History Recap / StrongBadEmailE79TheProcess

* ParodyCommercial: An Easter egg at the end features a commerical for a place called "Discount Alligator".

* YouMakeMeSic: Strong Bad not only makes fun of Em for misspelling "process", but lists "pointing out any and all spelling or grammatical errors along the way" as part of answering an e-mail.

-->'''First Announcer:''' Come on down to Discount Alligator. Have we got a deal for you.\\
'''Second Announcer''': [--[[RattlingOffLegal Open 7 days a week. Take interstate side to Exit Porter-B. One mile south of Grandma Road. Kids get in free. Don't laugh at my bald spot.]]--]

->'''Homestar:''' (''enlightened'') Ohhh, discount briiick...

We then cut back to the Compy, where Strong Bad "either wraps things up or winds things down, depending on how funny the last part is". Having shown Em how to answer e-mails "like a true Strong Bad".

-->'''Strong Bad:''' Then right before the paper comes down, I usually mutter something... under my breath... about some girl named Beth.\\

We then cut back to the Compy, where Strong Bad "either wraps things up or winds things down, depending on how funny the last part is". Having shown Em how to answer e-mails "like a true Strong Bad", Strong Bad adds that he likes to "mutter something under my breath... about some girl named Beth" right before the Paper comes down.

->(''The Paper comes down'')
->'''Strong Bad:''' (''after a longish beat'') And sometimes, if you wait around for 10 or 15 seconds, something else happens.

A viewer known only as "Em" wants to know more about the "prosess" of answering an e-mail.

Next, Strong Bad cuts to some other scene, such as the Field, where The Cheat may pop up and where Strong Bad interacts with other characters... in this case, Bubs. Bubs wants them to get to the part where he does something to impress "all my lady fans", like tear off his shirt and start flexing, or waterski on a pair of "discount alligators". Strong Bad replies that neither of those things regularly happens on Strong Bad Email, but he does get The Cheat to give Bubs a hotfoot ("Ooh, hot mama!") and trick him into stepping on a beehive ("Yeow! Hot bees!")

We then cut back to the Compy, where Strong Bad "either wraps things up or winds things down, depending on how funny the last part is". Having shown Em how to answer e-mails "like a true Strong Bad", Strong Bad adds that he likes to "mutter something under my breath... about some girl named Beth" right before the Paper comes down. After a brief pause, he then remarks how if you wait long enough at the end, sometimes something else happens.

->'''Homestar:''' You mean like me showing up to deliver a classic line?\\
'''Strong Bad:''' No, I mean like me throwing a discount brick at you! (''throws a half-brick at Homestar, who just dodges'')\\
'''Homestar:''' (''enlightened'') Ohhh, discount briiick...

* YouMakeMeSic: Strong Bad not only makes fun of Em for misspelling "process", but lists "pointing out any and all spelling or grammatical errors along the way" as part of answering an e-mail.

* CouchGag: Lampshaded. Strong Bad says that he introduces each Strong Bad Email with a different song before he checks his email.

* CouchGag: Lampshaded. Strong Bad says that he opens every Strong Bad Email with a different song before he checks his email each show.

* AgonyOfTheFeet: The Cheat gives Bubs a hot-foot, then sticks Bubs' other foot [[BeeAfraid in a beehive]].

* HurtFootHop: The Cheat gives Bubs a hot-foot. Then when Bubs starts hopping, The Cheat sticks a beehive underneath that foot.

* EasterEgg: Lampshaded.
-->'''Strong Bad:''' Next, as I'm typing, you can usually click on certain words and make little pictures of dumb stuff pop up.
* FauxToGuide: This e-mail is basically a faux-to guide for Strong Bad Emails.

-->'''Strong Bad:''' "Em"? What's that stand for? Emerson? (''beat'') Embrodak? (''beat'') Emtarkanderundersgunderson? Boy, you have some stupid and terrible names. Anyways... Show you the process, eh, Em? Sure, I can do dat, but I should warn you, it may spoil the magic for some of you out there. I strongly urge both the faint of heart and the faint of butt to leave the room at this time.

Next, Strong Bad cuts to some other scene, such as the Field, where the Cheat may pop up and where Strong Bad interacts with other characters... in this case, Bubs. Bubs wants them to get to the part where he does something to impress "all my lady fans", like tear off his shirt and start flexing, or waterski on a pair of "discount alligators". Strong Bad replies that neither of those things regularly happens on Strong Bad Email, but he does get the Cheat to give Bubs a hotfoot ("Ooh, hot mama!") and trick him into stepping on a beehive ("Yeow! Hot bees!")

-->'''Homestar:''' You mean like me showing up to deliver a classic line?\\

* ParodyCommercial: "Come on down to Discount Alligator. Have we got a deal for you. [--[[RattlingOffLegal Open 7 days a week. Take interstate side to Exit Porter-B. One mile south of Grandma Road. Kids get in free. Don't laugh at my bald spot.]]--]"

* TheStinger: "And sometimes, if you wait around for ten or fifteen seconds, something else happens."

We then cut back to the Compy, where Strong Bad "either wraps things up or winds things down, depending on how funny the last part is". Having shown Em how to answer e-mails "like a true Strong Bad", Strong Bad adds that he likes to "mutter something under my breath... about some girl named Beth" right before the Paper comes down, and remarks how if you wait long enough at the end, something else happens.

* UnreadablyFastText: The Easter egg for clicking "dumb stuff" lasts only a split second before it cuts away to the next scene. It's a pie-chart showing [[TooManyHalves 61% Dumb Stuff, 28% Tigers, 17% Net Gain, and 8% Rhythm/Blues]].

Strong Bad starts his e-mails with "a little song that somehow involves the word email", before bringing up the e-mail to be read, "pointing out any and all spelling or grammatical errors along the way". After making fun of the sender's name, Strong Bad gets to answering, opening with "Well, whoever, something something something" or "Something something, eh whoever?" And while Strong Bad is typing, the viewer can click on certain words to make pictures of dumb stuff pop up.

We then cut back to the Compy, where Strong Bad "either wraps things up or winds things down, depending on how funny the last part is". Having shown Em how to answer e-mails "like a true Strong Bad", Strong Bad adds that he likes to "mutter something under my breath... about some girl named Beth" right before the Paper comes down, and how if you wait long enough at the end, something else happens.

Strong Bad explains how a Strong Bad Email is made, at the expense of Bubs.

* AgonyOfTheFeet: The Cheat gives Bubs a hot-foot, then sticks Bubs' other foot [[GoshHornet in a beehive]].

* UnreadablyFastText: The easter egg for clicking "dumb stuff" lasts only a split second before it cuts away to the next scene. It's a pie-chart showing [[TooManyHalves 61% Dumb Stuff, 28% Tigers, 17% Net Gain, and 8% Rhythm/Blues]].

* AgonyOfTheFeet: The Cheat gives Bubs a hot-foot, then sticks Bubs' other foot in a beehive.

* SmallNameBigEgo: Bubs keeps insisting he get a chance to do something to do something "much to the delight of all my lady fans". When Strong Bad refuses, Bubs quips "Sounds like a pretty lame e-mail show you got here."