History Recap / TheSimpsonsS17E18TheWettestStoriesEverTold

* StupidEvil: No matter how many times Captain Blight is mutinied against he just can't stop being a BadBoss.

* BeyondTheImpossible: In the third tale, Homer is able to sit on a toilet ''upside down''. He justifies it by saying he has great ass suction.

* DirtyCoward: Bligh seems to be one--he mistreats his crew at every chance he gets, but the second they all mutiny against him, he's obviously very scared and at a loss for words. When Willie states that he can't sing in-a-round by himself, Bligh claims him to be a spineless coward for that, but this only provokes Willie to prove him wrong by throwing him off the boat in retaliation.

-->'''Willie''': I warn ya, Captain: push this crew too far, and there be mutiny.\\

-->'''Lisa''': [[SurroundedByIdiots I keep telling you]], the ability to add two digit numbers is ''not'' witchcraft!

* DirtyCoward: Bligh seems to be one--he mistreats his crew at every chance he gets, but the second they all mutiny against him, he's obviously very scared and at a loss for words. He even claims Willie to be one when Willie states that he can't sing in-a-round by himself, which only provokes Willie to prove him wrong by throwing him off the boat in retaliation.

'''Captain Bligh''': (annoyed) Just start rowing, Willie. And sing-a-round while you do!

* JerkassHasAPoint: While Willie has no support for the crew, he's right to point out to Bligh that mistreating them will drive them to mutiny, which is exactly what happens thanks to Bligh's behavior. Willie even pointed out that he can't sing a sea shanty in-a-round by himself as it requires at least three or four people.

* KickTheDog: Bligh does this to his crew by throwing away their mail from home, informing them the mail had cookies in it, rather bluntly informing Milhouse his father had died while baking said cookies, murdering Martin Prince and using his head as a suggestion box, and whacking members of his crew with his cutlass when their singing of a sea shanty displeases him.

* BadBoss: Capt. Bligh mistreats his crew by cutting off their water supply and dumping their mail into the sea. Following their vacation in Tahiti, he demands the crew to forget about the good times they had in Tahiti and forced them to sing in-a-round while using his sword to keep them singing. He even made a suggestion box out of the head of the subordinate who came up with the idea of it (Martin Prince); [[EveryoneHasStandards even the bullies themselves were disgusted about this as they lampshade it to Bligh during the mutiny.]]

## Bligh severely mistreats the crew of the ''Bounty'' and sure enough, just as Willie predicted, they revolt against him.

## When Bligh tries ordering the turtle he's on to swim faster, the turtle dives down with an annoyed expression.

* {{Jerkass}}: Bligh is a big one, as he is a BadBoss and thus performs a KickTheDog at every opportunity, and even after the crew mutinies, he's still a jerk to Willie, and even to the turtle he's left sitting on when Willie revolts against him.

* BadBoss: Capt. Bligh made a suggestion box out of the head of the subordinate who came up with the idea of it (Martin Prince). [[EveryoneHasStandards Even the bullies themselves were disgusted about this as they lampshade it to Bligh during the mutiny.]]

* DirtyCoward: Bligh seems to be one--he mistreats his crew at every chance he gets, but the second they all mutiny against him, he's obviously very scared and at a loss for words. He even claims Willie to be one when Willie states that he can't sing in-a-round by himself, only for an angry Willie to prove him wrong by mutinying against him.

## After Bligh and Willie are cast off in a boat, Willie revolts against him, taking the boat and leaving Bligh on a turtle.
## When he tries ordering the turtle he's on to swim faster, the turtle dives down with an annoyed expression.

-->'''Willie''': (angrily to Bligh) I WARNED you there be a mutiny!

* DirtyCoward: Bligh seems to be one--he mistreats his crew at every chance he gets, but the second they all mutiny against him, he's obviously very scared and at a loss for words. He even claims

* JerkassHasAPoint: While Willie has no support for the crew, he's right to point out to Bligh that mistreating them very badly will drive to mutiny, which is exactly what happens. Willie even pointed out that he can't sing a sea shanty in-a-round by himself as it requires at least three or four people.

* DirtyCoward: Bligh seems to be one--he mistreats his crew at every chance he gets, but the second they all mutiny against him, he's obviously very scared and at a loss for words.

* IWarnedYou: Bligh is told by Willie after the crew mutinies that he warned Bligh it would happen. Bligh shrugs it off.
* {{Jerkass}}: Bligh is a big one, as he is a BadBoss and thus performs a KickTheDog at every opportunity, and even after the crew mutinies, he's still a jerk to Willie, and even to the turtle he's left sitting on when Willie revolts against him.

** Despite their bullying behavior towards Martin Prince during the voyage, Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney expresses their disgust towards Captain Bligh for murdering Martin and using his head as a suggestion box.

* KickTheDog: Bligh does this to his crew by throwing away their mail from home, informing them the mail had cookies in it, rather bluntly informing Milhouse his father had died while baking said cookies, and whacking members of his crew with his cutlass when their singing of a sea shanty displeases him.