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* GuinnessEpisode: Strong Bad turns it around on everyone by inventing his own record book and then challenging everyone else to set world records so he can have something to actually put in it.
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* NutritionalNightmare: The King of Town has a giant pile of salt for lunch, which he inhales along with a salt shaker. He promptly gets heart attacks from consuming the thing, earning him the title of "Least Healthiest (Man?)" in Strong Bad's record book.
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* NutritionalNightmare: The King of Town has a giant pile of salt for lunch, which he inhales along with a salt shaker. He promptly gets has multiple concurrent heart attacks from consuming the thing, earning him the title of "Least Healthiest (Man?)" in Strong Bad's record book.
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** Strong Mad is given the record "Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube...By Strong Mad".
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** Strong Mad is given the record "Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube...By Strong Mad". (Just one!)
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* ConsolationWorldRecord: Strong Bad accidentally earns the record for "Longest Bull Honkey" after objecting at length to The Cheat's suggestion of "most rectangular mouth". An Easter egg shows Homsar was given "The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award or Best Offer!"
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* ConsolationWorldRecord: Strong Bad accidentally earns the record for "Longest Bull Honkey" after objecting at length to The Cheat's suggestion of "most rectangular mouth". An Easter egg shows Homsar was given "The "[[NonSequitur The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award or Best Offer!"Offer!]]"
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* HiccupHijinks: The King of Town gets a spell of hiccups after inhaling his giant pile of salt. He then clarifies that they aren't hiccups, but ''heart attacks''.
* NutritionalNightmare: The King of Town has a giant pile of salt for lunch, which he inhales along with a salt shaker. He promptly gets heart attacks from consuming the thing, earning him the title of "Least Healthiest (Man?)" in Strong Bad's record book.
* NutritionalNightmare: The King of Town has a giant pile of salt for lunch, which he inhales along with a salt shaker. He promptly gets heart attacks from consuming the thing, earning him the title of "Least Healthiest (Man?)" in Strong Bad's record book.
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Meanwhile, Marzipan sets the record for the pole vault, and Bubs wins Cutest Couple (by himself, somehow). As Strong Bad wonders what record for which he should be in the book, the Cheat sarcastically suggests "Most Rectangular Mouth".
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Meanwhile, Marzipan sets the record for the pole vault, vault (though with no photo available), and Bubs wins Cutest Couple (by himself, somehow). As Strong Bad wonders what record for which he should be in the book, the Cheat sarcastically suggests "Most Rectangular Mouth".
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* OffscreenMomentOfAwesome: Marzipan apparently set a record for pole vaulting (at 20 feet and 1.5 inches; at the time this cartoon was released, the women's pole vaulting record was 16 feet and 5 inches), but she's not shown actually doing it and her page in Strong Bad's record book says "Surprisingly, No Photo Available".
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* OffscreenMomentOfAwesome: Marzipan apparently set a record for pole vaulting (at 20 feet and 1.5 inches; at the time this cartoon was released, the women's pole vaulting record was 16 feet and 5 inches), but she's not shown actually shown doing it and her page in Strong Bad's record book says "Surprisingly, No Photo Available".
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** Coach Z tries to set the record for sticking nine pieces of gum to his face while singing the "I'm Just Me" song and hopping on one foot. Strong Bad calls him out for this, saying that he can't just make up something random and expect to get a record for it...only to cut to Homsar [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike doing exactly what Coach Z is doing]].
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** Coach Z tries to set the record for sticking nine pieces of gum to his face while singing the "I'm Just Me" song and hopping on one foot. Strong Bad calls him out for this, saying that he can't just make up something random that no one else will ever do and expect to get set a record for it...record...only to cut to Homsar [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike doing exactly what Coach Z is doing]].
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Nathan TX ("That has, like, way four more cylinders than the standard Nathan.") wants to know if Strong Bad is in the record book, and if so, then what for? This inspires Strong Bad to crack open his copy of "The Record Book of World Records". Not only is the book out of date (he's sure Coach Z has broken his old record for "Longest Showerless Streak" "by several fortnights at this point"), but much to his embarrassment his baby self is in the book for "Most Dirtiest Diapey", despite his clumsy attempts to cover it up.
->'''Strong Bad:''' Dirtiest Diape- WOAH! (''coughs'') Coffee, eggs, bacon! (''spills coffee, eggs, and bacon over the pages of the record book'') Oh, too bad, I "accidentally" made breakfast all over whatever that record was for.
->'''Strong Bad:''' Dirtiest Diape- WOAH! (''coughs'') Coffee, eggs, bacon! (''spills coffee, eggs, and bacon over the pages of the record book'') Oh, too bad, I "accidentally" made breakfast all over whatever that record was for.
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Nathan TX ("That has, like, way four more cylinders than the standard Nathan.") wants to know if Strong Bad is in the record book, and if so, then what for? This inspires Strong Bad to crack open his copy of "The Record Book of World Records". Not only is the book out of date (he's pretty sure Coach Z has broken his old record for "Longest Showerless Streak" "by several fortnights at this point"), but much to his embarrassment his baby self is in he finds that he set the book record for "Most Dirtiest Diapey", despite his "Dirtiest Diapey" when he was little, and he makes a clumsy attempts attempt to cover it up.
up out of embarrassment.
->'''Strong Bad:''' DirtiestDiape- WOAH! (''coughs'') Diape--WHOA! ''[coughs]'' Coffee, eggs, bacon! (''spills ''[spills coffee, eggs, and bacon over the pages of the record book'') book]'' Oh, too bad, I "accidentally" made breakfast all over whatever that record was for.
->'''Strong Bad:''' Dirtiest
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* OffscreenMomentOfAwesome: Marzipan apparently set a record for pole vaulting (at 20 feet and 1.5 inches; the current women's pole vaulting record is 16 feet and 7 inches), but she's not shown actually doing it and her page in Strong Bad's record book says "Surprisingly, No Photo Available".
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* OffscreenMomentOfAwesome: Marzipan apparently set a record for pole vaulting (at 20 feet and 1.5 inches; at the current time this cartoon was released, the women's pole vaulting record is was 16 feet and 7 5 inches), but she's not shown actually doing it and her page in Strong Bad's record book says "Surprisingly, No Photo Available".
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* CoughSnarkCough: Strong Bad coughs the words "Coffee, eggs, bacon!" while [[BlatantLies accidentally]] spilling breakfast over his entry in the Record Book of World Records.
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* CoughSnarkCough: Strong Bad coughs the words "Coffee, eggs, bacon!" while [[BlatantLies accidentally]] [[SpillStainSabotage "accidentally" spilling breakfast breakfast]] over his entry in the Record Book of World Records.
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* SpillStainSabotage: Strong Bad "[[ContrivedClumsiness accidentally]]" makes breakfast over his entry in the Record Book of World Records.
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* SpillStainSabotage: Strong Bad "[[ContrivedClumsiness accidentally]]" makes breakfast over his entry in the Record Book of World Records.Records, after finding out that his record was for "Dirtiest Diapey".
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* YankTheDogsChain: Strong Bad tells Strong Sad that his feat of miniature writing (transcribing ''Literature/ParadiseLost'' onto a single grain of rice in four languages) "definitely deserves a record", then slaps him with the record for "Biggest Waste of Dump".
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* YankTheDogsChain: Strong Bad tells Strong Sad that his feat of miniature writing (transcribing ''Literature/ParadiseLost'' onto a single grain of rice in four languages) "definitely deserves a record", then slaps him with the record for "Biggest Waste of Dump". Downplayed, since he gets to keep the rice.
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Nathan TX ("That has, like, way four more cylinders than the standard Nathan.") wants to know if Strong Bad is in the record book, which inspires Strong Bad to crack open his copy of "The Record Book of World Records". Not only is the book out of date (he's sure Coach Z has broken his old record for "Longest Showerless Streak" "by several fortnights at this point"), but much to his embarrassment his baby self is in the book for "Most Dirtiest Diapey", despite Strong Bad's clumsy attempts to cover it up.
->'''Strong Bad:''' WOAH! (''coughs'') Coffee, eggs, bacon! (''spills coffee, eggs, and bacon over the pages of the record book'') Oh, too bad, I "accidentally" made breakfast all over whatever that record was for.
Strong Bad decides it's time for an update, in the form of ''Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records''. His first step is determining "Who's the fattest", but when he finds his brother Strong Sad has transcribed ''Literature/ParadiseLost'' in four languages onto a single grain of rice, he finds a more deserving record for his brother: "Biggest Waste of Dump".
->'''Strong Bad:''' WOAH! (''coughs'') Coffee, eggs, bacon! (''spills coffee, eggs, and bacon over the pages of the record book'') Oh, too bad, I "accidentally" made breakfast all over whatever that record was for.
Strong Bad decides it's time for an update, in the form of ''Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records''. His first step is determining "Who's the fattest", but when he finds his brother Strong Sad has transcribed ''Literature/ParadiseLost'' in four languages onto a single grain of rice, he finds a more deserving record for his brother: "Biggest Waste of Dump".
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Nathan TX ("That has, like, way four more cylinders than the standard Nathan.") wants to know if Strong Bad is in the record book, which and if so, then what for? This inspires Strong Bad to crack open his copy of "The Record Book of World Records". Not only is the book out of date (he's sure Coach Z has broken his old record for "Longest Showerless Streak" "by several fortnights at this point"), but much to his embarrassment his baby self is in the book for "Most Dirtiest Diapey", despite Strong Bad's his clumsy attempts to cover it up.
->'''Strong Bad:''' Dirtiest Diape- WOAH! (''coughs'') Coffee, eggs, bacon! (''spills coffee, eggs, and bacon over the pages of the record book'') Oh, too bad, I "accidentally" made breakfast all over whatever that record was for.
Strong Bad decides it's time for an update, and crafts said update in the form of ''Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records''. His first step is determining "Who's the fattest", but when he finds his brother Strong Sad has transcribed ''Literature/ParadiseLost'' in four languages onto a single grain of rice, he finds a more deserving record for his brother: "Biggest Waste of Dump".
->'''Strong Bad:''' Dirtiest Diape- WOAH! (''coughs'') Coffee, eggs, bacon! (''spills coffee, eggs, and bacon over the pages of the record book'') Oh, too bad, I "accidentally" made breakfast all over whatever that record was for.
Strong Bad decides it's time for an update, and crafts said update in the form of ''Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records''. His first step is determining "Who's the fattest", but when he finds his brother Strong Sad has transcribed ''Literature/ParadiseLost'' in four languages onto a single grain of rice, he finds a more deserving record for his brother: "Biggest Waste of Dump".
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'''Strong Bad:''' What a bunch of bull (''makes his mouth as round as possible'') hooooooooooooooooooooooooo-- (''buzzer sounds, cut to Strong Bad's picture in the record book under "Longest Bull Honkey: 13.4 seconds"'') --nkey. Bull honkey!\\
(''The Paper comes down'')
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'''Strong Bad:''' What a bunch of bull (''makes his mouth as round as possible'') hooooooooooooooooooooooooo-- (''buzzer sounds, cut to Strong Bad's picture in the record book under "Longest Bull Honkey: 13.4 seconds"'') --nkey. Bull honkey!\\
(''The Paper comes down'')
seconds"'')
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->'''Strong Bad:''' -nkey. Bull honkey!
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->'''Strong Bad:''' (''singing'') Drape it over your aaaaaaarms, step out in styyyyyle, Strong Bad Emaaaaaaail...
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'''Strong Bad:''' What a bunch of bull (''makes his mouth as round as possible'') hooooooooooooooooooooooooo-- (''buzzer sounds, cut to Strong Bad's picture in the record book under "Longest Bull Honkey: 13.4 seconds"'') --nkey. Bull honkey!
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'''Strong Bad:''' What a bunch of bull (''makes his mouth as round as possible'') hooooooooooooooooooooooooo-- (''buzzer sounds, cut to Strong Bad's picture in the record book under "Longest Bull Honkey: 13.4 seconds"'') --nkey. Bull honkey!
honkey!\\
(''The Paper comes down'')
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* YankTheDogsChain: Strong Bad tells Strong Sad that his feat of miniature writing (transcribing ''Literature/ParadiseLost'' onto a single grain of rice in four languages) "definitely deserves a record", then slaps him with the record for "Biggest Waste of Dump".
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* YankTheDogsChain: Strong Bad tells Strong Sad that his feat of miniature writing (transcribing ''Literature/ParadiseLost'' onto a single grain of rice in four languages) "definitely deserves a record", then slaps him with the record for "Biggest Waste of Dump".Dump".
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* OverlyNarrowSuperlative: Strong Mad is given the record "Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube...By Strong Mad".
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* OverlyNarrowSuperlative: OverlyNarrowSuperlative:
** Coach Z tries to set the record for sticking nine pieces of gum to his face while singing the "I'm Just Me" song and hopping on one foot. Strong Bad calls him out for this, saying that he can't just make up something random and expect to get a record for it...only to cut to Homsar [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike doing exactly what Coach Z is doing]].
** Strong Mad is given the record "Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube...By Strong Mad".
** Coach Z tries to set the record for sticking nine pieces of gum to his face while singing the "I'm Just Me" song and hopping on one foot. Strong Bad calls him out for this, saying that he can't just make up something random and expect to get a record for it...only to cut to Homsar [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike doing exactly what Coach Z is doing]].
** Strong Mad is given the record "Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube...By Strong Mad".
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* YankTheDogsChain: Strong Bad tells Strong Sad that his feat of miniature writing "definitely deserves a record", then slaps him with the record for "Biggest Waste of Dump".
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* YankTheDogsChain: Strong Bad tells Strong Sad that his feat of miniature writing (transcribing ''Literature/ParadiseLost'' onto a single grain of rice in four languages) "definitely deserves a record", then slaps him with the record for "Biggest Waste of Dump".
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Strong Bad decides it's time for an update, in the form of ''Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records''. His first step is determining "Who's the fattest", but when he finds his brother Strong Sad has transcribed ''Paradise Lost'' in four languages on a single grain of rice, he finds a more deserving record for his brother: "Biggest Waste of Dump".
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Strong Bad decides it's time for an update, in the form of ''Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records''. His first step is determining "Who's the fattest", but when he finds his brother Strong Sad has transcribed ''Paradise Lost'' ''Literature/ParadiseLost'' in four languages on onto a single grain of rice, he finds a more deserving record for his brother: "Biggest Waste of Dump".
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* ToiletHumor: Strong Bad apparently set the record for "Dirtiest Diapey" when he was little, much to his embarrassment.
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* OffscreenMomentOfAwesome: Marzipan apparently set a record for pole vaulting (at 20 feet and 1.5 inches; the current women's pole vaulting record is 16 feet and 7 inches), but she's not shown actually doing it and her page in Strong Bad's record book says "Surprisingly, No Photo Available".
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* SpillStainSabotage: Strong Bad [[BlatantLies accidentally]] makes breakfast over his entry in the Record Book of World Records.
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* SpillStainSabotage: Strong Bad [[BlatantLies accidentally]] "[[ContrivedClumsiness accidentally]]" makes breakfast over his entry in the Record Book of World Records.
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-->'''Strong Bad:''' WOAH! (''coughs'') Coffee, eggs, bacon! (''spills coffee, eggs, and bacon over the pages of the record book'') Oh, too bad, I "accidentally" made breakfast all over whatever that record was for.
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-->'''Strong Bad:''' My mouth can be round! \\
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* ConsolationWorldRecord: Strong Bad accidentally earns the record for "Longest Bull Honkey" after objecting at length to The Cheat's suggestion of "most rectangular mouth". An Easter Egg shows Homsar was given "The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award or Best Offer!"
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* ConsolationWorldRecord: Strong Bad accidentally earns the record for "Longest Bull Honkey" after objecting at length to The Cheat's suggestion of "most rectangular mouth". An Easter Egg egg shows Homsar was given "The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award or Best Offer!"
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* EmbarrassingNickname: "Double-bottom" for Strong Sad.
* OverlyLongGag: Strong Bad saying "bull honkey".
* OverlyLongName: ''Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records''
* OverlyNarrowSuperlative: "Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube...By Strong Mad"
* OverlyLongGag: Strong Bad saying "bull honkey".
* OverlyLongName: ''Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records''
* OverlyNarrowSuperlative: "Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube...By Strong Mad"
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* EmbarrassingNickname: "Double-bottom" for Strong Sad.
Bad addresses Strong Sad as "Double-bottom".
* OverlyLongGag: Strong Badsaying says "bull honkey".
honkey" for several seconds straight while demonstrating how he can make his mouth round.
* OverlyLongName: Strong Bad writes a book called ''Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and WorldlyRecords''
Records''.
* OverlyNarrowSuperlative: Strong Mad is given the record "Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube...By StrongMad"Mad".
* OverlyLongGag: Strong Bad
* OverlyLongName: Strong Bad writes a book called ''Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly
* OverlyNarrowSuperlative: Strong Mad is given the record "Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube...By Strong
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* InadvertentEntranceCue[=/=]StrangeMindsThinkAlike: When Strong Bad scolds Coach Z that no one would try and set a record for "longest time jumping on one foot with nine pieces of gum stuck to your face while singing the 'I'm Just Me' song", the camera cuts to [[CloudCuckoolander Homsar]] doing just that.
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* StrangeMindsThinkAlike: When Strong Bad scolds Coach Z that no one would try and set a record for "longest time jumping on one foot with nine pieces of gum stuck to your face while singing the 'I'm Just Me' song", the camera cuts to [[CloudCuckoolander Homsar]] doing just that.
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* CoughSnarkCough: Strong Bad coughs the words "Coffee, eggs, bacon!" while spilling breakfast over his entry in the Record Book of World Records.
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* CoughSnarkCough: Strong Bad coughs the words "Coffee, eggs, bacon!" while [[BlatantLies accidentally]] spilling breakfast over his entry in the Record Book of World Records.
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-->'''Strong Bad:''' WOAH! Coffee, eggs, bacon! (''spills coffee, eggs, and bacon over the pages of the record boo'') Oh, too bad, I "accidentally" made breakfast all over whatever that record was for.
Strong Bad decides it's time for an update, in the form of ''Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records''. His first step is determining "Who's the fattest", but when he finds his brother Strong Sad has transcribed ''Paradise Lost'' in four langugages on a single grain of rice, he finds a more deserving record for his brother: "Biggest Waste of Dump".
Strong Bad decides it's time for an update, in the form of ''Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records''. His first step is determining "Who's the fattest", but when he finds his brother Strong Sad has transcribed ''Paradise Lost'' in four langugages on a single grain of rice, he finds a more deserving record for his brother: "Biggest Waste of Dump".
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-->'''Strong Bad:''' WOAH! (''coughs'') Coffee, eggs, bacon! (''spills coffee, eggs, and bacon over the pages of the record boo'') book'') Oh, too bad, I "accidentally" made breakfast all over whatever that record was for.
Strong Bad decides it's time for an update, in the form of ''Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records''. His first step is determining "Who's the fattest", but when he finds his brother Strong Sad has transcribed ''Paradise Lost'' in fourlangugages languages on a single grain of rice, he finds a more deserving record for his brother: "Biggest Waste of Dump".
Strong Bad decides it's time for an update, in the form of ''Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records''. His first step is determining "Who's the fattest", but when he finds his brother Strong Sad has transcribed ''Paradise Lost'' in four
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* ConsolationWorldPrize: Strong Bad accidentally earns the record for "Longest Bull Honkey" after objecting at length to The Cheat's suggestion of "most rectangular mouth". An Easter Egg shows Homsar was given "The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award or Best Offer!"
* CoughSnarkCough: Strong Bad coughs the words "Coffee, eggs, bacon!" while spilling breakfast over his entry in the record book.
* CoughSnarkCough: Strong Bad coughs the words "Coffee, eggs, bacon!" while spilling breakfast over his entry in the record book.
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* ConsolationWorldPrize: ConsolationWorldRecord: Strong Bad accidentally earns the record for "Longest Bull Honkey" after objecting at length to The Cheat's suggestion of "most rectangular mouth". An Easter Egg shows Homsar was given "The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award or Best Offer!"
* CoughSnarkCough: Strong Bad coughs the words "Coffee, eggs, bacon!" while spilling breakfast over his entry in therecord book.Record Book of World Records.
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* ConsolationWorldPrize: Strong Bad accidentally earns the record for "Longest Bull Honkey" after objecting at length to The Cheat's suggestion of "most rectangular mouth". An Easter Egg shows Homsar was given a record for "Awkwardnesses, The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award Or Best Offer!"
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* ConsolationWorldPrize: Strong Bad accidentally earns the record for "Longest Bull Honkey" after objecting at length to The Cheat's suggestion of "most rectangular mouth". An Easter Egg shows Homsar was given a record for "Awkwardnesses, The "The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award Or or Best Offer!"
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Out in the field, Coach Z tries to set a record for "puttin' nine pieces of chewed-up gum on my face and singin' the 'I'm Just Me' song and hoppin' around on one foot". Strong Bad is not impressed, and scolds Coach Z for trying to "make up some random crap that no one else will ever do and call that a record", despite Homsar attempting the very same thing. It also doesn't stop Strong Bad from awarding his brother Strong Mad (who is presumably harder to argue with) the record for "Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube...By Strong Mad". Meanwhile, Marzipan sets the record for the pole vault, and Bubs wins Cutest Couple (by himself, somehow).
As Strong Bad wonders
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Out in the field, Coach Z tries to set a record for "puttin' nine pieces of chewed-up gum on my face and singin' the 'I'm Just Me' song and hoppin' around on one foot". Strong Bad is not impressed, and scolds Coach Z for trying to "make up some random crap that no one else will ever do and call that a record", despite Homsar attempting the very same thing. It also doesn't stop Strong Bad from awarding his brother Strong Mad (who is presumably harder to argue with) the record for "Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube...By Strong Mad". Meanwhile, Marzipan sets the record for the pole vault, and Bubs wins Cutest Couple (by himself, somehow).
Meanwhile, Marzipan sets the record for the pole vault, and Bubs wins Cutest Couple (by himself, somehow). As Strong Badwonders
wonders what record for which he should be in the book, the Cheat sarcastically suggests "Most Rectangular Mouth".
-->'''Strong Bad:''' My mouth can be round! \\
'''The Cheat:''' (''sassy The Cheat noises'')\\
'''Strong Bad:''' What a bunch of bull (''makes his mouth as round as possible'') hooooooooooooooooooooooooo-- (''buzzer sounds, cut to Strong Bad's picture in the record book under "Longest Bull Honkey: 13.4 seconds"'') --nkey. Bull honkey!
Meanwhile, Marzipan sets the record for the pole vault, and Bubs wins Cutest Couple (by himself, somehow). As Strong Bad
-->'''Strong Bad:''' My mouth can be round! \\
'''The Cheat:''' (''sassy The Cheat noises'')\\
'''Strong Bad:''' What a bunch of bull (''makes his mouth as round as possible'') hooooooooooooooooooooooooo-- (''buzzer sounds, cut to Strong Bad's picture in the record book under "Longest Bull Honkey: 13.4 seconds"'') --nkey. Bull honkey!
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'''Airdate:''' Monday, July 25, 2005
'''Sender:''' nathan, tx
Nathan TX ("That has, like, way four more cylinders than the standard Nathan.") wants to know if Strong Bad is in the record book, which inspires Strong Bad to crack open his copy of "The Record Book of World Records". Not only is the book out of date (he's sure Coach Z has broken his old record for "Longest Showerless Streak" "by several fortnights at this point"), but much to his embarrassment his baby self is in the book for "Most Dirtiest Diapey", despite Strong Bad's clumsy attempts to cover it up.
-->'''Strong Bad:''' WOAH! Coffee, eggs, bacon! (''spills coffee, eggs, and bacon over the pages of the record boo'') Oh, too bad, I "accidentally" made breakfast all over whatever that record was for.
Strong Bad decides it's time for an update, in the form of ''Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records''. His first step is determining "Who's the fattest", but when he finds his brother Strong Sad has transcribed ''Paradise Lost'' in four langugages on a single grain of rice, he finds a more deserving record for his brother: "Biggest Waste of Dump".
Next stop is the King of Town's castle, where Strong Bad is sure the King will set "some disgusting eating records" over lunch. When the King inhales a massive pile of salt and suffers, not hiccups, but multiple heart-attacks, Strong Bad awards him the record for "Least Healthiest (Man?)"
Out in the field, Coach Z tries to set a record for "puttin' nine pieces of chewed-up gum on my face and singin' the 'I'm Just Me' song and hoppin' around on one foot". Strong Bad is not impressed, and scolds Coach Z for trying to "make up some random crap that no one else will ever do and call that a record", despite Homsar attempting the very same thing. It also doesn't stop Strong Bad from awarding his brother Strong Mad (who is presumably harder to argue with) the record for "Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube...By Strong Mad". Meanwhile, Marzipan sets the record for the pole vault, and Bubs wins Cutest Couple (by himself, somehow).
As Strong Bad wonders
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!!Tropes:
*CoughSnarkCough: Strong Bad coughs the words "Coffee, eggs, bacon!" while spilling breakfast over his entry in the record book.
*EmbarrassingNickname: "Double-bottom" for Strong Sad.
*InadvertentEntranceCue[=/=]StrangeMindsThinkAlike: When Strong Bad scolds Coach Z that no one would try and set a record for "longest time jumping on one foot with nine pieces of gum stuck to your face while singing the 'I'm Just Me' song", the camera cuts to [[CloudCuckoolander Homsar]] doing just that.
*OverlyLongName: ''Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records''
*OverlyNarrowSuperlative: "Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube...By Strong Mad"
*RunningGag: Homestar telling bad redneck jokes. Also, the soapbox from [[Recap/StrongBadEmailE63Fingers fingers]] makes another appearance, this time reading "THIRTEEN, Y'ALL".
*SpillStainSabotage: Strong Bad [[BlatantLies accidentally]] makes breakfast over his entry in the Record Book of World Records.
*YankTheDogsChain: Strong Bad tells Strong Sad that his feat of miniature writing "definitely deserves a record", then slaps him with the record for "Biggest Waste of Dump".
'''Sender:''' nathan, tx
Nathan TX ("That has, like, way four more cylinders than the standard Nathan.") wants to know if Strong Bad is in the record book, which inspires Strong Bad to crack open his copy of "The Record Book of World Records". Not only is the book out of date (he's sure Coach Z has broken his old record for "Longest Showerless Streak" "by several fortnights at this point"), but much to his embarrassment his baby self is in the book for "Most Dirtiest Diapey", despite Strong Bad's clumsy attempts to cover it up.
-->'''Strong Bad:''' WOAH! Coffee, eggs, bacon! (''spills coffee, eggs, and bacon over the pages of the record boo'') Oh, too bad, I "accidentally" made breakfast all over whatever that record was for.
Strong Bad decides it's time for an update, in the form of ''Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records''. His first step is determining "Who's the fattest", but when he finds his brother Strong Sad has transcribed ''Paradise Lost'' in four langugages on a single grain of rice, he finds a more deserving record for his brother: "Biggest Waste of Dump".
Next stop is the King of Town's castle, where Strong Bad is sure the King will set "some disgusting eating records" over lunch. When the King inhales a massive pile of salt and suffers, not hiccups, but multiple heart-attacks, Strong Bad awards him the record for "Least Healthiest (Man?)"
Out in the field, Coach Z tries to set a record for "puttin' nine pieces of chewed-up gum on my face and singin' the 'I'm Just Me' song and hoppin' around on one foot". Strong Bad is not impressed, and scolds Coach Z for trying to "make up some random crap that no one else will ever do and call that a record", despite Homsar attempting the very same thing. It also doesn't stop Strong Bad from awarding his brother Strong Mad (who is presumably harder to argue with) the record for "Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube...By Strong Mad". Meanwhile, Marzipan sets the record for the pole vault, and Bubs wins Cutest Couple (by himself, somehow).
As Strong Bad wonders
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!!Tropes:
*CoughSnarkCough: Strong Bad coughs the words "Coffee, eggs, bacon!" while spilling breakfast over his entry in the record book.
*EmbarrassingNickname: "Double-bottom" for Strong Sad.
*InadvertentEntranceCue[=/=]StrangeMindsThinkAlike: When Strong Bad scolds Coach Z that no one would try and set a record for "longest time jumping on one foot with nine pieces of gum stuck to your face while singing the 'I'm Just Me' song", the camera cuts to [[CloudCuckoolander Homsar]] doing just that.
*OverlyLongName: ''Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records''
*OverlyNarrowSuperlative: "Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube...By Strong Mad"
*RunningGag: Homestar telling bad redneck jokes. Also, the soapbox from [[Recap/StrongBadEmailE63Fingers fingers]] makes another appearance, this time reading "THIRTEEN, Y'ALL".
*SpillStainSabotage: Strong Bad [[BlatantLies accidentally]] makes breakfast over his entry in the Record Book of World Records.
*YankTheDogsChain: Strong Bad tells Strong Sad that his feat of miniature writing "definitely deserves a record", then slaps him with the record for "Biggest Waste of Dump".