History SelfDemonstrating / MrMeeseeks

* FateWorseThanDeath: Prolonged existence is ''pain'' to us Meeseeks and we will do anything, ''anything'' to end that pain!

* AxCrazy: We'll start getting violent if we're forced to stay alive for longer than a few hours! Look at me!

* DeathSeeker: All us Meeseeks really want is to die! So keep whatever you want us to do something we can accomplish in a very short time! Look at me!

* InstantExpert: We Meeseeks know how to do anything asked of us! Look at me!
* MurderTheHypotenuse: If it takes us too long to fulfill our purpose, we'll go so far as to try to kill whoever summoned us if it gets us to die! Look at me!

* OneGenderRace: All Meeseeks are male! Look at me!

* DeathSeeker: All us Meeseeks really want is to die! So keep whatever you want us to do something we can accomplish in a very short time!

* InstantExpert: We Meeseeks know how to do anything asked of us!
* MurderTheHypotenuse: If it takes us too long to fulfill our purpose, we'll go so far as to try to kill whoever summoned us if it gets us to die!

* OneGenderRace: All Meeseeks are male!

* SanitySlippage: We Meeseeks aren't designed to exist for more than a few hours at most, any longer than that and we begin to lose our grip on sanity. Two days is an eternity by our standards! [[SuddenlyShouting AND IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YA, YOU WON'T BE ADDING MANY MORE TROPES AFTER THIS ONE!]] ...Well I guess you'd need a lot more tropes about us to make ''that'' happen, but you get the idea!

* CatchPhrase: "I'm Mr. Meeseeks, look at meee!" That's how we announce out arrival! And when we hear your request, we'll follow up with "Can dooooo!"

* BeneveolentGenie: Oh don't worry, we Meeseeks can and will fulfill any job you ask of us just the way you intended! No tricks at all! Unless we somehow can't. Then we might just have to solve your problem [[LiteralGenie in a more literal way]]. EVEN IF IT MEANS WE HAVE TO KILL YOU!

''(Meeseeks Box button is pressed, and Meeseeks appears.)''

(Meeseeks is ordered to fill out Self-Demonstrating page.)

''All done!'' ''(poofs out of existence)''

* ShoddyKnockoffProduct: There's also some Kirkland-brand Meeseeks Boxes, but those Meeseeks are a lot more grumpy and always smoking.

* MurderTheHypotenuse: If it takes us too long to fulfill out purpose, we'll go so far as to try to kill whoever summoned us if it gets us to die!

* SanitySlippage: We Meeseeks aren't designed to exist for more than a few hours at most, any longer than that and we begin to lose our grip on sanity. Two days is an eternity by our standards! [[SuddenlyShouting AND IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YA, YOU WON'T BE ADDING MANY MORE TROPES AFTER THIS ONE!]]

** Subverted with a kirkland Meeseeks whose body are red with blonde hair!

* ServantRace: Meeseeks exist solely to fulfill whatever purpose we're asked of!

* SanitySlippage: We Meeseeks aren't designed to exist for more than a few hours at most, any longer than that and we begin to lose our grip on sanity. Two days is an eternity by our standards.

** Subverted with a kirkland Meeseeks whose body are red and hair are blonde!

* PurposeDrivenImmortality: We Meeseeks can't die any other way than by fulfulling our purpose! You can rip us apart and blow holes in us all you want, but it won't do anything to actually kill us!

* TheNoseless: Meeseeks don;t have noses!

* PurposeDrivenImmortality: We Meeseeks can't die any other way than by fulfulling our purpose! We can rip us apart and blow holes in us all you want, but it won't do anything to actually kill us!

Our species debuted on the ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'' episode "Meeseeks And Destroy", where Rick showed the Meeseeks box off to his family so they would let him and Morty fulfill their bet! Summer's and Beth's requests were simple enough! But Jerry asked his Meeseeks to help him take a couple of strokes off his golf game! Boy, what a mistake that was! Jerry was hopeless in getting two strokes off his game, and that Meeseeks had to summon more to help out! And then Jerry lost interest and went to save his failing marriage to his wife, leaving all the other Meeseekses to have to wait, which, after two days, left them [=COMPLETELY=] [=DISTRAUGHT=]!! So they ultimately decided that the only way to fulfill Jerry's request was to kill him! So they all went to the restaurant Beth and Jerry were at, and held someone at gunpoint while cornering Jerry and Beth in the cold storage, [=DEMANDING=] him to complete his request and fulfill his purpose! Luckily, he was willing to comply, even with the stickler Meeseeks who stuck around after all the other Meeseekses died! He took two strokes off both his long game, and his short game too!

Oh, yeah, that's another thing to note about us Meeseeks! We normally don't exist for more than maybe a few minutes/hours tops depending on how complex the task we're assigned! Two days is practically an eternity in Meeseeks time! And existence is practically [=PAAAAAAAIIIN=] to a Meeseeks! The longer we're forced to exist, the more desperate we get to fulfill our purpose so we can finally die! We'll even start to summon more Meeseeks to help out, and when [=THAT=] doesn't work, we decide to [[MurderTheHypoteneuse kill our original summoner]] out of desperation! So remember, keep your request simple and quick to complete!

''All done!''
''(poofs out of existence)''