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** Critic says the CGI effects are as creepy as [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda Wallmasters]].
** [[Franchise/TheHauntedMansion "Grim Grinning Ghosts"]] plays during the climax.
** [[Franchise/TheHauntedMansion "Grim Grinning Ghosts"]] plays during the climax.
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** Critic says the CGI effects are as creepy as [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Wallmasters]].
**[[Franchise/TheHauntedMansion [[Ride/TheHauntedMansion "Grim Grinning Ghosts"]] plays during the climax.
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* Manchild: What Critic makes Jan De Bont out to be during his mental breakdown near the end of the review.
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** Critic shows a clips of gay stereotypes from ''Series/InLivingColor'', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', ''WesternAnimation/SouthParkBiggerLongerAndUncut'' and ''Series/WillAndGrace''.
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** Critic shows a clips of gay stereotypes from ''Series/InLivingColor'', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', ''WesternAnimation/SouthParkBiggerLongerAndUncut'' ([[FridgeLogic despite South Park being satire]]) and ''Series/WillAndGrace''.
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-->'''NC''': "I mean, when you get down to it, what is The Haunting about?"
-->'''Eleanor''': "It's about family!"
-->'''NC''': NO, IT'S NOT...! (instantly calming down) ...No, it's not. It's about being scared, and I hate to break it to you, folks, but redemption isn't scary. The original is scary. There's no cartoon ghosts, dumbass subplots, or Disney-style good versus evil scenarios. It's just a ghost story, and a brilliant one at that. But, hell, let's remove that for a second and just look at this film on its own. It's still crap. The effects are laughable, the story is childish, and even its means of building suspense are totally backwards and nonsensical. It only gets worse every time I see it. It hurts me inside. I hope it burns in hell like that black bloated Beethoven bitch bucket at the end!"
-->'''Eleanor''': "It's about family!"
-->'''NC''': NO, IT'S NOT...! (instantly calming down) ...No, it's not. It's about being scared, and I hate to break it to you, folks, but redemption isn't scary. The original is scary. There's no cartoon ghosts, dumbass subplots, or Disney-style good versus evil scenarios. It's just a ghost story, and a brilliant one at that. But, hell, let's remove that for a second and just look at this film on its own. It's still crap. The effects are laughable, the story is childish, and even its means of building suspense are totally backwards and nonsensical. It only gets worse every time I see it. It hurts me inside. I hope it burns in hell like that black bloated Beethoven bitch bucket at the end!"
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-->'''NC''': "I I mean, when you get down to it, what is The Haunting about?"
about?
-->'''Eleanor''':"It's It's about family!"
family!
-->'''NC''': NO, IT'S NOT...! (instantly calming down) ...No, it's not. It's about being scared, and I hate to break it to you, folks, but redemption isn't scary. The original is scary. There's no cartoon ghosts, dumbass subplots, or Disney-style good versus evil scenarios. It's just a ghost story, and a brilliant one at that. But, hell, let's remove that for a second and just look at this film on its own. It's still crap. The effects are laughable, the story is childish, and even its means of building suspense are totally backwards and nonsensical. It only gets worse every time I see it. It hurts me inside. I hope it burns in hell like that black bloated Beethoven bitch bucket at theend!"end!
-->'''Eleanor''':
-->'''NC''': NO, IT'S NOT...! (instantly calming down) ...No, it's not. It's about being scared, and I hate to break it to you, folks, but redemption isn't scary. The original is scary. There's no cartoon ghosts, dumbass subplots, or Disney-style good versus evil scenarios. It's just a ghost story, and a brilliant one at that. But, hell, let's remove that for a second and just look at this film on its own. It's still crap. The effects are laughable, the story is childish, and even its means of building suspense are totally backwards and nonsensical. It only gets worse every time I see it. It hurts me inside. I hope it burns in hell like that black bloated Beethoven bitch bucket at the
