History SelfDemonstrating / Kamina

* You know what? I really do miss Yoko. It won't be the same, but I just found [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Makima}} a new redheaded chick with nice honkers]]. She's got brains AND beauty... ehh, on second thought, she gives me the creeps. And she [[BadassInANiceSuit dresses boring]]. Best leave her alone.[[note]]'''Makima:''' Just as well -- you'd be nothing but trouble as one of my Devil Hunters. I have no use for you, simpleton.[[/note]]
* Let's try a different one. [[SelfDemonstrating/KyokoSakura That hardcore chick with the spear]] ''does'' remind me [[TheLadette a]] [[{{Tsundere}} bit]] [[FieryRedhead of]] [[TomboyishPonytail Yoko]] a bit more. [[ACupAngst Hers are tiny]], but she'll do for now. K-yoko. Heh.[[note]]'''Kyoko:''' Oi! What the hell are you talkin' about?! I work alone! ...Now piss off, and don't you ''dare'' waste the food you just stole![[/note]]

* ...Yeah, keep me the hell away from [[SelfDemonstrating/WitchfinderGeneral that scruffy guy in the hat]]. He looks like he means business, and not of the good kind.[[note]]'''The Witchfinder-General (of the Colony of Massachusetts Bay)''': Halt, voile man, for thou presenteth as a wretched sinner with thy heathen attoire and thy black speech of Devilrei. Repent now, or oi shalt bring thee before the magistrates of the court in which ye dwell, to be troied as a hwitch and put to instant death![[/note]]

Unfortunately, I didn't get to show the village, or Simon and Yoko, how manly I am and...what? Who's Simon? Ah, how could I forget to mention Simon, my [[BloodBrothers blood brother]]! [[ChildhoodFriends Simon is from Jiha Village, just like me.]] When his parents died in an earthquake, Simon was left all alone, but then [[BigBrotherMentor I came along and took him under my wing]], guiding him and mentoring him so that he would one day become a badass pinnacle of manliness just like me, [[CharacterDevelopment which he definitely did, though it took him a little while]]. But anyway, enough about Simon for now. This is my page, so right now, we're gonna talk about me! [[SuddenlyShouting IT'S MY TIME TO SHINE!]]

* BloodBrothers: What part of dig the wax out of your ears didn't you hear the first time? Do I have to do the whole speech again? Cause I will!

* HeroesWantRedheads: Well, yeah, if we're talking [[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann my show]] I only had an interest in Yoko, but [[WolfWhistle *wolf whistles*]] look at all these fine babes. Hey, is [[ComicBook/BlackWidow that one single]]?

* TheGwenStacy: HEY! I AM A MAN! Call me the Gary Stan or something MANLY! Wait! I know! Wrestling/RandySavage! ...wait, why are you holding pitch forks? What did I say?

* RatedMForManly: I've been saying this the whole time and you're just addressing it now. What? Alphabetical order? THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN FIRST!

* BadassBaritone: ...with the most badass voice.

Well, anyway, after many years and zany schemes trying to break out onto the surface, fate smiled upon me. First, I met this really smoking hot sniper babe, [[ActionGirl Yoko]], let me tell you with [[GagBoobs melons like that]] it was LoveAtFirstSight for this great epic specimen of manliness. Oh, and I guess a giant robot dropped down and tried to terrorize the village, [[DistractedByTheSexy but that's not nearly as important]]. I mean, I could've beaten it with just the village chief's sword and [[WhenAllYouHaveIsAHammer my manly spirit]]. [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer No, seriously]], [[WordOfGod I totally could have]].

* ...Yeah, keep me the hell away from [[SelfDemonstrating/WitchfinderGeneral that scruffy guy in the hat]]. He looks like he means business, and not of the good kind.[[note]]'''The Witchfinder-General (of the Colony of Massachusetts Bay)''': Halt, voile man, for thou presenteth as a wretched sinner with thy heathen attoire and thy black speech of Devilrei. Repent now, or oi shalt bring thee before the magistrates of the court in which ye dwell, to be troied as a hwitch![[/note]]

* Oh! [[SelfDemonstrating/ZekeVonGenbu That dude with the manly eyepatch and the big sword!]] His [[{{Chuunibyou}} flair for the dramatic]] means he'll fit our new badass squad like a glove![[note]]'''Zeke:''' Hahahaha! I like that idea, chum! Together, you, Pandy, Turters and I will have a jolly good time fighting off rambunctious rapscallions with our stylish moves, epic battle poses and fancy catchphrases! My Eye of Shining Justice is throbbing![[/note]]

* Oh! [[SelfDemonstrating/ZekeVonGenbu That dude with the manly eyepatch and the big sword!]] His [[{{Chuunibyou}} flair for the dramatic]] means he'll fit our new badass squad like a glove![[note]]'''Zeke:''' Hahahaha! I like that idea, chum! Together, we'll have a jolly good time fighting off rambunctious rapscallions with our stylish moves, epic battle poses and fancy catchphrases! My Eye of Shining Justice is throbbing![[/note]]

* Whoa whoa whoa WHOA!!! I never asked [[SelfDemonstrating/RouxlsKaard you]] to come along! Why don't you kindly piss off? Team Shin-Dai-Gurren has no room for [[YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe funny-talking]], [[HeelFaceRevolvingDoor double-crossing]] sissies like you! And also you smell like worms![[note]]'''Rouxls Kaard:''' Feare not! I too, shall Assisteth! ...Prithee! Thoust rejecteth my Helpe when I am yon most Handsometh and Helpfulle Man to ever existeth? Fie! I hath no Choyce but to useth- ''(*turns to stone*)'' [[CatchPhrase GOD... DAMN IT]][[/note]]

* Whoa whoa whoa WHOA!!! I never asked [[SelfDemonstrating/RouxlsKaard you]] to come along! Why don't you kindly piss off? Team Shin-Dai-Gurren has no room for [[YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe funny-talking]], [[HeelFaceRevolvingDoor double-crossing]] sissies like you! And also you smell like worms![[note]]'''Rouxls Kaard:''' Feare not! I too, shall Assisteth! ...Prithee! Thoust rejecteth my Helpe when I am yon most Handsometh and Helpfulle Man to ever existeth? Fie! I hath no Choyce but to useth- ''*(turns to stone*)'' [[CatchPhrase GOD... DAMN IT]][[/note]]