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A "homeless romantic" admits "I am absotively blunderous with my words which I speak", and writes Strong Bad asking for some advice on writing love poetry. In comes the newest of Strong Bad's many alter egos, "The Rub Doctor", with some pointers.
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A "homeless romantic" admits "I am absotively blunderous with my words which I speak", and writes Strong Bad asking for some advice on writing love poetry.{{poetry}}. In comes the newest of Strong Bad's many alter egos, "The Rub Doctor", with some pointers.
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-->'''Strong Bad:''' Your eyes, they flicker like a Sandalwood Sage Sunset. Your hair flows like Fresh Cotton Linens hung to dry on the deck. Grandma's Apple Cinnamon Spice is the scented candle I would use to describe your mouth. And your nose: like an unscented emergency candle for when the power goes out.
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-->'''Strong Bad:''' "It is never ever over, my lover of clover" becomes "'Tis ne'er e're o'er, m'lo'er o' clo'er."\\
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-->''This is Tenerence Love with a sweaty overweight jam!\\
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A "homeless romantic" admits "I am absotively blunderous with my words which I speak", and writes Strong Bad asking for help writing love poetry. In comes the newest of Strong Bad's many alter egos, "The Rub Doctor", with some pointers.
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A "homeless romantic" admits "I am absotively blunderous with my words which I speak", and writes Strong Bad asking for help some advice on writing love poetry. In comes the newest of Strong Bad's many alter egos, "The Rub Doctor", with some pointers.
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* Swiping poetic inspiration from scented candle fragrances.
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* Swiping poetic inspiration from the fragrances of scented candle fragrances.candles.
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* Don't just stop at speaking "all Elizabethan" to the ladies, but also try talking Kimberlian or Meredithian.
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* Don't Not just stop at speaking "all Elizabethan" to the ladies, but also try talking Kimberlian or Meredithian.
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As Strong Bad is about to suggest what to do "when that gets you slapped and escorted from her building" Homestar, boasting that he's "the only one around here with any real no-arms-on experience with the lady-makes", sees fit to intervene. It seems he has his own attempt at a love poem that he whipped up "this mo'nin', this mo'nin', this mo, re-mo, re-mo-mo'nin'!":
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As Strong Bad is about to suggest what to do "when that gets you slapped and escorted from her building" building by security", Homestar, boasting that he's "the only one around here with any real no-arms-on experience with the lady-makes", sees fit to intervene. It seems he has his own attempt at a love poem that he whipped up "this mo'nin', this mo'nin', this mo, re-mo, re-mo-mo'nin'!":
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After baiting Homestar into admitting Marzipan broke up with him again and singing Homestar's little song again, Strong Bad cuts back to the Lappy to wrap things up.
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After baiting Homestar into admitting Marzipan broke up with him again and singing Homestar's his little song again, Strong Bad cuts back to the Lappy to wrap things up.
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A "homeless romantic" admits "I am absotively blunderous with my words which I speak", and writes Strong Bad asking for advice on writing love poetry. In comes the newest of Strong Bad's many alter egos, Dr. Marvin Rubdown, with some pointers.
->'''Strong Bad:''' Did you know that writing love poems is as easy as telling a girl she's hot with the fance-pantsiest words you can think of?
The "Rub Doctor" offers such pointers as swiping poetic inspiration from scented candle fragrances and replacing letters in the middle of words with apostrophes (for example, turning "It is never ever over, my lover of clover" into "'Tis ne'er e're o'er, m'lo'er o' clo'er"). His advice to not only talk Elizabethan, but also try talking Kimberlian or Meredithian, leads to a Teen Girl Squad segment in which two funny-talking young ladies get "SHAKESPEARED!"
For those who find "that frilly collar stuff" too "olde schoole", Strong Bad recommends "an overweight R&B make-out jam", such as Tenerence Love's "Sweaty Overweight Jam". At this point, Homestar, boasting that he's "the only one around here with any real no-arms-on experience with the lady-makes", sees fit to intervene with his own attempt at a love poem that he whipped up "this mo'nin', this mo'nin', this mo, re-mo, re-mo-mo'nin'!":
->'''Homestar:''' ''M'' is for milk, the real kind, not soy!\\
->'''Strong Bad:''' Did you know that writing love poems is as easy as telling a girl she's hot with the fance-pantsiest words you can think of?
The "Rub Doctor" offers such pointers as swiping poetic inspiration from scented candle fragrances and replacing letters in the middle of words with apostrophes (for example, turning "It is never ever over, my lover of clover" into "'Tis ne'er e're o'er, m'lo'er o' clo'er"). His advice to not only talk Elizabethan, but also try talking Kimberlian or Meredithian, leads to a Teen Girl Squad segment in which two funny-talking young ladies get "SHAKESPEARED!"
For those who find "that frilly collar stuff" too "olde schoole", Strong Bad recommends "an overweight R&B make-out jam", such as Tenerence Love's "Sweaty Overweight Jam". At this point, Homestar, boasting that he's "the only one around here with any real no-arms-on experience with the lady-makes", sees fit to intervene with his own attempt at a love poem that he whipped up "this mo'nin', this mo'nin', this mo, re-mo, re-mo-mo'nin'!":
->'''Homestar:''' ''M'' is for milk, the real kind, not soy!\\
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->'''Strong Bad:''' (''singing'') Girl, where's my money that you owe me from all those emails that you wrote me?
A "homeless romantic" admits "I am absotively blunderous with my words which I speak", and writes Strong Bad asking foradvice on help writing love poetry. In comes the newest of Strong Bad's many alter egos, Dr. Marvin Rubdown, "The Rub Doctor", with some pointers.
->'''Strong Bad:''' Hi, I'm Dr. Marvin Rubdown. Did you know that writing love poems is as easy as telling a girl she's hot with the fance-pantsiest words you can think of?
The "Rub Doctor" Dr. Rubdown offers such pointers as swiping as:
*Swiping poetic inspiration from scented candlefragrances and replacing fragrances.
-->'''Strong Bad:''' Your eyes, they flicker like a Sandalwood Sage Sunset. Your hair flows like Fresh Cotton Linens hung to dry on the deck. Grandma's Apple Cinnamon Spice is the scented candle I would use to describe your mouth. And your nose: like an unscented emergency candle for when the power goes out.
*Replacing letters in the middle of words withapostrophes (for example, turning apostrophes.
-->'''Strong Bad:''' "It is never ever over, my lover of clover"into becomes "'Tis ne'er e're o'er, m'lo'er o' clo'er"). His advice clo'er."\\
'''Coach Z:''' Now you're sporkin' my language!\\
'''Strong Bad:''' Get out!
* Don't just stop at speaking "all Elizabethan" tonot only talk Elizabethan, the ladies, but also try talking Kimberlian or Meredithian, leads Meredithian.
->'''Cheerleader:''' I can't stand the way Meredith talks!\\
'''Meredith:''' I'th hath a cruth on ethry boy'th!\\
'''Kimberly:''' I herly berly on gerly werly!\\
(''The Arrowed Guy shows up, dressed like William Shakespeare, and runs Meredith and Kimberly through with a spear, much toa Teen Girl Squad segment in which two funny-talking young ladies get "SHAKESPEARED!"
the amusement of Cheerleader and So And So.'')\\
'''Narrator Strong Bad:''' SHAKESPEARED!
* For those who find "that frilly collar stuff" too "olde schoole", Strong Bad recommends "an overweight R&B make-out jam", such as Tenerence Love's "Sweaty OverweightJam". At this point, Jam".
-->''This is Tenerence Love with a sweaty overweight jam!\\
My name is Tenerence Love with a sweaty overweight ham!\\
It may be five pounds, ten pounds, twenty pounds\\
Just a little bit overweight, now welcome, girl, to Sweaty Town!''
As Strong Bad is about to suggest what to do "when that gets you slapped and escorted from her building" Homestar, boasting that he's "the only one around here with any real no-arms-on experience with the lady-makes", sees fit tointervene with intervene. It seems he has his own attempt at a love poem that he whipped up "this mo'nin', this mo'nin', this mo, re-mo, re-mo-mo'nin'!":
->'''Homestar:''' ->'''Strong Bad:''' All right, but only 'cause that little song was kind of cool!\\
'''Homestar:''' Ahem... ''M'' is for milk, the real kind, not soy!\\
A "homeless romantic" admits "I am absotively blunderous with my words which I speak", and writes Strong Bad asking for
->'''Strong Bad:''' Hi, I'm Dr. Marvin Rubdown. Did you know that writing love poems is as easy as telling a girl she's hot with the fance-pantsiest words you can think of?
*Swiping poetic inspiration from scented candle
-->'''Strong Bad:''' Your eyes, they flicker like a Sandalwood Sage Sunset. Your hair flows like Fresh Cotton Linens hung to dry on the deck. Grandma's Apple Cinnamon Spice is the scented candle I would use to describe your mouth. And your nose: like an unscented emergency candle for when the power goes out.
*Replacing letters in the middle of words with
-->'''Strong Bad:''' "It is never ever over, my lover of clover"
'''Coach Z:''' Now you're sporkin' my language!\\
'''Strong Bad:''' Get out!
* Don't just stop at speaking "all Elizabethan" to
->'''Cheerleader:''' I can't stand the way Meredith talks!\\
'''Meredith:''' I'th hath a cruth on ethry boy'th!\\
'''Kimberly:''' I herly berly on gerly werly!\\
(''The Arrowed Guy shows up, dressed like William Shakespeare, and runs Meredith and Kimberly through with a spear, much to
'''Narrator Strong Bad:''' SHAKESPEARED!
* For those who find "that frilly collar stuff" too "olde schoole", Strong Bad recommends "an overweight R&B make-out jam", such as Tenerence Love's "Sweaty Overweight
-->''This is Tenerence Love with a sweaty overweight jam!\\
My name is Tenerence Love with a sweaty overweight ham!\\
It may be five pounds, ten pounds, twenty pounds\\
Just a little bit overweight, now welcome, girl, to Sweaty Town!''
As Strong Bad is about to suggest what to do "when that gets you slapped and escorted from her building" Homestar, boasting that he's "the only one around here with any real no-arms-on experience with the lady-makes", sees fit to
'''Homestar:''' Ahem... ''M'' is for milk, the real kind, not soy!\\
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New Paper, come on and get some!
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New Paper, come on and get some!
some!\\
(''New Paper comes down.'')
(''New Paper comes down.'')
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* MeanwhileScene: An Easter egg shows Strong Sad fidgeting in his room, clutching a poetry book to his chest, wondering why the heck Strong Bad isn't asking for his help. "This email was practically tailor-made for me!"
* NoodleImplements: "And when that gets you slapped and escorted from her building by security, you can always buy a fourteen-pound bag of extra-long..." Homestar interrupts before we can hear the rest of Strong Bad's suggestion.
* NoodleImplements: "And when that gets you slapped and escorted from her building by security, you can always buy a fourteen-pound bag of extra-long..." Homestar interrupts before we can hear the rest of Strong Bad's suggestion.
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* MeanwhileScene: An Easter egg shows Strong Sad fidgeting in his room, clutching a poetry book to his chest, wondering why the heck Strong Bad isn't asking for his help. "This email was practically tailor-made for me!"
help.
* NoodleImplements:"And when Strong Bad suggests that gets you slapped and escorted from her building by security, you if a "sweaty R&B make-out jam" doesn't impress the ladies, "you can always buy a fourteen-pound bag of extra-long..." Homestar interrupts before we can hear the rest of Strong Bad's suggestion.
* NoodleImplements:
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* YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe: Strong Bad suggests replacing random letters in the middle of words with apostrophes, such as "'Tis ne'er e're o'er, m'lo'er o' clo'er!"
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* YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe: Strong Bad suggests replacing random letters in the middle of words with apostrophes, such as "'Tis ne'er e're o'er, m'lo'er o' clo'er!"clo'er!"
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->(''Cut to Strong Sad, anxiously waiting next to a red phone with green marks on it that resemble Strong Bad's eyes, clutching a large book with "Poem Tome by Strong Sad" on the cover.'')\\
'''Strong Bad:''' (''muffled, in the background'') ..Well, put on your patchy-stained jacket and gather 'round the fire in the trashcan, Homeless Romantic, 'cause the Rub...\\
'''Strong Sad:''' (''talking over Strong Bad'') Why isn't he calling me in on the Strong Badphone? This email was practically tailor-made for me!
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->(''Cut to Strong Sad, anxiously waiting next to a red phone with green marks on it that resemble Strong Bad's eyes, clutching a large book with "Poem Tome by Strong Sad" on the cover.'')\\
'''Strong Bad:''' (''muffled, in the background'') ..Well, put on your patchy-stained jacket and gather 'round the fire in the trashcan, Homeless Romantic, 'cause the Rub...\\
'''Strong Sad:''' (''talking over Strong Bad'') Why isn't he calling me in on the Strong Badphone? This email was practically tailor-made for me!
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The "Rub Doctor" offers such pointers as swiping poetic inspiration from scented candle fragrances and replacing letters in the middle of words with apostrophes (for example, turning "It is never ever over, my lover of clover" into "'Tis ne'er e're o'er, m'lo'er of clo'er"). His advice to not only talk Elizabethan, but also try talking Kimberlian or Meredithian, leads to a Teen Girl Squad segment in which two funny-talking young ladies get "SHAKESPEARED!"
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The "Rub Doctor" offers such pointers as swiping poetic inspiration from scented candle fragrances and replacing letters in the middle of words with apostrophes (for example, turning "It is never ever over, my lover of clover" into "'Tis ne'er e're o'er, m'lo'er of o' clo'er"). His advice to not only talk Elizabethan, but also try talking Kimberlian or Meredithian, leads to a Teen Girl Squad segment in which two funny-talking young ladies get "SHAKESPEARED!"
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''I'' is for inchiladas, and...\\
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''I'' is for inchiladas, [[RougeAnglesOfSatin inchiladas]], and...\\
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The "Rub Doctor" offers such pointers as swiping poetic inspiration from scented candle fragrances and replacing letters in the middle of words with apostrophes (for example, turning "It is never ever over, my lover of clover" into "'Tis ne'er e're o'er, my lo'er m'lo'er of clo'er"). His advice to not only talk Elizabethan, but also try talking Kimberlian or Meredithian, leads to a Teen Girl Squad segment in which two funny-talking young ladies get "SHAKESPEARED!"
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* YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe: Strong Bad suggests replacing random letters in the middle of words with apostrophes, such as "'Tis ne'er e're o'er, my lo'er o' clo'er!"
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* YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe: Strong Bad suggests replacing random letters in the middle of words with apostrophes, such as "'Tis ne'er e're o'er, my lo'er m'lo'er o' clo'er!"
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The "Rub Doctor" offers such pointers as swiping poetic inspiration from scented candle fragrances and replacing letters in the middle of words with commas (for example, turning "It is never ever over, my lover of clover" into "'Tis ne'er e're o'er, my lo'er of clo'er"). His advice to not only talk Elizabethan, but also try talking Kimberlian or Meredithian, leads to a Teen Girl Squad segment in which two funny-talking young ladies get "SHAKESPEARED!"
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The "Rub Doctor" offers such pointers as swiping poetic inspiration from scented candle fragrances and replacing letters in the middle of words with commas apostrophes (for example, turning "It is never ever over, my lover of clover" into "'Tis ne'er e're o'er, my lo'er of clo'er"). His advice to not only talk Elizabethan, but also try talking Kimberlian or Meredithian, leads to a Teen Girl Squad segment in which two funny-talking young ladies get "SHAKESPEARED!"
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A "homeless romantic" admits "I am absotively blunderous with my words which I speak", and writes Strong Bad asking for advice on writing love poetry. In comes one of Strong Bad's many alter egos, Dr. Marvin Rubdown, with some pointers.
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A "homeless romantic" admits "I am absotively blunderous with my words which I speak", and writes Strong Bad asking for advice on writing love poetry. In comes one the newest of Strong Bad's many alter egos, Dr. Marvin Rubdown, with some pointers.
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''I'' is for inchiladas, and...
-->'''Strong Bad:''' Homestar!
-->'''Homestar:''' Yeah, what's up?
-->'''Strong Bad:''' That's not a love poem! ''That'' is a lavishly-produced grocery list!
-->'''Homestar:''' No, ''here's'' my grocery list: amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing!
-->'''Strong Bad:''' Woah, where've you been shopping?
-->'''Homestar:''' Skymall.
-->'''Strong Bad:''' Homestar!
-->'''Homestar:''' Yeah, what's up?
-->'''Strong Bad:''' That's not a love poem! ''That'' is a lavishly-produced grocery list!
-->'''Homestar:''' No, ''here's'' my grocery list: amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing!
-->'''Strong Bad:''' Woah, where've you been shopping?
-->'''Homestar:''' Skymall.
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''I'' is for inchiladas, and...
-->'''Strongand...\\
'''Strong Bad:'''Homestar!
-->'''Homestar:'''Homestar!\\
'''Homestar:''' Yeah, what'sup?
-->'''Strongup?\\
'''Strong Bad:''' That's not a love poem! ''That'' is a lavishly-produced grocerylist!
-->'''Homestar:'''list!\\
'''Homestar:''' No, ''here's'' my grocery list: amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazingthing!
-->'''Strongthing!\\
'''Strong Bad:''' Woah, where've you beenshopping?
-->'''Homestar:'''shopping?\\
'''Homestar:''' Skymall.
-->'''Strong
'''Strong Bad:'''
-->'''Homestar:'''
'''Homestar:''' Yeah, what's
-->'''Strong
'''Strong Bad:''' That's not a love poem! ''That'' is a lavishly-produced grocery
-->'''Homestar:'''
'''Homestar:''' No, ''here's'' my grocery list: amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing
-->'''Strong
'''Strong Bad:''' Woah, where've you been
-->'''Homestar:'''
'''Homestar:''' Skymall.
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-->'''Strong Bad:''' Did you know that writing love poems is as easy as telling a girl she's hot with the fance-pantsiest words you can think of?
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-->'''Homestar:''' ''M'' is for milk, the real kind, not soy!\\
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After baiting Homestar into admitting Marzipan broke up with him again and singing Homestar's little song again, Strong Bad cuts back to the Lappy.
-->'''Strong Bad:''' So there you ha' it\\
-->'''Strong Bad:''' So there you ha' it\\
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After baiting Homestar into admitting Marzipan broke up with him again and singing Homestar's little song again, Strong Bad cuts back to the Lappy.
-->'''StrongLappy to wrap things up.
->'''Strong Bad:''' So there you ha' it\\
-->'''Strong
->'''Strong Bad:''' So there you ha' it\\
* GetOut: Strong Bad shoos away Coach Z after the latter shows up to respond to "'Tis ne'er e're o'er, my lo'er o' clo'er," with "Now you're sporkin' my language!"
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* YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe: "'Tis ne'er e're o'er, my lo'er o' clo'er!"
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* YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe: Strong Bad suggests replacing random letters in the middle of words with apostrophes, such as "'Tis ne'er e're o'er, my lo'er o' clo'er!"
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* FunWithAcronyms: Or acrostics. The first letters of each line in Homestar's "love poem" spell out "Marzipan"--but the lines are all about food, and make no mention of Marzipan herself.
* MeanwhileScene: An Easter egg shows Strong Sad fidgeting in his room, clutching a poetry book to his chest, wondering why the heck Strong Bad isn't asking for his help. "This email was practically tailor-made for me!"
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* TropeName: Homestar's "grocery list".
* YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe: "'Tis ne'er e're o'er, my lo'er of clo'er!"
* YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe: "'Tis ne'er e're o'er, my lo'er of clo'er!"
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* TropeName: Homestar's "grocery list".
list". "Amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing..."
* YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe: "'Tis ne'er e're o'er, my lo'erof o' clo'er!"
* YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe: "'Tis ne'er e're o'er, my lo'er
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''R'' is for raisins, they give me bad gas!\\
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''R'' is for raisins, they [[ToiletHumour give me bad gas!\\gas!]]\\
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* HaHaHaNo: How Homestar answers Strong Bad about him and Marzipan dating:
-->'''Homestar:''' ''(chuckling)'' Are we even dating right now? Are we even d-- Are we even da-- ''(suddenly sad)'' No, she broke up with me again this morning.
-->'''Homestar:''' ''(chuckling)'' Are we even dating right now? Are we even d-- Are we even da-- ''(suddenly sad)'' No, she broke up with me again this morning.
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'''Airdate:''' Monday, May 26, 2008
'''Sender:''' Just Another Hopeless Romantic
A "homeless romantic" admits "I am absotively blunderous with my words which I speak", and writes Strong Bad asking for advice on writing love poetry. In comes one of Strong Bad's many alter egos, Dr. Marvin Rubdown, with some pointers.
-->'''Strong Bad:''' Did you know that writing love poems is as easy as telling a girl she's hot with the fance-pantsiest words you can think of?
The "Rub Doctor" offers such pointers as swiping poetic inspiration from scented candle fragrances and replacing letters in the middle of words with commas (for example, turning "It is never ever over, my lover of clover" into "'Tis ne'er e're o'er, my lo'er of clo'er"). His advice to not only talk Elizabethan, but also try talking Kimberlian or Meredithian, leads to a Teen Girl Squad segment in which two funny-talking young ladies get "SHAKESPEARED!"
For those who find "that frilly collar stuff" too "olde schoole", Strong Bad recommends "an overweight R&B make-out jam", such as Tenerence Love's "Sweaty Overweight Jam". At this point, Homestar, boasting that he's "the only one around here with any real no-arms-on experience with the lady-makes", sees fit to intervene with his own attempt at a love poem that he whipped up "this mo'nin', this mo'nin', this mo, re-mo, re-mo-mo'nin'!":
-->'''Homestar:''' ''M'' is for milk, the real kind, not soy!\\
''A'' is for non-organic apples, pesticides ahoy!\\
''R'' is for raisins, they give me bad gas!\\
''Z'' is too hard, so at this one I'll pass.\\
''I'' is for inchiladas, and...
-->'''Strong Bad:''' Homestar!
-->'''Homestar:''' Yeah, what's up?
-->'''Strong Bad:''' That's not a love poem! ''That'' is a lavishly-produced grocery list!
-->'''Homestar:''' No, ''here's'' my grocery list: amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing!
-->'''Strong Bad:''' Woah, where've you been shopping?
-->'''Homestar:''' Skymall.
After baiting Homestar into admitting Marzipan broke up with him again and singing Homestar's little song again, Strong Bad cuts back to the Lappy.
-->'''Strong Bad:''' So there you ha' it\\
My Homeless Roma'ic.\\
Love Poems 101\\
Oh the hearts you will win!\\
Like this lavender-scented plug-in\\
New Paper, come on and get some!
----
!!Tropes:
* AccidentalMisnaming: Strong Bad misreads "Hopeless Romantic" as "Homeless Romantic".
* NoodleImplements: "And when that gets you slapped and escorted from her building by security, you can always buy a fourteen-pound bag of extra-long..." Homestar interrupts before we can hear the rest of Strong Bad's suggestion.
* TropeName: Homestar's "grocery list".
* YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe: "'Tis ne'er e're o'er, my lo'er of clo'er!"
'''Sender:''' Just Another Hopeless Romantic
A "homeless romantic" admits "I am absotively blunderous with my words which I speak", and writes Strong Bad asking for advice on writing love poetry. In comes one of Strong Bad's many alter egos, Dr. Marvin Rubdown, with some pointers.
-->'''Strong Bad:''' Did you know that writing love poems is as easy as telling a girl she's hot with the fance-pantsiest words you can think of?
The "Rub Doctor" offers such pointers as swiping poetic inspiration from scented candle fragrances and replacing letters in the middle of words with commas (for example, turning "It is never ever over, my lover of clover" into "'Tis ne'er e're o'er, my lo'er of clo'er"). His advice to not only talk Elizabethan, but also try talking Kimberlian or Meredithian, leads to a Teen Girl Squad segment in which two funny-talking young ladies get "SHAKESPEARED!"
For those who find "that frilly collar stuff" too "olde schoole", Strong Bad recommends "an overweight R&B make-out jam", such as Tenerence Love's "Sweaty Overweight Jam". At this point, Homestar, boasting that he's "the only one around here with any real no-arms-on experience with the lady-makes", sees fit to intervene with his own attempt at a love poem that he whipped up "this mo'nin', this mo'nin', this mo, re-mo, re-mo-mo'nin'!":
-->'''Homestar:''' ''M'' is for milk, the real kind, not soy!\\
''A'' is for non-organic apples, pesticides ahoy!\\
''R'' is for raisins, they give me bad gas!\\
''Z'' is too hard, so at this one I'll pass.\\
''I'' is for inchiladas, and...
-->'''Strong Bad:''' Homestar!
-->'''Homestar:''' Yeah, what's up?
-->'''Strong Bad:''' That's not a love poem! ''That'' is a lavishly-produced grocery list!
-->'''Homestar:''' No, ''here's'' my grocery list: amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing!
-->'''Strong Bad:''' Woah, where've you been shopping?
-->'''Homestar:''' Skymall.
After baiting Homestar into admitting Marzipan broke up with him again and singing Homestar's little song again, Strong Bad cuts back to the Lappy.
-->'''Strong Bad:''' So there you ha' it\\
My Homeless Roma'ic.\\
Love Poems 101\\
Oh the hearts you will win!\\
Like this lavender-scented plug-in\\
New Paper, come on and get some!
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!!Tropes:
* AccidentalMisnaming: Strong Bad misreads "Hopeless Romantic" as "Homeless Romantic".
* NoodleImplements: "And when that gets you slapped and escorted from her building by security, you can always buy a fourteen-pound bag of extra-long..." Homestar interrupts before we can hear the rest of Strong Bad's suggestion.
* TropeName: Homestar's "grocery list".
* YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe: "'Tis ne'er e're o'er, my lo'er of clo'er!"
