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* UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny: '''IN THIRD SEASON OF [[WebAnimation/DeathBattle INTERNET FIGHTING SHOW]], HULK GET TO FIGHT GREY SPIKE MONSTER CALLED [[Franchise/{{Superman}} DOOMSDAY]] AND SEE WHO SMASHES BETTER! [[spoiler:THOUGH HULK BREAK WORLDS, STUPID SPIKE MONSTER WON! HULK SMASH PUNY FIGHTING SHOW HOSTS!]]''' THANKFULLY, HULK GET SECOND FIGHT AGAINST [[Anime/DragonBallSuperBroly SPIKY HAIR MAN]]!

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* UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny: '''IN THIRD SEASON OF [[WebAnimation/DeathBattle INTERNET FIGHTING SHOW]], HULK GET TO FIGHT GREY SPIKE MONSTER CALLED [[Franchise/{{Superman}} DOOMSDAY]] AND SEE WHO SMASHES BETTER! [[spoiler:THOUGH HULK BREAK WORLDS, STUPID SPIKE MONSTER WON! HULK SMASH PUNY FIGHTING SHOW HOSTS!]]''' HOSTS!]] THANKFULLY, HULK GET SECOND FIGHT AGAINST [[Anime/DragonBallSuperBroly SPIKY HAIR MAN]]!MAN]]!'''
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* UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny: '''IN THIRD SEASON OF [[WebAnimation/DeathBattle INTERNET FIGHTING SHOW]], HULK GET TO FIGHT GREY SPIKE MONSTER CALLED [[Franchise/{{Superman}} DOOMSDAY]] AND SEE WHO SMASHES BETTER! [[spoiler:THOUGH HULK BREAK WORLDS, STUPID SPIKE MONSTER WON! HULK SMASH PUNY FIGHTING SHOW HOSTS!]]'''

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* UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny: '''IN THIRD SEASON OF [[WebAnimation/DeathBattle INTERNET FIGHTING SHOW]], HULK GET TO FIGHT GREY SPIKE MONSTER CALLED [[Franchise/{{Superman}} DOOMSDAY]] AND SEE WHO SMASHES BETTER! [[spoiler:THOUGH HULK BREAK WORLDS, STUPID SPIKE MONSTER WON! HULK SMASH PUNY FIGHTING SHOW HOSTS!]]'''HOSTS!]]''' THANKFULLY, HULK GET SECOND FIGHT AGAINST [[Anime/DragonBallSuperBroly SPIKY HAIR MAN]]!
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* BeingGoodSucks: '''IT NOT MATTER WHAT HULK DO, PUNY HUMANS ALWAYS TURN ON HULK! [[JerkassGods ZEUS]] EVEN STATE JUST BEING HULK IS WORSE THAN ANY PUNISHMENT HE CAN DO!'''


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* BullyingADragon: '''HULK JUST WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE, BUT PEOPLE NOT LEAVE HULK ALONE EVEN THOUGH IT ALWAYS GO BAD FOR THEM!'''
** The Green Scar: I found myself with the other end of the trope when I tried to convince [[Comicbook/TheIncredibleHercules Zeus]] to help my family. I provoked him when he initially refused. I know I had no chance of beating a [[TopGod Skyfather]], but I hoped offering myself up would be enough. I was wrong, and the only reason he let Hercules and my family rescue me was because he knew just being the Hulk was worse than any punishment he could come up with.


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* TheComicallySerious: '''HULK [[LargeHam SHOUTING SO MUCH]] AND [[HulkSpeak WAY HULK TALK]] MEAN HULK SAY MOST ANYTHING AND IT FUNNY!'''


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* MightyGlacier: '''[[RuleOfFun STUPID BALANCE]] IN FIGHTING GAMES MEAN RATHER THAN JUST BEING STRONG AND FAST, HULK JUST STRONG!'''


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* StraightManAndWiseGuy: '''HULK IS USUALLY WISE GUY. SOMETIMES PLAY STRAIGHT MAN, LIKE IN [[WesternAnimation/TheAvengersEarthsMightiestHeroes BEST AVENGERS CARTOON]]''.
** The Professor: In ''Film/AvengersEndgame'' I played the Straight Man to [[ComicBook/TheMightyThor Thor]]'s Wise Guy. Failing to stop Thanos led to him falling into a depression while denying it all, while letting himself go thanks to his drinking.
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'''DECADE ALSO SHOW HULK IN CARTOON STUFF!!! HULK APPEAR IN [[WesternAnimation/WolverineAndTheXMen LITTLE MAN AND MUTANT SHOW]] AND FIGHT [[ComicBook/{{Wolverine}} LITTLE MAN]]! LITTLE MAN CALLED HULK A BEHIND! HULK NOT A BEHIND!!!!!! [[ComicBook/NickFury STUPID MAN FURY]] ALSO SABOTAGE PUNY BANNER AND HULK! HULK SMASH STUPID MAN'S HEAD!!! HULK [[WesternAnimation/HulkVs LATER ON]] SMASH LITTLE MAN AGAIN AND HIS [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Deadpool}} STUPID TALKING MAN]]!!! TALKING MAN HURT HULK! HULK RIP OFF TALKING MAN'S ''HEAAAAADDDDDD''!!! REINDEER MAN LATER ON MAKE HULK SMASH PUNY ASGARD AND PUNY HAMMER MAN BY SEPARATING HULK FROM PUNY BANNER! HULK LATER APPEAR IN [[WesternAnimation/TheAvengersEarthsMightiestHeroes AVENGERS CARTOON]] ON MOUSE CHANNEL! PUNY BANNER MAKE DEAL WITH HULK WHERE HULK ALMOST ALWAYS BECOME HULK AND BANNER HARDLY SHOW UP! HULK MAKE FRIENDS WITH [[ComicBook/TheWasp FLYING GIRL]] AND [[Comicbook/{{Hawkeye}} ARROW MAN]]! HULK ALSO STAR IN [[WesternAnimation/HulkAndTheAgentsOfSmash OWN CARTOON WITH OTHER HULKS!]] CARTOON HULK ALL PLAYED BY NOT-SO-PUNY [[Creator/FredTatasciore TATASCIORE]]! HULK CHANGE MIND ABOUT BEST FRIEND RUFFALO! RUFFALO NOW SECOND BEST FRIEND, TATASCIORE NEW NUMBER ONE BEST FRIEND OF HULK!!!'''

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'''DECADE ALSO SHOW HULK IN CARTOON STUFF!!! HULK APPEAR IN [[WesternAnimation/WolverineAndTheXMen LITTLE MAN AND MUTANT SHOW]] AND FIGHT [[ComicBook/{{Wolverine}} LITTLE MAN]]! LITTLE MAN CALLED HULK A BEHIND! HULK NOT A BEHIND!!!!!! [[ComicBook/NickFury STUPID MAN FURY]] ALSO SABOTAGE PUNY BANNER AND HULK! HULK SMASH STUPID MAN'S HEAD!!! HULK [[WesternAnimation/HulkVs LATER ON]] SMASH LITTLE MAN AGAIN AND HIS [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Deadpool}} [[ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} STUPID TALKING MAN]]!!! TALKING MAN HURT HULK! HULK RIP OFF TALKING MAN'S ''HEAAAAADDDDDD''!!! REINDEER MAN LATER ON MAKE HULK SMASH PUNY ASGARD AND PUNY HAMMER MAN BY SEPARATING HULK FROM PUNY BANNER! HULK LATER APPEAR IN [[WesternAnimation/TheAvengersEarthsMightiestHeroes AVENGERS CARTOON]] ON MOUSE CHANNEL! PUNY BANNER MAKE DEAL WITH HULK WHERE HULK ALMOST ALWAYS BECOME HULK AND BANNER HARDLY SHOW UP! HULK MAKE FRIENDS WITH [[ComicBook/TheWasp FLYING GIRL]] AND [[Comicbook/{{Hawkeye}} ARROW MAN]]! HULK ALSO STAR IN [[WesternAnimation/HulkAndTheAgentsOfSmash OWN CARTOON WITH OTHER HULKS!]] CARTOON HULK ALL PLAYED BY NOT-SO-PUNY [[Creator/FredTatasciore TATASCIORE]]! HULK CHANGE MIND ABOUT BEST FRIEND RUFFALO! RUFFALO NOW SECOND BEST FRIEND, TATASCIORE NEW NUMBER ONE BEST FRIEND OF HULK!!!'''



-->[-[[SelfDemonstrating/{{Deadpool}} This guy's louder than Bob in the bathroom when he eats chimichangas for dinner. And believe me, buddy. He can't seem to hit the right note everytime.]]-]

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-->[-[[SelfDemonstrating/{{Deadpool}} -->[-[[ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} This guy's louder than Bob in the bathroom when he eats chimichangas for dinner. And believe me, buddy. He can't seem to hit the right note everytime.]]-]
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'''IN [[TheSeventies SEVENTIES]], PUNY TV PEOPLE [[Series/TheIncredibleHulk MAKE TV SHOW ABOUT HULK!]] [[Creator/BillBixby PUNY BIXBY]] PLAYED PUNY BANNER! Creator/{{LOU FERRIGNO}} HAD AWESOME MULLET AS HULK! BUT THEY MAKE HULK WEAK! AND NOT LET HIM TALK! PLUS, PUNY BANNER WAS CALLED "DAVID" AND INSTEAD OF ARMY, HULK WAS CHASED BY [[IntrepidReporter PUNY REPORTER]] [[InspectorJavert CALLED "MCGEE!"]] BUT PUNY HUMANS LIKED SHOW ANYWAY AND IS CONSIDERED ONE OF BEST SUPERHEROES SHOWS EVER!!!'''

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'''IN [[TheSeventies SEVENTIES]], PUNY TV PEOPLE [[Series/TheIncredibleHulk [[Series/TheIncredibleHulk1977 MAKE TV SHOW ABOUT HULK!]] [[Creator/BillBixby PUNY BIXBY]] PLAYED PUNY BANNER! Creator/{{LOU FERRIGNO}} HAD AWESOME MULLET AS HULK! BUT THEY MAKE HULK WEAK! AND NOT LET HIM TALK! PLUS, PUNY BANNER WAS CALLED "DAVID" AND INSTEAD OF ARMY, HULK WAS CHASED BY [[IntrepidReporter PUNY REPORTER]] [[InspectorJavert CALLED "MCGEE!"]] BUT PUNY HUMANS LIKED SHOW ANYWAY AND IS CONSIDERED ONE OF BEST SUPERHEROES SHOWS EVER!!!'''
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(''This page is best read in the voices of either Creator/FredTatasciore or Creator/LouFerrigno for the Hulk's various incarnations, and either Creator/MarkRuffalo, Creator/BillBixby, Creator/EdwardNorton, Creator/GabrielMann, Creator/NealMcDonough, Creator/TroyBaker, or Creator/EricBana for Banner.)''

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(''This page is best read in the voices of either Creator/FredTatasciore or Creator/LouFerrigno for the Hulk's various incarnations, and either Creator/BillBixby, Creator/MarkRuffalo, Creator/BillBixby, Creator/EdwardNorton, Creator/GabrielMann, Creator/NealMcDonough, Creator/TroyBaker, or Creator/EricBana for Banner.)''
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('''''THIS PAGE BEST READ IN VOICE OF EITHER [[Creator/FredTatasciore FRED TATASCIORE]] OR [[Creator/LouFerrigno LOU FERRIGNO]]! [[CantUnhearIt HULK NOT ACCEPT ANY OTHER VOICE TO READ HULK'S PAGE!]]''' (Bruce Banner: Well, unless I'm normal, in which case you can hear me in the voices of Creator/MarkRuffalo, Creator/BillBixby, Creator/EdwardNorton, Creator/GabrielMann, Creator/NealMcDonough or (sigh) Creator/EricBana.)''

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('''''THIS PAGE BEST READ IN VOICE OF EITHER [[Creator/FredTatasciore FRED TATASCIORE]] OR [[Creator/LouFerrigno LOU FERRIGNO]]! [[CantUnhearIt HULK NOT ACCEPT ANY OTHER VOICE TO READ HULK'S PAGE!]]''' (Bruce Banner: Well, unless I'm normal, in which case you can hear me (''This page is best read in the voices of either Creator/FredTatasciore or Creator/LouFerrigno for the Hulk's various incarnations, and either Creator/MarkRuffalo, Creator/BillBixby, Creator/EdwardNorton, Creator/GabrielMann, Creator/NealMcDonough Creator/NealMcDonough, Creator/TroyBaker, or (sigh) Creator/EricBana.Creator/EricBana for Banner.)''
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'''IN [[TheEighties EIGHTIES]] AND [[TheNineties NINETIES]] PUNY TV PEOPLE [[WesternAnimation/TheIncredibleHulk MAKE CARTOON TV SHOWS ABOUT HULK!]] FIRST WAS TOLD BY [[Creator/StanLee SUNGLASSES COMIC MAN]] AND PUNY BANNER SOMEHOW GETS ALL CLOTHES BACK WHEN HE COMES BACK! SECOND WAS BETTER WITH FERRIGNO AS HULK'S VOICE!'''

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'''IN [[TheEighties EIGHTIES]] AND [[TheNineties NINETIES]] PUNY TV PEOPLE [[WesternAnimation/TheIncredibleHulk MAKE CARTOON TV SHOWS ABOUT HULK!]] FIRST HULK! [[WesternAnimation/TheIncredibleHulk1982 FIRST]] WAS TOLD BY [[Creator/StanLee SUNGLASSES COMIC MAN]] AND PUNY BANNER SOMEHOW GETS ALL CLOTHES BACK WHEN HE COMES BACK! SECOND [[WesternAnimation/TheIncredibleHulk1996 SECOND]] WAS BETTER WITH FERRIGNO AS HULK'S VOICE!'''
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'''IN [[UsefulNotes/The2000s NEXT DECADE]], PUNY HUMANS MAKE [[Film/{{Hulk}} MOVIE OF HULK]] BY [[Creator/AngLee CROUCHING TIGER MAN]] WITH PUNY [[Creator/EricBana BANA]] AS HULK BUT HUMANS DID NOT LIKE. HURT HULK VERY MUCH!! HULK BEST ONE THERE IS!!!!! HOWEVER, HULK WAS ADAPTED INTO [[VideoGame/{{Hulk}} ELECTRONICS]] ALSO FEATURING BANA. HULK NOT BOTHERED AS MUCH. HUMANS [[Film/TheIncredibleHulk TRY AGAIN]] LATER WITH PUNY [[Creator/EdwardNorton NORTON]], BUT HUMANS NOT LIKE MUCH BETTER, DAMNIT! BUT THEN [[Creator/JossWhedon BUFFY MAN]] PUT HULK IN ''Film/{{THE AVENGERS|2012}}'' WITH PUNY [[Creator/MarkRuffalo RUFFALO]] AND THE HUMANS LIKE! ESPECIALLY WHEN STUPID [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica FLAGMAN]] TOLD HULK TO SMASH! OR WHEN HULK SMASH [[ComicBook/{{Loki}} PUNY GOD!!]] WITH HELP OF OTHER AVENGERS HULK SMASH PUNY BOX OFFICE IN 2012, EVEN MORE THAN PUNY [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises BLACK CAPE MAN]]!!!!! [[spoiler:IN [[Film/IronMan3 METAL MAN MOVIE 3]], PUNY BANNER APPEAR AFTER CREDITS TO LISTEN TO BORING METAL MAN'S STORIES, WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE HULK NO HAVE TO LISTEN, ONLY PUNY BANNER!!!]] HULK RETURNED IN ''[[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron AGE OF ULTRON]]''! PUNY BANNER SAW SOME GOOD - [[Comicbook/BlackWidow PRETTY RUSSIAN CHICK]] LIKES HIM!, BUT HULK ONLY LIKE BETTY!!! - AND SOME BAD - METAL MAN USED HELP OF PUNY BANNER TO CREATE [[Comicbook/{{Ultron}} EVIL ROBOT FROM TITLE]]! HULK TOO - [[Comicbook/ScarletWitch MAGIC GIRL]] MAKE HULK CRAZY, METAL MAN PUNCHED HULK TO SLEEP! BUT HULK SMASHED AS MUCH OF EVIL ROBOT AS POSSIBLE! [[WillReturnCaption HULK RETURN IN]] [[Film/ThorRagnarok HAMMER MAN 3]], WHERE HULK FIGHTS IN RING LIKE GREEN SCAR, TALKS A LOT, TEAMS UP WITH HAMMER MAN AND ANGRY GIRL, AND THEN SMASHES PUNY BIG WOLF! HULK WAS THEN IN ''[[Film/AvengersInfinityWar INFINITY WAR]]'', WHERE HE FIGHT THANOS AND LOST. HULK REFUSES TO FIGHT HIM AGAIN! [[BlatantLies HULK WOULD CRUSH HIM TOO HARD!]] [[spoiler: [[SincerityMode HULK NOT AFRAID OF THANOS]], [[WordOfGod HULK SICK OF PUNY BANNER ONLY MAKING HULK FIGHT! HULK NOT JUST WANT TO FIGHT, HULK WANT TO BE ALONE!]] SMASH NOT WORK NOW, SO HULK GO AWAY! GOOD LUCK BANNER.]] HULK WAIT UNTIL [[Film/AvengersEndgame NEXT AVENGERS!]]''' [[spoiler: [The Professor: And this is where I come in. After talking out our differences during the five year gap, we ultimately found a way to become a single being. This incarnation is based on The Professor persona and Nerd Hulk from The Ultimates. I have Banner's genius and the Hulk's brawn, though it's slightly Nerfed as I lack the raw strength and healing factor of the Savage persona, which is a problem when you're about to use the Infinity Gauntlet to undo Thanos' damage inflicted upon the universe.] ]]

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'''IN [[UsefulNotes/The2000s NEXT DECADE]], PUNY HUMANS MAKE [[Film/{{Hulk}} MOVIE OF HULK]] BY [[Creator/AngLee CROUCHING TIGER MAN]] WITH PUNY [[Creator/EricBana BANA]] AS HULK BUT HUMANS DID NOT LIKE. HURT HULK VERY MUCH!! HULK BEST ONE THERE IS!!!!! HOWEVER, HULK WAS ADAPTED INTO [[VideoGame/{{Hulk}} ELECTRONICS]] ALSO FEATURING BANA. HULK NOT BOTHERED AS MUCH. HUMANS [[Film/TheIncredibleHulk TRY AGAIN]] LATER WITH PUNY [[Creator/EdwardNorton NORTON]], BUT HUMANS NOT LIKE MUCH BETTER, DAMNIT! BUT THEN [[Creator/JossWhedon BUFFY MAN]] PUT HULK IN ''Film/{{THE AVENGERS|2012}}'' WITH PUNY [[Creator/MarkRuffalo RUFFALO]] AND THE HUMANS LIKE! ESPECIALLY WHEN STUPID [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica FLAGMAN]] TOLD HULK TO SMASH! OR WHEN HULK SMASH [[ComicBook/{{Loki}} PUNY GOD!!]] WITH HELP OF OTHER AVENGERS HULK SMASH PUNY BOX OFFICE IN 2012, EVEN MORE THAN PUNY [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises BLACK CAPE MAN]]!!!!! [[spoiler:IN [[Film/IronMan3 METAL MAN MOVIE 3]], PUNY BANNER APPEAR AFTER CREDITS TO LISTEN TO BORING METAL MAN'S STORIES, WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE HULK NO HAVE TO LISTEN, ONLY PUNY BANNER!!!]] HULK RETURNED IN ''[[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron AGE OF ULTRON]]''! PUNY BANNER SAW SOME GOOD - [[Comicbook/BlackWidow PRETTY RUSSIAN CHICK]] LIKES HIM!, BUT HULK ONLY LIKE BETTY!!! - AND SOME BAD - METAL MAN USED HELP OF PUNY BANNER TO CREATE [[Comicbook/{{Ultron}} EVIL ROBOT FROM TITLE]]! HULK TOO - [[Comicbook/ScarletWitch MAGIC GIRL]] MAKE HULK CRAZY, METAL MAN PUNCHED HULK TO SLEEP! BUT HULK SMASHED AS MUCH OF EVIL ROBOT AS POSSIBLE! [[WillReturnCaption HULK RETURN IN]] [[Film/ThorRagnarok HAMMER MAN 3]], WHERE HULK FIGHTS IN RING LIKE GREEN SCAR, TALKS A LOT, TEAMS UP WITH HAMMER MAN AND ANGRY GIRL, AND THEN SMASHES PUNY BIG WOLF! HULK WAS THEN IN ''[[Film/AvengersInfinityWar INFINITY WAR]]'', WHERE HE FIGHT THANOS AND LOST. HULK REFUSES TO FIGHT HIM AGAIN! [[BlatantLies HULK WOULD CRUSH HIM TOO HARD!]] [[spoiler: [[SincerityMode HULK NOT AFRAID OF THANOS]], [[WordOfGod HULK SICK OF PUNY BANNER ONLY MAKING HULK FIGHT! HULK NOT JUST WANT TO FIGHT, HULK WANT TO BE ALONE!]] SMASH NOT WORK NOW, SO HULK GO AWAY! GOOD LUCK BANNER.]] HULK WAIT UNTIL [[Film/AvengersEndgame NEXT AVENGERS!]]''' [softreturn]
[[spoiler: [The Professor: And this is where I come in. After talking out our differences during the five year gap, we ultimately found a way to become a single being. This incarnation is based on The Professor persona and Nerd Hulk from The Ultimates. I have Banner's genius and the Hulk's brawn, though it's slightly Nerfed as I lack the raw strength and healing factor of the Savage persona, which is a problem when you're about to use the Infinity Gauntlet to undo Thanos' damage inflicted upon the universe.] ]]
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('''''THIS PAGE BEST READ IN VOICE OF EITHER [[Creator/FredTatasciore FRED TATASCIORE]] OR [[Creator/LouFerrigno LOU FERRIGNO]]! [[CantUnhearIt HULK NO ACCEPT ANY OTHER VOICE TO READ HULK'S PAGE!]]''' (Bruce Banner: Well, unless I'm normal, in which case you can hear me in the voices of Creator/MarkRuffalo, Creator/BillBixby, Creator/EdwardNorton, Creator/GabrielMann, Creator/NealMcDonough or (sigh) Creator/EricBana.)''

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('''''THIS PAGE BEST READ IN VOICE OF EITHER [[Creator/FredTatasciore FRED TATASCIORE]] OR [[Creator/LouFerrigno LOU FERRIGNO]]! [[CantUnhearIt HULK NO NOT ACCEPT ANY OTHER VOICE TO READ HULK'S PAGE!]]''' (Bruce Banner: Well, unless I'm normal, in which case you can hear me in the voices of Creator/MarkRuffalo, Creator/BillBixby, Creator/EdwardNorton, Creator/GabrielMann, Creator/NealMcDonough or (sigh) Creator/EricBana.)''
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('''''THIS PAGE BEST READ IN VOICE OF EITHER [[Creator/FredTatasciore FRED TATASCIORE]] OR [[Creator/LouFerrigno LOU FERRIGNO]]! [[CantUnhearIt HULK NO ACCEPT ANY OTHER VOICE TO READ HULK'S PAGE!]]''' (Bruce Banner: Well, unless I'm normal, in which case you can hear me in the voices of Creator/MarkRuffalo, Creator/BillBixby, Creator/EdwardNorton, Creator/GabrielMann, Creator/NealMcDonough or (sigh) Creator/EricBana.)

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('''''THIS PAGE BEST READ IN VOICE OF EITHER [[Creator/FredTatasciore FRED TATASCIORE]] OR [[Creator/LouFerrigno LOU FERRIGNO]]! [[CantUnhearIt HULK NO ACCEPT ANY OTHER VOICE TO READ HULK'S PAGE!]]''' (Bruce Banner: Well, unless I'm normal, in which case you can hear me in the voices of Creator/MarkRuffalo, Creator/BillBixby, Creator/EdwardNorton, Creator/GabrielMann, Creator/NealMcDonough or (sigh) Creator/EricBana.)
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'''IN [[UsefulNotes/TheOughts NEXT DECADE]], PUNY HUMANS MAKE [[Film/{{Hulk}} MOVIE OF HULK]] BY [[Creator/AngLee CROUCHING TIGER MAN]] WITH PUNY [[Creator/EricBana BANA]] AS HULK BUT HUMANS DID NOT LIKE. HURT HULK VERY MUCH!! HULK BEST ONE THERE IS!!!!! HOWEVER, HULK WAS ADAPTED INTO [[VideoGame/{{Hulk}} ELECTRONICS]] ALSO FEATURING BANA. HULK NOT BOTHERED AS MUCH. HUMANS [[Film/TheIncredibleHulk TRY AGAIN]] LATER WITH PUNY [[Creator/EdwardNorton NORTON]], BUT HUMANS NOT LIKE MUCH BETTER, DAMNIT! BUT THEN [[Creator/JossWhedon BUFFY MAN]] PUT HULK IN ''Film/{{THE AVENGERS|2012}}'' WITH PUNY [[Creator/MarkRuffalo RUFFALO]] AND THE HUMANS LIKE! ESPECIALLY WHEN STUPID [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica FLAGMAN]] TOLD HULK TO SMASH! OR WHEN HULK SMASH [[ComicBook/{{Loki}} PUNY GOD!!]] WITH HELP OF OTHER AVENGERS HULK SMASH PUNY BOX OFFICE IN 2012, EVEN MORE THAN PUNY [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises BLACK CAPE MAN]]!!!!! [[spoiler:IN [[Film/IronMan3 METAL MAN MOVIE 3]], PUNY BANNER APPEAR AFTER CREDITS TO LISTEN TO BORING METAL MAN'S STORIES, WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE HULK NO HAVE TO LISTEN, ONLY PUNY BANNER!!!]] HULK RETURNED IN ''[[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron AGE OF ULTRON]]''! PUNY BANNER SAW SOME GOOD - [[Comicbook/BlackWidow PRETTY RUSSIAN CHICK]] LIKES HIM!, BUT HULK ONLY LIKE BETTY!!! - AND SOME BAD - METAL MAN USED HELP OF PUNY BANNER TO CREATE [[Comicbook/{{Ultron}} EVIL ROBOT FROM TITLE]]! HULK TOO - [[Comicbook/ScarletWitch MAGIC GIRL]] MAKE HULK CRAZY, METAL MAN PUNCHED HULK TO SLEEP! BUT HULK SMASHED AS MUCH OF EVIL ROBOT AS POSSIBLE! [[WillReturnCaption HULK RETURN IN]] [[Film/ThorRagnarok HAMMER MAN 3]], WHERE HULK FIGHTS IN RING LIKE GREEN SCAR, TALKS A LOT, TEAMS UP WITH HAMMER MAN AND ANGRY GIRL, AND THEN SMASHES PUNY BIG WOLF! HULK WAS THEN IN ''[[Film/AvengersInfinityWar INFINITY WAR]]'', WHERE HE FIGHT THANOS AND LOST. HULK REFUSES TO FIGHT HIM AGAIN! [[BlatantLies HULK WOULD CRUSH HIM TOO HARD!]] [[spoiler: [[SincerityMode HULK NOT AFRAID OF THANOS]], [[WordOfGod HULK SICK OF PUNY BANNER ONLY MAKING HULK FIGHT! HULK NOT JUST WANT TO FIGHT, HULK WANT TO BE ALONE!]] SMASH NOT WORK NOW, SO HULK GO AWAY! GOOD LUCK BANNER.]] HULK WAIT UNTIL [[Film/AvengersEndgame NEXT AVENGERS!]]''' [[spoiler: [The Professor: And this is where I come in. After talking out our differences during the five year gap, we ultimately found a way to become a single being. This incarnation is based on The Professor persona and Nerd Hulk from The Ultimates. I have Banner's genius and the Hulk's brawn, though it's slightly Nerfed as I lack the raw strength and healing factor of the Savage persona, which is a problem when you're about to use the Infinity Gauntlet to undo Thanos' damage inflicted upon the universe.] ]]

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'''IN [[UsefulNotes/TheOughts [[UsefulNotes/The2000s NEXT DECADE]], PUNY HUMANS MAKE [[Film/{{Hulk}} MOVIE OF HULK]] BY [[Creator/AngLee CROUCHING TIGER MAN]] WITH PUNY [[Creator/EricBana BANA]] AS HULK BUT HUMANS DID NOT LIKE. HURT HULK VERY MUCH!! HULK BEST ONE THERE IS!!!!! HOWEVER, HULK WAS ADAPTED INTO [[VideoGame/{{Hulk}} ELECTRONICS]] ALSO FEATURING BANA. HULK NOT BOTHERED AS MUCH. HUMANS [[Film/TheIncredibleHulk TRY AGAIN]] LATER WITH PUNY [[Creator/EdwardNorton NORTON]], BUT HUMANS NOT LIKE MUCH BETTER, DAMNIT! BUT THEN [[Creator/JossWhedon BUFFY MAN]] PUT HULK IN ''Film/{{THE AVENGERS|2012}}'' WITH PUNY [[Creator/MarkRuffalo RUFFALO]] AND THE HUMANS LIKE! ESPECIALLY WHEN STUPID [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica FLAGMAN]] TOLD HULK TO SMASH! OR WHEN HULK SMASH [[ComicBook/{{Loki}} PUNY GOD!!]] WITH HELP OF OTHER AVENGERS HULK SMASH PUNY BOX OFFICE IN 2012, EVEN MORE THAN PUNY [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises BLACK CAPE MAN]]!!!!! [[spoiler:IN [[Film/IronMan3 METAL MAN MOVIE 3]], PUNY BANNER APPEAR AFTER CREDITS TO LISTEN TO BORING METAL MAN'S STORIES, WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE HULK NO HAVE TO LISTEN, ONLY PUNY BANNER!!!]] HULK RETURNED IN ''[[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron AGE OF ULTRON]]''! PUNY BANNER SAW SOME GOOD - [[Comicbook/BlackWidow PRETTY RUSSIAN CHICK]] LIKES HIM!, BUT HULK ONLY LIKE BETTY!!! - AND SOME BAD - METAL MAN USED HELP OF PUNY BANNER TO CREATE [[Comicbook/{{Ultron}} EVIL ROBOT FROM TITLE]]! HULK TOO - [[Comicbook/ScarletWitch MAGIC GIRL]] MAKE HULK CRAZY, METAL MAN PUNCHED HULK TO SLEEP! BUT HULK SMASHED AS MUCH OF EVIL ROBOT AS POSSIBLE! [[WillReturnCaption HULK RETURN IN]] [[Film/ThorRagnarok HAMMER MAN 3]], WHERE HULK FIGHTS IN RING LIKE GREEN SCAR, TALKS A LOT, TEAMS UP WITH HAMMER MAN AND ANGRY GIRL, AND THEN SMASHES PUNY BIG WOLF! HULK WAS THEN IN ''[[Film/AvengersInfinityWar INFINITY WAR]]'', WHERE HE FIGHT THANOS AND LOST. HULK REFUSES TO FIGHT HIM AGAIN! [[BlatantLies HULK WOULD CRUSH HIM TOO HARD!]] [[spoiler: [[SincerityMode HULK NOT AFRAID OF THANOS]], [[WordOfGod HULK SICK OF PUNY BANNER ONLY MAKING HULK FIGHT! HULK NOT JUST WANT TO FIGHT, HULK WANT TO BE ALONE!]] SMASH NOT WORK NOW, SO HULK GO AWAY! GOOD LUCK BANNER.]] HULK WAIT UNTIL [[Film/AvengersEndgame NEXT AVENGERS!]]''' [[spoiler: [The Professor: And this is where I come in. After talking out our differences during the five year gap, we ultimately found a way to become a single being. This incarnation is based on The Professor persona and Nerd Hulk from The Ultimates. I have Banner's genius and the Hulk's brawn, though it's slightly Nerfed as I lack the raw strength and healing factor of the Savage persona, which is a problem when you're about to use the Infinity Gauntlet to undo Thanos' damage inflicted upon the universe.] ]]
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* Immortal Hulk/[[spoiler:Devil Hulk]]: You know who I am? I'm the darkest side to the Hulk[[note]] sure, Maestro, Guilt Hulk, Nul, and Kluh all claim to be Bruce's true dark side, but a good chunk of them were created by outside help, so they don't count, and [[spoiler: the Devil Hulk you saw in earlier issues was just how Banner saw me]].[[/note]].... the ''original'' Hulk from back in [[Creator/JackKirby Jackie's]] days and I've decided to come back to play. What makes me the strongest? Simple. I can't die. I've been 'killed' so many times I'm actually immune to it. Oh, Bruce can die until the sun goes down... and that's when I get a chance to have some fun. Were it not for that particular handicap, I'd be on par with the Green Scar, but what can ya do?

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* Immortal Hulk/[[spoiler:Devil Hulk]]: You know who I am? I'm the darkest side to the Hulk[[note]] sure, Maestro, Guilt Hulk, Nul, and Kluh all claim to be Bruce's true dark side, but a good chunk of them were created by outside help, so they don't count, and [[spoiler: the Devil Hulk you saw in earlier issues was just how Banner saw me]].[[/note]].... the ''original'' Hulk from back in [[Creator/JackKirby Jackie's]] days and I've decided to come back to play. What makes me the strongest? Simple. I can't die. I've been 'killed' so many times I'm actually immune to it. Oh, Bruce can die until the sun goes down... and that's when I get a chance to have some fun. Were it Wereit not for that particular handicap, I'd be on par with the Green Scar, but what can ya do?
do? [[spoiler: apparently Banner and I solve that little problem recently.]]
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('''''THIS PAGE BEST READ IN VOICE OF EITHER [[Creator/FredTatasciore FRED TATASCIORE]] OR [[Creator/LouFerrigno LOU FERRIGNO]]! [[CantUnhearIt HULK NO ACCEPT ANY OTHER VOICE TO READ HULK'S PAGE!]]''' (Bruce Banner: Well, unless I'm normal, in which case you can hear me in the voices of Creator/MarkRuffalo, Creator/BillBixby, Creator/EdwardNorton, Creator/GabrielMann, Creator/NealMcDonough or ''(sigh)'' Creator/EricBana.)

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('''''THIS PAGE BEST READ IN VOICE OF EITHER [[Creator/FredTatasciore FRED TATASCIORE]] OR [[Creator/LouFerrigno LOU FERRIGNO]]! [[CantUnhearIt HULK NO ACCEPT ANY OTHER VOICE TO READ HULK'S PAGE!]]''' (Bruce Banner: Well, unless I'm normal, in which case you can hear me in the voices of Creator/MarkRuffalo, Creator/BillBixby, Creator/EdwardNorton, Creator/GabrielMann, Creator/NealMcDonough or ''(sigh)'' (sigh) Creator/EricBana.)
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('''''THIS PAGE BEST READ IN VOICE OF EITHER [[Creator/FredTatasciore FRED TATASCIORE]] OR [[Creator/LouFerrigno LOU FERRIGNO]]! [[CantUnhearIt HULK NO ACCEPT ANY OTHER VOICE TO READ HULK'S PAGE!]]''' ''(Bruce Banner: Well, unless I'm normal, in which case you can hear me in the voices of Creator/MarkRuffalo, Creator/BillBixby, Creator/EdwardNorton, Creator/GabrielMann, Creator/NealMcDonough or ''(sigh)'' Creator/EricBana.)''

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('''''THIS PAGE BEST READ IN VOICE OF EITHER [[Creator/FredTatasciore FRED TATASCIORE]] OR [[Creator/LouFerrigno LOU FERRIGNO]]! [[CantUnhearIt HULK NO ACCEPT ANY OTHER VOICE TO READ HULK'S PAGE!]]''' ''(Bruce (Bruce Banner: Well, unless I'm normal, in which case you can hear me in the voices of Creator/MarkRuffalo, Creator/BillBixby, Creator/EdwardNorton, Creator/GabrielMann, Creator/NealMcDonough or ''(sigh)'' Creator/EricBana.)''
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('''''THIS PAGE BEST READ IN VOICE OF EITHER [[Creator/FredTatasciore FRED TATASCIORE]] OR [[Creator/LouFerrigno LOU FERRIGNO]]! [[CantUnhearIt HULK NO ACCEPT ANY OTHER VOICE TO READ HULK'S PAGE!]]''' ''([Bruce Banner: Well, unless I'm normal, in which case you can hear me in the voices of Creator/MarkRuffalo, Creator/BillBixby, Creator/EdwardNorton, Creator/GabrielMann, Creator/NealMcDonough or ''(sigh)'' Creator/EricBana.]'')

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('''''THIS PAGE BEST READ IN VOICE OF EITHER [[Creator/FredTatasciore FRED TATASCIORE]] OR [[Creator/LouFerrigno LOU FERRIGNO]]! [[CantUnhearIt HULK NO ACCEPT ANY OTHER VOICE TO READ HULK'S PAGE!]]''' ''([Bruce ''(Bruce Banner: Well, unless I'm normal, in which case you can hear me in the voices of Creator/MarkRuffalo, Creator/BillBixby, Creator/EdwardNorton, Creator/GabrielMann, Creator/NealMcDonough or ''(sigh)'' Creator/EricBana.]'')
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* Joe Fixit: 'Bout time we got done with the shouting. Call me Joe Fixit, a.k.a, the Gray Hulk. I was the first Hulk ya ever saw (something about color and personality problems in the early comics), but don't mix me up with the green giant over there. Normally, I only come out at night or when Bruce decides to "let me out". I'm no egghead like Banner, but at least I can think (and talk) like a normal person. I also enjoy the finer things in life. [[TheHedonist Good food, expensive clothes, ladies]], and the [[DeadpanSnarker occasional sarcastic quip]]. I might lack the full, raw strength of the green guy and have a rather flimsy grasp on all that sciencey geek stuff Banner does, but, let's be honest; compared to my craftiness and natural knack for manipulation, those things have always seemed rather overrated to me. [[TheUnfettered I'm also not afraid of getting my hands dirty to get what I want]], so you'd better not get in my way. Some head shrink thinks I'm supposed to be the teen Banner never let himself be as a kid. [[BoisterousBruiser I enjoy a good scrap now and then]], but don't mix me up with that MrFixit. Currently I'm "sharin'” Banner's pencil-necked geek form under [[ComicBook/ImmortalHulk Al's take on Big Green]]. Doesn't make me any less dangerous [[ spoiler: as Bushwhacker and Fortean learned the hard way.]]

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* Joe Fixit: 'Bout time we got done with the shouting. Call me Joe Fixit, a.k.a, the Gray Hulk. I was the first Hulk ya ever saw (something about color and personality problems in the early comics), but don't mix me up with the green giant over there. Normally, I only come out at night or when Bruce decides to "let me out". I'm no egghead like Banner, but at least I can think (and talk) like a normal person. I also enjoy the finer things in life. [[TheHedonist Good food, expensive clothes, ladies]], and the [[DeadpanSnarker occasional sarcastic quip]]. I might lack the full, raw strength of the green guy and have a rather flimsy grasp on all that sciencey geek stuff Banner does, but, let's be honest; compared to my craftiness and natural knack for manipulation, those things have always seemed rather overrated to me. [[TheUnfettered I'm also not afraid of getting my hands dirty to get what I want]], so you'd better not get in my way. Some head shrink thinks I'm supposed to be the teen Banner never let himself be as a kid. [[BoisterousBruiser I enjoy a good scrap now and then]], but don't mix me up with that MrFixit. Currently I'm "sharin'” Banner's pencil-necked geek form under [[ComicBook/ImmortalHulk Al's take on Big Green]]. Doesn't make me any less dangerous [[ spoiler: [[spoiler: as Bushwhacker and Fortean learned the hard way.]]
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* Joe Fixit: 'Bout time we got done with the shouting. Call me Joe Fixit, a.k.a, the Gray Hulk. I was the first Hulk ya ever saw (something about color and personality problems in the early comics), but don't mix me up with the green giant over there. Normally, I only come out at night or when Bruce decides to "let me out". I'm no egghead like Banner, but at least I can think (and talk) like a normal person. I also enjoy the finer things in life. [[TheHedonist Good food, expensive clothes, ladies]], and the [[DeadpanSnarker occasional sarcastic quip]]. I might lack the full, raw strength of the green guy and have a rather flimsy grasp on all that sciencey geek stuff Banner does, but, let's be honest; compared to my craftiness and natural knack for manipulation, those things have always seemed rather overrated to me. [[TheUnfettered I'm also not afraid of getting my hands dirty to get what I want]], so you'd better not get in my way. Some head shrink thinks I'm supposed to be the teen Banner never let himself be as a kid. [[BoisterousBruiser I enjoy a good scrap now and then]], but don't mix me up with that MrFixit.

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* Joe Fixit: 'Bout time we got done with the shouting. Call me Joe Fixit, a.k.a, the Gray Hulk. I was the first Hulk ya ever saw (something about color and personality problems in the early comics), but don't mix me up with the green giant over there. Normally, I only come out at night or when Bruce decides to "let me out". I'm no egghead like Banner, but at least I can think (and talk) like a normal person. I also enjoy the finer things in life. [[TheHedonist Good food, expensive clothes, ladies]], and the [[DeadpanSnarker occasional sarcastic quip]]. I might lack the full, raw strength of the green guy and have a rather flimsy grasp on all that sciencey geek stuff Banner does, but, let's be honest; compared to my craftiness and natural knack for manipulation, those things have always seemed rather overrated to me. [[TheUnfettered I'm also not afraid of getting my hands dirty to get what I want]], so you'd better not get in my way. Some head shrink thinks I'm supposed to be the teen Banner never let himself be as a kid. [[BoisterousBruiser I enjoy a good scrap now and then]], but don't mix me up with that MrFixit.
MrFixit. Currently I'm "sharin'” Banner's pencil-necked geek form under [[ComicBook/ImmortalHulk Al's take on Big Green]]. Doesn't make me any less dangerous [[ spoiler: as Bushwhacker and Fortean learned the hard way.]]



'''HULK ALSO APPEAR IN MANY VIDEO GAMES INCLUDING [[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom THAT ONE WHERE HULK AND OTHER HEROES FIGHT]] [[Franchise/StreetFighter KARATE MAN]] AND HIS FRIENDS''' [Professor: I did most of the smashing in Marvel Super Heroes, Marvel Super Heroes vs Street Fighter, Marvel vs Capcom and Marvel vs Capcom 2, then my Savage self took over in '' 3'' and its update.] [Mr. Fixit: I still feel cheated those geeks at Capcom didn't put me in as DLC.] ''' THOUGH HULK UPSET THAT [[Franchise/MegaMan LITTLE ROBOT MAN AND LITTLE ROBOT GIRL]] DID NOT APPEAR IN [[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3 THIRD GAME]] BUT [[VideoGame/MegaManX ROBOT WITH BEAM SWORD]] TAKE THEIR PLACE. HULK FIND IT FUNNY THAT [[Franchise/ResidentEvil SHADES MAN]] THINK HE GOD BECAUSE HE DRANK KNOCKOFF OF [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica FLAGMAN'S TONIC]].'''[Professor: A fact I find highly amusing. Wesker is just being unoriginal and cutting corners.] '''HULK NOW READY FOR [[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcomInfinite NEW GAME]] SO HULK CAN JOIN FLAGMAN, METAL MAN AND [[ComicBook/CarolDanvers SPACE LADY]] TO TAKE ON [[Franchise/StreetFighter KARATE MAN]], [[VideoGame/{{Darkstalkers}} GOTH GIRL]], AND [[VideoGame/MegaManX NEW ROBOT MAN]] WHO THEY SAY IS SWORD ROBOT'S PARTNER! ALSO THEY BRING BACK [[VideoGame/MarvelSuperHeroes MAGIC SPACE ROCKS!]]''' [Professor: You mean the Infinity Gems, though for some odd, inane reason they're called Infinity Stones.] '''ALSO THEY MAKE REAL STORY THIS TIME WITH EVIL ROBOT TEAMING UP WITH OTHER EVIL BALD SWORD ROBOT AND USE SPACE ROCKS TO BECOME SUPER EVIL ROBOT! BUT HULK NOT AFRAID! HULK HELP NEW ROBOT MAN SMASH SUPER EVIL ROBOT!'''


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'''HULK ALSO APPEAR IN MANY VIDEO GAMES INCLUDING [[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom THAT ONE WHERE HULK AND OTHER HEROES FIGHT]] [[Franchise/StreetFighter KARATE MAN]] AND HIS FRIENDS''' [Professor: I did most of the smashing in Marvel Super Heroes, Marvel Super Heroes vs Street Fighter, Marvel vs Capcom and Marvel vs Capcom 2, then my Savage self took over in '' 3'' and its update.] [Mr. Fixit: I still feel cheated those geeks at Capcom didn't put me in as DLC. And no palette swaps don't count.] ''' THOUGH HULK UPSET THAT [[Franchise/MegaMan LITTLE ROBOT MAN AND LITTLE ROBOT GIRL]] DID NOT APPEAR IN [[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3 THIRD GAME]] BUT [[VideoGame/MegaManX ROBOT WITH BEAM SWORD]] TAKE THEIR PLACE. HULK FIND IT FUNNY THAT [[Franchise/ResidentEvil SHADES MAN]] THINK HE GOD BECAUSE HE DRANK KNOCKOFF OF [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica FLAGMAN'S TONIC]].'''[Professor: A fact I find highly amusing. Wesker is just being unoriginal and cutting corners.] '''HULK NOW READY FOR [[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcomInfinite NEW GAME]] SO HULK CAN JOIN FLAGMAN, METAL MAN AND [[ComicBook/CarolDanvers SPACE LADY]] TO TAKE ON [[Franchise/StreetFighter KARATE MAN]], [[VideoGame/{{Darkstalkers}} GOTH GIRL]], AND [[VideoGame/MegaManX NEW ROBOT MAN]] WHO THEY SAY IS SWORD ROBOT'S PARTNER! ALSO THEY BRING BACK [[VideoGame/MarvelSuperHeroes MAGIC SPACE ROCKS!]]''' [Professor: You mean the Infinity Gems, though for some odd, inane reason they're called Infinity Stones.] '''ALSO THEY MAKE REAL STORY THIS TIME WITH EVIL ROBOT TEAMING UP WITH OTHER EVIL BALD SWORD ROBOT AND USE SPACE ROCKS TO BECOME SUPER EVIL ROBOT! BUT HULK NOT AFRAID! HULK HELP NEW ROBOT MAN SMASH SUPER EVIL ROBOT!'''

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('''''THIS PAGE BEST READ IN VOICE OF EITHER [[Creator/FredTatasciore FRED TATASCIORE]] OR [[Creator/LouFerrigno LOU FERRIGNO]]! [[CantUnhearIt HULK NO ACCEPT ANY OTHER VOICE TO READ HULK'S PAGE!]]''' ''([Bruce Banner: Well, unless I'm normal, in which case you can hear me in the voices of Creator/MarkRuffalo, Creator/BillBixby, Creator/EdwardNorton, Creator/GabrielMann, Bill Bixby, or ''(sigh)'' Creator/EricBana.]'')
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* Immortal Hulk/[[spoiler:Devil Hulk]]: You know who I am? I'm the darkest side to the Hulk[[note]] sure, Maestro, Guilt Hulk, Nul, and Kluh all claim to be Bruce's true dark side, but a good chunk of them were created by outside help, so they don't count, and [[spoiler: the Devil Hulk you saw in earlier issues was just how Banner saw me]].[[/note]].... the ORIGINAL Hulk from back in [[Creator/JackKirby Jackie's]] days and I've decided to come back to play. What makes me the strongest? Simple. I can't die. I've been 'killed' so many times I'm actually immune to it. Oh, Bruce can die until the sun goes down... and that's when I get a chance to have some fun. Were it not for that particular handicap, I'd be on par with the Green Scar, but what can ya do?

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* Immortal Hulk/[[spoiler:Devil Hulk]]: You know who I am? I'm the darkest side to the Hulk[[note]] sure, Maestro, Guilt Hulk, Nul, and Kluh all claim to be Bruce's true dark side, but a good chunk of them were created by outside help, so they don't count, and [[spoiler: the Devil Hulk you saw in earlier issues was just how Banner saw me]].[[/note]].... the ORIGINAL ''original'' Hulk from back in [[Creator/JackKirby Jackie's]] days and I've decided to come back to play. What makes me the strongest? Simple. I can't die. I've been 'killed' so many times I'm actually immune to it. Oh, Bruce can die until the sun goes down... and that's when I get a chance to have some fun. Were it not for that particular handicap, I'd be on par with the Green Scar, but what can ya do?



'''IN [[UsefulNotes/TheOughts NEXT DECADE]], PUNY HUMANS MAKE [[Film/{{Hulk}} MOVIE OF HULK]] BY [[Creator/AngLee CROUCHING TIGER MAN]] WITH PUNY [[Creator/EricBana BANA]] AS HULK BUT HUMANS DID NOT LIKE. HURT HULK VERY MUCH!! HULK BEST ONE THERE IS!!!!! HOWEVER, HULK WAS ADAPTED INTO [[VideoGame/{{Hulk}} ELECTRONICS]] ALSO FEATURING BANA. HULK NOT BOTHERED AS MUCH. HUMANS [[Film/TheIncredibleHulk TRY AGAIN]] LATER WITH PUNY [[Creator/EdwardNorton NORTON]], BUT HUMANS NOT LIKE MUCH BETTER, DAMNIT! BUT THEN [[Creator/JossWhedon BUFFY MAN]] PUT HULK IN ''Film/{{THE AVENGERS|2012}}'' WITH PUNY [[Creator/MarkRuffalo RUFFALO]] AND THE HUMANS LIKE! ESPECIALLY WHEN STUPID [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica FLAGMAN]] TOLD HULK TO SMASH! OR WHEN HULK SMASH [[ComicBook/{{Loki}} PUNY GOD!!]] WITH HELP OF OTHER AVENGERS HULK SMASH PUNY BOX OFFICE IN 2012, EVEN MORE THAN PUNY [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises BLACK CAPE MAN]]!!!!! [[spoiler:IN [[Film/IronMan3 METAL MAN MOVIE 3]], PUNY BANNER APPEAR AFTER CREDITS TO LISTEN TO BORING METAL MAN'S STORIES, WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE HULK NO HAVE TO LISTEN, ONLY PUNY BANNER!!!]] HULK RETURNED IN ''[[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron AGE OF ULTRON]]''! PUNY BANNER SAW SOME GOOD - [[Comicbook/BlackWidow PRETTY RUSSIAN CHICK]] LIKES HIM!, BUT HULK ONLY LIKE BETTY!!! - AND SOME BAD - METAL MAN USED HELP OF PUNY BANNER TO CREATE [[Comicbook/{{Ultron}} EVIL ROBOT FROM TITLE]]! HULK TOO - [[Comicbook/ScarletWitch MAGIC GIRL]] MAKE HULK CRAZY, METAL MAN PUNCHED HULK TO SLEEP! BUT HULK SMASHED AS MUCH OF EVIL ROBOT AS POSSIBLE! [[WillReturnCaption HULK RETURN IN]] [[Film/ThorRagnarok HAMMER MAN 3]], WHERE HULK FIGHTS IN RING LIKE GREEN SCAR, TALKS A LOT, AND THEN SMASHES PUNY BIG WOLF! HULK WAS THEN IN ''[[Film/AvengersInfinityWar INFINITY WAR]]'', WHERE HE FIGHT THANOS AND LOST. HULK REFUSES TO FIGHT HIM AGAIN! [[BlatantLies HULK WOULD CRUSH HIM TOO HARD!]] [[spoiler: [[SincerityMode HULK NOT AFRAID OF THANOS]], [[WordOfGod HULK SICK OF PUNY BANNER ONLY MAKING HULK FIGHT! HULK NOT JUST WANT TO FIGHT, HULK WANT TO BE ALONE!]] SMASH NOT WORK NOW, SO HULK GO AWAY! GOOD LUCK BANNER.]] HULK WAIT UNTIL [[Film/AvengersEndgame NEXT AVENGERS!]]''' [[spoiler: [The Professor: And this is where I come in. After talking out our differences during the five year gap, we ultimately found a way to become a single being. This incarnation is based on The Professor persona and Nerd Hulk from The Ultimates. I have Banner's genius and the Hulk's brawn, though it's slightly Nerfed as I lack the raw strength and healing factor of the Savage persona, which is a problem when you're about to use the Infinity Gauntlet to undo Thanos' damage inflicted upon the universe.] ]]

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'''IN [[UsefulNotes/TheOughts NEXT DECADE]], PUNY HUMANS MAKE [[Film/{{Hulk}} MOVIE OF HULK]] BY [[Creator/AngLee CROUCHING TIGER MAN]] WITH PUNY [[Creator/EricBana BANA]] AS HULK BUT HUMANS DID NOT LIKE. HURT HULK VERY MUCH!! HULK BEST ONE THERE IS!!!!! HOWEVER, HULK WAS ADAPTED INTO [[VideoGame/{{Hulk}} ELECTRONICS]] ALSO FEATURING BANA. HULK NOT BOTHERED AS MUCH. HUMANS [[Film/TheIncredibleHulk TRY AGAIN]] LATER WITH PUNY [[Creator/EdwardNorton NORTON]], BUT HUMANS NOT LIKE MUCH BETTER, DAMNIT! BUT THEN [[Creator/JossWhedon BUFFY MAN]] PUT HULK IN ''Film/{{THE AVENGERS|2012}}'' WITH PUNY [[Creator/MarkRuffalo RUFFALO]] AND THE HUMANS LIKE! ESPECIALLY WHEN STUPID [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica FLAGMAN]] TOLD HULK TO SMASH! OR WHEN HULK SMASH [[ComicBook/{{Loki}} PUNY GOD!!]] WITH HELP OF OTHER AVENGERS HULK SMASH PUNY BOX OFFICE IN 2012, EVEN MORE THAN PUNY [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises BLACK CAPE MAN]]!!!!! [[spoiler:IN [[Film/IronMan3 METAL MAN MOVIE 3]], PUNY BANNER APPEAR AFTER CREDITS TO LISTEN TO BORING METAL MAN'S STORIES, WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE HULK NO HAVE TO LISTEN, ONLY PUNY BANNER!!!]] HULK RETURNED IN ''[[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron AGE OF ULTRON]]''! PUNY BANNER SAW SOME GOOD - [[Comicbook/BlackWidow PRETTY RUSSIAN CHICK]] LIKES HIM!, BUT HULK ONLY LIKE BETTY!!! - AND SOME BAD - METAL MAN USED HELP OF PUNY BANNER TO CREATE [[Comicbook/{{Ultron}} EVIL ROBOT FROM TITLE]]! HULK TOO - [[Comicbook/ScarletWitch MAGIC GIRL]] MAKE HULK CRAZY, METAL MAN PUNCHED HULK TO SLEEP! BUT HULK SMASHED AS MUCH OF EVIL ROBOT AS POSSIBLE! [[WillReturnCaption HULK RETURN IN]] [[Film/ThorRagnarok HAMMER MAN 3]], WHERE HULK FIGHTS IN RING LIKE GREEN SCAR, TALKS A LOT, TEAMS UP WITH HAMMER MAN AND ANGRY GIRL, AND THEN SMASHES PUNY BIG WOLF! HULK WAS THEN IN ''[[Film/AvengersInfinityWar INFINITY WAR]]'', WHERE HE FIGHT THANOS AND LOST. HULK REFUSES TO FIGHT HIM AGAIN! [[BlatantLies HULK WOULD CRUSH HIM TOO HARD!]] [[spoiler: [[SincerityMode HULK NOT AFRAID OF THANOS]], [[WordOfGod HULK SICK OF PUNY BANNER ONLY MAKING HULK FIGHT! HULK NOT JUST WANT TO FIGHT, HULK WANT TO BE ALONE!]] SMASH NOT WORK NOW, SO HULK GO AWAY! GOOD LUCK BANNER.]] HULK WAIT UNTIL [[Film/AvengersEndgame NEXT AVENGERS!]]''' [[spoiler: [The Professor: And this is where I come in. After talking out our differences during the five year gap, we ultimately found a way to become a single being. This incarnation is based on The Professor persona and Nerd Hulk from The Ultimates. I have Banner's genius and the Hulk's brawn, though it's slightly Nerfed as I lack the raw strength and healing factor of the Savage persona, which is a problem when you're about to use the Infinity Gauntlet to undo Thanos' damage inflicted upon the universe.] ]]



* GeniusBruiser: [The Professor: Compared to the raging brute I'm most well-known for being, I am this occasionally in the comics (under my Merged Hulk persona) and in ''WesternAnimation/TheAvengersEarthsMightiestHeroes'' [[spoiler: Along with Film/AvengersEndgame]]. While not as smart as Banner, my greater intelligence helps me in combat, and I can determine at a glance if certain radiation is cosmic in nature. When I become the Green Scar, I become much more intelligent ''and'' much stronger, but am still perpetually angry. Also, my colleagues and I often demonstrate great cunning in determining how to make best use of our strength, or to otherwise come up with intelligent tactics when we have to. Even the Savage Hulk demonstrates this when necessary, although he would never admit it.]

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* GeniusBruiser: [The Professor: Compared to the raging brute I'm most well-known for being, I am this occasionally in the comics (under my Merged Hulk persona) and in ''WesternAnimation/TheAvengersEarthsMightiestHeroes'' [[spoiler: Along along with Film/AvengersEndgame]].''Film/AvengersEndgame'']]. While not as smart as Banner, my greater intelligence helps me in combat, and I can determine at a glance if certain radiation is cosmic in nature. When I become the Green Scar, I become much more intelligent ''and'' much stronger, but am still perpetually angry. Also, my colleagues and I often demonstrate great cunning in determining how to make best use of our strength, or to otherwise come up with intelligent tactics when we have to. Even the Savage Hulk demonstrates this when necessary, although he would never admit it.]



* LightningBruiser: '''HULK NOT ONLY STRONG, HULK FAST TOO!!! YOU NOT CATCH UP TO HULK!!! BUT NOT FASTEST ONE THERE IS!!! NOT AS FAST AS PEOPLE LIKE [[Franchise/TheFlash LIGHTNING BOLT MAN]]!!!! MAKE HULK ANGRY!!! HULK WANT TO BE FASTEST THERE IS TOO!!!! ''AAAAARRRRRGHHGHGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!'''''

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* LightningBruiser: '''HULK NOT ONLY STRONG, HULK FAST TOO!!! YOU NOT CATCH UP TO HULK!!! BUT NOT FASTEST ONE THERE IS!!! NOT AS FAST AS PEOPLE LIKE [[Franchise/TheFlash LIGHTNING BOLT MAN]] OR [[ComicBook/{{Quicksilver}} SILVER HAIR MAN]]!!!! MAKE HULK ANGRY!!! HULK WANT TO BE FASTEST THERE IS TOO!!!! ''AAAAARRRRRGHHGHGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!'''''


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* UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny: '''IN THIRD SEASON OF [[WebAnimation/DeathBattle INTERNET FIGHTING SHOW]], HULK GET TO FIGHT GREY SPIKE MONSTER CALLED [[Franchise/{{Superman}} DOOMSDAY]] AND SEE WHO SMASHES BETTER! [[spoiler:THOUGH HULK BREAK WORLDS, STUPID SPIKE MONSTER WON! HULK SMASH PUNY FIGHTING SHOW HOSTS!]]'''
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* MemeticMutation: '''PUNY GOD'''. '''REINDEER MAN [[AGodIAm BOAST HE GOD]] AND HE BETTER THAN HULK. HULK GRAB MID-SENTENCE AND SLAM HIM INTO FLOOR OVER AND SAY LINE. IT [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments FUNNIEST SCENE]] IN VERY FUNNY MOVIE.'''

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* MemeticMutation: '''PUNY GOD'''. '''REINDEER MAN [[AGodIAm [[AGodAmI BOAST HE GOD]] AND HE BETTER THAN HULK. HULK GRAB MID-SENTENCE AND SLAM HIM INTO FLOOR OVER AND SAY LINE. IT [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments FUNNIEST SCENE]] IN VERY FUNNY MOVIE.'''
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('''''THIS PAGE BEST READ IN VOICE OF [[Creator/FredTatasciore FRED TATASCIORE]]! [[CantUnhearIt HULK NO ACCEPT ANY OTHER WAY TO READ HULK'S PAGE!]]''' ([Bruce Banner: Or Creator/MarkRuffalo's, assuming I'm normal [[spoiler:[[Film/AvengersEndgame or Professor Hulk]]]].]''

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('''''THIS PAGE BEST READ IN VOICE OF [[Creator/FredTatasciore FRED TATASCIORE]]! [[CantUnhearIt HULK NO ACCEPT ANY OTHER WAY VOICE TO READ HULK'S PAGE!]]''' ([Bruce Banner: Or Creator/MarkRuffalo's, assuming I'm normal [[spoiler:[[Film/AvengersEndgame or Professor Hulk]]]].]''
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('''''THIS PAGE BEST READ IN VOICE OF [[Creator/FredTatasciore FRED TATASCIORE]]! [[CantUnhearIt HULK NO ACCEPT ANY OTHER WAY TO READ HULK'S PAGE!]]''' ([Bruce Banner: Or Creator/MarkRuffalo's, assuming I'm normal [[spoiler:[[Film/AvengersEndgame or Professor Hulk]]]].]''



'''DECADE ALSO SHOW HULK IN CARTOON STUFF!!! HULK APPEAR IN [[WesternAnimation/WolverineAndTheXMen LITTLE MAN AND MUTANT SHOW]] AND FIGHT [[ComicBook/{{Wolverine}} LITTLE MAN]]! LITTLE MAN CALLED HULK A BEHIND! HULK NOT A BEHIND!!!!!! [[ComicBook/NickFury STUPID MAN FURY]] ALSO SABOTAGE PUNY BANNER AND HULK! HULK SMASH STUPID MAN'S HEAD!!! HULK [[WesternAnimation/HulkVs LATER ON]] SMASH LITTLE MAN AGAIN AND HIS [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Deadpool}} STUPID TALKING MAN]]!!! TALKING MAN HURT HULK! HULK RIP OFF TALKING MAN'S ''HEAAAAADDDDDD''!!! REINDEER MAN LATER ON MAKE HULK SMASH PUNY ASGARD AND PUNY HAMMER MAN BY SEPARATING HULK FROM PUNY BANNER! HULK LATER APPEAR IN [[WesternAnimation/TheAvengersEarthsMightiestHeroes AVENGERS CARTOON]] ON MOUSE CHANNEL! PUNY BANNER MAKE DEAL WITH HULK WHERE HULK ALMOST ALWAYS BECOME HULK AND BANNER HARDLY SHOW UP! HULK MAKE FRIENDS WITH [[ComicBook/TheWasp FLYING GIRL]] AND [[Comicbook/{{Hawkeye}} ARROW MAN]]! HULK ALSO STAR IN [[WesternAnimation/HulkAndTheAgentsOfSmash OWN CARTOON WITH OTHER HULKS!]] CARTOON HULK ALL PLAYED BY NOT-SO-PUNY [[Creator/FredTatasciore TATASCIORE]]! HULK CHANGE MIND ABOUT BEST FRIEND RUFFALO! RUFFALO NOW SECOND BEST FRIEND, TATASCIORE NEW NUMBER ONE BEST FRIEND OF HULK!!! PUNY HUMANS PROBABLY READ PUNY SELF DEMONSTRATING VERSION IN TATASCIORE'S VOICE RIGHT NOW!!!'''

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'''DECADE ALSO SHOW HULK IN CARTOON STUFF!!! HULK APPEAR IN [[WesternAnimation/WolverineAndTheXMen LITTLE MAN AND MUTANT SHOW]] AND FIGHT [[ComicBook/{{Wolverine}} LITTLE MAN]]! LITTLE MAN CALLED HULK A BEHIND! HULK NOT A BEHIND!!!!!! [[ComicBook/NickFury STUPID MAN FURY]] ALSO SABOTAGE PUNY BANNER AND HULK! HULK SMASH STUPID MAN'S HEAD!!! HULK [[WesternAnimation/HulkVs LATER ON]] SMASH LITTLE MAN AGAIN AND HIS [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Deadpool}} STUPID TALKING MAN]]!!! TALKING MAN HURT HULK! HULK RIP OFF TALKING MAN'S ''HEAAAAADDDDDD''!!! REINDEER MAN LATER ON MAKE HULK SMASH PUNY ASGARD AND PUNY HAMMER MAN BY SEPARATING HULK FROM PUNY BANNER! HULK LATER APPEAR IN [[WesternAnimation/TheAvengersEarthsMightiestHeroes AVENGERS CARTOON]] ON MOUSE CHANNEL! PUNY BANNER MAKE DEAL WITH HULK WHERE HULK ALMOST ALWAYS BECOME HULK AND BANNER HARDLY SHOW UP! HULK MAKE FRIENDS WITH [[ComicBook/TheWasp FLYING GIRL]] AND [[Comicbook/{{Hawkeye}} ARROW MAN]]! HULK ALSO STAR IN [[WesternAnimation/HulkAndTheAgentsOfSmash OWN CARTOON WITH OTHER HULKS!]] CARTOON HULK ALL PLAYED BY NOT-SO-PUNY [[Creator/FredTatasciore TATASCIORE]]! HULK CHANGE MIND ABOUT BEST FRIEND RUFFALO! RUFFALO NOW SECOND BEST FRIEND, TATASCIORE NEW NUMBER ONE BEST FRIEND OF HULK!!! PUNY HUMANS PROBABLY READ PUNY SELF DEMONSTRATING VERSION IN TATASCIORE'S VOICE RIGHT NOW!!!'''
HULK!!!'''
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'''IN [[TheSeventies SEVENTIES]], PUNY TV PEOPLE [[Series/TheIncredibleHulk MAKE TV SHOW ABOUT HULK!]] Creator/{{LOU FERRIGNO}} HAD AWESOME MULLET AS HULK! BUT THEY MAKE HULK WEAK! AND NOT LET HIM TALK! PLUS, PUNY BANNER WAS CALLED "DAVID" AND INSTEAD OF ARMY, HULK WAS CHASED BY [[IntrepidReporter PUNY REPORTER]] [[InspectorJavert CALLED "MCGEE!"]] BUT PUNY HUMANS LIKED SHOW ANYWAY AND IS CONSIDERED ONE OF BEST SUPERHEROES SHOWS EVER!!!'''

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'''IN [[TheSeventies SEVENTIES]], PUNY TV PEOPLE [[Series/TheIncredibleHulk MAKE TV SHOW ABOUT HULK!]] [[Creator/BillBixby PUNY BIXBY]] PLAYED PUNY BANNER! Creator/{{LOU FERRIGNO}} HAD AWESOME MULLET AS HULK! BUT THEY MAKE HULK WEAK! AND NOT LET HIM TALK! PLUS, PUNY BANNER WAS CALLED "DAVID" AND INSTEAD OF ARMY, HULK WAS CHASED BY [[IntrepidReporter PUNY REPORTER]] [[InspectorJavert CALLED "MCGEE!"]] BUT PUNY HUMANS LIKED SHOW ANYWAY AND IS CONSIDERED ONE OF BEST SUPERHEROES SHOWS EVER!!!'''
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* MagicPants: '''HULK IS NEVER NUDE! AND PUNY BANNER [[https://upload.bitfeed.co/5b6967740c5b5-Banner-Purple-Pants LIKES PURPLE PANTS!]]'''
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* GeniusBruiser: [The Professor: Compared to the raging brute I'm most well-known for being, I am this occasionally in the comics (under my Merged Hulk persona) and in ''WesternAnimation/TheAvengersEarthsMightiestHeroes'' [[spoilers: Along with Film/AvengersEndgame]]. While not as smart as Banner, my greater intelligence helps me in combat, and I can determine at a glance if certain radiation is cosmic in nature. When I become the Green Scar, I become much more intelligent ''and'' much stronger, but am still perpetually angry. Also, my colleagues and I often demonstrate great cunning in determining how to make best use of our strength, or to otherwise come up with intelligent tactics when we have to. Even the Savage Hulk demonstrates this when necessary, although he would never admit it.]

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* GeniusBruiser: [The Professor: Compared to the raging brute I'm most well-known for being, I am this occasionally in the comics (under my Merged Hulk persona) and in ''WesternAnimation/TheAvengersEarthsMightiestHeroes'' [[spoilers: [[spoiler: Along with Film/AvengersEndgame]]. While not as smart as Banner, my greater intelligence helps me in combat, and I can determine at a glance if certain radiation is cosmic in nature. When I become the Green Scar, I become much more intelligent ''and'' much stronger, but am still perpetually angry. Also, my colleagues and I often demonstrate great cunning in determining how to make best use of our strength, or to otherwise come up with intelligent tactics when we have to. Even the Savage Hulk demonstrates this when necessary, although he would never admit it.]



* MemeticMutation: '''PUNY GOD'''. '''REINDEER MAN [[AGodIAm BOAST HE GOD]] AND HE BETTER THAN HULK. HULK GRAB MID-SENTENCE AND SLAM HIM INTO FLOOR OVER AND SAY LINE. IT [[SugarWiki/FuunyMoments FUNNIEST SCENE]] IN VERY FUNNY MOVIE.'''

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* MemeticMutation: '''PUNY GOD'''. '''REINDEER MAN [[AGodIAm BOAST HE GOD]] AND HE BETTER THAN HULK. HULK GRAB MID-SENTENCE AND SLAM HIM INTO FLOOR OVER AND SAY LINE. IT [[SugarWiki/FuunyMoments [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments FUNNIEST SCENE]] IN VERY FUNNY MOVIE.'''
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* Immortal Hulk/[[spoiler:Devil Hulk]]: You know who I am? I'm the darkest side to the Hulk[[note]] sure Maestro, Guilt Hulk, Nul, and Kluh all claim to be Bruce's true dark side but a good chunk of them were created by outside help so they don't count, and [[spoiler: the Devil Hulk you saw in earlier issues was just how Banner saw me]].[[/note]].... the ORIGINAL Hulk from back in [[Creator/JackKirby Jackie's]] days and I've decided to comeback to play. What makes me the strongest? Simple. I can't die. I've been 'killed' so many times I'm actually immune to it. Oh Bruce can die until the sun goes down... and that's when I get a chance to have some fun. Were it not for that particular handicap I'd be on par with the Green Scar but what can ya do?

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* Immortal Hulk/[[spoiler:Devil Hulk]]: You know who I am? I'm the darkest side to the Hulk[[note]] sure sure, Maestro, Guilt Hulk, Nul, and Kluh all claim to be Bruce's true dark side side, but a good chunk of them were created by outside help help, so they don't count, and [[spoiler: the Devil Hulk you saw in earlier issues was just how Banner saw me]].[[/note]].... the ORIGINAL Hulk from back in [[Creator/JackKirby Jackie's]] days and I've decided to comeback come back to play. What makes me the strongest? Simple. I can't die. I've been 'killed' so many times I'm actually immune to it. Oh Oh, Bruce can die until the sun goes down... and that's when I get a chance to have some fun. Were it not for that particular handicap handicap, I'd be on par with the Green Scar Scar, but what can ya do?



'''IN [[UsefulNotes/TheOughts NEXT DECADE]], PUNY HUMANS MAKE [[Film/{{Hulk}} MOVIE OF HULK]] BY [[Creator/AngLee CROUCHING TIGER MAN]] WITH PUNY [[Creator/EricBana BANA]] AS HULK BUT HUMANS DID NOT LIKE. HURT HULK VERY MUCH!! HULK BEST ONE THERE IS!!!!! HOWEVER, HULK WAS ADAPTED INTO [[VideoGame/{{Hulk}} ELECTRONICS]] ALSO FEATURING BANA. HULK NOT BOTHERED AS MUCH. HUMANS [[Film/TheIncredibleHulk TRY AGAIN]] LATER WITH PUNY [[Creator/EdwardNorton NORTON]], BUT HUMANS NOT LIKE MUCH BETTER, DAMNIT! BUT THEN [[Creator/JossWhedon BUFFY MAN]] PUT HULK IN ''Film/{{THE AVENGERS|2012}}'' WITH PUNY [[Creator/MarkRuffalo RUFFALO]] AND THE HUMANS LIKE! ESPECIALLY WHEN STUPID [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica FLAGMAN]] TOLD HULK TO SMASH! OR WHEN HULK SMASH PUNY GOD!! WITH HELP OF OTHER AVENGERS HULK SMASH PUNY BOX OFFICE IN 2012, EVEN MORE THAN PUNY [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises BLACK CAPE MAN]]!!!!! [[spoiler:IN [[Film/IronMan3 METAL MAN MOVIE 3]], PUNY BANNER APPEAR AFTER CREDITS TO LISTEN TO BORING METAL MAN'S STORIES, WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE HULK NO HAVE TO LISTEN, ONLY PUNY BANNER!!!]] HULK RETURNED IN ''[[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron AGE OF ULTRON]]''! PUNY BANNER SAW SOME GOOD - [[Comicbook/BlackWidow PRETTY RUSSIAN CHICK]] LIKES HIM!, BUT HULK ONLY LIKE BETTY!!! - AND SOME BAD - METAL MAN USED HELP OF PUNY BANNER TO CREATE [[Comicbook/{{Ultron}} EVIL ROBOT FROM TITLE]]! HULK TOO - [[Comicbook/ScarletWitch RED HAIRED CHICK]] MAKE HULK CRAZY, METAL MAN PUNCHED HULK TO SLEEP! BUT HULK SMASHED AS MUCH OF EVIL ROBOT AS POSSIBLE! [[WillReturnCaption HULK RETURN IN]] [[Film/ThorRagnarok HAMMER MAN 3]], WHERE HULK FIGHTS IN RING LIKE GREEN SCAR, TALKS A LOT, AND THEN SMASHES PUNY BIG WOLF! HULK WAS THEN IN ''[[Film/AvengersInfinityWar INFINITY WAR]]'', WHERE HE FIGHT THANOS AND LOST. HULK REFUSES TO FIGHT HIM AGAIN! [[BlatantLies HULK WOULD CRUSH HIM TOO HARD!]] [[spoiler: [[SincerityMode HULK NOT AFRAID OF THANOS]], [[WorsOfGod HULK SICK OF PUNY BANNER ONLY MAKING HULK FIGHT! HULK NOT JUST WANT TO FIGHT, HULK WANT TO BE ALONE!]] SMASH NOT WORK NOW, SO HULK GO AWAY! GOOD LUCK BANNER.]] HULK WAIT UNTIL [[Film/AvengersEndgame NEXT AVENGERS!]]''' [[spoiler: [The Professor: And this is where I come in. After talking out our differences during the five year gap, we ultimately found a way to become a single being. This incarnation is based on The Professor persona and Nerd Hulk from The Ultimates. I have Banner's genius and the Hulk's brawn though it's slightly Nerfed as I lack the raw strength and healing factor of the Savage persona which is a problem when you're about to use the Infinity Gauntlet to undo Thanos' damage inflicted upon the universe.] ]]

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'''IN [[UsefulNotes/TheOughts NEXT DECADE]], PUNY HUMANS MAKE [[Film/{{Hulk}} MOVIE OF HULK]] BY [[Creator/AngLee CROUCHING TIGER MAN]] WITH PUNY [[Creator/EricBana BANA]] AS HULK BUT HUMANS DID NOT LIKE. HURT HULK VERY MUCH!! HULK BEST ONE THERE IS!!!!! HOWEVER, HULK WAS ADAPTED INTO [[VideoGame/{{Hulk}} ELECTRONICS]] ALSO FEATURING BANA. HULK NOT BOTHERED AS MUCH. HUMANS [[Film/TheIncredibleHulk TRY AGAIN]] LATER WITH PUNY [[Creator/EdwardNorton NORTON]], BUT HUMANS NOT LIKE MUCH BETTER, DAMNIT! BUT THEN [[Creator/JossWhedon BUFFY MAN]] PUT HULK IN ''Film/{{THE AVENGERS|2012}}'' WITH PUNY [[Creator/MarkRuffalo RUFFALO]] AND THE HUMANS LIKE! ESPECIALLY WHEN STUPID [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica FLAGMAN]] TOLD HULK TO SMASH! OR WHEN HULK SMASH [[ComicBook/{{Loki}} PUNY GOD!! GOD!!]] WITH HELP OF OTHER AVENGERS HULK SMASH PUNY BOX OFFICE IN 2012, EVEN MORE THAN PUNY [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises BLACK CAPE MAN]]!!!!! [[spoiler:IN [[Film/IronMan3 METAL MAN MOVIE 3]], PUNY BANNER APPEAR AFTER CREDITS TO LISTEN TO BORING METAL MAN'S STORIES, WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE HULK NO HAVE TO LISTEN, ONLY PUNY BANNER!!!]] HULK RETURNED IN ''[[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron AGE OF ULTRON]]''! PUNY BANNER SAW SOME GOOD - [[Comicbook/BlackWidow PRETTY RUSSIAN CHICK]] LIKES HIM!, BUT HULK ONLY LIKE BETTY!!! - AND SOME BAD - METAL MAN USED HELP OF PUNY BANNER TO CREATE [[Comicbook/{{Ultron}} EVIL ROBOT FROM TITLE]]! HULK TOO - [[Comicbook/ScarletWitch RED HAIRED CHICK]] MAGIC GIRL]] MAKE HULK CRAZY, METAL MAN PUNCHED HULK TO SLEEP! BUT HULK SMASHED AS MUCH OF EVIL ROBOT AS POSSIBLE! [[WillReturnCaption HULK RETURN IN]] [[Film/ThorRagnarok HAMMER MAN 3]], WHERE HULK FIGHTS IN RING LIKE GREEN SCAR, TALKS A LOT, AND THEN SMASHES PUNY BIG WOLF! HULK WAS THEN IN ''[[Film/AvengersInfinityWar INFINITY WAR]]'', WHERE HE FIGHT THANOS AND LOST. HULK REFUSES TO FIGHT HIM AGAIN! [[BlatantLies HULK WOULD CRUSH HIM TOO HARD!]] [[spoiler: [[SincerityMode HULK NOT AFRAID OF THANOS]], [[WorsOfGod [[WordOfGod HULK SICK OF PUNY BANNER ONLY MAKING HULK FIGHT! HULK NOT JUST WANT TO FIGHT, HULK WANT TO BE ALONE!]] SMASH NOT WORK NOW, SO HULK GO AWAY! GOOD LUCK BANNER.]] HULK WAIT UNTIL [[Film/AvengersEndgame NEXT AVENGERS!]]''' [[spoiler: [The Professor: And this is where I come in. After talking out our differences during the five year gap, we ultimately found a way to become a single being. This incarnation is based on The Professor persona and Nerd Hulk from The Ultimates. I have Banner's genius and the Hulk's brawn brawn, though it's slightly Nerfed as I lack the raw strength and healing factor of the Savage persona persona, which is a problem when you're about to use the Infinity Gauntlet to undo Thanos' damage inflicted upon the universe.] ]]



'''HULK ALSO APPEAR IN MANY VIDEO GAMES INCLUDING [[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom THAT ONE WHERE HULK AND OTHER HEROES FIGHT]] [[Franchise/StreetFighter KARATE MAN]] AND HIS FRIENDS''' [Professor: I did most of the smashing in Marvel Super Heroes, Marvel Super Heroes vs Street Fighter, Marvel vs Capcom and Marvel vs Capcom 2, then my Savage self took over in '' 3'' and its update.] [Mr. Fixit: I still feel cheated those geeks at Capcom didn't put me in as DLC.] ''' THOUGH HULK UPSET THAT [[Franchise/MegaMan LITTLE ROBOT MAN AND LITTLE ROBOT GIRL]] DID NOT APPEAR IN [[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3 THIRD GAME]] BUT [[VideoGame/MegaManX ROBOT WITH BEAM SWORD]] TAKE THEIR PLACE. HULK FIND IT FUNNY THAT [[Franchise/ResidentEvil SHADES MAN]] THINK HE GOD BECAUSE HE DRANK KNOCKOFF OF [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica FLAGMAN'S TONIC]].'''[Professor: a fact I find highly amusing. Wesker is just being unoriginal and cutting corners.] '''HULK NOW READY FOR [[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcomInfinite NEW GAME]] SO HULK CAN JOIN FLAGMAN, METAL MAN AND [[ComicBook/MsMarvel SPACE LADY]] TO TAKE ON [[Franchise/StreetFighter KARATE MAN]], [[VideoGame/{{Darkstalkers}} GOTH GIRL]], AND [[VideoGame/MegaManX NEW ROBOT MAN]] WHO THEY SAY IS SWORD ROBOT'S PARTNER! ALSO THEY BRING BACK [[VideoGame/MarvelSuperHeroes MAGIC SPACE ROCKS!]]''' [Professor: You mean the Infinity Gems, though for some odd, inane reason they're called Infinity Stones.] '''ALSO THEY MAKE REAL STORY THIS TIME WITH EVIL ROBOT TEAMING UP WITH OTHER EVIL BALD SWORD ROBOT AND USE SPACE ROCKS TO BECOME SUPER EVIL ROBOT! BUT HULK NOT AFRAID! HULK HELP NEW ROBOT MAN SMASH SUPER EVIL ROBOT!'''


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'''HULK ALSO APPEAR IN MANY VIDEO GAMES INCLUDING [[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom THAT ONE WHERE HULK AND OTHER HEROES FIGHT]] [[Franchise/StreetFighter KARATE MAN]] AND HIS FRIENDS''' [Professor: I did most of the smashing in Marvel Super Heroes, Marvel Super Heroes vs Street Fighter, Marvel vs Capcom and Marvel vs Capcom 2, then my Savage self took over in '' 3'' and its update.] [Mr. Fixit: I still feel cheated those geeks at Capcom didn't put me in as DLC.] ''' THOUGH HULK UPSET THAT [[Franchise/MegaMan LITTLE ROBOT MAN AND LITTLE ROBOT GIRL]] DID NOT APPEAR IN [[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3 THIRD GAME]] BUT [[VideoGame/MegaManX ROBOT WITH BEAM SWORD]] TAKE THEIR PLACE. HULK FIND IT FUNNY THAT [[Franchise/ResidentEvil SHADES MAN]] THINK HE GOD BECAUSE HE DRANK KNOCKOFF OF [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica FLAGMAN'S TONIC]].'''[Professor: a A fact I find highly amusing. Wesker is just being unoriginal and cutting corners.] '''HULK NOW READY FOR [[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcomInfinite NEW GAME]] SO HULK CAN JOIN FLAGMAN, METAL MAN AND [[ComicBook/MsMarvel [[ComicBook/CarolDanvers SPACE LADY]] TO TAKE ON [[Franchise/StreetFighter KARATE MAN]], [[VideoGame/{{Darkstalkers}} GOTH GIRL]], AND [[VideoGame/MegaManX NEW ROBOT MAN]] WHO THEY SAY IS SWORD ROBOT'S PARTNER! ALSO THEY BRING BACK [[VideoGame/MarvelSuperHeroes MAGIC SPACE ROCKS!]]''' [Professor: You mean the Infinity Gems, though for some odd, inane reason they're called Infinity Stones.] '''ALSO THEY MAKE REAL STORY THIS TIME WITH EVIL ROBOT TEAMING UP WITH OTHER EVIL BALD SWORD ROBOT AND USE SPACE ROCKS TO BECOME SUPER EVIL ROBOT! BUT HULK NOT AFRAID! HULK HELP NEW ROBOT MAN SMASH SUPER EVIL ROBOT!'''

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