History Roleplay / Gregoryisgodistan

* PoesLaw: At [=WorldVision 34=], Gregoryisgodistan gave full points to Gregory Llama Land's satirical song "Here's To The Land of Gregoryisgodistan" (based on the PhilOchs song "Here's to the State of Mississippi"), believing the praise to be perfectly serious.

* EtTuBrute: Whenever an athlete gets executed for poor performance and there is an executioner on the team, guess who does it? And when they fired the soccer coach over a cliff to his death for his poor performance, the cannon they used was borrowed from the circus by midfielder [[OverlyLongName Guy Who Cleans Up Behind The Elephant at the Circus P0120AZNNAU]].

* FailOSuckyname: Most commoners, due to the format of names. Guy Who Cleans Up Behind The Elephant at the Circus [=P0120AZNNAU=], a midfielder for the soccer team, is one of the best examples.

* EtTuBrute: Whenever an athlete gets executed for poor performance and there is an executioner on the team, guess who does it? And when they fired the soccer coach over a cliff to his death for his poor performance, the cannon they used was borrowed from the circus by midfielder [[FailOSuckyname Guy Who Cleans Up Behind The Elephant at the Circus P0120AZNNAU]].

* FallingChandelierOfDoom: PlayedWith in "Kill The King", Gregoryisgodistan's musical threat to King Paulus XX of Saintland in [=WorldVision=]

* FunWithAcronyms: The NATO Option, or Nuclear Attack Troop Obliteration. Doubles as a ShoutOut to ''TheDayAfter'', as it's based on NATO actions in that film.

** The NATO Option, dropping nuclear bombs over your own country to stop advancing troops, is a ShoutOut to ''TheDayAfter'', where NATO did exactly the same thing to West Germany to stop Soviet troops from crossing the Rhine into France and taking over the rest of Europe. In-universe, it stands for [[FunWithAcronyms Nuclear Attack Troop Obliteration]].

--> '''Grammar Enforcement Officer [=OOA0010=]:''' If you were me, you'd know how to use the subjunctive properly. That's another 180 days for a total of 266 days.

--> '''Grammar Enforcement Officer [=OOA0010=]:''' [[PrepositionsAreNotToEndSentencesWith You ended a sentence with a preposition.]] One more year; now you're at one year, 266 days.

--> '''Grammar Enforcement Officer [=OOA0010=]:''' No, you couldn't care less. That's five more years for more repeat offenses. Now you're at six years, 266 days.

--> '''Grammar Enforcement Officer [=OOA0010=]:''' How about if you and I don't take this outside because that's another 10 years, for a grand total of 16 years, 266 days. If you stop now, you'll get out before you die.

--> '''Grammar Enforcement Officer [=OOA0010=]:''' I'm only about 6 feet tall and 180 pounds. I'm not literally the biggest anything. If anything, Enemy Crusher Porky von Porker is literally the biggest idiot in the world for getting himself arrested, but it certainly isn't me. 25 more years. Now you're at 41 years, 266 days.

--> '''Grammar Enforcement Officer [=OOA0010=]:''' You just told me you were hiding in the cupboard. So I will easily catch you. Also, there is no cupboard in the clubhouse. Most importantly, that's a dangling modifier. 50 more years. You're at 91 years, 266 days. Maybe by some miracle, you will get out of this alive. One more grammar mistake and you'll be sentenced to life in a grammar reeducation camp. Come with me now.

** Lord Almighty Gregory has pointed out the FridgeLogic in the claim that the same individual who killed Piazza tried to kill Izmailov as well - Piazza was killed with a gun, so why wouldn't the killer shoot Izmailov dead instantly rather than stab him and risk getting caught before he was dead (which was exactly what happened)?

--> '''Construction Worker XUAHUAH:'''Can I at least go to the bathroom first?

** During International Baseball Slam IV, hosted by Gregoryisgodistan, a Grammar Enforcement Officer on the baseball team arrested his ''teammate'' for telling him he "did good" during the game earlier that day and then proceeded to add to the sentence after said teammate attempted to fight the charges while using a grammatical error ''in every sentence.'' It ultimately resulted in the teammate receiving a life sentence.

--> '''Grammar Enforcement Officer [=OOA0010=]:''' "[[PrepositionsAreNotToEndSentencesWith You ended a sentence with a preposition.]] One more year; now you're at one year, 266 days"

--> '''Grammar Enforcement Officer [=OOA0010=]:''' "{{PrepositionsAreNotToEndSentencesWith You ended a sentence with a preposition.}} One more year; now you're at one year, 266 days"

* HumanSacrifice: Citizens are randomly selected for Human Sacrifice in a matter similar to jury duty. Apparently they consider this an honor.

--> '''Grammar Enforcement Officer [=OOA0010=]:''' I think you mean may you go to the bathroom, and NO. That is another grammar mistake, so now you are going away for life. You will learn grammar 23 hours a day and have one hour to eat, sleep and go to the bathroom. Come with me NOW or I will get the enemy crushers to make you.

* WouldNotShootACivilian: Totally and utterly subverted. Gregoryisgodistan's "human blitzkrieg" strategy deliberately targets civilians. Heavily armed soldiers will parachute into the enemy nation and shoot anyone who isn't fighting on their side, civilian or soldier, while setting fire to every building they come across.

* WouldNotShootACiviilian: Totally and utterly subverted. Gregoryisgodistan's "human blitzkrieg" strategy deliberately targets civilians. Heavily armed soldiers will parachute into the enemy nation and shoot anyone who isn't fighting on their side, civilian or soldier, while setting fire to every building they come across.

* WouldNotShootACivlian: Totally and utterly subverted. Gregoryisgodistan's "human blitzkrieg" strategy deliberately targets civilians. Heavily armed soldiers will parachute into the enemy nation and shoot anyone who isn't fighting on their side, civilian or soldier, while setting fire to every building they come across.

* FailOSuckyName: Most commoners, due to the format of names. Guy Who Cleans Up Behind The Elephant at the Circus [=P0120AZNNAU=], a midfielder for the soccer team, is one of the best examples.

* EtTuBrute: Whenever an athlete gets executed for poor performance and there is an executioner on the team, guess who does it? And when they fired the soccer coach over a cliff to his death for his poor performance, the cannon they used was borrowed from the circus by midfielder [[FailOSuckyName Guy Who Cleans Up Behind The Elephant at the Circus P0120AZNNAU]].