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** Really the entire review is this towards the ''Doug'' series in general, regardless of which version, due to the Critic's genuine hatred of the series, which he deems "bland and boring".
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** [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings "Why do you go where I can't follow?"]]
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** [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings [[Film/TheLordOfTheRingsTheReturnOfTheKing "Why do you go where I can't follow?"]]
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* YourHeadAsplode: [[spoiler:The Critic, when he hears the Doug theme song again at the end.]]
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* YourHeadAsplode: [[spoiler:The Critic, when he hears the Doug Nickelodeon ''Doug'' theme song again at the end.]]
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** He calls out Patti too on her failure to see through Herman's PaperThinDisguise when confronted by Doug, and openly questions why Doug is so determined to win her over with that in mind.
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* InnerThoughtsOutsiderPuzzlement: The Critic wonders what happens in real life while Doug is having fantasies of being Quailman. Critic imagines Skeeter being concerned while Doug is lost in a daydream and trying to figure out what's going on with his friend.
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* ThrowTheDogABone: Prepping himself for the opening theme which he absolutely ''dreads'', the Critic is absolutely ecstatic when he realizes that Disney changed the theme song. Not because he thinks it's good, but because he's been spared another round of ear rape from the original.
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* YourHeadAsplode: [[spoiler:The Critic, when he hears the Doug theme song again at the end.]]
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* RageBreakingPoint: The Critic was able to let some of the movie's more baffling moments slide -- the male students being excited for the Valentine's Dance, Mayor Dink not using her powers to expose Herman, and Roger and his gang not attracting media attention for inventing a HumoungousMecha or a ShrinkRay -- but he draws the line at Herman being called cute by the girls while disguised as a girl himself.
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* RageBreakingPoint: The Critic was able to let some of the movie's more baffling moments slide -- the male students being excited for the Valentine's Dance, Mayor Dink not using her powers to expose Herman, and Roger and his gang not attracting media attention for inventing a HumoungousMecha giant robot or a ShrinkRay -- but he draws the line at Herman being called cute by the girls while disguised as a girl himself.
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-->'''Critic:''' So after they find out that the workers did indeed work for Mr. Bluff, and that it was just a plan to capture the monster, the mayor's plan is going to be:
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-->'''Critic:''' So after they find out that the workers did indeed work for Mr. Bluff, and that it was just a plan to capture the monster, the mayor's plan is going to be:be:\\
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C: Have some of Bud's famous leftover meatloaf
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C: Have some of Bud's famous leftover meatloaf
meatloaf\\
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''(cut to the Critic and Nash in a girly bedroom, with the Critic dressed as a knight and Nash as a beautican holding a [[VideoGame/Portal2 Space Core]] doll)''\\
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''(cut to the Critic and Nash in a girly bedroom, with the Critic dressed as a knight and Nash as a beautican holding a [[VideoGame/Portal2 [[VideoGame/{{Portal2}} Space Core]] doll)''\\
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* InMemorium:[[invoked]] The Critic does this for Robocrusher once he witnesses Bluff's guards destroying it.
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* InMemorium:[[invoked]] InMemoriam:[[invoked]] The Critic does this for Robocrusher once he witnesses Bluff's guards destroying it.
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* CallBack: Critic recalls his hate for ''Doug'' from his Nicktoons review.
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* FiveFiveFive: The phone number for Bob's "Stab 'em and Burn 'em" Torches and Pitchforks.
* ActuallyPrettyFunny: The Critic calls the scene where Mr. Dink shows off his virtual reality stuff the only funny scene in the movie.
* BaitAndSwitch:
-->'''Critic:''' So [Herman] goes back into the water, and we get to see our favorite character one last time before the film ends. ''(Roger is shown)'' No no, not that puke stain! ''(Robocrusher is shown)''
* CallBack: The Critic recalls his hate for ''Doug'' from his Nicktoons review.
* ActuallyPrettyFunny: The Critic calls the scene where Mr. Dink shows off his virtual reality stuff the only funny scene in the movie.
* BaitAndSwitch:
-->'''Critic:''' So [Herman] goes back into the water, and we get to see our favorite character one last time before the film ends. ''(Roger is shown)'' No no, not that puke stain! ''(Robocrusher is shown)''
* CallBack: The Critic recalls his hate for ''Doug'' from his Nicktoons review.
-->'''Critic:''' Oh, it's bland, it's forgettable, it sounds like nothing I'd remember in recent history... but hey, ''so is the fucking show''! It's absolutely perfect!
* ImagineSpot: The Critic has one that mocks how Doug's fantasies usually play out:
-->'''Critic:''' Hmm, one of these days, I'd like to do a crossover with [[WebVideo/WhatTheFuckIsWrongWithYou Nash]]!\\
''(cut to the Critic and Nash in a girly bedroom, with the Critic dressed as a knight and Nash as a beautican holding a [[VideoGame/Portal2 Space Core]] doll)''\\
'''Nash:''' You... are weird.
* ImagineSpot: The Critic has one that mocks how Doug's fantasies usually play out:
-->'''Critic:''' Hmm, one of these days, I'd like to do a crossover with [[WebVideo/WhatTheFuckIsWrongWithYou Nash]]!\\
''(cut to the Critic and Nash in a girly bedroom, with the Critic dressed as a knight and Nash as a beautican holding a [[VideoGame/Portal2 Space Core]] doll)''\\
'''Nash:''' You... are weird.
* InMemorium:[[invoked]] The Critic does this for Robocrusher once he witnesses Bluff's guards destroying it.
* ManipulativeEditing: At the end of the movie's cold opening, blood splashes on the screen, implying that Skeeter was mauled by the Lucky Duck Lake monster. The Critic then admits there's no gore.
* PopQuiz: After the disasterous press conference:
-->'''Critic:''' So after they find out that the workers did indeed work for Mr. Bluff, and that it was just a plan to capture the monster, the mayor's plan is going to be:
A: Have Bluff arrested\\
B: Document all that she can by video and eye witnesses that the monster is real\\
Or\\
C: Have some of Bud's famous leftover meatloaf
''(the latter scenario plays out)''
'''Critic:''' Am I on Mars?! Tell me I'm on Mars! None of this makes any goddamn sense, I must be on Mars!
-->'''Critic:''' So after they find out that the workers did indeed work for Mr. Bluff, and that it was just a plan to capture the monster, the mayor's plan is going to be:
A: Have Bluff arrested\\
B: Document all that she can by video and eye witnesses that the monster is real\\
Or\\
C: Have some of Bud's famous leftover meatloaf
''(the latter scenario plays out)''
'''Critic:''' Am I on Mars?! Tell me I'm on Mars! None of this makes any goddamn sense, I must be on Mars!
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** Critic calls the characters "Creator/DrSeuss mutants" and "jellybean-colored ''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Simpson]]'' rejects".
** Critic responds to the armed security at the dance by showing clips of the guards from ''Film/TheBluesBrothers''.
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** The Critic calls the characters "Creator/DrSeuss mutants" and "jellybean-colored ''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Simpson]]'' rejects".
** The Critic responds to the armed security at the dance by showing clips of the guards from''Film/TheBluesBrothers''.''Film/TheBluesBrothers''.
** The Critic describes Doug and Skeeter trying to fight off the monster instead of calling the cops as them taking the ''Film/ParanormalActivity'' approach.
** Upon seeing that Roger's gang actually built Robocrusher (although not in the scale Roger wanted), he sarcastically says he did it in high school all the time, right after he made the Honor Roll in [[Franchise/HarryPotter Muggle Studies]].
** The Critic describes Robocrusher as "a sort of Creator/JuliaChild bot".
** The Critic responds to the armed security at the dance by showing clips of the guards from
** The Critic describes Doug and Skeeter trying to fight off the monster instead of calling the cops as them taking the ''Film/ParanormalActivity'' approach.
** Upon seeing that Roger's gang actually built Robocrusher (although not in the scale Roger wanted), he sarcastically says he did it in high school all the time, right after he made the Honor Roll in [[Franchise/HarryPotter Muggle Studies]].
** The Critic describes Robocrusher as "a sort of Creator/JuliaChild bot".
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* WhatAnIdiot: In-universe, Critic calls Doug this when he explains his plan to Patty right in front of Guy, who he knows is friends with Mr. Bluff.
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* WhatAnIdiot: In-universe, WhatAnIdiot:[[invoked]] The Critic calls Doug this twice, once when he explains his plan to Patty right in front of Guy, who he knows is friends with Mr. Bluff.Bluff, and again when he reads aloud that the story about Mr. Bluff killing Herman has for the next week's edition of the school newspaper, only to believe it has already happened until he realises that the story says that it happened on the night of the dance, which hasn't happened yet.
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* HappyDance: The Critic rejoices upon discovering that they ReplacedTheThemeTune for ''Doug''.
* InformedAttractiveness: The Critic has a severe problem with the Lucky Duck Lake monster, in his PaperThinDisguise as a female student, being called cute by the other girls.
* InformedAttractiveness: The Critic has a severe problem with the Lucky Duck Lake monster, in his PaperThinDisguise as a female student, being called cute by the other girls.
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-->'''Critic:''' You! Are fired! From ''breathing!'' Please, pack up your desk, and kindly leave... '''''LIIIIFE!!!'''''
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-->'''Critic:''' You! Are fired! From You... are fired... from ''breathing!'' Please, pack up your desk, and kindly leave... '''''LIIIIFE!!!'''''
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* ObligatoryJoke: {{Subverted|Trope}} -- the Critic looked as though he's about to say something when Patti refers to the disguised "Herman Melville" as "Hermione", but he changes his mind and says, "I already made a [[Franchise/HarryPotter Hogwarts]] joke, so I'll just let this one go."
* PunctuatedForEmphasis:"YOU! "YOU... ARE ON! ''METH!!!"''ON... ''METH!!!"''
* RageBreakingPoint: The Critic was able to let some of the movie's more baffling moments slide -- the male students being excited for the Valentine's Dance, Mayor Dink not using her powers to expose Herman, and Roger and his gang not attracting media attention for inventing a HumoungousMecha or a ShrinkRay -- but he draws the line at Herman being called cute by the girls while disguised as a girl himself.
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* RageBreakingPoint: The Critic was able to let some of the movie's more baffling moments slide -- the male students being excited for the Valentine's Dance, Mayor Dink not using her powers to expose Herman, and Roger and his gang not attracting media attention for inventing a HumoungousMecha or a ShrinkRay -- but he draws the line at Herman being called cute by the girls while disguised as a girl himself.
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* SubvertedCatchphrase: "I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it--" ''(original ''Doug'' theme plays)''
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-->'''Critic:''' You! Are fired! From ''breathing!'' Pack up your desk, and kindly leave... '''''LIIIIFE!!!'''''
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-->'''Critic:''' You! Are fired! From ''breathing!'' Pack Please, pack up your desk, and kindly leave... '''''LIIIIFE!!!'''''
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* MoralEventHorizon: [[InUniverse Critic describes]] Bluff's men destroying Roger's maid robot as this, calling her the only likable character in the movie.
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* MoralEventHorizon: [[InUniverse In-universe, Critic describes]] describes Bluff's men destroying Roger's maid robot as this, calling her the only likable character in the movie.
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** Critic describes Doug's fantasies as if ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'' and ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' took all of their pointless cutaway jokes and turned it into some sort of horrible hybrid of wasted time".
* WhatAnIdiot: [[InUniverse Critic calls]] Doug this when he explains his plan to Patty right in front of Guy, who he knows is friends with Mr. Bluff.
* WhatAnIdiot: [[InUniverse Critic calls]] Doug this when he explains his plan to Patty right in front of Guy, who he knows is friends with Mr. Bluff.
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** Critic describes Doug's fantasies as if ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'' and ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' took all of their pointless cutaway jokes and turned it into some sort of horrible hybrid of wasted time".
time.
* WhatAnIdiot:[[InUniverse In-universe, Critic calls]] calls Doug this when he explains his plan to Patty right in front of Guy, who he knows is friends with Mr. Bluff.
* WhatAnIdiot:
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'''Film:''' ''DougsFirstMovie'' (1999)
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'''Film:''' ''DougsFirstMovie'' ''WesternAnimation/Dougs1stMovie'' (1999)
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Where is the holding back the anger?
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* RageBreakingPoint: "Look at Doug with that cute girl." What follows is a rant of epic proportions.
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>.> Stupid English language being so nit-picky...
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-->'''Critic:''' This is the species that turned '''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} this]]''' into a cultural phenomenon!
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-->'''Critic:''' This is the species that turned that's turning '''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} this]]''' into a cultural phenomenon!
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Last one, hopefully.
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* MoralEventHorizon: [[{{In-universe}} Critic describes]] Bluff's men destroying Roger's maid robot as this, calling her the only likable character in the movie.
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* MoralEventHorizon: [[{{In-universe}} [[InUniverse Critic describes]] Bluff's men destroying Roger's maid robot as this, calling her the only likable character in the movie.
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** [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings "Where do you go where I can't follow?"]]
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** [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings "Where "Why do you go where I can't follow?"]]
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* WhatAnIdiot: [[{{In-universe}} Critic calls]] Doug this when he explains his plan to Patty right in front of Guy, who he knows is friends with Mr. Bluff.
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* WhatAnIdiot: [[{{In-universe}} [[InUniverse Critic calls]] Doug this when he explains his plan to Patty right in front of Guy, who he knows is friends with Mr. Bluff.
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** "The film opens in TheNinties, but for some reason people act like it's [[Series/HappyDays the fifties as being told by the seventies.]]"
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** "The film opens in TheNinties, TheNineties, but for some reason people act like it's [[Series/HappyDays the fifties as being told by the seventies.]]"
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* PunctuatedForEmphasis: "YOU! ARE ON! ''MEEEEETH!!!"''
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* PunctuatedForEmphasis: "YOU! ARE ON! ''MEEEEETH!!!"''''METH!!!"''
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** [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings "Where do you go where I can't follow?"]]
** [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings "Where do you go where I can't follow?"]]
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** Critic responds to the armed security at the dance by showing clips of the guards from ''TheBluesBrothers''.''Film/TheBluesBrothers''.
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-->'''Critic:''' This is the species that turning '''[[{{Literature/Twilight}} this]]''' into a cultural phenomenon!
** Critic describes Doug's fantasies as if ''{{Scrubs}}'' and ''FamilyGuy'' took all of their pointless cutaway jokes and turned it into some sort of horrible hybrid of wasted time".
** Critic describes Doug's fantasies as if ''{{Scrubs}}'' and ''FamilyGuy'' took all of their pointless cutaway jokes and turned it into some sort of horrible hybrid of wasted time".
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-->'''Critic:''' This is the species that turning '''[[{{Literature/Twilight}} turned '''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} this]]''' into a cultural phenomenon!
** Critic describes Doug's fantasies as if''{{Scrubs}}'' ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'' and ''FamilyGuy'' ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' took all of their pointless cutaway jokes and turned it into some sort of horrible hybrid of wasted time".
** Critic describes Doug's fantasies as if
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* WhatAnIdiot: [[{{In-universe}} Critic calls]] Doug this when he explains his plan to Patty right in front of Guy, who he knows is friends with Mr. Bluff.
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* WhatAnIdiot: [[{{In-universe}} Critic calls]] Doug this when he explains his plan to Patty right in front of Guy, who he knows is friends with Mr. Bluff.Bluff.
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[[TheStinger "Roger... Roger... Roger..."]]
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[[TheStinger "Roger... Roger... Roger..."]]
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* {{Mondegreen}}: Critic mistakes Patty saying "Funkytown" as "Fuckytown".
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** "[[AFewGoodMen You]] ''[[AFewGoodMen fucking]]'' [[AFewGoodMen people]]."
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** Critic responds to the armed security at the dance by showing clips of the guards from ''TheBluesBrothers''.
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'''Film:''' ''[[{{WesternAnimation/Doug}} Doug's 1st Movie]]'' (1999)
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'''Film:''' ''[[{{WesternAnimation/Doug}} Doug's 1st Movie]]'' ''DougsFirstMovie'' (1999)
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-->'''Critic:''' You are fired from ''living!'' Take your belongings ''and kindly leave'' '''''LIIIIFE!!!'''''
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-->'''Critic:''' You are fired from ''living!'' Take You! Are fired! From ''breathing!'' Pack up your belongings ''and desk, and kindly leave'' leave... '''''LIIIIFE!!!'''''
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** Critic describes Doug's fantasies as if "''{{Scrubs}}'' and ''FamilyGuy'' took all of their pointless cutaway jokes and turned it into some sort of horrible hybrid of wasted time".
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* MoralEventHorizon: [[{{In-universe}} Critic descrubes]] Bluff's men destroying Roger's maid robot as this, calling her the only likable character in the movie.
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* MoralEventHorizon: [[{{In-universe}} Critic descrubes]] describes]] Bluff's men destroying Roger's maid robot as this, calling her the only likable character in the movie.
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'''Release:''' November 1, 2011
'''Film:''' ''[[{{WesternAnimation/Doug}} Doug's 1st Movie]]'' (1999)
!!This review contains examples of:
* CallBack: Critic recalls his hate for ''Doug'' from his Nicktoons review.
* {{Mondegreen}}: Critic mistakes Patty saying "Funkytown" as "Fuckytown".
* LargeHam: Critic during his rant.
-->'''Critic:''' You are fired from ''living!'' Take your belongings ''and kindly leave'' '''''LIIIIFE!!!'''''
* MoralEventHorizon: [[{{In-universe}} Critic descrubes]] Bluff's men destroying Roger's maid robot as this, calling her the only likable character in the movie.
* PunctuatedForEmphasis: "YOU! ARE ON! ''MEEEEETH!!!"''
* RageBreakingPoint: "Look at Doug with that cute girl." What follows is a rant of epic proportions.
* RunningGag: "But I digress!"
* ShoutOut
** [[TheLordOfTheRings "Where do you go where I can't follow?"]]
** Critic calls the characters "DrSeuss mutants" and "jellybean-colored ''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Simpson]]'' rejects".
* TakeThat
** During his rant about teenage girls...
-->'''Critic:''' This is the species that turning '''[[{{Literature/Twilight}} this]]''' into a cultural phenomenon!
** Critic describes Doug's fantasies as if "''{{Scrubs}}'' and ''FamilyGuy'' took all of their pointless cutaway jokes and turned it into some sort of horrible hybrid of wasted time".
* WhatAnIdiot: [[{{In-universe}} Critic calls]] Doug this when he explains his plan to Patty right in front of Guy, who he knows is friends with Mr. Bluff.
'''Film:''' ''[[{{WesternAnimation/Doug}} Doug's 1st Movie]]'' (1999)
!!This review contains examples of:
* CallBack: Critic recalls his hate for ''Doug'' from his Nicktoons review.
* {{Mondegreen}}: Critic mistakes Patty saying "Funkytown" as "Fuckytown".
* LargeHam: Critic during his rant.
-->'''Critic:''' You are fired from ''living!'' Take your belongings ''and kindly leave'' '''''LIIIIFE!!!'''''
* MoralEventHorizon: [[{{In-universe}} Critic descrubes]] Bluff's men destroying Roger's maid robot as this, calling her the only likable character in the movie.
* PunctuatedForEmphasis: "YOU! ARE ON! ''MEEEEETH!!!"''
* RageBreakingPoint: "Look at Doug with that cute girl." What follows is a rant of epic proportions.
* RunningGag: "But I digress!"
* ShoutOut
** [[TheLordOfTheRings "Where do you go where I can't follow?"]]
** Critic calls the characters "DrSeuss mutants" and "jellybean-colored ''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Simpson]]'' rejects".
* TakeThat
** During his rant about teenage girls...
-->'''Critic:''' This is the species that turning '''[[{{Literature/Twilight}} this]]''' into a cultural phenomenon!
** Critic describes Doug's fantasies as if "''{{Scrubs}}'' and ''FamilyGuy'' took all of their pointless cutaway jokes and turned it into some sort of horrible hybrid of wasted time".
* WhatAnIdiot: [[{{In-universe}} Critic calls]] Doug this when he explains his plan to Patty right in front of Guy, who he knows is friends with Mr. Bluff.