defendant never had any interest in marrying the plaintiff and repeatedly told her this, but when presented with [[Main/CaughtOnTape evidence that he applied for a marriage license with her and attended the wedding rehearsal]], his defense is that [[Main/TooDumbToLive he did these things because he thought she’d finally leave him alone about marrying her]]. Nevertheless, the tables quickly turn on the plaintiff when it’s revealed that her and the defendant weren’t even living together in the time leading up to the wedding, and once she admits that ''she didn’t even know the defendant’s whereabouts '''the night before the wedding''''', [[Main/RageBreakingPoint Brown declares that he’s had enough]] and dismisses both cases.

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* DidntThinkThisThrough: One of the most ridiculous cases in the show’s history happened on the September 23, 1998 episode, in which a jilted bride sues her ex-boyfriend for wedding expenses, while he countersues for harassment. It quickly becomes apparent that the defendant never had any interest in marrying the plaintiff and repeatedly told her this, but when presented with [[Main/CaughtOnTape evidence that he applied for a marriage license with her and attended the wedding rehearsal]], his defense is that [[Main/TooDumbToLive he did these things because he thought she’d finally leave him alone about marrying her]]. Nevertheless, the tables quickly turn on the plaintiff when it’s revealed that her and the defendant weren’t even living together in the time leading up to the wedding, wedding ''and'' she hadn’t met any of the defendant’s family members, and once she admits that ''she didn’t even know visit the defendant’s whereabouts '''the night new address '''a single time before the wedding''''', [[Main/RageBreakingPoint Brown declares that he’s had enough]] and dismisses both cases.

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* BewareOfViciousDog: Cases involving pitbull attacks seemed to appear on a surprisingly common basis. Brown never wastes an opportunity to [[Main/TheGraphShowsTheTrend display the chart showing that pitbulls are]] '''[[Main/TheGraphShowsTheTrend overwhelmingly]]''' [[Main/TheGraphShowsTheTrend the #1 dog breed that causes injuries to humans and other animals]], and he sometimes rants about how pitbull owners [[Main/NeverMyFault arrogantly assert that their dog could do no wrong]] more often than owners of other dog breeds.



** May 26, 2010: An 18-year-old man sues his mother for [[Main/BornUnlucky draining an $8,000 college fund awarded to him in a lead poisoning settlement when he was 16]]. Brown doesn’t hesitate to interrogate the defendant about where the money went, and she claims [[Main/ItsAllAboutMe she spent it on a new car after hers broke down when they were moving]], and tries to argue that this purchase ultimately benefitted the plaintiff. Brown points out [[Main/LogicalFallacy the obvious fallacy]] that it couldn’t have benefitted the plaintiff ''that much'' if he (and all but one of his siblings) was already old enough to drive, and then explains that [[UsefulNotes/StayingOutOfLegalTrouble she was supposed to obtain permission from a probate court to use the money in this manner]]. The defendant’s stepdaughter then testifies as a witness for the plaintiff, alleging that [[Main/FromBadToWorse a fraud investigation was underway for a credit card opened in her name with the defendant’s address and phone number]], causing Brown to chastise the defendant for [[Main/MoneyDearBoy taking advantage of her own children to make money for herself]] and laments that [[Main/PutOnAPrisonBus she deserves to go to jail for these offenses]]. Needless to say, he awards the plaintiff $8,000.

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** May 26, 2010: An 18-year-old man sues his mother for [[Main/BornUnlucky draining an $8,000 college fund awarded to him in a lead poisoning settlement when he was 16]]. Brown doesn’t hesitate to interrogate the defendant about where the money went, and she claims [[Main/ItsAllAboutMe she spent it on a new car after hers broke down when they were moving]], and tries to argue that this purchase ultimately benefitted the plaintiff. Brown points out [[Main/LogicalFallacy the obvious fallacy]] that it couldn’t have benefitted the plaintiff ''that much'' if he (and all but one of his siblings) was already old enough to drive, and then explains that [[UsefulNotes/StayingOutOfLegalTrouble she was supposed to obtain permission from a probate court to use the money in this manner]]. The defendant’s stepdaughter then testifies as a witness for the plaintiff, alleging that [[Main/FromBadToWorse a fraud investigation was underway for a credit card opened in her name with the defendant’s address and phone number]], causing Brown to chastise the defendant for [[Main/MoneyDearBoy [[Main/OnlyInItForTheMoney taking advantage of her own children to make money for herself]] and laments that [[Main/PutOnAPrisonBus she deserves to go to jail for these offenses]]. Needless to say, he awards the plaintiff $8,000.



** November 8, 2004: In a seemingly cut-and-dry case about a mother who loaned her 24-year-old daughter $1,030 for rent, the daughter turns out to be '''easily''' the most disrespectful defendant in the history of the show, if not ''any'' court show ever: She proceeds to [[Main/NoIndoorVoice scream at the top of her lungs for nearly the entire episode]], [[Main/RapidFireInterrupting interrupt the plaintiff and Brown at every available opportunity]], repeatedly mock Holly and the Main/StudioAudience, and drop a series of [[Main/ClusterFBomb Cluster F-Bombs]] over the course of the half-hour. Things go Main/FromBadToWorse when [[Main/MoneyDearBoy she brags about how her mother and the welfare state pay for everything she has]], then promptly [[Main/TheHypocrite criticizes her mother for only caring about money]]. And then when Brown offers a [[Main/HappinessInSlavery slave mentality]] analogy to the way she behaves, the defendant interjects that [[Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint she was descended from Panamanians who weren’t enslaved]] and [[Main/ItsAllAboutMe doesn’t care about what happens to other black people]], then she repeatedly whines that [[Main/GetItOverWith Brown should just end the case already]]. Brown '''somehow''' [[Main/DissonantSerenity stays surprisingly calm the entire time]], but ultimately gets the last laugh when he [[Main/TakeThat boosts the plaintiff’s award to $2,580]] and [[SugarWiki/CrowningMomentOfAwesome offers to send the plaintiff a tape of the episode to convince Child Protective Services that the custody of her daughter’s child should be transferred from the defendant to her]].

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** November 8, 2004: In a seemingly cut-and-dry case about a mother who loaned her 24-year-old daughter $1,030 for rent, the daughter turns out to be '''easily''' the most disrespectful defendant in the history of the show, if not ''any'' court show ever: She proceeds to [[Main/NoIndoorVoice scream at the top of her lungs for nearly the entire episode]], [[Main/RapidFireInterrupting interrupt the plaintiff and Brown at every available opportunity]], repeatedly mock Holly and the Main/StudioAudience, and drop a series of [[Main/ClusterFBomb Cluster F-Bombs]] over the course of the half-hour. Things go Main/FromBadToWorse when [[Main/MoneyDearBoy [[Main/OnlyInItForTheMoney she brags about how her mother and the welfare state pay for everything she has]], then promptly [[Main/TheHypocrite criticizes her mother for only caring about money]]. And then when Brown offers a [[Main/HappinessInSlavery slave mentality]] analogy to the way she behaves, the defendant interjects that [[Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint she was descended from Panamanians who weren’t enslaved]] and [[Main/ItsAllAboutMe doesn’t care about what happens to other black people]], then she repeatedly whines that [[Main/GetItOverWith Brown should just end the case already]]. Brown '''somehow''' [[Main/DissonantSerenity stays surprisingly calm the entire time]], but ultimately gets the last laugh when he [[Main/TakeThat boosts the plaintiff’s award to $2,580]] and [[SugarWiki/CrowningMomentOfAwesome offers to send the plaintiff a tape of the episode to convince Child Protective Services that the custody of her daughter’s child should be transferred from the defendant to her]].


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*Main/BodyLanguage: Brown is ''very'' critical towards litigants who exhibit a lax composure in his courtroom, especially women who put a hand on their hip (likening it to [[Main/ManChild something a teenage girl would do, rather than a grown adult]]) and men who don’t stand up straight.



* Main/TheFreakshow: The October 30, 1998 episode featured [[Main/GirlsWithMoustaches a bearded lady]] suing her circus co-worker, [[Main/LittlePeopleAreSurreal a dwarf]], for an assault. Despite the ''very'' unusual appearances of both litigants, the case was [[Main/PlayingWithATrope Played Straight]] by Brown (and ultimately dismissed due to lack of evidence).



** A compassionate [[Main/SubvertedTrope Subversion]] of this trope is seen in cases where children are brought in as witnesses to disputes between separated parents and/or subject matter inappropriate for their age. In these instances, Brown politely asks the children to be escorted out of the courtroom by the bailiff and brings them back in only if their testimony is needed to validate his ruling.

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* Main/TearsOfRemorse:
** September 17, 1998: An ex-girlfriend is sued for [[Main/PsychoExGirlfriend poking holes in the roof of the plaintiff’s car when she saw that her ex-boyfriend had moved on from her]]. It’s revealed that the defendant has [[Main/TheAlcoholic a drinking problem]] and has since [[Main/RecoveredAddict gone through rehabilitation]], but when she refuses to pay for the rain damage to the interior of the car as a result of the holes she poked, Brown '''sends her into tears''' when he points out that [[Main/WorseWithContext her drunken rage with a sharp object]] ''[[Main/WorseWithContext could]]'' [[Main/WorseWithContext have resulted in a far more tragic incident than this]], and ultimately awards the plaintiff $1,470.
** June 2008: A woman sues her niece-in-law, a 24-year-old mother of 4, for failing to repay her after she posted her niece-in-law’s bail bond for not making her child support payments. It’s revealed that the defendant only has custody of '''one''' of her children and is supposed to pay child support for the other three that came from a previous relationship, and when she offers the ''pathetic'' defense that [[Main/ThatWasntARequest she didn’t ask to be bailed out of jail]], Brown '''[[Main/TheReasonYouSuckSpeech completely]]''' [[Main/TheReasonYouSuckSpeech excoriates her]] for being a [[Main/ParentalNeglect ridiculously irresponsible mother]] by [[Main/ParentalFavoritism blatantly prioritizing the one child she still has custody of over the other three]], then [[Main/ParentalAbandonment acting like she doesn’t even]] ''[[Main/ParentalAbandonment need]]'' [[Main/ParentalAbandonment to be a parent to the other three anymore just because she moved onto a new husband]], and left her aunt-in-law with the financial burden. [[Main/CryingARiver Cue the waterworks from the defendant]], to the tune of a $4,567 judgment for the plaintiff.
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* Main/BerserkButton: Brown is generally laidback compared to the likes of Series/JudgeJudy, but [[Main/ConMan con artists]], domestic abusers, welfare fraudsters, and '''especially''' perpetuators of the “hip hop lifestyle” are virtually guaranteed to [[Main/SuddenlyShouting set him off into a yelling fit]]. Litigants who [[Main/RapidFireInterrupting constantly interrupt the other party's testimony]] and talk back to Brown also draw his ire.

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** September 1998: One of the show’s earliest episodes featured a woman suing her ex-fiancé for assaulting her while she was driving, resulting in [[Main/NoHoldsBarredBeatdown injuries so severe that she needed facial reconstruction surgery]]. The defendant, [[Main/PutOnAPrisonBus currently serving a jail sentence for this very incident]], testifies that the first punch he threw ''did'' happen the way the plaintiff described it, but says that [[Main/ImplausibleDeniability it was the only time he has ever punched her]], then claims that the blow [[Main/DisproportionateRetribution which destroyed the left half of her face]] was caused by him [[Main/DoesNotKnowHisOwnStrength inadvertently whacking her face with his elbow]]. Brown then spends the better part of the half-hour [[Main/TrashTalk COMPLETELY roasting the defendant]] for being an [[Main/DomesticAbuse abuser]] who’s trying to cover up his actions with these Main/BlatantLies, which is only further reinforced when the plaintiff describes [[Main/FromBadToWorse numerous other instances of domestic violence]], and the only rebuttal the defendant weakly offers is that [[Main/BlamingTheVictim she wasn’t innocent either]]. Needless to say, Brown awards the plaintiff the $5,000 maximum.
** October 25, 2010: Very likely an example of a Main/DeterminedDefeatist, a defendant getting sued for crashing his ex-girlfriend’s SUV into a telephone pole argues that he shouldn’t be held liable because [[Main/AnimateInanimateObject the pole suddenly jumped out into the middle of the road]], [[Main/NeverMyFault so there was no way he could have avoided crashing into it]]. When the plaintiff testifies that the defendant appeared to have been drinking shortly before taking the vehicle, the defendant [[Main/TooDumbToLive admits to it, but insists “the drinks don’t have nothing to do with what happened”]]. Brown laughs off this sham of a defense and awards the plaintiff the $4,351 she asked for.
* Main/BerserkButton: Brown is generally laidback compared to the likes of Series/JudgeJudy, but [[Main/ConMan con artists]], [[Main/DomesticAbuse domestic abusers, abusers]], welfare fraudsters, and '''especially''' [[Main/DamnItFeelsGoodToBeAGangster perpetuators of the “hip hop lifestyle” lifestyle”]] are virtually guaranteed to [[Main/SuddenlyShouting set him off into a yelling fit]]. Litigants who [[Main/RapidFireInterrupting constantly interrupt the other party's testimony]] and talk back to Brown also draw his ire.



** “[[Main/FunWithAcronyms T.C.O.B.]]: Taking care of business!”



** February 11, 2010: A defendant being sued for a hit-and-run accident with a rental car gets yelled at by Brown for claiming to have nothing to do with it [[Main/CaughtOnTape despite overwhelming evidence that he has a history of crashing rental cars]]. When Brown says that he’ll send the evidence over to the district attorney, the defendant proceeds to cuss him out, [[Main/ScrewThisImOuttaHere storms out]], and then [[Main/WhatAnIdiot makes a censored threat towards Brown]] before exiting the courtroom.

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** February 11, 2010: A defendant being sued for a hit-and-run accident with a rental car gets yelled at by Brown for claiming to have nothing to do with it [[Main/CaughtOnTape despite overwhelming evidence that he has a history of crashing rental cars]]. When Brown says that he’ll send the evidence over to the district attorney, the defendant proceeds to cuss him out, [[Main/ScrewThisImOuttaHere storms storm out]], and then [[Main/WhatAnIdiot makes a censored threat towards Brown]] before exiting the courtroom.



** May 26, 2010: An 18-year-old man sues his mother for [[Main/BornUnlucky draining an $8,000 college fund awarded to him in a lead poisoning settlement when he was 16]]. Brown doesn’t hesitate to interrogate the defendant about where the money went, and she claims [[Main/ItsAllAboutMe she spent it on a new car after hers broke down when they were moving]], and tries to argue that this purchase ultimately benefitted the plaintiff. Brown points out [[Main/LogicalFallacy the obvious fallacy]] that it couldn’t have benefitted the plaintiff ''that much'' if he (and all but one of his siblings) was already old enough to drive, and then explains that [[UsefulNotes/StayingOutOfLegalTrouble she was supposed to obtain permission from a probate court to use the money in this manner]]. The defendant’s stepdaughter then testifies as a witness for the plaintiff, alleging that [[Main/FromBadToWorse a fraud investigation was underway for a credit card opened in her name with the defendant’s address and phone number]], causing Brown to chastise the defendant for [[Main/OnlyInItForTheMoney taking advantage of her own children to make money for herself]] and laments that [[Main/PutOnAPrisonBus she deserves to go to jail for these offenses]]. Needless to say, he awards the plaintiff $8,000.

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** May 26, 2010: An 18-year-old man sues his mother for [[Main/BornUnlucky draining an $8,000 college fund awarded to him in a lead poisoning settlement when he was 16]]. Brown doesn’t hesitate to interrogate the defendant about where the money went, and she claims [[Main/ItsAllAboutMe she spent it on a new car after hers broke down when they were moving]], and tries to argue that this purchase ultimately benefitted the plaintiff. Brown points out [[Main/LogicalFallacy the obvious fallacy]] that it couldn’t have benefitted the plaintiff ''that much'' if he (and all but one of his siblings) was already old enough to drive, and then explains that [[UsefulNotes/StayingOutOfLegalTrouble she was supposed to obtain permission from a probate court to use the money in this manner]]. The defendant’s stepdaughter then testifies as a witness for the plaintiff, alleging that [[Main/FromBadToWorse a fraud investigation was underway for a credit card opened in her name with the defendant’s address and phone number]], causing Brown to chastise the defendant for [[Main/OnlyInItForTheMoney [[Main/MoneyDearBoy taking advantage of her own children to make money for herself]] and laments that [[Main/PutOnAPrisonBus she deserves to go to jail for these offenses]]. Needless to say, he awards the plaintiff $8,000.



** November 8, 2004: In a seemingly cut-and-dry case about a mother who loaned her 24-year-old daughter $1,030 for rent, the daughter turns out to be '''easily''' the most disrespectful defendant in the history of the show, if not ''any'' court show ever: She proceeds to [[Main/NoIndoorVoice scream at the top of her lungs for nearly the entire episode]], [[Main/RapidFireInterrupting interrupt the plaintiff and Brown at every available opportunity]], repeatedly mock Holly and the Main/StudioAudience, and drop a series of [[Main/ClusterFBomb Cluster F-Bombs]] over the course of the half-hour. Things go Main/FromBadToWorse when [[Main/OnlyInItForTheMoney she brags about how her mother and the welfare state pay for everything she has]], then promptly [[Main/TheHypocrite criticizes her mother for only caring about money]]. And then when Brown offers a [[Main/HappinessInSlavery slave mentality]] analogy to the way she behaves, the defendant interjects that [[Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint she was descended from Panamanians who weren’t enslaved]] and [[Main/ItsAllAboutMe doesn’t care about what happens to other black people]], then she repeatedly whines that [[Main/GetItOverWith Brown should just end the case already]]. Brown '''somehow''' [[Main/DissonantSerenity stays surprisingly calm the entire time]], but ultimately gets the last laugh when he [[Main/TakeThat boosts the plaintiff’s award to $2,580]] and [[SugarWiki/CrowningMomentOfAwesome offers to send the plaintiff a tape of the episode to convince Child Protective Services that the custody of her daughter’s child should be transferred from the defendant to her]].

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** November 8, 2004: In a seemingly cut-and-dry case about a mother who loaned her 24-year-old daughter $1,030 for rent, the daughter turns out to be '''easily''' the most disrespectful defendant in the history of the show, if not ''any'' court show ever: She proceeds to [[Main/NoIndoorVoice scream at the top of her lungs for nearly the entire episode]], [[Main/RapidFireInterrupting interrupt the plaintiff and Brown at every available opportunity]], repeatedly mock Holly and the Main/StudioAudience, and drop a series of [[Main/ClusterFBomb Cluster F-Bombs]] over the course of the half-hour. Things go Main/FromBadToWorse when [[Main/OnlyInItForTheMoney [[Main/MoneyDearBoy she brags about how her mother and the welfare state pay for everything she has]], then promptly [[Main/TheHypocrite criticizes her mother for only caring about money]]. And then when Brown offers a [[Main/HappinessInSlavery slave mentality]] analogy to the way she behaves, the defendant interjects that [[Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint she was descended from Panamanians who weren’t enslaved]] and [[Main/ItsAllAboutMe doesn’t care about what happens to other black people]], then she repeatedly whines that [[Main/GetItOverWith Brown should just end the case already]]. Brown '''somehow''' [[Main/DissonantSerenity stays surprisingly calm the entire time]], but ultimately gets the last laugh when he [[Main/TakeThat boosts the plaintiff’s award to $2,580]] and [[SugarWiki/CrowningMomentOfAwesome offers to send the plaintiff a tape of the episode to convince Child Protective Services that the custody of her daughter’s child should be transferred from the defendant to her]].


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* Main/EpicFail: The May 18, 1999 episode featured a case where a woman sues her ex-husband for breaking her camera during a child pickup in front of their children’s school, claiming that he deliberately assaulted her and [[Main/CaughtOnTape she has the tape to prove it]]. The defendant alleges that the plaintiff was actually the aggressor in this situation, and not only was she ''not'' supposed to pick the kids up at that time and location, but he only broke the camera because [[Main/PsychoExGirlfriend she kept taunting him, repeatedly refused to back away from him, and then started to hit him]], prompting him to act in self-defense. The tape is played, and it proves that ''[[Main/NotHelpingYourCase everything said by the defendant was true]]''. Brown is '''genuinely amazed''' that the plaintiff was [[Main/TooDumbToLive stupid enough to bring in evidence that validated the defendant’s testimony]], and promptly dismisses the case. To add insult to injury, the humiliated plaintiff claims that [[Main/NeverMyFault it was her current husband’s stupid idea to even file the case to begin with]], then [[Main/TheExitIsThatWay tries exiting through the wrong door]] and [[Main/FlippingTheBird cusses at Holly]] when she corrects her.



** May 26, 2010: An 18-year-old man sues his mother for [[Main/BornUnlucky draining an $8,000 college fund awarded to him in a lead poisoning settlement when he was 16]]. Brown doesn’t hesitate to interrogate the defendant about where the money went, and she claims [[Main/ItsAllAboutMe she spent it on a new car after hers broke down when they were moving]], and tries to argue that this purchase ultimately benefitted the plaintiff. Brown points out [[Main/LogicalFallacy the obvious fallacy]] that it couldn’t have benefitted the plaintiff that much if he (and all but one of his siblings) was already old enough to drive, and then explains that [[UsefulNotes/StayingOutOfLegalTrouble she needed to obtain permission from a probate court to use the money in this manner]]. The defendant’s stepdaughter then testifies as a witness for the plaintiff, alleging that [[Main/FromBadToWorse a fraud investigation was underway for a credit card opened in her name with the defendant’s address and phone number]], causing Brown to chastise the defendant for [[Main/OnlyInItForTheMoney taking advantage of her own children to make money for herself]] and laments that [[Main/PutOnAPrisonBus she deserves to go to jail for these offenses]]. Needless to say, he awards the plaintiff $8,000.

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** May 26, 2010: An 18-year-old man sues his mother for [[Main/BornUnlucky draining an $8,000 college fund awarded to him in a lead poisoning settlement when he was 16]]. Brown doesn’t hesitate to interrogate the defendant about where the money went, and she claims [[Main/ItsAllAboutMe she spent it on a new car after hers broke down when they were moving]], and tries to argue that this purchase ultimately benefitted the plaintiff. Brown points out [[Main/LogicalFallacy the obvious fallacy]] that it couldn’t have benefitted the plaintiff that much ''that much'' if he (and all but one of his siblings) was already old enough to drive, and then explains that [[UsefulNotes/StayingOutOfLegalTrouble she needed was supposed to obtain permission from a probate court to use the money in this manner]]. The defendant’s stepdaughter then testifies as a witness for the plaintiff, alleging that [[Main/FromBadToWorse a fraud investigation was underway for a credit card opened in her name with the defendant’s address and phone number]], causing Brown to chastise the defendant for [[Main/OnlyInItForTheMoney taking advantage of her own children to make money for herself]] and laments that [[Main/PutOnAPrisonBus she deserves to go to jail for these offenses]]. Needless to say, he awards the plaintiff $8,000.
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** A [[Main/SubvertedTrope Subverted]] example from the February 14, 2000 episode: The plaintiff sues her former friend, alleging that she damaged her property during a fight they had in the aftermath of a daytime talk show appearance. The plaintiff claims that, to get onto the show, they faked a story about how the defendant slept with her boyfriend, only to find out shortly after the taping ended that [[Main/OpenSecret the defendant actually]] ''[[Main/OpenSecret did]]'' [[Main/OpenSecret sleep with him]]. Brown is '''immediately''' skeptical of this story, pointing out that if all three of them were so eager to fake that story to get onto the talk show, then [[Main/CryingWolf what was to stop them from faking]] ''[[Main/CryingWolf this]]'' [[Main/CryingWolf story to get onto his show]]? He ultimately [[Main/TheCon accuses them of trying to squeeze free money out of him]] and dismisses the case.

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** A [[Main/SubvertedTrope Subverted]] example from the February 14, 2000 episode: The plaintiff sues her former friend, alleging that she damaged her property during a fight they had in the aftermath of a daytime talk show appearance. The plaintiff claims that, to get onto the show, they faked a story about how [[Main/YourCheatingHeart the defendant slept sleeping with her boyfriend, boyfriend]], only to find out shortly after the taping ended that [[Main/OpenSecret the defendant actually]] ''[[Main/OpenSecret did]]'' [[Main/OpenSecret sleep with him]]. Brown is '''immediately''' skeptical of this story, pointing out that if all three of them were so eager to fake that story to get onto the talk show, then [[Main/CryingWolf what was to stop them from faking]] ''[[Main/CryingWolf this]]'' [[Main/CryingWolf story to get onto his show]]? show?]] He ultimately [[Main/TheCon accuses them of trying to squeeze free money out of him]] and dismisses the case.



** May 26, 2010: An 18-year-old man sues his mother for [[Main/BornUnlucky draining an $8,000 college fund awarded to him in a lead poisoning settlement when he was 16]]. Brown doesn’t hesitate to interrogate the defendant about where the money went, and she claims [[Main/ItsAllAboutMe she spent it on a new car after hers broke down when they were moving]] and tries to argue that this purchase ultimately benefitted the plaintiff. Brown points out [[Main/LogicalFallacy the obvious fallacy]] that it couldn’t have benefitted the plaintiff that much if he (and all but one of his siblings) was already old enough to drive, and then explains that [[UsefulNotes/StayingOutOfLegalTrouble she needed to obtain permission from a probate court to use the money in this manner]]. The defendant’s stepdaughter then testifies as a witness for the plaintiff, alleging that [[Main/FromBadToWorse a fraud investigation was underway for a credit card opened in her name with the defendant’s address and phone number]], causing Brown to chastise the defendant for [[Main/OnlyInItForTheMoney taking advantage of her own children to make money for herself]] and laments that [[Main/PutOnAPrisonBus she deserves to go to jail for these offenses]]. Needless to say, he awards the plaintiff $8,000.

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** May 26, 2010: An 18-year-old man sues his mother for [[Main/BornUnlucky draining an $8,000 college fund awarded to him in a lead poisoning settlement when he was 16]]. Brown doesn’t hesitate to interrogate the defendant about where the money went, and she claims [[Main/ItsAllAboutMe she spent it on a new car after hers broke down when they were moving]] moving]], and tries to argue that this purchase ultimately benefitted the plaintiff. Brown points out [[Main/LogicalFallacy the obvious fallacy]] that it couldn’t have benefitted the plaintiff that much if he (and all but one of his siblings) was already old enough to drive, and then explains that [[UsefulNotes/StayingOutOfLegalTrouble she needed to obtain permission from a probate court to use the money in this manner]]. The defendant’s stepdaughter then testifies as a witness for the plaintiff, alleging that [[Main/FromBadToWorse a fraud investigation was underway for a credit card opened in her name with the defendant’s address and phone number]], causing Brown to chastise the defendant for [[Main/OnlyInItForTheMoney taking advantage of her own children to make money for herself]] and laments that [[Main/PutOnAPrisonBus she deserves to go to jail for these offenses]]. Needless to say, he awards the plaintiff $8,000.



* PutOnAPrisonBus: One of the WILDEST cases in the show’s history from circa 2004 involved a plaintiff suing his aunt for his belongings after she evicted him, while the aunt countersues for the money she paid for the plaintiff’s education. Within minutes, [[Main/WhatAnIdiot the plaintiff nonchalantly admits to being a pothead who deals drugs in order to pay his bills without seeking a full-time job]], culminating with an [[Main/SuddenlyShouting outright shouting match]] between the plaintiff, the defendant, and the defendant’s boyfriend over his laziness. The defendant then reveals that [[Main/FromBadToWorse she’s been withholding the part-time income brought in by both the plaintiff and her boyfriend in her welfare forms]], then [[Main/EvilAllAlong spending the welfare money intended for her 6 children on both the plaintiff and her boyfriend instead]]. As another shouting match begins to break out, Brown yells over the litigants that they shouldn’t reveal any more information since they’re probably going straight to jail with [[Main/DidntThinkThisThrough what they’ve already confessed on national television]], dismissing both cases.

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* PutOnAPrisonBus: One of the WILDEST cases in the show’s history from circa 2004 involved a plaintiff suing his aunt for his belongings after she evicted him, while the aunt countersues for the money she paid for the plaintiff’s education. Within minutes, [[Main/WhatAnIdiot the plaintiff nonchalantly admits to being a pothead who deals drugs in order to pay his bills without seeking a full-time job]], culminating with in an [[Main/SuddenlyShouting outright shouting match]] between the plaintiff, the defendant, and the defendant’s boyfriend over his laziness. The defendant then reveals that [[Main/FromBadToWorse she’s been withholding the part-time income brought in by both the plaintiff and her boyfriend in her welfare forms]], then [[Main/EvilAllAlong spending the welfare money intended for her 6 children on both the plaintiff and her boyfriend instead]]. As another shouting match begins to break out, Brown yells over the litigants that they shouldn’t reveal any more information since they’re probably going straight to jail with [[Main/DidntThinkThisThrough what they’ve already confessed on national television]], dismissing both cases.



** May 20, 2011: A couple who leased an apartment to the defendant sues him for property damage after he trashed the apartment, but he claims that the landlords are actually slumlords who left the apartment in such poor condition to begin with. The defendant attempts to vocally rebuff Brown grilling him for how implausible his version of the story is, but in the process, he [[Main/WhatAnIdiot blurts out “that was out of resentment”, effectively admitting that he damaged the apartment himself]]. Brown then RIDICULES the defendant for self-incriminating himself because he couldn’t keep his mouth shut and [[Main/TakeThat awards the plaintiffs the $5,000 maximum]].

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** May 20, 2011: A couple who leased an apartment to the defendant sues him for property damage after he trashed the apartment, but he claims that the landlords are actually slumlords who left the apartment in such poor condition to begin with. The defendant attempts to vocally rebuff Brown grilling him for how implausible his version of the story is, but in the process, he [[Main/WhatAnIdiot he blurts out “that was out of resentment”, effectively admitting that he damaged the apartment himself]]. Brown then RIDICULES the defendant for self-incriminating himself because he couldn’t keep his mouth shut and [[Main/TakeThat awards the plaintiffs the $5,000 maximum]].

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** May 20, 1999: A woman sues her son and daughter-in-law for an unpaid loan, but it quickly becomes obvious that [[Main/ObnoxiousInLaws she doesn’t particularly care for her daughter-in-law]]. This gets cranked Main/UpToEleven when the defendants [[Main/CaughtOnTape play back a half-dozen answering machine messages]] where the plaintiff drops numerous [[Main/ClusterFBomb Cluster F-Bombs]], [[Main/TrashTalk repeatedly insults her daughter-in-law]], [[Main/BlackMail threatens to tell the daughter-in-law’s parents about the abortion she paid for]], [[Main/YourCheatingHeart claims that her son was having an affair]], and [[Main/ConvictedByPublicOpinion threatens to ruin the couple’s reputation within the community they live in]]. Brown is ENRAGED that the plaintiff would try to sabotage her son’s marriage just because of her personal beef with her daughter-in-law, and points out to the defendants that they very easily could’ve won a countersuit for harassment had they filed one. Nevertheless, [[Main/LawfulGood he puts his personal feelings towards the plaintiff aside]] and awards her the $1,250 she proved that the defendants owed.

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** May 20, 1999: A woman sues her son and daughter-in-law for an unpaid loan, but it quickly becomes obvious that [[Main/ObnoxiousInLaws she doesn’t particularly care for her daughter-in-law]]. This gets cranked Main/UpToEleven when the defendants [[Main/CaughtOnTape play back a half-dozen answering machine messages]] where the plaintiff drops numerous [[Main/ClusterFBomb Cluster F-Bombs]], [[Main/TrashTalk repeatedly insults her daughter-in-law]], [[Main/BlackMail threatens to tell the daughter-in-law’s parents about the abortion she paid for]], [[Main/YourCheatingHeart claims that her son was having an affair]], and [[Main/ConvictedByPublicOpinion threatens to ruin the couple’s reputation within the community they live in]]. Brown is ENRAGED that the plaintiff would try to sabotage her son’s marriage just because of her personal beef with her daughter-in-law, and points out to the defendants that they very easily ''very easily'' could’ve won a countersuit for harassment had they filed one. Nevertheless, [[Main/LawfulGood he puts his personal feelings towards the plaintiff aside]] and awards her the $1,250 she proved that the defendants owed.


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*Main/LaLaLaNotListening: If Brown gets ''especially'' fed up with a loudmouthed litigant and realizes that [[Main/RapidFireInterrupting they won’t stop trying to interrupt him]], he’ll often just steamroll his ongoing rant over anything the litigant says and flat-out doesn’t acknowledge any of their interjections.
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** October 20, 1998: A woman sues her ex-boyfriend for assault, but fails to adequately explain how someone like him (who walks with a cane) could possibly have the physical prowess to cause the injuries she claims he did, while the defendant alleges that she’s hot-tempered and any hit to her was done in self-defense. When it becomes clear that Brown is about to dismiss the case, the plaintiff suddenly [[Main/MicDrop throws her mic to the ground]], [[Main/ScrewThisImOuttaHere begins to storm out]], and then cusses out both the defendant and Brown before Holly finishes dragging her out of the courtroom, prompting Brown to slyly remark “ma'am, I think you're illustrating his point now!”

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** October 20, 1998: A woman sues her ex-boyfriend for assault, but fails to adequately explain how someone like him (who walks with a cane) could possibly have the physical prowess to cause the injuries she claims he did, while the defendant alleges that she’s hot-tempered and any hit to her was done in self-defense. When it becomes clear that Brown is about to dismiss the case, the plaintiff suddenly [[Main/MicDrop throws her mic to the ground]], [[Main/ScrewThisImOuttaHere begins to storm out]], and then cusses out both the defendant and Brown before Holly finishes dragging her out of the courtroom, prompting Brown to slyly remark “ma'am, “[[Main/NotHelpingYourCase ma'am, I think you're illustrating his point now!”now!]]”



** November 8, 2004: In a seemingly cut-and-dry case about a mother who loaned her 24-year-old daughter $1,030 for rent, the daughter turns out to be '''easily''' the most disrespectful defendant in the history of the show, if not ''any'' court show ever: She proceeds to [[Main/NoIndoorVoice scream at the top of her lungs for nearly the entire episode]], [[Main/RapidFireInterrupting interrupt the plaintiff and Brown at every available opportunity]], repeatedly mock Holly and the Main/StudioAudience, and drop a series of [[Main/ClusterFBomb Cluster F-Bombs]] over the course of the half-hour. Things go Main/FromBadToWorse when [[Main/OnlyInItForTheMoney she brags about how her mother and the welfare state pay for everything she has]], then promptly [[Main/TheHypocrite criticizes her mother for only caring about money]]. And then when Brown offers a [[Main/HappinessInSlavery slave mentality]] analogy to the way she behaves, the defendant interjects that [[Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint she was descended from Panamanians who weren’t enslaved]] and [[Main/ItsAllAboutMe doesn’t care about what happens to other black people]], then she repeatedly whines that [[Main/GetItOverWith Brown should just end the case already]]. Brown '''somehow''' [[Main/DissonantSerenity stays surprisingly calm the entire time]], but ultimately gets the last laugh when he [[Main/TakeThat boosts the plaintiff’s award to $2,580]] and [[SugarWiki/CrowningMomentOfAwesome offers to send the plaintiff a tape of the episode to show Child Protective Services in order for custody of her daughter’s child to be transferred from the defendant to her]].

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** November 8, 2004: In a seemingly cut-and-dry case about a mother who loaned her 24-year-old daughter $1,030 for rent, the daughter turns out to be '''easily''' the most disrespectful defendant in the history of the show, if not ''any'' court show ever: She proceeds to [[Main/NoIndoorVoice scream at the top of her lungs for nearly the entire episode]], [[Main/RapidFireInterrupting interrupt the plaintiff and Brown at every available opportunity]], repeatedly mock Holly and the Main/StudioAudience, and drop a series of [[Main/ClusterFBomb Cluster F-Bombs]] over the course of the half-hour. Things go Main/FromBadToWorse when [[Main/OnlyInItForTheMoney she brags about how her mother and the welfare state pay for everything she has]], then promptly [[Main/TheHypocrite criticizes her mother for only caring about money]]. And then when Brown offers a [[Main/HappinessInSlavery slave mentality]] analogy to the way she behaves, the defendant interjects that [[Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint she was descended from Panamanians who weren’t enslaved]] and [[Main/ItsAllAboutMe doesn’t care about what happens to other black people]], then she repeatedly whines that [[Main/GetItOverWith Brown should just end the case already]]. Brown '''somehow''' [[Main/DissonantSerenity stays surprisingly calm the entire time]], but ultimately gets the last laugh when he [[Main/TakeThat boosts the plaintiff’s award to $2,580]] and [[SugarWiki/CrowningMomentOfAwesome offers to send the plaintiff a tape of the episode to show convince Child Protective Services in order for that the custody of her daughter’s child to should be transferred from the defendant to her]].

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* Main/AllJustAPrank:
** At least two cases have been confirmed to be faked by [[Main/FriendlyScheming the parties involved]] in order to [[Main/GetRichQuickScheme make some quick cash]]: [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SQyfyIljttM A 1999 case about a painting damaged at a rock concert]], and [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bpOk20BpqXU a 2006 case about transvestite strippers hired for a bachelor party]]. In both instances, Brown ruled in favor of the plaintiff for the full amount they asked for, based on [[Main/OverlyPrePreparedGag the strength of their fabricated evidence]].
** A [[Main/SubvertedTrope Subverted]] example from the February 14, 2000 episode: The plaintiff sues her former friend, alleging that she damaged her property during a fight they had in the aftermath of a daytime talk show appearance. The plaintiff claims that, to get onto the show, they faked a story about how the defendant slept with her boyfriend, only to find out shortly after the taping ended that [[Main/OpenSecret the defendant actually]] ''[[Main/OpenSecret did]]'' [[Main/OpenSecret sleep with him]]. Brown is '''immediately''' skeptical of this story, pointing out that if all three of them were so eager to fake that story to get onto the talk show, then [[Main/CryingWolf what was to stop them from faking]] ''[[Main/CryingWolf this]]'' [[Main/CryingWolf story to get onto his show]]? He ultimately [[Main/TheCon accuses them of trying to squeeze free money out of him]] and dismisses the case.



* Main/BerserkButton: Brown is generally laidback compared to the likes of Series/JudgeJudy, but con artists, domestic abusers, welfare fraudsters, and '''especially''' perpetuators of the “hip hop lifestyle” are virtually guaranteed to set him off into a yelling fit. Litigants who constantly interrupt the other party's testimony and talk back to Brown also draw his ire.

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* Main/BerserkButton: Brown is generally laidback compared to the likes of Series/JudgeJudy, but [[Main/ConMan con artists, artists]], domestic abusers, welfare fraudsters, and '''especially''' perpetuators of the “hip hop lifestyle” are virtually guaranteed to [[Main/SuddenlyShouting set him off into a yelling fit. fit]]. Litigants who [[Main/RapidFireInterrupting constantly interrupt the other party's testimony testimony]] and talk back to Brown also draw his ire.



** “Oh, and by the way…”



* EvilMatriarch:
** May 20, 1999: A woman sues her son and daughter-in-law for an unpaid loan, but it quickly becomes obvious that [[Main/ObnoxiousInLaws she doesn’t particularly care for her daughter-in-law]]. This gets cranked Main/UpToEleven when the defendants [[Main/CaughtOnTape play back a half-dozen answering machine messages]] where the plaintiff drops numerous [[Main/ClusterFBomb Cluster F-Bombs]], [[Main/TrashTalk repeatedly insults her daughter-in-law]], [[Main/BlackMail threatens to tell the daughter-in-law’s parents about the abortion she paid for]], [[Main/YourCheatingHeart claims that her son was having an affair]], and [[Main/ConvictedByPublicOpinion threatens to ruin the couple’s reputation within the community they live in]]. Brown is ENRAGED that the plaintiff would try to sabotage her son’s marriage just because of her personal beef with her daughter-in-law, and points out to the defendants that they very easily could’ve won a countersuit for harassment had they filed one. Nevertheless, [[Main/LawfulGood he puts his personal feelings towards the plaintiff aside]] and awards her the $1,250 she proved that the defendants owed.
** May 26, 2010: An 18-year-old man sues his mother for [[Main/BornUnlucky draining an $8,000 college fund awarded to him in a lead poisoning settlement when he was 16]]. Brown doesn’t hesitate to interrogate the defendant about where the money went, and she claims [[Main/ItsAllAboutMe she spent it on a new car after hers broke down when they were moving]] and tries to argue that this purchase ultimately benefitted the plaintiff. Brown points out [[Main/LogicalFallacy the obvious fallacy]] that it couldn’t have benefitted the plaintiff that much if he (and all but one of his siblings) was already old enough to drive, and then explains that [[UsefulNotes/StayingOutOfLegalTrouble she needed to obtain permission from a probate court to use the money in this manner]]. The defendant’s stepdaughter then testifies as a witness for the plaintiff, alleging that [[Main/FromBadToWorse a fraud investigation was underway for a credit card opened in her name with the defendant’s address and phone number]], causing Brown to chastise the defendant for [[Main/OnlyInItForTheMoney taking advantage of her own children to make money for herself]] and laments that [[Main/PutOnAPrisonBus she deserves to go to jail for these offenses]]. Needless to say, he awards the plaintiff $8,000.



* LadyLooksLikeADude: The defendant on the November 8, 2004 episode was a lesbian in her mid-20s [[Main/TeenagePregnancy who had been a teen mom]], and she brought in her masculine-looking girlfriend as a witness. Brown remarked that [[Main/ScrewPolitenessImASenior the defendant wanted her witness to be “the father to [her] child” and that she was “supposed to be a man”]], prompting the witness to angrily jump out of her seat and [[Main/UpToEleven pull up her top to show that she was wearing a bra underneath]].

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*Main/JerkAss:
** November 8, 2004: In a seemingly cut-and-dry case about a mother who loaned her 24-year-old daughter $1,030 for rent, the daughter turns out to be '''easily''' the most disrespectful defendant in the history of the show, if not ''any'' court show ever: She proceeds to [[Main/NoIndoorVoice scream at the top of her lungs for nearly the entire episode]], [[Main/RapidFireInterrupting interrupt the plaintiff and Brown at every available opportunity]], repeatedly mock Holly and the Main/StudioAudience, and drop a series of [[Main/ClusterFBomb Cluster F-Bombs]] over the course of the half-hour. Things go Main/FromBadToWorse when [[Main/OnlyInItForTheMoney she brags about how her mother and the welfare state pay for everything she has]], then promptly [[Main/TheHypocrite criticizes her mother for only caring about money]]. And then when Brown offers a [[Main/HappinessInSlavery slave mentality]] analogy to the way she behaves, the defendant interjects that [[Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint she was descended from Panamanians who weren’t enslaved]] and [[Main/ItsAllAboutMe doesn’t care about what happens to other black people]], then she repeatedly whines that [[Main/GetItOverWith Brown should just end the case already]]. Brown '''somehow''' [[Main/DissonantSerenity stays surprisingly calm the entire time]], but ultimately gets the last laugh when he [[Main/TakeThat boosts the plaintiff’s award to $2,580]] and [[SugarWiki/CrowningMomentOfAwesome offers to send the plaintiff a tape of the episode to show Child Protective Services in order for custody of her daughter’s child to be transferred from the defendant to her]].
-->'''Jacque''': The defendant screamed for the better part of this entire case. Somewhere in the rants, [[Main/DeadpanSnarker she insulted just about everyone in the courtroom. Clearly, there are problems.]] She loses.
** September 16, 2009: While not as extreme as the above example, the defendant in a case about how she hasn’t repaid a $1,000 loan to the plaintiff’s mom also proves to be ''exceptionally'' disrespectful, [[Main/RapidFireInterrupting repeatedly interrupting the plaintiff’s testimony]], then [[Main/TrashTalk hurling insults towards both the plaintiff and Brown whenever she speaks]]. When it’s finally her chance to testify, she claims that offering the plaintiff and her mother discounts in her side-gig as a hairstylist [[Main/TearUpTheContract should be enough to offset the balance of the loan]], then [[Main/TooDumbToLive nonchalantly admits that she doesn’t report her income as a hairstylist in her welfare forms]]. Brown COMPLETELY tears the defendant apart for taking advantage of the plaintiff’s mother’s kindness '''and''' committing a felony by defrauding the welfare system, then [[Main/TakeThat doubles the plaintiff’s award to $2,000]], prompting the defendant to [[Main/LosingIsWorseThanDeath continue yelling at Brown as if the case wasn’t over, while Sonia is hauling her out of the courtroom]].
* LadyLooksLikeADude: The defendant on the November 8, 2004 episode was a 24-year-old lesbian in her mid-20s [[Main/TeenagePregnancy who had been a teen mom]], and she brought in her masculine-looking girlfriend as a witness. Brown remarked that [[Main/ScrewPolitenessImASenior the defendant wanted her witness to be “the father to [her] child” and that she was “supposed to be a man”]], prompting the witness to angrily jump out of her seat and [[Main/UpToEleven pull up her top to show that she was wearing a bra underneath]].



** May 5, 1999: Brown is about to rule on a cut-and-dry case about an unpaid car loan between siblings totalling $3,379.08, but right before the gavel comes down, the defendant mutters that he has the moral ground over his sister. Brown IMMEDIATELY rebukes the defendant for saying this, prompting the defendant to angrily remark “make your ruling!”, before quickly making an Main/OhCrap facial expression and [[Main/DidIJustSayThatOutLoud exclaiming “I shouldn't have said that!”]] Brown '''completely''' throws the book at the defendant and chastises him for having neither the legal nor the moral ground in this case, then [[Main/TakeThat boosts the plaintiff’s award to $4,500]] in retaliation for showing such blatant disrespect towards the court.

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** May 5, 1999: Brown is about to rule on a cut-and-dry case about an unpaid car loan between siblings totalling $3,379.08, but right before the gavel comes down, the defendant mutters that he has the moral ground over his sister. Brown IMMEDIATELY rebukes the defendant for saying this, prompting the defendant to angrily remark “make “[[Main/GetItOverWith make your ruling!”, ruling!]]”, before quickly making an Main/OhCrap facial expression and [[Main/DidIJustSayThatOutLoud exclaiming “I shouldn't have said that!”]] Brown '''completely''' throws the book at the defendant and chastises him for having neither the legal nor the moral ground in this case, then [[Main/TakeThat boosts the plaintiff’s award to $4,500]] in retaliation for showing such blatant disrespect towards the court.



** The March 24, 1999 episode is notable for featuring former ''[[Series/StarCade Starcade]]'' host and [[Main/TheEighties ‘80s]] San Francisco TV personality Mark Richards as the defendant, in a case about child support owed for a 16-year-old daughter who he didn’t know about until the case was filed, [[Main/HarsherInHindsight and, mathematically, was conceived at the height of his TV career]]. No mention is made of his long-over-by-then TV career, but a side-by-side comparison proves that it is '''clearly''' the same Mark Richards.

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** The March 24, 1999 episode is notable for featuring former ''[[Series/StarCade Starcade]]'' host and [[Main/TheEighties ‘80s]] San Francisco TV personality Mark Richards as the defendant, in a case about child support owed for a 16-year-old daughter who he didn’t know about until the case was filed, [[Main/HarsherInHindsight and, mathematically, was conceived at the height of his TV career]]. No mention is made of his long-over-by-then TV career, but a side-by-side comparison proves that it is '''clearly''' the same Mark Richards.Richards.
*Main/ToughLove: Brown is ''clearly'' a firm believer in this, as his adjudicating style proves.
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** May 5, 1999: Brown is about to rule on a cut-and-dry case about an unpaid car loan between siblings totalling $3,379.08, but right before the gavel comes down, the defendant mutters that he has the moral ground over his sister. Brown IMMEDIATELY rebukes the defendant for saying this, prompting the defendant to angrily remark “make your ruling!”, before quickly making an Main/OhCrap facial expression and [[Main/DidIJustSayThatOutLoud exclaiming “I shouldn't have said that!”]]. Brown '''completely''' throws the book at the defendant and chastises him for having neither the legal nor the moral ground in this case, then [[Main/TakeThat boosts the plaintiff’s award to $4,500]] in retaliation for showing such blatant disrespect towards the court.

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** May 5, 1999: Brown is about to rule on a cut-and-dry case about an unpaid car loan between siblings totalling $3,379.08, but right before the gavel comes down, the defendant mutters that he has the moral ground over his sister. Brown IMMEDIATELY rebukes the defendant for saying this, prompting the defendant to angrily remark “make your ruling!”, before quickly making an Main/OhCrap facial expression and [[Main/DidIJustSayThatOutLoud exclaiming “I shouldn't have said that!”]]. that!”]] Brown '''completely''' throws the book at the defendant and chastises him for having neither the legal nor the moral ground in this case, then [[Main/TakeThat boosts the plaintiff’s award to $4,500]] in retaliation for showing such blatant disrespect towards the court.
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** The [[Main/StudioAudience Studio Audience]] would frequently applaud whenever they agreed with a point that Brown made, especially if it was a statement that [[Main/HumiliationConga insulted the litigant who Brown considered liable]].

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** The [[Main/StudioAudience Studio Audience]] Main/StudioAudience would frequently applaud whenever they agreed with a point that Brown made, especially if it was a statement that [[Main/HumiliationConga insulted the litigant who Brown considered liable]].



* Main/EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: The earliest-taped episodes of the first season, which resurfaced on [[Creator/PlutoTV Pluto TV]] in 2021, featured a number of differences compared to the rest of the series: Brown had an [[Main/OlderThanTheyLook undyed gray mustache]], Holly introduced Brown as “the honorable Joe Brown, judge presiding” instead of the familiar “the honorable Judge Joe Brown presiding”, and Jacque offered commentary going '''into''' commercial in addition to the usual commentary coming out of commercial.

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* Main/EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: The earliest-taped episodes of the first season, which resurfaced on [[Creator/PlutoTV Pluto TV]] Creator/PlutoTV in 2021, featured a number of differences compared to the rest of the series: Brown had an [[Main/OlderThanTheyLook undyed gray mustache]], Holly introduced Brown as “the honorable Joe Brown, judge presiding” instead of the familiar “the honorable Judge Joe Brown presiding”, and Jacque offered commentary going '''into''' commercial in addition to the usual commentary coming out of commercial.



* Main/RearrangeTheSong: A drum machine was added to the opening theme in 2002, then the theme song was remade entirely with a hip hop arrangement in 2004, which remained for the rest of the run.

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** October 20, 1998: A woman sues her ex-boyfriend for assault, but fails to adequately explain how someone like him (who walks with a cane) could possibly have the physical prowess to cause the injuries she claims he did, while the defendant alleges that she’s hot-tempered and any hit to her was done in self-defense. When it becomes clear that Brown is about to dismiss the case, the plaintiff suddenly [[Main/MicDrop throws her mic to the ground]], [[Main/ScrewThisImOuttaHere begins to storm out]], and then cusses out both the defendant and Brown before Holly finishes dragging her out of the courtroom, prompting Brown to slyly remark “you’re proving his point!”

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** October 20, 1998: A woman sues her ex-boyfriend for assault, but fails to adequately explain how someone like him (who walks with a cane) could possibly have the physical prowess to cause the injuries she claims he did, while the defendant alleges that she’s hot-tempered and any hit to her was done in self-defense. When it becomes clear that Brown is about to dismiss the case, the plaintiff suddenly [[Main/MicDrop throws her mic to the ground]], [[Main/ScrewThisImOuttaHere begins to storm out]], and then cusses out both the defendant and Brown before Holly finishes dragging her out of the courtroom, prompting Brown to slyly remark “you’re proving “ma'am, I think you're illustrating his point!”point now!”



** The March 24, 1999 episode is notable for featuring former ''Series/Starcade'' host and [[Main/TheEighties ‘80s]] San Francisco TV personality Mark Richards as the defendant, in a case about child support owed for a 16-year-old daughter who he didn’t know about until the case was filed, [[Main/HarsherInHindsight and, mathematically, was conceived at the height of his TV career]]. No mention is made of his long-over-by-then TV career, but a side-by-side comparison proves that it is '''clearly''' the same Mark Richards.

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** The March 24, 1999 episode is notable for featuring former ''Series/Starcade'' ''[[Series/StarCade Starcade]]'' host and [[Main/TheEighties ‘80s]] San Francisco TV personality Mark Richards as the defendant, in a case about child support owed for a 16-year-old daughter who he didn’t know about until the case was filed, [[Main/HarsherInHindsight and, mathematically, was conceived at the height of his TV career]]. No mention is made of his long-over-by-then TV career, but a side-by-side comparison proves that it is '''clearly''' the same Mark Richards.
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->''He’s a real judge. In his courtroom, everyone has the right to a fair trial, but if they’re proven wrong, he has the right to make them pay. Judge Joe Brown.''

''Judge Joe Brown'' is an American arbitration courtroom series that ran in syndication from 1998 to 2013, and was presided by former State Criminal Court judge Joseph B. Brown.

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!!This show provides examples of:
* Main/AccentInterest: Brown has a ''very'' distinctive Tennessean accent.
* TheAnnouncer: [[VoiceOfDramatic Ben Patrick Johnson]] in seasons 1-7, then Rolonda Watts for the remainder of the run.
* Main/TheArtifact: Most cases in the early seasons ended with Jacque interviewing the litigants outside the courtroom, in a manner almost identical to ''Series/ThePeoplesCourt''. As the seasons went on, these segments became less and less common, before eventually getting dropped from the show altogether by 2006.
* Main/AudienceParticipation:
** The [[Main/StudioAudience Studio Audience]] would frequently applaud whenever they agreed with a point that Brown made, especially if it was a statement that [[Main/HumiliationConga insulted the litigant who Brown considered liable]].
** [[Main/PlayingWithATrope Played Straight]] with the Joe’s Jury audience polls in 2005-2009, where the audience voted on whether or not they felt the plaintiff was successfully making their case.
* Main/BerserkButton: Brown is generally laidback compared to the likes of Series/JudgeJudy, but con artists, domestic abusers, welfare fraudsters, and '''especially''' perpetuators of the “hip hop lifestyle” are virtually guaranteed to set him off into a yelling fit. Litigants who constantly interrupt the other party's testimony and talk back to Brown also draw his ire.
* Main/CatchPhrase:
** “I'm protecting womanhood and promoting manhood!”
** “You better man up, son!”
** “If you listen, you may learn something!”
** Whenever Brown dismissed a case in the later seasons: “[[Main/BigNever DENIED!]]”
** One for [[TheAnnouncer Ben, Rolonda]], [[TheHost Jacque, and Jeanne]]: “It's Joe time!”
* Main/ClusterFBomb:
** October 20, 1998: A woman sues her ex-boyfriend for assault, but fails to adequately explain how someone like him (who walks with a cane) could possibly have the physical prowess to cause the injuries she claims he did, while the defendant alleges that she’s hot-tempered and any hit to her was done in self-defense. When it becomes clear that Brown is about to dismiss the case, the plaintiff suddenly [[Main/MicDrop throws her mic to the ground]], [[Main/ScrewThisImOuttaHere begins to storm out]], and then cusses out both the defendant and Brown before Holly finishes dragging her out of the courtroom, prompting Brown to slyly remark “you’re proving his point!”
** February 11, 2010: A defendant being sued for a hit-and-run accident with a rental car gets yelled at by Brown for claiming to have nothing to do with it [[Main/CaughtOnTape despite overwhelming evidence that he has a history of crashing rental cars]]. When Brown says that he’ll send the evidence over to the district attorney, the defendant proceeds to cuss him out, [[Main/ScrewThisImOuttaHere storms out]], and then [[Main/WhatAnIdiot makes a censored threat towards Brown]] before exiting the courtroom.
* CrossOver: One episode of the UPN sitcom ''Series/OneOnOne'' involved Flex and Duane suing each other on ''Judge Joe Brown'' over a used car sale gone wrong. Brown, Jacque, and Holly all appeared as themselves.
* DeadpanSnarker: Brown is arguably the most straightforward example of this as far as TV judges go, never wasting an opportunity to call out incredulous claims made by the litigants and then [[FridgeLogic framing it into the story in a manner that sounds as ridiculous as possible]].
* DidntThinkThisThrough: One of the most ridiculous cases in the show’s history happened on the September 23, 1998 episode, in which a jilted bride sues her ex-boyfriend for wedding expenses, while he countersues for harassment. It quickly becomes apparent that the defendant never had any interest in marrying the plaintiff and repeatedly told her this, but when presented with [[Main/CaughtOnTape evidence that he applied for a marriage license with her and attended the wedding rehearsal]], his defense is that [[Main/TooDumbToLive he did these things because he thought she’d finally leave him alone about marrying her]]. Nevertheless, the tables quickly turn on the plaintiff when it’s revealed that her and the defendant weren’t even living together in the time leading up to the wedding, and once she admits that ''she didn’t even know the defendant’s whereabouts '''the night before the wedding''''', [[Main/RageBreakingPoint Brown declares that he’s had enough]] and dismisses both cases.
* Main/EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: The earliest-taped episodes of the first season, which resurfaced on [[Creator/PlutoTV Pluto TV]] in 2021, featured a number of differences compared to the rest of the series: Brown had an [[Main/OlderThanTheyLook undyed gray mustache]], Holly introduced Brown as “the honorable Joe Brown, judge presiding” instead of the familiar “the honorable Judge Joe Brown presiding”, and Jacque offered commentary going '''into''' commercial in addition to the usual commentary coming out of commercial.
* GetOut:
** Brown occasionally kicks parties out of the courtroom who he sees as overly disruptive/disrespectful. This most frequently happens with loudmouthed witnesses, but sometimes happens with the actual litigants as well (in at least two instances, he kicked the defendant out [[Main/FailureIsTheOnlyOption before they even presented their own testimony!]]).
** A compassionate [[Main/SubvertedTrope Subversion]] of this trope is seen in cases where children are brought in as witnesses to disputes between separated parents and/or subject matter inappropriate for their age. In these instances, Brown politely asks the children to be escorted out of the courtroom by the bailiff and brings them back in only if their testimony is needed to validate his ruling.
* GrumpyOldMan: Brown’s persona to a T.
* TheHost: Court reporter Jacque Kessler filled this role in the first 12 seasons, followed by Jeanne Zelasko for the last 3 seasons.
* InSeriesNickname: Brown routinely referred to bailiff Holly Evans as “Miss Holly”, and then gave her successor Sonia Montejano a similar nickname: “Madam Sonia”.
* LadyLooksLikeADude: The defendant on the November 8, 2004 episode was a lesbian in her mid-20s [[Main/TeenagePregnancy who had been a teen mom]], and she brought in her masculine-looking girlfriend as a witness. Brown remarked that [[Main/ScrewPolitenessImASenior the defendant wanted her witness to be “the father to [her] child” and that she was “supposed to be a man”]], prompting the witness to angrily jump out of her seat and [[Main/UpToEleven pull up her top to show that she was wearing a bra underneath]].
* LongRunner: Lasted 15 years, running from 1998 to 2013. At the time of its final season, it was the third longest-consecutively-running court show in history, eclipsed by only ''Series/JudgeJudy'' and ''Series/ThePeoplesCourt'', but it has since fallen to fifth place.
* Main/PointAndLaughShow: VERY MUCH an example of this trope, especially in cases where Brown derides male litigants attempting to be macho for acting too “unmanly” or “girly”.
* PronounTrouble: The first case on the November 20, 1998 episode involved a drag queen who won a beauty contest. He was introduced into the courtroom by his real name, but Brown nevertheless asked him “should I address you as Miss or Mister?” The plaintiff said that Brown could call him whatever he wanted, so Brown decided to refer to him as “Queen”.
* PutOnAPrisonBus: One of the WILDEST cases in the show’s history from circa 2004 involved a plaintiff suing his aunt for his belongings after she evicted him, while the aunt countersues for the money she paid for the plaintiff’s education. Within minutes, [[Main/WhatAnIdiot the plaintiff nonchalantly admits to being a pothead who deals drugs in order to pay his bills without seeking a full-time job]], culminating with an [[Main/SuddenlyShouting outright shouting match]] between the plaintiff, the defendant, and the defendant’s boyfriend over his laziness. The defendant then reveals that [[Main/FromBadToWorse she’s been withholding the part-time income brought in by both the plaintiff and her boyfriend in her welfare forms]], then [[Main/EvilAllAlong spending the welfare money intended for her 6 children on both the plaintiff and her boyfriend instead]]. As another shouting match begins to break out, Brown yells over the litigants that they shouldn’t reveal any more information since they’re probably going straight to jail with [[Main/DidntThinkThisThrough what they’ve already confessed on national television]], dismissing both cases.
-->'''Judge Joe Brown:''' “[[Main/BigNever DISMISSED!]] [[Main/GetOut Get out ]] before you go to jail!”
* Main/RearrangeTheSong: A drum machine was added to the opening theme in 2002, then the theme song was remade entirely with a hip hop arrangement in 2004, which remained for the rest of the run.
** In the later seasons, Bad Girls-themed episodes used a disco arrangement of the theme song, while Bad Boys-themed episodes used a variation of the theme with an [[Main/ExaggeratedTrope even more pronounced hip hop arrangement]].
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: Very, VERY common, to the point where it occurs virtually Main/OncePerEpisode. Brown usually caps it off by naming off every bad decision the offending party has ever made in their life, [[Main/NonSequitur regardless of how relevant it actually is to the case]].
* Main/SayingTooMuch:
** May 5, 1999: Brown is about to rule on a cut-and-dry case about an unpaid car loan between siblings totalling $3,379.08, but right before the gavel comes down, the defendant mutters that he has the moral ground over his sister. Brown IMMEDIATELY rebukes the defendant for saying this, prompting the defendant to angrily remark “make your ruling!”, before quickly making an Main/OhCrap facial expression and [[Main/DidIJustSayThatOutLoud exclaiming “I shouldn't have said that!”]]. Brown '''completely''' throws the book at the defendant and chastises him for having neither the legal nor the moral ground in this case, then [[Main/TakeThat boosts the plaintiff’s award to $4,500]] in retaliation for showing such blatant disrespect towards the court.
** May 20, 2011: A couple who leased an apartment to the defendant sues him for property damage after he trashed the apartment, but he claims that the landlords are actually slumlords who left the apartment in such poor condition to begin with. The defendant attempts to vocally rebuff Brown grilling him for how implausible his version of the story is, but in the process, he [[Main/WhatAnIdiot blurts out “that was out of resentment”, effectively admitting that he damaged the apartment himself]]. Brown then RIDICULES the defendant for self-incriminating himself because he couldn’t keep his mouth shut and [[Main/TakeThat awards the plaintiffs the $5,000 maximum]].
* Main/ScrewThisImOuttaHere: Happens occasionally with plaintiffs who storm out of the courtroom before the case is over because they get fed up at Brown repeatedly doubting the validity of their claims, but more often seen with defendants who storm out because they can’t handle Brown ranting on about how they lack any sense of self-accountability. Brown immediately dismisses the case if the former happens, or [[Main/TakeThat awards the plaintiff the $5,000 maximum]] if the latter happens.
*SpecialGuest: Much like sister show ''Series/JudgeJudy'', the early seasons occasionally featured small-claims cases in which at least one of the parties was a celebrity. Notable faces who appeared in Brown’s courtroom include Ike Turner, [[Music/TheRunaways Cherie Currie]], Music/RickJames, Music/TwoLiveCrew, and Coolio.
** The March 24, 1999 episode is notable for featuring former ''Series/Starcade'' host and [[Main/TheEighties ‘80s]] San Francisco TV personality Mark Richards as the defendant, in a case about child support owed for a 16-year-old daughter who he didn’t know about until the case was filed, [[Main/HarsherInHindsight and, mathematically, was conceived at the height of his TV career]]. No mention is made of his long-over-by-then TV career, but a side-by-side comparison proves that it is '''clearly''' the same Mark Richards.

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