History Recap / HowIMetYourMotherS2E06AldrinJustice

* YouAreFat: Tes is making at least twice fat shaming comment about an ex co-worker he morally destroyed earlier.

* YouAreFat: Lily: Tes is making at least twice fat shaming comment about an ex co-worker he morally destroyed earlier.

* DoomedAutographedItem: Lily is so appalled by Hammond's behavior to people that she decides to start taking away his things. It's her personal form of justice, supposed to make kids and people stop being mean. The first thing she takes away is Druthers' baseball signed three times by Pete Rose. He's livid, and threatens to start firing random people if his ball is not returned. - unlaunched

%%* The Autographed Ball: Lily is so appalled by Hammond's behavior to people that she decides to start taking away his things. It's her personal form of justice, supposed to make kids and people stop being mean. The first thing she takes away is Druthers' baseball signed three times by Pete Rose. He's livid, and threatens to start firing random people if his ball is not returned. - unlaunched

* TheAutographedBall: Lily is so appalled by Hammond's behavior to people that she decides to start taking away his things. It's her personal form of justice, supposed to make kids and people stop being mean. The first thing she takes away is Druthers' baseball signed three times by Pete Rose. He's livid, and threatens to start firing random people if his ball is not returned.

Lily takes a job at Ted's architect firm, but causes more harm than help when she tries to punish his boss for being rude. Meanwhile, Barney tries to make his moves on Marshall's law professor.
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However, at her first day at work, Lily is immediately put off by the obnoxious antics of Ted's boss Hammond Druthers, who is fond of designing phallic buildings and is unpleasant towards his employees (especially Ted, whom he relegates to making fake trees for the building's scale model despite being a trained architect). Annoyed at Ted's unwillingness to stand up for himself and his fellow employees, Lily decides to steal Druthers, favorite "toy", a baseball signed three times by baseball legend Pete Rose. Ted later finds the ball at her desk drawer and calls her out of it later at the bar, but Lily justifies her action, as it is the same method she uses to discipline her students back when she was still a kindergarten teacher.

Meanwhile, Marshall confides in with Barney his problems with his recently-divorced law school professor

Later, the gang visits Barney in the hospital, who had broken his hip after vigorous sex with Marshall's law professor. A determined Barney promises Marshall that he "will get him an A" after he gets discharged and finishes two weeks of rehabilitative therapy, but Marshall stops him, saying that "A Cougar belongs to the wild"

Lily, at her first day at work, is put off by the obnoxious antics of Ted's boss Hammond Druthers, who is fond of designing phallic buildings and is unpleasant towards his employees (especially Ted, whom he relegates to making fake trees for the building's scale model despite being a trained architect). Annoyed at Ted's unwillingness to stand up for himself and his fellow employees, Lily decides to steal Druther's favorite "toy", a baseball signed three times by baseball legend Pete Rose.

Meanwhile,

Meanwhile, the gang visits Barney in the hospital, who had broken his hip after vigorous sex with Marshall's law professor. A determined Barney promises Marshall that he "will get him an A" after he gets discharged and finishes two weeks of rehabilitative therapy, but Marshall stops him, saying that "A Cougar belongs to the wild"

* InnocentlyInsensitive: Ted unintentionally made a co-worker quit her job due to her bringing lunch worth for everyone at the office.

* TheUnreveal: We never get to see the penis building, it's unveiling is hidden by a pillar.